1. Skillfully adjusted by Longanimité.Copy !req
2. - Burn them all.
- Kenny, what are you doing here?Copy !req
3. I need a tape recorder with a microphone.
I need to record something.Copy !req
4. I have a cracked version of Logic Pro 8—Copy !req
5. - I don't fucking care. Just set it up.
- Okay.Copy !req
6. I'm so glad you came over.Copy !req
7. Okay, so I can have the EQ optimized
for what you wanna do.Copy !req
8. I just need to know,
are you gonna be singing?Copy !req
9. I'm not gonna be fucking singing,
all right?Copy !req
10. I'm laying down my new audio book.Copy !req
11. No writing, just spoken words.
The old-fashioned way.Copy !req
12. There anything special
you want me to name the file?Copy !req
13. Name the file "Press record now
before I smash your fucking face in."Copy !req
14. Okay. And we're rolling.Copy !req
15. When my ass was 34 years old,
I quit professional baseball.Copy !req
16. I haven't played professionally
for several years now...Copy !req
17. but in my heart...Copy !req
18. I quit for real this time.Copy !req
19. Tonight.Copy !req
20. It's time I accept the fact
that the glory days of my life...Copy !req
21. are now behind me.Copy !req
22. Just like Neil Armstrong...Copy !req
23. I went to space
and now I'm back and nobody gives a shit.Copy !req
24. Therefore,
I will now settle into this new life.Copy !req
25. I will find new ways
in which to use this arm.Copy !req
26. I will take my current responsibilities
seriously...Copy !req
27. and try to do them
the best that I possibly can.Copy !req
28. And realizing that the love of my life
has chosen another...Copy !req
29. I will move forward...Copy !req
30. without her.Copy !req
31. I do all these things
not because I want to...Copy !req
32. but because I have to.Copy !req
33. From this moment forward...Copy !req
34. Kenny Powers is just like everyone else.Copy !req
35. Normal.Copy !req
36. Not special.Copy !req
37. No hopes.Copy !req
38. No dreams.Copy !req
39. Pretending to be happy
when he's really super sad.Copy !req
40. Just an average guy
with exceptional hair...Copy !req
41. nothing more and nothing less.Copy !req
42. From this moment forward...Copy !req
43. the people's champion...Copy !req
44. the Shelby Sensation...Copy !req
45. the Reverse Apache Master...Copy !req
46. the man with the golden dick...Copy !req
47. Dr. Cock 'n' Balls...Copy !req
48. that Kenny Powers...Copy !req
49. is now dead.Copy !req
50. And he will never pick up a baseball...Copy !req
51. ever fucking again.Copy !req
52. Chapter two:Copy !req
53. "The Next Chapter."Copy !req
54. Well, she's hot but she's a bitch.Copy !req
55. Yeah, but it looks like you got—
Gave her muscles.Copy !req
56. No, no, she ain't got no muscles.Copy !req
57. You should make this tit bigger
than that one.Copy !req
58. No, that's— That's— That's—Copy !req
59. - Excuse me. Dusty Powers?
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
60. Why is this indigo tile darker
than the indigo tile that I ordered?Copy !req
61. Darker?
I ordered the product number you gave me.Copy !req
62. So this tile right here
looks just like what we ordered?Copy !req
63. - Yeah, it—
- Are you retarded? Are you stupid?Copy !req
64. Are you—? Are you an idiot?
What the fuck are you staring at me for?Copy !req
65. Listen, Dusty, I flip houses for a living.Copy !req
66. They are going to do a reality show on me
once the market, you know...Copy !req
67. - But anyway, I use a very specific—
- Sorry about that.Copy !req
68. - What?
- I said, I'm sorry about that, the show.Copy !req
69. Are you smart-mouthing me?Copy !req
70. No. That— He— I'm sorry too.
A reality show would be really cool for you.Copy !req
71. How am I gonna take care of this?
Know how much this is gonna cost?Copy !req
72. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
73. I'll accept full responsibility
and cover any cost on the tile.Copy !req
74. How am I supposed to flip this thing
if I have the wrong tile?Copy !req
75. You gave me a product number,
and that's what I ordered.Copy !req
76. - That's Aubergine—
- Sorry, I have to take this.Copy !req
77. Sure. Aubergine 316.Copy !req
78. Kenny Powers, can I help you?Copy !req
79. - What's up, dawg?
