1. - Don't freak out, dude. Just relax.
- I'm freaking out.Copy !req
2. You're fucking looking a little
suspicious. Now just calm down.Copy !req
3. If one of these pigs takes my wife,
I will kill them.Copy !req
4. Maria, down. Uh, down-ay.Copy !req
5. Fucking under the blankets.
Put that Tecate box on her head.Copy !req
6. - All right, he's calling us. He's calling us.
- Fuck.Copy !req
7. - Why are there so many dogs?
- Looking for al Qaedas. I don't know.Copy !req
8. - Stop it.
- I'm going to. Let me pull the fuck up.Copy !req
9. - Stop.
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
10. Hello. How are you, officer?Copy !req
11. Probably want the passports. Okay.Copy !req
12. Here you go. Just two passports
from two Americans.Copy !req
13. Destination?Copy !req
14. Uh, Shelby, North Carolina.
We're heading home.Copy !req
15. Heading to the hometown.Copy !req
16. You bust any Soviets out here today?Copy !req
17. You busting...? Busting the commies?Copy !req
18. No.Copy !req
19. Nature of your visit?Copy !req
20. The, uh...? The visit in Mexico?Copy !req
21. - Yeah.
- Uh...Copy !req
22. Mainly soul-searching.Copy !req
23. Soul-searching? Is that drug talk?Copy !req
24. No, no, no. We... No, we...Copy !req
25. - Vacation. It was a vacation trip.
- Okay.Copy !req
26. Went to Cabo Wabo, to "Macu Picos,"
where all the pyramids are.Copy !req
27. Just all the vacation destinations
in Mexico.Copy !req
28. Gonna need you to pull the car over, sir.Copy !req
29. Why do you need me to do that?Copy !req
30. Because I'm gonna search it.Copy !req
31. Okay.Copy !req
32. You know what?Copy !req
33. I got a confession to make, okay?Copy !req
34. But, Kenny...Copy !req
35. I just wanna come clean with this
so we can save everybody some time.Copy !req
36. - I don't think you need...
- Shh, shh, shh. I got this, Stevie.Copy !req
37. I've been hiding something, okay?Copy !req
38. - What are you hiding?
- This.Copy !req
39. Check it. You recognize who I am?Copy !req
40. Nope.Copy !req
41. Goatee.Copy !req
42. - What does that mean?
- Lock into the eyes.Copy !req
43. Take in the hair,
facial structural, uh, features.Copy !req
44. Kenny Powers.Copy !req
45. - Excuse me?
- Kenny Powers, Kenny Powers.Copy !req
46. The base... The baseball player?Copy !req
47. - The baseball player?
- The fucking baseball player.Copy !req
48. Holy shit, Kenny P. In the house.Copy !req
49. - How's it going?
- Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
50. I'd love to get out of here.
We're trying to.Copy !req
51. No, no, no. Can I get a picture?Copy !req
52. Give me a picture.
We gotta get a pic right now.Copy !req
53. Can you say that catch phrase
you always say? That...Copy !req
54. - You're fucking out.
- You're fucking out.Copy !req
55. It's "you're fucking out."Copy !req
56. - Ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
57. You're fucking out!Copy !req
58. - Yeah, okay.
- Whoo! All right!Copy !req
59. - So we're good.
- Here you go.Copy !req
60. Thank you very much.Copy !req
61. Nice to meet you.
Do you have any contact info?Copy !req
62. I do not.
Thank you for keeping the border safe.Copy !req
63. Hey, before you go.
You're fucking out of Mexico.Copy !req
64. - Ha-ha-ha.
- I'm good, huh?Copy !req
65. Let me know when you catch bin Laden.
I got some champagne.Copy !req
66. - Will do, motherfucker.
