Ed, Edd n Eddy 5x7

Directed by Danny Antonucci

Ed receives a variety of wolf-themed gifts from his pen-pal, and ends up suffering the wrath of Rolf, who suspects said pen-pal is actually his old arch-nemesis, and ends up sending the Eds to Norway.

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1. >> BBBBB, YEAH!

2. >> >> GET READY TO DIE, DRAGON!

3. >>

4. DON'T HURT ME, BRAVE KNIGHT!

5. >> >> I'M OK.

6. >> >> I SLAY YOU NOW, DRAGON.

7. >> LOOK, SARAH, FISH AND CHIPS

8. HAVE FRIENDS VISITING.

9. >> HOLY COW, JIMMY.

10. THEY LOOK LIKE BABIES.

11. >> REALLY?

12. BABIES?

13. >> I THINK SO, JIMMY.

14. >> WELL, WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM, SARAH?

15. >> BEATS THE HECK OUT OF ME, JIMMY.

16. >> BLUE, 44.

17. BLUE, 44.

18. HUT!

19. HUT!

20. HUT!

21. NOT TOO SHABBY, HUH?

22. >> AWESOME.

23. THANKS, DUDE.

24. >> YO, NAZZ.

25. MAKING JAM?

26. >> IF YOU SAY SO.

27. >> NAZZ!

28. KEVIN!

29. MY FISHES HAD BABIES!

30. >> OH, THAT'S RAD, JIMMY.

31. >> >> HEY, YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE

32. BABIES COME FROM?

33. >> >> BABIES, HUH?

34. WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?

35. UH...

36. THEY GROW ON TREES, LIKE APPLES.

37. >> >> EH, GO FIGURE.

38. >> >> HE'S GOT THE TREE PART RIGHT,

39. BUT THE REST OF IT IS A PILE OF MALARKEY.

40. PLANK AND I KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM.

41. WE SAW LAST SPRING.

42. RIGHT, BUDDY?

43. COME ON.

44. SEE? THIS IS A NEST.

45. YOU NEED TO BUILD ONE FOR THE BABIES.

46. >> OOH!

47. >> PLANK WANTS TO BE MAMA BIRD, AND YOU GUYS ARE THE EGGS.

48. >> I DON'T SEE ANY BABIES, JONNY.

49. >> SHH.

50. YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE WARMTH OF MAMA BIRD TO HATCH YOU.

51. >> THIS IS STUPID.

52. >> I'M GETTING A CRAMP, SARAH.

53. >> DING!

54. READY!

55. NOW YOU KNOW.

56. THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM.

57. >> >> MAMA BIRD SAYS IT'S TIME TO

58. FEED THE BABY.

59. >> >>

60. >> I SWALLOWED A WIGGLY!

61. >> JONNY, YOU IDIOT!

62. THAT'S IT!

63. YOU'RE PULP!

64. >> STOP!

65. HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY?

66. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS QUE SERA SERA?

67. >> FATHEAD MADE JIMMY EAT A WORM!

68. >> SPARE US YOUR SORROW.

69. IS THIS ACCUSATION TRUE?

70. ONE IS A LONELY NUMBER, JIMMY?

71. >> ALL WE WANTED TO KNOW WAS WHERE BABIES CAME FROM, ROLF.

72. >> HELLO!

73. >> >> FLUFFY!

74. >> WHOA, NELLY!

75. >> COME AND ROLF WILL EXPLAIN AS ROLF WAS TOLD.

76. THESE WORDS ROLF IS ABOUT TO

77. SHARE HAVE BEEN WHISPERED DOWN THE BUSHY EARS OF ROLF'S

78. FOREFATHERS.

79. ARE YOU READY TO ACCEPT THE DISCLOSURE OF NEWBORN LIFE?

80. YOU ARE CHILDREN.

81. GO AWAY.

82. ADIEU.

83. >> DARN IT.

84. WE'LL NEVER KNOW, SARAH.

85. >> SOMEBODY'S GOTTA KNOW, JIMMY.

86. HEY!

87. >> >> BRR.

88. GOT GOOSEBUMPS?

89. WELL, NOT ANYMORE.

90. BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK TO GET YOUR VERY OWN

91. CUSTOM-BUILT, SWEAT-INDUCING SWEATER!

92. SELL IT, ED.

93. >> WHAT?

