Ed, Edd n Eddy 5x11

Directed by Danny Antonucci

After Eddy reads "Eddy is a no neck chump" on the wall, he goes undercover as "Carl" to find out who wrote that. While he's with the kids, he is surprised that they actually treat him with respect. Eddy decides to ditch Ed and Edd and hang with the other kids, but Edd is determined to get him back.

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1. >> BBBBBB-YEAH.

2. >> WOW!

3. ARE YOU GUYS BUZZ BOYS OR SOMETHING?

4. >> JONNY, QUICK!

5. OH, LOOK!

6. KEVIN'S BEING ATTACKED BY A RABID RAKE!

7. >> HOLY MACKEREL, PLANK!

8. KEVIN'S IN TROUBLE.

9. WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GEESE!

10. >> OH!

11. >> AH, TAKE THIS!

12. >> UNBELIEVABLE.

13. >> GERONIMO!

14. >> I'M ON TO YOU, DORKS.

15. TRY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL POUND YOU.

16. >> OH, FOR GOODNESS...

17. MY APOLOGIES ONCE AGAIN, KEVIN.

18. >> AAH!

19. WE'LL SAVE YOU, KEV.

20. >> ARE WE QUITE PLEASED WITH

21. OURSELVES, GENTLEMEN?

22. I'M SURE KEVIN'S PATIENCE WITH THIS RANDOM FOLIAGE FOLEY IS

23. WEARING THIN.

24. >> KEV'S A PHOEBE.

25. LET'S HIT HIM AGAIN, LUG NUT!

26. >> HIT HIM AGAIN!

27. HIT HIM AGAIN!

28. HIT HIM AGAIN!

29. HA HA HA!

30. I FORGOT WHAT I SAID!

31. HA HA HA HA!

32. >> LISTEN TO ROLF CAREFULLY.

33. A BRICK SHY OF A FULL LOAD, THAT BOY.

34. >> THAT'S ME.

35. >> YOU MUST GLANCE THE BOVINE HOOFS AT 3 PM.

36. NOT 2, 3.

37. WILLA WILL PROVIDE THE REFUSE.

38. VICTOR MUST PURGE, AND WATCH THE CHICKENS AS THEY DO NOT LIKE

39. TO BE SEPARATED EXCEPT FOR BRIDGET WHO PREFERS SOLITUDE.

40. >> I CAN DO THAT, ROLF, FOR I AM THE BEST JOB I CAN BE.

41. I CAN CHECK ON HOG...

42. >> OH, MUST GO NOW OR NANA WILL GIVE ROLF A

43. FOOT-BEATING LIKE NO OTHER!

44. >> BREAK LIKE THE WIND, ROLFY!

45. >> WHAT'S WITH ROLF'S VON-STUPID CLOTHES?

46. >> ROLF'S GOT TO GO TO A FAMILY REUNION, AND I, ED, AM

47. RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS MANY FURRY FRIENDS.

48. >> YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

49. >> OK, SOCK HEAD.

50. THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU HAVE SOME BIG-WORD SMART-GUY WAY FOR

51. US TO GET OUT OF THESE STUPID SITUATIONS.

52. GO FOR IT.

53. >> NOT THIS TIME, EDDY.

54. ED'S GIVEN ROLF HIS WORD, AND AS AS HIS FRIENDS, WE HAVE AN

55. OBLIGATION TO SUPPORT HIS DISCONNECTED DECISION AND DO OUR

56. PART.

57. >> DON'T WORRY, JIMMY.

58. JUST KEEP IT DRY, AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SCRATCH IT.

59. I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

60. ED!

61. YOU BETTER GET THESE ANIMALS OUT OF THIS HOUSE, MISTER, OR I'M

62. TELLING MOM!

63. >> OH, ANIMALS HERE ALL CRAMP IN MY RUMP, SISTER 'O MINE.

64. >> NO, STUPID HEAD!

65. >> NO, STUPID HEAD!

66. >> SARAH DOES HAVE A POINT, ED.

67. >> BUT DOUBLE D!

68. THEY ARE SO CUTE AND CUDDLY.

69. >> MY FAVORITE SHIRT SHOT!

