Ed, Edd n Eddy 5x22

Directed by Danny Antonucci

Edd accidentally hurts Lee Kanker, making everyone believe he resorts to violence. He then makes mistakes during school hours which causes some of the kids to be hurt or injured. When all of the cul-de-sac (save for Eddy) is turned against Edd, it is up to Jimmy to restore his former reputation.

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1. >> >> Edd: BRBRBRBRB, YEAH!

2. >> All: GREETINGS, FELLOW CLUCKERS!

3. >> Edd: THE HAPPY CLUCKERS CLUB IS NOW CALLED TO ORDER.

4. >> Edd: EGG-CEPTIONAL PROGRESS, JONNY.

5. >> Jonny: RIGHT ON!

6. WE'RE GONNA HAVE US A FAMILY, BUDDY!

7. >> Edd: AND WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

8. >> Ed: >> I LIKE... Y-YOU.

9. >> Edd: >> Sarah: MY BROTHER THE IDIOT.

10. >> Edd: WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS RATHER HUMOROUS, ED.

11. >> Jimmy: TEACHER'S PET.

12. >> Marie: OH, LOOK, A CROWD.

13. >> Lee: MUST BE A GOOD PLACE TO EAT.

14. WHO'S UP FOR SOME EGGS?

15. >> Marie: I'LL HAVE MINE SUNNY SIDE UP.

16. >> May: OVER EASY, PRETTY PLEASE.

17. >> All: >> Edd: OH, LADIES, PERHAPS A

18. YOU, TOO, CAN DISCOVER THE

19. YOURSELVES.

20. >> Lee: SWEET TALKING WON'T GET YOU EVERYWHERE.

21. AAAH!

22. >> Marie: HEY, WHAT'S YOUR GAME, MISTER?

23. >> Lee: YOUR KLUTZO BOYFRIEND CLOBBERED MY FOOT, THAT'S WHAT!

24. >> Edd: LEE, I DO APOLOGIZE.

25. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

26. >> Marie: I BET.

27. COME ON, MAY, LET'S GET LEE TO THE SCHOOL NURSE.

28. >> Edd:

29. ORGANIC-COTTON-BUD MASSAGE?

30. >> Nazz: DUDE, DID YOU HEAR, WHAT, LIKE WENT DOWN YESTERDAY?

31. >> Kevin: NO, WHAT?

32. >> Nazz: YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, BUT DOUBLE D MADE

33. LEE KANKER'S FOOT SWELL UP LIKE A BEACH BALL.

34. >> Kevin: YEAH, RIGHT.

35. WHAT'D HE USE, THE DEADLY ART OF ALGEBRA?

36. >> Nazz: NO, SERIOUSLY.

37. HER BIG TOE FROM BALLOONING.

38. >> Edd: >> Eddy: YOU SENT A KANKER

39. PACKING?

40. BA HA!

41. WHAT'D YOU USE, THE DEADLY ART OF ALLERGIES?

42. >> Ed: DO NOT TAUNT THE "D," EDDY.

43. I WAS THERE.

44. >> Edd: OH, PLEASE.

45. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, HONESTLY.

46. I FEEL JUST AWFUL.

47. >> Rolf: HEAVENS, OH, GOOD BOY, ROLF REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE.

48. STICK?

49. ROLF'S HAS BEEN REDUCED TO THAT OF THE SIZE OF A BABY'S BAZOO.

50. >> WHY, OF COURSE I DO, ROLF.

51. >> Rolf: AH-HOO!

52. >> Rolf: AH-HOO!

53. "NO, NOT TODAY," YES?

54. >> Nazz: DUDE, IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES, I SWEAR.

55. >> Sarah: DID YOU SEE THE LOOK IN HIS EYES?

56. >> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING, SARAH.

57. >> Edd: BUT I... I — >> Jonny: HEAD FOR THE HILLS,

58. BUDDY!

59. DOUBLE D's CRACKED!

60. LOST IT, I TELL YOU!

61. >> Eddy: DOUBLE D, I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU.

62. YOU'RE AN ANIMAL.

63. POW! KABLOOEY!

64. BA-BOOM!

65. OH, WHERE YOU GOING?

66. >> Ed: DOUBLE D HAS FALLEN DOWN THE DEEP, DARK CRACK BETWEEN THE

67. COUCH PILLOWS OF LIFE, EDDY,

68. BELLY BUTTON EXISTENCE.

69. FORAGING...

70. >> Eddy: WE'RE GONNA RULE THIS

71. DUMP, ED.

72. >> Rolf: HOW CAN ONE WHO WEARS A

73. SOCK ON HIS HEAD DO THIS?

74. I ASK YOU.

75. >> Kevin: DUDE, YOU SHOULD FRAME THAT.

