1. "Welcome Back Carter!"Copy !req
2. Oh, my God!Copy !req
3. Help me!Copy !req
4. - Whoa! I got a pumper!
- He's gonna need an airway.Copy !req
5. - Stop moving around. Now!
- Scissors!Copy !req
6. - We got a pressure?
- 70/40. Pulse weak and thready at 150.Copy !req
7. Buddy, you see who shot you?
You get a plate number?Copy !req
8. He's not talking right now.Copy !req
9. Start the O-neg on an infuser.
Somebody find Lewis.Copy !req
10. - I feel the bullet.
- I don't wanna die.Copy !req
11. - You'll be fine. Let's get a head CT.
- Where's Lewis?Copy !req
12. - Please don't let me die.
- Tetanus booster and get Radiology.Copy !req
13. Jerry!Copy !req
14. - Jerry, have you seen Dr. Lewis?
- Curtain 3 with a heart attack.Copy !req
15. Get Benton. Pregnant woman
coming in, shot in the abdomen.Copy !req
16. - How far out?
- Two minutes or less.Copy !req
17. Got it.Copy !req
18. Your tests are normal, but your history
suggests the pain may be heart-related.Copy !req
19. Mark needs you.
Gunshot wound to the neck.Copy !req
20. - Does CCU have any beds?
- Still backed up.Copy !req
21. We have to hold you here until there's
a bed in the Cardiac Care Unit.Copy !req
22. Then we'll send you up
as soon as we can.Copy !req
23. Whoa, whoa! Go, go, go!Copy !req
24. BP is 90/60 and pulse is 120.Copy !req
25. She's full-term. I need a fetal monitor
and a doctor's scope.Copy !req
26. - Peter, are you okay?
- Watch the damn gurney. Damn!Copy !req
27. - Type and cross four units.
- Valenzala? With a "V" or a "B"?Copy !req
28. Get ultrasound. Do the paperwork later.
CBC, type and cross four units.Copy !req
29. - Is my baby all right?
- Uterus tender. No exit wound.Copy !req
30. Twelve GSWs, four critical.
Glass is flying. It's a real mess.Copy !req
31. Pulse ox 95. BP 90/60. Pulse 120.Copy !req
32. - Two hours late.
- What?Copy !req
33. - Carter.
- I have to run the blood up myself.Copy !req
34. Not dilated. Vertex presentation.Copy !req
35. Fetal heart rate, 145. That's good.Copy !req
36. - Lydia, stay put. We need you.
- I'm not done next door.Copy !req
37. Where the hell is Carter?Copy !req
38. Oh, God.Copy !req
39. Oh, God.Copy !req
40. - Oh, God! What is all this?
- Traffic.Copy !req
41. - Can't you do something?
- Like what?Copy !req
42. - Stop the cab.
- No problem.Copy !req
43. Keep the change.Copy !req
44. Oh, God. Oh, God.Copy !req
45. It hurts so bad. It started in the
store. My children... Grandchildren...Copy !req
46. Would you like to see pictures
of my grandchildren?Copy !req
47. I have four sons and three
grandchildren. Let me show you.Copy !req
48. - Here's Tony. Isn't he a darling?
- Yeah, I'll hold.Copy !req
49. - Excuse me.
- Here's Jeff and Harold.Copy !req
50. - Where the hell is Psych?
- They're all blond...Copy !req
51. - Excuse me.
- Hang on, will you, please?Copy !req
52. I miss them so much! I miss them!Copy !req
53. Dr. Lewis. Bipolar. I called Psych,
but something's wrong with her leg.Copy !req
54. Another gunshot coming in. Put her
on the board and hope Psych shows up.Copy !req
55. That son-of-a-bitch cardiologist!
My sister met the president...Copy !req
56. - Excuse me.
- What?Copy !req
57. Thank you. We're the new third-year
students looking for Dr. Greene.Copy !req
58. - You're a med student?
- Yeah.Copy !req
59. - Anybody know how to take a history?
- Sure.Copy !req
60. - I was not a cat person...
- Mrs. Constantine?Copy !req
61. - This is...
- Harper. Harper Tracy.Copy !req
62. Harper? I played with someone called
Harper in the New York Philharmonic.Copy !req
63. - Go to Exam 2, right over there.
- He was just like Paul Newman.Copy !req
64. Do you like Paul Newman?
I love those blue eyes.Copy !req
65. - Hang two units. Where are you?
- Peter, what have you got?Copy !req
66. Full-term abdominal GSW,
no exit wound.Copy !req
67. Baby's moving. Bullet's in the uterus.Copy !req
68. - Sounds like a section.
- Fetal heart rate is falling, 100.Copy !req
69. - How is Mom?
- 80/50, pulse 140 and climbing.Copy !req
70. We're moving her now.Copy !req
71. Call the O.R. For an emergency
section and get OB.Copy !req
72. - Peter, what happened to you?
