Ed, Edd n Eddy 5x15

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Eddy tries to prove that the Urban Rangers are a bunch of phonies by challenging Rolf to the most difficult badge- The Hairy Chest of Resilience Badge.

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1. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> ED!

2. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> ED!

3. >> EDD!

4. >> EDDY!

5. >> BBBLLL...

6. YEAH!

7. YEAH!

8. >> THE LITTLE FAIRY—SO LITTLE IS SHE.

9. PEA.

10. >> INSIDE A PEA?

11. DREAMY!

12. >> SHE SAILED TO THE FAIRY

13. DOVES.

14. >> GARDEN OF DOVES.

15. >> OH, LOOK, SARAH.

16. I THINK I SEE HER BOAT!

17. >> PIPE DOWN.

18. IF I DON'T FINISH THIS STUPID GEOGRAPHY ESSAY, I'M OFF THE

19. TEAM, MAN.

20. >> AH!

21. THE MERMAID GOOD-BYE, FLUTTERED

22. HER WINGS AND FLEW INTO THE SKY!

23. >> LITTLE AM I, BUT I STILL CAN FLY.

24. TRY TO KEEP UP WITH ME.

25. TRY! TRY! TRY!

26. >> I'M FLYING!

27. WEE!

28. >> GROW UP, SQUIRT.

29. ALL THAT FAIRY-TALE STUFF'S A LOAD OF BALONEY.

30. >> FAIRY TALES ARE NOT A LOAD OF BALONEY.

31. THEY'RE REAL, GOLLY GOSH!

32. YOU'LL SEE!

33. YOU'LL SEE!

34. >> SHH.

35. >> HOW IS IT THAT THE OTHERS KNOW OF ROLF'S LOADS OF BALONEY?

36. >> ED?

37. EDDY?

38. >> DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON NAZZ'S FACE, DOUBLE D?

39. UP!

40. >> SILLY ME.

41. IN FRONT OF THE CHEERLEADERS.

42. >> YOU LOVED IT.

43. ADMIT IT.

44. >> WAIT AND SEE, MR. YUM YUM.

45. THIS BOOK SAYS IT CAN, KEVIN

46. TALES DO EXIST.

47. OH, YOU MIGHT NEED THIS.

48. I'LL FLY RIGHT THROUGH HIS

49. >> HEY, ALI BABA, LOOK OUT!

50. IT'S FLYING ALL MAGIC-LIKE!

51. WATCH OUT!

52. HA HA!

53. >> AW...

54. DON'T COUNT YOUR BEANS BEFORE THEY HATCH, LITTLE FELLA.

55. >> OH, ED, NOT YOU, TOO.

56. FAIRY TALES DO EXIST.

57. PIXIES, MERMAIDS, AND UNICORNS ARE REAL!

58. >> HEY, BUDDY.

59. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

60. TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN.

61. WHAT'S KEV KNOW?

62. MORNING, JIMMY, MY BOY.

63. >> YOU DID, EDDY?

64. REALLY?

65. >> WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND ME GO SEE IT?

66. >> OH, YES, OF COURSE.

67. THAT'S A SPLENDID IDEA, EDDY.

68. TRUTH IN FAIRY TALES.

69. >> THANK YOU, EDDY.

70. >> NO PROBLEMO, CURLY Q.

71. >> DON'T FORGET ME, KIDS.

72. >> WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME IN THE WOODS IN AN HOUR?

73. >> WITH BELLS ON MY TOES.

74. >> EDDY, THAT WAS A VERY, VERY

75. JIMMY.

76. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

77. >> THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF GUY I AM, DOUBLE D.

78. I'M ALL HEART.

79. RIGHT, ED?

80. >> BERRIES, BERRIES, ARE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART.

81. THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE— >> SHUT UP, ED.

82. >> HEY, ROLF, WHAT'S IN THE BAG?

83. LOT OF HOMEWORK TONIGHT, HUH?

84. >> THIS HOMEWORK?

85. ROLF HAS MUCH HOMEWORK.

86. CERTAINLY NOT A LOAD OF BALONEY.

87. NO, NO.

88. WE HAVE FINISHED TALKING.

89. GOOD NIGHT.

90. >> LOOK OUT FOR THOSE GOLD-DUSTED UNICORN HOOF PRINTS.

91. >> BE STILL, MY BEATING HEART.

92. AM I SCHFITSING?

93. I AM!

94. I AM, EDDY!

95. >> QUIET.

96. YOU'LL SCARE IT.

97. >> FAIRY TALES ARE TRUE!

