1. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
2. BBBB... YEAH!Copy !req
3. WHATSITS, OK?Copy !req
4. YOU'VE GOT IT, MAY.Copy !req
5. YEAH, WE'LL MAKE YOU
AND A HALF.Copy !req
6. LET'S START WITH KETCHUP
FOR THAT HOMELY COMPLEXION.Copy !req
7. AND COLD CUTS'LL GET RID
UNDER YOUR EYES.Copy !req
8. ONE EGG FOR
WHO KNOWS WHAT.Copy !req
9. SMELL OF SUCCESS.Copy !req
10. MASSAGE GENTLY.Copy !req
11. PRETTY ALREADY!Copy !req
12. A QUICK BLOW-DRY.Copy !req
13. AND...Copy !req
14. Lee and Maria:
READY OR NOT,Copy !req
15. YOU'RE HOT TO TROT!Copy !req
16. I'M UGLY!Copy !req
17. SO, WHAT ELSE
IS NEW?Copy !req
18. HEY!Copy !req
19. MY NATURAL GOOD LOOKS!Copy !req
20. SHE'S DELUSIONAL.
I SAY WE RUSH HER.Copy !req
21. AAH!Copy !req
22. SHE'S DOING NOW.Copy !req
23. AND MADE YOU QUEEN?Copy !req
24. AH, SHE'S
JUST BAWLING.Copy !req
25. LITTLE BABY CRY.Copy !req
26. HA HA! OW!Copy !req
27. NOW MY MAN'S GONNA THINK
I'M A COOTIE TRAP.Copy !req
28. WHAT DO YOU CARE?
YOU'VE GOT A GREAT
PERSONALITY.Copy !req
29. BESIDES,
WHEN YOU'VE GOT US?Copy !req
30. Ed: OOH, OOH,
LOOK, DOUBLE D!Copy !req
31. ART!Copy !req
32. I CALL THIS ONE,
"TO NOODLE OR
NOT TO NOODLE."Copy !req
33. I WILL CALL,Copy !req
34. "NO MORE FOR ME,
THANKS.Copy !req
35. I AM A RUSSIAN."Copy !req
36. WELL, MACARONI ARTCopy !req
37. CREATIVE SIDE, ED.Copy !req
38. YEAH, JUST LIKECopy !req
39. FOR DOUBLE D'S
ARTS AND CRAFTS FAIR!Copy !req
40. TWO WORDS,Copy !req
41. LAME. "O."Copy !req
42. A FOOL'S BOLT IS
SOON SHOT, EDDY.Copy !req
43. IT ISCopy !req
44. ONE'S CURIOSITY.Copy !req
45. ISN'T DELIGHTFUL?Copy !req
46. I'M STILL STUCK ON
THAT FOOL'S BOLT LINE.Copy !req
47. Ed: WHOOPS!
UH, GUYS?Copy !req
48. TO THE TABLE!Copy !req
49. OH, ED.Copy !req
50. HIYA, ED!Copy !req
51. WELL, THAT'S IT FOR ME!Copy !req
52. Lee and Maria:
YOU'RE COMING WITH US!Copy !req
53. OKEY-DOKEY, LADIES!Copy !req
54. UM, SEE YA, GUYS!Copy !req
55. I'M SURE TO GET.Copy !req
56. YEP, I HAVE
SEEN BETTER DAYS.Copy !req
57. DID YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
58. I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
YOU SEE SOMETHING?Copy !req
59. 'CAUSE I DIDN'T.
