Ed, Edd n Eddy 4x19

Directed by Danny Antonucci

The Kanker sisters are combing the cul-de-sac for a missing heirloom when Edd and Eddy discover that it's stuck on Ed's finger.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

2. BL-BL-BL-BL-YEAH.

3. - WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

4. - SOMEBODY'S IN THE KITCHEN, LEE!

5. - AHA!

6. HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?

7. - YEAH! WE AIN'T DONE WITH YOU YET!

8. - TYPICAL.

9. WHOEVER IT WAS SURE IS A SLOB.

10. - WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GOOD ONES THAT GET AWAY?

11. - THAT CRUMB AIN'T WORTH SHEDDING TEARS OVER, MARIE.

12. - YEAH. HIS LOSS.

13. IT'S GONNA TAKE MAY FOREVER TO CLEAN THIS MESS.

14. - HEH HEH. MAY. GOOD ONE. HEH HEH HEH.

15. - HOLY TOLEDO! - HOLY TOLEDO!

16. - WAIT! LET ME!

17. LET GO!

18. - NO! IT'S MINE!

19. - I GOT IT!

20. - BACK OFF!

21. - ENOUGH ALREADY!

22. SOMEBODY SHANGHAIED OUR SHIP INNA BOTTLE!

23. - IT'S OUR FAMILY HEIRLOOM.

24. WE USED TO PLAY WITH IT ON BATH NIGHT

25. IN THE OLD HOMESTEAD.

26. - I SAY WE CALL THE COPS!

27. - WHAT NUMBER DO YOU DIAL FOR 911?

28. - NO COPS.

29. I SAY WE PAY OUR NEIGHBORS A LITTLE VISIT

30. AND FIND OUR BOTTLE KANKER STYLE.

31. HEH HEH HEH.

32. - ROLF'S GIANT WIENER WILL FETCH A PRETTY PENNY AT THE MARKET, YES, VICTOR?

33. HUH? VICTOR?

34. WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED?

35. HAVE MERCY ON OUR MISERABLE SOULS!

36. - I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO YOU.

37. - HA HA HA!

38. - SLEEPWALKING AGAIN?

39. UH, WE'LL HAVE THAT VACATED ASAP, KEVIN.

40. - LUCKY FOR YOU DORKS I GOT CHORES TO DO,

41. OR I WOULD HAVE HAD TO POUND YOU.

42. - OH, ED. ED.

43. RISE AND SHINE, SLEEPYHEAD.

44. - PRIVATE DO NOT ENTER IS READY FOR DUTY, CHIEF!

45. - ED, YOU SEEM TO HAVE GARNERED A MEMENTO

46. FROM YOUR SLUMBERED STROLL.

47. - I DID?

48. - AIN'T YOU CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE?

49. IT'S JUNK.

50. GET RID OF IT.

51. - IT LIKES ME, EDDY.

52. - INANIMATE OBJECTS DON'T LIKE, ED.

53. - HMM?

54. - JUST AS I SUSPECTED, EDDY.

55. - ED'S SWOLLEN FINGER WILL THWART ANY ATTEMPT

56. AT REMOVING THIS BOTTLE.

57. - WELL, I'LL GIVE IT A THWART.

58. - WHAT'S THEIR PROBLEM?

59. - IT'S A KANKER HISSY FIT!

60. - AAH!

61. - GET AWAY FROM ME! AAH!

62. JIMMY!

63. - IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!

64. - MAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF, CURLICUE,

65. AND COUGH IT UP.

66. - LET'S JUST FIND IT THE HARD WAY, LEE.

67. - COUGH? HARD WAY?

68. - UGH! LET GO OF IT, STUPID!

69. - IT'S A FIGHTER, EDDY!

70. - IF I MIGHT MAKE A SUGGESTION...

71. - IT'S UNDER CONTROL! BACK OFF!

72. - BUT, EDDY, THIS IS SIMPLE.

73. - I SAID IT'S UNDER CONTROL!