- Don't ask.Copy !req
73. - Can you handle this?
- Yeah, I'll just need to walk it out.Copy !req
74. Oh, no.Copy !req
75. GSW to the head. Two large-bore IVs.Copy !req
76. - Pressure's 60/40, bradycardic at 50.
- Trauma 1.Copy !req
77. - What happened?
- Gang fight. Nice shirt.Copy !req
78. - I'm a dead man.
- Hey, welcome back, Carter.Copy !req
79. - Dr. Carter, I presume?
- Great tan.Copy !req
80. Where's Dr. Benton,
and has he been asking about me?Copy !req
81. Once or twice.
He's doing a crash section.Copy !req
82. Pregnant woman got shot.
He just limped up.Copy !req
83. - Hi, Dr. Greene.
- Who is that?Copy !req
84. - Carter, I think. Dr. Benton's student.
- Tell him to slow down.Copy !req
85. I am on the phone with Cardiology
every day. They claim the CCU's full.Copy !req
86. I go up and there are empty beds.
We had a rule-out MI here for two days.Copy !req
87. You're an Attending now. Got a
problem with another department...Copy !req
88. you solve it. And you've got
new third-years coming in today.Copy !req
89. - Today?
- Four of them, bright-eyed.Copy !req
90. Staff meeting at 4:00. Don't forget.Copy !req
91. - Forget what?
- My first staff meeting's today.Copy !req
92. Little boss, what did big boss want?Copy !req
93. Something about me accepting
the heavy mantel of my new position.Copy !req
94. - You set the tone, right?
- How are you set for cash?Copy !req
95. If you need the 200 bucks,
I'm strapped for cash right now.Copy !req
96. No, I'm making up a schedule
for next week.Copy !req
97. Maybe you could pull a graveyard
Attending shift, get extra cash.Copy !req
98. - Consider it done.
- Dr. Greene?Copy !req
99. Three lost sheep claiming to be
med students.Copy !req
100. I thought there were four of them.Copy !req
101. One's doing a history of a bipolar.
She'll be done by next Tuesday.Copy !req
102. - This way, guys.
- Jerry?Copy !req
103. Anything of the pediatric persuasion
up there?Copy !req
104. I've got a Scandinavian flight attendant
with a bum ankle and an earache.Copy !req
105. And you saved her all for me?Copy !req
106. I love you, big man. You know that.Copy !req
107. Nine months pregnant.
Couldn't find the bullet?Copy !req
108. Gotta be in the uterus somewhere.Copy !req
109. Pressure barely holding.
No time to waste.Copy !req
110. - Dr. Benton?
- Carter, don't bother coming in here.Copy !req
111. I'm sorry. I came straight
from the airport.Copy !req
112. - Hurricane Phyllis in the Gulf.
- Your student?Copy !req
113. - Don't remind me.
- Nice tan.Copy !req
114. Student, what is the most important
anatomical structure to identify?Copy !req
115. - The uterus?
- Ureter.Copy !req
116. You cut that and you're in big trouble.
She can't pee.Copy !req
117. - What's its name?
- Carter.Copy !req
118. Basic anatomy. What muscle forms
the floor of the pelvis?Copy !req
119. Levator ani.Copy !req
120. The ovarian artery comes off the aorta
just above the...Copy !req
121. - Comes off the aorta to...
- Inferior mesenteric artery.Copy !req
122. Doesn't the word "student" imply that
you should be teaching him something?Copy !req
123. - Hello.
- I'm Dr. Ross, and you must be...Copy !req
124. - Hulda.
- Hulda.Copy !req
125. What a beautiful name, Hulda.
What seems to be the problem?Copy !req
126. - I hurt my ankle. It hurts very much.
- Let's take a look at it.Copy !req
127. A man dropped his little vodka bottle
in the aisle and she slipped.Copy !req
128. It tickles.Copy !req
129. Haleh, lateral AP
and oblique views, please.Copy !req
130. It doesn't seem to be broken.Copy !req
131. We're gonna get some x-rays and
may consider a cast, just to be safe.Copy !req
132. Oh, and my ear is very sore.
For many months.Copy !req
133. All this going up and coming down,
I think. Yes?Copy !req
134. Look, we're really busy today
and I didn't know you were coming.Copy !req
135. Park yourselves in here, and I'll come
round you up when I get a minute.Copy !req
136. Here you go. And Harrison's Principles
of Internal Medicine.Copy !req
137. Rosen's, volumes one, two and three.
Start reading.Copy !req
138. - Hey, who's that?
- Med students. Gave them Harrison's.Copy !req
139. Wow, that'll keep them busy.
I need you in Curtain 2.Copy !req
140. There's another student
floating around with a bipolar.Copy !req
141. Could you try and find them?Copy !req
142. - So who's gonna be the new chief?