- Goddamn it, this isn't a good time now.Copy !req
80. Oh, really?Copy !req
81. I thought it was always a good time
to get rich.Copy !req
82. - What are you talking about?
- Got a call from Ashley Schaeffer today...Copy !req
83. and he was talking big money, Kenny.Copy !req
84. I'm talking $500, half of that in cash...Copy !req
85. half of it in coupons
to local businesses, baby.Copy !req
86. Cancel it. I'm not interested.Copy !req
87. Okay, well,
he thought you would say that...Copy !req
88. and wanted me to tell you
he has security footage...Copy !req
89. of you throwing that cinder block
through that BMW window.Copy !req
90. Okay, on second thought,
tell him I will take that meeting...Copy !req
91. but make sure he knows
I'm not coming there for business.Copy !req
92. I'm coming there as Kenny Powers the man,
not the legend, the one he's pissed at.Copy !req
93. Okay. Good strategy, Kenny.Copy !req
94. I appreciate you picking up
when I called too.Copy !req
95. Kenny?Copy !req
96. Wow, pretty impressive.Copy !req
97. Too bad all these people showed up
to see a man who no longer exists.Copy !req
98. - Don't be afraid to look at the cars.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
99. - There you go.
- Who's Reg Mackworthy?Copy !req
100. My arch fucking nemesis.
Come on, let's bolt.Copy !req
101. There he is, the man with the golden arm.
Kenny Powers, how the hell are you?Copy !req
102. Schaeffer, you asshole.
What is all this shit? You set me up.Copy !req
103. Hey. Kenny Powers. How's it going, man?Copy !req
104. - Pretty good until I saw your black ass.
- Oh, now.Copy !req
105. It's been a long time
since I've seen you around.Copy !req
106. Matter of fact, last time I saw you,
I ended your career.Copy !req
107. - Oh, yeah.
- No, you didn't.Copy !req
108. I ended my career myself a week ago,
on my own.Copy !req
109. Oh, so you double-retired?Copy !req
110. Can you feel the tension? I can.Copy !req
111. I can feel it down in my plums.
They're getting a nice bluish hue.Copy !req
112. Getting ready to take them
to the farmers' market.Copy !req
113. If I recall correctly,
the last time you guys met...Copy !req
114. one of you hit a grand slam.Copy !req
115. The other one
walked out of baseball forever.Copy !req
116. And now here you are, reunited.Copy !req
117. - It's like a goddamn Greek tragedy.
- What you talking about, Ash?Copy !req
118. Some sort of pitching competition,
some shit straight out of The Natural:Copy !req
119. Whammer and Hobbs,
right here, right now.Copy !req
120. - Ashley Schaeffer BMW.
- Hell, yeah.Copy !req
121. Ashley Schaeffer BMW.
Ashley Schaeffer BMW.Copy !req
122. No, there's not gonna be
any goddamn face-off, all right?Copy !req
123. I've quit baseball.
I've retired, put that behind me.Copy !req
124. I'm just a regular American,
just like the rest of y'all.Copy !req
125. So no pitching.Copy !req
126. Throw the ball,
I knock it out of the dealership.Copy !req
127. - Everybody's happy.
- Give them a show, Powers.Copy !req
128. Yeah! Burn his ass, Kenny.Copy !req
129. Kenny Powers' days
of burning ass are done.Copy !req
130. And that's not a homosexual reference.Copy !req
131. I made a promise to myself...Copy !req
132. and I'm not gonna break it
for the sake of capitalism.Copy !req
133. - So sorry.