70. THROW HIM OUT, EDD.

71. WHO NEEDS HIM?

72. >> INKY DINKY, STINKY YOU.

73. AAH!

74. >> ED, HUSH.

75. FOR GOODNESS SAKE, SARAH'S GOING TO HEAR YOU.

76. >> IT'S A 4-SAUSAGE FIRE, DOUBLE D.

77. EVERYBODY HOP ABOARD THE ED TRAIN.

78. >> ED!

79. JUST WATCHING TV, SARAH.

80. NOTHING'S GOING ON HERE.

81. SEE?

82. >> YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP, MISTER.

83. >> WE SURE FOOLED HER, HUH, GUYS?

84. HA HA HA HA!

85. HA HA HA HA!

86. >> HONESTLY, IF THIS IS HOW YOU'RE GONNA HELP, I MAY AS WELL

87. BE DOING THIS MYSELF.

88. MESSY, MESSY.

89. JUST LOOK AT THIS FILTH!

90. OUR 4-LEGGED GUESTS AREN'T GONNA CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES, YOU

91. KNOW?

92. >> SAY PARTY A-GO-GO!

93. >> HOT COCOA AND POTATO SALAD!

94. WHO'S WITH ME?

95. >> ED!

96. THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON HERE.

97. >> SHH.

98. >> A-HA!

99. >> A-HA!

100. >> OK, EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL!

101. UGH!

102. >> EDWARD, THIS CHARADE OF LIES IS IN DANGER OF ACCOUNTABILITY.

103. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER CARING FOR ROLF'S ANIMALS

104. ELSEWHERE?

105. >> HOLD THAT THINK!

106. HA HA HA!

107. >> THAT'S IT!

108. I'M BLOWING THIS BARN FEST.

109. >> EDDY, PLEASE!

110. >> ROLF HAS RETURNED.

111. >> HELLO, HE WHO RESEMBLES A SWOLLEN THUMB, ED BOY.

112. HELLO, EVERYONE.

113. ONCE AGAIN A FAMILY FRACAS HAS ENDED THE MIRTH OF ROLF'S FAMILY

114. GATHERING.

115. OH, WELL.

116. TIME TO GO, YES?

117. PLEASE PASS ON ROLF'S GRATITUDE TO THE LUCKY BOY.

118. GOOD-BYE.

119. >> WHO'S UP FOR SOME HOCKEY?

120. FOUR!

121. WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?

122. OH, I GET IT.

123. HIDE AND SEEK.

124. OK!

125. READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!

126. HELLO?

127. OK, FURRY FRIENDS.

128. YOU WIN.

129. COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!

130. >> UM, EXCUSE ME, ED, BUT IT SEEMS ROLF RETURNED UM, WELL,

131. EARLY, AND GATHERED HIS— >> YEAH, HE TOOK ALL HIS PESTS

132. AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO HIS DUMP.

133. >> SAY IT ISN'T SO!

134. COME BACK LITTLE ONES!

135. I MISS MY FURRY FRIENDS, GUYS.

136. >> NAH, YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT THEM, BLUBBER PUSS.

137. >> DON'T TALK TO ME.

138. >> EDDY, CAN'T YOU SEE ED HAS DEVELOPED A BOND OF FRIENDSHIP

139. WITH ROLF'S CREATURES?

140. WE OWE IT TO HELP HIM THROUGH

141. THIS DIFFICULT TIME OF SEPARATION.

142. >> WHAT, AGAIN?

143. HOW ABOUT MY DIFFICULT TIME OF HAVING YOU ON MY BACK THROUGH

144. THIS WHOLE SHOW!

145. HEY, I GOT AN IDEA OF A FRIEND WHO CAN HELP OLD SAD SACK HERE.

146. >> DO TELL, EDDY.

147. >> HUH?

148. WHAT I TELL YOU, ED?

149. IS HE FUZZY AND CUDDLY OR WHAT?

150. >> CAN I KEEP HIM, EDDY?

151. >> AH HA HA.

152. YES, VERY GOOD, EDDY.

153. I THINK YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT QUITE CLEAR.

154. OH, I'LL ADMIT I MAY HAVE BEEN A TAD OVERBEARING TODAY, BUT NOT

155. WITHOUT GOOD INTENTIONS AND CONCERN FOR ED'S STATE OF WELL—

156. >> HUG THE BUNNY.

