1. This is fucking epic.Copy !req
2. I never thought I'd be in Myrtle Beach
with Kenny fucking Powers.Copy !req
3. Oh.Copy !req
4. Oh, uh, hey, why don't you
help unpack the boxes?Copy !req
5. I'm gonna go look for Kenny, okay?Copy !req
6. - Okay.
- Okay. Love you. Love you.Copy !req
7. Whoo!Copy !req
8. Kenny. I fucking made it.Copy !req
9. You shredded.Copy !req
10. Surf's motherfucking up, nigga.Copy !req
11. Let's take it down a notch, Stevie.Copy !req
12. There's lots of pussy at the beach.Copy !req
13. Yeah, dog, that's how I do.Copy !req
14. Excuse me.Copy !req
15. Yeah. I fucking made it, dude.Copy !req
16. Hey, will you hit me
with my towel real quick?Copy !req
17. - Oh, hello, sir.
- Yep. I put Toby in that hole...Copy !req
18. so no one would kidnap him.Copy !req
19. - That's smart.
- Parenting skills.Copy !req
20. I don't know, uh,
if you've been working out...Copy !req
21. - ... your body's looking good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
22. It's these waves. It tightens
everything up in the core.Copy !req
23. - Oh, nice, man.
- Whoa!Copy !req
24. You see me fucking dominate
that Wave, Powers?Copy !req
25. - Straight owning it, Shane.
- Unh! You know it.Copy !req
26. - Top Gun, I'm Tom Cruise, heh.
- I'm Tom, heh.Copy !req
27. - Who's this person?
- Who am I?Copy !req
28. The guy who's about to whip your ass...Copy !req
29. for getting my truck shot
with a cannonball.Copy !req
30. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
31. He boned you.Copy !req
32. I'm just fucking with you.Copy !req
33. - This is Shane. My best friend.
- That's right. Yeah.Copy !req
34. - Best friends? Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
35. It's really good meeting you. Oh.Copy !req
36. - Burned him twice.
- Twice.Copy !req
37. - He's at the beach.
- Whoo, whom, whoo!Copy !req
38. - He's in the ocean.
- Heh.Copy !req
39. I'm gonna need you two
to hit the ground running.Copy !req
40. We're gonna have to unfortunately convert
the dojo into Toby's room.Copy !req
41. I'm gonna need you
to baby-proof this up...Copy !req
42. stash the weapons,
make it kid-friendly.Copy !req
43. You two will use my computer
research lab as your sleeping chambers.Copy !req
44. There is a bed for each of you.Copy !req
45. Separate beds. Got It.Copy !req
46. So my bedroom is at the end of the hall.
Strictly off-limits.Copy !req
47. In fact, I need you to go get a deadbolt.Copy !req
48. I'm gonna lock that up. Are we clear?Copy !req
49. Yes, crystal clean Um, and now, uh—Copy !req
50. What the fuck are you
two whispering about?Copy !req
51. In order to avoid
some of the behavioral issues...Copy !req
52. that have occurred in the past...Copy !req
53. uh, Maria thought it would be a good
idea if I lay down some ground rules.Copy !req
54. You gotta be fucking kidding me.Copy !req
55. No, I'm" I'm not kidding. Uh...Copy !req
56. "Rules for new relationship...Copy !req
57. - ... with Kenny Powers.
- Heh.Copy !req
58. It is important for us to share
a mutual respect for one another.Copy !req
59. It's not healthy for me to put you
on a pedestal, or put you above me...Copy !req
60. or think about how a world without you
wouldn't even be a world worth living in."Copy !req
61. - What, are you about to cry?
- No. No, no, no.Copy !req
62. - Okay.
- Huh!Copy !req
63. "I will also no longer“ I will also
no longer be able to loan you...Copy !req
64. large sums of money."Copy !req
65. Whoa, whoa, what about
in case of emergency?Copy !req
66. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
67. Well, in the case of an emergency?Copy !req
68. Like, what if I was at a store
and I found...Copy !req
69. - ... a shirt I was gonna wear?