- You?Copy !req
143. - Maybe next year when I'm eligible.
- Who do you think it should be?Copy !req
144. Jane Pratt. She's smart, nice, easy
to work with. Your decision, right?Copy !req
145. I'll find out this afternoon. You guys
were roommates for a while, right?Copy !req
146. Me.Copy !req
147. How are you doing, sir?Copy !req
148. - Not so good. I got a headache.
- Probably the nitro.Copy !req
149. - Why is he down here?
- CCU is full again.Copy !req
150. Sir, you're gonna have to stay down
here for a little longer.Copy !req
151. So you can just relax
and enjoy the peace and quiet...Copy !req
152. Jerry, for God's sake, shut him up!
Will you, please?Copy !req
153. - I'll try Cardiology again.
- Thanks.Copy !req
154. - So it's Jane for chief resident?
- Why not?Copy !req
155. Carter, get ready to suction.
Here she comes.Copy !req
156. - How does she look?
- She's breathing. Color, tone: Fair.Copy !req
157. Apgar?Copy !req
158. - Eight.
- Cord's cut. Carter, come with me.Copy !req
159. No exit wound in the uterus.Copy !req
160. - Okay, Carter, see the holes?
- Oh, yes. Thighs.Copy !req
161. We've got through-and-through
gunshot wounds to both thighs.Copy !req
162. - Got it! In the placenta.
- Prep for an umbilical line.Copy !req
163. Carter, start dressing the wounds.
Rocephin and oxacillin, 250 mg each.Copy !req
164. Displace the uterus anteriorly. Check
the other organs for penetrating injury.Copy !req
165. - You're gonna be just fine, Mom.
- Hell of a way to make an entrance.Copy !req
166. - This is your lucky day.
- Oh, you're gonna be fine. Just fine.Copy !req
167. - You jet-ski?
- That's me.Copy !req
168. - Haleh, diet or regular?
- Unleaded.Copy !req
169. Hey, hey! Listen up, everybody.
We don't have a lot of time.Copy !req
170. Admin sent us another action memo.Copy !req
171. "Excessive use of surgical supplies.Copy !req
172. Personnel must exercise prudence
in the use of expendables...Copy !req
173. I. e. 4x4s, gloves, surgical tape,
suture kits. "Copy !req
174. Why don't I just bring a needle
and thread from home?Copy !req
175. "And alcohol wipes. " Next, ACLS.Copy !req
176. Steph, you're up October 1.
And, Wendy, you've never certified.Copy !req
177. - What is it?
- Don't worry, you're gonna love it.Copy !req
178. CPR re-certification.
Lily, Lydia, Haleh.Copy !req
179. - Saturday afternoon, 1:00.
- This week? Man, I've got Sox tickets.Copy !req
180. MICN ride-alongs. Joanie, you've got
to get your hours in before Halloween.Copy !req
181. Lily, if it makes you feel any better,
I've procrastinated.Copy !req
182. Now I have to do a paramedic
ride-along or I lose my certification.Copy !req
183. Are you happy?Copy !req
184. Last, but not least, the hated peach.Copy !req
185. They have stopped making this
particularly delightful shade.Copy !req
186. Take a look at the catalog
and get back to me with your choice.Copy !req
187. I look bad in that green.Copy !req
188. Carol, 47's three minutes out,
and they're in trouble.Copy !req
189. I need your picks by the end of the day.
Most votes wins, unless I hate it.Copy !req
190. And then, whatever I like goes.Copy !req
191. - What is this all about?
- Air conditioning repairs.Copy !req
192. - Mark? Hi.
- Hi, Jane. How are you doing?Copy !req
193. Susan told me that she talked to you
about my becoming chief resident.Copy !req
194. I didn't put her up to it.Copy !req
195. I really want the job,
but I didn't ask her to approach you.Copy !req
196. - No, I didn't think you had.
- I hear Kerry Weaver's interested.Copy !req
197. - Weaver? Really? Over at Mount Sinai?
- She'd do a good job.Copy !req
198. - I'll do it better.
- All right, thanks.Copy !req
199. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
200. - I thought I'd left enough time.
- You get here an hour before me.Copy !req
201. You pre-round my patients.
You order tomorrow's labs after I leave.Copy !req
202. You check out my surgical schedule
and study the cases the night before.Copy !req
203. What did you get read this summer?
Schwartz's Principles of Surgery?Copy !req
204. Sabiston's Essentials?Copy !req
205. Surgical Secrets?Copy !req
206. Let me get a turkey breast on whole
grain, lettuce, tomato, extra sprouts.Copy !req
207. No mayo.
Carter, you reflect on me now.Copy !req
208. You screw up, I screw up.Copy !req
209. If you don't know an answer,
that's because I didn't teach you.Copy !req
210. No mayo.
What do you want, Carter?Copy !req
211. Can I get a Polish dog with extra
onions, extra peppers, and cheese.Copy !req
212. A lot of cheese. Please.Copy !req
213. Surgery is the most difficult
specialty of all.Copy !req
214. Fifteen students wanted this spot
and 100 will want the surgical residency.Copy !req
215. Now, do you wanna be a surgeon?Copy !req
216. Well, then you start acting
like a surgeon.Copy !req
217. We've got a thyroidectomy
this afternoon.Copy !req
218. What do you know about the arteries
in the neck?Copy !req
219. There's a lot of them.Copy !req
220. You have an hour and 25 minutes.
I suggest you locate a Gray's...Copy !req
221. and start memorizing it.Copy !req
222. Hi. I'm Dr. Greene.Copy !req
223. - What seems to be the problem?
