1. - Burn them all.
- Kenny, what are you doing here?Copy !req
2. I need a tape recorder with a microphone.
I need to record something.Copy !req
3. I have a cracked version of Logic Pro 8—Copy !req
4. - I don't fucking care. Just set it up.
- Okay.Copy !req
5. I'm so glad you came over.Copy !req
6. Okay, so I can have the EQ optimized
for what you wanna do.Copy !req
7. I just need to know,
are you gonna be singing?Copy !req
8. I'm not gonna be fucking singing,
all right?Copy !req
9. I'm laying down my new audio book.Copy !req
10. No writing, just spoken words.
The old-fashioned way.Copy !req
11. There anything special
you want me to name the file?Copy !req
12. Name the file "Press record now
before I smash your fucking face in."Copy !req
13. Okay. And we're rolling.Copy !req
14. When my ass was 34 years old,
I quit professional baseball.Copy !req
15. I haven't played professionally
for several years now...Copy !req
16. but in my heart...Copy !req
17. I quit for real this time.Copy !req
18. Tonight.Copy !req
19. It's time I accept the fact
that the glory days of my life...Copy !req
20. are now behind me.Copy !req
21. Just like Neil Armstrong...Copy !req
22. I went to space
and now I'm back and nobody gives a shit.Copy !req
23. Therefore,
I will now settle into this new life.Copy !req
24. I will find new ways
in which to use this arm.Copy !req
25. I will take my current responsibilities
seriously...Copy !req
26. and try to do them
the best that I possibly can.Copy !req
27. And realizing that the love of my life
has chosen another...Copy !req
28. I will move forward...Copy !req
29. without her.Copy !req
30. I do all these things
not because I want to...Copy !req
31. but because I have to.Copy !req
32. From this moment forward...Copy !req
33. Kenny Powers is just like everyone else.Copy !req
34. Normal.Copy !req
35. Not special.Copy !req
36. No hopes.Copy !req
37. No dreams.Copy !req
38. Pretending to be happy
when he's really super sad.Copy !req
39. Just an average guy
with exceptional hair...Copy !req
40. nothing more and nothing less.Copy !req
41. From this moment forward...Copy !req
42. the people's champion...Copy !req
43. the Shelby Sensation...Copy !req
44. the Reverse Apache Master...Copy !req
45. the man with the golden dick...Copy !req
46. Dr. Cock 'n' Balls...Copy !req
47. that Kenny Powers...Copy !req
48. is now dead.Copy !req
49. And he will never pick up a baseball...Copy !req
50. ever fucking again.Copy !req
51. Chapter two:Copy !req
52. "The Next Chapter."Copy !req
53. Well, she's hot but she's a bitch.Copy !req
54. Yeah, but it looks like you got—
Gave her muscles.Copy !req
55. No, no, she ain't got no muscles.Copy !req
56. You should make this tit bigger
than that one.Copy !req
57. No, that's— That's— That's—Copy !req
58. - Excuse me. Dusty Powers?
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
59. Why is this indigo tile darker
than the indigo tile that I ordered?Copy !req
60. Darker?
I ordered the product number you gave me.Copy !req
61. So this tile right here
looks just like what we ordered?Copy !req
62. - Yeah, it—
- Are you retarded? Are you stupid?Copy !req
63. Are you—? Are you an idiot?
What the fuck are you staring at me for?Copy !req
64. Listen, Dusty, I flip houses for a living.Copy !req
65. They are going to do a reality show on me
once the market, you know...Copy !req
66. - But anyway, I use a very specific—
- Sorry about that.Copy !req
67. - What?
- I said, I'm sorry about that, the show.Copy !req
68. Are you smart-mouthing me?Copy !req
69. No. That— He— I'm sorry too.
A reality show would be really cool for you.Copy !req
70. How am I gonna take care of this?
Know how much this is gonna cost?Copy !req
71. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
72. I'll accept full responsibility
and cover any cost on the tile.Copy !req
73. How am I supposed to flip this thing
if I have the wrong tile?Copy !req
74. You gave me a product number,
and that's what I ordered.Copy !req
75. - That's Aubergine—
- Sorry, I have to take this.Copy !req
76. Sure. Aubergine 316.Copy !req
77. Kenny Powers, can I help you?Copy !req
78. - What's up, dawg?