- That might qualify.Copy !req
70. You'd probably look
good as hell in that.Copy !req
71. Maria.Copy !req
72. And finally, "We must, by law...Copy !req
73. have the most coolest...Copy !req
74. and amazing shit-awesome time
in Myrtle fucking Beach.Copy !req
75. And party like the fuck, heh.
Sincerely, Stevie Janowski."Copy !req
76. Mm.Copy !req
77. All right. Well, there are a shit ton
of fun things to do in Myrtle Beach...Copy !req
78. that's for sure.
Let's not forget about Toby, okay?Copy !req
79. I mean, you guys are parents now.Copy !req
80. And with parenthood
comes certain sacrifices.Copy !req
81. A white baby needs care basically 24/7.Copy !req
82. - Got it.
- Urn...Copy !req
83. He a very handsome baby.Copy !req
84. Yeah, he is a handsome baby.Copy !req
85. Look Who's
stringing together sentences, huh?Copy !req
86. Miss Rules over here, heh.Copy !req
87. I got a pretty fucking dope life
here in Myrtle Beach.Copy !req
88. I'm not gonna let some handsome,
hot-as-fuck, little child ruin it.Copy !req
89. You got that, Toby? Look how
cute he is. I fucking hate him.Copy !req
90. The Feeling of Winning Big Time, Dude.Copy !req
91. Once upon a time, I believed in destinyCopy !req
92. But now I say F that B.Copy !req
93. Everything I have in this life,
I earn myself.Copy !req
94. There's no cosmic luck deciding
shit for us. My wealth, my fame...Copy !req
95. my World Series pennant,
I earned myself.Copy !req
96. What I didn't earn myself
was when I caught crabs.Copy !req
97. I got those from
sleeping at a Red Roof Inn.Copy !req
98. I'm like, "I ain't got cash."
She goes, "Let me give you a hand job.Copy !req
99. It'll be on me."Yes, ma'am."Copy !req
100. - Oh, nice.
- Celebrity.Copy !req
101. - Celebrity. Yeah.
- Celebrity.Copy !req
102. What the fuck are you
Satan worshippers looking at?Copy !req
103. Texas is here, man.Copy !req
104. Six-foot-three, 215 pounds...Copy !req
105. Texas.Copy !req
106. Barely got peach fuzz
over his pecker, heh.Copy !req
107. Nobody else knows about him.Copy !req
108. And he ain't got nowhere else to play.Copy !req
109. A little help with the ball, please?Copy !req
110. - It's me.
- Who's that?Copy !req
111. - Just kidding. Psyche your mind.
- Psyche your mind again, it's me.Copy !req
112. - Ha, ha.
- Well, if it ain't La Flama fucking Blanca.Copy !req
113. - Yeah.
- Straight up from the south side.Copy !req
114. How you doing, golden boy?Copy !req
115. - I'm just golden, baby, you said the word.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
116. Meanwhile, you're down here
squirting fire like a dragon's pussy.Copy !req
117. - You bet your ass I am.
- Don't you think Texas...Copy !req
118. ain't nibbling at your huevos, either.Copy !req
119. I can feel them. I come home...Copy !req
120. and feel like one had a little bite.Copy !req
121. - You know who it is. Ha, ha.
- That's you.Copy !req
122. Taking a bite.Copy !req
123. That's right. How you doing?
You been good?Copy !req
124. - What's your name?
- Shane.Copy !req
125. - Hey, Shane.
- Shane.Copy !req
126. - This is Shane.
- Shane catch your balls?Copy !req
127. - Yeah, Shane's the catcher on the team.
- Yeah?Copy !req
128. - How you doing?
- I'm good. Give me a second to talk...Copy !req
129. - ... to my man Kenny.
- Still driving that Blazer?Copy !req
130. So, Kenny, like I said...Copy !req
131. - ... things are looking real good for you.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
132. - Out here on the mound.
- Okay.Copy !req
133. That's not the reason
that I'm here today. All right?Copy !req
134. Have a look on the mound.Copy !req
135. Who the fuck is this idiot?Copy !req
136. He's from Russia. First name Ivan,
last name, Dochenko.Copy !req
137. Asian dude?Copy !req
138. Holy crackling shit.Copy !req
139. He's already thrown 80 balls today.
Did we clock in at what?Copy !req
140. One-oh-two.Copy !req
141. One-oh-two.Copy !req
142. Where did you find this kid?Copy !req
143. The Russians were prepping him to
be their stud coming to the new Olympics.Copy !req
144. But baseball got voted out
of the games, and we got him.Copy !req
145. With 102, I'd say
he's some kind of fucking prodigy.Copy !req
146. Big deal. This fucking Russian ass wipe
can throw 102 at practice...Copy !req
147. but can homeboy do that shit
in the heat of a game?Copy !req
148. You don't throw 102 in practice.Copy !req
149. Because what's the point?
It's fucking practice.Copy !req
150. - Walk with me.
