1. E.R.Copy !req
2. Previously on E.R.Copy !req
3. I don't think I like the way this
Davies is starting out.Copy !req
4. It will get better.Copy !req
5. Dr. Benton's mother, 75 years old.
History of CVA, fell down the stairs.Copy !req
6. I'm taking over the
Residency Program at the Brigham.Copy !req
7. You're the guy. No need to look any further.Copy !req
8. Of course, you know, the new guy
is gonna have to approve it.Copy !req
9. Do you feel competent
to handle this without me?Copy !req
10. I think I can muddle through.Copy !req
11. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
12. Why can't you deliver this baby?Copy !req
13. It was my fault that she went sour.
She's my patient.Copy !req
14. - No one will blame you.
- No, they don't have to.Copy !req
15. "Full Moon, Saturday Night"Copy !req
16. - You've got patients waiting.
- I know.Copy !req
17. Are you gonna stand here all night?Copy !req
18. I don't know.Copy !req
19. Are you okay?Copy !req
20. I just can't stop thinking about them.Copy !req
21. - You should take some time off.
- I'm okay.Copy !req
22. Take tonight off. If we get in trouble
I'll have someone page you.Copy !req
23. Yeah, okay. Thanks.Copy !req
24. No, no, no, Bob.Copy !req
25. Intakes go here,
discharges go there.Copy !req
26. - I have my own system.
- You're screwing everything up.Copy !req
27. Diane, I gotta go.
I'll pick you up at nine. Bye.Copy !req
28. - What's the problem?
- Bob's reorganizing the department.Copy !req
29. - Put me in for a raise.
- Me first. Good night all.Copy !req
30. What's my bid for the Saturday night
special? A jilted boyfriend on PCP.Copy !req
31. Twenty-two, 6'8",
comes strapped to his own gurney.Copy !req
32. - I'm going home.
- Going once, going twice...Copy !req
33. Sold to the doctor
in the pale green scrubs.Copy !req
34. Doug, I said I'm going home.
Susan, you take it.Copy !req
35. - He's still upset?
- Still.Copy !req
36. - Busy night?
- Refreshingly slow.Copy !req
37. - Are you going out?
- It's Saturday night.Copy !req
38. - You need a break, Peter.
- My mother gets anxious.Copy !req
39. - How long can you keep this up?
- Until she goes home.Copy !req
40. - Home?
- Yeah, home.Copy !req
41. Why don't I sit with her?
You can finish here, grab some dinner.Copy !req
42. Give me a chance to get all the gory
details about your adolescence.Copy !req
43. - All right, that sounds good.
- Yes, I'd like to come along.Copy !req
44. Carter, finish your notes
and mind your own business.Copy !req
45. Carter! Will you stop him? Carter!Copy !req
46. You're speeding, sir.Copy !req
47. - Help, she's killing me.
- Louie drank a six-pack.Copy !req
48. He has an enlarged prostate. We've
tried to put in a Foley for an hour.Copy !req
49. - I'm off now. Carol, he's all yours.
- Gee, thanks.Copy !req
50. All right, Louie, don't worry.
I'm gonna use plenty of lidocaine.Copy !req
51. - Your shift over yet?
- Yeah, if Benton ever leaves.Copy !req
52. Ever worked a full-moon
Saturday night?Copy !req
53. - Is it that different?
- Stick around and find out.Copy !req
54. Call Security!
Code White at Trauma 2!Copy !req
55. Let me out of here!Copy !req
56. Watch it, stay back...Copy !req
57. Rita, you cheating bitch!
I'll kill you!Copy !req
58. Full-moon Saturday night.Copy !req
59. Cool.Copy !req
60. - What are you doing?
- Checking out your procedures.Copy !req
61. Well, hey, next time, ask.Copy !req
62. - You've done enough for high honors?
- I don't count.Copy !req
63. You should. I do.Copy !req
64. - Could you call Foster in tonight?
- He broke his leg skiing.Copy !req
65. - What about Allonzo?
- Doing ICU. How about Ross?Copy !req
66. - Previous engagement. You care?
- No.Copy !req
67. - Yes, you do. Diane Leeds.
- Really? The one with the kid?Copy !req
68. Auto versus pedestrian, ETA now.
Gangbanger in the suture room.Copy !req
69. - Call someone.