- You bet.Copy !req
67. Whoo!Copy !req
68. We're safe now, Maria.Copy !req
69. Kenny's celebrity saved us.Copy !req
70. Feels good to break the laws
in America again.Copy !req
71. Whoo! America!Copy !req
72. Whoo!Copy !req
73. Looks like that's the last of your shit.Copy !req
74. Here you go. Can you just take that?Copy !req
75. So it'll balance you out. Yeah.Copy !req
76. Hey, boo, could you give us a second?Copy !req
77. Can you wait inside, please?Copy !req
78. That's yours too. Don't forget that.Copy !req
79. There you go.Copy !req
80. Very strong legs. Very sure-footed.Copy !req
81. My little mule.Copy !req
82. Fucking Shelby.Copy !req
83. - Fucking Shelby.
- We made it.Copy !req
84. Guess you're gonna go
fuck April now, huh? Probably?Copy !req
85. - Probably? Definitely.
- Definitely?Copy !req
86. Maybe we'll start off slow with
a welcome-home blowjob.Copy !req
87. - Ooh!
- Yeah, we'll see how it goes.Copy !req
88. Light some candles, heat up
a fucking Lean Cuisine and go to town.Copy !req
89. Ooh! Get sexy, huh?Copy !req
90. Well, man, it was amazing
and I thank you.Copy !req
91. Thank you. I don't think I could've done
what I did in Mexico...Copy !req
92. without somebody there
to do all the rest of the shit...Copy !req
93. that needed to be done
down in Mexico.Copy !req
94. It's my job, man. That's my job.Copy !req
95. Give me some skin.Copy !req
96. I'll see you around.Copy !req
97. Not if I see you first.Copy !req
98. Oh!Copy !req
99. Look! A penny!Copy !req
100. Adiós, Stevie.Copy !req
101. - Dustin? Honey, you want this?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
102. Mi familia.Copy !req
103. I've returned to you.Copy !req
104. - Uncle Kenny.
Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
105. Well, if it isn't my favorite nephew, huh?
How you doing, buddy?Copy !req
106. And the other nephew.
Look at you, Biggie Smalls. Goddamn.Copy !req
107. Look like you've aged three years
since last I saw you.Copy !req
108. Got some sort of reverse
Benjamin Button thing going on?Copy !req
109. Oh, he's fine, Kenny. Wayne's normal.Copy !req
110. Yeah, of course he is.Copy !req
111. Get in here, motherfucker.Copy !req
112. - Ha-ha-ha.
- You bastard.Copy !req
113. Look at this one, huh?Copy !req
114. - Old sweet tits.
- Oh.Copy !req
115. - Wow, you've really trimmed up.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
116. Not nearly as heavy as you were last time.
You look great.Copy !req
117. Yeah. That kissing-on-the-cheek thing
is a custom I picked up abroad.Copy !req
118. Not trying to flirt.Copy !req
119. Now, when you say that you were abroad,
does that mean Tampa or?Copy !req
120. Well, Tampa didn't really pan out
the way I hoped it would.Copy !req
121. So I decided just to split
and head down to Mexico.Copy !req
122. I fought and fucked my way to being
the greatest gringo that country's ever seen.Copy !req
123. I also found our father...Copy !req
124. and earned a place on a team
in Myrtle Beach.Copy !req
125. - True story.
- Wait a second. You found Pop?Copy !req
126. - Mm-hm.
- Did he ask about me or?Copy !req
127. No, he didn't really ask about you at all.Copy !req
128. It was me who went there
and searched for him.Copy !req
129. We're not gonna sit in Mexico
in an adobe...Copy !req
130. talking about somebody who's
not even there. That'd be stupid.Copy !req
131. Oh.Copy !req
132. Whose birthday is it?Copy !req
133. - It's Rose.
- Rose.Copy !req
134. - Who?
- Your niece, Rose.Copy !req
135. Oh, Rose. Okay. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
136. - Anyway, I gotta get a move on.
- Okay.Copy !req
137. I got a pot of titties waiting for me
at the end of the rainbow.Copy !req
138. Before I can sip upon them...Copy !req
139. I need to go ahead and take a big old shit
in a fucking American toilet.Copy !req
140. - Cool?
- Yeah.Copy !req
141. Give me high-fives. American high-fives.Copy !req
142. Good to see your goddamn white faces.
Give it up.Copy !req
143. - Yeah.
