1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
2. RACE YOU TO BED!Copy !req
3. STOP TICKLING ME, PLANK.Copy !req
4. HA HA HA!
YOU BEAT ME AGAIN,
YOU JACKRABBIT, YOU!Copy !req
5. YOU WANT A BEDTIME STORY?Copy !req
6. OK, LET'S READ
THIS ONE...Copy !req
7. HMM...Copy !req
8. "DICKY PAFFORD HAD A FARM,Copy !req
9. AND ON THE FARM WAS
A LONELY STUMP."Copy !req
10. DID YOU HEAR THAT,
PLANK?Copy !req
11. WE GOT WALL WEASELS!Copy !req
12. WHO'S THERE?Copy !req
13. EEEH!Copy !req
14. OH, GREAT,
MY LEG'S CAUGHT.Copy !req
15. BREAK IT UP.
GET OUT OF THE WAY.
MAKE ROOM.Copy !req
16. I THINK I'M SITTING
ON A NAIL.Copy !req
17. MY TURN!Copy !req
18. HEY!Copy !req
19. HMM...Copy !req
20. HOW'D YOU GET
INSIDE MY WALL?Copy !req
21. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
22. PLANK SAYS TAKE A HIKE
OR WE'LL CALL THE COPS.Copy !req
23. HEY, PLANK.Copy !req
24. EVER TAKE A TOUR OF
A TOOTHPICK FACTORY?Copy !req
25. EDDY, MANNERS.Copy !req
26. ASSESS THE SITUATION.Copy !req
27. JONNY DESERVES
AN EXPLANATION.Copy !req
28. NOW, IF SOMEONE
COULD JUST REDIRECT
THEIR FOOT...Copy !req
29. I'D BE HAPPY
TO TELL JONNY THE STORY.Copy !req
30. WE'RE GETTING A NEW
BEDTIME STORY, PLANK!Copy !req
31. WOOHOO!Copy !req
32. WELL, LET'S SEE NOW...Copy !req
33. THE STORY BEGINS...Copy !req
34. OH, COME ON!
ED'S DROOLING
ON MY HEAD!Copy !req
35. THERE'S AN ART
TO STORYTELLING, EDDY.Copy !req
36. ONE MUST USE
A PALETTE OF WORDSCopy !req
37. TO PAINT IMAGES,
BLEND SENTENCES,Copy !req
38. AND PROJECT THEM
IN AN INTERESTING WAY.Copy !req
39. BORING!Copy !req
40. YEAH. BORING!Copy !req
41. SEE? JONNY'S GOT
YOUR NUMBER, DOUBLE D.Copy !req
42. MMM...Copy !req
43. LET ME TELL YOU
THE STORY, JONNY BOY.Copy !req
44. I WAS STROLLING DOWN
THE SIDEWALK—SAME OLD,
NOTHING SPECIAL—Copy !req
45. WHEN KEVIN RIDES UP
AND SAYS...Copy !req
46. UH, EXCUSE ME,
MR. EDDY,Copy !req
47. NICE DAY FOR A WALK,
ISN'T IT, SIR?Copy !req
48. AND I SAY, "HEY, KEV.
IS THAT A FLAT TIRE
YOU GOT THERE?"Copy !req
49. HE LOOKS DOWN... AND BAM!Copy !req
50. WHAT A SAP!Copy !req
51. GOOD ONE, MR. EDDY.
HA HA! I'M SUCH A DORK.Copy !req
52. Eddy, voice-WITH THAT,
I FIGURED I'D TAKE A SHORTCUTCopy !req
53. THROUGH MY LAVISH ESTATECopy !req
54. AND POP IN ON MY MODEST
JAWBREAKER BANK...Copy !req
55. JUST TO HARASS THE HELP.Copy !req
56. PLEASE SIGN
ON THE DOTTED LINE,
ROLF, THANK YOU.Copy !req
57. TAKE CARE OF MY JAWBREAKER,
AS I'M A SIMPLETON, YES?Copy !req
58. YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
59. I AM A LUMP.Copy !req
60. GREETINGS, CITIZENS!Copy !req
61. MR. EDDY!Copy !req
62. HE'S SO SELF-ABSORBED.Copy !req
63. MY PUBLIC.Copy !req
64. MR. EDDY,
MR. EDDY!Copy !req
65. IS THAT
A NEW SUIT?Copy !req
66. CAN I TOUCH IT?
HUH? CAN I?Copy !req
67. GOOD DAY, MR. EDDY.
IT'S ME DOUBLE D.Copy !req
68. HOW ARE YOU TODAY,
SIR?Copy !req