- I have a rash on my thighs.Copy !req
224. - Anywhere else?
- Not this time.Copy !req
225. Why don't you hop up on the bed,
and I'll take a look.Copy !req
226. - Ms...
- Sweet. Loretta Sweet.Copy !req
227. - Are you sexually active?
- No, mostly I just lie there.Copy !req
228. - Do you use condoms?
- If I owned the factory I'd be rich.Copy !req
229. - Looks like contact dermatitis.
- Is that bad?Copy !req
230. No. A little cortisone cream
will clear it right up.Copy !req
231. You're allergic to something
you came in contact with.Copy !req
232. Right.Copy !req
233. I'd try and avoid coming into contact
with it again in the future.Copy !req
234. I've got two kids at home, you know.Copy !req
235. - Anything else I can do for you?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
236. Anytime.Copy !req
237. Adult male found passed out
in his own vomit.Copy !req
238. - BP 80/50 on arrival, pulse 132.
- Daddy!Copy !req
239. Resps shallow at 24. Tremulous.
Stopped breathing two minutes out.Copy !req
240. I can't ventilate him. Cyanotic.
Pulse up to 170.Copy !req
241. There's airway obstruction.
We gotta move him fast.Copy !req
242. - He's had glucose and Narcan.
- Daddy!Copy !req
243. - The kid found him. Called 911.
- Daddy!Copy !req
244. - Out of the way!
- Daddy!Copy !req
245. Nope. Damn it!Copy !req
246. Somebody get Mark.
We need a crike tray, now!Copy !req
247. Pupils are four millimeters,
equally reactive.Copy !req
248. No sign of trauma. Two IVs with saline
wide open, one liter so far.Copy !req
249. We've sucked 500 cc's of blood
from his upper airway.Copy !req
250. - Two, three...
- Again!Copy !req
251. - How much time?
- Almost three minutes.Copy !req
252. - Where's the damn doctor?
- Daddy!Copy !req
253. - Again!
- One, two, three.Copy !req
254. - We're out of time. Crike him!
- Again. Harder!Copy !req
255. Get this kid out of here!Copy !req
256. You're not gonna die on my shift, you
son of a bitch. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
257. I got it!Copy !req
258. All right, hyperventilate him.Copy !req
259. - Daddy!
- Out of the way!Copy !req
260. - All right, what have we got?
- Airway obstruction, male.Copy !req
261. Approximately 35 years old.
Tremulous.Copy !req
262. Possible impending D.T.'s, maybe septic,
maybe stroke, metabolic derangement.Copy !req
263. CBC, Chem-19, coag panel,
UA and a chest.Copy !req
264. Push D5 normal saline. He's
dehydrated. Get a banana bag going.Copy !req
265. - Carol, get a blood gas.
- Coming up.Copy !req
266. Doctor! Doctor!Copy !req
267. - Who the hell is that?
- Some drunk looking for a hot meal.Copy !req
268. - How long he been at it?
- About an hour.Copy !req
269. Damn irritating, isn't it?Copy !req
270. At least he hasn't learned
to say "nurse" yet.Copy !req
271. - Nice tan.
- Thanks.Copy !req
272. - What's that?
- Anatomy of the neck.Copy !req
273. - Forget it. Too many arteries.
- Exactly.Copy !req
274. - I thought this year would be easier.
- Wait till you start your residency.Copy !req
275. Want to show a third-year
how to start an IV?Copy !req
276. - No.
- You haven't seen her yet.Copy !req
277. I shave my legs. I used to wax them,
but that hurt so much.Copy !req
278. I love candlelight and Christmas music.
And the smells.Copy !req
279. Mulled cider and chestnuts.
I haven't had a chestnut in years.Copy !req
280. - Hi. You're the new med student?
- Yes. Thank you.Copy !req
281. - Harper Tracy.
- John Carter. How's it going?Copy !req
282. Well, I've tried to take her history,
but we didn't pass the Crimean War.Copy !req
283. You are very handsome.
Are you a doctor? My son's a doctor.Copy !req
284. - I play the cello. Do you like music?
