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I hear not well.
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to get one for Mom...
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blenders on the show.
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keep it secret much longer.
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right, right, right.
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and all that goes with it.
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editorial control,
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Wendy's Blendies,
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testimonial from you.
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that... I'm not done.
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sales, 17% of streaming,
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participation.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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with some margaritas?
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right next to yours,
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your location services on
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whenever I want.
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You know I got your back.
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late. It's a miracle.
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you tomorrow, Wendy.
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people live like this
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short-term rental,
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the photos online.
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photograph cockroaches.
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but that's just me.
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you get used to it.
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on the consent decree
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arrests in the unit,
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with the police police.
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would be a good idea.
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what happened here?
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Wexler, probably inebriated,
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blender into her tub,
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generator that got tripped
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It should work tomorrow.
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found her this morning.
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I am a paid intern.
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pointless way to go.
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by her bathroom.
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that at the dentist.
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every episode,
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opportunity for you.
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but Officer Blanke here
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the deceased's reality show.
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we just found
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over and break the news.
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Officer Blanke and I
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too, 'cause she'll know
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share my personal business
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What did I do?
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knowing my TV-watching habits.
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I didn't think.
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Detective Donnelly
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you'd take her side
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who has your back.
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the time or the place.
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the time and exactly...
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glitter everywhere.
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hair, in their makeup.
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you wouldn't be.
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what's going on?
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was drinking too much.
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wouldn't listen.
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Pierre the art dealer.
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way of putting it.
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is done right.
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corruption problems.
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to whoever you like.
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Lavish Ladies family now.
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senseless accident.
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knew how to sparkle.
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without a lawyer present.
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want to hear it.
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had a real office...
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closet is so small.
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challenging space.
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put you someplace else.
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that came to talk to you?
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name or a last name?
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ever heard that name.
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that impossible.
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down her tote bags
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everybody's business.
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on the fifth floor?
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is the second floor.
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happy in the closet.
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Wagner a long time?
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academy together,
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such an important job,
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investigations.
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sticky situations.
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man of integrity,
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integrity than C.W. Wagner.
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too good to be true.
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Wally guy so angry?
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name I love, by the way
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interesting. Mmm.
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"Kaya never has to
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than anything on Lavish Ladies.
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This is too awful.
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have killed Wendy.
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make any sense.
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already wealthy obscurity.
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his original meal tickets?
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act, to make good TV.
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next day on camera.
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but I got no answer.
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he's the mastermind.
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think for ourselves,
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pushing her blenders.
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her off set that day
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Lavish Ladies family
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tragic accidental death
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486. Let's-let's do this
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you the night Wendy died.
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yes, we had drinks.
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appearances, cameos.
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hurting her brand, but
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her when she was drinking.
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what the audience sees.
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538. Of course.
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a camera running.
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to hide her pain.
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what you're doing.
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579. No, she did cameos.
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582. Oh...!
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583. When did she do her
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587. Would that be trending?
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588. Hey, Samantha. I hope
I'm saying that right.
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589. It's me, Wendy Wexler.
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590. I am just here enjoying a
Plushy Glitter Bath Bomb.
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paid spokesperson.
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told me that you just got
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Technique Certificate,
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doesn't want to be
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to interview Skip Mason?
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The evidence is clear.
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alcohol in her system.
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and tequila found
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she was sober. See?
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wiped them down.
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the wine glass?
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of it. Exactly.
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656. It takes a manicure
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657. like the one that Skip Mason got
the morning after the murder.
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case on glitter.
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660. Turns out Valencia,
the housekeeper...
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661. "Paid intern." Turns
out she has a record.
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665. Wendy's phone dried out.
We got it working again.
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after the time of death.
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670. Hey, Wen, it's Skip.
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671. Look, I'm not,
I'm not mad, uh...
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673. TRACY I cannot believe
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674. I am actually on time.
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676. Tracy just got here.
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677. Only a few minutes
late. It's a miracle.
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678. Love you, Wen. See you tomorrow.
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street, in front of a bar
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Just like he said.
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682. Told ya.
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the dishwasher.
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686. Okay, that is not the
job of a "paid intern."
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687. Sweetie, your job
is what I say it is.
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688. And now,
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690. Again, not my job.
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691. That brings me to
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692. This is hilarious.
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693. I wish they put it on the show.
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694. Where did all this
come from? Outtakes.
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look any way he wants to,
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702. That's ridiculous.
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703. You assaulted your
previous employer.
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She hit me first.
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extension cord?
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708. On the blender.
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proving you bought it.
