Ed, Edd n Eddy 5x22

Directed by Danny Antonucci

Edd becomes the school tough kid after a scuffle.

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1. >> >> Edd: BRBRBRBRB, YEAH!

2. >> All: GREETINGS, FELLOW CLUCKERS!

3. >> Edd: THE HAPPY CLUCKERS CLUB IS NOW CALLED TO ORDER.

4. >> Edd: EGG-CEPTIONAL PROGRESS, JONNY.

5. >> Jonny: RIGHT ON!

6. WE'RE GONNA HAVE US A FAMILY, BUDDY!

7. >> Edd: AND WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

8. >> Ed: >> I LIKE... Y-YOU.

9. >> Edd: >> Sarah: MY BROTHER THE IDIOT.

10. >> Edd: WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS RATHER HUMOROUS, ED.

11. >> Jimmy: TEACHER'S PET.

12. >> Marie: OH, LOOK, A CROWD.

13. >> Lee: MUST BE A GOOD PLACE TO EAT.

14. WHO'S UP FOR SOME EGGS?

15. >> Marie: I'LL HAVE MINE SUNNY SIDE UP.

16. >> May: OVER EASY, PRETTY PLEASE.

17. >> All: >> Edd: OH, LADIES, PERHAPS A

18. YOU, TOO, CAN DISCOVER THE

19. YOURSELVES.

20. >> Lee: SWEET TALKING WON'T GET YOU EVERYWHERE.

21. AAAH!

22. >> Marie: HEY, WHAT'S YOUR GAME, MISTER?

23. >> Lee: YOUR KLUTZO BOYFRIEND CLOBBERED MY FOOT, THAT'S WHAT!

24. >> Edd: LEE, I DO APOLOGIZE.

25. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

26. >> Marie: I BET.

27. COME ON, MAY, LET'S GET LEE TO THE SCHOOL NURSE.

28. >> Edd:

29. ORGANIC-COTTON-BUD MASSAGE?

30. >> Nazz: DUDE, DID YOU HEAR, WHAT, LIKE WENT DOWN YESTERDAY?

31. >> Kevin: NO, WHAT?

32. >> Nazz: YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, BUT DOUBLE D MADE

33. LEE KANKER'S FOOT SWELL UP LIKE A BEACH BALL.

34. >> Kevin: YEAH, RIGHT.

35. WHAT'D HE USE, THE DEADLY ART OF ALGEBRA?

36. >> Nazz: NO, SERIOUSLY.

37. HER BIG TOE FROM BALLOONING.

38. >> Edd: >> Eddy: YOU SENT A KANKER

39. PACKING?

40. BA HA!

41. WHAT'D YOU USE, THE DEADLY ART OF ALLERGIES?

42. >> Ed: DO NOT TAUNT THE "D," EDDY.

43. I WAS THERE.

44. >> Edd: OH, PLEASE.

45. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, HONESTLY.

46. I FEEL JUST AWFUL.

47. >> Rolf: HEAVENS, OH, GOOD BOY, ROLF REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE.

48. STICK?

49. ROLF'S HAS BEEN REDUCED TO THAT OF THE SIZE OF A BABY'S BAZOO.

50. >> WHY, OF COURSE I DO, ROLF.

51. >> Rolf: AH-HOO!

52. >> Rolf: AH-HOO!

53. "NO, NOT TODAY," YES?

54. >> Nazz: DUDE, IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES, I SWEAR.

55. >> Sarah: DID YOU SEE THE LOOK IN HIS EYES?

56. >> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING, SARAH.

57. >> Edd: BUT I... I — >> Jonny: HEAD FOR THE HILLS,

58. BUDDY!

59. DOUBLE D's CRACKED!

60. LOST IT, I TELL YOU!

61. >> Eddy: DOUBLE D, I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU.

62. YOU'RE AN ANIMAL.

63. POW! KABLOOEY!

64. BA-BOOM!

65. OH, WHERE YOU GOING?

66. >> Ed: DOUBLE D HAS FALLEN DOWN THE DEEP, DARK CRACK BETWEEN THE

67. COUCH PILLOWS OF LIFE, EDDY,

68. BELLY BUTTON EXISTENCE.

69. FORAGING...

70. >> Eddy: WE'RE GONNA RULE THIS

71. DUMP, ED.

72. >> Rolf: HOW CAN ONE WHO WEARS A

73. SOCK ON HIS HEAD DO THIS?

74. I ASK YOU.

75. >> Kevin: DUDE, YOU SHOULD FRAME THAT.

76. >> Eddy: GIVE ME THAT.

77. >> Edd: WHY ARE YOU ALL LEAVING?

78. >> Eddy: YEAH, WHY YOU LEAVING?