- Moonlighter?Copy !req
70. They're all senile
or dermatologists.Copy !req
71. Moonlighter it is.
One of those nights.Copy !req
72. Kerstetter, David, 18, intoxicated.
Played chicken with a Taurus.Copy !req
73. I slammed on my brakes,
but it was too late.Copy !req
74. - We'll take care of him.
- BP 140 over 90, tachy at 160.Copy !req
75. Minimal blood loss for a chest lac.
Gave him 300cc's of saline.Copy !req
76. - Mental status at the scene?
- Alert. GCS 15.Copy !req
77. Notify his family. Oh, nasty gash.
Get chest and abdominal films.Copy !req
78. - Carter, what do we do?
- Check for pneumothorax.Copy !req
79. Rule out abdominal trauma, get an EKG
to screen for a cardiac contusion.Copy !req
80. - Carter?
- Oh, yeah. Everybody on my count.Copy !req
81. One, two, three.
Nice and gently. Good.Copy !req
82. Go ahead.Copy !req
83. - Does this hurt?
- No, my chest.Copy !req
84. Get a tox screen
and a blood alcohol.Copy !req
85. Pupils are equal
and responsive to light.Copy !req
86. Haleh, get a cross-table C-spine.Copy !req
87. - Breath sounds clear bilaterally.
- God, it hurts.Copy !req
88. - Abdomen soft, fairly non-tender.
- Give him 60 of Toradol.Copy !req
89. - Can't mix alcohol with morphine.
- Need any help, Dr. Lewis?Copy !req
90. - When we're finished, you can start.
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
91. If you're staying, I'm staying.Copy !req
92. - That banger's waiting.
- I was sort of hoping...Copy !req
93. Deb, start there. Carter, there.
Call me when you reach the middle.Copy !req
94. Okay, looks like we're gonna
need two suture kits.Copy !req
95. How's it going?Copy !req
96. Okay.Copy !req
97. - You work around here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
98. - What's good on the menu?
- Nothing.Copy !req
99. Bagel looks safe.Copy !req
100. Excuse me.Copy !req
101. Friendly place.Copy !req
102. Oh, doctor? Will he be all right?Copy !req
103. For a guy hit by a car
he's pretty good.Copy !req
104. - Can I see him and apologize?
- Yeah, wait right here.Copy !req
105. - This isn't a race, John.
- You could've fooled me.Copy !req
106. If you go slower
your stitches won't invert.Copy !req
107. - Is he screwing up?
- Relax.Copy !req
108. What are the rules
for sharing procedures?Copy !req
109. - You know, for our books.
- Whoever's been here the longest.Copy !req
110. How about whoever
sews more takes it?Copy !req
111. You're on.Copy !req
112. Carol! Hey, Carol!Copy !req
113. I need a gurney.Copy !req
114. - Mr. Travis, are you in pain?
- My... My chest.Copy !req
115. Okay, we're gonna take care of you.
Get this off him.Copy !req
116. On my count. One, two, three.Copy !req
117. - What've you got?
- Hank Travis.Copy !req
118. - The driver who hit the chest lac.
- Looks like an Ml.Copy !req
119. What's going on?Copy !req
120. Can't tell.Copy !req
121. John, finish up for me.Copy !req
122. - He's got an early diastolic murmur.
- BP's skyrocketing. 230 over 160.Copy !req
123. - Aortic rupture?
- Pressure's too high.Copy !req
124. - What's the crit?
- Forty-six.Copy !req
125. - Do you have high blood pressure?
- Yes.Copy !req
126. We've got dissection here.
We need to lower his pressure.Copy !req
127. - I'll call O.R.
- Thanks, Malik.Copy !req
128. - Susan, want a beta blocker?
- Bolus him with 3.5 migs esmolol.Copy !req
129. Let's do a transesophageal echo
to check out the damage.Copy !req
130. - Who's in charge?
- Dr. Lewis.Copy !req
131. - Sir, you have to wait outside.
- I'm Dr. Swift.Copy !req
132. Moonlighter's here.Copy !req
133. Spandex. Nice look.Copy !req
134. Well, glove up and get
your butt over here.Copy !req
135. - How's his pressure?
- It's falling. 190 over 130.Copy !req
136. - Bet you've never seen this.