69. GET TO WORK, SLACKER.Copy !req
70. YES, INDEEDY.
NO SHIRKING
IN THIS DEPARTMENT.Copy !req
71. NOT HERE.Copy !req
72. I'M ABOUT TO SPEAK.Copy !req
73. SINCE I'M EXECUTIVE PRESIDENT
AND OWNER OF THE INTERNATIONAL
BANK OF JAWBREAKERS, INC.,Copy !req
74. DROP YOUR JAWBREAKER
AND GET LOST!Copy !req
75. THE BANK'S CLOSED.Copy !req
76. BUT, HEY, DON'T FORGET
TO COME BACK TOMORROW,Copy !req
77. 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
78. OW! OOH! OW!Copy !req
79. Eddy, voice-ONCE I GOT RID
OF THE COMMONERS,Copy !req
80. IT WAS TIME TO CHECK
ON THE STASH.Copy !req
81. AH HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
82. MR. EDDY, SHALL I
BEGIN THE INVENTORY?Copy !req
83. GET ON WITH IT,
SLOUCH.Copy !req
84. ED, TOP FLOOR,
PRONTO.Copy !req
85. WATCH YOUR STEP,
MR. EDDY.Copy !req
86. COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
87. THAT'S THE ONE, ED.Copy !req
88. JAPAN FLAVOR.
COME TO PAPA.Copy !req
89. ED! DON'T TOUCH.
YOU'RE AN EMPLOYEE.Copy !req
90. AGONY! AGONY!Copy !req
91. AS MANY TIMES AS I'VE
GONE OVER THESE NUMBERS,Copy !req
92. THEY DON'T ADD UP!Copy !req
93. YOU OBVIOUSLY MADE
A MISTAKE IN THE CORRELATIONCopy !req
94. BETWEEN THE GROSS REVENUES
AND THE SUM OF THE SQUARE ROOTCopy !req
95. MINUS A PIECE OF PIE.Copy !req
96. OH, WHAT WAS
I THINKING?Copy !req
97. YOU'RE A GENIUS,
MR. EDDY.Copy !req
98. OH...Copy !req
99. THE SQUARE ROOT
OF A PIECE OF PIE?Copy !req
100. WHAT?Copy !req
101. PURE FICTION, EDDY.Copy !req
102. YOUR EXAGGERATED TALE
COULD ONLY BE DESCRIBED
AS COCKAMAMIE.Copy !req
103. TSK, TSK, TSK.Copy !req
104. I HAVE NEVER HEARD
SUCH LANGUAGE.Copy !req
105. DON'T STOP NOW.Copy !req
106. WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?Copy !req
107. CONTROL YOURSELF,
JONNY.Copy !req
108. CONTINUING FROM WHERE
EDDY LEFT OFF...Copy !req
109. THE DISCOMFORT BEGAN
WITH JIMMY'S ARRIVALCopy !req
110. TO MY CORRECTLY DESIGNED
JAWBREAKER BANK.Copy !req
111. OH, HAPPY DAY.
A CUSTOMER.Copy !req
112. GET THE PIGEON—GET HIM!
GRAB THE JAWBREAKER—TAKE IT!Copy !req
113. IT'S MINE!Copy !req
114. HOW MORTIFYING.Copy !req
115. GOOD DAY, JIMMY.
DON'T WE LOOK SPECIAL.Copy !req
116. CARE TO SHOW ME
YOUR UNBRIDLED SMILE?Copy !req
117. MM-HMM.Copy !req
118. IMPECCABLE.Copy !req
119. I'D LIKE TO MAKE
A DEPOSIT.Copy !req
120. AT EDD'S JAWBREAKER BANK,
WE PRIDE OUR—Copy !req
121. GIVE ME
THE JAWBREAKER!Copy !req
122. JIMMY'S A SUCKER!
TAKE IT FROM HIM!
IT'S MINE.Copy !req
123. IT'S RUDE
TO INTERRUPT, EDDY!Copy !req
124. WHERE WAS I?Copy !req
125. WE PRIDE OURSELVES
IN CUSTOMER SATISFACTION AND—Copy !req
126. ED?Copy !req
127. MY APOLOGIES, JIMMY.Copy !req
128. BUT ED CAN'T HELP HIMSELF
SOMETIMES—LOVABLE OAF.Copy !req
129. LET ME HAVE IT!Copy !req
130. SO THAT I COULD
PUT IT IN OUR
JAWBREAKER VAULT?Copy !req
131. I SEE SIGNS
OF PROGRESS, EDDY.Copy !req
132. MY HANDS!
MY JAWBREAKER!
