1. Whoa, this is yummy.
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to a Vegas buffet.
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so, no.
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Nora,
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to tablescapes.
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for not letting
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special day
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and over-blanched langoustines.
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pick anything.
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everything to me.
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for my little girl.
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everything, Daddy.
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to show you for the reception.
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Ashton, just let her
have this one thing,
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is on fire right now.
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has he done to our daughter?
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FlashRob Studios.
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his taxes.
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believe in love.
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for their wedding receptions.
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like everyone else?
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group to get married.
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must be the best.
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'Cause you two
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completely stolen it.
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- Your father is on it, honey.
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all by myself.
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- Come on.
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There is something
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a wedding gift
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Lester Wilkes?
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We'll discuss it later.
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Okay.
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is going to dance,
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with panache.
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use my studio to practice
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69. The code is, uh, 1-2-3-1-2-3.
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70. You can waltz in any time.
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71. That man I mentioned,
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has criminal ties.
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73. He's under
federal indictment.
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74. - Did you tell Nora your concerns?
- No.
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tell you first.
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isn't good for business.
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78. Well, that's where you're wrong.
It is.
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I'm relieved
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and discretion
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at the firm,
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the family.
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With other clients.
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exclusive firm
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high-net-worth clientele.
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of these individuals "bad,"
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"criminal."
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need somebody like me,
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what they most desire.
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and investment services?
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and respectability.
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their assets
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like paying their taxes.
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a monumental share
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ill-gotten gains,
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in remote, tax-friendly havens.
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you're marrying into
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but we are, in fact,
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108. This watch has been passed down
for generations.
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secrets, stay in the family.
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a simpler life.
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clients' tax refunds?
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I roll deep.
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126. Dangerous guys.
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for your private party?
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129. Hell yeah!
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130. Mm-hmm.
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134. Let's see.
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he couldn't tell me.
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and that he could trust me.
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138. He said he struck gold
with his new family.
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140. - Mm-hmm.
- So congrats, you're golden.
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secret clients,
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- Um...
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148. Oh, and he never touched me.
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- That'll be all.
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152. I heard it's at a country club.
Sounds nice.
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when I gave him the watch.
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that you checked.
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157. Keep the grisly details
to yourself.
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158. God, poor Nora.
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159. We'll have to cancel
the wedding.
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161. Ashton.
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from a canceled wedding.
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all the work you've put in.
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an Ashton Hayes extravaganza,
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will have their day.
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167. Ready, sweetheart?
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168. Thank you, Daddy. It's perfect.
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Hey!
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So,
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about this night...
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189. Here.
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191. Why couldn't you just
keep your mouth shut?
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192. A long line of honorable men
wore this watch.
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abomination of a dance.
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father/son drink outside
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get in the cart?
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sitting out for hours.
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night. He's right.
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his golf cart
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on the 12th hole.
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217. - That's terrible.
- Yeah.
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such a beautiful wedding.
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and mosquitos.
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- You're married?
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now-canceled brunch.
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any sense.
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at weddings,
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm Elsbeth Tascioni.
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247. - So, you two worked together?
- Yes, yes.
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my best junior accountant.
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to really know my son-in-law.
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known him pretty well
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junior accountant.
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can anyone know anyone?
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254. Pretty well, actually.
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- Agreed.
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the wedding was so beautiful
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than this senseless tragedy.
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- Right?
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the groom's tragic death?
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265. Good old Z-Z's.
Mm-hmm.
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sit-down, so...
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270. Well...
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is heating up.
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some water on it.
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- everything you have on FlairAll.
- This again?
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- Well, maybe so, but—
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what do you mean maybe so?
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- No, it's not that.
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into the details myself.
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279. Things fly across my desk.
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in this job.
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if you're second-guessing
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282. the way I handle my cases... Aw.
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nice leather chair there.
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I would have minded.
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you were interested.
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never wanted me.
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they wanted to fill the chair.
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296. No, I'm not saying that at all.
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than you, I mean that.
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I mean, come on.
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Culture, right?
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cold, anyway.
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double-check some things.
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um, I am having
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313. Thank you, Ms. Tascioni.
I'll see.
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317. People doing stupid stuff
at a wedding.
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318. Like having them.