- Whoo!Copy !req
144. I mean "school."Copy !req
145. Hop up, sweetheart.Copy !req
146. Get out of here.Copy !req
147. Excuse me.Copy !req
148. Lunch kids!
All you motherfuckers eating food...Copy !req
149. put it down. Look up to me.Copy !req
150. I need all eyes up here now.Copy !req
151. Get this thing out of here.Copy !req
152. Everyone, eyes up here.Copy !req
153. Fucking eyes up here...Copy !req
154. so I have all the attentions of everyone.
Attention, please.Copy !req
155. For those of y'all
who do not know who I am...Copy !req
156. my name is Kenny Powers.Copy !req
157. And as fucked up and weird
as it may seem...Copy !req
158. I used to be a teacher here.Copy !req
159. But now I return to you...Copy !req
160. a victor, a champion...Copy !req
161. a man who has defeated
the face of Mexican baseball.Copy !req
162. Not to get back my old job.
Fuck that noise.Copy !req
163. But to capture the heart
of one of your teachers...Copy !req
164. and take her away forever.Copy !req
165. So at this time...Copy !req
166. I would like the beautiful,
the forgiving...Copy !req
167. the talented,
big-chested art teacher...Copy !req
168. to please step forward.Copy !req
169. Where's she at?Copy !req
170. Show me them big old titties.
Come on.Copy !req
171. I... I...Copy !req
172. I'm the art teacher.Copy !req
173. The fuck you are.
Where's the real art teacher?Copy !req
174. Hey, Kenny. What are you doing?Copy !req
175. What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm here to get April.Copy !req
176. Well, then you're standing on a table
cursing at children for no reason...Copy !req
177. because she doesn't
work here anymore.Copy !req
178. Well, where the fuck is she?Copy !req
179. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
180. Why don't you take your feet out of
Clyde Tryksler's potatoes...Copy !req
181. step down off of
our state-funded lunch tables...Copy !req
182. and I will take you to see her myself.
Is that fair?Copy !req
183. All right.Copy !req
184. Okay, people,
sorry if I fucked up your lunch here.Copy !req
185. My bad. Stay in school.Copy !req
186. Fight the power. And don't do drugs.Copy !req
187. Unless, of course,
you're doing them with me. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
188. - Never gonna turn down free drugs.
- Not funny. Not a funny joke.Copy !req
189. - Come down.
- It's school lunch. Who cares?Copy !req
190. Shit's like a buck 25. Get over it.
Get out of the way.Copy !req
191. So this, uh...Copy !req
192. This Myrtle Beach thing,
it's different from the one in Tampa?Copy !req
193. I have to say, on the surface
it sounds remarkably similar.Copy !req
194. Dude, don't worry about
my deals, all right?Copy !req
195. Don't understand why April's playing
Flip This House.Copy !req
196. Everyone knows the bubble burst
on that shit years ago.Copy !req
197. Well, she gave it a pretty good go
after you left.Copy !req
198. But I think her heart just really wasn't
in teaching anymore.Copy !req
199. You know, there was a moment in time
when I was in the pits and anus of Mexico.Copy !req
200. Where is that?Copy !req
201. - It's a town called Copales.
- Okay.Copy !req
202. And while I was there,
I thought for a brief moment...Copy !req
203. that you two actually had
gotten married.Copy !req
204. Oh, yeah, no.Copy !req
205. And I was thinking what a fucking stupid
mistake that would've been for her.Copy !req
206. For...? Oh, for her.Copy !req
207. - Just terrible.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
208. Being that you kind of already
had been there and then it was destroyed...Copy !req
209. - Yeah.
and the real love was found.Copy !req
210. And it would've been such a compromise
to be with you.Copy !req
211. Yeah. It's kind of insulting, isn't it?Copy !req
212. Just a little bit?Copy !req
213. - It... I was... I'm destiny, Cutty.
- Oh. Hmm.Copy !req
214. - This is a wonderful outfit...
- Yep.Copy !req
215. you've put together here.
- La Flama Blanca.Copy !req
216. - What is it?