EDDY GERMS!Copy !req
133. HELP! THEY'RE AFTER ME.
I'M SO DELICATE.Copy !req
134. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
135. OHH...Copy !req
136. AHEM.Copy !req
137. I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD
OF YOURSELVES.Copy !req
138. YOU'VE DRIVEN AWAY
ANOTHER CUSTOMER.Copy !req
139. IT'S BAFFLING,
I TELL YOU!Copy !req
140. YOUR DEEP-ROOTED LACK
OF SELF-CONTROLCopy !req
141. ONLY FOSTERS FAILURE
IN EVERY ENDEAVOR
WE UNDERTAKE.Copy !req
142. I MEAN, IT'S ALWAYS
ONE STEP FORWARDCopy !req
143. AND TWO STEPS BACK!Copy !req
144. WHY? DON'T YOU SEE THE EXAMPLE
I TRY TO SET FOR YOU?Copy !req
145. TAKE NOTE, AS I AM—Copy !req
146. A STUPID SOCKHEAD!Copy !req
147. AND A BABBLING DWEEB
WHO CAN'T LIFT A BUTTERFLY.Copy !req
148. I WISH I WAS
AS GOOD-LOOKING AS EDDY.Copy !req
149. BOY, THIS STORY STINKS.Copy !req
150. PLANK AND I WANT
A REAL STORYCopy !req
151. WITH STUFF LIKE
OCTOPUS' GARDENS,
SILVER HAMMERS, AND MR. KITE!Copy !req
152. OPEN A WINDOW, JONNY,
AND GET SOME AIR.Copy !req
153. AND SO IT WENT...Copy !req
154. FOR, LITTLE DID ED,
EDD N' EDDY KNOWCopy !req
155. THAT DEEP IN
THE INTESTINES
OF THE TRAILER PARKCopy !req
156. THE CANKER SISTERS
WERE PLANNING TO FOILCopy !req
157. THE BRAVE ED'S ATTEMPTS
WITH OVER-RADIATED
MASHED POTATOES.Copy !req
158. SLOWLY,
ONE BY ONE, THEY WOULD
DEVOUR THE TAINTED SPUDS.Copy !req
159. BLAH, BLAH.
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
BLAH BLAH BLAH!Copy !req
160. YAP YAP, BLAH BLAH,
DRIBBLE DRIBBLE DRIBBLE.Copy !req
161. HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
162. YAPPY YAP-YAP.Copy !req
163. SOMETHING BIG,
ED BOY.Copy !req
164. GATHER YOUR
INADEQUATE FRIENDS
AND FLEE!Copy !req
165. FLEE IN THE NAME
OF LANCE THE RHUBARB!Copy !req
166. I'M DORKIN', MAN.Copy !req
167. OH, MY LEGS.Copy !req
168. I CAN'T GO ON,
SARAH—AAH!Copy !req
169. FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD!Copy !req
170. COME ON, JIMMY,
YOU CAN DO IT!Copy !req
171. BABY SISTER!Copy !req
172. YOUR TIME HAS COME,
CANKER! OOH!Copy !req
173. OHHH!Copy !req
174. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
175. EVIL SOAP!Copy !req
176. DEODORANT!Copy !req
177. HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
178. BLAH BLAH BLAH!Copy !req
179. QUICK! IN HERE!Copy !req
180. CANKER!Copy !req
181. YAP! YAP!Copy !req
182. MMM...Copy !req
183. YAB YAB YAB.Copy !req
184. CANKERS!Copy !req
185. ED, YOUR STORY'S
