1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
2. Double Dee:
THIS IS ONE
OF MY FAVORITES, ED.Copy !req
3. ONE SMALL
OBJECT AND ONE
LARGE OBJECT.Copy !req
4. NOW...Copy !req
5. AND THIS IS
THE RIVETING PART.Copy !req
6. IF WE DROP
BOTH OBJECTS
IN UNISON—Copy !req
7. THAT'S AT THE SAME
TIME, ED—Copy !req
8. ONE WOULD ASSUME
THE LARGER OBJECT
WOULD LAND FIRST.Copy !req
9. CONTRAIRE.Copy !req
10. OBJECTS OF DIFFERENT
FALL
AT THE SAME RATE!Copy !req
11. ISN'T THAT AMAZING?Copy !req
12. UM, NOW, ED,
WHEN I SAY GO,
RELEASE THE BALL.Copy !req
13. READY... SET... GO.Copy !req
14. ED, YOU WEREN'T
PAYING ATTENTION,
WERE YOU?Copy !req
15. WE NEED TO DROP
OUR OBJECTS
AT THE SAME TIME.Copy !req
16. SHALL WE TRY AGAIN?Copy !req
17. OK.Copy !req
18. READY... SET...Copy !req
19. GO.Copy !req
20. UH-OH.Copy !req
21. IT'S STUCK,
DOUBLE DEE.Copy !req
22. JUST RELAX
YOUR FINGERS, ED.Copy !req
23. IT'S DEVOURING MY HAND,
DOUBLE DEE!Copy !req
24. IT'S JUST
A BOWLING BALL, ED.
CALM DOWN.Copy !req
25. GET IT OFF!Copy !req
26. AAH!Copy !req
27. ED!Copy !req
28. HOWDY, NEIGHBOR!Copy !req
29. QUICK! HIDE
THESE MAGAZINES!Copy !req
30. HIDE THESE MAGAZINES?
WHAT ARE YOU?