- La Flama Blanca.Copy !req
217. It's Spanish for "the White Flame."Copy !req
218. I was pitching pure, from the heart,
so that's why I wore a suit...Copy !req
219. with white and silver flames on it.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
220. But now it all climaxes here.Copy !req
221. Crazy you're here to witness it.Copy !req
222. Who would've guessed?Copy !req
223. I don't know.Copy !req
224. - Watch as I win her back.
- Okay.Copy !req
225. Hey, you know, there's actually
one other thing you should know.Copy !req
226. Uh...Copy !req
227. No, I'll let him find out.Copy !req
228. Okay, so this is it.Copy !req
229. What do you guys think of the house?Copy !req
230. I don't know. Ever since my hysterectomy
I swore I'd never get a place with stairs.Copy !req
231. I haven't done this
as long as Jamie has...Copy !req
232. but this is the best floor plan
that I have ever seen.Copy !req
233. Or we could show you
the 1.5- Million place with an elevator.Copy !req
234. April?Copy !req
235. Your champion has returned
to reclaim his love.Copy !req
236. I stand before you
as a man pure of heart.Copy !req
237. Oh, fuck, you're pregnant.Copy !req
238. - Oh, fuck me.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
239. What are you doing in here, Kenny?Copy !req
240. I came... I came back for you,
just like I promised I would.Copy !req
241. No, you didn't promise
anything like that.Copy !req
242. Well, I came to mend things.
Oh, my God. Holy shit!Copy !req
243. - We could come back.
- No, you don't have to.Copy !req
244. - Who's the fucking dad?
- Well, hello, Jamie.Copy !req
245. - What's up, stalker?
- Oh, I'm the stalker?Copy !req
246. - Yeah.
- Who is this guy?Copy !req
247. Oh, Jamie? Jamie is
the smooth-talking black gentleman...Copy !req
248. who lured April away
from the noble craft of teaching.Copy !req
249. - He did not lure me.
- Yes, he did.Copy !req
250. No, he did not, Cutler.Copy !req
251. With promises of high commissions
and big percentages.Copy !req
252. Just stop. Please, just stop.Copy !req
253. I think I've fucking figured it out here.Copy !req
254. You being all coy.
Him being all damn touchy-feely.Copy !req
255. I knew things had probably gotten dark.
I never imagined shit had gotten this dark.Copy !req
256. - What's that supposed to mean?
- You do the math, buddy.Copy !req
257. I've been through goddamn thick and thin,
hell and fucking high water.Copy !req
258. I come back to find you've made your bed
with another man.Copy !req
259. Who the fuck do you think you are?
Honestly?Copy !req
260. Get out.Copy !req
261. Stay away from me.Copy !req
262. Because I never, ever wanna
see your face ever again.Copy !req
263. Do you just not wanna see me today?Copy !req
264. - Just wanna cool down...?
- No, ever.Copy !req
265. Get out.Copy !req
266. Well, I wouldn't wanna ruin a sale, huh?Copy !req
267. Guess you guys gotta
make those commissions...Copy !req
268. be able to buy all the goddamn FUBU...Copy !req
269. and OshKosh B'gosh
and shit the baby's gonna be wearing.Copy !req
270. Hey, potential homebuyers...Copy !req
271. hope y'all know that a lot of rapes
happened in this house.Copy !req
272. - Get out!
- I hope you disclosed that, April.Copy !req
273. Get out of here.Copy !req
274. There were no rapes here,
as far as I know.Copy !req
275. - Yeah.
- Goddamn.Copy !req
276. I'll admit, Clegg, I didn't think
I was gonna be seeing you again.Copy !req
277. But it's nice to know that
whenever I hit rock bottom...Copy !req
278. you'll always be here,
waiting with a big old line of cocaine.Copy !req
279. - How was rehab?