- One or two.Copy !req
137. This isn't gonna hurt.Copy !req
138. I'll look at your heart by putting
this instrument down your throat.Copy !req
139. Let's see what we've got here.Copy !req
140. It's gonna get hairy here,
so pick out what you can handle.Copy !req
141. Sutures, weak-and-dizzy-all-overs,
kid with the croup...Copy !req
142. - All the easy stuff, okay?
- I'll try and keep up.Copy !req
143. - There it is.
- This guy is in trouble.Copy !req
144. Get him up to the O.R. now.Copy !req
145. - He's got a dissection of the aorta.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
146. Acute chest pain, hypertension,
water-hammer pulses, ST changes?Copy !req
147. - Could be an aortic rupture.
- Don't think so.Copy !req
148. Should you not consider that?Copy !req
149. - Who the hell are you?
- William Swift, your new ER chief.Copy !req
150. I'm taking over for Morgenstern.Copy !req
151. - Nice to meet you, Dr. Swift.
- William.Copy !req
152. So where are these
weak-and-dizzy-all-overs?Copy !req
153. - Okay, short end takes the lice.
- Oh, man...Copy !req
154. - It's 50-50.
- In theory, but I never win.Copy !req
155. Cheer up, your bedpan days
will soon be over.Copy !req
156. - Not with my luck.
- You're marrying Tag.Copy !req
157. - Will you leave us when you're rich?
- And leave all this beauty?Copy !req
158. What do you have here?Copy !req
159. "Twelve Common Errors
That Can Ruin Your Wedding. "Copy !req
160. Some great articles in here.Copy !req
161. - Did somebody page me?
- No, not me.Copy !req
162. Check out number six.Copy !req
163. "Make sure you audition the band
before you hire them. "Copy !req
164. - Your brother's band is out?
- They have to know how to play.Copy !req
165. - What kind of band should we get?
- Some polka music.Copy !req
166. - You're hysterical.
- Taglieri? Did you get my page?Copy !req
167. - You're kicking my mother out.
- He's been in the computer.Copy !req
168. - Stay out of her files.
- Why are you discharging her?Copy !req
169. Hospital's breathing down my neck.
Medicare won't pay anymore.Copy !req
170. - She needs more time.
- Three days is the best I can do.Copy !req
171. - Discuss it with your family.
- She's not ready to go home yet.Copy !req
172. Face reality. She's had a stroke
and a hip replacement.Copy !req
173. She'll need skilled nursing
the rest of her life.Copy !req
174. I'll care for her myself if I have to.Copy !req
175. - She's not going home.
- The hell she isn't.Copy !req
176. We're running out of rooms.Copy !req
177. Ah, midnight. Let's make room
for the punks, skunks and drunks.Copy !req
178. Man with hiccups and 18-year old
female weak and dizzy after sex.Copy !req
179. - An orgasm. God, I'm jealous.
- Been a while?Copy !req
180. I'll take the hiccups.Copy !req
181. A woman with abdominal pain and
a wheezer who needs a blood gas.Copy !req
182. - Take the abdominal pain.
- Hiccups sound more interesting.Copy !req
183. You'll see 1000 acute
abdomens for every hiccups.Copy !req
184. Do a pelvic and a rectal.Copy !req
185. Patient fumigation.Copy !req
186. - Walking in space?
- Lice.Copy !req
187. Sounds sexy.Copy !req
188. - Wanna hear some bands?
- Might as well.Copy !req
189. What do you think?Copy !req
190. I think your brother sounds
better every minute.Copy !req
191. Is that Wild Willie?Copy !req
192. - You know Dr. Swift?
- We played ball at Ohio State. Hey!Copy !req
193. - Hey, Lewis, special delivery.
- Where do I sign?Copy !req
194. Four Beta Tau Sigma pledges
dumped on Rush Street.Copy !req
195. Possible frostbites
to all extremities...Copy !req
196. They left us with just
our shoes and socks on.Copy !req
197. - What've we got here?
- Popsicle pledges.Copy !req
198. Can we get some blankets
to warm these guys up?Copy !req
199. Somebody...?Copy !req
200. Help me.Copy !req
201. Ma? Ma, it's Peter. I'm here, okay?Copy !req
202. - Why did they do that to me?