KANKERS? WHAT KANKERS?Copy !req
60. WE'VE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING, EDDY.
ED NEEDS OUR HELP!Copy !req
61. OH, THE HORROR!Copy !req
62. HAVE PLANNED!Copy !req
63. JUST DENY EVERYTHING,
DOUBLE D.Copy !req
64. YOU'LL LIVE LONGER!Copy !req
65. SISSY BUTTERFLY THINGS?Copy !req
66. HELP?Copy !req
67. OF COURSE! HELP!Copy !req
68. THERE'S POWER
IN NUMBERS, EDDY!Copy !req
69. HURRY!Copy !req
70. ROLF!Copy !req
71. ED!Copy !req
72. TROUBLE!Copy !req
73. KANKER SISTERS!Copy !req
74. PLEASE!Copy !req
75. ROLF, YOU MUST
HELP US.Copy !req
76. CUL-DE-SACCopy !req
77. HAS BEEN BREACHED.Copy !req
78. KANKER SISTERS.Copy !req
79. IS THAT SO,Copy !req
80. AT THE TIP
OF A HAT?Copy !req
81. OF TREE SAP?Copy !req
82. OH!Copy !req
83. FEAR NOT,Copy !req
84. HAMMERHEAD BOY.Copy !req
85. THOUGHT, HOUDINI.Copy !req
86. URBAN RANGERS?Copy !req
87. I HATE THEM.Copy !req
88. URBAN RANGERS!Copy !req
89. OH!Copy !req
90. BELL THE CAT,Copy !req
91. BY THE HORN,Copy !req
92. IN HIS DEN,Copy !req
93. THE CANNON'S MOUTH,Copy !req
94. AND WATER,Copy !req
95. AND FACE THE MUSIC.Copy !req
96. IS NO BADGE.Copy !req
97. NO BADGE!Copy !req
98. ROTTEN IN DENMARK!Copy !req
99. DON'T LOOK AT ME!Copy !req
100. THIS DEED WITH THE...Copy !req
101. PEWTER MEDALLION!Copy !req
102. OOH!
PEWTER!Copy !req
103. OH, COME ON!Copy !req
104. SO FULL OF YOURSELVES.Copy !req
105. I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVENCopy !req
106. YOU STUPID HAS-BEENS.Copy !req
107. URBAN RANGERS?Copy !req
108. SO SORRY, ED BOY,Copy !req
109. URBAN RANGERS ONLY.Copy !req
110. OOPS! WRONG FLOOR.Copy !req
111. PLEASE, ROLF,
LET US JOIN YOU.Copy !req
112. ED'S OUR FRIEND!Copy !req
113. RANGERS, RETREAT!Copy !req
114. URBAN RANGER DEED,Copy !req
115. INTO RANGERHOOD.Copy !req
116. RANGER JONNY!Copy !req
117. DOUBLE D AND EDDY,Copy !req
118. DO YOU VOW TOCopy !req
119. OR FACE 100 SMACKS
WITH A WET NOODLE?Copy !req
120. AND SWEAR!Copy !req
121. I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR.Copy !req
122. SHEESH.Copy !req
123. DO IT FOR ED, EDDY.Copy !req
124. I'D SWEAR,
WON'T LET ME.Copy !req
125. Ed: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME,
SHE-WOLF OF BADNESS?Copy !req
126. SET ME FREE AND I, UM,Copy !req
127. MY MACARONI ART!Copy !req
128. THAT BEGS.Copy !req
129. OH, MAY,Copy !req
130. FOR YOU.Copy !req
131. A BIG AND DUMB ONE!Copy !req
132. I STILL AIN'T
TALKING TO YOU TWO.Copy !req
133. HA! YOU JUST DID,
BONEHEAD.Copy !req
134. TAKE A LOOK, MAY!Copy !req
135. IT'S MY BOYFRIEND!Copy !req
136. Ed: OH, HELP ME!Copy !req
137. AND TO THINK,
I ALMOST MISSED THIS!Copy !req
138. COME, URBAN RANGERS,
AS DESTINY CALLS!Copy !req
139. OK, MAY.
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.Copy !req
140. LET HIM
HAVE IT, MAY!Copy !req
141. YEAH, SHOW HIM
YOU CARE.Copy !req
142. YOU'RE MINE,
FOREVER MORE!Copy !req
143. WAIT!Copy !req
144. HE'S MY LITTLE
POOKIE BEAR.Copy !req
145. NOT POOKIE BEAR!Copy !req
146. I AM ED!Copy !req
147. HELP ME, GUYS!Copy !req
148. SHE'S GOING TO—Copy !req
149. UGH!Copy !req
150. AHEM!
WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS!Copy !req
151. SEARING GRILL.Copy !req
152. EVER RESTORE ITS LUSTER?Copy !req
153. A PROBLEM, YOU SAY?Copy !req
154. NEVER!Copy !req
155. ONCE AGAIN.Copy !req
156. FOR REAL?Copy !req
157. REAL OR NOT,Copy !req
158. THAT GUY'S
WEARING A UNIFORM.Copy !req
159. DREAMY!Copy !req
160. GET YOU 5 TO 10,
YOU ANIMAL, YOU.Copy !req
161. HURRY UP, MAY!Copy !req
162. THERE'S A GUY IN UNIFORM
CLEANING OUR BARBECUE!Copy !req
163. WHAT DO I CARE?Copy !req
164. I'VE GOT A MAN.Copy !req
165. PSST!
FRET NOT, ED.Copy !req
166. HAVE ARRIVED!Copy !req
167. HOORAY!Copy !req
168. WHAT A MAN!Copy !req
169. WE CAN'T HELP YOU
IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET, SILLY.Copy !req
170. HELP?Copy !req
171. GOOD IDEA!Copy !req
172. SHUT IT, OR I'LL
A PINCH!Copy !req
173. OH, I KNOW!Copy !req
174. I CAN DISTRACT THEM,
AND YOU GUYS GO FOR HELP!Copy !req
175. WE ARE THE HELP,
ED!Copy !req
176. HUH?
HUH?