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319. Sorry. Bad divorce.
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320. Oh, I'm sorry.
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about this being an accident.
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in the lining of the eyes.
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in the blood.
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He suffocated.
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Mm-hmm.
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in the way of trauma?
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stopped his breathing.
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his own breath.
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is really stuck.
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Huh.
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has already reached you,
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Oh.
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I'm a New Yorker.
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bubbles, bongos.
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about your alphabet party,
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go see the Hayes family.
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we can't sign off
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at this time.
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353. But it was an accident, right?
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354. Of course it was.
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of the videographer,
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the footage from the reception.
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of that stunning wedding?
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cameras shoved in their faces.
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to see the guest list.
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364. Well, that'll take some time.
There were over 300 guests.
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365. Oh, wow.
Nora, that's a lot of friends.
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Daddy's friends and clients.
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gross widow with no friends
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- Oh, no.
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there's sure to be
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- Oh, yeah.
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about that.
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were none too thrilled.
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Parents can be
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386. So, Derek, he was
your best junior accountant?
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the wealth management business.
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389. Well, now,
if there's nothing else—Hey, you know what?
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my finances in shape.
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and I'm...
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a little personal.
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the "Hayeseseses house."
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my services on a police salary.
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a very successful lawyer.
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407. - Oh.
- This police stuff is new.
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at solving murder cases.
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in my schedule,
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- you won't tell anyone.
- Mm-mm.
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you can always trust me.
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guilt-ridden Nora confessed
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the wedding choreographer.
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well...
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not extramarital,
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before the wedding?
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in confidence,
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important not to tell you.
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from a choreographer.
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for bringing this to us.
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adds a new focus.
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#HayHayHayesAndDavis.
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the cutest wedding hashtags.
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that Rob is involved.
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Ashton brought this to us
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to keep it secret?
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he was enjoying it.
Right?
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I know...
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location at the time of death.
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466. Ms. Tascioni?
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467. Wow.
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468. Derek and Nora could've been
on Broadway.
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469. - Ms. Tascioni.
- Yes, sir.
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470. Donnelly takes the lead.
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471. Ah.
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472. You must be my private lesson.
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473. Enchanté.
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474. Oh, enchantée, Rob. Rob.
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475. Oh. Whoa!
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476. So, is this lesson
for something,
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477. or someone, special?
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478. Um, not exactly.
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479. - Oh, whoa, whoa.
- Well, we will make it special.
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480. That's a FlashRob Studios
100% guarantee.
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481. Okay, actually,
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482. I'm here about Derek.
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483. Um, I am working the case,
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484. and I am not police,
but I am not not police.
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485. - Sorry, what case? Derek drowned.
- Oh.
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486. It doesn't appear so.
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487. Didn't Nora tell you?
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488. You two were so close.
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489. Yeah, Nora hasn't returned
my texts since the wedding.
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490. And yes, we were
sleeping together,
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491. but it didn't mean anything.
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492. It's a... occupational hazard.
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493. I'm currently sleeping with
six dance students
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494. and four brides-to-be.
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495. My dance card's full.
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496. That's a— That is
almost a pun.
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497. So, you didn't kill Derek
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498. because you were jealous
- and you wanted his life?
- Let's see.
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499. Would I rather be married
with a nine-to-five job,
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500. or spend my days
dipping different women?
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501. And by "dipping," you mean...
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502. Listen...
Oh.
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503. Derek was my accountant
and sort of friend.
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504. And I felt really guilty
about me and Nora,
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505. and I wanted to come clean, but,
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506. not after what happened
at the bachelor party.
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507. Why? What happened?
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508. Well, Derek was acting
like a tool
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509. and disappeared for
a private "Capri party"
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510. for, uh, way too long.
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511. He went to Capri?
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512. - That's the exotic dancer's name.
- Oh.
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513. Oh. Oh...
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514. It still was
a great wedding, though.
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515. Oh, yes, it was.
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516. Your choreography was...
inspired.
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517. That's my trademark move.
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518. He had it on when he was
doing the dance,
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519. but not when he was pulled
from the pond.
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520. The police dredged the pond,
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521. but they didn't find anything.
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522. Got 30 minutes left.
Anything else?
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523. Do you teach
the "Hot Honey Rag"?