157. HUG THE BUNNY.

158. OH, LOOK, HE LIKES ME, EDDY!

159. PURR LIKE A BUNNY.

160. PURR LIKE A BUNNY.

161. PURR LIKE A BUNNY.

162. >> RABBITS DON'T PURR, ED.

163. WAIT, DON'T LEAVE ME, EDDY!

164. >> NOT THIS TIME, SOCK HEAD!

165. I GOT AN OBLIGATION.

166. PET THE BUNNY!

167. ONLY 25 CENTS.

168. >> EDDY!

169. WHY, EDDY?

170. WHY, I ASK YOU?

171. YET ANOTHER DETENTION FOR YOU AND I.

172. IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL ACADEMIC GRADES FALL, MISTER!

173. >> YAH, LIGHTEN UP.

174. IT BUILDS CHARACTER, SOCK HEAD.

175. DID YOU SEE HOW BIG THAT THING GOT ON THE TEACHER'S HEAD WHEN

176. HE STARTED YELLING?

177. HA HA HA!

178. MAN, I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BUST.

179. >> THE TEACHER HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BE UPSET, EDDY.

180. WHY JUST THE ELECTRICAL REWIRING OF THAT CLASSROOM ALONE WILL

181. TAKE WEEKS.

182. >> AH HA HA HA!

183. YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE, SOCK HEAD.

184. >> AND DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON EDD'S FACE?

185. I ALMOST WET MY EYEBROW, GUYS.

186. CHUMP HERE SURE KNOWS FUNNY, BOY.

187. >> WHO YOU CALLING CHUMP?

188. OW!

189. >> LOOK.

190. "EDDY IS A NO NECK CHUMP!" CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

191. >> GOOD LORD!

192. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DEFACE A SANCTUM OF EDUCATION?

193. >> SOMEBODY WHO'S OUT TO RUIN MY GOOD NAME.

194. THAT'S WHO.

195. IT'S A SMEAR CAMPAIGN, I TELL YOU.

196. >> OH, COME NOW, EDDY.

197. THIS IS IN NO WAY A GREATER SCHEME TO RUIN YOUR REPUTATION.

198. WHY I THINK YOU'VE DONE A GOOD JOB OF THAT ON YOUR OWN.

199. ONE WELL-WORN SNEAKER, ONE KNIT SCARF...

200. ONE BROWN PENCIL CASE.

201. >> OH, BOY!

202. OH, BOY!

203. OH— >> WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME ARE YOU

204. DOING?

205. FILCHING FROM THE LOST AND FOUND?

206. HAS THIS WHOLE SCHOOL GONE MAD?

207. >> NOT ME, DOUBLE D.

208. I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE 'CAUSE CHUMPY, THE "NO NECK EDDY," HAS

209. A PLAN.

210. >> JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON THE JERK WHO WROTE THOSE

211. LIES!

212. WHY, I'LL— >> REPORT THEM TO THE SCHOOL

213. AUTHORITIES?

214. >> TOO EASY.

215. I'M GOING INCOGNITO, SOCK HEAD, WITH A SUPER DISGUISE.

216. I'LL CREATE AN ALTER EGO THAT'LL LET ME SCHMOOZE AND MINGLE AMONG

217. THOSE RATS WITHOUT THEM KNOWING IT'S ME!

218. AND THEN WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID IT, BAM!

219. HA HA HA HA!

220. NO PEEKING!

221. >> WELL, HE CERTAINLY HAS THE EGO.

222. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE DAYS, ED?

223. >> EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE, DOUBLE D.

224. >> HUH?

225. SO?

226. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

227. MY OWN MOTHER WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE ME.

228. >> EDDY, IT'S PAINFULLY OBVIOUS YOU'RE STILL YOU.

229. >> LOOK!

230. A NEW KID!

231. MY NAME IS ED, FRIEND.

232. WELL, IT'S JUST ED, NOT ED-FRIEND.

233. I AM ED, AND YOU ARE FRIEND, SO—

234. >> HOWDY, ED.

235. MY NAME'S UM...

236. CARL!

237. MY FAMILY JUST FLEW IN FROM ECUADOR.

238. >> EDDY'S GONNA LIKE YOU, CARL.