HUH?Copy !req
177. HEY!Copy !req
178. Ed: HEY, GUYS, YOU WEREN'T
SUPPOSED TO GET CAUGHT.Copy !req
179. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
180. THIS GUY'S.Copy !req
181. THERE WAS A SALE,
WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?Copy !req
182. RANGERS, IMPLEMENT
EVASIVE MANEUVER!Copy !req
183. CODE YELLOW.Copy !req
184. STAY STILL,
AS THEY CAN SMELL FEAR.Copy !req
185. GET A SHOVEL, MAY.Copy !req
186. LOOKS LIKE WE'LL
HAVE TO BURY 'EM.Copy !req
187. FORGET IT!Copy !req
188. NEEDS SOME LOVIN'.Copy !req
189. HEY, WAIT!Copy !req
190. ARE FAKING.Copy !req
191. I'M GONNA
WET MY PANTS.Copy !req
192. BUSTED!Copy !req
193. LET'S GO.Copy !req
194. NO!Copy !req
195. I SAID, LET'S GO!Copy !req
196. NOT WITHOUT OUR ED.Copy !req
197. IF WE GET CAUGHT,
YOU'RE GONNA GET THIS
UP THE SCHNOZZOLA.Copy !req
198. THANK YOU, EDDY.Copy !req
199. THAT'S NO WAY TO CHECK
IF THEY'RE DEAD.Copy !req
200. STARE AT 'EM.Copy !req
201. BOY, I HOPE YOUR SKIN
HASN'T ABSORBED THE INKCopy !req
202. FROM THOSE PENS, ED.Copy !req
203. COULD BE TROUBLE, MISTER!Copy !req
204. DIDN'T YOU MISS ME,
DOUBLE D?Copy !req
205. OF COURSE WE DID, ED.
DON'T BE SILLY.Copy !req
206. TURN AROUND, PLEASE.Copy !req
207. WATCH MY BANDAGE,
DOUBLE D.Copy !req
208. ED! DID THOSE
KANKERS HURT YOU?Copy !req
209. NAH. I DID THAT
LAST WEEK.Copy !req
210. LET ME HAVE A LOOK, ED.Copy !req
211. BY NOW.Copy !req
212. IS THAT A COOKIE?Copy !req
213. Ed: YEP!Copy !req
214. I SAVED IT!Copy !req
215. DISGUSTING, IRRATIONAL...Copy !req
216. IT'S NICE
TO HAVE YOU BACK, ED.Copy !req
217. BADGE!Copy !req
218. AT LEAST THEY TRIED,
EDDY.Copy !req
219. QUACK!Copy !req
220. AND TO THINK,Copy !req
221. Ed: OK, I AM
OFF AGAIN!Copy !req
222. I AM SURE I'LL GET.Copy !req
223. KISS YOUR FRIEND GOOD-BYE,Copy !req
224. SHALL BE AVENGED!Copy !req
225. COWARDS!Copy !req
226. OH, DEAR!Copy !req
227. THAT'S IT,
I'M DONE.Copy !req
228. BUT, EDDY!Copy !req
229. ROLF, WAIT!
TAKE EDDY INSTEAD!Copy !req
230. EEK! AAH!Copy !req
231. AAH! OOH!Copy !req
232. KINDA RUNNING ON EMPTY,
AREN'T YA, JONNY?Copy !req
233. YEP.
I'M POOPED, EDDY.Copy !req
234. WELL, IT'S YOUR
LUCKY DAY, JONNY BOY.Copy !req
235. WHY, WE AT ED'S BEDSCopy !req
236. FOR ALL YOUR SLEEP NEEDS.Copy !req
237. ONE-TIME LOW PRICE.Copy !req