GETTING WEIRD.Copy !req
186. MMM...Copy !req
187. AAAAH!Copy !req
188. I'M A MINOR—STOP!Copy !req
189. BLAH BLAH BLAH!Copy !req
190. NOW IT'S MY TURN!Copy !req
191. CANKERS!Copy !req
192. YAP!Copy !req
193. OW!Copy !req
194. YEOW! OW!Copy !req
195. OOH! YEOW! OHH!Copy !req
196. HA HA!Copy !req
197. CANKERS?Copy !req
198. CANKERS!Copy !req
199. WE HAVE FOUND SHELTER!Copy !req
200. AAAH!Copy !req
201. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
202. Ed: WHOA!Copy !req
203. AND STUCK IN YOUR WALL
WE ARE. THE END.Copy !req
204. GRACIOUS, ED.
WHAT AN ENCHANTED WORLD
YOU LIVE IN.Copy !req
205. I GOT A CRAMP
LISTENING TO YOU.Copy !req
206. OK, JONNY,
THERE'S YOUR STORY.Copy !req
207. HOW'S ABOUT PRYING US
OUT OF YOUR WALL?Copy !req
208. SHH! HE IS SLEEPING.Copy !req
209. WAY TO GO, HEMINGWAY!Copy !req
210. IT WAS YOUR PART
THAT PUT HIM TO SLEEP.Copy !req
211. WHAT WAS THAT?
DID YOU HEAR IT?Copy !req
212. I DON'T HAVE
A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
213. I DON'T HAVE
ANY FEELING AT ALL.Copy !req
214. HIYA, BOYS!Copy !req
215. WHAT'S GOOD-LOOKING GUYS
LIKE YOU DOING IN A PLACE
LIKE THIS?Copy !req
216. IT'S A NEVER-ENDING STORY!Copy !req
217. JONNY, WAKE UP!
GET A CROWBAR, QUICK!Copy !req
218. WHERE'D THEY GO?Copy !req
219. I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS LOOKING
AT JONNY.Copy !req
220. MY UNDERWEAR'S
RIDING HIGH, GUYS.Copy !req
221. YAH!Copy !req
222. EDDY!Copy !req
223. OH, MY!Copy !req
224. MOMMY!Copy !req
225. First sister: COME TO MAMA!Copy !req
226. Second sister: GIVE ME
A PIECE OF THAT.Copy !req
227. JONNY, HELP!Copy !req
228. TICKLE, TICKLE.Copy !req
229. NO! STOP! WAIT!Copy !req
230. AAH!Copy !req
231. I'M IN
MY HAPPY PLACE,
DOUBLE-D!Copy !req
232. WOW, IT SEEMS
MY FORMULACopy !req
233. FOR INORDINATE
BUBBLE GUMCopy !req
234. EXCEEDED ALL
EXPECTATIONS.Copy !req
235. ED, ARE YOU
BLOWING A BUBBLE?Copy !req
236. HEAVENS, I DON'T
HAVE DATA FOR THIS!Copy !req
237. INHALE, ED!Copy !req
238. REVERSE YOUR BREATHING!Copy !req
239. HEY, WHERE YOU GOING
WITH MY GUM?Copy !req
240. IS THAT
A HOT AIR BALLOON?Copy !req
241. WHAT'S IT TO YA?Copy !req
242. OH, HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
243. WHY, OF COURSE IT IS,
JOHNNY, MY BOY.Copy !req
244. ONE SEAT LEFT FOR
THE TRIP OF A LIFETIME.Copy !req
245. YOU'RE SO FULL
OF IT, EDDY.Copy !req
246. WE AT ED'S HOT AIR TOURS
WILL ONLY CHARGE YOU 25 CENTS.Copy !req
247. HEY! COUGH UP,