- Get your head out of your ass.Copy !req
151. Come on, Skip, it's practice.Copy !req
152. Ooh! Looking good, Ivan.Copy !req
153. Step off the mound a minute,
take a break.Copy !req
154. I want you to meet somebody.Copy !req
155. Ivan Dochenko, Kenny Powers.Copy !req
156. Hello. I've never heard of you before.Copy !req
157. I grew up watching you, as a boy.Copy !req
158. Don't try to date me, heh,
I ain't that old.Copy !req
159. I'm dying to know, how much better
is America than, uh, Russian place?Copy !req
160. By "Russian place,"
do you mean Russia the nation?Copy !req
161. Yeah.Copy !req
162. America's good, you know?Copy !req
163. It's like— It's like Russia
in many ways, I feel like.Copy !req
164. - You should come and visit sometime.
- Why would I want to go to Russia?Copy !req
165. They've been enemies of America
for the longest time.Copy !req
166. Not for many years. That's all over now.Copy !req
167. That ended back In the '80s almost.Copy !req
168. So you think. But the people
in charge don't think that.Copy !req
169. You think there's still
conflict between-JCopy !req
170. Do I think? I know.
Whatever. Tomato, tomato.Copy !req
171. Which one?Copy !req
172. What is he talking about?Copy !req
173. - You said, "Tomato, tomato."
- We got a little language barrier.Copy !req
174. What is going on?
This is what you want me to do?Copy !req
175. Play word games with him?Copy !req
176. He throws good. Got a language barrier.
I need patience from you.Copy !req
177. Hey. Hop up there, stay" loosen,Copy !req
178. - Keep throwing the ball.
- Throw ball.Copy !req
179. - Take a walk with me.
- Good to meet you.Copy !req
180. Your face is— ls big. I like it.Copy !req
181. So, what do you think of the kid?Copy !req
182. I don't know, Roy.
It seems like he has a big ego.Copy !req
183. If there's one thing I've learned, uh,
there is no room for egos in baseball.Copy !req
184. That's exactly what I wanna
talk to you about.Copy !req
185. Kenny, I want you to be his mentor.Copy !req
186. I want you to take that kid
under your wing.Copy !req
187. I want you to show him how
a big leaguer does things.Copy !req
188. You trying to turn me into
motherfucking Mr. Miyagi?Copy !req
189. Mr. Miyagi was a bad motherfucker.Copy !req
190. Mr. Miyagi was fucking 4 feet tall
and Chinese.Copy !req
191. Man, Tm not trying to do that.Copy !req
192. You've never let me down yet, Kenny.
You've been a consummate professional.Copy !req
193. Well, Roy, you're asking
a whole lot of me here.Copy !req
194. I know I am.Copy !req
195. It's only because I know
you can handle it, hoss.Copy !req
196. Love you, baby.Copy !req
197. FuckerCopy !req
198. Whenever I've experienced
major obstacles in my life...Copy !req
199. I can usually depend on the power...Copy !req
200. of a beautiful woman's love
to help me conquer.Copy !req
201. If the time comes, and I call upon you
to believe in me...Copy !req
202. will you do it?Copy !req
203. Do what?Copy !req
204. Will you be the woman that would come
to a very important game of mine...Copy !req
205. in the moment of crisis, rise, stand,
look me dead in the eyes...Copy !req
206. and give me the confidence
I need to prevail?Copy !req
207. I mean, I guess. If I'm free.Copy !req
208. Okay. Yeah. Ah right, well, cool.
I'll take that. Sure.Copy !req
209. Cool. Thank you for believing in me.Copy !req
210. You're welcome, heh.Copy !req
211. It's whatever.Copy !req
212. In other news, looks like I'm stuck
with the kid for a spell.Copy !req
213. Ew! That sucks.Copy !req
214. You think I want to hang out
with my son?Copy !req
215. I'd much rather be doing cocaine...Copy !req
216. and watching the Saw movies
on DVD in your dorm room.Copy !req
217. Well, then what are you gonna dos?Copy !req
218. Kind of hard to say at this point.Copy !req
219. His bitch of a mom dumped
his ass on me, stone cold.Copy !req
220. Yeah, and guess what else?Copy !req
221. She also tried to seduce me,
put me into drugs...Copy !req
222. and put alcohol down my throat,
and tried to have me have sex to her.Copy !req
223. - Did you?