238. BEDS?Copy !req
239. THAT'S CORRECT,
JONNY.Copy !req
240. OF EDDY'S VERY OWNCopy !req
241. THEY'LL NEVER KNOW THEY'RE
PAINT.Copy !req
242. ED BOYS!Copy !req
243. ROLF'S TAILBONE.Copy !req
244. SLUMBER FLIMFLAMMERY?Copy !req
245. WHAT'S IT TO YA?Copy !req
246. RETURN ROLF'S MONEY!Copy !req
247. AY-EE.Copy !req
248. MOMMY!Copy !req
249. OW!Copy !req
250. OF ALL THE ROTTEN,
NO GOOD...Copy !req
251. HOW'S A GUY SUPPOSEDCopy !req
252. ALL THE MONEY HE SUCKERS?Copy !req
253. HEY!Copy !req
254. HMM.Copy !req
255. DOUBLE D!Copy !req
256. UM, ED?Copy !req
257. GUYS?Copy !req
258. STAY CALM, EDDY.Copy !req
259. THINK, THINK.Copy !req
260. I KNOW! I'LL HIDE IT!Copy !req
261. DON'T GO AWAY, NOW.Copy !req
262. HEY, GUYS!Copy !req
263. HMM...Copy !req
264. I FOUND A LUCKY QUARTER.Copy !req
265. JEEPERS.Copy !req
266. YOU'RE A TOUGH NUT
TO CRACK.Copy !req
267. WITH YOUR TUSHY,
MR. YUM YUM.Copy !req
268. I'LL GO GET SOME MUSCLE.Copy !req
269. SARAH!Copy !req
270. FORGOT HIS STUFFED RAT.Copy !req
271. WHOA.Copy !req
272. COOL.Copy !req
273. HUH?Copy !req
274. OUCH.Copy !req
275. TOUGH GUY, HUH?Copy !req
276. MAN, THAT BITES.Copy !req
277. HMM...Copy !req
278. HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
279. I'LL BE BACK.Copy !req
280. ROLF'S HOT-WATER SACK?Copy !req
281. ON THE PAVED FOOTPATH?Copy !req
282. A GIFT FROM THE GODS.Copy !req
283. FROM WHERE I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
284. BY ROLF'S SHOE!Copy !req
285. HAD ENOUGH?Copy !req
286. NO?Copy !req
287. IS MORE YOUR VOCATION.Copy !req
288. IS THIS A TEST?Copy !req
289. TELL ME,
LOST LITTLE RED CENT,Copy !req
290. 3-SHOE BEATING?Copy !req
291. TAKE THIS!Copy !req
292. TAKE THAT!Copy !req
293. ONE FOR THE ROAD!Copy !req
294. I'M TELLIN' YA,
IT'S JUST STUCK THERECopy !req
295. HARD AS A ROCK.Copy !req
296. WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
297. Ed: LOOK, A SHOE!Copy !req
298. IT'LL FIT ME?Copy !req
299. FORGET THE SHOE.
IT'S THE QUARTER I WANT.Copy !req
300. AT WHICH POINT,Copy !req
301. ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER.Copy !req
302. IN YOUR DREAMS.Copy !req
303. FINDERS, KEEPERS.Copy !req
304. LOSERS, WEEPERS.Copy !req
305. NICE HEAD,
HUH, EDDY?Copy !req
306. GIVE ME BACK MY SHOE.Copy !req
307. HMM...Copy !req