YOU FREELOADER!Copy !req
248. UM, ED?Copy !req
249. WHOA!Copy !req
250. STAY CALM!Copy !req
251. CURSE MY INVENTIVE WAYS.Copy !req
252. NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, NOW.Copy !req
253. DO YOU HEAR ME?Copy !req
254. WHAT DID HE SAY?Copy !req
255. RACE YOU TO
THE TOP, PLANK.Copy !req
256. HOW 'BOUT GIVING ME A BREAK
ONCE IN A WHILE, SPEEDY?Copy !req
257. JOHNNY,
STAY IN YOUR SEAT!Copy !req
258. OH, DEAR.Copy !req
259. WOO-HOO!Copy !req
260. HEY, DOUBLE-D!Copy !req
261. YOUR GUM'S
INDESTRUCTIBLE!Copy !req
262. ASTRO-DORKS
AT 12 O'CLOCK.Copy !req
263. AWESOME.Copy !req
264. HA HA HA!
AAH!Copy !req
265. I'M FALLING!Copy !req
266. HUH? HMM.Copy !req
267. WOW! CHINA!Copy !req
268. JUST LIKE
IN THE CARTOONS.Copy !req
269. IF MY CALCULATIONS
ARE CORRECT,Copy !req
270. THE SHOULD HAVE LANDED...Copy !req
271. IN SARAH'S ROOM.Copy !req
272. I'M A BORG.Copy !req
273. ED, DO YOU REALIZE
YOU'VE DAMAGED—Copy !req
274. NAY, DESTROYED
SARAH'S BEDROOM?Copy !req
275. EDDY, GET UP!
HURRY!Copy !req
276. WE NEED TO FIND TACKS,
FABRIC, AND A LATHE.Copy !req
277. HMM.Copy !req
278. WELL,
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
279. IT'S SARAH'S DIARY.Copy !req
280. LET'S MAKE SOME
POPCORN AND READ IT.Copy !req
281. IT'S SARAH'S, EDDY!Copy !req
282. PUT IT BACK!Copy !req
283. GET AWAY FROM IT!Copy !req
284. I'LL TAKE THAT.Copy !req
285. THANK YOU.Copy !req
286. ED'S RIGHT, EDDY.Copy !req
287. A DIARY IS
A WRITTEN RECORDCopy !req
288. OF ONE'S PRIVATE
AND PERSONAL THOUGHTS.Copy !req
289. FORTUNATELY,
THERE WILL BE NO READING
OF THIS INTIMATE LEDGER,Copy !req
290. NOT WHILE I'M PRESENT.Copy !req
291. AT LAST,
MY REVENGE!Copy !req
292. WHAT THE HECK
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
JIMMY?Copy !req
293. TAI CHI, SARAH,
THE ART OF RELAXATION.Copy !req
294. EVERYBODY'S DOING IT.Copy !req
295. IT'S SARAH!Copy !req
296. WE ARE SO DOOMED!Copy !req
297. HELP ME, GUYS.Copy !req
298. SHE'LL TELL MOM,
AND MOM WILL TELL DAD,Copy !req
299. AND HE'LL SAY, "NOT NOW,
I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK."Copy !req
300. HMM.Copy !req
301. I'M NOT IN
MY HAPPY PLACE, EDDY!Copy !req
302. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED
TO PUT THIS?Copy !req
303. YOU FIND A QUIET SPACECopy !req
304. AND STRETCH YOUR MUSCLES.Copy !req
305. SOOTHING.Copy !req
306. BOY, THAT'S STUPID.Copy !req
307. COME ON,
LET'S TRY ON SHOES,
JIMMY.Copy !req
308. DOUBLE-D, THINK FAST.Copy !req