- Goddamn it, this isn't a good time now.Copy !req
79. Oh, really?Copy !req
80. I thought it was always a good time
to get rich.Copy !req
81. - What are you talking about?
- Got a call from Ashley Schaeffer today...Copy !req
82. and he was talking big money, Kenny.Copy !req
83. I'm talking $500, half of that in cash...Copy !req
84. half of it in coupons
to local businesses, baby.Copy !req
85. Cancel it. I'm not interested.Copy !req
86. Okay, well,
he thought you would say that...Copy !req
87. and wanted me to tell you
he has security footage...Copy !req
88. of you throwing that cinder block
through that BMW window.Copy !req
89. Okay, on second thought,
tell him I will take that meeting...Copy !req
90. but make sure he knows
I'm not coming there for business.Copy !req
91. I'm coming there as Kenny Powers the man,
not the legend, the one he's pissed at.Copy !req
92. Okay. Good strategy, Kenny.Copy !req
93. I appreciate you picking up
when I called too.Copy !req
94. Kenny?Copy !req
95. Wow, pretty impressive.Copy !req
96. Too bad all these people showed up
to see a man who no longer exists.Copy !req
97. - Don't be afraid to look at the cars.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
98. - There you go.
- Who's Reg Mackworthy?Copy !req
99. My arch fucking nemesis.
Come on, let's bolt.Copy !req
100. There he is, the man with the golden arm.
Kenny Powers, how the hell are you?Copy !req
101. Schaeffer, you asshole.
What is all this shit? You set me up.Copy !req
102. Hey. Kenny Powers. How's it going, man?Copy !req
103. - Pretty good until I saw your black ass.
- Oh, now.Copy !req
104. It's been a long time
since I've seen you around.Copy !req
105. Matter of fact, last time I saw you,
I ended your career.Copy !req
106. - Oh, yeah.
- No, you didn't.Copy !req
107. I ended my career myself a week ago,
on my own.Copy !req
108. Oh, so you double-retired?Copy !req
109. Can you feel the tension? I can.Copy !req
110. I can feel it down in my plums.
They're getting a nice bluish hue.Copy !req
111. Getting ready to take them
to the farmers' market.Copy !req
112. If I recall correctly,
the last time you guys met...Copy !req
113. one of you hit a grand slam.Copy !req
114. The other one
walked out of baseball forever.Copy !req
115. And now here you are, reunited.Copy !req
116. - It's like a goddamn Greek tragedy.
- What you talking about, Ash?Copy !req
117. Some sort of pitching competition,
some shit straight out of The Natural:Copy !req
118. Whammer and Hobbs,
right here, right now.Copy !req
119. - Ashley Schaeffer BMW.
- Hell, yeah.Copy !req
120. Ashley Schaeffer BMW.
Ashley Schaeffer BMW.Copy !req
121. No, there's not gonna be
any goddamn face-off, all right?Copy !req
122. I've quit baseball.
I've retired, put that behind me.Copy !req
123. I'm just a regular American,
just like the rest of y'all.Copy !req
124. So no pitching.Copy !req
125. Throw the ball,
I knock it out of the dealership.Copy !req
126. - Everybody's happy.
- Give them a show, Powers.Copy !req
127. Yeah! Burn his ass, Kenny.Copy !req
128. Kenny Powers' days
of burning ass are done.Copy !req
129. And that's not a homosexual reference.Copy !req
130. I made a promise to myself...Copy !req
131. and I'm not gonna break it
for the sake of capitalism.Copy !req
132. - So sorry.