94. WHAT?

95. UHH.

96. >> BUT, EDDY, WE JUST WANT— >> TWO?

97. NO PROBLEMO.

98. I'LL GET GRAMMA DOUBLE D RIGHT ON IT.

99. >> KNIT ONE, PURL TWO.

100. OH, CURSES.

101. I MISSED A STITCH.

102. >> GET OVER IT, YOU OLD COOT.

103. OUR CUSTOMERS HERE WANT TWO SWEATERS PRONTO.

104. >> WE DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID

105. SWEATERS, FISHFACE.

106. WE WANT TO KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM!

107. >> BABIES?

108. >> I GOT THIS ONE, EDDY.

109. HA HA HA HA.

110. BABIES COME FROM STORKS.

111. THEY FLY THROUGH THE NIGHT CARRYING BUNDLES OF JOY

112. IN THEIR BEAKS, AND— >>

113. >> THAT SCHLEP DON'T KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM.

114. BUT I DO.

115. IT'S A SECRET, YOU KNOW.

116. YEP, MY BROTHER TOLD ME.

117. >> EXCUSE ME, BUT I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING.

118. I— >> NO!

119. OF COURSE, THIS KIND OF INFO AIN'T CHEAP.

120. 50 CENTS AND I'LL LET YOU IN ON THE WAYS OF THE WORLD.

121. >> TELL US, EDDY.

122. TELL US, PLEASE!

123. >> YOU BETTER BE RIGHT.

124. >> ED, EDDY'S SELF-SERVING ATTEMPT TO EDUCATE THE CHILDREN

125. COULD BRING IRREVERSIBLE HARM TO THEIR YOUTHFUL, GOOD-NATURED

126. WAYS.

127. PERHAPS A MORE SENSITIVE EXPLANATION IS IN ORDER.

128. >> THAT STAYED ON, DOUBLE D.

129. >> READY?

130. OK.

131. HERE IT IS.

132. YOU KNOW THAT LINT YOU FIND IN YOUR BELLY BUTTON?

133. WELL, IF YOU DON'T CLEAN IT OUT, IT GROWS.

134. AND WHEN IT GETS BIG ENOUGH, IT RUNS AWAY BEHIND THE COUCH

135. AND WAITS THERE, JIGGLING.

136. GETS EVEN BIGGER.

137. THEN IT GROWS INTO A BABY, AND AT NIGHT, THEY COME OUT

138. AND FEED ON TABLE SCRAPS.

139. THAT'S WHY BABIES SMELL SO BAD.

140. >> STOP! STOP!

141. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE.

142. SARAH!

143. >> GREETINGS, CHILDREN.

144. I'M BUZZY DOUBLE B.

145. I'M HERE TO EDUCATE, UM, YOU TO THE TRUTH OF LIFE'S

146. BEGINNING.

147. CARE TO FOLLOW ME INTO MY HIVE?

148. >> LOOK, SARAH.

149. A BUMBLEBEE HIVE.

150. >> THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE FUN, JIMMY.

151. >> HEY! WHAT'S WITH YOU?

152. >> CATERED TO BY INDUSTRIOUS WORKER BEES, A QUEEN HONEY BEE

153. IS CAPABLE OF LAYING SEVERAL HUNDRED LARVAL SACS

154. EVERY MINUTE.

155. >> GROSS!

156. >> COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!

157. CAPTAIN STORK REPORTING FOR

158. DUTY, KIDS.

159. NOR RAIN, SLEET, OR INGROWN HAIRS CAN KEEP ME FROM

160. DELIVERING MY BABIES.

161. >> THEY'RE CLUELESS!

162. THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM.

163. >> STORKS, EDDY.

164. >> OOH!

165. >> EXCUSE ME, EDDY, BUT YOUR

166. EXPLANATION IS JUST AS MISGUIDED AS ED'S.

167. >> OH, AND LIKE YOU KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM.

168. >> I MOST CERTAINLY DO.

169. >> DO NOT.

170. >> DO TOO.

171. >> >> WHERE'S YOUR BABIES NOW,

172. CAPTAIN STUPID STORK?

173. OW!

174. >> OHH!

175. >> AH-HA!

176. WHY, YOU— AAH!

177. OH!

178. AAH!

179. BANZAI!

180. >> RUN, ED!

181. >> COME HERE, YOU...

182. >> EDDY'S MAD, DOUBLE D.