309. OH, THAT WAS
BRILLIANT, EDDY.Copy !req
310. I'VE GOT IT!Copy !req
311. IT WAS SUCH
A CUTE SQUIRREL, TOO.Copy !req
312. OH, NO!Copy !req
313. ED!Copy !req
314. WAIT TILL I GET
MY HANDS ON THAT—Copy !req
315. THAT—Copy !req
316. MY ROOM'S A WRECK!Copy !req
317. A ROSE BY
ANY OTHER NAMECopy !req
318. WOULD SMELL
AS SWEET, SARAH.Copy !req
319. OH, JIMMY!Copy !req
320. THIS IS A FULL-PAGER
FOR MY DIARY.Copy !req
321. MY DIARY!Copy !req
322. QUICKLY, WE NEED TO FIND
SARAH'S DIARY, EDDY,Copy !req
323. OR WHO KNOWS
WHAT SHE'LL DO.Copy !req
324. I KNOW WHAT SHE'LL DO,Copy !req
325. AND IT WON'T
BE FRESH LINEN.Copy !req
326. WELL PUT, ED.Copy !req
327. OK, ENOUGH LOOKING.Copy !req
328. BUT, EDDY—
THE DIARY.Copy !req
329. I'M IN MY
HAPPY PLACE,
DOUBLE-D.Copy !req
330. I'M SURE IT WILL
TURN UP, SARAH.Copy !req
331. WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
332. WOW, SARAH,Copy !req
333. CAN YOU, LIKE,
YELL ANY LOUDER?Copy !req
334. TAKE A HIKE,
DOLL FACE.Copy !req
335. SARAH'S DIARY
IS MISSING.Copy !req
336. OH, MAN,
THAT'S HORRIBLE.Copy !req
337. YEAH, A REAL DRAG.Copy !req
338. NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
339. KEVIN AND I CAN
HELP YOU FIND IT.Copy !req
340. OH, MAN.Copy !req
341. NO SIGN OF SARAH,
EDDY.Copy !req
342. IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE
WITH US?Copy !req
343. UH, NO.Copy !req
344. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?Copy !req
345. HAND IT OVER,
EDDY.Copy !req
346. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
347. ED.Copy !req
348. JUST AS I THOUGHT.Copy !req
349. YOU RAN OFF
WITH SARAH'S DIARY!Copy !req
350. IT'S SATURATED IN DROOL,Copy !req
351. AND ITS SPINE IS BENT.Copy !req
352. WE CAN'T RETURN IT
IN THIS CONDITION.Copy !req
353. GOOD, BECAUSE
I HAVEN'T STARTED
READING IT YET.Copy !req
354. Ed: I'M NOT IN
MY HAPPY PLACE,
GUYS!Copy !req
355. I'M REALLY NOT
ENJOYING THIS, EDDY.Copy !req
356. OK, I'VE HAD
ABOUT ENOUGH NOW.Copy !req
357. TA-DA!Copy !req
358. I'M LOSING IT.
I'M LOSING IT.Copy !req
359. BINGO!Copy !req
360. TAKE 5, LUMPY.Copy !req
361. DOUBLE-D LOST IT
ALL OVER THE GROUND,
EDDY.Copy !req
362. HA HA!
LISTEN TO THIS!Copy !req
363. "DEAR DIARY,
DOUBLE-D IS SO CUTE.Copy !req
364. LAST NIGHT I DREAMED
THAT HE GAVE ME A HORSEY."Copy !req
365. HA HA HA!Copy !req
366. A HORSEY!Copy !req
367. ME AND SARAH?Copy !req
368. SITTING IN A TREE!Copy !req
369. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.Copy !req
370. OH, LOOK!Copy !req
371. AND EDDY DRAWING.Copy !req
372. AND ANOTHER.Copy !req
373. THAT AIN'T ME.Copy !req
374. SEEMS SARAH
WOULD LIKECopy !req
375. TO PURSUE A CAREER
IN ANIMATION.Copy !req
376. WHAT A LOSER.Copy !req
377. OH, LOOK!
EDDY IS A SMUDGE.Copy !req
378. DON'T WORRY,
SARAH.Copy !req
379. SEE? WE'LL FIND
YOUR DIARY, HONEST.Copy !req
380. THE SPACE BENEATH
THE ROCK IS VACANT,Copy !req
381. SHE WHO GIVES MIGRAINES.Copy !req
382. I WANT MY DIARY.Copy !req
383. SPEAKING OF VACANT,Copy !req
384. ANYBODY SEEN DORK,
DORK, AND DORKY?Copy !req
385. WOW, GOOD THINGCopy !req
386. THAT PROBLEM
CLEARED UP, HUH, ED?Copy !req
387. HA HA HA!Copy !req
388. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, EDDY.Copy !req
389. MY MIND IS RIDDLED
WITH UNPLEASANT IMAGES.Copy !req
390. I IMPLORE YOU,Copy !req
391. PLEASE STOP READING
THE DIARY.Copy !req
392. I KNEW IT!
YOU'RE BUSTED.Copy !req
393. WHAT THE—Copy !req
394. WAY TO GO, BUCK-O.Copy !req
395. YOU'VE REACHED A NEW LOW
IN DORK HISTORY.Copy !req
396. HA! JEALOUS?Copy !req
397. HASTA LA VISTA,
BABY.Copy !req
398. I DO APOLOGIZECopy !req
399. FOR THE ABRUPT
ACCOMMODATIONS,
KEVIN.Copy !req
400. C'EST LA VIE!Copy !req
401. THIS SHOW NEEDS
SUBTITLES.Copy !req
402. WE'VE BROKEN THE LAW!Copy !req
403. NOT ONLY HAVE WE TAKEN
ONE'S PERSONAL BELONGINGS,Copy !req
404. BUT ADD TO IT ABDUCTIONCopy !req
405. AND DETAINING ONE
AGAINST THEIR WILL!Copy !req
406. WHAT TO DO.
WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
407. I COULD USE
SOME HELP HERE!Copy !req
408. I FORGET WHAT
WE'RE DOING.Copy !req
409. THAT'S IT!Copy !req
410. I SUGGEST WE SNEAK
BACK TO THE HOUSE,Copy !req
411. WE BURY THE BOOK
WITHIN ITS BOUNDARIES,Copy !req
412. AND DECEPTIVELY
PLEAD AMNESIA.Copy !req
413. I LIKE THAT!Copy !req
414. DOUBLE-D,
THAT'S SO UNDERHANDED.Copy !req
415. OH, DEAR,
YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
416. Ed: I'M RUBBING OFF
ON YOU, DOUBLE-D.Copy !req
417. HAPPY PLACE,
HAPPY PLACE,Copy !req
418. HAPPY PLACE.Copy !req
419. BETRAYED BY
MY OWN VOCABULARY.Copy !req
420. HELLO?Copy !req
421. WAIT FOR ME, SARAH.Copy !req
422. BAD MOUTH. BAD.Copy !req
423. TAPE!Copy !req
424. THE COAST IS CLEAR.Copy !req
425. LET'S MOVE OUT.Copy !req
426. OFF YOU GO,
MISTER.Copy !req
427. WILL YOU MOVE IT?Copy !req
428. OH, THIS WILL DO FINE.Copy !req
429. LET'S BURY THAT BOOK.Copy !req
430. THAT BOOK'S ATTACKING!Copy !req