- Come on.Copy !req
134. Kenny. Hey, hold on, man.Copy !req
135. I know where you at, man.
You had it all, and now it's gone.Copy !req
136. It's torn a hole in your soul
bigger than my Escalade.Copy !req
137. So you turn to the drugs, the alcohol,
the pornography...Copy !req
138. freebasing with O.J...Copy !req
139. human trafficking...Copy !req
140. dogfights-slash-orgies...Copy !req
141. darkness.Copy !req
142. Let me tell you something as a man who's
come through the dark and into the light.Copy !req
143. I can assure you that the will of the Lord
is not limited to just me.Copy !req
144. If you need me, I'm here for you.Copy !req
145. Not just as a friend...Copy !req
146. as a brother in Christ.Copy !req
147. That's his enemy. His enemy.Copy !req
148. And that's the compassion
he shows for him.Copy !req
149. The man you're trying to save is dead.Copy !req
150. You're wasting your time.Copy !req
151. You're a good man, Kenny Powers.
God loves you.Copy !req
152. - He's gotta open his heart.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
153. That was amazing.
You gotta make a tape series out of that.Copy !req
154. If you need financing for that,
you tell me.Copy !req
155. Stevie, this new direction
my life is taking me is really—Copy !req
156. It's got me thinking.Copy !req
157. - About what?
- About me and you.Copy !req
158. Really? I like that.Copy !req
159. Like, in a good way,
you're thinking about us?Copy !req
160. I wouldn't say that.Copy !req
161. I think I'm gonna have to let you go.Copy !req
162. Kenny, don't do this, okay?
This isn't happening.Copy !req
163. The important thing is for you to know
this isn't your fault.Copy !req
164. This is not about you, it's about me.Copy !req
165. It's all an extension of me finally realizing
I'm not the man I thought I was...Copy !req
166. and just kind of moving on from there.Copy !req
167. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
168. I am not your assistant anymore.
I will just be your friend.Copy !req
169. I wish it was that easy,
but if we were to hang out again...Copy !req
170. I would just constantly be tempted
to get you to do shit for me.Copy !req
171. I'd have to fight that real hard.Copy !req
172. Right now that's a battle
I don't think I can win.Copy !req
173. I hope we get in a car wreck
right now, I do.Copy !req
174. I hope we get in a fucking car wreck.Copy !req
175. A motherfucking car wreck,
and we both die...Copy !req
176. and then we can live in heaven.Copy !req
177. I'm not gonna get into a car wreck,
because I'm an excellent driver.Copy !req
178. You're excellent at everything.
I fucking hate it.Copy !req
179. I think maybe we should just sit here
quietly now, not say anything...Copy !req
180. and let you just contemplate
on the news I just dropped on you...Copy !req
181. and let me kind of just contemplate
on my own pains and sorrows right now...Copy !req
182. perhaps while I listen to this music.Copy !req
183. - Enjoy your books.
- I will. I appreciate it.Copy !req
184. - Hey, Kenny.
- Hey, how's it going, April?Copy !req
185. - You got glasses.
- Yeah.Copy !req
186. They make you look different.Copy !req
187. Yeah, well, they're not real.
I just figured I might as well look the part.Copy !req
188. The part of what?Copy !req
189. Just a normal, regular teacher
with no hopes or dreams...Copy !req
190. absolutely nothing, just waiting to die.Copy !req
191. - Just like you guys.
- Hey, listen.Copy !req
192. We haven't had a chance to talk
about what happened at the whole cookout.Copy !req
193. No reason to.Copy !req
194. A lot's changed since then,
so we don't really need to rehash all that.Copy !req
195. I just want you to know
I'm not mad at you.Copy !req
196. April, stopping that night when I did,
that was the right thing to do.Copy !req
197. - I realize that now.
- You didn't really stop.Copy !req
198. I did. I made a moral choice, April.Copy !req
199. - But you didn't really stop.
- I did.Copy !req
200. - I stopped us before things got out of hand.
- A lot of men do what you did, so—Copy !req
201. - Make moral decisions?
- Fuck you, bitch!Copy !req
202. Girls! Girls!Copy !req
203. Enough. Right now. Enough.Copy !req
204. Hey. Hey. Chill, chill, chill.Copy !req
205. You do not hit a fucking lady,
do you hear me?Copy !req
206. - Now apologize to Miss Buchanon.