- It's okay, Ma. It's okay.Copy !req
203. I told them not to,
but they wouldn't listen.Copy !req
204. I know. It's okay, Ma.Copy !req
205. I asked them to stop it,
but they wouldn't listen.Copy !req
206. - They won't do it again.
- They never listen!Copy !req
207. Ma, listen to me.Copy !req
208. I'll be right back, okay?Copy !req
209. I love you, all right?Copy !req
210. I...Copy !req
211. - I thought you were sitting with her.
- I went out to get a cup of coffee.Copy !req
212. - How could you let them do that to her?
- Do what?Copy !req
213. - She doesn't need to be restrained.
- She tried to crawl out of bed.Copy !req
214. - You shouldn't have let them do it.
- I asked them to do it.Copy !req
215. Don't bother to come back.
I don't want your help.Copy !req
216. Peter, she needs to be restrained.Copy !req
217. And take a deep breath.Copy !req
218. And let it out.Copy !req
219. - Does that hurt?
- A lot.Copy !req
220. - Have you had this pain before?
- Never.Copy !req
221. It's the moon.
It's in the fifth house.Copy !req
222. - Something strange's going on inside me.
- Could you be pregnant?Copy !req
223. With this month's aspect,
the unlikely is probably definite.Copy !req
224. Uh-huh. Okay, uh...Copy !req
225. I'm gonna order a pregnancy test,
and we'll take it from there.Copy !req
226. - Are you by any chance a Gemini?
- Yeah.Copy !req
227. - When's your birthday?
- June fourth.Copy !req
228. - Year?
- You know, I don't...Copy !req
229. - 1970.
- Yeah.Copy !req
230. - Time of birth?
- You have to ask my mother.Copy !req
231. What's her number?Copy !req
232. - Timmy's tried breath-holding.
- Drinking ice water.Copy !req
233. Tickling, breathing into a bag,
scary movies.Copy !req
234. I haven't slept in two nights.Copy !req
235. We're getting married in two weeks.
Will he be all right?Copy !req
236. Probably just a case
of the pre-wedding jitters.Copy !req
237. Is there anything you can give me?Copy !req
238. Thorazine sometimes works,
Mr. Falco.Copy !req
239. We'll run blood tests and take an
abdominal x-ray to cover the basics.Copy !req
240. I just can't decide
between Hawaii or Paris.Copy !req
241. - I had my heart set on the beach.
- You burn so easily.Copy !req
242. - No, I don't. I tan.
- Well, Hawaii it is.Copy !req
243. Paris sounds so romantic.Copy !req
244. - Have you checked china patterns?
- When should I have done that?Copy !req
245. - People are starting to ask.
- Really?Copy !req
246. The Tiki Torch down the street got
a guy on one of our porta-potties.Copy !req
247. That would be Louie. Would you get
a cab to pick him up, please?Copy !req
248. Where were we?Copy !req
249. - How're we doing?
- Swift's looking for Mark.Copy !req
250. Where's Dr. Greene?
Board says he's on tonight.Copy !req
251. He went home
with a touch of the flu.Copy !req
252. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
253. Your unsolved mystery is solved.Copy !req
254. Congratulations, you're pregnant.Copy !req
255. That's according to the astrological
forecast in the Tribune.Copy !req
256. - And these lab results.
- Thank you, Dr. Gemini.Copy !req
257. I had a feeling
you'd bring me good news.Copy !req
258. - Are you sure there's nothing else?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
259. Well, I...Copy !req
260. I constructed your chart.Copy !req
261. I'm certain we haven't finished
our journey together.Copy !req
262. - Saturn is aligned with Mercury.
- Is that bad?Copy !req
263. It could be.Copy !req
264. - For who?
- Both of us.Copy !req
265. You're conflicted,
searching to find your way.Copy !req
266. Go with the voice inside you.Copy !req
267. Fight the influence of others
who seek to destroy you.Copy !req
268. I'll order that ultrasound.Copy !req
269. Welcome back, Louie.
Did you miss us?Copy !req
270. Have you been drinking, Louie?Copy !req
271. You still have your catheter in?Copy !req
272. Six pints, Louie.
It's time to change your bag.Copy !req
273. Okay.Copy !req
274. Stay right there, Louie.Copy !req
275. - How are you holding up?
- It's nice without the boys.Copy !req
276. Cherry bomb in the trash can.Copy !req
277. Pledges.Copy !req
278. Hey, Carter.
Are you glad you stayed?Copy !req
279. There's a call on the radio.Copy !req
280. - Read you, dispatch.