98. >> HOLD UP.

99. SOMEWHERE.

100. OH, LOOKY.

101. A MAGICAL UNICORN CRACKER.

102. ONLY A QUARTER.

103. FEED THE UNICORN, JIMMY.

104. >> WEE!

105. >> HEY, HEY, HEY, RELAX THERE, SLUGGER.

106. >> BUT I HAVEN'T MET HIM YET.

107. >> HUGGING COSTS EXTRA.

108. >> AAH!

109. >> GRACIOUS, ED.

110. YOUR SHOES ON.

111. >> AAH!

112. KEVIN WAS RIGHT!

113. FAIRY TALES AREN'T TRUE!

114. IT'S ALL A LIE!

115. A LIE!

116. ALL OF IT!

117. >> IT AIN'T MY FAULT THAT FAIRY TALE STUFF'S A LOAD OF BALONEY!

118. LOAD OF BALONEY!

119. LOAD OF BALONEY!

120. >> EVERYONE IS AFTER ROLF'S LOAD OF BALONEY.

121. YOU SHALL NOT HAVE IT.

122. IT IS ROLF'S LOAD.

123. >> LA LA LA LA...

124. JIMMY, IS THAT YOU?

125. >> COME ON, DOUBLE D!

126. CANDY STORE'S A-WAITING.

127. >> AND IT'S WAITING A LOT.

128. BIG BUTT.

129. >> HUH?

130. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

131. I ATE A BIG BREAKFAST.

132. SO WHAT?

133. >> AH, SUCH SHAME.

134. GORGED IN GUILT.

135. OH, I WILL NOT SLEEP THIS NOR

136. HAND IN RUINING JIMMY'S INNOCENT ENCHANTMENT OF FAIRY TALES.

137. >> AW, HE'LL GET OVER IT.

138. BROTHER TOLD ME CARTOONS WEREN'T

139. REAL.

140. >> SAY IT ISN'T SO, EDDY.

141. >> YEP.

142. GROWING UP SURE STINKS.

143. OOH...

144. >> SARAH, GUYS.

145. >> JIMMY'S A ZOMBIE BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID UNICORN TRICK!

146. >> A ZOMBIE?

147. ED MUST TOUCH ZOMBIE!

148. >> YOU'D BETTER FIX HIM BEFORE SUNDOWN, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE DOG

149. MEAT.

150. GOT IT?

151. >> SARAH, I ASSURE YOU THAT MY

152. RIGHT.

153. >> NO, IT ISN'T.

154. I MEANT YES, YES, WE WILL MAKE IT.

155. WHERE IS THE LITTLE GUY?

156. I MISS HIM SO.

157. HI, LITTLE FELLOW!

158. >> CONCENTRATE, EDDY.

159. DAINTILY, NOT FLOUNDER

160. HAPHAZARDLY.

161. >> WHY, YOU DIRTY— I'M THE LITTLEST FAIRY.

162. TING!

163. BRIGHT AND MERRY.

164. >> YOU DON'T EXIST.

165. >> AND?

166. >> IT'S NOT WORKING, DOUBLE D.

167. JIMMY'S CLOUD WON'T GO AWAY.

168. DOUBLE D?

169. >> A TIDE OF JOY COMES YOUR WAY.

170. I'M ALANIS, MERMAID OF THE SEA.

171. GUIDE YOU THROUGH.

172. >> YOU'RE NOT REAL.

173. >> HERE I GO.

174. >> >> YONKA, YONKA, YONKA.

175. I'M NUGGET THE GNOME, AND I—AND

176. >> GO AWAY, CHARLATAN.

177. >> WHOA!

178. >> WHAT IRONY IS THIS?

179. A HORSESHOE MADE OF PURE GOLD?

180. >> GOLD, YOU SAY?

181. >> AS GOLD AS THE TOES OF MY ONCE-BELOVED UNICORN CREATURE.

182. LONGER EXIST TO ME.

183. NOTHING BUT TORRID LIES.

184. THIS 24-KARAT SHOE IS NOTHING

185. YOUTH.

186. >> TELL YOU WHAT.

187. IF IT'S WEARING YOU OUT SO MUCH, I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER FOR IT.

188. I'M RICH!

189. I'M ROLLING IN DOUGH!

190. I CAN RETIRE NOW!

191. LOOK!

192. IT'S MINE!

193. >> PERHAPS YOU MAY WANT TO HAVE A CLOSER LOOK, EDDY.

194. >> WHAT?