76. >> Eddy: GIVE ME THAT.

77. >> Edd: WHY ARE YOU ALL LEAVING?

78. >> Eddy: YEAH, WHY YOU LEAVING?

79. >> Edd: DIDN'T I SAY THAT ALREADY, EDDY?

80. >> Eddy: HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.

81. PRETTY GOOD SEAT, HUH?

82. >> Sarah:[

83. ARE?

84. >> Jimmy: NO, SARAH, DON'T.

85. YOU CAN'T.

86. HE'S WATCHING.

87. >> Ed: JUST ME.

88. >> Edd: WHY IS ED SITTING WAY OVER THERE?

89. >> Eddy: WAY OVER THERE — YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

90. OOH, ROLF'S GOT GRAPES.

91. >> Edd: UM...

92. >> Marie: THAT'S MY PIE.

93. I SAW IT FIRST.

94. >> Jonny: NO WAY.

95. WE SAW IT FIRST.

96. >> Marie: IN YOUR DREAMS, WEIRDO.

97. >> Jonny: PLANK HAD FIRST DIBS

98. SHOWED UP.

99. >> Marie: GIVE ME IT.

100. >> Jonny: NO!

101. >> Marie: GIVE ME IT!

102. >> Jonny: WHAT ARE YOU, HARD OF HEARING?

103. >> Marie: LET GO, KID.

104. >> Jonny: IT'S PLANK'S!

105. >> Marie: ASK ME IF I CARE.

106. >> Edd: PARDON MY INTRUSION, BUT SURELY

107. QUESTION.

108. >> Jonny: HAVE I STOPPED YET?

109. >> Eddy: WHO'S NEXT?

110. >> Kevin: OH, MAN.

111. >> Nazz: NOT COOL.

112. >> Jimmy: VICIOUSNESS, THY NAME IS DOUBLE D.

113. >> Eddy: OLé!

114. >> Edd: PLEASE, LET ME EXPLAIN.

115. >> Eddy: YEAH, LET HIM.

116. >> FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

117. >> Edd: THERE'S BEEN A GREAT

118. BREACH OF JUDGMENT.

119. >> Eddy: YEAH!

120. BREACH THE HECK OUT OF THEM, DOUBLE D.

121. >> Edd: THINGS ARE NOT AS THEY APPEAR.

122. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?

123. TAKE MY MONEY...

124. MY COMB...

125. MY MOISTURIZING LOTIONS.

126. TAKE IT! TAKE IT!

127. >> Edd: SARAH?

128. YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T BELIEVE...

129. >> Ed: STAY AWAY!

130. STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY SISTER, YOU MEANIE.

131. >> Edd: ED, MY DEAR FRIEND, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

132. >> Ed: WE ARE FRIENDS NO MORE!

133. MY MOM SAYS I CAN'T BE CHUMS

134. YOU.

135. >> Edd: THIS ENDS NOW!

136. >> Ed: AAH!

137. HOLY SMOLIES!

138. UNCLE! UNCLE!

139. AAH!

140. AAAH!

141. RUN AWAY!

142. >> Edd: COME BACK HERE, YOU!

143. >> Kevin: NOW'S OUR CHANCE.

144. >> Sarah: Jimmy, GET OUT OF THERE!

145. >> Eddy: YEAH!

146. YOU BETTER RUN, 'CAUSE DOUBLE D's GOT ALL YOUR

147. NUMBERS... AND YOUR ADDRESSES.

148. OH, YEAH!

149. I'M PUMPED, BABY!

150. MAYBE A LITTLE ROUGH ON ED, HUH?

151. HE IS OUR PAL, YOU KNOW.

152. RIGHT.

153. YOU KNOW BEST.

154. SO, HEY, I'M GONNA GO MAKE NAZZ RUB MY FEET.

155. >> Edd: WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

156. LOWLY THUG?

157. ED?

158. IS THAT YOU?

159. HERE, LET ME HAVE YOUR HAND.

160. >> Jimmy: AAH!

161. LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU GOONEY GORILLA.

162. YOU PUNKY PALOOKA.

163. YOU ROWDY ROUSER.

164. AAH!

165. >> Edd: OH, WHAT'S THE USE?

166. NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE I'M

167. RAMBUNCTIOUS ROUGHNECK!

168. >> Jimmy: DOUBLE D!

169. YOU'VE CROSS-POLLINATED A ROSE WITH A BABY-BLUE GYM SOCK.

170. >> Jimmy: ONLY HANDS AS GENTLE AS HUMMINGBIRDS' WINGS COULD

171. HAVE SPLICED THE TWO TOGETHER.

172. I BELIEVE YOU, DOUBLE D.

173. >> Edd: YOU DO?

174. OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, JIMMY.

175. TO MY PLEAS OF INNOCENCE.

176. >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A SHOULDER TO CRY ON, DOUBLE D.

177. BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

178. GIVE ME THE DIRT, AND DON'T

179. SPARE ME THE DETAILS.

180. >> Edd: OH, JIMMY, I'M BLURRED,

181. BEWILDERED, BEFUDDLED AT THIS — THIS MELEE OF MISINTERPRETATION.

182. FIRST, WITH MY BOOK ACCIDENTLY PLUNGING ON TOP OF LEE'S FOOT —

183. A FORTUITOUS MISHAP, I ASSURED THEM.

184. HERE.

185. THEN ROLF.

186. OH, DEAR FRIEND ROLF.

187. HE WAS IN NEED OF A NEW PENCIL, HIS WORN, UNUSABLE.

188. HIM WITH ONE.

189. WHY, OF COURSE I DO, ROLF.

190. >> Rolf: ROLF WOULD HAVE TAKEN A SIMPLE "NO, NOT TODAY," YES?

191. >> Edd: ANOTHER REGRETTABLE BLUNDER, AS WOULD BE THE NEXT.

192. >> Marie: THAT'S MY PIE.

193. I SAW IT FIRST.

194. >> Jonny: NO WAY.

195. WE SAW IT FIRST.

196. >> Edd: REMEMBERING MOTHER HAD

197. HER HEAVENLY APPLE CRUMBLE PIE,

198. TO SHARE IT.

199. TO NO AVAIL!

200. ONCE AGAIN, MY GOOD INTENTIONS

201. DEMEANOR.

202. >> Ed: STAY AWAY!

203. >> Edd: THEN CAME THE WORST BLOW OF ALL.

204. STUMBLINGS.

205. ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH.

206. VINDICATE MYSELF, SO IN ORDER TO

207. DO THIS, I NEEDED TO REMOVE THE

208. FRIENDSHIP.

209. >> Ed: AAH!

210. AAAH!

211. UNCLE! UNCLE!

212. >> Edd: CAN'T THEY SEE?

213. HOW AM I TO BLAME?

214. IT'S SO OBVIOUS.

215. IS IT ME?

216. BUT I'M A PACIFIST!

217. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN MARKED WITH A SCARLET LETTER, DOUBLE D.

218. SWEET AND GENTLE YOU.

219. FOLLOW ME, SILLY.

220. >> Edd: WAIT, JIMMY.

221. >> Kevin: WEAK.

222. >> Jimmy: YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH?

223. ROYALE.

224. QUEENSBERRY RULES?

225. >> Edd: EXPLICITLY...

226. I THINK.

227. FOOLHARDY WORDS.

228. WE SHALL MEET AT... AT... OH, DEAR.

229. >> Jimmy: THE PIT!

230. >> Edd: THE — YES, THE PIT.

231. 3:00 P.M. YES.

232. >> Kevin: NO WAY!

233. >> Jimmy: END SCENE.

234. >> Kevin: DOUBLE D AND JIMMY ARE DUKING IT OUT AT THE PIT, MAN.

235. PASS IT ON.

236. >> Nazz: OH, NO, POOR JIMMY'S A GONER.

237. >> Ed: SO, LITTLE DOUBLE G,

238. NOW A NASTY McDUSTER KNUCKLES,

239. FRIEND.

240. WHAT WOULD LIKE TO DO TODAY?

241. I, DOUBLE G, AM GENTLE, UNLIKE THAT EVIL DOUBLE D YOU SPEAK OF.

242. DISH SOAP?

243. SOAP ALL THE TIME.

244. >> Eddy: MOVE IT, SLOW COACHES, OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'RE NEXT IN

245. THE PIT.

246. >> Jonny: YES, SIR, MR. EDDY, SIR.

247. >> Ed: WHOA!

248. >> Eddy: OUT OF THE WAY.

249. MAKE ROOM.

250. BRUISER COMING THROUGH.

251. SO MOVE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

252. >> Sarah: JIMMY, ARE YOU CRAZY?

253. HE'S GONNA TURN YOU INTO COLD CUTS.

254. >> Jimmy: SOMETIMES, A MAN'S GOT TO DO WHAT A MAN'S GOT TO DO,

255. SARAH.

256. >> Eddy: SPARE THE CLICHéS, TWERP.

257. DOUBLE D's GONNA MOP THE FLOOR WITH THAT CURLY HEAD OF YOURS.

258. >> Edd: YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO

259. LOSING TO ME, JIMMY.

260. MIND.

261. >> Ed: AAH!

262. >> Rolf: JIMMY BOY IS DONE FOR.

263. >> Jimmy: I'VE GOT YOUR KNUCKLE

264. EYE RIGHT HERE.

265. >> Sarah: POOR JIMMY.

266. >> Jonny: GIVE HIM THE OLD ONE, TWO, JIMMY.