A PARROT!Copy !req
31. HIDE THEM, QUICK!
GO! RUN! HURRY UP!Copy !req
32. RUN? WHERE? WHAT?Copy !req
33. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING
FOR? NUMBSKULL.Copy !req
34. COME ON, MOM.
NOT THAT!Copy !req
35. WAIT! I NEED
THIS STUFF!Copy !req
36. QUIT LYING AROUND,
DOUBLE DEE.Copy !req
37. MY MOM'S
CLEANING UP MY ROOM,Copy !req
38. AND SHE'S
MAKING ME THROW OUT
ALL MY COOL STUFF.Copy !req
39. BUT LUCKILY,
I WAS ABLE
TO SAVE THE...Copy !req
40. MAGAZINES.Copy !req
41. Ed: I HID THEM,
EDDY!Copy !req
42. THEY'RE SNUG AS A BUG
ON A RUG IN A JUG
BY A SLUG AND—Copy !req
43. HOW YOU MANAGED,
IN ONE FOUL SWOOP,Copy !req
44. TO MAKE A MOCKERY
OF THE LAWS
OF PHYSICS IS—Copy !req
45. OUT OF THE WAY,
SOCKHEAD!Copy !req
46. GET BACK THERE!Copy !req
47. YOU HID THEM GOOD,
RIGHT, ED,Copy !req
48. IN A SAFE PLACE
WHERE NO ONE
WILL FIND THEM?Copy !req
49. YOU BET, EDDY!Copy !req
50. THAT-A BOY, ED!
WHERE?Copy !req
51. YEAH! UH...Copy !req
52. UM, I FORGET,
EDDY.Copy !req
53. YOU FORGET?Copy !req
54. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"YOU FORGET"?Copy !req
55. MY BROTHER GAVE ME
THOSE MAGAZINES!Copy !req
56. THE NUMBER
YOU ARE DIALING
IS NOT IN SERVICE.Copy !req
57. Double Dee: I SUPPOSE
ONE MAN'S TREASURE
ANOTHER MAN'S TRASH.Copy !req
58. LET'S SIMPLY
RETRACE ED'S STEPS.Copy !req
59. THAT SHOULD
JOG HIS MEMORY.Copy !req
60. THIS BETTER WORK.Copy !req
61. WELL, I WAS WALKING
DOWN THE SIDEWALK,Copy !req
62. CARRYING EDDY'S BOX,
WHEN, UM,Copy !req
63. I SAW A BUG.
HELLO, BUG!Copy !req
64. I FOLLOWED
THE LITTLE DICKENSCopy !req
65. TO THIS TREE, SEE?
THEN I HIT MY HEAD
ON THAT BRANCH.Copy !req
66. NOPE. SORRY.Copy !req
67. IT WAS THIS ONE.Copy !req
68. THEN I GAZED
AT THE STARS.Copy !req
69. Double Dee: ED...Copy !req
70. PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.Copy !req
71. COME ON.
WE'RE WASTING TIME.Copy !req
72. WHERE'D YOU HIDE
THE MAGAZINES, ED?Copy !req
73. HERE WE GO—Copy !req
74. A RUBBER CHICKEN.Copy !req
75. "HIDE THE BOX,
HIDE THE BOX,"
I SAID.Copy !req
76. BUT THEN I TRIPPED,Copy !req
77. HANGING ON
TO MY PAL'S BOX
OF MAGAZINESCopy !req
78. FOR DEAR LIFE!Copy !req
79. I FELL...Copy !req
80. AND SLID
INTO A SEWER.Copy !req
81. A SEWER?Copy !req
82. MY MAGAZINES
ARE IN THE SEWER?Copy !req
83. SEEMS APPROPRIATE.Copy !req
84. YOU REALIZE
IF YOUR MAGAZINES
ARE IN THAT SEWER, EDDY,Copy !req
85. THEY WOULD BE
TOTALLY ILLEGIBLE—Copy !req
86. THE TEXT SMEARED
BY THE DAMP SLUDGE.Copy !req
87. IT'S THE PICTURES
I'M WORRIED ABOUT!Copy !req
88. ED, DID YOU
HIDE MY BOX
DOWN IN THAT SEWER?Copy !req
89. UM, NOT IN THE SEWER,
EDDY.Copy !req
90. SO WHERE ARE THEY?Copy !req
91. TALK!Copy !req
92. OUCH!Copy !req
93. WHERE, ED?
OUCH!Copy !req
94. THOSE MAGAZINES
ARE ONE-OF-A-KIND
ANNIVERSARY ISSUES!Copy !req
95. COUGH 'EM UP!Copy !req
96. I FORGET, EDDY!
I FORGET!Copy !req
97. Double Dee:
CLOTHES PEGS,
EDDY? PLEASE.Copy !req
98. OBVIOUSLY,
YOUR ANSWER LIESCopy !req
99. DEEP WITHIN ED'S
SUBCONSCIOUS.Copy !req
100. YOU'D HAVE
A BETTER CHANCECopy !req
101. OF PENETRATING
REINFORCED
CONCRETE.Copy !req
102. I SUGGEST WE ANALYZE
ED'S PERSON
FOR CLUES.Copy !req
103. FORENSIC SCIENCE,
EDDY.Copy !req
104. ANY HINT, TRACE,
OR GRAINCopy !req
105. COULD LEAD US
TO YOUR MAGAZINES.Copy !req
106. IF KEVIN KNEW ABOUT THIS,Copy !req
107. HE'D TAKE MY MAGAZINES
FOR HIS OWN VIEWING PLEASURE.Copy !req
108. TIME'S A-WASTIN'.Copy !req
109. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO SAY THAT.Copy !req
110. Ed: EDDY, WILL THESE
LEAVE MARKS?Copy !req
111. BIG ONES, ED.Copy !req
112. MY MICROSCOPE SHOULD
PROVIDE THE ANSWER.Copy !req
113. HOLD THIS, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
114. WHAT'S
WITH THE GLASS?Copy !req
115. EDDY, PLEASE
DON'T INTERRUPT.Copy !req
116. NOW, ED, DO YOU SEE
WHAT I SEE?Copy !req
117. CUPCAKE!Copy !req
118. SO WHAT'S
WITH THE CUPCAKE?Copy !req
119. PATIENCE, PLEASE.Copy !req
120. WHAT'S
WITH ED'S FACE?Copy !req
121. WILL YOU JUST
LET ME DO THIS, EDDY?Copy !req
122. THERE WE GO,
AND FOCUS.Copy !req
123. OH, DEAR.Copy !req
124. ED, THERE IS A NEW
INVENTION CALLED SOAP.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?Copy !req