- Implement disaster protocol.Copy !req
281. EMS plan one at Wabash
and Balboa for night club fire.Copy !req
282. - How many? Over.
- Fifteen to twenty.Copy !req
283. Most with third-degree burns.Copy !req
284. - I'll set up a triage point.
- I'll put out callbacks.Copy !req
285. What is it?Copy !req
286. I'm getting beeped.Copy !req
287. - At two in the morning?
- Welcome to my life.Copy !req
288. This better not be another woman.Copy !req
289. Quit making so much noise.
I'm never gonna get back to sleep.Copy !req
290. So can I come back?Copy !req
291. There's a spare key
on the kitchen table.Copy !req
292. But you have to be back out
before Jake wakes up.Copy !req
293. Oh, damn!Copy !req
294. 29 minutes, 32 seconds.Copy !req
295. - I beat you.
- What?Copy !req
296. - Where's the victims?
- You're looking at them.Copy !req
297. - I'd like to introduce Dr...
- William Swift, your new chief.Copy !req
298. Good to see you all.Copy !req
299. Which one of you is a chief resident?Copy !req
300. We haven't been able to
locate Dr. Greene yet.Copy !req
301. I find these drills ideal
for meeting my team...Copy !req
302. and assessing how quickly
the residents can mobilize.Copy !req
303. Now I'd like to take a few moments...Copy !req
304. and go over some of the basics
of ER management.Copy !req
305. - Thank you.
- At 2:30 a. m.?Copy !req
306. Don't worry,
I'll have you home by four.Copy !req
307. - John, could you please help me?
- Is it a procedure you've done?Copy !req
308. No, it's a drunk who smashed
his fingers in a car door.Copy !req
309. He's pawing at me.
He also smells terrible.Copy !req
310. And you have a problem with that?Copy !req
311. I can hardly wait
to get out of the ER.Copy !req
312. Mr. Denardo, this is John Carter.Copy !req
313. - We'll take care of that finger.
- I want a real doctor.Copy !req
314. Great. We'll let your finger get
infected and fall off if you prefer.Copy !req
315. Thanks. You numb the finger and I'll
drain the nail bed with a cautery.Copy !req
316. This is gonna feel a little cool.Copy !req
317. Wait, wait...Copy !req
318. Ethyl chloride is flammable!Copy !req
319. Damn!Copy !req
320. I'm really sorry.
Please, don't tell anyone, okay?Copy !req
321. A patient presents to ER
ptosis, miosis and hidrosis.Copy !req
322. Dr. Ross, what does that
bring to mind?Copy !req
323. The Osis Sisters.
I dated the short one.Copy !req
324. I believe you're describing
Horner's syndrome.Copy !req
325. Otherwise a drooping eye.Copy !req
326. What should you worry about?Copy !req
327. Pancoast tumor of
the superior sulcus of the lung.Copy !req
328. - Correct. And you are...?
- Bob.Copy !req
329. I started in Housekeeping,
and now I'm a desk clerk.Copy !req
330. Dr. Greene for you on two.Copy !req
331. Many of you use antibiotics
prophylactically in animal wounds...Copy !req
332. - Where are you?
- An arcade.Copy !req
333. Didn't feel like going home.
What's up?Copy !req
334. - The new chief called a drill.
- Okay.Copy !req
335. One hour, 47 minutes, new record.
They're in Trauma 1.Copy !req
336. Any questions,
my door is always open.Copy !req
337. Dr. Bagel. Come right in.Copy !req
338. - Trouble. Wild Willie is on a tear.
- Wild Willie?Copy !req
339. - Hi. Mark Greene.
- William Swift, your new chief.Copy !req
340. - How's the flu?
- The what?Copy !req
341. I guess you're feeling better, huh?
Read that before your next shift.Copy !req
342. Then we'll talk.Copy !req
343. The flu?Copy !req
344. - Sorry.
- Guess I should've stayed.Copy !req
345. Ma? Ma?Copy !req
346. I'm here.Copy !req
347. - Are you in any pain?
- No.Copy !req
348. Okay. I got you, okay? I got you.Copy !req
349. - How did it go?