- Yes, sometimes.Copy !req
285. This is Mrs. Constantine. I think she
has cellulitis, left lower extremity.Copy !req
286. - It's swollen, warm and tender.
- Haydn, Bach, Saint-Saëns...Copy !req
287. I'd say you're right. Sounds right.
Are you in any pain, ma'am?Copy !req
288. The pain?Copy !req
289. - She's also clearly bipolar.
- Right.Copy !req
290. Dr. Lewis wanted me to show you
how to start an IV.Copy !req
291. Pull this little gizmo out.Copy !req
292. - Find your vein. Go in bevel up.
- I play the cello...Copy !req
293. Advancing slowly until you see
a flash. Needle out, cath in.Copy !req
294. - Thanks. Got it.
- Really?Copy !req
295. Madrid, Tokyo, Milano...Copy !req
296. Buenos Aires, Barcelona...Copy !req
297. - Ow!
- I'm sorry, ma'am.Copy !req
298. - Wow, you hit it the first time.
- The Pittsburgh Youth Symphony.Copy !req
299. Second chair. I should've been first
chair, but the conductor, bastard...Copy !req
300. was sleeping with a fat Italian girl
who couldn't carry a tune.Copy !req
301. Sex, sex, sex!Copy !req
302. Same with my husband.
He doesn't care if I'm tired.Copy !req
303. - Thanks, John. I can take it from here.
- Day or night.Copy !req
304. - But I could dance all night...
- Okay, then.Copy !req
305. I would like to put the moon
under my heels...Copy !req
306. and go flying up, up into the sky.Copy !req
307. Hey, Jerry.Copy !req
308. Do you know where the kid is,
from that alcoholic airway obstruction?Copy !req
309. Thanks.Copy !req
310. Sure it's not that one?Copy !req
311. - Nice shirt.
- That's all I had.Copy !req
312. - What are you doing?
- Noah's fixing the VCR.Copy !req
313. It has a tape stuck in it.Copy !req
314. You be cool now, Noah, you hear?Copy !req
315. - Your dad's gonna be okay.
- I know.Copy !req
316. He's gonna have to stay with us
for a while. Is your mom coming?Copy !req
317. She lives in Florida.Copy !req
318. Is there someone else
who could come get you?Copy !req
319. My dad will take me home in a while.
He never stays in the hospital.Copy !req
320. He's done this before?Copy !req
321. And you called 911.
That was very smart.Copy !req
322. Have you done that before too?Copy !req
323. Lots of times?Copy !req
324. Do you have a Phillips head?Copy !req
325. Sure.Copy !req
326. You really know what you're doing.Copy !req
327. - She's still down here?
- Kayson says he has no new beds.Copy !req
328. - I think we're being followed.
- Student.Copy !req
329. - Harper Tracy.
- Greene, Mark.Copy !req
330. - No, actually, my first name is Harper.
- The bipolar?Copy !req
331. Off her meds. Psych got her back on
lithium, admitted her for IV antibiotics.Copy !req
332. - How's the Jell-O, Mr. Kuzner?
- Delightful.Copy !req
333. We're gonna have you out of here
as soon as we can.Copy !req
334. Jerry? How long is it gonna be until
we get this air conditioning fixed?Copy !req
335. A week ago Thursday.Copy !req
336. Didn't they find asbestos in this
building a couple of years ago?Copy !req
337. No, not again.Copy !req
338. - Kiss little Susie for me.
- Yeah.Copy !req
339. Dr. Lewis. Pour vous.Copy !req
340. - A taste from the islands.
- Well, thank you.Copy !req
341. - Dr. Greene.
- Yeah?Copy !req
342. I have something for you.Copy !req
343. - There you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
344. Carol.Copy !req
345. Carter, it's beautiful. Thank you.Copy !req
346. - All right.
- Carter!Copy !req
347. Where are my charts?Copy !req
348. Maybe you should've saved
one of these for yourself.Copy !req
349. Oh, but I did.Copy !req
350. Here you go.Copy !req
351. Jerry?Copy !req
352. Why are there three kids in cheap ties
reading textbooks in Exam 3?Copy !req
353. - Damn. The med students. I forgot.
- Dr. Greene, staff meeting's in five.Copy !req
354. Could you see if they need anything
and tell them I'll be back in an hour?Copy !req
355. Sure. Right.Copy !req
356. - Dr. Ross, a little taste of the islands.
- Carter, you shouldn't have.Copy !req
357. - It's Wondoa, the god of fertility.
- Just what you need, Doug.Copy !req
358. - Come on, Mark. I'll walk with you.
- To the staff meeting?Copy !req
359. Yeah, I'm nurse manager. I always go.
Nice hat.Copy !req
360. - See you.
- Yeah, see you.Copy !req
361. Carter, O.R. Let's go.Copy !req
362. - You should put some ice on that.