308. Ed: NICE SHOE!Copy !req
309. GET OUT
OF HERE, ED!Copy !req
310. DON'T TOUCH ME!Copy !req
311. Ed: TWO OF A FEATHER
STINK TOGETHER, EDDY!Copy !req
312. SOME QUIET, PLEASE?Copy !req
313. OF THIS INSULAR 25-CENT
PIECE IS BEYOND ME.Copy !req
314. LET GO, YOU IDIOT!Copy !req
315. AIN'T YOU DONE YET?Copy !req
316. OUT OF THE WAY,
DORKY.Copy !req
317. YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
318. LOOK OUT!Copy !req
319. SEE? THAT'S MY
LUCKY QUARTER,
SARAH.Copy !req
320. GET AWAY FROM THERE!Copy !req
321. WHOA!Copy !req
322. AAH!Copy !req
323. AAH!Copy !req
324. THIS TIME,
ROLF WILL BE SERIOUS.Copy !req
325. IT'S MINE!Copy !req
326. I FOUND THE QUARTER!Copy !req
327. SAVE YOUR BREATH,
LOSERS.Copy !req
328. THAT'S MY QUARTER.Copy !req
329. TAKE A HIKE.Copy !req
330. QUARTER FIRST.Copy !req
331. I FOUND THIS SHOE!Copy !req
332. SHOES FOR THE TAKING,
DOUBLE D!Copy !req
333. MY QUARTER!Copy !req
334. YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE!Copy !req
335. PEOPLE!Copy !req
336. TO EVERYONE'S DILEMMA.Copy !req
337. HEY, EVERYBODY,
LET'S BE NICE.Copy !req
338. SHUSH! DOUBLE D'SCopy !req
339. SOIL YOUR MACAROON!Copy !req
340. ROLF'S BACK—
IT HAS BEEN HEALED!Copy !req
341. THANK YOU, KEVIN!Copy !req
342. BUT YOU ARE A NINCOMPOOP,
AS THE COIN IS MINE!Copy !req
343. HEY, LAY OFF,
IT'S MINE!Copy !req
344. DUDE.Copy !req
345. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
BLOW OUR HEADS OFF?Copy !req
346. CRUDE, YET EFFECTIVE.Copy !req
347. LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE?Copy !req
348. AND CIVIL MANNER.Copy !req
349. OF FOUND LEGAL TENDER.Copy !req
350. AND I'M FIRST
IN LINE!Copy !req
351. THIS STINKS!
I SAW IT FIRST!Copy !req
352. IT'S MY QUARTER!Copy !req
353. IF YOU SMELT IT,
YOU DEALT IT, EDDY.Copy !req
354. GO ON, JIMMY!
YOU SHOW 'EM!Copy !req
355. WILL PEEL OFF THAT PUPPY.Copy !req
356. GOOD LUCK, JIMMY!Copy !req
357. OWIE!
JIMMY!Copy !req
358. EYELASHES AIN'T
THAT THING CURLS!Copy !req
359. MY TURN,
MY TURN, MY TURN!Copy !req
360. OK, WAIT, I'LL JUST...Copy !req
361. OUT OF MY WAY!Copy !req
362. OH, NO!Copy !req
363. WITH HER BIG MOUTH!Copy !req
364. HEY, SARAH!
I CAN SEE YOUR UNDIES!Copy !req
365. HA HA HA,
NICE ONE!Copy !req
366. KISS YOUR DREAMS GOOD-BYE,
'CAUSE IT'S MINE.Copy !req