- Great.Copy !req
280. Bunch of hottie heroin junkies
running around.Copy !req
281. Once you get rid of that needle,
they go straight for the dick.Copy !req
282. Yeah, they got a few of them
pretty girls down in Mexico. Heh.Copy !req
283. Temptresses.Copy !req
284. Little Spanish caramel fucking sirens.Copy !req
285. I was trying to save myself,
keep pure for April.Copy !req
286. Then I get back here...Copy !req
287. turns out she didn't have
the same fucking agenda as me.Copy !req
288. She's pregnant...Copy !req
289. with a black man's baby.Copy !req
290. But you were fucking
some other people, right?Copy !req
291. Yeah. I basically fucked like...Copy !req
292. almost a whole entire village
full of Mexican women.Copy !req
293. I'll be damned. Kenny fucking Powers.Copy !req
294. Whoo! Look who's back in town.Copy !req
295. Last time I saw you,
I think I had a yeast infection.Copy !req
296. I'm all cleared up now. Ha, ha.
You miss me?Copy !req
297. They got girls like me in Tampa?Copy !req
298. Ha. Yeah, I'm sure they got
sluts in Tampa.Copy !req
299. But I didn't go there, wet puss.Copy !req
300. I went to Mexico on an epic spiritual quest
that ended in failure.Copy !req
301. Wait, whoa. You still got
Myrtle Beach coming up.Copy !req
302. Doesn't matter, Clegg.
The Pavilion's closed...Copy !req
303. and Myrtle Beach
ain't what it used to be.Copy !req
304. Why are you dressed as Boss Hogg?Copy !req
305. I'm not dressed like Boss Hogg,
you dumb bitch.Copy !req
306. I'm dressed like pure.Copy !req
307. Just, why don't you go fuck off?Copy !req
308. Don't you got somebody
you gotta give AIDS to?Copy !req
309. Fucking retard.Copy !req
310. So anyway, I'm thinking...Copy !req
311. if you're not doing anything
this summer...Copy !req
312. we get on the road
and go hit some dates.Copy !req
313. Some JB and the Boys, Keller,
fucking Gov't Mule.Copy !req
314. Hit the Southwestern leg,
maybe get into some Psycho Toads.Copy !req
315. That sound like a good idea?Copy !req
316. Is this fucking Seger?Copy !req
317. It's definitely Seger.Copy !req
318. Aw, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
319. I gotta get out of here.
I need to get some fucking air, dude.Copy !req
320. All right.Copy !req
321. Is it the blow?
This is pretty cheap shit.Copy !req
322. Come here.Copy !req
323. Excuse me.
Can't listen to any romantical shit now.Copy !req
324. - We were listening to that.
- Not anymore.Copy !req
325. Kenny, have you been crying?Copy !req
326. - What's the matter?
- I'm not crying. It's just lake water.Copy !req
327. What is the matter with you?Copy !req
328. Well, since you asked,
April's what's the matter.Copy !req
329. - Oh, so you've, uh, talked to her then?
- I tried to talk to her.Copy !req
330. But all she cares about talking about
is her new goddamn business partner...Copy !req
331. and her unborn multicultural baby.Copy !req
332. - April's pregnant?
- Big news.Copy !req
333. Heck, that's... Good for her, yeah.Copy !req
334. What are y'all talking about?
That's not good for her.Copy !req
335. That's fucking bad for her.
It's even worse for me.Copy !req
336. Kenny, come on, man.Copy !req
337. You think Mom should've waited
all those years for Dad to come back?Copy !req
338. Oh, come on. Give me a fucking break.Copy !req
339. Don't act like you're
the goddamn expert of father.Copy !req
340. Well, okay.
Have you thought of maybe just...Copy !req
341. saying sorry to April
and then start from there?Copy !req
342. I cannot do that. It's negatory.Copy !req
343. It should be her who's
fucking apologizing to me.Copy !req
344. I still don't understand
why she would do this.Copy !req
345. Well, I don't know, maybe because
you left her at a fucking gas station.Copy !req
346. Look, Kenny, if you really wanna do
right by April then leave her alone.Copy !req
347. Let her have her own life
and get on with yours.Copy !req
348. Go to Myrtle.
Go and be a baseball player.Copy !req
349. That's what you've been
chasing your whole life.Copy !req
350. Maybe you're right, Dustin.Copy !req
351. Guess I should just go be a cold,
calculated killing machine on the mound.Copy !req
352. Just striking out idiots joylessly...Copy !req
353. just going through the motions...Copy !req
354. because no one loves me
and my heart is dead.Copy !req
355. As they say in Mexico, buenas noches.Copy !req
356. Maria? Maria?Copy !req
357. How long are your cousins
planning on staying here?Copy !req
358. Don't mind me.
It's just my fucking house.Copy !req
359. I'll get the fucking door.Copy !req
360. - What's up?