- Sorry.Copy !req
207. You wanna fight, do it on your own time,
in a parking lot somewhere.Copy !req
208. Not in a school, surrounded by books.Copy !req
209. You okay?Copy !req
210. Where'd they get you?Copy !req
211. By the mouth.Copy !req
212. - Right here.
- Right there?Copy !req
213. Oh, my God, April, what happened here?
Are you all right?Copy !req
214. - No.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
215. - Yeah, those bitches hit her in the face.
- Those are students, so...Copy !req
216. She's in your hands now.Copy !req
217. - So treat her right.
- Okay, I will, Kenny. Thanks.Copy !req
218. She's a princess.
She deserves to be treated like one.Copy !req
219. Oh, of course.
I understand that. Yes. Yep.Copy !req
220. You gotta respect her mind
just as much as her body.Copy !req
221. Oh, yeah. Well, I can do that.Copy !req
222. I appreciate this talk. That's great.Copy !req
223. - You'd better remember it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
224. Because I won't repeat it.Copy !req
225. What...?Copy !req
226. What's happening right now?Copy !req
227. I've been doing a lot of thinking lately...Copy !req
228. about how, basically, I'm in the autumn
of my life and it's high time to get serious.Copy !req
229. This may sound crazy...Copy !req
230. but maybe it's time me and you
take this thing to the next level.Copy !req
231. Settle down. Who knows?
Maybe even have a kid.Copy !req
232. I got a kid.Copy !req
233. - You have a kid?
- I got two kids.Copy !req
234. I got Kendra and I got...Copy !req
235. I got Efrain. Fuck, my pussy itches.Copy !req
236. Let's put a pin in this, shall we?Copy !req
237. Just— We'll just—
We'll come back to this, okay?Copy !req
238. - SoCo?
- No. A warm glass of wine.Copy !req
239. - We don't have wine here.
- Clegg here?Copy !req
240. - The fuck do you want?
- You Clegg?Copy !req
241. Maybe.Copy !req
242. Then again, maybe not.Copy !req
243. I will fuck you up, motherfucker.Copy !req
244. That's not what I was insinuating
by my body language.Copy !req
245. I was just saying,
welcome to Shh-Boom Shh-Booms.Copy !req
246. Now, look,
whichever of you two faggots is Clegg...Copy !req
247. I got the money.Copy !req
248. - Oh, wait, you're the bodyguard.
- Yeah, yeah, that's right.Copy !req
249. - Bodyguard.
- Listen, now.Copy !req
250. Can we take care of this shit out back?Copy !req
251. - This bar smells like an old lady farted piss.
- That's gross.Copy !req
252. Hey, just out of curiosity...Copy !req
253. whose body needs a dude like you
to guard it?Copy !req
254. Well, lookie here.
Mr. I-Done-Turned-My-Life-Around.Copy !req
255. I thought you were Christian now.
What the hell are you doing buying cocaine?Copy !req
256. Fuck all that bullshit.
That's just theatrics.Copy !req
257. People don't wanna see
a washed-up party animal.Copy !req
258. They want a story about redemption.Copy !req
259. I knew you were working
some kind of angle.Copy !req
260. You're goddamn right. Near lost my money
after the league kicked me out...Copy !req
261. for them bullshit-ass gambling charges.Copy !req
262. My paper looking real good nowadays.Copy !req
263. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
264. Hell, Ashley gave me 10 grand.Copy !req
265. - Ashley Schaeffer paid you $10,000?
