1. You've got patients waiting.
I know.
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3. I don't know.
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4. Are you okay?
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5. I just can't stop thinking about them.
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6. - You should take some time off.
- I'm okay.
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7. Take tonight off. If we get in trouble
I'll have someone page you.
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8. Yeah, okay. Thanks.
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9. No, no, no, Bob.
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10. Intakes go here,
discharges go there.
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11. - I have my own system.
- You're screwing everything up.
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12. Diane, I gotta go.
I'll pick you up at nine. Bye.
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13. - What's the problem?
- Bob's reorganizing the department.
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14. Put me in for a raise.
Me first. Good night all.
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15. What's my bid for the Saturday night
special? A jilted boyfriend on PCP.
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16. Twenty-two, 6'8",
comes strapped to his own gurney.
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17. - I'm going home.
- Going once, going twice…
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18. Sold to the doctor
in the pale green scrubs.
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19. Doug, I said I'm going home.
Susan, you take it.
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20. - He's still upset?
- Still.
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21. Hi.
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22. - Busy night?
- Refreshingly slow.
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23. - Are you going out?
- It's Saturday night.
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24. Oh, yeah.
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25. - You need a break, Peter.
- My mother gets anxious.
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26. - How long can you keep this up?
- Until she goes home.
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27. - Home?
- Yeah, home.
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28. Why don't I sit with her?
You can finish here, grab some dinner.
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29. Give me a chance to get all the gory
details about your adolescence.
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30. - All right, that sounds good.
- Yes, I'd like to come along.
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31. Carter, finish your notes
and mind your own business.
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32. Carter! Will you stop him? Carter!
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33. - Carter!
- Whoa! You're speeding, sir.
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34. - Help, she's killing me.
- Louie drank a six-pack.
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35. He has an enlarged prostate. We've
tried to put in a Foley for an hour.
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36. - I'm off now. Carol, he's all yours.
- Gee, thanks.
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37. All right, Louie, don't worry.
I'm gonna use plenty of lidocaine.
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38. - Your shift over yet?
- Yeah, if Benton ever leaves.
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39. Ever worked a full-moon
Saturday night?
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40. - Is it that different?
- Stick around and find out.
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41. Call Security!
Code White at Trauma 2!
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42. Let me out of here!
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43. Watch it, stay back…
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44. Rita, you cheating bitch!
I'll kill you!
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45. Full-moon Saturday night.
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46. Cool.
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47. - What are you doing?
- Checking out your procedures.
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48. Well, hey, next time, ask.
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49. - You've done enough for high honors?
- I don't count.
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50. You should. I do.
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51. - Could you call Foster in tonight?
- He broke his leg skiing.
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52. - Oh. What about Allonzo?
- Doing ICU. How about Ross?
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53. - Previous engagement. You care?
- No.
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54. - Yes, you do.
- No, I don't.
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55. - Diane Leeds.
- Really? The one with the kid?
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56. - Susan?
- Yeah.
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57. Auto versus pedestrian, ETA now.
Gangbanger in the suture room.
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58. - Call someone.
- Moonlighter?
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59. They're all senile
or dermatologists.
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60. Moonlighter it is.
One of those nights.
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61. Kerstetter, David, 18, intoxicated.
Played chicken with a Taurus.
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62. I slammed on my brakes,
but it was too late.
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63. - We'll take care of him.
- BP 140 over 90, tachy at 160.
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64. Minimal blood loss for a chest lac.
Gave him 300cc's of saline.
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65. Mental status at the scene?
Alert. GCS 15.
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66. Notify his family. Oh, nasty gash.
Get chest and abdominal films.
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67. - Carter, what do we do?
- Check for pneumothorax.
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68. Rule out abdominal trauma, get an EKG
to screen for a contusion.
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69. - Good. Carter?
- Oh, yeah. Everybody on my count.
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70. One, two, three.
Nice and gently. Good.
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71. Go ahead.
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72. - Does this hurt?
- No, my chest.
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73. Get a tox screen
and a blood alcohol.
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74. Pupils are equal
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75. Haleh, get a cross-table C-spine.
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76. Breath sounds clear bilaterally.
