Ed, Edd n Eddy 2x23

Directed by Danny Antonucci

Ed, Edd and Eddy wake up early so they can be the first ones at the swimming hole. When they arrive, they find all the good spots are taken.

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1. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. ED! QUIT HOGGING THEM, ED.

3. Ed: SAY, "PRETTY PLEASE," EDDY.

4. IN YOUR DREAMS.

5. SAY, "PRETTY PLEASE A SLICE OF BACON."

6. GIVE ME THE CHIPS.

7. DO YOU MIND? I'M TRYING TO READ.

8. WAIT FOR THE MOVIE, DOUBLE D.

9. COME ON, ED. I'M STARVING.

10. OH, LOOK AT THIS NOW.

11. DEXTROSE, SALT,

12. SLEEPING BAG.

13. IN HIS SLEEPING BAG, ED.

14. HA HA HA.

15. HEY, LET'S MAKE A PIE AND HIT ME WITH IT.

16. DOCTOR, I THINK WE NEED TO OPERATE.

17. OH, I CONCUR, DR. EDDY.

18. HOLD STILL, LUMPY.

19. BOINK.

20. BOINK.

21. I FEEL IT, EDDY. LIKE VOODOO.

22. BOINK.

23. MAY I TRY?

24. SURE, WHY NOT?

25. FORMS OF ENTERTAINMENT?

26. LIKE WALNUTS?

27. OH, CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS?

28. HMM. GEE, ED, IS IT A HAND?

29. OH! OH! OH, WAIT.

30. UM...

31. IT'S BROKEN, GUYS.

32. WHAT A LUMP.

33. WELL, AT LEAST HE'S CONSISTENT.

34. HELLO, EXCUSE ME.

35. TONING IT DOWN OUT THERE?

36. SHH. WE'RE DISTURBING OUR NEIGHBORS, EDDY.

37. OH, ARE WE?

38. HA HA HA.

39. EEW.

40. EDDY, PLEASE!

41. SAVAGES.

42. EDDY, SHH.

43. HUH?

44. WAKE UP! WE SLEPT IN.

45. SLEPT IN!

46. OH DEAR, I'VE NEVER SLEPT IN.

47. I'VE BLEMISHED MY PERSONAL RESUME.

48. ED, COME ON. WAKE UP.

49. WE GOT TO GET

50. OR WE'LL LOSE OUR SPOT AT THE SWIMMING HOLE.

51. Ed: OH, NO, SPOT IS LOST.

52. SAY IT AIN'T SO, EDDY.

53. ED, THIS WAY.

54. HURRY UP, SOCKHEAD.

55. BUT I HAVEN'T

56. HERE, SPOT. COME ON, BOY.

57. ED, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.

58. THE SPOT BY THE CREEK.

59. Ed: SPOT BY THE CREEK, EDDY.

60. I DON'T KNOW, ED.

61. HI, EDDY.

62. HI, DOUBLE D.

63. HELLO, ED.

64. I SEE IT. I SEE IT. AND IT'S ALL OURS!

65. OH, BABY!

66. DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE, PAL.

67. HA HA HA.

68. THAT'S OUR SPOT.

69. I DON'T SEE YOUR NAME ON IT, DORK.

70. I GOT HIM, DOUBLE D.

71. I GOT HIM.

72. THE SWIMMING AREA'S

73. US ALL, EDDY.

74. A BETTER SPOT.

75. THE BETTER SPOT.

76. I GOT HIM, DOUBLE D.

77. I GOT HIM.

78. HA HA HA.

79. ED!

80. HEY, JIMMY, LOOK, IT'S PRETTY.

81. CAREFUL! WHAT?

82. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

83. BA-DA-BOOM! HA HA HA.

84. TO STOP.

85. HA HA HA.

86. NICE SPOT, DOUBLE D.

87. ON MY BACK?

88. SO BAD, EDDY.

89. LET'S STAY ALL DAY.

90. Ed: OINK OINK OINK.

91. OINK OINK OINK.

92. HA HA. I AM A LIZARD.

93. OINK OINK OINK.

94. WELL, ED'S LACK OF SLEEP IS EVIDENT.

95. THIS SPOT STINKS.

96. THERE'S ROCKS,

97. AND GARBAGE,

98. AND BUGS EVERYWHERE.

99. THE LACK OF SHADE.

100. BOY, IS IT HOT.

101. COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

102. OH, DEAR, IT CAN'T BE.

103. I FORGOT MY SUNSCREEN!

104. I'M SO VULNERABLE.

105. MY FLESH TIGHTEN,

106. OF THE ULTRAVIOLET RAYS.

107. EDDY, KEVIN STOLE OUR SPOT.

108. MAN, IT'S LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND.

109. THAT'S EXACTLY 20 PAGES AGO.

110. BUT, EDDY, LOOK AT HIM.

111. SO COMFORTABLE.

112. Ed: LET'S PUT

113. TO HOLLYWOOD.

114. TOO INHUMANE, EDDY.

115. IN CHESS, IN ORDER TO POSITION ONESELF,

116. GO THROUGH THE PAWN.

117. A RIBBON, JIMMY,

118. BE PERFECT.

119. MY SPECIALTY.

120. Ed: HA HA HA. LOOK AT ME.

121. GIDDY-UP, MUTANT HORSE.

122. NO, ED! UNICORNS ARE SENSITIVE.

123. PSHAW!

124. AAH! MY TUMMY!

125. I FEEL QUEASY.

126. ED! PUT HIM DOWN.

127. HI, JIMMY. WANT TO PLAY A GAME?

128. EDDY?

129. IT'S BONEHEAD TIME.

130. "SPLISH SPLASH IN A BATH"?