- I'm fine.Copy !req
363. I think I got the neck arteries down.
The common carotid, superior thyroid...Copy !req
364. Thyroidectomy is called off.
We're doing a hernia.Copy !req
365. I hope you know your way around
Hesselbach's triangle.Copy !req
366. Folks, can we get started?
Please, can we start on time?Copy !req
367. Mark Greene is joining us
as an Attending...Copy !req
368. now that he has completed
his residency.Copy !req
369. Mark, any thought as to who should
succeed you as chief resident?Copy !req
370. I was thinking Jane Pratt would be
an excellent choice.Copy !req
371. Is she that blond
who always wears sweaters?Copy !req
372. No. Brunette, tall.Copy !req
373. She's very smart. Well-liked.
Easy to get along with. Very competent.Copy !req
374. That's how I would describe you.Copy !req
375. You might want someone who'd
complement your weaknesses.Copy !req
376. - Which are...?
- Discipline, paperwork, administration.Copy !req
377. - Any other candidates?
- She'd be my first choice.Copy !req
378. Carol, any thoughts?Copy !req
379. Pratt's the best of this year's crop.
She'd take the least babysitting.Copy !req
380. Do you know Kerry Weaver
over at Mount Sinai?Copy !req
381. - Only by reputation.
- I'd like you to meet her.Copy !req
382. Okay.Copy !req
383. Can we get this Ross thing
finally resolved today?Copy !req
384. Nobody thinks this is important,
but why is my Pediatric budget...Copy !req
385. carrying the cost
of an ER fellowship for Doug Ross?Copy !req
386. It's an ER Pediatrics fellowship, Neal.Copy !req
387. Then put him under my supervision.Copy !req
388. I'll keep him in the clinic
where I'm severely understaffed.Copy !req
389. When there's a real pediatrics
emergency, you can call him down.Copy !req
390. - They need him in the ER full-time.
- Then let them pay!Copy !req
391. They're severely under-budgeted,
and you know it.Copy !req
392. - I like him, but he's a bit of a cowboy.
- A bit?Copy !req
393. David, he's arrogant and dismissive
of my authority.Copy !req
394. Now, I'm warning you right now.Copy !req
395. When his fellowship comes up
for renewal in November...Copy !req
396. I'm not gonna sign off on it. You
want him, you find the money for him.Copy !req
397. Let's jump off that bridge
when we get to it.Copy !req
398. Mark, we need to talk about who gets
to cover the Attending swing shifts.Copy !req
399. It's a nice piece of change.
Any thoughts?Copy !req
400. No. I'll...Copy !req
401. I'll get you some names later.Copy !req
402. Next on the agenda, we've got
a JCAH inspection coming up.Copy !req
403. Come on, people. This is what allows
us to call ourselves a hospital.Copy !req
404. Help me!
Please, somebody help me!Copy !req
405. It's my brother! Please!
He fell off the boat!Copy !req
406. Grab the gurney on the side.Copy !req
407. - Come on, man. Please.
- No spontaneous resps.Copy !req
408. Get an ambu-bag and set up suction.Copy !req
409. - Jerry, Trauma 1 open?
- No, air conditioning guys are there.Copy !req
410. - Curtain 2.
- Get Respiratory down here, stat.Copy !req
411. Stop. Lily, we're gonna need a scribe.Copy !req
412. - Pulse ox is 80. He's hypoxic.
- ET tray, seven and a half.Copy !req
413. - Please, what's happening?
- Sir, you have to wait outside.Copy !req
414. Get these air conditioning guys
out of here now!Copy !req
415. Anybody get a blood gas?Copy !req
416. Please, please...Copy !req
417. - Tracy, come here where you can see.
- Oh, God. Don't do this, man.Copy !req
418. - Core temp's at 82.
- CBC, Chem-7, coag panel.Copy !req
419. Don't die. Please.Copy !req
420. - Are those meetings always that fun?
- Kind of boring this week.Copy !req
421. Nobody took a swing at anybody.Copy !req
422. Do they always talk about residents
like that?Copy !req
423. - Wanna hear what they said about you?
- That drunk with the kid...Copy !req
424. he's trying to check himself out AMA.Copy !req
425. It's none of my business, but Jane
Pratt? I think Morgenstern has a point.Copy !req
426. I didn't get a chance to thank you
for the Attending shifts.Copy !req
427. I'm kind of behind on my car payments,
you know?Copy !req
428. - You've worked with Kerry Weaver?
- Yeah, we've crossed paths.Copy !req
429. Morgenstern wants me
to consider her for chief.Copy !req
430. - Really?
- That bad?Copy !req
431. Did you ever see Cuckoo's Nest?Copy !req
432. - I hear you're going someplace.
- Yeah. Where's my kid?Copy !req
433. - Noah's in the lounge watching cartoons.