- Yeah, nigga.Copy !req
266. That's cool.Copy !req
267. I'm not into whoring myself out for money.
That's just me.Copy !req
268. Well, I'm happy for you, Kenny, man.Copy !req
269. Apparently you got over
all this baseball shit, man.Copy !req
270. Good for you.
Looks like you turned over a new leaf.Copy !req
271. I did. You should try it sometime.Copy !req
272. Let me ask you one question, though.Copy !req
273. When did you become...Copy !req
274. such a pussy?Copy !req
275. Like, I mean, you was always, like, a pussy,
don't get me wrong.Copy !req
276. But now you're just like a vagina
with a mullet...Copy !req
277. just walking around this motherfucker.Copy !req
278. Forecast is for snow treats.
Let's roll, baby.Copy !req
279. Yeah, let's get the fuck up out of here.Copy !req
280. Oh, by the way, I'm signing autographs
at the dealership all week...Copy !req
281. so come on down
if you decide to grow a pair.Copy !req
282. Or if you just want an autograph.
I'll sign you something.Copy !req
283. Let's go.Copy !req
284. Peace.Copy !req
285. Peace, pussy.Copy !req
286. I think it's coming along pretty good.
What do you think?Copy !req
287. Yeah, it looks pretty awesome.Copy !req
288. All right, down here
at Ashley Schaeffer BMW all day...Copy !req
289. where prices are being slashed
all over the place.Copy !req
290. If that's not enough,
this is the last day we got Reg Mackworthy.Copy !req
291. So bring your butts on down
to Ashley Schaeffer BMW.Copy !req
292. Outstanding. Reg, I heard a rumor...Copy !req
293. about some pitch-off
between you and Kenny Powers.Copy !req
294. The rumors are just rumors, man.Copy !req
295. We asked Kenny to come down,
help me with a demo...Copy !req
296. but, you know, let's just say
Kenny Powers is crippled by fear.Copy !req
297. - It's cool.
- No. No, negatory there, Javier.Copy !req
298. El "pository," Javier. Keep it on.Copy !req
299. Don't turn that shit off on account of me.
I don't care what they're saying.Copy !req
300. - What's this about a pitch-off?
- Nothing.Copy !req
301. You know,
just something from my old life.Copy !req
302. But I don't compete anymore.
Just not gonna do it.Copy !req
303. I'm just like you now, Dustin,
just kind of calm and weak.Copy !req
304. You think I like busting my back and
taking shit from rich motherfuckers all day?Copy !req
305. - Because I don't.
- Can we please just drop this?Copy !req
306. - I'm trying to move on.
- Move on? Move on to what, Kenny?Copy !req
307. - Teaching school?
- Well, if it isn't Ass and Wipe.Copy !req
308. Can one of you pig-fuckers please tell me
why I'm looking at two-by-fours...Copy !req
309. instead of paint and trim?Copy !req
310. Must I remind you to stop messing around?
This isn't Dollywood.Copy !req
311. I believe the reason
you're looking at two-by-fours...Copy !req
312. is because of fuck you.Copy !req
313. - You can't talk like that.
- I'll talk any way I want.Copy !req
314. Want that job done faster?
Do it your fucking self. We're leaving.Copy !req
315. - What about my sunroom?
- Fuck your fucking sunroom.Copy !req
316. Javier, Tom, no más tomorrow.Copy !req
317. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
318. Ashley Schaeffer fucking BMW.Copy !req
319. Whoa, whoa, we're going...?Copy !req
320. Come on, Kenny. All right?Copy !req
321. - To BMW?
- Hell, yeah, let's go.Copy !req
322. - Hey. Hey.
- "Hey" nothing, you city bitch.Copy !req
323. Fucking rednecks.Copy !req
324. I'm tired of having to correct
you guys' mistakes.Copy !req
325. Did you guys not get that memo?
Yeah, I said no fucking clowns.Copy !req
326. Fuck, everyone's here.Copy !req
327. Oh, shit. I can't do this.
I'm about to have a fucking panic attack.Copy !req
328. - I need four Xanax and two Miller Lites.
- No, you can do this.Copy !req
329. Listen, you haven't seen my pitch. I have.
My pitch fucking blows, okay?Copy !req
330. - I'm gonna get killed.
- No, listen.Copy !req
331. - Lookie here.
- Hold on.Copy !req
332. Look whose mama let him come out
and play today.Copy !req
333. Well, well, well.Copy !req
334. The former star decides to take once more
to the sky.Copy !req
335. Shut the fuck up, Ashley.
This isn't about you. It's about me and him.Copy !req
336. It's always been about me, Kenny,
your entire career.Copy !req
337. It would be my honor to end it twice.Copy !req
338. - Look him in the eye.
- Oh, I'm looking him in his eye.Copy !req
339. - It's all in the eyes. Don't blink.
- What you got?Copy !req
340. - Stone-cold.