131. I HAVE.

132. Y-YOU HAVE?

133. SPLISH SPLASH. TAKE A BATH.

134. ED, WHOA!

135. BRAVO, ED BOY. A FINE TOSS.

136. I DID A 4-SPLASHER.

137. SPLASH RECORD.

138. LOOK OUT. I CAN BEAT YOUR STUPID RECORD.

139. OW! EE!

140. OW, HOT.

141. OW, CALLUSES.

142. EXCUSE ME, JIMMY,

143. YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN SUNSCREEN, WOULD YOU?

144. Ed: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GUYS?

145. ABANDONED THEIR SPOT.

146. WE'RE ONE SMALL STEP

147. OUT OF OUR SPOT.

148. HUH, GOOD LOOK, BEACH BLANKET DORKO.

149. HA HA HA.

150. FINISH THAT?

151. MY SPOT, KEVIN.

152. HEY!

153. GET OUT OF OUR SPOT.

154. YOU AND WHOSE ARMY?

155. YOU'D THINK YOU BY NOW, EDDY.

156. AAH!

157. OOH, THAT WENT NICELY.

158. Ed: DOUBLE D,

159. CHECK IT OUT.

160. OH, OUR SPOT'S EMPTY.

161. QUICK, LET'S GRAB IT BEFORE...

162. I GET BACK.

163. HA HA.

164. EXCUSE ME, EDDY, THE SUN ISSUE.

165. YOU'RE LIKE A BROKEN RECORD, DOUBLE D, GEEZ.

166. I TOLD YOU ABOUT EARLIER.

167. MY SKIN'S BECOMING QUITE SENSITIVE, EDDY.

168. YAP YAP YAP.

169. LOOK, IT'S AN ECLIPSE OF THE SUN.

170. Ed: THAT'S JOHNNY'S HEAD, DOUBLE D.

171. WHAT'S HE DOING UP THERE?

172. HEY, CHECK IT OUT.

173. IF WE HAD JOHNNY'S SPOT,

174. AN EYE ON MY SPOT.

175. AT THAT ELEVATION, CROSS BREEZE,

176. PERHAPS EVEN SHADE.

177. IT'S A CINCH.

178. TO GET RID OF JOHNNY.

179. HA HA HA.

180. LET'S SEE,

181. OFF HIS PERCH?

182. EXPLOSIVES?

183. NAH.

184. GIANT SLINGSHOT?

185. NOPE.

186. A TRAPEZE?

187. DOUBLE D, THAT'S IT!

188. WE'LL USE A TRAPEZE.

189. HE'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT HIM.

190. WE'LL LOWER SOME ROPE,

191. AND, ED, YOU CAN WEAR THE TIGHTS.

192. AAH!

193. A BARMITZVAH.

194. SO ANYWAYS,

195. A TRAPEZE? PLEASE.

196. HERE'S AN IDEA, EDDY.

197. NEXT TIME, LET'S JUST SIT IN AN OVEN.

198. WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING USEFUL?

199. LIKE HURRY UP!

200. THE TRAPEZE, ED.

201. WHAT?

202. WHAT'S SOCKHEAD DOING?

203. I'M READY, COACH.

204. THE TEAM, PLANK?

205. DOUBLE D!

206. PURE GENIUS.

207. CAN WE MOVE ON?

208. THIS HEAT IS UNBEARABLE.

209. Ed: THE SOUND OF

210. TO BABBLE, DOUBLE D.

211. JOHNNY'S SUNSCREEN?

212. OH, THIS IS PERFECT.

213. ONCE KEVIN MOVES, WE'LL JUST SWOOP IN,