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710. Wendy expected me to use
that dinky three-foot cord
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713. You hated the way
she treated you.
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act for the cameras.
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from her for years.
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719. I admit, that
doesn't sound good.
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720. You heard it, Captain.
Valencia found the body.
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721. She and Wendy
argued all the time.
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She has a record.
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all that if she were guilty?
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you would say that.
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730. that the police didn't
follow every lead.
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732. You know, I think I am.
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messages on Wendy's phone?
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734. Yeah.
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735. Who the hell is Katricia?
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736. Mm, no, big mistake.
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737. Katricia's had a hard time
since the Montauk meltdown.
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738. She's unstable and, I hate
to say it, disgruntled.
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739. Well, maybe we should
talk to her anyway.
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740. You can't. She disappeared.
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741. She's off social media.
Nobody knows where she is.
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742. Do you think it's possible
that she's been murdered, too?
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743. It's possible. God.
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744. What if someone's been
targeting my ladies?
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745. The police have
got to stop them.
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747. Oh, you know
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748. you know, we've never
had a cop on the show.
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749. Could certainly use one now.
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750. I need to go
tighten up security.
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751. We need to find Katricia.
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in Chelsea on a podcast,
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755. Not a stalker.
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756. Officer Blanke is just a really
big fan of Lavish Ladies.
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757. Yeah?
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758. Well, I'm not.
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759. That show lost me my
marriage, my kids.
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760. That's why I had to downsize.
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761. I used to have it all.
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763. Oh, I believe it.
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764. Can you... tell us how?
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765. You know why I just took
eight shots of tequila?
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766. No, but I confess I've
been extremely curious.
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768. See? Steady as a rock.
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would get sloppy
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each other, but not me.
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776. Which led to the Montauk meltdown.
You think I would've said
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from a few glasses
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779. Skip drugged me.
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780. And he had help from Wendy.
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781. From Wendy?
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782. From Bathtub Blendie Wendy?
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783. Yeah, Skip got all
his drugs from Wendy.
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the pharmaceuticals.
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787. After I lost custody of
my kids, Wendy felt bad.
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788. We had long talks on
the phone about it.
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would send me something
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would've been powerful,
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had it notarized.
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794. I'm a lawyer. Do you think
that could've been it?
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795. I-I don't know, 'cause
whatever it was,
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797. I mean, I'm not surprised, she
would never jeopardize the show.
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804. Not necessarily.
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806. Just remember, it's a
memorial, not a funeral.
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807. So we don't want to be
too much of a downer.
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808. Yeah.
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you to listen to me.
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810. You-you can wear the
Valentino but not the Chanel.
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811. No, that-that's too close
to what Tracy's wearing.
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818. Oh. Great.
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is very disgruntled.
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826. No, I would not.
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idea how this works?
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832. Th-These women...
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do or-or say anything
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835. I-I don't care what
she says about me.
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to arrest Valencia,
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841. Oh, yes, it matters a lot.
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memorial to plan.
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845. Wendy's memorial is
gonna be on the show?
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849. Why don't you ask
your friend here?
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a cultural phenomenon.
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to hurt any of them
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good TV, Ms. Tascioni.
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864. I don't think I would
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865. Hmm. Me, neither.
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866. We need to wrap this up
so I can stop watching
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869. Well, that's a whole
nother question.
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870. Donnelly? Where are you?
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871. All the evidence points to
Valencia, the housekeeper.
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872. Paid intern. If you want
to know what I think...
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873. I know what you think.
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creepy about that guy.
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884. Well, if Tracy decides
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887. She will be, eventually.
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I know how he did it.
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depends on the message
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message two minutes later,
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from a bar 20 minutes away?
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into the bathtub.
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908. The lights go out, the
generator comes on.
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out both of his cell phones.
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a message for Wendy,
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time! Yay for me!
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917. He played it to make it
sound like Tracy was there,
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922. is the generator.
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923. My God, she's making sense.
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924. I know.
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925. Alibi planted, Skip then
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926. washed and put
away the wine glass
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927. and the extra margarita glass,
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928. getting glitter under
his fingernails.
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929. Skip then ran
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930. to the bar to meet Tracy.
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931. He knew she'd show
up half an hour late,
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932. she always does.
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933. Skip then only
pretended to leave
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934. a message for Wendy
at that point,
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935. so Tracy would remember it,
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936. so she would back up his alibi,
which we now know is fake.
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937. Ta-da.
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938. It's a good theory.
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939. Very good.
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940. But it's still not enough. Ha!
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941. Tracy could have said the
exact same thing that night
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942. that she said on the show.