- Oh, thank God.Copy !req
361. Listen, Maria's cousins came over
about an hour after we got here...Copy !req
362. and I don't think they're leaving.Copy !req
363. Well, then just get ahold
of yourself, all right?Copy !req
364. Because I came here
to bid you farewell, Stevie.Copy !req
365. I'm starting a new life today,
one where I'm gonna be alone.Copy !req
366. No. I'm fucking coming with you.Copy !req
367. Let's bolt.
I'm not even gonna say goodbye.Copy !req
368. You can't.
You need to stay here with Maria.Copy !req
369. Listen, I think I made a mistake.Copy !req
370. No, you didn't make a mistake, man.Copy !req
371. This is the pangs and curiosities of love.Copy !req
372. Always second-guessing yourself,
but knowing at the core...Copy !req
373. it's the right thing to do.
You can't run from that.Copy !req
374. Kenny, I literally cannot even talk to her
because she speaks another language.Copy !req
375. It does not matter.
Love is the international language.Copy !req
376. She has all her cousins in there.Copy !req
377. I feel like I'm being strangled by, like...Copy !req
378. a bunch of Mexicans
on a necklace just trying to...Copy !req
379. - That's love, dude.
- That's love?Copy !req
380. Let it take hold and rip out
every last breath you have.Copy !req
381. Just trust me.Copy !req
382. It's better to be strangled
by a necklace of Mexicans...Copy !req
383. than to be strangled by no one at all.Copy !req
384. - Hola, Kenny.
- Hola, Maria.Copy !req
385. That's a nice T-shirt.Copy !req
386. Because it's true.Copy !req
387. "Love is the best gift ever."Copy !req
388. Listen. I have one final favor
I need to ask the both of you.Copy !req
389. What is it?Copy !req
390. It's your book.Copy !req
391. You finally finished it?Copy !req
392. You know what to do with this.Copy !req
393. Do you know what to do with that?Copy !req
394. I think I know what to do with this.Copy !req
395. So you don't ruin it,
what are you gonna do with it?Copy !req
396. I'm going to listen to it?Copy !req
397. You're already wrong. You're going...Copy !req
398. - To give it to April.
- To April.Copy !req
399. This is truth.Copy !req
400. You live by that.Copy !req
401. You die by that.Copy !req
402. Then you'll have a happy marriage.Copy !req
403. Adiós, you two crazy lovers.Copy !req
404. Okay, thank you guys for coming.Copy !req
405. Y'all have my card if you need anything.Copy !req
406. And that list price is just a start.
Our sellers are very motivated. Very.Copy !req
407. Hi. Heh.Copy !req
408. Are you here for the open house?Copy !req
409. Tits grande?Copy !req
410. Yes?Copy !req
411. For you.Copy !req
412. Chapter one continued.Copy !req
413. More of what I was just saying.Copy !req
414. Never in a million years
did I imagine myself being in Mexico.Copy !req
415. After all, who would?Copy !req
416. Most Mexicans spend their day
just trying to get out.Copy !req
417. So you can hardly blame foreigners
like myself for not thinking about getting in.Copy !req
418. Oddly enough, the people here aren't
that different from ones back home...Copy !req
419. when you get past
the lack of interest in real sports...Copy !req
420. and the need to have yellow rice
at every fucking meal.Copy !req
421. Can't help but notice
how much they stick together too.Copy !req
422. When you see Mexicans
in the States you think:Copy !req
423. "Oh, there's a group of Mexicans
doing Mexican things together."Copy !req
424. But here you see it's not just because they
talk the same language and are all Catholic.Copy !req
425. Family means a lot to these people.Copy !req
426. Relationships, husbands, wives,
parents, all that shit.Copy !req
427. Reminds me of why I'm here
in the first place.Copy !req
428. The quest is nothing if you got
no one to brag about it to.Copy !req
429. You'll never reach the end
if you're only doing it for yourself.Copy !req
430. Me, I'm doing it for a girl
I had to leave behind just to get this far.Copy !req
431. Now I gotta go a little further
to get back to her.Copy !req
432. All I can do is hope that
one day she'll understand...Copy !req
433. and when that day comes
it's not too late.Copy !req
434. Chapter Nothing:
The Fucking Epilogue.Copy !req
435. You're really leaving already?Copy !req
436. Yes, I am, Wayne.Copy !req
437. There's absolutely nothing
for me here in Shelby, so I'm out.Copy !req
438. Well, I can't believe it,
but I think he's actually leaving.Copy !req
439. Really?Copy !req
440. - Yeah.