God, it hurts.
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77. Abdomen soft, fairly non-tender.
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78. - Can't mix alcohol with morphine.
- Need any help, Dr. Lewis?
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79. - How are your sutures?
- Excellent.
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80. - When we're finished, you can start.
- What are you doing here?
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81. If you're staying, I'm staying.
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82. - That banger's waiting.
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84. Deb, start there. Carter, there.
Call me when you reach the middle.
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85. Okay, looks like we're gonna
need two suture kits.
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86. How's it going?
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87. Okay.
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88. - You work around here?
- Yeah.
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89. - What's good on the menu?
- Nothing.
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90. Bagel looks safe.
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91. Excuse me.
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92. Friendly place.
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93. Oh, doctor?
Yeah?
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94. Will he be all right?
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95. For a guy hit by a car
he's pretty good.
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96. - Can I see him and apologize?
- Yeah, wait right here.
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97. - This isn't a race, John.
- You could've fooled me.
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98. If you go slower
your stitches won't invert.
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99. - Is he screwing up?
- Relax.
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100. What are the rules
for sharing procedures?
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101. What?
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102. - You know, for our books.
- Whoever's been here the longest.
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103. How about whoever
sews more takes it?
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104. You're on.
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105. Carol! Hey, Carol!
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106. I need a gurney.
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107. - Mr. Travis, are you in pain?
- My… My chest.
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108. Okay, we're gonna
take care of you. Get this off him.
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109. On my count. One, two, three.
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110. What've you got?
Hank Travis.
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111. - The driver who hit the chest lac.
- Looks like an MI.
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112. Yeah.
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113. What's going on?
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114. Can't tell.
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115. John, finish up for me.
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116. He's got an early diastolic murmur.
BP's skyrocketing.
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117. - Aortic rupture?
- Pressure's too high.
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118. What's the crit?
Forty-six.
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119. - You have high blood pressure?
- Yes.
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120. We've got dissection here.
We need to lower his pressure.
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121. I'll call O.R.
Thanks, Malik.
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122. - Susan, want a beta blocker?
- Bolus him with 3.5 migs esmolol.
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123. Let's do a transesophageal echo
to check out the damage.
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124. I'll get the echo.
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125. - Who's in charge?
- Dr. Lewis.
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126. Someone call his wife.
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127. - You have to wait outside.
- I'm Dr. Swift.
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128. Moonlighter's here.
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129. Spandex. Nice look.
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130. Well, glove up and get
your butt over here.
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131. - How's his pressure?
- It's falling. 190 over 130.
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132. - Bet you've never seen this.
- One or two.
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133. This isn't gonna hurt.
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134. I'll look at your heart by putting
this instrument down your throat.
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135. Okay. Yeah.
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136. Let's see what we've got here.
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137. It's gonna get hairy here,
so pick out what you can handle.
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138. Sutures, weak-and-dizzy-all-overs,
kid with the croup…
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139. - All the easy stuff, okay?
- I'll try and keep up.
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140. - There it is.
- This guy is in trouble.
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141. Get him up to the O.R. now.
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142. - He's got a dissection of the aorta.
- Are you sure?
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143. Acute chest pain, hypertension,
water-hammer pulses, ST changes?
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144. - Could be an aortic rupture.
- Don't think so.
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145. Should you not consider that?
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146. - Who the hell are you?
- William Swift, your new ER chief.
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147. I'm taking over for Morgenstern.
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148. - Nice to meet you, Dr. Swift.
- William.
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149. So where are these
weak-and-dizzy-all-overs?
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150. Okay, short end takes the lice.
Oh, man…
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151. Oh…
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152. - It's 50-50.
- In theory, but I never win.
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153. Cheer up, your bedpan days
will soon be over.
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154. - Not with my luck.
- You're marrying Tag.
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155. - Will you leave us when you're rich?
- And leave all this beauty? Hey!
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156. What do you have here?
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157. "Twelve Errors
That Can Ruin Your Wedding."
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158. - Modern Bride.
- Some great articles in here.
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159. Did somebody page me?
No, not me.
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160. Check out number six.
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161. "Make sure you audition the band
before you hire them."