367. WEASEL IN THE HENHOUSE,
ED BOY?Copy !req
368. OF HIS FRONTMOST POSITION?Copy !req
369. FRONT? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
370. THE FRONT'S THAT WAY.Copy !req
371. YEAH!Copy !req
372. I'VE BEENCopy !req
373. AND IF YOUCopy !req
374. MY BIKE!Copy !req
375. AHA! MY TURN!Copy !req
376. ROLF IS NEXT!Copy !req
377. YAY, ROLF!Copy !req
378. YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE REST,
NOW THE BEST WILL MAKE A MESS!Copy !req
379. AY! ROLF'S BACK
IS CRICKED YET AGAIN.Copy !req
380. MY TURN!Copy !req
381. WELL, THAT CAN'T BE GOOD
FOR ROLF'S BACK.Copy !req
382. THE LIGHT DOESN'T GET
ANY GREENER, DOUBLE D.Copy !req
383. YOU'RE AS GOOD AS SPENTCopy !req
384. WITH MY SHOVEL OF DOOM!Copy !req
385. AAH!Copy !req
386. OK, WAIT.
I GOT IT!Copy !req
387. THIS TIME FOR REAL.Copy !req
388. EDDY, THIS IS
OBVIOUSLY NOT WORKING.Copy !req
389. LOOK AT IT,
DOUBLE D!Copy !req
390. IT'S JUST BEGGING US
TO TAKE IT.Copy !req
391. COME ON, YOU MUST HAVE THOUGHT
OF A WAY TO GET IT BY NOW.Copy !req
392. WELL, YES, I HAVE GIVEN
IT SOME THOUGHT.Copy !req
393. I KNEW IT!Copy !req
394. AND THEY'RE ALL HERE,Copy !req
395. QUARTER REMOVAL.Copy !req
396. THESE ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?Copy !req
397. WE'LL NEED
MANY SUPPLIES.Copy !req
398. OF COURSE,
I'LL NEED HELP IN
SETTING THE GROUNDWORK.Copy !req
399. OH, ED!Copy !req
400. STAY!Copy !req
401. WAIT UP, DOUBLE D!Copy !req
402. LET'S CHECK
AND SEE, PLANK.Copy !req
403. LOOK!
IT'S STILL HERE.Copy !req
404. AND YOU WERE RIGHT!Copy !req
405. UNDER THE QUARTER.Copy !req
406. AGE, HUH, BUDDY?Copy !req
407. IS THAT JONNY?
HELLO, JONNY!Copy !req
408. YUM, YUM,
BUBBLE GUM!Copy !req
409. GUM? IT WAS JUST
A WAD OF—Copy !req
410. HEY! GET BACK HERE
WITH MY QUARTER,
MELONHEAD!Copy !req
411. I'VE HEARD
THEIR FOOD, BUT GUM?Copy !req
412. I MEAN, THAT'S JUST
PLAIN KOOKY.Copy !req
413. OH,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.Copy !req
414. ED, COULD I PLEASE
HAVE MY SHOES BACK?Copy !req
415. YOU SNOOZE,
YOU LOSE, DOUBLE D!Copy !req
416. HEY!
GIVE ME MY SHOES!Copy !req
417. AND YOU AIN'T GOT
NO SOLE?Copy !req
418. Edd and Eddy: ED!Copy !req
419. ED, EDD N EDDY.Copy !req
420. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
421. —www.ncicap.org—Copy !req