- Damn.Copy !req
441. - How far away is Myrtle Beach?
- About four hours.Copy !req
442. Ooh, can you get us fireworks?Copy !req
443. Not if you don't clean up
this goddamn Jet Ski so I can go.Copy !req
444. Come on, get back to it.Copy !req
445. I can't go to Myrtle Beach with
the most disgusting Jet Ski ever seen.Copy !req
446. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
447. I listened to your tapes.Copy !req
448. Oh, you read my book?Copy !req
449. I appreciate how honest you were in it.Copy !req
450. Yeah, well, I took some artistic license
with some things. Like the Vida parts.Copy !req
451. - I really only fucked her a handful of times.
- It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
452. But all the parts about
doing everything for you...Copy !req
453. that stuff was true.Copy !req
454. Kenny, I have something to tell you.Copy !req
455. Yeah, I have something to tell you too.Copy !req
456. I'm sorry, April.Copy !req
457. I learned a lot down in Mexico.Copy !req
458. I learned that sometimes, to be the man,
you gotta beat the man.Copy !req
459. I learned the grass is not always greener.Copy !req
460. I learned that adversity's sweet milk
is philosophy, April.Copy !req
461. The baby's yours.Copy !req
462. I don't need anything from you,
I don't expect anything from you.Copy !req
463. I just wanted you to know.Copy !req
464. It's taken me some time
to accept the situation and be happy...Copy !req
465. but I am.Copy !req
466. I'm excited to be a mama, Kenny.Copy !req
467. Are you gonna say something or?Copy !req
468. You're not making sense.Copy !req
469. You know, just process everything.Copy !req
470. - Of course.
- You know.Copy !req
471. I was actually planning on splitting
out of town to go to Myrtle Beach.Copy !req
472. - Got a job just pitching down there.
- Okay, of course.Copy !req
473. Yeah, of course you need time
to process this.Copy !req
474. And, um, that's okay.Copy !req
475. - That's okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
476. April?Copy !req
477. You know,
I don't have to leave right now.Copy !req
478. You know, there's this, uh...Copy !req
479. A really cool Mexican place
down the road.Copy !req
480. Has really awesome food,
but the decor is kind of shitty.Copy !req
481. It's kind of like Mexico itself, heh.Copy !req
482. Kenny, I'm gonna need you to know...Copy !req
483. that I'm not interested
in being in love with you anymore.Copy !req
484. I get that.Copy !req
485. But I've...Copy !req
486. I've just come a long way.Copy !req
487. And I'd just like a chance
to catch up with you.Copy !req
488. Okay.Copy !req
489. Okay?Copy !req
490. All right, cool. Well, how about I drive?Copy !req
491. - I'll follow you.
- You'll...?Copy !req
492. I see why you'd be wary
of riding with me.Copy !req
493. - Right.
- That's understandable. Okay.Copy !req
494. So we'll just meet there?Copy !req
495. - I'll meet you there. Okay.
- Meet there. Okay.Copy !req
496. It's not the black guy's kid. It's mine.Copy !req
497. Guys, come on, scram.Copy !req
498. Jet Ski's clean.
Get the fuck out of there.Copy !req