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162. - Your brother's band is out?
- They have to know how to play.
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163. - What kind of band should we get?
- Some polka music.
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164. You're hysterical.
Taglieri?
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165. - Did you get my page?
- Yeah.
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166. - You're kicking my mother out.
- He's been in the computer.
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167. - Yeah, yeah.
- Stay out of her files.
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168. Why are you discharging her?
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169. Hospital's breathing down my neck.
Medicare won't pay anymore.
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170. - She needs more time.
- Three days is the best I can do.
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171. - Discuss it with your family.
- She's not ready to go home yet.
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172. Face reality. She's had a stroke
and a hip replacement.
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173. She'll need skilled nursing
the rest of her life.
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174. I'll care for her myself if I have to.
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175. - She's not going home.
- The hell she isn't.
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176. We're running out of rooms.
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177. Ah, midnight. Let's make room
for the punks, skunks and drunks.
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178. Man with hiccups and 18-year old
female weak and dizzy after sex.
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179. - First time? An orgasm. God, I'm jealous.
- Been a while?
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180. I'll take the hiccups.
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181. A woman with abdominal pain and
a wheezer who needs a blood gas.
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182. - Take the abdominal pain.
- Hiccups sound more interesting.
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183. You'll see 1000 acute
abdomens for every hiccups.
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184. Do a pelvic and a rectal.
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185. Patient fumigation.
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186. Hey, hey.
Hey.
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187. - Walking in space?
- Lice.
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188. Sounds sexy.
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189. - Wanna hear some bands?
- Might as well.
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190. - What do you think?
- I think your brother sounds better.
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191. Is that Wild Willie?
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192. - You know Dr. Swift?
- We played ball at Ohio State. Hey!
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193. - Hey, Lewis, special delivery.
- Where do I sign?
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194. Four Beta Tau Sigma pledges
dumped on Rush Street.
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195. Possible frostbites
to all extremities…
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196. They left us with just
our shoes and socks on.
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197. - What've we got here?
- Popsicle pledges.
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198. Can we get some blankets
to warm these guys up?
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199. Somebody…?
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200. Help me.
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201. Ma? Ma, it's Peter. I'm here, okay?
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202. - Why did they do that to me?
- It's okay, Ma. It's okay.
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203. I told them not to,
but they wouldn't listen.
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204. I know. It's okay, Ma.
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205. I asked them to stop it,
but they wouldn't listen.
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206. - They won't do it again.
- They never listen!
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207. Okay. I know, I know. Ma, listen to me.
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208. I'll be right back, okay?
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209. I love you, all right?
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210. I…
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211. - I thought you were sitting with her.
- I went out to get a cup of coffee.
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212. - How could you let them do that to her?
- Do what?
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213. - She doesn't need to be restrained.
- She tried to crawl out of bed.
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214. - You shouldn't have let them do it.
- I asked them to do it.
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215. Oh.
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216. - Don't bother to come back.
- What?
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217. - I don't want your help.
- Peter, she needs to be restrained.
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218. And take a deep breath.
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219. And let it out.
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220. Ow!
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221. - Does that hurt?
- A lot.
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222. - Have you had this pain before?
- Never.
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223. It's the moon.
It's in the fifth house.
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224. - Something strange's going on inside me.
- Could you be pregnant?
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225. With this month's aspect,
the unlikely is probably definite.
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226. Uh-huh. Okay, uh…
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227. I'm gonna order a pregnancy test,
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228. - Are you by any chance a Gemini?
- Yeah.
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229. - When's your birthday?
- June fourth.
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230. - Year?
- You know, I don't…
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231. - 1970.
- Yeah.
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232. - Time of birth?
- You have to ask my mother.
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233. What's her number?
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234. - Timmy's tried breath-holding.
- Drinking ice water.
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235. Tickling, breathing into a bag,
scary movies.
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236. I haven't slept in two nights.
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237. We're getting married in two weeks.
Will he be all right?
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238. Probably just a case
of the pre-wedding jitters.
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239. Is there anything you can give me?
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240. Thorazine sometimes works,
Mr. Falco.
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241. We'll run blood tests and take an
abdominal x-ray to cover the basics.