125. OH, THIS IS GONNA BE
MORE DIFFICULT
THAN I THOUGHT, EDDY.Copy !req
126. OH, MY LORD!Copy !req
127. WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?
SOMEBODY'S SURE
TO FIND THEM!Copy !req
128. I'M HAVING A HARD TIME
ASCERTAINING THE CLUES
FROM ED'S COPIOUS CONTAMINANTS.Copy !req
129. A MOMENT, PLEASE.
READ A MAGAZINE OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
130. READ A MAGAZINE?
IF I KNEW
WHERE ED HID 'EM.Copy !req
131. THOSE?Copy !req
132. WELL, WELL, WELL,
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?Copy !req
133. THIS LOOKS INTERESTING.Copy !req
134. LET'S SEE NOW.Copy !req
135. HMM. FINE LOOSE GRAINS
OF ROCK—MOSTLY QUARTZ.Copy !req
136. WELL?Copy !req
137. COMMERCIAL-GRADE SAND,
EDDY.Copy !req
138. FROM A SANDBOX,
I'D SURMISE.Copy !req
139. ED MUST HAVE—Copy !req
140. BURIED MY MAGAZINES
IN THE SANDBOX!Copy !req
141. EDDY'S COMING
TO GET YOU, BABIES!Copy !req
142. I LOVE BABIES, GUYS.Copy !req
143. GOOCHIE GOOCHIE GOO.Copy !req
144. EDDY, WHY ARE YOU
STOPPING HERE? THE—Copy !req
145. WHAT'S HE DOING
FOLLOWING US?Copy !req
146. MAYBE HE—
THE SANDBOX!Copy !req
147. OH, NO,
MY MAGAZINES!Copy !req
148. JEEPERS, IF ONLY SARAH
COULD SEE HOW GOOD
I AM AT MANUAL LABOR.Copy !req
149. AND WHAT ARE YOU
DIGGING FOR?Copy !req
150. ARE YOU WORKING
FOR KEVIN?Copy !req
151. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, EDDY.Copy !req
152. I'M FLYING SOLO.Copy !req
153. EDDY, YOU PUT
JIMMY DOWN.Copy !req
154. CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S
AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER
IN ALL THIS?Copy !req
155. I HARDLY THINK
THAT JIMMY—OR KEVIN,
FOR THAT MATTER—Copy !req
156. HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE
TO THE WHEREABOUTS
OF YOUR MAGAZINES.Copy !req
157. OH, IS THAT SO?Copy !req
158. AND WHAT MAKES
YOU THINK THAT,Copy !req
159. MR. "I KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT KEVIN KNOWING NOTHING
ABOUT MY MAGAZINES"?Copy !req
160. BOY, DOUBLE DEE,
EDDY NEVER LOOKS
AT LIKE THAT.Copy !req
161. SHUT UP
AND START
DIGGING, ED!Copy !req
162. LUCKY FELLER.Copy !req
163. ONCE HE DIGS
THEM UP,Copy !req
164. I'LL HIDE THEM
WHERE NO ONE
WILL FIND THEM.Copy !req
165. DIG A HOLE,
DIG A HOLE...Copy !req
166. BUT THIS IS
THE WRONG SPOT, EDDY.Copy !req
167. ED, YOU SHOULD BE
EXCAVATING HERE
IN THE SANDBOX.Copy !req
168. AND SHALL I LEND A HAND?Copy !req
169. OH, NO,
YOU DON'T!Copy !req
170. THOSE ARE MY MAGAZINES!Copy !req
171. EDDY, I'M GETTING
THE FEELING
YOU DON'T TRUST ME.Copy !req
172. HOW COULD YOU EVEN
THINK THAT?Copy !req
173. DOUBLE DEE!Copy !req
174. COME HERE,
WILL YOU?Copy !req
175. I WONDER WHAT
KEVIN COULD WANT.Copy !req
176. AHA!Copy !req
177. HURRY UP.Copy !req
178. I SUPPOSE
I SHOULD GO OVER.Copy !req
179. DOUBLE-CROSSER.Copy !req
180. HMM!Copy !req
181. DIG A HOLE,
DIG A HOLE,Copy !req
182. DIG A HOLE,
DIG A HOLE,Copy !req
183. DIG A HOLE,
DIG A HOLE...Copy !req
184. YOU'RE VERY WELCOME,
KEVIN.Copy !req
185. SO WHAT'S WITH THAT?
WHAT DID KEVIN WANT,
HUH? WHAT?Copy !req
186. KEVIN JUST ASKED
FOR THE TIME, EDDY.Copy !req
187. OH, YEAH? WELL,
I DON'T SEE A WATCH.