214. WE'LL BE KINGS OF THE SWIMMING HOLE.

215. FOR SUNSCREEN.

216. ED, YOU BE LOOKOUT.

217. ONE, TWO, BUCKLE MY SHOE.

218. MESS WITH ME, WILL HE?

219. HA.

220. SEE YA, KEVIN.

221. KEVIN LEAVE?

222. WOOHOO!

223. LONG ENOUGH, SLUG.

224. ASSISTANCE, PLEASE.

225. ASSISTANCE.

226. WHAT'S WITH YOU?

227. IS SO UNFORGIVING.

228. COME ON, DOUBLE D.

229. OUCH!

230. DON'T TOUCH ME!

231. OW, MY FACE!

232. OF MY SKIN ARE SCREAMING,

233. "DOUBLE D, YOU NINCOMPOOP!

234. THE SUNSCREEN."

235. OUCH!

236. SUNBURNED, DOUBLE D.

237. DON'T TOY WITH ME, EDDY.

238. I'LL BE SHEDDING FOR WEEKS.

239. WELCOME TO THE GREAT OUTDOORS, NATURE BOY.

240. WHAT A WHINER.

241. HMM.

242. Ed: I AM A LIZARD.

243. I HAVE CHANGED COLORS.

244. CHAMELEON MAN.

245. OINK.

246. STAY BACK.

247. OUCH.

248. OINK.

249. OUCH.

250. EDDY, MAKE HIM STOP!

251. CUT IT OUT.

252. OINK.

253. OW!

254. YOU CAN BE MY SIDEKICK, ROCK MOUNT KID.

255. IS OUR BUTLER.

256. UH, DOUBLE D.

257. OINK.

258. OW! OW!

259. OINK.

260. YOW!

261. OINK.

262. OW. OW!

263. HA HA HA.

264. OINK OINK.

265. OINK OINK.

266. GRUESOME, TASTELESS, HIDEOUS, AND REPULSIVE.

267. PURE GENIUS.

268. IS BEYOND ME.

269. WE'RE IN A SEWER, EDDY.

270. KNOWN TO HUMANS.

271. IT WRITES ITSELF, DOUBLE D.

272. WE'RE GONNA BE RICH.

273. FILTHY RICH, I TELL YOU.

274. LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU.

275. THAT'S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK, DOUBLE D.

276. SEESH, GET REAL.

277. WHOA!

278. LET ME GO. LET ME GO.

279. DON'T FIGHT IT, EDDY. TRY TO—

280. BLECH!

281. ED, STOP!

282. THE CUSTOMERS.

283. Ed: HA HA HA.

284. I AM AN EDIPUS...

285. CAUSE I'M ED.

286. YOU'RE GOING TO BE

287. SWAMP RIDE?

288. OH, BROTHER.

289. CUSTOMERS.

290. RIDE A SWAMP?

291. I THINK I'LL PASS.

292. WHY CAN'T THE EDS NICE TO RIDE,

293. LIKE A DOLPHIN?

294. BOYS WILL BE BOYS.

295. SARAH? HUH?

296. GYM TEACHER!

297. HANG ON. HE HASN'T PAID YET, NUMBSKULL.

298. ED'S SWAMP RIDE.

299. BE 25 CENTS.

300. SARAH!

301. JIMMY.

302. WHAT HAPPENED?

303. MY TUSHIE, SARAH.

304. DON'T MOVE!

305. I'LL SAVE YOU.

306. HELP! HELP!

307. EEW, JIMMY. YOU STINK.

308. THAT'S PUTTING IT MILDLY.

309. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU SOME FUN, HUH?