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242. I just can't decide
between Hawaii or Paris.
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243. - I had my heart set on the beach.
- You burn so easily.
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244. - No, I don't. I tan.
- Well, Hawaii it is.
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245. Paris sounds so romantic.
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246. - Have you checked china patterns?
- When should I have done that?
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247. - People are starting to ask.
- Really?
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248. The Tiki Torch down the street got
a guy on one of our porta-potties.
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249. That would be Louie. Would you get
a cab to pick him up, please?
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250. - Mm-hmm.
- Thanks.
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251. Where were we?
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252. How're we doing?
Swift's looking for Mark.
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253. Where's Dr. Greene?
Board says he's on tonight.
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254. He went home
with a touch of the flu.
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255. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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256. Your unsolved mystery is solved.
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257. - Congratulations, you're pregnant.
- Oh.
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258. That's according to the astrological
forecast in the Tribune.
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259. - And these lab results.
- Thank you, Dr. Gemini.
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260. I had a feeling
you'd bring me good news.
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261. - Are you sure there's nothing else?
- What do you mean?
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262. Well, I…
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263. I constructed your chart.
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264. I'm certain we haven't finished
our journey together.
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265. - Saturn is aligned with Mercury.
- Is that bad?
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266. It could be.
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267. - For who?
- Both of us.
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268. You're conflicted,
searching to find your way.
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269. Go with the voice inside you.
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270. Fight the influence of others
who seek to destroy you.
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271. I'll order that ultrasound.
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272. Welcome back, Louie.
Did you miss us?
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273. Have you been drinking, Louie?
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274. You still have your catheter in?
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275. Six pints, Louie.
It's time to change your bag.
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276. Okay.
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277. Stay right there, Louie.
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278. - How are you holding up?
- It's nice without the boys.
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279. Oh, my God!
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280. Cherry bomb in the trash can.
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281. Pledges.
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282. Hey, Carter.
Are you glad you stayed?
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283. There's a call on the radio.
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284. Read you, dispatch.
Implement disaster protocol.
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285. EMS plan one at Wabash
and Balboa for night club fire.
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286. - How many? Over.
- Fifteen to twenty.
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287. Most with third-degree burns.
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288. - I'll set up a triage point.
- I'll put out callbacks.
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289. What is it?
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290. I'm getting beeped.
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291. - At two in the morning?
- Welcome to my life.
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292. This better not be another woman.
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293. Quit making so much noise.
I'm never gonna get back to sleep.
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294. Hey.
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295. So can I come back?
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296. There's a spare key
on the kitchen table.
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297. But you have to be back out
before Jake wakes up.
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298. Oh, damn!
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299. 29 minutes, 32 seconds.
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300. I beat you.
What?
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301. - Where's the victims?
- You're looking at them.
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302. - I'd like to introduce Dr…
- William Swift, your new chief.
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303. Good to see you all.
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304. Which one of you is a chief resident?
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305. We haven't been able
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306. Okay.
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307. I find these drills ideal
for meeting my team…
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308. …and assessing how quickly
the residents can mobilize.
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309. Now I'd like to take a few moments…
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310. …and go over some of the basics
of ER management.
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311. - Thank you.
- At 2:30 a.m.?
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312. Don't worry,
I'll have you home by four.
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313. - John, could you please help me?
- Is it a procedure you've done?
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314. No, it's a drunk who smashed
his fingers in a car door.
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315. He's pawing at me.
He also smells terrible.
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316. And you have a problem with that?
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317. I can hardly wait
to get out of the ER.
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318. Mr. Denardo, this is John Carter.
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319. - We'll take care of that finger.
- I want a real doctor.
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320. Great. We'll let your finger get
infected and fall off if you prefer.
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321. Thanks. You numb the finger and I'll
drain the nail bed with a cautery.
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322. Okay. This is gonna feel a little cool.
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323. Wait, wait…
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324. Ethyl chloride is flammable!
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325. Damn!
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326. I'm really sorry.
Please, don't tell anyone, okay?
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327. A patient presents to ER
ptosis, miosis and hidrosis.
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328. Dr. Ross, what does that
bring to mind?