DO YOU SEE A WATCH?Copy !req
188. Ed: LOOK WHAT
I FOUND, GUYS!Copy !req
189. I'D TELL YOU I LOVE YOU,
ED, BUT I AIN'T
THAT KIND OF GUY.Copy !req
190. BRAVO, ED.
BRING ON THE GRAIL.Copy !req
191. A TOOTHBRUSH!Copy !req
192. FINDERS KEEPERS!Copy !req
193. YOU GUYS MUST THINK
I'M STUPID OR SOMETHING!Copy !req
194. YOU'RE BOTH IN CAHOOTS
TO STEAL MY MAGAZINES!Copy !req
195. AND WHAT WOULD WE DO
WITH YOUR MAGAZINES,
EDDY?Copy !req
196. MY HAT!Copy !req
197. MY EYEBROW!Copy !req
198. BUT, EDDY, I CAN'T MAKE
FUNNY FACES WITHOUT THAT!Copy !req
199. WAIT, ED.
I'M NOT DECENT.Copy !req
200. EDDY, YOU WOULDN'T DARE!Copy !req
201. DON'T COME ANY CLOSER,Copy !req
202. OR THE HAT AND THE EYEBROW
GET A ONE-WAY TICKET
DOWN SEWERVILLE!Copy !req
203. NOW, WHERE'S
MY MAGAZINES?Copy !req
204. EDDY,
GATHER WHATEVER
STRAND OF LOGICCopy !req
205. YOU MAY HAVE LEFT.Copy !req
206. WE DON'T KNOW
THE WHEREABOUTS
OF YOUR MAGAZINES!Copy !req
207. MAYBE YOU NEED
TO HAVE ANOTHER CHITCHAT
WITH YOUR RINGLEADER KEVIN.Copy !req
208. ED, EDDY'S TAKEN
THE PROVERBIAL LEAP
OFF THE DEEP END.Copy !req
209. SAY,
"BYE-BYE," BOYS.