183. >> I'M WELL AWARE OF THAT, ED.

184. >> BORING!

185. >> AH-HA!

186. >> COME ON, JIMMY.

187. LET'S GO MAKE SOME MUD PIES.

188. >> I LOVE PLAYING IN THE MUD, SARAH.

189. >> >> WHERE'S MY 50 CENTS?

190. >> >> OH, WAY TO GO, SOCKHEAD.

191. YOU SCARED 'EM OFF WITH ALL YOUR STUPID SCIENCE MUMBO JUMBO.

192. >> OUCH.

193. AND YOUR THEORY KEPT 'EM ENTERTAINED?

194. >> OH, THERE, THERE, DOUBLE D.

195. IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT YOU ARE SO USELESS.

196. IF I MAY RE-IRRITATE, BABIES COME FROM STORKS.

197. >> THINK, ED.

198. A CHILD IS FAR TOO HEAVY A LOAD FOR A BIRD TO CARRY.

199. >> SAYS YOU.

200. >> HEY!

201. PUT ME DOWN, YOU LUNKHEAD.

202. DOUBLE D!

203. DO SOMETHING!

204. >> BABIES ARE BORN AS THUS.

205. >>

206. >> SEE, DOUBLE D?

207. SLEEPING LIKE A BABY.

208. BOY, IT SURE DOES STINK WHEN I'M RIGHT.

209. >> >> ED, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

210. >> WHAT?

211. HEY, DOUBLE D!

212. HUH?

213. MY HEAD'S STILL ON, DOUBLE D.

214. >> HEY!

215. >> SPACE CADET ED HAS RETURNED!

216. >> CLUTCHING AT THE PROVERBIAL STRAWS, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

217. >> KEEP PAINTING, REMBRANDT, AND LEAVE THE MOOLAH-MAKING

218. TO ME.

219. IT'S A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY, KEV.

220. MOON ROCKS, ALL THE WAY FROM SPACE!

221. >> HEY, WHAT THE— PUT ME DOWN, YOU—

222. >> SPACE CADET ED RETURNING TO BASE, DOUBLE D.

223. >> GET AWAY FROM ME, SPACE DORK, OR I'LL SHOVE THESE MOON ROCKS

224. RIGHT UP YOUR— >>

225. >> HAIL, HAIL.

226. THE URBAN RANGERS BRING TIDINGS FROM ACROSS THE GREAT

227. MASSES OF WATER.

228. >> WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?

229. >> DELIVERING MAIL FROM OUR PEN PALS, EDDY.

230. REMEMBER?

231. OUR ASSIGNMENT FROM INTERNATIONAL STUDIES.

232. WHY, I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF AWAITING A REPLY FROM MY NEW

233. NORWEGIAN FRIEND GERTA.

234. >> FOR YOU, BUCKETHEAD ED BOY.

235. AND FOR YAKETY-YAK EDD BOY.

236. AND THE NOBODY'S HOME ED BOY.

237. ROLF MUST DELIVER THIS CORRESPONDENCE TO ALL

238. THAT PROMISE TO KEEP THE BOOTLICKER AT THE

239. >> "DEAR MR. EDWARD,

240. YOUR VILLAGE SOUNDS MANY GOOD.

241. I STRETCH MY EAR TO KNOW MORE."

242. ISN'T HER COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ADORABLE?

243. >> CHECK OUT THE HEAD ON THIS GUY.

244. "MY NAME IS YUK, AND I AM FROM KOREA."

245. IS HE SCREAMING TO GET FLEECED OR WHAT?

246. OOH.

247. >> MY FRIEND SENT ME A LUNCHBOX, GUYS.

248. >> OH, GREAT!

249. AN OLD WORLD MUSIC BOX.

250. >> YOUR PEN PAL'S TRYING TO KILL YOU, ED.

251. TURN IT OFF.

252. >> I'M SKIPPING TO MY LOU, EDDY.

253. GIDDYUP.

254. >> PARDON ROLF, TOMFOOL ED BOY.

255. WHERE DID YOU ACQUIRE THIS MUSIC-MAKING DOOHICKEY?

256. >> UH, MY PEN PAL SENT IT

257. TO ME, ROLF.

258. COOLAROONIE, HUH?

259. >> A DOG HAS RAISED ITS HIND LEG ON THE AGE OF NEVERMORE!