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329. The Osis Sisters.
I dated the short one.
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330. I believe you're describing
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331. Correct. Otherwise a drooping eye.
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332. What should you worry about?
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333. Pancoast tumor of
the superior sulcus of the lung.
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334. - Correct. And you are…?
- Bob.
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335. I started in Housekeeping,
and now I'm a desk clerk.
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336. Dr. Greene for you on two.
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337. Many of you use antibiotics
prophylactically in animal wounds…
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338. - Where are you?
- An arcade.
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339. Didn't feel like going home.
What's up?
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340. - The new chief called a drill.
- Okay.
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341. One hour, 47 minutes, new record.
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342. - Where are they?
- They're in Trauma 1.
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343. Any questions,
my door is always open.
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344. Dr. Bagel. Come right in.
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345. - Trouble. Wild Willie is on a tear.
- Wild Willie?
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346. - Hi. Mark Greene.
- William Swift, your new chief.
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347. - How's the flu?
- The what?
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348. I guess you're feeling better, huh?
Read that before your next shift.
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349. Then we'll talk.
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350. The flu?
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351. - Sorry.
- Guess I should've stayed.
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352. Ma? Ma?
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353. I'm here.
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354. - Are you in any pain?
- No.
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355. Okay. I got you, okay? I got you.
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356. - How did it go?
- I think I blew it with the new chief.
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357. You didn't make
a strong first impression.
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358. - He sent me home.
- Get out before he changes his mind.
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359. Move the transducer down
to visualize the adnexa.
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360. Is that the ovary?
It sure is, and that's the ectopic.
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361. You have both an intrauterine
and an ectopic pregnancy.
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362. Twins? That makes sense.
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363. He's a Gemini. Will they be all right?
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364. You can carry the one in your uterus.
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365. But we need to remove
the other before it ruptures.
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366. - If that happens you could die.
- I'm sorry, Arlene.
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367. Don't be. I'm having a baby
and I'm gonna be just fine.
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368. - I scraped it climbing a cliff.
- Why were you doing that?
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369. - Chasing cats.
- Cats?
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370. - I'm a werewolf.
- Oh, full moon, right?
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371. Please put me in restraints
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372. It's only a couple of hours.
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373. You think you might harm yourself
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374. There's no telling
what I might do next.
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375. Okay. I'll go and get you a doctor.
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376. Never turn your back
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377. I forgot. Sorry.
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378. Oh, Carter, I'm so sorry.
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379. - Any good patients?
- No, just a couple of drunks.
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380. - Take a nap. I'll beep you if…
- I'll be in Four.
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381. - What was that?
- Werewolf.
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382. - Huh?
- Maybe you should lock your door.
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383. Oh.
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384. You cured his hiccups.
I feel much better.
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385. I should probably go over
the test results with you alone.
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386. No, go ahead.
We don't have any secrets.
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387. You have some potentially serious
findings in your CTs and ultrasound.
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388. How serious?
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389. These are abscesses, pockets
of bacteria invading your liver.
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390. It's inflaming your diaphragm
which caused your hiccups.
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391. We'll have to admit you
and treat you with IV antibiotics.
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392. I see.
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393. - That will cure him, right?
- I hope so.
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394. I need to ask you
some difficult questions.
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395. Okay.
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396. In cases when an apparently healthy
young individual like yourself…
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397. …has such an unusual illness
we need to consider the causes.
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398. - Have you ever used IV drugs?
- Never.
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399. Have you had unprotected sex
with men, prostitutes?
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400. Are you suggesting I have AIDS?
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401. It's an unusual condition
and it's sometimes seen in HIV.
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402. It's probably just
a bacterial infection…
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403. …but I needed to consider
the risk factors.
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404. I can't believe you're telling me this.
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405. You didn't answer my other question
about other sexual contacts.
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406. No, never.
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407. - What do you think of Wild Willie?
- I don't know.
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408. Probably gonna make us do
pushups before every shift.
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409. Yeah.
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410. Think he'll make you attending
like Morgenstern said?
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411. Yeah.
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412. I hear he's promoting Carter
to chief of surgery.
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413. Uh-huh.