- Well, get him. We're going home.Copy !req
434. You're suffering from severe
electrolyte imbalance.Copy !req
435. Your white blood count is high,
and you probably have pneumonia.Copy !req
436. I just need to sleep it off.Copy !req
437. You need to be admitted for fluids
and IV antibiotics.Copy !req
438. So you can charge me 5000
bucks like last time?Copy !req
439. Let's talk about last time.Copy !req
440. You were drowning in your own vomit.
Your son called it in. Just like today.Copy !req
441. - Where's my damn shirt?
- We had to cut it off you.Copy !req
442. I paid 30 bucks for that shirt!
Who's gonna pay me? You?Copy !req
443. Somebody... I swear to God,
somebody's gonna pay for that...Copy !req
444. if I don't find that shirt.
Where the hell...?Copy !req
445. You're not going anyplace.Copy !req
446. I don't know why, but for some reason
that boy cares about you.Copy !req
447. Stay and get straightened out.
Give Noah something to be proud of.Copy !req
448. - He's not warming up fast enough.
- He's in V-fib.Copy !req
449. Damn it, let's shock him. Two hundred.Copy !req
450. Clear. Harper, clear.Copy !req
451. - Nothing.
- Three hundred. Clear.Copy !req
452. - Someone get them out of there.
- Hey! Get down out of there!Copy !req
453. - What?
- Come down now!Copy !req
454. Three-sixty. Clear.Copy !req
455. Hey, we've got a beat.Copy !req
456. Hey, Davey, are you okay?Copy !req
457. What are the borders
of Hesselbach's triangle?Copy !req
458. - Some kind of vessel.
- Deep inferior epigastric.Copy !req
459. - And a ligament. Poupon.
- That's a mustard, Carter.Copy !req
460. Poupart's ligament
and the rectus sheath.Copy !req
461. You didn't get one of Dr. Hicks'
questions right.Copy !req
462. You told me we were doing
a thyroidectomy...Copy !req
463. Embarrass me in front of another surgeon
and you'll spend the rest of your Sub-I...Copy !req
464. suturing bagel cuts and baby falls.
- Rescue 47's on its way.Copy !req
465. The gang shooting?
Somebody shot the shooter.Copy !req
466. Dr. Greene? Heard a lot of great things
about you.Copy !req
467. I'm Kerry Weaver.Copy !req
468. - Oh, hi. I'm Mark. Sit down.
- Thank you.Copy !req
469. Just eating something.Copy !req
470. So Morgenstern says you're gonna
need a lot of help around here.Copy !req
471. Really?Copy !req
472. - Gonna finish those fries?
- No.Copy !req
473. So when do I start?Copy !req
474. - Are we all set for this guy's airway?
- Yep.Copy !req
475. - What happened?
- Guy fell through the ceiling.Copy !req
476. - Landed on a patient.
- You're kidding.Copy !req
477. Broke the patient's ribs and his own leg.Copy !req
478. 15-year-old male.
Shotgun to the chest at close range.Copy !req
479. - No vitals. No pulses. Nothing.
- Welcome back, guys.Copy !req
480. - This the shooter of the pregnant lady?
- So they say.Copy !req
481. - His chest is a mess, you guys.
- Carter, CPR. Six units O-neg.Copy !req
482. - Tube's leaking.
- Asystole.Copy !req
483. Man, I think I just punched
right through his ribs.Copy !req
484. Skip it. Let's tube him! Amp of epi.Copy !req
485. - Seven and a half.
- Kind of rusty at this.Copy !req
486. - Find the cords and thread it through.
- Do it now, Carter.Copy !req
487. - Let's crack him.
- I got it.Copy !req
488. Spreader!Copy !req
489. Carter, retract that lung. Here we go.Copy !req
490. - Whoa, man...
- Just take a deep breath, all right?Copy !req
491. I need you to stay on your feet here.Copy !req
492. He's totally dry. Trendelenberg!Copy !req
493. - Think I'm gonna be sick.
- No, you're not. Come on, internal CPR.Copy !req
494. - Fibrillating!
- Damn! His right ventricle is hit.Copy !req
495. Twenty-five. Clear!Copy !req
496. We got a beat! Nope, it's gone.Copy !req
497. Fifty! Clear!Copy !req
498. - Asystole!
- Well, that helped a lot.Copy !req
499. Man, smells kind of like a barbecue
in here, huh?Copy !req
500. Oh, God...Copy !req
501. Welcome back, Carter.Copy !req
502. - Oh, no. Please...
- He's gonna be okay.Copy !req
503. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
504. He does have
a couple of broken ribs.Copy !req
505. All right, that's it.Copy !req
506. Good try, people.Copy !req
507. He was dead
before he came in the door.Copy !req
508. - Who's got the death bundle?
- I'll get it.Copy !req
509. You all right?Copy !req
510. Good. Sew him back up. Nothing fancy.
I'll see you at 6 a. m. Sharp.Copy !req
511. And, Carter. Prostatectomy
in the morning.Copy !req
512. Adrenalectomy for a
pheochromocytoma in the afternoon.Copy !req
513. - Hey, guys. Here's your equipment.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
514. - The kid make it?