- Yeah, they are.Copy !req
341. Piercing through your ass.Copy !req
342. This is what I'm talking about,
a fucking showdown.Copy !req
343. Potential Ashley Schaeffer BMW buyers,
is that what you want?Copy !req
344. Is that what you want?Copy !req
345. - I don't cry, motherfucker.
- Let me tell you something.Copy !req
346. I had a dream about this moment...Copy !req
347. when I was making love
to my wife, Darla...Copy !req
348. on top of her...Copy !req
349. powerful thrusts
filling the sultry night air.Copy !req
350. Heavy breath.Copy !req
351. My son Gabriel walked in. Little boy.Copy !req
352. My wife sprung out of bed, said,
"Gabriel, leave."Copy !req
353. I said, "No, honey.
Shut your mouth. Let him watch.Copy !req
354. Let him watch
what is being consecrated here."Copy !req
355. And I want the people to watch
what's gonna be consecrated here.Copy !req
356. And I will bring my son down here
and he will watch.Copy !req
357. He will watch you two battle it here...Copy !req
358. you two becoming one.Copy !req
359. Okay?Copy !req
360. This isn't a game anymore.Copy !req
361. - This isn't a game.
- You sure you wanna do this?Copy !req
362. Whatever needs to be set up
for a pitching contest...Copy !req
363. set that shit up.Copy !req
364. The rumors are true. In one hour,
Reg Mackworthy will be facing off...Copy !req
365. against Shelby's bad boy,
Kenny Powers...Copy !req
366. right here at the one and only
Ashley Schaeffer BMW.Copy !req
367. Slap those saddles. Get on down here.Copy !req
368. - You're listening to 103.5.
- Get my ears.Copy !req
369. Oh, boy, that B12 shot is really kicking in
right about now.Copy !req
370. I just feel loose and limber.
I feel like Superman.Copy !req
371. - Well, you're gonna be great.
- I know.Copy !req
372. - I'm the only real athlete here.
- Well...Copy !req
373. So glad I shaved down.
That was a good move, right?Copy !req
374. - Me too. I'm glad too.
- Yeah, well...Copy !req
375. Well, I will see you in an hour 12.Copy !req
376. - All right.
- Maybe an hour 11.Copy !req
377. - Okay, good luck.
- Okay, goodbye.Copy !req
378. I'm not gonna need it.Copy !req
379. Competitors, take your starting positions.Copy !req
380. On your mark.Copy !req
381. - Get set.
- You ready?Copy !req
382. - Go.
- Now.Copy !req
383. - How much you putting down?
- Reg. Reg all the way.Copy !req
384. You get those fucking 'roids?Copy !req
385. No, but I got something a little better.Copy !req
386. What is it? Don't keep me in suspense.
I got a fucking duel to go to.Copy !req
387. Just a little piece of heaven
I like to call OxyContin.Copy !req
388. - Clegg, OxyContin?
- Yeah.Copy !req
389. Man, I'm not trying to get fucked up.
I'm trying to strike this motherfucker out.Copy !req
390. Well, man,
that shit's hard to get on short notice.Copy !req
391. - Know what? Fuck this.
- Clegg, wait.Copy !req
392. I didn't mean I didn't want some for later.Copy !req
393. Think it'll keep fresh in my sock?Copy !req
394. - I don't know. Do you get sweaty?
- Sometimes.Copy !req
395. Kenny.Copy !req
396. - You came back for me.
- No.Copy !req
397. I never really left.Copy !req
398. It's illegal. We shouldn't have it just out.
But thank you.Copy !req
399. What a great day to be here, huh?Copy !req
400. Come on, everyone, I can't hear you.
I can't hear you.Copy !req
401. Shut up. Okay, shut up.
Shut up, I'm in control. I'm in control.Copy !req
402. Let me explain what's going on.
This is a contest of skill.Copy !req
403. Sixty feet 6 inches
from the rubber mound...Copy !req
404. all the way to the plate there, okay?Copy !req
405. One at bat. Three strikes, four balls.Copy !req
406. - Hey, no bunts. No bunting.