79. >> Edd: DIDN'T I SAY THAT ALREADY, EDDY?

80. >> Eddy: HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.

81. PRETTY GOOD SEAT, HUH?

82. >> Sarah:[

83. ARE?

84. >> Jimmy: NO, SARAH, DON'T.

85. YOU CAN'T.

86. HE'S WATCHING.

87. >> Ed: JUST ME.

88. >> Edd: WHY IS ED SITTING WAY OVER THERE?

89. >> Eddy: WAY OVER THERE — YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

90. OOH, ROLF'S GOT GRAPES.

91. >> Edd: UM...

92. >> Marie: THAT'S MY PIE.

93. I SAW IT FIRST.

94. >> Jonny: NO WAY.

95. WE SAW IT FIRST.

96. >> Marie: IN YOUR DREAMS, WEIRDO.

97. >> Jonny: PLANK HAD FIRST DIBS

98. SHOWED UP.

99. >> Marie: GIVE ME IT.

100. >> Jonny: NO!

101. >> Marie: GIVE ME IT!

102. >> Jonny: WHAT ARE YOU, HARD OF HEARING?

103. >> Marie: LET GO, KID.

104. >> Jonny: IT'S PLANK'S!

105. >> Marie: ASK ME IF I CARE.

106. >> Edd: PARDON MY INTRUSION, BUT SURELY

107. QUESTION.

108. >> Jonny: HAVE I STOPPED YET?

109. >> Eddy: WHO'S NEXT?

110. >> Kevin: OH, MAN.

111. >> Nazz: NOT COOL.

112. >> Jimmy: VICIOUSNESS, THY NAME IS DOUBLE D.

113. >> Eddy: OLé!

114. >> Edd: PLEASE, LET ME EXPLAIN.

115. >> Eddy: YEAH, LET HIM.

116. >> FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

117. >> Edd: THERE'S BEEN A GREAT

118. BREACH OF JUDGMENT.

119. >> Eddy: YEAH!

120. BREACH THE HECK OUT OF THEM, DOUBLE D.

121. >> Edd: THINGS ARE NOT AS THEY APPEAR.

122. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?

123. TAKE MY MONEY...

124. MY COMB...

125. MY MOISTURIZING LOTIONS.

126. TAKE IT! TAKE IT!

127. >> Edd: SARAH?

128. YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T BELIEVE...

129. >> Ed: STAY AWAY!

130. STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY SISTER, YOU MEANIE.

131. >> Edd: ED, MY DEAR FRIEND, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

132. >> Ed: WE ARE FRIENDS NO MORE!

133. MY MOM SAYS I CAN'T BE CHUMS

134. YOU.

135. >> Edd: THIS ENDS NOW!

136. >> Ed: AAH!

137. HOLY SMOLIES!

138. UNCLE! UNCLE!

139. AAH!

140. AAAH!

141. RUN AWAY!

142. >> Edd: COME BACK HERE, YOU!

143. >> Kevin: NOW'S OUR CHANCE.

144. >> Sarah: Jimmy, GET OUT OF THERE!

145. >> Eddy: YEAH!

146. YOU BETTER RUN, 'CAUSE DOUBLE D's GOT ALL YOUR

147. NUMBERS... AND YOUR ADDRESSES.

148. OH, YEAH!

149. I'M PUMPED, BABY!

150. MAYBE A LITTLE ROUGH ON ED, HUH?

151. HE IS OUR PAL, YOU KNOW.

152. RIGHT.

153. YOU KNOW BEST.

154. SO, HEY, I'M GONNA GO MAKE NAZZ RUB MY FEET.

155. >> Edd: WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

156. LOWLY THUG?

157. ED?

158. IS THAT YOU?

159. HERE, LET ME HAVE YOUR HAND.

160. >> Jimmy: AAH!

161. LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU GOONEY GORILLA.

162. YOU PUNKY PALOOKA.

163. YOU ROWDY ROUSER.

164. AAH!

165. >> Edd: OH, WHAT'S THE USE?

166. NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE I'M

167. RAMBUNCTIOUS ROUGHNECK!

168. >> Jimmy: DOUBLE D!

169. YOU'VE CROSS-POLLINATED A ROSE WITH A BABY-BLUE GYM SOCK.

170. >> Jimmy: ONLY HANDS AS GENTLE AS HUMMINGBIRDS' WINGS COULD

171. HAVE SPLICED THE TWO TOGETHER.

172. I BELIEVE YOU, DOUBLE D.

173. >> Edd: YOU DO?

174. OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, JIMMY.

175. TO MY PLEAS OF INNOCENCE.

176. >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A SHOULDER TO CRY ON, DOUBLE D.

177. BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

178. GIVE ME THE DIRT, AND DON'T

179. SPARE ME THE DETAILS.

180. >> Edd: OH, JIMMY, I'M BLURRED,

181. BEWILDERED, BEFUDDLED AT THIS — THIS MELEE OF MISINTERPRETATION.

182. FIRST, WITH MY BOOK ACCIDENTLY PLUNGING ON TOP OF LEE'S FOOT —

183. A FORTUITOUS MISHAP, I ASSURED THEM.

184. HERE.

185. THEN ROLF.

186. OH, DEAR FRIEND ROLF.

187. HE WAS IN NEED OF A NEW PENCIL, HIS WORN, UNUSABLE.

188. HIM WITH ONE.

189. WHY, OF COURSE I DO, ROLF.

190. >> Rolf: ROLF WOULD HAVE TAKEN A SIMPLE "NO, NOT TODAY," YES?

191. >> Edd: ANOTHER REGRETTABLE BLUNDER, AS WOULD BE THE NEXT.

192. >> Marie: THAT'S MY PIE.

193. I SAW IT FIRST.

194. >> Jonny: NO WAY.

195. WE SAW IT FIRST.

196. >> Edd: REMEMBERING MOTHER HAD

197. HER HEAVENLY APPLE CRUMBLE PIE,

198. TO SHARE IT.

199. TO NO AVAIL!

200. ONCE AGAIN, MY GOOD INTENTIONS

201. DEMEANOR.

202. >> Ed: STAY AWAY!

203. >> Edd: THEN CAME THE WORST BLOW OF ALL.

204. STUMBLINGS.

205. ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH.

206. VINDICATE MYSELF, SO IN ORDER TO

207. DO THIS, I NEEDED TO REMOVE THE

208. FRIENDSHIP.

209. >> Ed: AAH!

210. AAAH!

211. UNCLE! UNCLE!

212. >> Edd: CAN'T THEY SEE?

213. HOW AM I TO BLAME?

214. IT'S SO OBVIOUS.

215. IS IT ME?

216. BUT I'M A PACIFIST!

217. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN MARKED WITH A SCARLET LETTER, DOUBLE D.

218. SWEET AND GENTLE YOU.

219. FOLLOW ME, SILLY.

220. >> Edd: WAIT, JIMMY.

221. >> Kevin: WEAK.

222. >> Jimmy: YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH?

223. ROYALE.

224. QUEENSBERRY RULES?

225. >> Edd: EXPLICITLY...

226. I THINK.

227. FOOLHARDY WORDS.

228. WE SHALL MEET AT... AT... OH, DEAR.

229. >> Jimmy: THE PIT!

230. >> Edd: THE — YES, THE PIT.

231. 3:00 P.M. YES.

232. >> Kevin: NO WAY!

233. >> Jimmy: END SCENE.

234. >> Kevin: DOUBLE D AND JIMMY ARE DUKING IT OUT AT THE PIT, MAN.

235. PASS IT ON.

236. >> Nazz: OH, NO, POOR JIMMY'S A GONER.

237. >> Ed: SO, LITTLE DOUBLE G,

238. NOW A NASTY McDUSTER KNUCKLES,

239. FRIEND.

240. WHAT WOULD LIKE TO DO TODAY?

241. I, DOUBLE G, AM GENTLE, UNLIKE THAT EVIL DOUBLE D YOU SPEAK OF.

242. DISH SOAP?

243. SOAP ALL THE TIME.

244. >> Eddy: MOVE IT, SLOW COACHES, OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'RE NEXT IN

245. THE PIT.

246. >> Jonny: YES, SIR, MR. EDDY, SIR.

247. >> Ed: WHOA!

248. >> Eddy: OUT OF THE WAY.

249. MAKE ROOM.

250. BRUISER COMING THROUGH.

251. SO MOVE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

252. >> Sarah: JIMMY, ARE YOU CRAZY?

253. HE'S GONNA TURN YOU INTO COLD CUTS.

254. >> Jimmy: SOMETIMES, A MAN'S GOT TO DO WHAT A MAN'S GOT TO DO,

255. SARAH.

256. >> Eddy: SPARE THE CLICHéS, TWERP.

257. DOUBLE D's GONNA MOP THE FLOOR WITH THAT CURLY HEAD OF YOURS.

258. >> Edd: YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO

259. LOSING TO ME, JIMMY.

260. MIND.

261. >> Ed: AAH!

262. >> Rolf: JIMMY BOY IS DONE FOR.

263. >> Jimmy: I'VE GOT YOUR KNUCKLE

264. EYE RIGHT HERE.

265. >> Sarah: POOR JIMMY.

266. >> Jonny: GIVE HIM THE OLD ONE, TWO, JIMMY.