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524. Officer Blanke.
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525. Come on in.
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526. Have a seat.
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527. Everything good?
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528. Everything's great, sir.
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529. I notice you and Elsbeth are
thick as thieves.
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530. Anything to report?
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531. Nothing yet. She invited me out
for a ladies' night tonight.
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532. Not sure what that will entail.
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533. A clown emoji was used.
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534. Interesting.
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535. Well, if there's nothing
you want to share... There's not.
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536. Nothing at all, sir.
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537. Huh.
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538. Okay.
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539. Keep up the good work.
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540. Thank you, sir.
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541. So, where are the clowns?
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542. I'm sorry, that clown emoji
was just a ruse.
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543. A heads-up would
have been nice.
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544. I mean, this is a bit much
for a Tuesday.
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545. I know, but Rob told me
that Derek had
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546. a private bachelor party
with a dancer here named Capri.
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547. Captain Wagner didn't
sanction this,
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548. so we cannot question her
as police on official business.
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549. I know, but... Hi, ladies.
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550. My name's Capri.
You asked for me?
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551. Is this
a special occasion?
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552. It certainly is.
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553. I am actually engaged
to her son Teddy.
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554. And she is the greatest
mom-in-law to be,
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555. and we want to make sure that
he has the best bachelor party,
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556. And you cam highly recommended.
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557. And we want to be sure
that nothing bad happens,
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558. and that Teddy stays true to me.
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559. You think you can
help us out with that?
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560. Of course.
- I do it all the time.
- Good.
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561. Because we don't want
any hiccups.
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562. This little angel here
and my son,
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563. they get anything
that they want.
Aw.
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564. Well, except golf carts.
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565. Oh.
Did you see the news?
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566. OMG, that groom was my client.
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567. - No way.
- No way.
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568. Okay...
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569. So Derek spilled
the beans to Capri
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570. about Ashton's business,
which is understandable.
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571. She is so nice.
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572. And then Capri told Ashton,
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573. which must be what made
him want to kill Derek.
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574. Maybe so, but how did
Derek suffocate?
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575. The M.E. still can't find
anything.
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576. Yeah. And where is
that darn watch?
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577. Oh, and for the record,
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578. I would love
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579. to be your
mother-in-law.
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580. Oh, I'm flattered.
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581. But I don't think
I'm Teddy's type.
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582. Am I right?
No.
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583. Not only 'cause he's gay,
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584. but based on his
last few boyfriends,
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585. he doesn't really fall for
kind or honest people.
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586. Poor Teddy.
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587. Thanks.
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588. But I don't feel so kind
or honest right now.
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589. Captain Wagner called me
into his office for a chat.
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590. I was crawling out of my skin.
I feel so guilty.
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591. I know, but we're gonna
get to the truth soon.
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592. I hope so.
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593. In the meantime, let's give
this glorified accountant
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594. a deep, thorough audit.
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595. Let's audit the hell
- out of him.
- Okay.
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596. Mr. Hayes.
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597. What a surprise.
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598. Ms. Tascioni.
What are you doing here?
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599. Well, I like this club so much
I got a day pass to try it out.
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600. - I'll give you a lift.
- I'm good.
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601. The range is right there.
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602. We'll take the scenic route.
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603. Could you slow down, please?
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604. You need to loosen up.
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605. This is fun.
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606. Okay, now, this is the hill
he drove down.
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607. Poor Derek.
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608. I wonder what he was
thinking that night.
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609. He clearly wasn't.
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610. Well, I bet we...
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611. can figure it out.
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612. So I am gonna take
this here beer bottle
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613. and stick it under the brake...
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614. Wait. Don't—And then see what happens.
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615. Stop. Stop.
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616. Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
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617. Are you nuts?
You could have killed us.
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618. Oh, don't be ridiculous.
I was in total control.
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619. I tried it five times
before I picked you up,
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620. and each time I did it,
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621. the beer bottle popped out
from under the brake.
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622. So how did it get
so stuck that night?
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623. Unless it was jammed
in there on purpose.
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624. But why would Derek do that?
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625. What... He was drunk.
Who knows?
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626. Right. But Derek didn't even
like beer.
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627. He only drank it to please you.