431. DUCK!Copy !req
432. I'M SWEATING!Copy !req
433. AH!Copy !req
434. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
DOUBLE-D?Copy !req
435. WELL, I DESERVED THAT.Copy !req
436. WHAT?Copy !req
437. HEY YOU!Copy !req
438. THAT'S MY DIARY!Copy !req
439. AAH! TROUBLE!Copy !req
440. RUN! BASTE A TURKEY!Copy !req
441. YOU BETTER NOT
HAVE READ ANYTHING!Copy !req
442. ME? NEVER.Copy !req
443. YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY
WE FOUND IT FOR YOU, SARAH.Copy !req
444. THERE'S DROOL STAINS
ALL OVER THESE PAGES!Copy !req
445. YOU LOOKED
AT MY DIARY!Copy !req
446. WAY TO GO,
DOUBLE-D.Copy !req
447. WELL, IT'S BEEN
NICE KNOWING YA.Copy !req
448. DO SOMETHING, ED.
SHE'S YOUR SISTER!Copy !req
449. WE'RE GONERS, EDDY!Copy !req
450. GIVE 'EM
THE OLD ONE-TWO,
BUCKLE MY SHOE, SARAH.Copy !req
451. ISN'T THERE ANYTHING
WE CAN DO TO MAKE
YOU FEEL BETTER?Copy !req
452. SARAH?Copy !req
453. UM, CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
454. GOT IT!Copy !req
455. SHE'LL NEVER GO
FOR THE GUM, EDDY.Copy !req
456. SHUT UP
AND START CHEWING.Copy !req
457. EDDY, SARAH'S
GETTING CLOSER!Copy !req
458. FASTER, DOUBLE-D!Copy !req
459. CHEW, CHEW!
COME ON.Copy !req
460. MY JAW'S CRAMPING.Copy !req
461. HURRY,
BLOW A BUBBLE.Copy !req
462. BLOW A BUBBLE,
DOUBLE-D.Copy !req
463. SEE YOU LATER,
HALF-PINT.Copy !req
464. ED, YOU GET BACK HERE
OR I'M TELLING MOM!Copy !req
465. DON'T TELL MOM,
SARAH!Copy !req
466. I'VE GOT ED GERMS.Copy !req
467. HAVE MERCY,
CHILD OF THE NETHERWORLD.Copy !req
468. Sarah, thinking:
DEAR DIARY,Copy !req
469. MY BROTHER
AND THAT STUPID EDDYCopy !req
470. GOT WHAT THEY
DESERVED TODAY.Copy !req
471. DOUBLE-D LOOKED
SO INNOCENT,Copy !req
472. BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY,Copy !req
473. GIVE THOSE CUTE ONES AN INCH,
AND THEY'LL TAKE A MILE.Copy !req
474. ONCE AGAIN OUR DAY ENDS
WITH THE 3 OF US—Copy !req
475. STUCK TOGETHER
IN SOME NUTTY WAY.Copy !req
476. BUT WAIT,Copy !req
477. WE HAVE A GUEST
TONIGHT.Copy !req
478. I LIKE THE WAY
JOHNNY'S STUCK.Copy !req
479. BOY, PLANK,Copy !req
480. HOW THE HECK DID
WE EVER END UP HERE?Copy !req
481. IF YOU WEREN'T SO SCARED
OF TURNING INTO CHOPSTICKS,Copy !req
482. WE'D STILL BE IN CHINA.Copy !req
483. COULD SOMEBODY
SCRAPE THIS GUY
OFF MY SHOE?Copy !req
484. PLEASE?Copy !req
485. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
486. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req