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943. I've watched enough to notice
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944. that the women tend
to repeat themselves.
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945. Hadn't thought about that.
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946. Mm-hmm.
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947. But you do believe
me, don't you?
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948. Ah, ladies.
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949. You all look stunning.
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950. I still can't
believe she's gone.
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951. I know, but she is.
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952. Oh, God. Okay.
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953. We're just here to
pay our respects.
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954. Wendy was like a friend to me.
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955. And, in truth, Mr. Mason,
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956. we're closing in on
the prime suspect.
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957. Oh.
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958. Oh, oh. I see.
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959. Well,
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960. took you long enough.
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961. So sorry I bothered you.
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962. I was just trying to
find out the truth.
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963. I understand, Elsbeth Tascioni.
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964. Reality's my business.
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965. Let's go!
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966. Places, please!
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967. Tracy?
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968. Tracy.
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969. Hello, again.
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970. Oh, hi.
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971. You know, I wanted to ask you,
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972. are you absolutely sure
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973. that you met Skip at 9:00 on
the night that Wendy died?
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974. Yes, I was only a
couple of minutes late.
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975. That's what Skip said.
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976. I remember it so clearly.
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977. Tracy!
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978. Wendy.
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979. What can I say about Wendy?
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980. God, I loved that bitch.
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981. I always knew she had my back.
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982. Who's gonna have my back now?
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983. I know if Wendy were
here, she would say...
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984. Katricia?
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985. She looks great.
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986. It's filler.
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987. I know who killed Wendy.
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988. He almost killed me, too.
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989. Wh-What is she doing
here? Who let her in?
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990. This came in the mail today.
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991. Wendy sent it before she died.
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992. Take a look. You all
know her handwriting.
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993. Okay. Uh, we're gonna cut.
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994. Um, Katricia and
I need a mic off.
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995. Her body looks great.
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996. Ugh. I need to get
back to Pilates.
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997. Oh, wait, that reminds me.
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998. I texted my Pilates instructor
on my way to Skip that night.
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999. Really? Can you show me?
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1000. Where is it? Ow.
You're hurting me.
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1001. Where is it? I'm not,
I'm not mic'd, Skip.
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1002. Then what do you want?
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1003. I want people to know the truth
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1004. about what you did to me.
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1005. What good is that gonna do?
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1006. Oh, no. I know you.
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1007. You want back in.
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1008. Okay. Come back.
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1009. You can take Wendy's place.
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1010. I thought I was bad TV.
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1011. Oh, you were,
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1012. but this little stunt shows
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1013. that you've changed.
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1014. I like that.
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1015. Well, what about Wendy?
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1016. She wanted justice.
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1017. Oh, please, Wendy was just
using you to blackmail me.
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1018. And look what happened to her.
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1019. Don't make the same
mistake, Katricia.
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1020. Is that a threat?
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1021. You tell me.
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1022. You're not as ridiculous
as the others.
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1023. And the truth is, you've
always my favorite.
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1024. So, what's it gonna be?
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1025. You're gonna end up like Wendy?
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1026. Smart lady.
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1027. Oh, my God.
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1028. I texted my Pilates
instructor at 9:24,
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1029. so I must've been much
later meeting Skip.
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1030. Honey, you're always late.
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1031. He knew you would be.
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1032. So, that means...
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1033. Katricia and I
had a little talk,
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1034. and we are all good.
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1035. So
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1036. Let's go again.
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1037. Yes, hit it, Rudy.
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1038. Don't make the
same mistake, Katricia.
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1039. Is that a threat?
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1040. You tell me. Wait, I don't
understand what's happening.
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1041. You're not as ridiculous
as the others.
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1042. And the truth is...
Okay, turn that off.
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1043. You've always been my favorite.
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1044. Rudy, stop. Turn it off.
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1045. So, what's it gonna be?
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1046. You're gonna end up like Wendy?
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1047. Can you... turn that off?
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1048. I-I don't, I don't
know what's going on.
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1049. Look inside.
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1050. Surprise.
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1051. Rudy, the sound guy,
helped me set that up.
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1052. Apparently, you're not
that fun to work for.
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1053. No, but th-this is
Wendy's handwriting.
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1054. She sent me a 20% off
coupon for a blender.
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1055. But I'm not getting one,
those things are dangerous.
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1056. Mm. Take him away.
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1057. You knew right away, didn't you?
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1058. I guess reality is
my business, too.
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1059. I'm gonna need a
new show to watch.
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1060. Can I say, "Cut?"
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1061. Captioning sponsored by CBS
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1062. and Toyota.
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