- Nobody gonna bunt.Copy !req
407. - I'm gonna knock it to the fucking moon.
- Yeah, you got this, baby.Copy !req
408. If Powers strikes him out,
then 40 percent off a pre-owned BMW.Copy !req
409. - How does that sound?
- Forty percent.Copy !req
410. You're gonna have to pay 40 percent, man,
40 percent.Copy !req
411. If Mackworthy knocks it out of the lot...Copy !req
412. then the same everyday Ashley Schaeffer
BMW famous low prices, okay?Copy !req
413. Either way, you're a winner.
Either way, you're a winner.Copy !req
414. I'm losing money right now.Copy !req
415. So, what are they doing?Copy !req
416. - It's a pitch-off.
- What's that mean?Copy !req
417. Kenny gets a second chance
to smoke this prick.Copy !req
418. Let's get this thing going. Come on.Copy !req
419. Lord, give me the strength
to knock the demons out of that ball.Copy !req
420. - Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
421. Come on, Kenny.Copy !req
422. All right, Kenny!Copy !req
423. Come on, Kenny. Go, Kenny.Copy !req
424. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
425. Hey, Powers, you know I'm the one
you're supposed to throw it to, right?Copy !req
426. - Right here, come on.
- Good luck, Kenny.Copy !req
427. I feel 10 feet tall right now...Copy !req
428. and strong as an ox.Copy !req
429. - Who the fuck is this guy?
- Hey, who the fuck are you?Copy !req
430. - Who the fuck are you?
- Okay, I like it. All right.Copy !req
431. Keep it down, man.Copy !req
432. Come on, Kenny.Copy !req
433. Hey.Copy !req
434. Come on, you sack of shit.Copy !req
435. Throw him something
he's got an honest chance of hitting.Copy !req
436. Unless maybe you can't anymore.
That's my game.Copy !req
437. Dick-slapping's my game.Copy !req
438. It's all right, everyone. Come on.
It's all right. Here we go.Copy !req
439. Sorry about that, Reg.Copy !req
440. Trash it out. Here we go, Kenny.Copy !req
441. - You came.
- Here we go, Kenny, here we go.Copy !req
442. I heard it on the radio.Copy !req
443. - So does this mean...?
- Here we go, Kenny, here we go.Copy !req
444. I just want you to know
that I've been thinking a lot...Copy !req
445. about, you know,
what happened at the cookout.Copy !req
446. Can we talk about it later,
when everyone's not around?Copy !req
447. We were there,
and then we were touching each other...Copy !req
448. and I saw those tits
and I started feeling your ass...Copy !req
449. and I started breathing heavy
and almost got a headache.Copy !req
450. Then my vision started to go all colorful.Copy !req
451. - Then I just came in my pants.
- Okay.Copy !req
452. But I won't do that again.Copy !req
453. Can we finish this or are you just gonna
yackety-yak with Tits-And-Legs?Copy !req
454. Hey, she's more than a pair of tits
with legs, Mackworthy.Copy !req
455. - Oh, yeah?
- Well, maybe after I hit this shit to Beijing...Copy !req
456. - Yeah.
- ... I'll see what else she got.Copy !req
457. - Yeah, that's right.
- And I'll show you how a real man comes.Copy !req
458. You premature ejaculator.Copy !req
459. Throw the fucking ball, man.Copy !req
460. Let's go. Bang on.Copy !req
461. Come on, Kenny, strike his ass out.Copy !req
462. I want it. I need it.Copy !req
463. One hundred and one.Copy !req
464. God, help him.Copy !req
465. - Motherfucker.
- You okay, Mackworthy?Copy !req
466. You knocked his fucking eye out.Copy !req
467. You're goddamn right I did.
I was aiming for his fucking eye.Copy !req
468. - I got my pitch back.
- Yeah!Copy !req
469. Goddamn deal's off.Copy !req
470. No discount on account of tragedy.
No discount.Copy !req
471. Get paper towels
and ice from the snow-cone machine.Copy !req
472. - Clean that eye up.
- Schaeffer! Suck a fat one!Copy !req
473. Fuck you.Copy !req
474. Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV PlayerCopy !req