- Well, you know, I'd never He to you.Copy !req
224. So did you have sex with her?Copy !req
225. Mm-mm. Nope.Copy !req
226. Because what we have is solid gold.Copy !req
227. Why am I gonna ruin that
on some old pussy...Copy !req
228. that popped a kid out a year ago? No.Copy !req
229. I trust you, heh.Copy !req
230. I trust you too.Copy !req
231. Whoo! Look at him go, huh?Copy !req
232. Thattaboy. Go on and get it.Copy !req
233. Why aren't you swimming?Copy !req
234. I had tubes in my ears as a kid.Copy !req
235. Oh, I gotcha. Surprise, surprise.Copy !req
236. Dude loves riding some waves, Huck.Copy !req
237. Cutting him up like
he a fucking Ginsu knife.Copy !req
238. Kenny's good at everything
that has to do with water.Copy !req
239. - Swimming, Jet Ski...
- No, I know, Steve, I know.Copy !req
240. - Oh, you do?
- Yeah, I do.Copy !req
241. Yeah, I know a lot about Kenny.Copy !req
242. - Really?
- Yeah, I get him.Copy !req
243. In fact, the only thing
I don't get about him...Copy !req
244. is how the fuck you factor
into the situation.Copy !req
245. What? No— My role is essential.Copy !req
246. Who do you think got him
where he is today?Copy !req
247. I knew that man when he was
a dumb, fucking teacher.Copy !req
248. - Oh, no kidding?
- When he lived in Mexico.Copy !req
249. I knew him in high school.Copy !req
250. Yeah, I know about you in high school.Copy !req
251. I think I have an understanding of Kenny
over a long range of years. I—Copy !req
252. And he can't be
getting distracted, okay?Copy !req
253. Last thing he needs is some
fucking bitch-ass, little boy toy...Copy !req
254. goddamn hanger-on like you
getting in his way.Copy !req
255. Don't get in his way.Copy !req
256. - I'm not gonna get In his way.
- Good.Copy !req
257. You don't get in his way.Copy !req
258. You have nothing to worry about.
I got my eye on the ball.Copy !req
259. Just like a Catcher's supposed to do.Copy !req
260. Well, I got my eye on balls as well.Copy !req
261. Oh, no kidding.Copy !req
262. - Yeah, all the balls.
- Yeah.Copy !req
263. Multiple balls.Copy !req
264. Because that's what assistants do.Copy !req
265. Good luck watching
all them balls, Steve.Copy !req
266. - I'll watch as many as I want to.
- Yeah, good luck with it.Copy !req
267. What's up, K.P.?Copy !req
268. The trident.Copy !req
269. Poseidon, the god of the ocean's,
weapon of choice.Copy !req
270. Ancient mermen used to use this weapon
in battle to fight the crustacean armies...Copy !req
271. wand all the shrimps
and jellyfish in the sea.Copy !req
272. I often come out here
to this abandoned cement factory...Copy !req
273. to harness its power;
learn its secrets...Copy !req
274. think about life,
think about the game.Copy !req
275. They're the same thing, you know?Copy !req
276. Heads up.Copy !req
277. Nice hands.Copy !req
278. Now listen to what I have to say.Copy !req
279. I'm about to teach you some things
that can't be taught.Copy !req
280. Do you see the yonder peaks
of this ancient building?Copy !req
281. Do you mean the roof?Copy !req
282. - Yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
283. I need you to scale this
and find your way to the peak.Copy !req
284. Heh, no, I can't. That is impossible,
I can't do it.Copy !req
285. You won't climb up that thing?Copy !req
286. I can't. It's too— Too tall.Copy !req
287. Fine. Do you see there?Copy !req
288. That weird, dark, cavernous area
that's kind of scary?Copy !req
289. In order to become a man,
and on the team...Copy !req
290. you have to crawl into there
and murder a rat.Copy !req
291. Everyone on the team
has done this before.Copy !req
292. No.Copy !req
293. How am I supposed to mentor you
if you're not gonna do the exercises...Copy !req
294. or transitions that I've thought up of?Copy !req
295. - Give me something else—
- All right.Copy !req
296. How about you just, at a brisk pace,
run up that ramp and take your shirt oh'?Copy !req
297. Why should I take my shirt off?Copy !req
298. Because. Why wouldn't you do that?Copy !req
299. I'm trying to teach you lessons
that can't be taught.Copy !req
300. Think Luke Skywalker would've
learned anything from Yoda...Copy !req
301. if he kept saying "no"?Copy !req
302. - Luke Skywalker?