267. >> Ed: THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.

268. >> Eddy: THAT'S MY BOY.

269. STAY ON HIM, SOCKHEAD!

270. >> Jonny: RUN, JIMMY! RUN!

271. >> Kevin: QUIT PRANCING AROUND AND POUND HIM, JIMMY.

272. >> Eddy: WHAT'S THE MATTER, JIMMY, YOUR CURL GOING LIMP ON

273. YOU?

274. >> Jimmy: PARDON?

275. >> Eddy: WHOOPS!

276. AH HA HA HA!

277. THAT MUSTARD LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.

278. IT'S YELLOW, GET IT?

279. LIKE YOU.

280. HA HA HA!

281. I GOT A MILLION OF THEM.

282. >> Crowd: JIMMY!

283. >> Jimmy: OKAY, READY?

284. >> Eddy: AH HA HA HA!

285. MY BAD.

286. AH HA HA HA HA!

287. >> Jimmy: STOP IT!

288. HOW CAN I CONCENTRATE WITH YOU?

289. >> Nazz: HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

290. UH, NEVER MIND.

291. >> Eddy: BOMB'S AWAY!

292. >> Jonny: I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S GETTING ALL THOSE HOT DOGS

293. FROM, PLANK.

294. >> Eddy: OH, LOOK OUT, EVERYBODY.

295. JIMMY LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA BLOW UP.

296. OH, WAIT, HE ALREADY DID WHEN WE TURNED HIM INTO A SUMO WRESTLER.

297. REMEMBER?

298. AH HA HA HA!

299. >> Jimmy: I HOPE YOU'RE WEARING A CUP, 'CAUSE YOU'RE CRèME

300. BRûLéE, MISTER.

301. >> Eddy: YEAH, RIGHT.

302. >> Edd: NO, NO, NO.

303. HERE?

304. >> Jimmy: LET ME GO!

305. >> Kevin: DOUBLE DWEEB'S GONNA PANTS HIM.

306. >> Edd: STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

307. >> Eddy: WAY TO GO, SOCKHEAD!

308. >> Sarah: JIMMY, ARE YOU OKAY?

309. >> Jimmy: AAAAAAAH!

310. >> Eddy: DO SOMETHING, DOUBLE D.

311. YOU'RE THE TOUGH GUY.

312. >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED?

313. >> Rolf: HOORAY!

314. CEASED!

315. >> Sarah: WAY TO GO, JIMMY.

316. >> Together: JIMMY, JIMMY, HE'S OUR BOY.

317. HE'LL SEND YOU TO THE TRASH LIKE A BROKEN TOY.

318. >> Kevin: NICE JACKET.

319. DORKS.

320. >> Eddy: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

321. KID IN SCHOOL.

322. ALL THAT RESPECT.

323. ALL THAT REPUTATION, THAT SWEET NAUGAHYDE JACKET, GONE!

324. YOU OWE ME A JACKET.

325. >> Edd: I GUESS I'M NOT AS BOORISH A BRUTE AS YOU'D HOPED

326. FOR, EDDY.

327. >> Eddy: BAH!

328. >> Ed: DOUBLE D?

329. IS IT REALLY YOU?

330. >> Edd: OH, ED.

331. >> Ed: DOUBLE D!

332. >> Eddy: YEAH, DOUBLE D.

333. >> Together: EDDY.

334. >> May: AW, WE MISSED THEIR SCRAP, MARIE.

335. >> Marie: YEAH, BUT WE GOT HERE

336. BETTER.

337. >> Edd: A LITTLE LATE FOR AN ENTRANCE, ISN'T IT?

338. >> Lee: DOUBLE D...

339. LEFT ON MY FOOT.

340. CLUMSY OAFS ARE SO CUTE.

341. >> May: THEY SURE ARE.

342. >> Marie: PUCKER UP, SWEETIE.

343. >> Edd: NO, PLEASE.

344. >> Eddy: HEY!

345. HE'S HAD ENOUGH ALREADY!

346. BEAT IT!

347. >> Ed: GOOD ONE, EDDY.

348. >> Eddy: VULTURES.

349. >> Edd: GOODNESS, I'M TOUCHED, EDDY.

350. YOU STANDING UP TO A CLICHé SHOW ENDING FOR ME.

351. LET ME TELL YOU, AFTER THE KIND OF DAY I'VE HAD, A DOSE OF

352. >> Eddy: YEAH, YEAH.

353. EAT AND SHUT UP.

354. >> Ed: AND FOR YOUR ED, EDDY?

355. >> Edd: EDDY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY HOT DOG.

356. THANK YOU, EDDY.

357. >> Eddy: THERE, IS EVERYBODY HAPPY?

358. GOOD.

359. JEEZ.