- No.Copy !req
515. - It's Hathaway, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
516. This is Shep. Raul.Copy !req
517. - Well, see you around, Hathaway.
- Oh, hey, guys.Copy !req
518. I have to do a ride-along
for my MICN re-certification.Copy !req
519. Mind if I tag along with you next week?Copy !req
520. Sure. You bet. Anytime, Hathaway.Copy !req
521. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
522. - It's not like that.
- I didn't say a thing.Copy !req
523. Nurse Hathaway,
what are you doing tonight?Copy !req
524. I thought maybe I'd rent a movie.
Make some popcorn.Copy !req
525. - Maybe I'll bring a pizza.
- I don't remember inviting you.Copy !req
526. - You didn't. I invited myself.
- Good night.Copy !req
527. - My rule-out MI is still not in CCU.
- I can't miss the train.Copy !req
528. What's the point of having a CCU
if you can never get anyone into it?Copy !req
529. If I don't make it to Union Station
in 25 minutes...Copy !req
530. I'm gonna be walking to Milwaukee.Copy !req
531. - Mark, you need to do something.
- I will. I promise, first thing Monday.Copy !req
532. Hey, I heard you hired Kerry Weaver
as chief.Copy !req
533. That's definitely a move
in the right direction.Copy !req
534. - You didn't hire Jane?
- No, I didn't.Copy !req
535. Were you planning on letting me
read it off the board?Copy !req
536. It was my decision. I made it.Copy !req
537. I gotta pick Susie up from daycare.Copy !req
538. Hey, Dr. Greene...Copy !req
539. Those medical students
are still in Exam 3.Copy !req
540. Want me to send them home?Copy !req
541. Excuse me. Excuse me.Copy !req
542. Yes, yes, you're the young lady
who helped me earlier today, aren't you?Copy !req
543. Mrs. Constantine,
are you feeling better?Copy !req
544. Well, I'm a bit tired.Copy !req
545. Did I tell you that I play the cello?Copy !req
546. - Once or twice.
- Sorry.Copy !req
547. Well, I would like to play something
for you as a kind of thank-you.Copy !req
548. I don't think that's necessary.Copy !req
549. My son brought my cello to me.Copy !req
550. It helps me pass the time
until I get better.Copy !req
551. Really. You don't have to do this.Copy !req
552. I mean, maybe you shouldn't do this.Copy !req
553. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
554. Yeah.Copy !req
555. No, I'm fine.Copy !req
556. - Tough first day back, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
557. Some days, like today, I have to forget
or I'd never come back.Copy !req
558. - So did you have a good summer?
- Yeah, it was great.Copy !req
559. Really.Copy !req
560. I did a pedes rotation
over at Children's...Copy !req
561. and spent about five weeks kicking
around St. Bart's.Copy !req
562. Really? I always wanted to go.
Was it nice?Copy !req
563. Yeah.Copy !req
564. Hey, Doc! Doc!
Can you give us a hand?Copy !req
565. Kid on a bike got hit by a car.
Full arrest.Copy !req
566. - I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
- Yeah, see you tomorrow.Copy !req
567. Okay, give me the bullet!Copy !req
568. Sorry.Copy !req
569. Hold on!Copy !req
570. No, hold it. Thanks.Copy !req
571. Chloe? Is dinner almost ready?
I am starving.Copy !req
572. Yeah, all we gotta do is drop in
the pasta and we're all set.Copy !req
573. Hello, my beautiful girl.Copy !req
574. Hi. Hi, prettiest girl.Copy !req
575. - How was school today?
- Great.Copy !req
576. They're teaching us how to use Word
and the spreadsheets.Copy !req
577. Honey, you wanna come up
and say hi to Mommy?Copy !req
578. Okay, here we go.
Let me get your head there.Copy !req
579. There we go.Copy !req
580. Oh, no.Copy !req
581. Whoops. There we go,
there we go. That's good.Copy !req
582. Yes, you're okay.Copy !req
583. Yes. Oh, no, no. It's okay.Copy !req
584. Okay.Copy !req
585. It's okay.Copy !req
586. I missed you. Yeah.Copy !req
587. Oh, God...Copy !req
588. What time is it?Copy !req
589. Oh, God.Copy !req
590. Oh, man.Copy !req
591. Peter?Copy !req
592. - Peter, hey, wake up.
- What?Copy !req
593. We fell asleep.Copy !req
594. It's almost midnight.Copy !req
595. Oh, man...Copy !req
596. What time does he get off work?Copy !req
597. In 10 minutes.Copy !req
598. Hey...Copy !req
599. Why don't you stay?Copy !req
600. You know I can't.Copy !req
601. I love you.Copy !req
602. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req