- From fucking Star Wars, dog.Copy !req
303. You know what? Fuck this.
Obviously, you don't want to fucking learn.Copy !req
304. You're sending me a mixed signal,
you know?Copy !req
305. Don't try to outsmart me, mister.Copy !req
306. I'm a fucking writer.Copy !req
307. - Yeah, and I'm deejay, bro.
- All right, fine.Copy !req
308. You think you can fucking fly solo...Copy !req
309. you could do this on your own?
Go for it.Copy !req
310. Good. I don't need lessons
from fucking has-been.Copy !req
311. - What'd you just say?
- You heard what I said.Copy !req
312. No, I didn't hear.Copy !req
313. - I called you a has-been.
- A has-been?Copy !req
314. - Yes.
- And I'm gonna assume...Copy !req
315. there was something
lost in translation.Copy !req
316. In Russia, a has-been is someone
who once was great, but is now shit.Copy !req
317. That's exactly the same thing
it means in America as well.Copy !req
318. That's why I said It.Copy !req
319. You better fucking think again, bro.Copy !req
320. I'm the most famous person
the Mermen has}.Copy !req
321. - The next one up to the majors.
- We shall see about that.Copy !req
322. You're seeing about it right now.Copy !req
323. I'm the team leader
Franchise star player.Copy !req
324. See it, saw it, sawn it. You're done.
I won the argument.Copy !req
325. And let me tell you something.Copy !req
326. I hope you pitch better
than your mouth works.Copy !req
327. Because for me, my mouth is
not as good as my arm, right?Copy !req
328. Fucking through your face and dead.Copy !req
329. Yeah, if I had the gun, I'm like...Copy !req
330. Fucking gun's chopped in half,
electricity comes into your face.Copy !req
331. - Two guns.
- That one's done too. Inside of you.Copy !req
332. And now you're a fucking puppet.Copy !req
333. I can bounce this around,
you're a puppet.Copy !req
334. - Smash your fucking face in.
- You are like baby.Copy !req
335. So I wish you...Copy !req
336. nothing but the best of luck.Copy !req
337. Because you're going to need it.Copy !req
338. Don't try to wish me good luck.Copy !req
339. Fuck. What the“?Copy !req
340. Let's go. Hey, man, don't fuck around.
Don't fuck around, man.Copy !req
341. Hey. Hey. He)'-Copy !req
342. You're my fucking ride.
Fuck you, motherfucker.Copy !req
343. Andrea?Copy !req
344. Andrea? Andrea?Copy !req
345. Is this Andrea's classroom?Copy !req
346. Andrea? Is this Andrea's classroom?
There you are.Copy !req
347. Sir, it's a closed session.Copy !req
348. Eat shit, fucker.Copy !req
349. Andrea, you made a promise to me,
and now, unfortunately...Copy !req
350. I have to collect upon that promise.Copy !req
351. Are you ready to believe in me?Copy !req
352. Nu?Copy !req
353. I'm in class right now.Copy !req
354. I'm slowly realizing this.Copy !req
355. Uh...Copy !req
356. Don't whisper. Nobody needs
to be whispering, okay?Copy !req
357. This is serious.Copy !req
358. We're talking about
our relationship here.Copy !req
359. Can we talk about this later?Copy !req
360. Okay, cool.
Well, I'm probably just freaking out.Copy !req
361. I got a lot of emotional baggage
I've been dealing with...Copy !req
362. I'm not some needy old dude
rushing into a classroom...Copy !req
363. masking for confidence.