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628. I would appreciate it if you
would work out your theories
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629. without using me
as a test dummy.
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630. Oh, you're no dummy.
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631. I could tell that right away.
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632. Now...
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633. where is that watch?
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634. What watch?
What watch?
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635. The family heirloom
you gave to Derek, silly.
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636. He told Rob all about it. Oh,
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637. Derek was so proud.
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638. Oh, that watch. Mm.
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639. You know, it makes sense
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640. that Rob would bring that up.
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641. He probably stole it.
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642. Oh, you're right.
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643. Jealous Rob.
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644. Right, he wanted the girl,
the gold watch and everything.
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645. Well, don't you worry,
we won't rest
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646. until we get it back.
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647. Things like that need
to stay in the family,
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648. don't you think?
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649. What I think...
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650. is I'm driving back.
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651. Oh. Hmm.
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652. This is everything on FlairAll?
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653. Yeah, the whole
kit and caboodle.
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654. I told you there wasn't
much to look into.
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655. A lot of wild
accusations.
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656. And listen, um...
about earlier?
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657. You know how I am
before my coffee kicks in.
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658. I am happy for you, really.
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659. And it's been great
working under you.
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660. Thanks, Dave.
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661. A little word to the wise.
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662. Don't let your insecurities
hide your inabilities.
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663. Since I'm not
playing golf today,
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664. I will give you ten
minutes to talk shop.
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665. How are your investments?
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666. Great, I think.
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667. I have everything
in triple-A...
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668. Uh, wait, that's mine.
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669. Sorry, club policy,
no bottles.
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670. That's weird.
It's proper.
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671. And a rule I strictly enforce
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672. as head of the entertainment
committee.
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673. Entertainment committee?
That sounds fun.
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674. But then how did Derek
get the beer bottle
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675. in the golf cart?
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676. Well, I try to enforce the rule,
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677. - but you know how it goes.
- I don't.
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678. With you it seems
there is no try, only do.
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679. Is that Yoda?
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680. Excuse me, Mr. Hayes.
Elsbeth?
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681. Ah. Duty calls.
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682. If you do finally
get to play golf,
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683. I hope you get
a very high score.
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684. Okay, so, I talked
to the manager, Janine.
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685. She's also from Queens,
unlike the members
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686. of this creepy place,
but she did me a favor
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687. and gave me a copy
of the guest list
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688. from the wedding.
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689. - Ooh, good job.
- Mm-hmm.
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690. Do you think Janine could
do us another favor?
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691. We so appreciate
the tour, Janine.
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692. - Anything for Queens.
- Aw.
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693. Ooh, what's back there?
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694. Perishables and
bottled beverages.
Ah.
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695. So, If I wanted something,
could I just sneak back here
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696. and grab it?
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697. Oh, no. Staff only.
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698. Club policy and
state regulations.
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699. Oh. And is that
strictly enforced?
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700. Well, I admit there's
a pushy member or two
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701. whose access to the kitchen is
more... flexible.
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702. Sounds like someone we know.
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703. Perishables are labeled,
dated and checked daily.
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704. Ooh, I love all the steam.
It's so good for the skin.
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705. Ooh, puddings. And cherry.
I love cherry.
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706. How does this work?
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707. Oh, I see. It goes in here, and
then bum. Bum, bum, bum, bum.
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708. Pretty fast.
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709. Ooh. Oh, wait.
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710. - Where are the labels?
- Kitchen secret.
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711. Food-grade safe.
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712. It completely dissolves in water
in 30 seconds.
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713. So Derek shared
privileged information
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714. with exotic dancer Capri
at his bachelor party.
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715. She told us all about it.
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716. Ladies' night, I take it.
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717. Turns out Capri was paid
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718. by the Hayesese—
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719. The Hayesesese...
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720. The Hayes family
to spy on Derek.
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721. Smart. I wish I'd thought
of that with my ex.
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722. Sorry, this case
is bringing up some stuff.
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723. Aw, but they
weren't checking
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724. on his fidelity to Nora.
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725. They only cared about
what he said, not what he did.
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726. So why would Ashton,
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727. who was so proud
of his perfect wedding,
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728. not want any
photographs or video?
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729. I didn't buy that whole
Golden Globes line.
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730. Everybody loves
the Globes.