74. AAH!

75. OW!

76. - EDDY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

77. - HA HA! ONE BOTTLE, HOLD ED'S FINGER.

78. WHAT THE—

79. - EDDY, WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER

80. IF WE JUST DABBED A LITTLE SOAP ON ED'S FINGER AND—

81. - SOAP!

82. YUCK! FRESH! GAH! NASTY!

83. NO SOAP!

84. AAH!

85. - GET BACK HERE!

86. - UH, PARDON US, KEVIN.

87. - IF I SEE YOU ONE MORE TIME, I'LL—

88. DORKS.

89. - BAD SOAP. EVIL SOAP.

90. SLIPPERY, SUDSY, SCARY SOAP.

91. - OK, ED. YOU WIN.

92. - SEE? SOAP'S GONE.

93. - WELL, TECHNICALLY, YOU JUST MOVED IT BEHIND MY—

94. - HUH?

95. - COME HERE, YOU!

96. - AAH! AAH! AAH!

97. - LET GO! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

98. SOAP HIM! SOAP HIM!

99. - NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD.

100. - COME ON!

101. WAIT!

102. HE'S PUTTY IN MY HANDS.

103. SOAP HIM! SOAP!

104. AAH! OOH!

105. - I DISPENSE WITH YOU,

106. DISGUSTING DETERGENT OF THE DEEP,

107. FOR I, ED, CAN REMOVE THE BOTTLE WITH STICKY TAPE.

108. - STICKY TAPE?

109. - STICK?

110. YOU'RE ALREADY STUCK, NUMSKULL.

111. - AND YOUR POINT IS?

112. - THIS IS STUPID.

113. - ED MAY HAVE SOMETHING, EDDY.

114. NOTHING VENTURED, NOTHING GAINED, YOU KNOW.

115. - JUST FOLLOW MY SMELL, BUCKO.

116. - I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!

117. - CRAZY, MAN, CRAZY!

118. - RUN FOR THE HILLS, PLANK!

119. - HELLO?

120. - ED, WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN MORE POLITE

121. TO KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING YOUR SISTER'S ROOM?

122. - SHH. I'M IN THE ZONE, DOUBLE D.

123. STICKY TAPE!

124. - ED!

125. GET OUT OF MY ROOM NOW!

126. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HIDING OVER HERE?

127. - CAN WE GET RID OF THIS BOTTLE OR WHAT?

128. - AND WHERE EXACTLY ARE WE GOING NOW, EDDY?

129. - YOUR PLACE. WHERE ELSE?

130. - I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO—

131. HUH?

132. - I DON'T HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

133. - OK, ED. JUMP.

134. - WAIT! YOU DON'T SUPPOSE THE TAPE

135. WILL LEAVE ANY UNSIGHTLY RESIDUE?

136. I MEAN, MOTHER HAS THE EYES OF A HAWK

137. WHEN IT COMES TO ADHESIVE RESIN.

138. - RELAX. I'M ON IT.

139. - UH! AAH!

140. - OH, DEAR.

141. - DON'T SWEAT IT, ED.

142. MY DAD'S GOT A HACKSAW.

143. HUH?

144. - WELL?

145. - IT AIN'T HERE, LEE.

146. - OUR SHIP INNA BOTTLE IS GONE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.

147. - THAT'S CRAZY TALK, MAY.

148. SNAP OUT OF IT.

149. WE'RE FINDING OUR SHIP INNA BOTTLE IF IT KILLS YOU.

150. NOW GET OUT THERE!

151. WE GOT PEOPLE'S LIVES TO WRECK.

152. WAIT!

153. I KNOW WHO'S GOT A SHIP IN A BOTTLE.

154. - IS THAT SO?

155. - HUH HUH HUH.

156. - SOMETIMES THE MOST PERPLEXING OF RIDDLES

157. CAN BE SOLVED WITH A SIMPLE COUNTERCLOCKWISE TURN.

158. - HUH HUH HUH HUH!