Heh, that's not me.Copy !req
364. - That's not me, heh.
- Heh.Copy !req
365. Tm gonna go now,
I'm gonna be fine.Copy !req
366. Nobody worry about me.
I got this shit fucking cinched.Copy !req
367. All right. That's— That's; it.Copy !req
368. You sure you don't want
to come right now, just to...?Copy !req
369. You're busy. You guys are" Okay.Copy !req
370. What the fuck is this
Romper Room bullshit?Copy !req
371. Stevie. Steven.Copy !req
372. Kenny, I didn't hear you come in.Copy !req
373. I need you to explain this.
What is this?Copy !req
374. Well, this is retro-baby chic.Copy !req
375. I modeled this after a spread I saw in
the latest Southern Living. Do you like it'?Copy !req
376. Let me think about that for a second.
No, I fucking hate it.Copy !req
377. Tear it down. Start over. Restart.Copy !req
378. Okay, right now is one of those times
where I'm feeling a little disrespected.Copy !req
379. I come down here and you're
running around with some guy...Copy !req
380. and calling him your best friend.Copy !req
381. And now you want me to
redo all this hard Work?Copy !req
382. I just feel, hmm...Copy !req
383. like my feelings, uh, aren't
being taken into consideration.Copy !req
384. I'm sorry, Stevie, that I am not taking
your feelings into consideration.Copy !req
385. - Thank you.
- I'm sorry you decorated the room shittily.Copy !req
386. I'm sorry Shane is my best friend.Copy !req
387. And most importantly, I'm sorry that I just
broke this silly fucking lamp.Copy !req
388. Because my whole goddamn reign of
power's being challenged here, Stevie.Copy !req
389. I don't want my dojo to look like the place
the Cabbage Patch Kids come to fuck.Copy !req
390. Now this Russian's here
and he might almost be as good as me.Copy !req
391. - It makes me nervous
- Aah!Copy !req
392. I've never heard you say
you were nervous before.Copy !req
393. Well, It's because I've never
been nervous before, Stevie.Copy !req
394. - Does Shane know?
- Of course not.Copy !req
395. I'm not trying to look like
a bitch in front of Shane.Copy !req
396. He's my best friend. He's not
someone I say things to.Copy !req
397. Ah, okay. Okay.Copy !req
398. You know, Kenny, back in high school,
I used to watch you walk through the halls.Copy !req
399. And I'd say, "There goes the coolest,
cockiest kid in the world."Copy !req
400. But you're no longer
a kid anymore, Kenny.Copy !req
401. You're a man.Copy !req
402. And I guess all that coolness
and cockiness has, uh, transformed.Copy !req
403. But it's transformed...Copy !req
404. into something far more powerful.Copy !req
405. Battle-hardened confidence.Copy !req
406. Now, I have seen you face adversity
with April, your career, marketing...Copy !req
407. and Mexicans.Copy !req
408. And you, you always emerge victorious.Copy !req
409. I didn't just come down to Myrtle
for adventure...Copy !req
410. and possibly cheating on my wife.Copy !req
411. No. I came down here...Copy !req
412. to be inspired.Copy !req
413. I gotta admit, Stevie.Copy !req
414. I didn't think you had what it takes to deliver
a heartwarming, inspirational speech.Copy !req
415. Thank you.Copy !req
416. Because of your words,
I'm now ready to destroy.Copy !req
417. You need to fucking destroy now.Copy !req
418. I'm sorry for hurting your feelings
and destroying that dumb-ass lamp.Copy !req
419. Fuck my feelings and fuck that lamp.Copy !req
420. You need to get to the fucking stadium
and destroy.Copy !req
421. The Switch-hitting
Jansen stands in here...Copy !req
422. two on, top of the ninth.Copy !req
423. The stretch, the pitch—
Swung on and lined to right field, base hit.Copy !req
424. - Jorasco gets it in quickly.