HEH HEH HEH!Copy !req
210. OH, KEVIN! KEVIN!Copy !req
211. OH, DOUBLE DEE!
DOUBLE DEE!Copy !req
212. PLEASE DON'T DO
ANYTHING RASH,
EDDY. THANK YOU.Copy !req
213. Ed: RUN!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!Copy !req
214. ED, THIS WAY!Copy !req
215. OH, DEAR!Copy !req
216. KEVIN, WAKE UP,
PLEASE! YOU NEED
TO TALK TO EDDY.Copy !req
217. HURRY, KEVIN!
EDDY'S PROVERBIAL!Copy !req
218. LET GO
OF MY SHIRT.Copy !req
219. UM, KEVIN.Copy !req
220. LIKE I GIVE!
WHAT A COUPLE OF LOSERS.Copy !req
221. HA HA HA!Copy !req
222. Ed: HA HA HA!Copy !req
223. LET GO OF MY BIKE!Copy !req
224. COUGH UP
MY MAGAZINES!Copy !req
225. GET YOUR HANDS
OFF MY BIKE!Copy !req
226. YOU AIN'T FOOLING ME.Copy !req
227. I'M WISE TO WHAT YOU
AND YOUR 2 LACKEYS
ARE UP TO.Copy !req
228. GET OVER YOURSELF!Copy !req
229. GIVE ME MY BIKE!Copy !req
230. I WANT MY MAGAZINES!Copy !req
231. MY HAT, PLEASE!
THANK YOU!Copy !req
232. EYEBROW FOR ED!Copy !req
233. MY MAGAZINES!Copy !req
234. THE BIKE!Copy !req
235. THE MAGAZINES!Copy !req
236. HAT, PLEASE!Copy !req
237. EYEBROW, NOW!Copy !req
238. HOWDY,
HOWDY, HOWDY!Copy !req
239. CHECK OUT WHAT
PLANK AND I FOUND.Copy !req
240. TALK ABOUT LUCK,
HUH, GUYS?Copy !req
241. MY MAGAZINES!
MY MAGAZINES!Copy !req
242. COME TO PAPA,
MY BABIES!Copy !req
243. PATHETIC.Copy !req
244. OH, THERE YOU...Copy !req
245. AREN'T?Copy !req
246. COOL BOX, HUH, EDDY?Copy !req
247. WHERE'S THE MAGAZINES?
WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH THEM, BALDY?Copy !req
248. SPIT IT OUT!
WHERE ARE THEY?Copy !req
249. I HID THEM, EDDY.Copy !req
250. OWW!Copy !req
251. YOU HID THE MAGAZINES
IN A DIFFERENT SPOT?Copy !req
252. PRETTY SMART, HUH?Copy !req
253. NO THANKS
ARE NECESSARY!Copy !req
254. WHERE, ED?
WHERE DID YOU HIDE
THE MAGAZINES?Copy !req
255. I DON'T GET THEM,
EITHER, BUDDY.Copy !req
256. Ed: WELL, I WAS WALKING
DOWN THE SIDEWALK
WHEN I SAW A BUG.Copy !req
257. HELLO, BUG.Copy !req
258. I FOLLOWED
THE LITTLE DICKENS
TO THIS TREE, SEE?Copy !req
259. THEN I HIT MY HEAD
ON THAT BRANCH.Copy !req
260. NOPE. SORRY.Copy !req
261. IT WAS THIS ONE.Copy !req
262. THEN I GAZED
AT THE STARS.Copy !req
263. "WAIT TO BE SEATED"?Copy !req
264. WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?Copy !req
265. THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT
AT RESTAURANTS, SARAH.Copy !req
266. WELCOME TO PONCE DE LA EDS.Copy !req
267. I'LL SEE IF WE HAVE
A FREE TABLE.Copy !req
268. SO SORRY,
BUT WE'RE BOOKED FULL.Copy !req
269. YOU DIDN'T EVEN
OPEN YOUR EYES,
YOU FATHEAD!Copy !req
270. WAIT, SARAH.
LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW IT'S DONE.Copy !req
271. AHEM. SURELY
YOU MUST HAVE
ONE TABLE OPEN.Copy !req
272. HERE'S 2 MORE
GARCON.Copy !req
273. MAY I?
THERE WE GO.Copy !req
274. WE HAVE A VARIETY OF CREATIONS
TO PLEASE EVERY PALLET.Copy !req
275. I'LL RETURN MOMENTARILY
TO TAKE YOUR ORDER.Copy !req
276. WHAT DO YOU
FEEL LIKE, KEVIN?Copy !req
277. ARE YOU GONNA GET
THE ED KABOBSCopy !req
278. OR THE EDDY PIZZA
OR THE DOUBLE DEE
SPAGHETTI?Copy !req
279. I'M ORDERING
THE BARF BAG.Copy !req
280. WHERE'S THAT
ON THE MENU, KEVIN?Copy !req
281. WELL, JONNY,
HAVE YOU DECIDED
ON ANYTHING?Copy !req
282. DON'T ASK ME.
PLANK'S TREATING.Copy !req
283. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
AN ED TURKEY A LA KING
FOR YOUCopy !req
284. AND A COUPLE
OF BREADSTICKS
FOR THE BALD KID?Copy !req
285. ROLF WOULD LIKE
THE ED STEAK...
RARE.Copy !req
286. AND I'LL HAVE
A SALAD A LA DOUBLE DEE,
DOUBLE DEE.Copy !req
287. AND I'LL HAVE AN ED SHAKE.
EASY ON THE FROTH,
AND MAKE SURE IT'S COLD!Copy !req
288. MY! UH,
COMING RIGHT UP.Copy !req
289. ED?Copy !req
290. OH, NO, YOU DON'T!Copy !req
291. TOO MANY COOKS SPOIL
THEIR GOULASHES,
DOUBLE DEE.Copy !req
292. VERY WELL.
HERE'S A FEW ORDERS
TO FILL, CHEF ED.Copy !req
293. I WILL WAKE HIM UP!Copy !req
294. THAT'S IT!
I'VE HAD IT!Copy !req
295. LET'S GO HOME
AND EAT, JIMMY!Copy !req
296. NO, NO, WAIT!
UM, LET'S—Copy !req
297. NICE PRESENTATION, ED.Copy !req
298. ONE ED TURKEY A LA KING.Copy !req
299. OH, BOY, I'M STARVING!Copy !req
300. BON APPETIT.Copy !req
301. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!Copy !req
302. Double Dee:
ED, YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO USE A REAL TURKEY.Copy !req