195. >> I'M AFRAID THIS IS NOTHING

196. POLISH.

197. >> HORSES DON'T HAVE TEETH ON THEIR FEET, DOUBLE D.

198. >> HEE HEE!

199. >> JIMMY'S HAPPY AGAIN.

200. >> INDEED.

201. >> WHAT?

202. YOU BACKSTABBING LITTLE WEASEL!

203. GIVE ME BACK MY QUARTER!

204. WHAT'S THE X FOR?

205. >> GOT THE FAIRY CREATURE'S PROOF, JIMMY.

206. >> WHOA.

207. SAY, FLUFFY, YOU SURE MADE A BELIEVER OUT OF ME, DUDE.

208. I'D BETTER GO SPREAD THIS WITH THE OTHERS AT SCHOOL.

209. THEY'LL SURE WANT TO SEE THIS.

210. >> NO, WAIT!

211. KEV, COME BACK!

212. >> >> THEY WERE ALL PART OF AN

213. INGENIOUS, ELABORATE HOAX.

214. >> ALL THAT FOR A STUPID QUARTER.

215. HOW DESPERATE CAN YOU GET?

216. >> WELL, BEST PREPARE OUR FAIRY TALE FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW.

217. IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT OF

218. PLOT HOLE.

219. >> WHAT A LOAD OF BALONEY!

220. >> ROLF, ARE YOU OK?

221. YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.

222. >> TOO LATE, VULTURES.

223. OF BALONEY FOR GOOD.

224. >> ROLF'S A HOOT, HUH, PLANK?

225. > MOTHER, OPERATION FOR ROLF, I BEG YOU.

226. >> HA HA HA!

227. >> OH, TOO COOL!

228. >> OH, TOO COOL!

229. >> OH, TOO COOL!

230. >> RANGERS, HALT!

231. AND DARING DO.

232. >> >> YEAH, MORE, MORE!

233. ARE THEY FANCY OR WHAT?

234. >> URBAN LOSERS.

235. >> POTENTIAL VACATIONERS OF THE CUL-DE-SAC, AS YOU HAVE SEEN,

236. YOU, TOO, CAN EASE THE BURDEN OF DAILY CHORES.

237. >> WHOA!

238. AHH!

239. >> COME JOIN THE URBAN RANGERS

240. MUNDANE, THE DUKE OF DUTIES.

241. EARN BADGES, IMPRESS YOUR RELATIVES.

242. >> YOU DO HAVE TO ADMIRE THEIR

243. COMMUNITY, EDDY.

244. >> AHH.

245. A COUCH.

246. >> >> OK, TOUGH GUY.

247. HERE, RIGHT NOW?

248. >> HOLY MACKEREL.

249. >> HAIRY CHEST OF RESILIENCE

250. BADGE?

251. >> NOBODY'S EARNED THAT BADGE IN OVER 50 YEARS.

252. >> THIS BADGE HAS TRAMPLED THE

253. TO OBTAIN IT.

254. >> IMITATES CHICKEN] I SMELL A CHICKEN.

255. >> A CHICKEN, EDDY?

256. >> YEP.

257. A BIG URBAN, FREE-RANGER CHICKEN.

258. I GOT A BADGE FOR YOU, MR. CHICKEN.

259. AND LAY AN EGG BADGE?

260. AH HA HA!

261. >> ENOUGH!

262. FOWL INSULTS ROLF.

263. YOU KNOW NOT WHERE YOU TREAD, ED, BOY.

264. URBAN RANGERS!

265. >> FOLLOW THE CHICKEN.

266. FOLLOW THE CHICKEN.

267. FOLLOW THE CHICKEN.

268. >> EDDY, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, TAKING INTO

269. AND SHEER BODY HAIR, ROLF SURPASSES YOU IN EVERY CATEGORY,

270. EDDY.

271. >> OH, YEAH?

272. WELL, WHO CARES?

273. I'LL SHOW THESE URBAN DWEEBS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

274. >> HEAR YE, HEAR YE.

275. URBAN RANGERHOOD.

276. SUPREMACY.

277. >> STINKS TO BE YOU, HUH, FLATHEAD?

278. >> THE CONTENDERS MUST ENDURE WITHOUT A MURMUR, A MUMBLE, OR A

279. RESILIENCE BADGE.

280. WAILING.

281. EDDY'S LEG, ADHERE THE LEATHER STRAP TO THE WAX, AND AWAIT MY

282. SIGNAL.

283. >> LUCKY.

284. >> YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO RENEGE, EDDY.

285. >> IT'S IN THE BAG.