239. >> BINGO.

240. >> OH, EDDY!

241. COME AND MEET CARL, EDDY!

242. EDDY?

243. >> THIS ALPHABET "F" CONFOUNDS ROLF TO NO END!

244. PHOOEY!

245. ROLF WOULD NOT LINE WILFRED'S PEN WITH SUCH DRIBBLE.

246. >> HOWDY!

247. I'M NEW IN TOWN, AND...

248. WAS WONDERING IF— >> ROLF SHARES IN YOUR

249. AWKWARDNESS.

250. AS ROLF, TOO, IS A STRANGER IN THIS STRANGE LAND.

251. A SON OF A SHEPHERD CAST ADRIFT ON THE FAR DISTANT SHORE.

252. >> ROLF, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS NO NECK CHUMP?

253. >> THE SNAKE IN THE GRASS ED-BOY IS MISSING?

254. >> YUP.

255. IF YOU SEE HIM, BIND HIM WITH DUCT TAPE AS HE DOES NOT PLAY

256. WELL WITH OTHERS AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO DRIBBLE.

257. >> IS THIS SO?

258. >> DUDE, GOOD HANDS!

259. COME ON!

260. WE NEED A RECEIVER, MAN.

261. >> ME?

262. A RECEIVER?

263. >> YOU MUST BE NEW, DUDE.

264. THE NAME'S KEVIN.

265. >> MY NAME'S CARL.

266. >> MY NAME'S JONNY, AND THIS HERE'S MY BUDDY PLANK.

267. WE'RE PLAYING HOCKEY, AND YOU CAN BE SHORT STOP!

268. >> DON'T LISTEN TO CLUELESS, CARL.

269. SO, YOU GOOD FOR SOME EXTRA YARDS AFTER THAT CATCH, BRO?

270. >> PLANK SAYS WE NEED TO BREAK THE NEW KID IN.

271. >> RIGHT.

272. DOG PILE ON THE NEW KID!

273. RIGHTEOUS!

274. >> YEAH!

275. >> PILE ON THE NEW KID!

276. >> DID YOU HEAR MY BACK CRACK?

277. >> ISN'T THIS FUN?

278. HI, I'M NAZZ.

279. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

280. >> UM...

281. I FORGET.

282. NO, WAIT.

283. I'M CARL...

284. YEAH.

285. >> HEY, PULL!

286. I HAVE LOST MY EDDY.

287. >> AAH!

288. >> TRIP YOU MIGHT OVER HIM AS HE IS SHORT AND SQUIRRELS LIKE TO

289. PELT HIM WITH NUTS.

290. >> MY WISH HAS COME TRUE, SARAH.

291. EDDY'S DISAPPEARED.

292. >> GOOD RIDDANCE!

293. >> SO, KEVIN, WHO IS THIS GOOD-LOOKING EDDY KID ANYWAY?

294. >> DON'T SWEAT IT, CARL.

295. A DORK!

296. >> THANKS, GUY.

297. >> WATCH ME, CARL!

298. ONE POTATO, 2 POTATO, 3 POTATO, 4.

299. IT'S A HOME RUN, BUDDY!

300. >> CARL, HELP ME LUMP THIS GUY.

301. >> WELL, CARL, HAVE YOU FOUND THIS PERPETRATOR OF YOUR SMEAR

302. CAMPAIGN YET?

303. >> DOUBLE D, SOMETHING'S REALLY MESSED UP HERE.

304. THEY'RE ALL BEING NICE.

305. TOO NICE.

306. FEELS LIKE THEY'RE SETTING ME UP FOR SOMETHING.

307. >> AS FOREIGN AS IT MAY SOUND TO YOU, IT'S CALLED ACCEPTANCE,

308. CARL.

309. UNLIKE EDDY, CARL HAS DONE NOTHING TO OSTRACIZE HIMSELF

310. FROM THE GROUP DYNAMIC.

311. CARL HAS A CLEAN SLATE, IF YOU WILL.

312. >> NO FOOLIN'?

313. >> HAVE YOU SEEN MY EDDY?