159. - WHAT A LOAD OF BUNK.

160. - FUNNY, EDDY.

161. - NOW, WHO COULD THAT BE?

162. GOOD DAY, AND HOW MAY I HELP—

163. - A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD US YOU HAVE SOMETHING OF OURS.

164. - OH, LORD! THAT SHIP IN A BOTTLE

165. BELONGS TO THE KANKERS!

166. - KANKERS? EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!

167. - WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHY?

168. - I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM!

169. - UH-HUH.

170. - ALL THEY WANT IS THE BOTTLE, ED.

171. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM, LUMPY.

172. - OH, THAT'S REAL BRAVE OF YOU, EDDY.

173. - WHAT?

174. - WHY SHOULD ED SACRIFICE HIMSELF?

175. - HE TOOK THE BOTTLE.

176. - OH, LOOK. A SPONGE.

177. - SHH. WHAT'S THAT?

178. DO YOU HEAR IT?

179. - OOPS! OH, HEY.

180. LOOK WHAT WE FOUND.

181. YEAH.

182. - WE'RE A FAMILY AGAIN, GIRLS.

183. - AWW!

184. QUIT HOGGING IT, LEE!

185. - YEAH! GIVE IT TO ME!

186. I WANT TO HOLD IT!

187. - AGREEMENT! IT'S MINE!

188. - I THINK THAT WAS THE KANKERS' BOTTLE, EDDY.

189. - YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE CONFUSED HERE, ED.

190. HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT WE'VE COME OUT OF THIS

191. VIRTUALLY UNSCATHED?

192. - ARE WE LUCKY OR WHAT?

193. - WE MUST BE GETTING GOOD AT THIS, HUH, GUYS?

194. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! OF ALL THE—

195. - AW, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.

196. - WELL, THAT SENSE OF CONFIDENCE DIDN'T LAST LONG.

197. - DO SOMETHING, WILL YOU?

198. - I KNOW JUST THE THING, EDDY.

199. A LITTLE DAB OF SOAP WILL DO THE TRICK.

200. - AND I WILL FETCH THE KANKERS,

201. AS THEY ARE WHIZZES AT STUCK FINGERS.

202. - NO! WAIT! ED!

203. AAH! ED!

204. THE STENCH OF IMMORTAL DOOM STILL THICKENS THE AIR, YES?

205. OR PERHAPS IT IS WILFRED'S CABBAGE EVACUATIONS.

206. HARD TO TELL.

207. MMM.

208. ARE WE READY, CLASS?

209. GOOD. LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE?

210. LET THOSE NASTIES OOZE FROM YOUR BODY.

211. OOH, DOESN'T THAT FEEL GOOD?

212. NOW CODDLE THE TRANQUILITY.

213. NUZZLE THE—

214. MR. YAB-YAB!

215. SPEAK TO ME!

216. DOLLY AND I WILL MISS YOU SO.

217. DOLLY?

218. DOLLY!

219. IT'S NO USE.

220. I'M SO INADEQUATE.

221. - ROUGH.

222. KISS THOSE BABY TOYS GOOD-BYE.

223. HUH, FLUFFY?

224. - IF ONLY I WASN'T A WEIGHTLESS WEAKLING,

225. I'D GIVE HIM WHAT FOR.

226. HMM. HMM?

227. HA HA HA.

228. LOOK AT ME. I'M A BRUISER.

229. HEE HEE HEE!

230. - HEY!

231. WHOA.

232. - I AM JIMMY. HEAR ME ROAR!

233. - GRR!

234. - YOU ARE SO DEAD.

235. - AAH! DON'T HURT ME!

236. DON'T HURT ME!

237. - MAN, WHAT'S WITH HIM?

238. - MY ROOM!

239. GRR!

240. - SEE? MY FAVORITE TOOTHPASTE, EDDY.

241. FRESH AS THE DAY MY MOM BOUGHT IT.

242. - THAT-A BOY, MUNGMOUTH.