- I think I blew it with the new chief.Copy !req
350. You didn't make
a strong first impression.Copy !req
351. - He sent me home.
- Get out before he changes his mind.Copy !req
352. Move the transducer down
to visualize the adnexa.Copy !req
353. - Is that the ovary?
- It sure is, and that's the ectopic.Copy !req
354. You have both an intrauterine
and an ectopic pregnancy.Copy !req
355. Twins? That makes sense.Copy !req
356. - He's a Gemini.
- Will they be all right?Copy !req
357. You can carry the one in your uterus.Copy !req
358. But we need to remove
the other before it ruptures.Copy !req
359. - If that happens you could die.
- I'm sorry, Arlene.Copy !req
360. Don't be. I'm having a baby
and I'm gonna be just fine.Copy !req
361. - I scraped it climbing a cliff.
- Why were you doing that?Copy !req
362. - Chasing cats.
- Cats?Copy !req
363. - I'm a werewolf.
- Oh, full moon, right?Copy !req
364. Please put me in restraints
until sunrise.Copy !req
365. It's only a couple of hours.Copy !req
366. You think you might harm yourself
or somebody else?Copy !req
367. There's no telling
what I might do next.Copy !req
368. I'll go and get you a doctor.Copy !req
369. Never turn your back
on a werewolf!Copy !req
370. I forgot. Sorry.Copy !req
371. Oh, Carter, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
372. - Any good patients?
- No, just a couple of drunks.Copy !req
373. - Take a nap. I'll beep you if...
- I'll be in Four.Copy !req
374. - What was that?
- Werewolf.Copy !req
375. - Huh?
- Maybe you should lock your door.Copy !req
376. - You cured his hiccups.
- I feel much better.Copy !req
377. I should probably go over
the test results with you alone.Copy !req
378. No, go ahead.
We don't have any secrets.Copy !req
379. You have some potentially serious
findings in your CTs and ultrasound.Copy !req
380. How serious?Copy !req
381. These are abscesses, pockets
of bacteria invading your liver.Copy !req
382. It's inflaming your diaphragm
which caused your hiccups.Copy !req
383. We'll have to admit you
and treat you with IV antibiotics.Copy !req
384. I see.Copy !req
385. - That will cure him, right?
- I hope so.Copy !req
386. I need to ask you
some difficult questions.Copy !req
387. Okay.Copy !req
388. In cases when an apparently healthy
young individual like yourself...Copy !req
389. has such an unusual illness
we need to consider the causes.Copy !req
390. - Have you ever used IV drugs?
- Never.Copy !req
391. Have you had unprotected sex
with men, prostitutes?Copy !req
392. Are you suggesting I have AIDS?Copy !req
393. It's an unusual condition
and it's sometimes seen in HIV.Copy !req
394. It's probably just
a bacterial infection...Copy !req
395. but I needed to consider
the risk factors.Copy !req
396. I can't believe you're telling me this.Copy !req
397. You didn't answer my other question
about other sexual contacts.Copy !req
398. No, never.Copy !req
399. - What do you think of Wild Willie?
- I don't know.Copy !req
400. Probably gonna make us do
pushups before every shift.Copy !req
401. Think he'll make you attending
like Morgenstern said?Copy !req
402. Yeah.Copy !req
403. I hear he's promoting Carter
to chief of surgery.Copy !req
404. Uh-huh.Copy !req
405. Are you getting any sleep at all?Copy !req
406. - Mark?
- What?Copy !req
407. - You didn't hear anything I said.
- Sorry.Copy !req
408. You have to let this OB case go.
Could've happened to any one of us.Copy !req
409. - It's upsetting to kill a patient.
- You did all you could to save her.Copy !req
410. Tell that to her husband.Copy !req
411. When that little boy takes his
first steps, his mother won't be there.Copy !req
412. - His mother will never be there.
- It's not your fault, Mark.Copy !req
413. It's my stop.Copy !req
414. - Come to my place. We can talk.
- What for?Copy !req
415. See you tomorrow, Doug.Copy !req
416. Let's move him.Copy !req
417. On my count...Copy !req
418. Ready? One, two, three.Copy !req
419. - What happened?
- Drunk. A 12-gauge to the chest.Copy !req
420. Accidentally broke into
the neighbor's house. Laryngoscope.Copy !req
421. - Seven and a half ET-tube?