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731. They're so fun
and informal.
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732. Right, right...
The family said
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733. they had over 300 guests
at the wedding,
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734. but the guest list we got
only had 220.
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735. Why?
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736. I zoomed in on the dance video.
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737. And I recognized people
from my Chicago days.
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738. Now these are powerful people
with a lot of secrets.
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739. Derek was too big of a risk.
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740. What about
our dancer friend, Rob?
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741. Rob left early
with one of the bridesmaids.
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742. She texted the group chat:
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743. "Good news, I got Rob-bed."
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744. That's why Nora said
her friends "suck."
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745. And why Rob said that Nora
stopped texting him back.
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746. Rob said that? When?
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747. I took a dance lesson.
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748. But just in case
people cut a rug
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749. at my party.
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750. I will not be cutting a rug.
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751. Next, the beer bottle.
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752. Club policy
doesn't allow
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753. beverage bottles
to remain out.
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754. So how did Derek—Who didn't like beer.
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755. Or Rob, for argument's sake,
get the bottle?
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756. They didn't. Only staff
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757. and pushy members
go in the kitchen,
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758. like when Ashton
brought us
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759. those delicious popovers.
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760. - They were very good.
- Yeah.
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761. Guess what else was
in the kitchen?
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762. Tape?
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763. Just give it a second.
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764. Or 30.
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765. The ME couldn't find
a physical reason
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766. for Derek's
suffocation.
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767. Because
it didn't exist anymore.
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768. See? Dissolving tape.
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769. Ashton expected the tape
to dissolve and Derek to drown.
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770. But he used too much,
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771. so Derek suffocated first.
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772. Disappearing weapons.
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773. That's great for us.
Mm-hmm.
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774. This is all good,
but not good enough.
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775. We still need hard,
physical evidence.
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776. We sure do.
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777. Hello?
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778. Ashton, C.W. Wagner here.
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779. Captain. How can I help you?
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780. This is more
about me helping you.
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781. We're focused on finding
that watch you gave Derek.
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782. Oh, I don't think
that's necessary.
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783. That watch is key
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784. to closing our case.
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785. We know from videos that Derek
had it on prior to his death.
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786. So we're going to dredge the
golf course pond again tomorrow.
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787. If we find it, you get
your precious heirloom back
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788. and the certainty
that this was a tragic accident.
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789. If we don't, we have
to redouble our efforts,
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790. knowing someone else
was involved in Derek's death
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791. and has that watch
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792. in his possession.
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793. You mean Rob?
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794. Well, he certainly is
a person of interest.
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795. That's all I can say.
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796. Uh, I see.
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797. I wanted to give you a heads-up
Copy !req
798. so you can prepare
to comfort Nora.
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799. Speak soon.
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800. We're not going to dredge
that pond again.
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801. Of course not.
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802. They're clearly non-members,
lurking there
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803. behind the bushes
on the 12th hole near the pond.
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804. I swear one of them had
a camera.
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805. I'm sorry.
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806. All I can say is they have
permission to be there.
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807. Ashton is heading
toward his car.
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808. Shoot.
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809. He must have figured out
the police
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810. are watching the pond.
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811. What's he doing?
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812. That was the watch.
He put it in his pocket.
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813. Well, we know
where he's going.
Copy !req
814. So? We still can't get
the watch out of his pocket.
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815. I have an idea.
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816. But we have
to get there first.
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817. Let me drive.
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818. Oh, hello.
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819. Uh, what are you doing here?
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820. I'm rehearsing
for my housewarming party.
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821. What are you doing here?
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822. Or better yet,
how did you get in here?
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823. Rob gave us the code,
so we could practice,
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824. uh, for Nora's wedding.
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825. And I came by
to warn him
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826. off Nora.
Oh.
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827. Father to choreographer.
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828. I didn't think he'd let me in,
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829. because I'm so mad at him.
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830. Which I'm not, really.
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831. So I used the code.
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832. I'm going to go now.
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833. Oh, please don't go.
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834. I'm still working on my routine,
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835. but I can't do it alone.
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836. - Sorry.
- Oh, please?
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837. You are such
a terrific dancer.
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838. I saw you dancing on that video
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839. with Nora and Poppy
at the wedding.