243. IT'S PERFECT FOR THIS SCAM.

244. - THANK GOODNESS, ED. WHERE WOULD WE BE

245. IF YOU ACTUALLY BRUSHED EVERY NOW AND THEN?

246. - ED!

247. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, MISTER!

248. NOT ONLY DID YOU MESS UP MY ROOM,

249. BUT NOW I HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING TO HIT YOU WITH!

250. USED IT.

251. USED IT.

252. AHA!

253. HERE I COME, BIG BROTHER.

254. - RUN AWAY. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

255. HMM.

256. AAH!

257. DISPERSE!

258. - HIYA, FELLAS.

259. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY? HUH? DO YOU?

260. - GET LOST, TWERP.

261. WE'VE GOT BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF.

262. - DON'T HIT ME!

263. - ED, HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?

264. I LOVE YOU, SILLY!

265. - I'M CONFUSED HERE, EDDY.

266. I'VE NEVER SEEN SARAH ACT THIS WAY.

267. - DAMES. WHO CAN FIGURE 'EM?

268. HEY, WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE PULLING,

269. IT AIN'T GONNA WORK.

270. - AW, DOES LITTLE EDDY WANT A HUG, TOO?

271. - UM, SARAH, ARE YOU FEELING WELL?

272. - I FEEL GREAT, DOUBLE D.

273. HUG FOR YOU, TOO!

274. - BABY SISTER'S ALL CUDDLY AND SWEET LIKE DAD'S BUSHY EARS.

275. - GOOD LORD! STAY AWAY! ED, DO SOMETHING!

276. AAH! HUH?

277. - LET ME HELP YOU, FLIP-FLOPPED SISTER OF MINE.

278. - GRR!

279. TOUCH ME AGAIN, AND I'LL BEAT YOU TO A PULP.

280. - OW. OUCH.

281. AH, THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

282. - A FINE BED FOR ROLF'S SEEDS, YES, VICTOR?

283. COME ON, YOU.

284. CURSED SACK OF SHRIVELED PRODUCE DROPPINGS!

285. HELLO.

286. WHO THREW THIS WHATCHAMADOOHICKEY AT ROLF'S POSTERIOR?

287. AAH!

288. - DOUBLE D, ACT NATURAL, ED, SHUT UP,

289. AND I'LL DO ALL THE TALKING.

290. - MISREPRESENTING TOOTHPASTE

291. AS A CHARACTER-ENHANCING OINTMENT

292. IS FAR BEYOND MY SCOPE OF VOCABULARY, EDDY.

293. - AND I HAVEN'T A CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, EDDY.

294. - I SAID SHUT IT, STUPID.

295. AHEM.

296. GEE, SINCE WHEN DID ROLF

297. TURN INTO ONE OF THOSE STUFFED-SHIRT, BLOWHARD SINGER TYPES?

298. THE GUY GAVE ME A HEADACHE.

299. NEXT HOUSE.

300. - THANK YOU.

301. - ODD.

302. ISN'T THAT THE BOOMERANG SARAH HAD EARLIER TODAY?

303. - BOOMERJIGGER?

304. - OW.

305. CERTAINLY YOU'VE HEARD OF A BOOMERANG, ED.

306. ITS MAGNIFICENT AERODYNAMIC PROPERTIES

307. ALLOW IT, WHEN THROWN, TO ROTATE A DISTANCE,

308. THEN RETURN TO THE INITIAL PLACE OF WHERE IT WAS THROWN,

309. USED PRIMARILY BY NATIVES

310. WHO BELIEVED IT TO POSSESS SUPERNATURAL POWERS.

311. AMUSING, DON'T YOU THINK?

312. - HMM.

313. SUPERNATURAL?

314. - "CHASING PHANTOMS:

315. "A DISSERTATION ON UNIFYING FIELD THEORY

316. AND ITS EFFECT ON LEPTONS AND QUASARS...

317. BY EDWIN."

318. - EDDY, COME QUICK!

319. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS!

320. - WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?

321. THE SCAM'S OVER HERE!

322. - AT ANY RATE, I BALK AT THE RESULT—

323. PHOTOMOLECULAR DISSIPATION.

324. DO YOU CONCUR?

325. - AHEM!

326. - EDDY, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

327. ED HAS FINALLY FOUND HIS INTELLECT.

328. I THEORIZE THAT IN PUBERTY,

329. A HORMONAL IMBALANCE HAS UNCLOGGED ED'S—

330. - ALL I HEAR IS A COUPLE OF SLACKERS!

331. - HOSTILITY IS THE CALLING CARD OF A WEAK INTELLECT.

332. - I'LL GIVE YOU A CALLING CARD RIGHT UP YOUR—

333. - HUH HUH HUH HUH!

334. - COOCHIE, COOCHIE, COO!

335. THAT'S A GOOD WITTLE BABY.

336. DON'T DRINK TOO FAST NOW, OR YOU MIGHT GET GAS.

337. - EDDY? MOTHERLY?

338. - AND HE DIDN'T EVEN SHOW.

339. WHAT'S THE LITTLE DICKENS' NAME, MOMMY?

340. - CASEY. CASEY JR.

341. CASEY WANTS UNCLE D TO CHANGE HIS DIAPER.

342. - OH, MY.

343. GENTLEMEN, THERE'S SOMETHING VERY FISHY GOING ON HERE.

344. - WHAT'S SOCKHEAD TWITCHING ABOUT?

345. - WOW. IS IT HOT OR WHAT?

346. - GET OVER IT.

347. WE GOT OINTMENT TO SELL.

348. - CHILL, BRO. I'M SIZZLING IN THIS HEAT.

349. - AHH. NATURELLE.

350. THE MAN'S UNIFORM SURE IS CRIMPING MY STYLE.

351. MOTHER NATURE AND ME GOT A THING GOING ON.

352. - THIS AIN'T RIGHT!

353. - AHH.

354. RIGHT ON.

355. - WHO ARE YOU?

356. STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!

357. - AAH!

358. WHAT IN SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?

359. I'M NAKED!

360. - NOT QUITE YOURSELF THERE, HUH, BUCKO?

361. - GOOD GOLLY!

362. SOMEONE'S MADE A MR. STINKUMS.

363. BE A DEAR AND DISPOSE OF THESE, WILL YOU,

364. WHILE I GET CASEY A CLEAN, FRESH DIAPER.

365. OH, APPLESAUCE.

366. NO MORE SAFETY PINS.

367. UNCLE D, BE A DEAR AND GET ME A SAFETY PIN.

368. - I'M NOT MOVING FROM THIS SPOT!

369. - WHY NOT USE THIS BOOMERANG, MOMMY?

370. - OH, THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.

371. - I FEEL AN ANALYSIS IS IN ORDER TO DETERMINE THE VESSEL'S QUANTITY

372. OF MAGNITUDE AND DIRECTION.

373. - WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US?

374. - INKY-DINKY PARLEZ-VOUS!

375. - WHERE'D THE SCAM GO?

376. - HERE IT COMES NOW, EDDY!

377. YOW!

378. - I'M SO CONFUSED!

379. - WHO DID THIS TO MY HEAD?

380. - WHAT AN INANE, INCHOATE, AND INEFFICACIOUS JOURNEY THIS HAS BEEN.

381. - CASEY JR.'s ALL ALONE!

382. MOMMY'S HERE, SWEETIE! DON'T CRY!

383. - I'M GETTING THE NEED TO FEEL THE BREEZE BETWEEN MY KNEES.

384. THAT'S THE TICKET.

385. - NOT IN FRONT OF THE BABY! PLEASE!

386. CASEY, YOU COVER YOUR EYES.

387. - DISTASTEFUL DULLARD.

388. BL-BL-BL-BL-YEAH.

389. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

390. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

391. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—