267. >> Ed: THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.

268. >> Eddy: THAT'S MY BOY.

269. STAY ON HIM, SOCKHEAD!

270. >> Jonny: RUN, JIMMY! RUN!

271. >> Kevin: QUIT PRANCING AROUND AND POUND HIM, JIMMY.

272. >> Eddy: WHAT'S THE MATTER, JIMMY, YOUR CURL GOING LIMP ON

273. YOU?

274. >> Jimmy: PARDON?

275. >> Eddy: WHOOPS!

276. AH HA HA HA!

277. THAT MUSTARD LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.

278. IT'S YELLOW, GET IT?

279. LIKE YOU.

280. HA HA HA!

281. I GOT A MILLION OF THEM.

282. >> Crowd: JIMMY!

283. >> Jimmy: OKAY, READY?

284. >> Eddy: AH HA HA HA!

285. MY BAD.

286. AH HA HA HA HA!

287. >> Jimmy: STOP IT!

288. HOW CAN I CONCENTRATE WITH YOU?

289. >> Nazz: HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

290. UH, NEVER MIND.

291. >> Eddy: BOMB'S AWAY!

292. >> Jonny: I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S GETTING ALL THOSE HOT DOGS

293. FROM, PLANK.

294. >> Eddy: OH, LOOK OUT, EVERYBODY.

295. JIMMY LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA BLOW UP.

296. OH, WAIT, HE ALREADY DID WHEN WE TURNED HIM INTO A SUMO WRESTLER.

297. REMEMBER?

298. AH HA HA HA!

299. >> Jimmy: I HOPE YOU'RE WEARING A CUP, 'CAUSE YOU'RE CRèME

300. BRûLéE, MISTER.

301. >> Eddy: YEAH, RIGHT.

302. >> Edd: NO, NO, NO.

303. HERE?

304. >> Jimmy: LET ME GO!

305. >> Kevin: DOUBLE DWEEB'S GONNA PANTS HIM.

306. >> Edd: STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

307. >> Eddy: WAY TO GO, SOCKHEAD!

308. >> Sarah: JIMMY, ARE YOU OKAY?

309. >> Jimmy: AAAAAAAH!

310. >> Eddy: DO SOMETHING, DOUBLE D.

311. YOU'RE THE TOUGH GUY.

312. >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED?

313. >> Rolf: HOORAY!

314. CEASED!

315. >> Sarah: WAY TO GO, JIMMY.

316. >> Together: JIMMY, JIMMY, HE'S OUR BOY.

317. HE'LL SEND YOU TO THE TRASH LIKE A BROKEN TOY.

318. >> Kevin: NICE JACKET.

319. DORKS.

320. >> Eddy: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

321. KID IN SCHOOL.

322. ALL THAT RESPECT.

323. ALL THAT REPUTATION, THAT SWEET NAUGAHYDE JACKET, GONE!

324. YOU OWE ME A JACKET.

325. >> Edd: I GUESS I'M NOT AS BOORISH A BRUTE AS YOU'D HOPED

326. FOR, EDDY.

327. >> Eddy: BAH!

328. >> Ed: DOUBLE D?

329. IS IT REALLY YOU?

330. >> Edd: OH, ED.

331. >> Ed: DOUBLE D!

332. >> Eddy: YEAH, DOUBLE D.

333. >> Together: EDDY.

334. >> May: AW, WE MISSED THEIR SCRAP, MARIE.

335. >> Marie: YEAH, BUT WE GOT HERE

336. BETTER.

337. >> Edd: A LITTLE LATE FOR AN ENTRANCE, ISN'T IT?

338. >> Lee: DOUBLE D...

339. LEFT ON MY FOOT.

340. CLUMSY OAFS ARE SO CUTE.

341. >> May: THEY SURE ARE.

342. >> Marie: PUCKER UP, SWEETIE.

343. >> Edd: NO, PLEASE.

344. >> Eddy: HEY!

345. HE'S HAD ENOUGH ALREADY!

346. BEAT IT!

347. >> Ed: GOOD ONE, EDDY.

348. >> Eddy: VULTURES.

349. >> Edd: GOODNESS, I'M TOUCHED, EDDY.

350. YOU STANDING UP TO A CLICHé SHOW ENDING FOR ME.

351. LET ME TELL YOU, AFTER THE KIND OF DAY I'VE HAD, A DOSE OF

352. >> Eddy: YEAH, YEAH.

353. EAT AND SHUT UP.

354. >> Ed: AND FOR YOUR ED, EDDY?

355. >> Edd: EDDY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY HOT DOG.

356. THANK YOU, EDDY.

357. >> Eddy: THERE, IS EVERYBODY HAPPY?

358. GOOD.

359. JEEZ.