310. YOU'RE IN A SEWER, IDIOT.

311. IT'S DIRTY AND STINKY.

312. IT'S CALLED AMBIENCE.

313. IT'S A SWAMP RIDE, GET IT?

314. NO SKIN OFF MY NOSE.

315. SARAH!

316. I'M SURE KEVIN, ROLF, EVEN JOHNNY, WILL—

317. GO-KARTING.

318. GO-KARTING?

319. AND THEY WON'T BE BACK TILL SUPPER.

320. BYE-BYE.

321. AAH!

322. Ed: I THINK SARAH LIKES YOU, EDDY.

323. GREAT, WE'RE STUCK HERE WITH TWO GIRLS AND A JIMMY.

324. A CHANGE OF PLANS, DOUBLE D.

325. OUR MORE SENSITIVE SIDES.

326. 'CAUSE IT HAS A RASH.

327. THAT WITH US, ED.

328. NOW, WHAT DO GIRLS LIKE? HMM.

329. MY BELLY BUTTON.

330. HA HA HA.

331. AHEM. BEFORE ED FILLS DISTURBING IMAGES,

332. IN THEIR HABITAT.

333. STUDY? I FOLLOW MY GUTS, DOUBLE D.

334. I SMELL WAFFLES, GUYS.

335. SHUT UP, ED.

336. HA HA HA.

337. WON'T I STICK TO IT

338. AGAIN, SARAH?

339. DON'T BE SILLY, SILLY.

340. ON YOUR MARK, GET SET—

341. WHEE.

342. THE SWINGS IS AN ED!

343. CHECK THIS OUT, SARAH.

344. WOOHOO! YEAH!

345. HA HA.

346. AWESOME.

347. WHEE.

348. GEE, NAZZ, THAT WAS RAD.

349. DID IT HURT?

350. LAND SOFTLY, SARAH.

351. CAN I TRY?

352. UH, IT'S SORT OF DANGEROUS.

353. START SLOW. TRY THE SPINNING WHEEL.

354. OK, GIRLFRIEND.

355. DAH! BROKE MY BACK.

356. WHEE!

357. OH, OH!

358. DISCOVERY! DISCOVERY!

359. WHAT IS IT?

360. DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO PINCH HIS CHEEKS?

361. GET DOWN, GET DOWN.

362. JIMMY?

363. JACKRABBITS.

364. STUBBORN GRASS STAINS.

365. SODA ON THOSE CLOTHES.

366. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET THEM CLEAN.

367. IN THE DAISIES, SARAH.

368. WHEE! THE FRAGRANCE OF FLOWERS IS SO SWEET.

369. HELLO, ARE YOU NEW IN TOWN?

370. MAY I SMELL YOU?

371. WHY, THANK YOU.

372. YUCK. YOU SMELL LIKE CHEAP SHAMPOO.

373. I'M TEARING.

374. GENTLEMEN, AND I USE THAT TERM LIGHTLY,

375. I THINK I'VE COMPILED TO PROCEED.

376. MY OBSERVATIONS,

377. ONE, SOFT, AS IN NAZZ;

378. TWO, CLEAN, REFERENCE SARAH;

379. AND 3, FRESH FRAGRANCE, A LA JIMMY.

380. THAT'S STUPID. WE'RE RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED.

381. BINGO!

382. IT'S THE PANTS.

383. PANTS, EDDY?

384. CHICKS DIG PANTS.

385. NAZZ WEARS PANTS,

386. YOU WEAR PANTS.

387. I WEAR PANTS.

388. PAY ATTENTION, EDDY.

389. SOFT, CLEAN, AND FRESH IT IS.

390. HE DOES THAT.

391. HA HA HA.

392. HURRY, JIMMY.

393. CUTICLES, SARAH?

394. HEY, HOLD UP.

395. FOR THE FIRST TIME, FOR YOU TENDER TYPES,

396. AND PRICED TO LIKE, OUR "SNUGGLE-ME ED."

397. HE'S SOFT, CLEAN, AND FRESH.

398. SO WHAT?

399. ALL OVER HIM?

400. DOUBLE D, WOULD YOU PAY 25 CENTS TO HUG ED?

401. BUG?

402. GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

403. AAH!

404. OH NO, OW.

405. I DON'T THINK SHE WENT FOR IT.

406. OH, ED, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT.

407. I'M TELLING ON—

408. OH, NO, MY EARRING.

409. I LOST MY EARRING.

410. SO GUILTY.

411. WAAH! I LOVED MY EARRING.

412. SARAH, LOOK. I'M TRENDY.

413. SO PAINFUL.

414. MY EARRING.

415. GIMME IT.

416. THANK YOU, JIMMY.

417. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

418. DID YOU SEE THAT?

419. OVER STUPID JEWELRY.

420. DOUBLE D, IT'S A GOLD MINE.

421. GO ON.

422. RETREAT.

423. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? THEY'RE JUST GIRLS.