- Perfect. Call Carter and Deb.Copy !req
422. - Deb's doing lacs, Carter's asleep.
- Get Carter.Copy !req
423. Call Respiratory for a vent
and Radiology for a chest film.Copy !req
424. Hang some O-neg. Cross and type
as many as you can.Copy !req
425. Looks like a flail chest.
At least four broken ribs.Copy !req
426. He's lucky to have a chest.Copy !req
427. - He's bradycardic.
- Pressure 40 palp.Copy !req
428. I'll start a central line.
Tank him up with O-neg.Copy !req
429. - Hey.
- Good morning, Carter.Copy !req
430. He's in arrest.
Give him an amp of epi.Copy !req
431. Can you do external compressions?Copy !req
432. - Carol, get him started.
- A little lower.Copy !req
433. His right chest is about to fall off.Copy !req
434. Baby with hypothermia.
Cops found it in a trash bag.Copy !req
435. Okay, line's in.
Keep the compressions going.Copy !req
436. Give him four units, and get
another body down here now.Copy !req
437. I'll call Tag.
It's darkest before dawn.Copy !req
438. More epi?Copy !req
439. Three to four-week-old male,
BP 60 palp, rate 80.Copy !req
440. - No arrhythmias, temp 89 degrees.
- Give him heated, humidified O-2.Copy !req
441. Get a dextrose stick. Start an IV,
heated saline to 110 degrees.Copy !req
442. What kind of parent
would do this to a baby?Copy !req
443. - How's he doing?
- We're rewarming him.Copy !req
444. - Pleural lavage?
- No, we need a neonatal warmer.Copy !req
445. Check his lytes for acidosis.
I've got a thoracotomy next door.Copy !req
446. - How're we doing?
- No pulse. Bullet hit an artery.Copy !req
447. - We're losing him.
- Thoracotomy tray!Copy !req
448. - Heard you needed some help.
- We're doing a thoracotomy.Copy !req
449. Cut between the ribs.
I'll clamp the aorta.Copy !req
450. - I'm a little rusty on thoracotomies.
- We'll walk you through it.Copy !req
451. - Cut through the intercostals.
- Okay, let me get in there.Copy !req
452. Vascular clamp.Copy !req
453. Rib spreaders.Copy !req
454. Where is that little gusher?Copy !req
455. Got it. It's clamped.Copy !req
456. - Heart's beating.
- That's teamwork.Copy !req
457. It's fibrillating.Copy !req
458. Carter, ever felt a live heart?Copy !req
459. Make like a crocodile.Copy !req
460. Now gently compress the heart
between your fingers.Copy !req
461. - About 80 times a minute.
- Feels like a bag of worms.Copy !req
462. - A couple more units of blood.
- It's filling.Copy !req
463. No pulse. Second unit's in.Copy !req
464. We need to shock him back
into sinus. Internal paddles!Copy !req
465. - Start with five.
- Charging.Copy !req
466. - Clear?
- Clear.Copy !req
467. - Five more.
- Charging.Copy !req
468. - Clear?
- Clear.Copy !req
469. We've got a rhythm. Let's keep it.Copy !req
470. - I've got a pulse.
- He's stable. Good work.Copy !req
471. Take him up to the O.R.Copy !req
472. - How's he doing?
- Temperature is 92.Copy !req
473. I think he's gonna make it.Copy !req
474. - How's your guy?
- Still ticking.Copy !req
475. Hey.Copy !req
476. You look exhausted.
Why don't you take a breather?Copy !req
477. I'll call Family Services.
He'll need a foster placement.Copy !req
478. - Hey, Deb, how's it going?
- Fine, thanks.Copy !req
479. Wow...Copy !req
480. - You shaved the scalp by yourself?
- What've you been up to?Copy !req
481. Oh, internal cardiac massage.
See you later.Copy !req
482. - I don't think I like this.
- What?Copy !req
483. - You coming and going.
- Did you miss me?Copy !req
484. You woke me up.Copy !req
485. You've got fifteen minutes.
Jake's an early riser.Copy !req
486. - That's not really my style, but...
- You can do it.Copy !req
487. Come here.Copy !req
488. Mark?Copy !req
489. Hey.Copy !req
490. Lovely place to sit around
feeling sorry for yourself.Copy !req
491. It has its charms.Copy !req
492. It's freezing out here.Copy !req
493. - How did you find me?