303. STUFFING, ANYBODY?Copy !req
304. IDIOT!Copy !req
305. COME ON, JIMMY!Copy !req
306. I'M SO REPULSED.Copy !req
307. THIS PLACE
IS A DUMP!Copy !req
308. OH, COME ON!
HOW ABOUT A 2-FOR-ONE?Copy !req
309. THIS SHOULD HAVE WORKED!Copy !req
310. THIS SCAM ALWAYS WORKED
FOR MY BROTHER!Copy !req
311. EVERYTHING ALWAYS
WORKED FOR MY BROTHER.Copy !req
312. LET ME SAY THIS
ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
313. DO YOU KNOW WHY
THEY WORKED FOR HIM?Copy !req
314. 'CAUSE PEOPLE RESPECTED
MY BROTHER!Copy !req
315. AND THEY RESPECTED ME
'CAUSE I WAS...Copy !req
316. WITH MY BROTHER.Copy !req
317. DON'T FEEL BAD,
EDDY.Copy !req
318. THE TRUTH IS,
THE OTHERS HAVE
ALWAYS HELD YOUCopy !req
319. WITH THE UTMOST,
UNEQUIVOCAL,Copy !req
320. AND DEEPEST
SINCERITY
OF DISRESPECT.Copy !req
321. WAS HERE,
I'D SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS.Copy !req
322. THAT'S IT!
MY BROTHER'S
COMING HOME!Copy !req
323. AT LEAST
THAT'S WHAT
WE'LL TELL THEM.Copy !req
324. Ed: WAIT TILL HE SEES
HOW MUCH I HAVE GROWN.Copy !req
325. DECEPTION, EDDY?
IS THAT HOW YOU PLAN
TO GARNER RESPECT?Copy !req
326. WHAT PLANET
ARE YOU FROM?Copy !req
327. Double Dee:
BE CAREFUL, ED.Copy !req
328. THE KIDS WILL BE
EATING OUT OF MY
HANDS IN NO TIME.Copy !req
329. SPEAKING OF HANDS, EDDY,Copy !req
330. YOU MIGHT WANT TO BREAK AWAY
FROM TRADITION AND ACTUALLY
LEND A HAND HERE.Copy !req
331. NO PROBLEM,
DOUBLE DEE.Copy !req
332. WHAT'S WITH
THE BALLOONS?Copy !req
333. YOU DORKS GETTING
MARRIED...Copy !req
334. TO EACH OTHER?
HA HA HA!Copy !req
335. READ THE SIGN,
GIGGLES.Copy !req
336. MY BIG BROTHER'S
COMING HOME
TODAY.Copy !req
337. NO WAY.Copy !req
338. AND IT WORKS FOR HIM!Copy !req
339. UH, SO TELL ME,Copy !req
340. THOSE STORIES
ABOUT YOUR BROTHER—Copy !req
341. ARE THEY TRUE?Copy !req
342. ARE THEY TRUE?
HEY, GUYS! KEV HERE
WANTS TO KNOWCopy !req
343. IF THOSE STORIES
ABOUT MY BROTHER
ARE TRUE!Copy !req
344. SHH.Copy !req
345. TELL YOU WHAT
I'M GONNA DO.Copy !req
346. I'LL INTRODUCE YOU
TO HIM,Copy !req
347. SO YOU CAN ASK HIM
YOURSELF.Copy !req
348. HE SHOULD BE HERE
PRETTY SOON.Copy !req
349. MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.
GOTTA BLOW!Copy !req
350. IS THAT RESPECT
OR WHAT?Copy !req
351. A WHOLE BOX
OF IT!Copy !req
352. THAT WASN'T
RESPECT, EDDY.Copy !req
353. WHAT I WITNESSED
WAS FEAR.Copy !req
354. R-E-S-P-E-E-K!
RESPECT, DOUBLE DEE!Copy !req
355. FISHING IS A GAS,
HUH, PLANK?Copy !req
356. KEVIN?Copy !req
357. WE ALMOST CAUGHT YOU
FOR SUPPER, SPEEDY.Copy !req
358. TAKE A HIKE! I AIN'T
TELLIN' YOU NOTHING!Copy !req
359. OOH, KEVIN KNOWS
SOMETHING WE
DON'T KNOW, BUDDY.Copy !req
360. HEY, TELL US
YOUR SECRET, KEVIN!Copy !req
361. COME ON!
WE WON'T TELL ANYONE!
WE'RE LONERS!Copy !req
362. IT'S ABOUT TIME!
HEY, PLANK, EDDY'S
BROTHER IS COMING HOME!Copy !req
363. YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT
FROM ME.Copy !req
364. AAH! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!Copy !req
365. OW!Copy !req
366. JONNY
THE WOOD BOY,Copy !req
367. ALWAYS WITH
THIS HEAD OF YOURS,Copy !req
368. THERE'S
SO MANY JOKES. YES?Copy !req
369. ROLF RESPECTS
YOUR CLUELESSNESS.Copy !req
370. WAIT, ROLF!Copy !req
371. JIMINY! EDDY'S BROTHER
RETURNS TO THE CUL-DE-SAC?Copy !req
372. ROLF MUST PROTECT HIS FOWL!Copy !req
373. SHE WHO LOAFS
IN THE NAME OF VANITY,Copy !req
374. HURRY! OUR JUDGMENT DAY
APPROACHES!Copy !req
375. FOR REAL? EDDY'S BROTHER
IS SO RAD!Copy !req
376. I BETTER GET MY GEAR!Copy !req
377. WHO'S UP FOR
"PIN THE TAIL
ON THE DONKEY?"Copy !req
378. SHUT UP, ED!Copy !req
379. WHERE THE HECK
IS EVERYBODY?Copy !req
380. WELL, IT SEEMS YOUR RUMOR
OF YOUR BROTHER'S RETURN—Copy !req
381. IN ORDER TO GAIN RESPECT—
IS AS CONTRIVED AS YOUR
SPELLING OF THE WORD, EDDY.Copy !req
382. I WON'T SAY
I TOLD YOU SO—Copy !req
383. YOW!Copy !req
384. IT WASN'T ME,
DOUBLE DEE!