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414. Are you getting any sleep at all?
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415. - Mark?
- What?
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416. - You didn't hear anything I said.
- Sorry.
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417. You have to let this OB case go.
Could've happened to any one of us.
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418. - It's upsetting to kill a patient.
- You did all you could to save her.
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419. Tell that to her husband.
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420. When that little boy takes his
first steps, his mother won't be there.
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421. - His mother will never be there.
- It's not your fault, Mark.
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422. It's my stop.
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423. - Come to my place. We can talk.
- What for?
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424. See you tomorrow, Doug.
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425. Let's move him.
Okay.
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426. On my count…
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427. Ready? One, two, three.
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428. - What happened?
- Drunk. A 12-gauge to the chest.
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429. Broke into the neighbor's house.
Laryngoscope.
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430. Get a couple of IV's started.
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431. - Seven and a half ET-tube?
- Perfect. Call Carter and Deb.
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432. Deb's doing lacs, Carter asleep.
Get Carter.
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433. Call Respiratory for a vent
and Radiology for a chest film.
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434. Hang some O-neg. Cross and type
as many as you can.
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435. Looks like a flail chest.
At least four broken ribs.
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436. - He's lucky to have a chest.
- He's bradycardic.
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437. Pressure?
Forty palp.
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438. I'll start a central line.
Tank him up with O-neg.
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439. Hey.
Morning, Carter.
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440. Morning, Carter.
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441. He's in arrest.
Give him an amp of epi.
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442. - Can you do external compressions?
- Uh, yeah.
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443. - Carol, get him started.
- A little lower.
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444. His right chest is about to fall off.
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445. Baby with hypothermia.
Cops found it in a trash bag.
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446. Okay, line's in.
Keep the compressions going.
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447. Give him four units, and get
another body down here now.
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448. I'll call Tag.
It's darkest before dawn.
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449. More epi?
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450. Three to four-week-old male,
BP 60 palp, rate 80.
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451. - No arrhythmias, temp 89 degrees.
- Give him heated, humidified O-2.
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452. Get a dextrose stick. Start an IV,
heated saline to 110 degrees.
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453. What kind of parent
would do this to a baby?
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454. How's he doing?
We're rewarming him.
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455. - Pleural lavage?
- No, we need a neonatal warmer.
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456. Check his lytes for acidosis.
I've got a thoracotomy next door.
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457. Go.
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458. - How're we doing?
- Not so good.
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459. No pulse. Bullet hit an artery.
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460. We're losing him.
Thoracotomy tray!
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461. - Hey, hey! Heard you needed some help.
- We're doing a thoracotomy.
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462. Cut between the ribs.
I'll clamp the aorta.
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463. - I'm a bit rusty on thoracotomies.
- We'll walk you through it.
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464. Cut through the intercostals.
Okay, let me get in there.
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465. Vascular clamp.
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466. Rib spreaders.
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467. Where is that little gusher?
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468. Got it. It's clamped.
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469. - Heart's beating.
- That's teamwork.
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470. It's fibrillating.
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471. Carter, ever felt a live heart?
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472. Make like a crocodile.
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473. Now gently compress the heart
between your fingers.
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474. - About 80 times a minute.
- Feels like a bag of worms.
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475. - A couple more units of blood.
- It's filling.
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476. No pulse. Second unit's in.
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477. We need to shock him back
into sinus. Internal paddles!
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478. - Start with five.
- Charging.
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479. Clear?
Clear.
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480. - Five more.
- Charging.
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481. Clear?
Clear.
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482. We've got a rhythm. Let's keep it.
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483. - I've got a pulse.
- He's stable. Good work.
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484. Take him up to the O.R.
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485. - How's he doing?
- Temperature is 92.
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486. I think he's gonna make it.
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487. - How's your guy?
- Still ticking.
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488. Hey.
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489. You look exhausted.
Why don't you take a breather?
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490. I'll call Family Services.
He'll need a foster placement.
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491. Hey, Deb, how's it going?
Fine, thanks.
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492. Wow…
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493. - You shaved the scalp by yourself?
- What've you been up to?
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494. Oh, internal cardiac massage.