424. HEY, HEY, HEY! GET LOST.

425. NO GUYS ALLOWED.

426. IF YOU WEREN'T ED'S SISTER, I'D—

427. WHAT EDDY'S TRYING TO SAY IS,

428. WE'RE HAVING

429. JEWELRY?

430. A SALE!

431. BAUBLES AND BANGLES!

432. Ed: IMPORTED BY

433. EUROPEAN WIENERS...

434. BEHOLD!

435. Ed: BEHOLD!

436. WOW!

437. ALL THAT GOLD.

438. THEY'RE SO SHINY.

439. LEMME SEE, LEMME SEE.

440. EDDY?

441. I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING

442. ONLY STILL THE SAME, SO IT MATCHES,

443. TOO SIMILAR.

444. WE'LL JUST CHECK OUR VAULT.

445. OFFICER ED.

446. WHOA!

447. A SPATULA.

448. OH, HO HO.

449. JEWELRY FOR NAZZ.

450. HMM, THIS LOOKS INTERESTING.

451. YES, WELL, AN EYE FOR CREATIVITY.

452. HA HA HA.

453. THANKS, ED.

454. SHE WENT FOR IT, EDDY.

455. HMM.

456. IT'S GAUDY.

457. GAUDY NOTHING.

458. A BRAIN LAG,

459. OF OUR MORE POPULAR...

460. NECK DOOHICKEY THINGS.

461. CAN I TRY IT ON?

462. WHY, CERTAINLY, MISS. ALLOW ME.

463. HOW DO I LOOK?

464. LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.

465. WILL THAT BE CASH... OR CASH?

466. I DON'T LIKE IT!

467. MERCHANDISE, EDDY.

468. GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT.

469. CAN OPENERS.

470. CAN OPENERS.

471. ARE MOMS GIRLS?

472. NOT SURE.

473. WELL, TECHNICALLY...

474. BEATS ME.

475. HA HA HA.

476. BOY, THAT'S PRETTY.

477. OOPS.

478. THIS AIN'T A LIBRARY. BUY OR GET LOST.

479. Ed: EDDY!

480. FOR A MOMENT.

481. GUYS, I SPILLED PAINT ALL OVER MY GOOD PANTS.

482. OH, GREAT, WE'RE WHOOKED.

483. AWESOME PANTS!

484. ARE THEY FOR SALE?

485. UH...

486. I MUST HAVE THEM.

487. GIVE ME THEM. THEY'RE MINE.

488. I SAW THEM FIRST.

489. GET READY TO RETIRE, DOUBLE D.

490. HA HA. CASHIER'S THIS WAY, LADIES.

491. HEY,

492. AW, COME ON, EDDY.

493. A LAYAWAY PLAN?

494. PANTALOONS.

495. ANY OFFERS?

496. EDDY, IT WOULD BE AS A GIFT.

497. YES, MADAM.

498. AND SENTENCES, EDDY.

499. DOUBLE D, YOU CAN GET ME THOSE PANTS, CAN'T YOU?

500. EDDY.

501. DOUBLE D.

502. $5.00!

503. FOR THE GOLDEN PANTS.

504. SOLD!

505. PHEW!

506. PINCH ME, I'M DREAMING.

507. WHEE! ELVIS PRESLEY.

508. JEALOUS?

509. OH, NO.

510. THE TORMENT END?

511. THAT WASN'T GOLD, FAKERS.

512. YOU GYPPED US!

513. EXPOSED.

514. BUSTED.

515. NOPE, CAN'T THINK OF A WORD.

516. THE SHAME.

517. HERE'S YOUR MONEY, JIMMY.

518. GROW UP.

519. YOU GET HOME, ED.

520. CHARLATANS.

521. AND PHYSICALLY CONFUSING.

522. WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?

523. ED'S TROUSER-LESS STATE

524. OF HIS BRAIN.

525. ED, IS THAT YOU?

526. HUG ME!

527. WELL, THAT DIDN'T LAST LONG.

528. HUG!

529. ED!

530. DOUBLE D, MY FRIEND.

531. PLEASE, ED.

532. ED, NO, WAIT.

533. EDDY!

534. HA HA HA.

535. HUG, GUYS!

536. ED, YOU'RE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR.

537. OK, I FEEL LOVED NOW.

538. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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