HA HA HA!Copy !req
385. HA HA HA!
NICE ONE, ED!Copy !req
386. TELL
YOUR BROTHERCopy !req
387. I DID YOU
A FAVOR, OK?Copy !req
388. HA HA HA!Copy !req
389. LIKE HE CARES!Copy !req
390. OK. WELL,
HOW ABOUT YOU
AND YOUR BROCopy !req
391. COME OVER
TO MY HOUSECopy !req
392. AND WATCH TV
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
393. I MEAN,
IF YOU WANT.Copy !req
394. IT'S WORKING,
DOUBLE DEE.Copy !req
395. GEE, I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
396. MY BROTHER HATES
LOSERS.Copy !req
397. OH... RIGHT.Copy !req
398. BUT TELL YOU WHAT,
KEV-O,Copy !req
399. ME AND THE BOYS
WILL COME OVERCopy !req
400. AND SEE IF IT'S
COOL ENOUGH FOR
MY BRO TO HANG AT.Copy !req
401. YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?Copy !req
402. PARTY AT KEVIN'S HOUSE!Copy !req
403. NOW GO HOME
AND MAKE SURE
THERE'S LOTS OF SNACKS!Copy !req
404. THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.Copy !req
405. PARTY
AT KEVIN'S HOUSE!Copy !req
406. WHY WOULD KEVIN
INVITE US TO HIS HOUSE?Copy !req
407. R-E-S-P-E-E-K.
RESPECT, DOUBLE DEE.Copy !req
408. PARTY AT KEVIN'S—
CHICKENS!Copy !req
409. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME TO A PARTY
AND REVEL SPRIGHTLY?Copy !req
410. NO PARTY
FOR ROLF'S FOWL!Copy !req
411. YOUR CHICKEN TOO GOOD
FOR MY BROTHER'S
PARTY, ROLF?Copy !req
412. HAS HE ARRIVED
TO OUR HUMBLE
CUL-DE-SAC?Copy !req
413. HE'S ON HIS WAY,
STRETCH.Copy !req
414. PLEASE INFORM
EDDY'S BROTHERCopy !req
415. THAT ROLF'S CHICKENS
EXIST NO LONGER!Copy !req
416. AND WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT?Copy !req
417. EDDY!
OH, EDDY!Copy !req
418. UP HERE, DUDE.Copy !req
419. CAN I, LIKE,
TALK WITH YOU?Copy !req
420. ME?Copy !req
421. NAZZ WANTS
TO TALK TO—Copy !req
422. HA HA HA! OOPS.Copy !req
423. SAY, EDDY, CAN YOU
TELL YOUR BROTHERCopy !req
424. I'M READY TO CLIMB
ANY TIME HE IS?Copy !req
425. CLIMB?Copy !req
426. DID YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
427. NOW CHICKS ARE FALLING
FOR ME, DOUBLE DEE!
IT'S WORKING!Copy !req
428. EDDY, WAIT!Copy !req
429. MY BROTHER'S MAKING IT
WORK, DOUBLE DEE!Copy !req
430. SOMETHING'S
ACTUALLY WORKING FOR ME!Copy !req
431. PARTY AT KEVIN'S HOUSE!Copy !req
432. EDDY,
YOUR BROTHER'S LEGACY
HAS LOST CONTROL.Copy !req
433. DO YOU HEAR ME, EDDY?
IT'S CHANGING
WITH EACH INTERPRETATION!Copy !req
434. EDDY'S BROTHER?Copy !req
435. HELLO.Copy !req
436. I MUST SEE
THE SECOND-BORN ED BOY.Copy !req
437. ROLF DOES NOT MEAN
TO INTRUDE, LESSER
OF THE 2 OFFSPRINGS.Copy !req
438. BUT ROLF HUMBLY OFFERS
EDDY'S BROTHER THIS TOKEN.Copy !req
439. HEY, KEV, FETCH ME
SOME MORE SODA,
WILL YOU?Copy !req
440. WHEN'S YOUR BROTHER
GETTING HERE, ANYWAY?Copy !req
441. GOT ANY DIP?Copy !req
442. I'LL DIP YOU,
YOU DORK.Copy !req
443. I SUPPOSE A GLASS
OF WATER WOULD BE OUT
OF THE QUESTION, THEN?Copy !req
444. SILENCE! IT WAS
ROLF'S TURN TO GROVEL!Copy !req
445. AS ROLF WAS SAYING...Copy !req
446. ROLF OFFERS THIS GIFT
TO EDDY'S BROTHER—Copy !req
447. A VEST MADE FROM THE HAIR
OF PAPA'S BACK—Copy !req
448. IN EXCHANGE FOR
THE SAFETY OF ROLF'S
UNOFFENDING CHICKENS.Copy !req
449. Ed: COOL.
YEAH. SURE.