260. HEED ROLF.

261. DO NOT GET INVOLVED, ILL-ADVISED ED BOY, LEST YOUR POMEGRANATE

262. SHRIVEL IN THE COLD OF THE DARK SEA!

263. >> >>

264. GOOD ONE, LUMPY.

265. WHATEVER YOU DID TO ROLF SAVED ME THE WORK OF SMASHING

266. THAT STUPID OLD WORLD LUNCHBOX OF YOURS.

267. >> LUCKY FOR ME, I CARRY A SPARE, EDDY.

268. YUM!

269. >> GOODNESS GRACIOUS.

270. THE NERVE OF ROLF.

271. VIOLATING ED'S CULTURAL KEEPSAKE.

272. WHY, I'VE GOT A GOOD MIND TO REPORT HIM TO THE OFFICE.

273. >> LATER!

274. RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GOING TO SELL MY CHUNKS OF MOON ROCK!

275. WE'LL CASH IN ON THIS PEN PAL THING IF IT KILLS YA.

276. ALL ACROSS THIS STINKIN' WORLD, THERE'S PIGEONS RIPE FOR THE

277. PLUCKING, AND WE'RE HOLDING THE TWEEZERS, BOYS.

278. >> EDDY, THE AIM OF THE PROJECT IS TO SHARE CULTURAL

279. UNDERSTANDING, NOT EXTORT IT.

280. OBSERVE, IF YOU WILL.

281. UHH.

282. I'VE PREPARED AN IN-DEPTH ESSAY FOR GERTA

283. TO HELP HER COMPREHEND OUR BELOVED PEACH CREEK WAY OF LIFE.

284. >> DORKVILLE!

285. ME AGAIN!

286. SOMEBODY LOVES ED!

287. YOU BIG LUG.

288. >> MORE MAIL FROM MY PEN PAL,

289. GUYS.

290. BACK AND FORTH, BACK AND FORTH.

291. HA HA HA.

292. LOOK WHAT I GOT.

293. A WOLF TOWEL.

294. >> THAT'S A PELT, ED.

295. YOU SURE ARE FORTUNATE TO HAVE A PEN PAL SO WILLING TO

296. SHARE THEIR HERITAGE WITH YOU.

297. >> WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL?

298. >> I EAT CEREAL, EDDY.

299. >> [LAUGHTER,

300. INDISTINCT SHOUTING] >> RIBBIT, RIBBIT.

301. RIBBIT, RIBBIT, RIBBIT.

302. >> >>

303. >> >>

304. >> NOT AGAIN!

305. I SAID

306. NEVER AGAIN SHALL YOU TORMENT ROLF'S LIVESTOCK.

307. ROLF WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!

308. >> >> DEAR ED, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

309. >> ROLF HIT ME WITH AN UMBRELLA,

310. >> OH, THERE, THERE, ED.

311. I'M SURE THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION TO ROLF'S

312. IRRATIONAL BEHAVIOR.

313. >> SO WHAT'D YOU DO THIS TIME, ED?

314. PUT ON HIS GRAMMA'S PANTALOONS AGAIN?

315. RANGER PLANK'S GOT A LETTER FOR EDDY.

316. >> FOR ME?

317. IT'S FROM KOREA!

318. >> NICE DELIVERY, BUDDY.

319. >> BLAH!

320. I'M RICH!

321. STINKIN' FILTHY RICH!

322. THE SUCKER COUGHED UP!

323. I'M UPTOWN, BABY!

324. JAWBREAKERS, HERE I COME!

325. WOOHOO!

326. >> OH, DEAR.

327. THIS IS FOREIGN CURRENCY, EDDY.

328. VIRTUALLY WORTHLESS IN ITS PRESENT STATE.

329. >> >> AAH!

330. OH, COME ON!

331. IT'S GOTTA BE WORTH SOMETHING!

332. >> YOU SEE?

333. I TOLD YOU IT WAS WORTHLESS.

334. JUST FOR ONCE, CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME?

335. HONESTLY.

336. >> >> I GOT CHICKEN.

337. I GOT CHICKEN.

338. I GOT CHICK— NOOO!

339. >> HURRY, EDDY!

340. SOMEONE'S ABSCONDED WITH ED!

341. ED?

342. >> HEY, MONOBROW!

343. >> WASTE NOT, WANT NOT.