See you later.
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495. - I don't think I like this.
- What?
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496. - You coming and going.
- Did you miss me?
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497. You woke me up.
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498. You've got 15 minutes.
Jake's an early riser.
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499. - That's not really my style, but…
- You can do it.
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500. Come here.
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501. Mark?
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502. Hey.
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503. Lovely place to sit around
feeling sorry for yourself.
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504. It has its charms.
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505. It's freezing out here.
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506. - How did you find me?
- Doug.
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507. He said he'd never
seen you so upset.
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508. Things just aren't working out
the way I planned.
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509. Sure they have.
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510. You're leaving me.
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511. I didn't plan for that.
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512. People die, Mark. You do
the best you can. You're human.
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513. I'm not supposed to be.
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514. Sure you are. You're the only one
who doesn't know it.
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515. What am I gonna do?
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516. You could get breakfast.
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517. I'll even buy. Come on.
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518. Come on, Mark.
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519. - Susan. Susan.
- Mmm.
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520. Susan.
Mr. Falco's fiancée is out here.
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521. - She needs to see you.
- Yeah, sure. Bring her in.
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522. - Dr. Lewis, sorry to bother you.
- No, no problem.
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523. Is there a chance
that I might be sick?
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524. I don't know. To be safe
you should be tested for HIV.
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525. We're getting married in two weeks.
I thought I knew him.
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526. - I didn't say he had AIDS.
- I know.
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527. But I think he hasn't been
honest with me.
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528. I'm sorry.
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529. How did hiccups turn out like this?
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530. - Can I help you?
- Yeah, I'm Dr. Peter Benton.
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531. - Your wife takes care of my mother.
- Oh, yeah, sure. Al Boulet.
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532. - Is everything all right?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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533. Jeanie! Peter Benton's here.
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534. What's wrong?
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535. I left the restraints off
and she fell out of bed.
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536. - Is she okay?
- She's got a couple of bruises.
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537. Her hip's okay.
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538. - I've gotta get to work.
- All right.
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539. - Okay.
- Nice meeting you.
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541. I can't do this by myself.
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542. I mean…
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543. …take care of my mother.
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544. I've seen a lot of children try.
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545. You know, I'm afraid of
what's gonna happen to her.
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546. Yeah, um…
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547. Can you…?
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548. Can you help me to, you know…
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549. - Find a couple of good places?
- Sure.
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550. - I didn't think we'd make it.
- You did a great thoracotomy.
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551. You weren't so bad yourself.
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552. Hey, every full moon
should be ladies' night.
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553. - Yeah, we were terrific.
- Like Thelma and Louise, man.
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554. More like Lucy and Ethel.
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555. - Whose are those?
- Tag brought them for the wedding.
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556. - Bridesmaids still wear peach?
- You may have to wear that.
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557. - Me? A bridesmaid?
- Yeah. Would you?
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558. Yes, I would be honored.
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559. You may change your mind
when you see the dress.
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560. Hello?
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561. Hello?
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562. The sink's clogged, and somebody
stripped the damn threads.
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563. You need some help?
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564. I called Maintenance four hours ago.
It's quicker if I do it myself.
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565. Do you need a plumber's snake?
To thread in and break up the clog.
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566. - You know, you're right.
- Don't mention it.
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567. - Are you applying for chief resident?
- I'm only second-year.
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568. Really? That's all?
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569. - Huh.
- What?
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570. I find that hard to believe.
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571. We're gonna have to make
some changes around here.
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572. Really?
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573. There are a few kinks
in the chain of command.
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574. Oh.
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575. - Don't worry. You did a good job.
- Thank you.
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576. - Now I need a plumber's snake.
- Ask Bob.
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577. - Bob.
- Yes?
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578. Hey.
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579. - Hey. Hi, Dr. Lewis.
- Good morning, Jerry.
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580. - Busy night?
- Kind of crazy.
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581. Not for me. I had a blast.
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582. We'll have to do a Friday the 13th.
Those are really spooky.
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583. Yeah? Ooh.
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584. From 1962,
let's twist and shout for Susan.
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585. Carter, did you do that?
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586. Oh, yeah.
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