- Doug.Copy !req
494. He said he'd never
seen you so upset.Copy !req
495. Things just aren't working out
the way I planned.Copy !req
496. Sure they have.Copy !req
497. You're leaving me.Copy !req
498. I didn't plan for that.Copy !req
499. People die, Mark. You do
the best you can. You're human.Copy !req
500. I'm not supposed to be.Copy !req
501. Sure you are. You're the only one
who doesn't know it.Copy !req
502. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
503. You could get breakfast.Copy !req
504. I'll even buy. Come on.Copy !req
505. Come on, Mark.Copy !req
506. Susan. Susan.Copy !req
507. Susan.
Mr. Falco's fiancée is out here.Copy !req
508. - She needs to see you.
- Yeah, sure. Bring her in.Copy !req
509. - Dr. Lewis, sorry to bother you.
- No, no problem.Copy !req
510. Is there a chance
that I might be sick?Copy !req
511. I don't know. To be safe
you should be tested for HIV.Copy !req
512. We're getting married in two weeks.
I thought I knew him.Copy !req
513. - I didn't say he had AIDS.
- I know.Copy !req
514. But I think he hasn't been
honest with me.Copy !req
515. I'm sorry.Copy !req
516. How did hiccups turn out like this?Copy !req
517. - Can I help you?
- Yeah, I'm Dr. Peter Benton.Copy !req
518. - Your wife takes care of my mother.
- Oh, yeah, sure. Al Boulet.Copy !req
519. - Is everything all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
520. Jeanie! Peter Benton's here.Copy !req
521. What's wrong?Copy !req
522. I left the restraints off
and she fell out of bed.Copy !req
523. - Is she okay?
- She's got a couple of bruises.Copy !req
524. Her hip's okay.Copy !req
525. - I've gotta get to work.
- All right.Copy !req
526. Nice meeting you.Copy !req
527. I...Copy !req
528. I can't do this by myself.Copy !req
529. I mean...Copy !req
530. take care of my mother.Copy !req
531. I've seen a lot of children try.Copy !req
532. You know, I'm afraid of
what's gonna happen to her.Copy !req
533. Yeah, um...Copy !req
534. Can you...?Copy !req
535. Can you help me to, you know...Copy !req
536. - Find a couple of good places?
- Sure.Copy !req
537. - I didn't think we'd make it.
- You did a great thoracotomy.Copy !req
538. You weren't so bad yourself.Copy !req
539. Hey, every full moon
should be ladies' night.Copy !req
540. - Yeah, we were terrific.
- Like Thelma and Louise, man.Copy !req
541. More like Lucy and Ethel.Copy !req
542. - Whose are those?
- Tag brought them for the wedding.Copy !req
543. - Bridesmaids still wear peach?
- You may have to wear that.Copy !req
544. - Me? A bridesmaid?
- Yeah. Would you?Copy !req
545. Yes, I would be honored.Copy !req
546. You may change your mind
when you see the dress.Copy !req
547. Hello?Copy !req
548. Hello?Copy !req
549. The sink's clogged, and somebody
stripped the damn threads.Copy !req
550. You need some help?Copy !req
551. I called Maintenance four hours ago.
It's quicker if I do it myself.Copy !req
552. Do you need a plumber's snake?
To thread in and break up the clog.Copy !req
553. - You know, you're right.
- Don't mention it.Copy !req
554. - Are you applying for chief resident?
- I'm only second-year.Copy !req
555. Really? That's all?Copy !req
556. - Hm.
- What?Copy !req
557. I find that hard to believe.Copy !req
558. We're gonna have to make
some changes around here.Copy !req
559. There are a few kinks
in the chain of command.Copy !req
560. - Don't worry. You did a good job.
- Thank you.Copy !req
561. - Now I need a plumber's snake.
- Ask Bob.Copy !req
562. - Bob.
- Yes?Copy !req
563. - Hi, Dr. Lewis.
- Good morning, Jerry.Copy !req
564. - Busy night?
- Kind of crazy.Copy !req
565. Not for me. I had a blast.Copy !req
566. - We'll have to do a Friday the 13th.
- Oh, those are really spooky.Copy !req
567. From 1962, let's twist
and shout for Susan.Copy !req
568. Carter, did you do that?Copy !req