344. >> >> QUAKE AND QUIVER LIKE A

345. >> >> QUAKE AND QUIVER LIKE A

346. JELLYFISH, DOGGY DOO-DOO ED BOY.

347. FOR IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT SHEPHERD ELDERS, ROLF WILL

348. GRILL YOUR STRUDEL UNTIL YOU CRY LIKE A

349. TEENSY-WEENSY BABY!

350. >> SLOW DOWN, THERE, CHAMP.

351. STRUDEL GIVES ME GAS.

352. HOW ABOUT ONE LARGE PEPPERONI, NO MUSHROOMS, DOUBLE PICKLES?

353. >> LET ME GO HALFERS WITH YA ON IT, LUMPY!

354. >> UM, WHAT I THINK ED IS TRYING TO SAY IS, WHATEVER IT IS

355. THAT'S BOTHERING YOU, WHY, I'M SURE WE CAN WORK IT OUT.

356. >> SILENCE!

357. ROLF SEES THROUGH HIS SQUASHED- PEANUT-PASTE-ON-WHITE BREAD

358. MASQUERADE.

359. WHO KNOWS?

360. ROLF KNOWS.

361. THE CHINLESS ED BOY IS IN LEAGUE WITH ROLF'S SWORN ENEMY!

362. >> OH, DEAR.

363. IT APPEARS ED'S PEN PAL'S GIFTS HAVE SOMEHOW PROVOKED ROLF

364. AND REAWAKENED A LONG-FORGOTTEN BLOOD FEUD.

365. >> OH, BOO HOO.

366. WHAT'S WOLFGANG McHAIRYBAT GONNA DO?

367. STICK EELS DOWN OUR PANTS AGAIN?

368. >>

369. >> >> H-H-HAVE MERCY, ROLF.

370. >> TALK, ED BOY.

371. >> HI, ROLF!

372. >> TALK, I SAY!

373. >> HI, ROLF!

374. >> TALK, YOU SONOMAGUN.

375. >> HI, ROLF!

376. >> PLEASE, TALK!

377. >> HI, ROLF!

378. >> >> IT WAS WORTH IT, ALL THIS,

379. TO BE ADMIRED.

380. >> HI, ROLF!

381. >> FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, ROLF, THIS WAS ALL A GRAVE

382. MISUNDERSTANDING.

383. >> YEAH.

384. HOW WERE WE TO KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A LILY-LIVERED, GUTLESS

385. DOORMAT?

386. >>

387. PAGING DOUBLE D.

388. MAIL FOR YA.

389. >> THANK YOU, RANGER JONNY.

390. >> DON'T MENTION IT, DOUBLE D.

391. WHOA!

392. >> THIS MUST BE A REPLY FROM MY

393. NORWEGIAN PEN PAL GERTA.

394. >> GERTA?

395. NORWEGIAN?

396. THE GOAT MILKER?

397. THIS IS ODD.

398. >> A FEATHER DUSTER.

399. I'M SURE I INFORMED GERTA OF MOTHER'S ALLERGY TO FEATHERS.

400. >> AHA!

401. THE FEATHER DUSTER OF TOMFOOLERY!

402. >> HEY, WHAT'S WITH YOU?

403. >> ARE YOU SO SIMPLE, HEAD-AND-NECK-AS-ONE ED BOY?

404. GERTA THE GOAT MILKER IS FAMOUS FOR HER JOVIAL JESTS.

405. IT WAS SHE THAT SENT THE WOLF PARCEL TO THE DOO-DOO ED BOY.

406. SHE HAS MADE THE OF US ALL, YES?

407. >> WHAT?

408. >> COME!

409. WE MUST REBUT WHILE THE TURNIPS ARE STILL HARD!

410. OKEY-DOKEY, ED BOY.

411. ONCE YOU SEE GERTA, SHAVE THE HAIRS FROM HER LEGS, YES,

412. AND ROLF WILL TRIUMPH WITH THE

413. >> ROLF, PLEASE, RECONSID— >> ROLF, WAIT!

414. >> >> I GOT SOME GREEN CASH!

415. TAKE IT!

416. IT'S YOURS!

417. >> I CAN'T FLY TO NORWAY.

418. I HAVE CLASS IN THE MORNING.

419. >> UM, GUYS?

420. I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

421. >> NOOO!

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423. —www.ncicap.org—]

424. >> ED, EDD, AND EDDY.

425. >> BBBBBBB YEAH!