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840. I try to move
with a certain panache.
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841. And you were probably
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842. a really wonderful cheerleader, too.
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843. Mm.
Wow.
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844. That must've felt so free.
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845. Flinging your body
around like that.
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846. I bet you haven't had
a chance to do that
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847. in a very long time.
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848. You are oddly persistent,
Ms. Tascioni.
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849. And persistently odd.
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850. I know, so...
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851. dance with me.
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852. Loosen up just this once.
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853. And I'll leave you
alone forever.
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854. Yes! Hey, we're gonna do
the Charleston, ready?
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855. And twinkle toes.
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856. Rainbows and twinkle toes.
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857. And rainbows
and twinkle toes.
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858. Rainbows. No, you
need to loosen up.
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859. Chicken!
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860. Ooh!
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861. I like that.
Gwen Verdon.
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862. Oh, no, this is Gwen Verdon.
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863. How about that, huh?
How do you like that, right?
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864. How about that there,
right?
Yeah, that's good,
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865. but I'm gonna
do a cartwheel.
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866. Ms. Tascioni, I'm sorry,
that is not a cartwheel.
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867. Oh?
I will show you
a cartwheel.
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868. Ah, yes!
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869. Never trust a dancing man.
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870. We did it!
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871. - Take a bow, Mr. Hayes.
- Better yet,
put your hands
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872. behind your back.
You're under arrest.
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873. It is a nice watch.
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874. Maybe Nora will find
somebody else to give it to.
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875. I hope she does.
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876. But she'll never have
a more beautiful wedding.
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877. Ooh!
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878. My favorite person.
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879. Come meet
all my other favorite people.
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880. Oh, wow, this
place is so great.
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881. Oh, thank you.
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882. Oh, I still don't have
a place to hang these yet.
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883. Well, hold on, I know you said
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884. the B for BYOB was flexible.
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885. Mm.
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886. B for...
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887. Oh, B, bee hooks.
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888. For your tote bags.
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889. Oh, I love them so much.
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890. Thank you. Um, okay.
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891. You mingle
- and I'll be right back.
- Okay.
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892. Hey.
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893. Hmm.
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894. - Hey!
- Officer Blanke, hey!
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895. - B for bop.
- All right.
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896. B for babka.
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897. It's from work,
they gave me a discount.
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898. We actually met on my bus.
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899. I'm a rapping tour guide
and Elsbeth
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900. is, like, my biggest fan.
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901. - That's so nice.
- So what do you do?
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902. Well, I was a paid intern,
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903. but it's actually
a crazy story...
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904. Captain Wagner, oh,
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905. - I am so glad you came.
- Yeah.
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906. - No Claudia?
- Unfortunately,
she had a board meeting.
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907. But she insisted I come
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908. and give you this on her behalf.
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909. She said you have
to keep it cool.
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910. B for...
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911. Beluga caviar.
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912. She is all class.
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913. Well, she's missing out.
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914. We have a caricaturist.
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915. Where's the B for booze?
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916. Straight back to the kitchen.
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917. You've made
a lot of friends.
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918. Yeah, you know, when I was
putting together my invitations,
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919. I realized
a lot of the people
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920. I became friends with
turned out to be murderers.
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921. Guess you never know.
Yeah.
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922. This place is great.
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923. - It's good bones.
- It's gonna be even greater
with your help.
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924. Mm.
Oh, and look at this.
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925. I thought you wanted
to be a New Yorker with a view?
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926. This is a view...
of New Yorkers.
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927. Aren't they fascinating?
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928. Don't answer that.
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929. I know it's Celetano
on the line.
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930. I always prided myself
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931. on having a good gauge
of people I could trust.
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932. And now...
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933. I'm not so sure.
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934. Well, it can be hard.
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935. I try to remember
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936. to listen to my gut.
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937. And my heart.
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938. I'm gonna be honest with you.
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939. I think Lieutenant Noonan
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940. is doing things
behind my back...
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941. in my name.
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942. Well, I'll be honest with you.
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943. That is not good for you.
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944. 25 years,
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945. and I thought he was on my side.
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946. Now, tell me,
since we're being honest,
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947. whose side are you on,
Elsbeth Tascioni?
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949. and TOYOTA.
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