WHATEVER.Copy !req
450. THANK YOU, ED BOY,
AND THANK YOUR BROTHER!
YES, THANK HIM.Copy !req
451. NICE LUNGS, NAZZ.Copy !req
452. THERE'S THE BALL,
SARAH.Copy !req
453. HIYA,
BABY SISTER.Copy !req
454. YOU DARE HITCopy !req
455. THE BROTHER
OF EDDY'S BROTHER!Copy !req
456. BROTHERS ARE STUPID.Copy !req
457. OH, YEAH? WHY DON'T
YOU TELL HIM THAT
TO HIS FACE, THEN?Copy !req
458. FINE. SO,
WHERE'S HIS FACE?Copy !req
459. WHERE IS HE, MAN?Copy !req
460. ROLF SMELL
SOMETHING, AND IT'S NOT
PAPA'S BACK HAIR VEST.Copy !req
461. IS HE
COMING,
EDDY?Copy !req
462. EDDY, EVERYTHING'S
BECOME DISTORTED,
MUDDLED, AND MIXED UP.Copy !req
463. END THIS CHARADE.
NOW IS THE TIME
TO GAIN THAT RESPECT.Copy !req
464. OK. I GUESS
I SHOULD TELL YOU,
HE AIN'T SHOWING UP...Copy !req
465. TODAY...'CAUSE HE...
MISSED THE BUS!Copy !req
466. YEAH, AND HE'LL
BE AT MY HOUSE
TOMORROW AT LUNCH!Copy !req
467. AWESOME.
CAN WE COME OVER?Copy !req
468. ROLF WILL JOIN YOU,
KEVIN.Copy !req
469. COOL. I HEARD
HE'S SO STRONG.Copy !req
470. IS HE, EDDY?Copy !req
471. YEP!Copy !req
472. I BET.
COME ON, JIMMY.Copy !req
473. HA HA HA!Copy !req
474. THEY'RE STILL
SITTING OUT THERE.
WHAT SHEEP!Copy !req
475. YOUR RUMOR
IS A MONSTERCopy !req
476. FEEDING
ON EVERYONE'S
INSECURITIES.Copy !req
477. STOP IT
BEFORE IT'S
TOO LATE.Copy !req
478. IT'S JUST A LITTLE FIB,
DOUBLE DEE.Copy !req
479. KEVIN WOULD POUND
THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF MECopy !req
480. IF I TOLD HIM MY BROTHER
AIN'T SHOWIN' UP.Copy !req
481. DID HE MISS
ANOTHER BUS, EDDY?Copy !req
482. BUSES CAN BE
SO CRUEL.Copy !req
483. AND HARD
ON THE CABOOSE,Copy !req
484. IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.Copy !req
485. UM, EDDY,
THERE'S SOMEONE
AT YOUR DOOR.Copy !req
486. IT'S PROBABLY KEVIN.
I'M READY FOR HIM.Copy !req
487. UH-OH. IT'S MY BROTHER.Copy !req
488. YOUR BROTHER?Copy !req
489. HEY, BRO.
UH, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
UH, BACK SO SOON?Copy !req
490. HONEST, IT WASN'T ME!
THEY'RE ALL LYING,
I SWEAR!Copy !req
491. CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING,
BRO, HUH? CAN I?Copy !req
492. GET ME
A TRIPLE-SCOOP
BANANA SPLIT SUNDAECopy !req
493. WITH CHOCOLATE
SAUCE, MARSHMALLOWS,
LOTS OF NUTS.Copy !req
494. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT
LACTOSE THING YOU—Copy !req
495. SEE THIS?Copy !req
496. HURRY! HURRY!
I'LL GET THE ICE CREAM.Copy !req
497. I'LL GET
THE CHOCOLATE SAUCE!Copy !req
498. AND I'LL GET
THE NUTS.Copy !req
499. BOY. DON'T FORGET
THE MARSHMALLOWS.Copy !req
500. HURRY IT UP!Copy !req
501. WATCH WHAT YOU'RE
DOING, JIMMY!Copy !req
502. IT'S THESE DARN STILTS.Copy !req
503. THEY MAKE ME
ALL CLUMSY, SARAH.Copy !req
504. Ed: HEY!Copy !req
505. WHAT FLAVOR ICE CREAM
DID YOU WANT?Copy !req
506. AHEM. CHOCOLATE!Copy !req
507. OKEY-DOKEY!Copy !req
508. YOUR BROTHER WANTS
CHOCOLATE, EDDY!Copy !req
509. HA HA HA!
BROTHERS ARE
SUCH IDIOTS!Copy !req
510. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUPCopy !req
511. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
512. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req