314. HIS TURN ONS ARE FULL-LENGTH MIRRORS, GREASY HAIR PRODUCTS,

315. AND YELLING.

316. LOTS OF YELLING!

317. >> HE LOOKS LIKE A LOSER TO ME.

318. >> BUT THAT LOSER IS YOU, EDDY.

319. >> NOT ANYMORE, KID.

320. THAT DORK'S HIT THE TRAIL.

321. FROM NOW ON, IT'S THE GOOD LIFE WITH CARL, KID.

322. THAT'S ME; NICE GUY.

323. >> BUT EDDY, THERE IS NO CARL!

324. >> WHOA, CARLSTER.

325. YOU KNOW THESE 2 DORKS?

326. >> NOT LIKELY, FRIEND.

327. I WOULDN'T HANG WITH THESE WASHOUTS IF THEY WERE THE LAST 2

328. DORKS ON EARTH.

329. >> HA HA HA!

330. RIGHT ON!

331. YOU'RE AWESOME, MAN.

332. >> WELL, I NEVER.

333. OF ALL THE NO-GOOD— ED, EDDY'S TOSSED US ASIDE.

334. THE SHALLOW ALLURE OF THE IN-CROWD.

335. >> I MISS MY EDDY, DOUBLE D.

336. >> WORRY NOT, DEAR ED.

337. I HAVE A SUSPICION EDDY WILL BE BACK SOONER THAN HE THINKS.

338. >> HA HA.

339. NO, REALLY.

340. SO THEN I SMOOTHED THE TEACHER OVER AND GAVE HIM PROPS ON HIS

341. TOUPEE, AND THE GUY GIVES ME A "B" ON THE QUIZ.

342. I SWEAR!

343. >> HA HA HA!

344. HA HA HA!

345. GOOD ONE, KEV.

346. >> "CARL IS A NONECK CHUMP!"

347. >> HEY, CARL, IS SOMETHING THE MATTER, DUDE?

348. >> HEY, CARL!

349. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

350. >> SOMEWHERE, MY EDDY IS COLD AND ALONE AND WILL SOON HAVE TO

351. RESORT TO HAVING TO EAT HIS OWN BODY PARTS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE,

352. DOUBLE D.

353. >> PERHAPS A REST FROM TELEVISION TONIGHT, YES, ED?

354. >> THEY THINK THEY CAN PUT ONE OVER ON ME?

355. GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD, BABY.

356. A-HA!

357. WAIT'LL THEY MEET ME.

358. HEY, KIDS, I'M FRESH TO THIS SCHOOL.

359. I'M HUGO.

360. WHAT'S UP?

361. >> HUH?

362. HUGO?

363. THAT HUGO.

364. WHAT A NO NECK CHUMP.

365. HI, I'M SUZETTE AND JUST STARTED HERE.

366. >> MAN, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE NEW KIDS?

367. >> KIND OF NICE.

368. THE MORE, THE MERRIER.

369. >> I BET THEY'RE GONNA TAKE OVER AND GET US EXPELLED.

370. >> DO YOU THINK, SARAH?

371. >> JONNY'S AN IDIOT, JIMMY.

372. >> SAY, WHOSE AWESOME HANDWRITING IS THIS?

373. IT'S SO SMART AND NEATO.

374. I BET IT WAS THE CUTE GUY IN THE RED HAT.

375. >> NICE TO MEET YOU, DORK ED.

376. MAN, YOU'RE SO DESPERATE.

377. >> OH, YEAH?

378. THINK I CARE?

379. WHO NEEDS YOU.

380. GO ON, BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT.

381. I'M BULLET PROOF, BABY.

382. >> TROUBLE IN PARADISE, EDDY?

383. OR SHOULD I SAY CARL?

384. HUGO?

385. OR IS IT SUZETTE?

386. >> MY EDDY!

387. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MISTER?

388. I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU.

389. >> FRIENDSHIP RESTORED.

390. THANK GOODNESS FOR WATER-SOLUBLE MARKERS.

391. >> AND HE'S GOT BIG HAIR.

392. WAIT TILL YOU MEET CARL, EDDY.

393. HE'S FROM ECUADOR.

394. FANCY.

395. >> YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE, ED.

396. >> "ED, EDD, N EDDY!" >> BBBBBB-YEAH.

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