286. >> ARE WE READY?

287. >> AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO

288. >> AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO

289. MARKET.

290. >> HO OH!

291. PAPA'S SUMMER SHORTS, ARE YOU

292. READY TO CRY?

293. >> EDDY, I SYMPATHIZE THAT YOUR

294. CORDIAL, BUT IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY?

295. >> I'M GONNA BEAT THEM AT THEIR OWN GAME, SOCK HEAD, AND

296. THEY ARE WHEN I'M WEARING THAT

297. DUMB BADGE.

298. >> GENTLEMEN, THE SECOND TEST IS THE BUMPING OF THE FUNNY BONE.

299. OH, DEAR.

300. >> GATHER YOUR FORTITUDE, RANGER TONY.

301. >> WHACK THE FUNNY BONE.

302. >> WHACK THE FUNNY BONE.

303. >> DON'T MAKE ROLF COME UP THERE, WOOD BOY.

304. FASTER.

305. FASTER, I SAY.

306. >> FOR GOODNESS SAKE, EDDY.

307. CONCEDE.

308. >> NEVER.

309. >> I GOT YOU.

310. A MASSAGE FOR EDDY, DOUBLE D.

311. >> FOR THE THIRD TEST, WEARING ONLY YOUR BIRTHDAY SUITS, YOU

312. BUSH OF BELLYACHE.

313. >> BIRTHDAY SUITS.

314. >> NUDGE, NUDGE, WINK, WINK.

315. >> ENOUGH!

316. BRAMBLE AWAITS.

317. >> BIRTHDAY BOMB!

318. >> BIRTHDAY BOMB!

319. >> DID I WIN YET?

320. >> FOOL!

321. REALIZED.

322. >> EDDY, THIS CHARADE OF

323. ENOUGH.

324. LOOK AT YOURSELF.

325. YOU CAN BARELY STAND.

326. >> PLEASE, EDDY.

327. THROW IN THE TOWEL.

328. END IT.

329. LESS OF YOU.

330. >> I'LL THROW IN THE TOWEL WHEN IT'S LAUNDRY DAY, DOUBLE D.

331. >> THE NEXT TEST IS CALLED THE

332. PENDULUM OF PROTEST.

333. AS IT IS SAID IN YOUR COUNTRY, LET HER ROCK.

334. >> YOU BOTH HAVE DONE WELL.

335. RESILIENCE BADGE.

336. GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE TOUR OF TEARS.

337. GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE TOUR OF TEARS.

338. GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE TOUR OF TEARS.

339. GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE TOUR OF TEARS.

340. GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE TOUR OF TEARS.

341. >> WHAT?

342. HA!

343. DID I WIN YET?

344. >> NO.

345. >> CATCH YOU LATER, EDDY.

346. HA HA!

347. >> OH, MY.

348. >> OH!

349. >> >> AW...

350. CAN I PLAY WITH HIM, DOUBLE D?

351. >> ED, DON'T TOUCH.

352. >> NOW DID I WIN?

353. >> WELL, YOU PASSED OUT ONE SECOND BEFORE ROLF, EDDY, SO

354. ROLF WON BY DEFAULT.

355. >> ONE LOUSY SECOND!

356. >> WOW.

357. COOL BADGE, ROLF.

358. >> LET ME SEE!

359. >> DUDE, YOU AREN'T WEARING THAT TO SCHOOL, ARE YOU?

360. >> DO NOT TOUCH THE BADGE,

361. SPREAD.

362. >> URBAN BONEHEAD.

363. >> BE SAD NOT, EDDY.

364. YOU WON A BADGE, TOO.

365. >> NO WAY!

366. >> YES, EDDY.

367. SOMETHING FOR YOUR EFFORT.

368. >> SUCKERS!

369. THEIR FACES?

370. >> HERE YOU GO.

371. THE CRYBABY BOO-HOO BADGE.

372. SEE?

373. THERE'S A LITTLE RATTLE ON IT.

374. >> OF ALL THE—LET ME AT HIM!

375. I'LL—NO!

376. >> OH, GOODNESS.

377. ED, I THINK EDDY DESERVES SOME REST.

378. YES?

379. >> I DON'T NEED NO STINKING REST.

380. OVER THE HEAD WITH.

381. >> YOU HEARD HIM, EDDIE.

382. REST IS BEST.

383. SO BE NO PEST, AND I'LL WEAR A VEST.

384. >> ONE LOUSY SECOND!

385. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

386. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

387. —www.ncicap.org—]

388. >> ED, EDD, AND EDDY!