- Come on.Copy !req
425. Time.Copy !req
426. Powers, you're in.Copy !req
427. Welcome to America, baby dick.Copy !req
428. The call has indeed gone to the bullpen.Copy !req
429. There will be a pitching change.Copy !req
430. It is six to one, Mermen, top of the ninth.Copy !req
431. And it's Kenny Powers.Copy !req
432. The big right-hander coming in
to shut the door once again.Copy !req
433. And now, pitching for the Mermen...Copy !req
434. Kenny Powers.Copy !req
435. All right now, here we go.Copy !req
436. You ready to show this Russian
how we do this in the States?Copy !req
437. - You're right.
- Well, show me what you got, Goose.Copy !req
438. I told you, I'm Tom Cruise.Copy !req
439. I'm gonna hat you think you are.Copy !req
440. - Guess what? I am Tom Cruise.
- You're not.Copy !req
441. - Tom Cruise.
- Strike this motherfucker out.Copy !req
442. - Tom Cruise. Thanks, Goose.
- No.Copy !req
443. I'm out of earshot.Copy !req
444. Kenny. Kenny.Copy !req
445. Go ahead and strike this pussy out.Copy !req
446. I was talking to you.Copy !req
447. Here we go.Copy !req
448. - Strike one.
- Yeah.Copy !req
449. Fuck yeah.Copy !req
450. - Strike two.
- Barn!Copy !req
451. Hey, that ain't distracting you, is it, huh?Copy !req
452. You're gonna be all right.Copy !req
453. Kenny. Kenny. Kenny.Copy !req
454. Goddamn it.Copy !req
455. Fuck.Copy !req
456. I'm sure he doesn't know—Copy !req
457. He gonna come here and probably
give you a little chit-chat.Copy !req
458. Powers, thank you, we won't be needing
your services the rest of the evening.Copy !req
459. You've got to be kidding me.Copy !req
460. One fucking hit. Are you serious?Copy !req
461. You've been preoccupied
all week.Copy !req
462. Pulling your dick,
messing around, monkey-shining.Copy !req
463. I'm gonna give the new guy a chance.Copy !req
464. The new guv?Copy !req
465. Hey, don't sass me, okay?Copy !req
466. Texas is here. You're gonna
fuck me in front of them?Copy !req
467. I don't have to fight with you.
Get off the mound.Copy !req
468. - Dick.
- Move it.Copy !req
469. Piece of shit.
Fucking racist cock-sucking...Copy !req
470. Send in the fucking commie.Copy !req
471. Ignorant choices.Copy !req
472. We'll see. We'll see how
the fucking Russian fares.Copy !req
473. - Here we go, Ivan.
- Come on, Ivan.Copy !req
474. Darnell, what the fuck?Copy !req
475. Yeah.Copy !req
476. - Goddamn.
- Unh!Copy !req
477. One fucking game, man.
One fucking game, okay? Who cares?Copy !req
478. Don't let that commie prick rattle you.Copy !req
479. I'm getting thrown
a bunch of things at once.Copy !req
480. April, this fucking kid is here,
this Russian person.Copy !req
481. It's just too much. It's too much, man.Copy !req
482. Hey. Hey. Hey. You look at me.Copy !req
483. Look me in the fucking eyes.
Stop being a goddamn pussy.Copy !req
484. You're fucking famous and shit,
and no one, no one can stop us.Copy !req
485. Never say die. Okay?Copy !req
486. - Whoa!
- Hell, yeah. There you go. Stand up.Copy !req
487. - Stand up and yell it in my face.
- Never say die!Copy !req
488. - Say it!
- Never say die!Copy !req
489. - Never say die. Never fucking die!
- Famous and shit.Copy !req
490. Never say die.Copy !req
491. - Never die.
- Goddamn it, that's right.Copy !req
492. Now, how's about I cut us
a couple more monster rails...Copy !req
493. for us young fucking Moods, huh?Copy !req
494. Oh, I fucking like that.
I'm gonna change this shitty song...Copy !req
495. - ... for something more coke worthy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
496. - Whoo!
- Fuck this shit.Copy !req
497. Talking about dope beads,
fat lines and tight friends.Copy !req
498. We are fucking celebrities, yo.Copy !req
499. Whoo!Copy !req
500. I don't even know half these bands.Copy !req
501. I know, I went crazy on LimeWire
in the early days, that's what—Copy !req
502. Oh, shit. I fucking love this song. Heh.Copy !req