- Come on.Copy !req
133. Kenny. Hey, hold on, man.Copy !req
134. I know where you at, man.
You had it all, and now it's gone.Copy !req
135. It's torn a hole in your soul
bigger than my Escalade.Copy !req
136. So you turn to the drugs, the alcohol,
the pornography...Copy !req
137. freebasing with O.J...Copy !req
138. human trafficking...Copy !req
139. dogfights-slash-orgies...Copy !req
140. darkness.Copy !req
141. Let me tell you something as a man who's
come through the dark and into the light.Copy !req
142. I can assure you that the will of the Lord
is not limited to just me.Copy !req
143. If you need me, I'm here for you.Copy !req
144. Not just as a friend...Copy !req
145. as a brother in Christ.Copy !req
146. That's his enemy. His enemy.Copy !req
147. And that's the compassion
he shows for him.Copy !req
148. The man you're trying to save is dead.Copy !req
149. You're wasting your time.Copy !req
150. You're a good man, Kenny Powers.
God loves you.Copy !req
151. - He's gotta open his heart.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
152. That was amazing.
You gotta make a tape series out of that.Copy !req
153. If you need financing for that,
you tell me.Copy !req
154. Stevie, this new direction
my life is taking me is really—Copy !req
155. It's got me thinking.Copy !req
156. - About what?
- About me and you.Copy !req
157. Really? I like that.Copy !req
158. Like, in a good way,
you're thinking about us?Copy !req
159. I wouldn't say that.Copy !req
160. I think I'm gonna have to let you go.Copy !req
161. Kenny, don't do this, okay?
This isn't happening.Copy !req
162. The important thing is for you to know
this isn't your fault.Copy !req
163. This is not about you, it's about me.Copy !req
164. It's all an extension of me finally realizing
I'm not the man I thought I was...Copy !req
165. and just kind of moving on from there.Copy !req
166. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
167. I am not your assistant anymore.
I will just be your friend.Copy !req
168. I wish it was that easy,
but if we were to hang out again...Copy !req
169. I would just constantly be tempted
to get you to do shit for me.Copy !req
170. I'd have to fight that real hard.Copy !req
171. Right now that's a battle
I don't think I can win.Copy !req
172. I hope we get in a car wreck
right now, I do.Copy !req
173. I hope we get in a fucking car wreck.Copy !req
174. A motherfucking car wreck,
and we both die...Copy !req
175. and then we can live in heaven.Copy !req
176. I'm not gonna get into a car wreck,
because I'm an excellent driver.Copy !req
177. You're excellent at everything.
I fucking hate it.Copy !req
178. I think maybe we should just sit here
quietly now, not say anything...Copy !req
179. and let you just contemplate
on the news I just dropped on you...Copy !req
180. and let me kind of just contemplate
on my own pains and sorrows right now...Copy !req
181. perhaps while I listen to this music.Copy !req
182. - Enjoy your books.
- I will. I appreciate it.Copy !req
183. - Hey, Kenny.
- Hey, how's it going, April?Copy !req
184. - You got glasses.
- Yeah.Copy !req
185. They make you look different.Copy !req
186. Yeah, well, they're not real.
I just figured I might as well look the part.Copy !req
187. The part of what?Copy !req
188. Just a normal, regular teacher
with no hopes or dreams...Copy !req
189. absolutely nothing, just waiting to die.Copy !req
190. - Just like you guys.
- Hey, listen.Copy !req
191. We haven't had a chance to talk
about what happened at the whole cookout.Copy !req
192. No reason to.Copy !req
193. A lot's changed since then,
so we don't really need to rehash all that.Copy !req
194. I just want you to know
I'm not mad at you.Copy !req
195. April, stopping that night when I did,
that was the right thing to do.Copy !req
196. - I realize that now.
- You didn't really stop.Copy !req
197. I did. I made a moral choice, April.Copy !req
198. - But you didn't really stop.
- I did.Copy !req
199. - I stopped us before things got out of hand.
- A lot of men do what you did, so—Copy !req
200. - Make moral decisions?
- Fuck you, bitch!Copy !req
201. Girls! Girls!Copy !req
202. Enough. Right now. Enough.Copy !req
203. Hey. Hey. Chill, chill, chill.Copy !req
204. You do not hit a fucking lady,
do you hear me?Copy !req
205. - Now apologize to Miss Buchanon.
- Sorry.Copy !req
206. You wanna fight, do it on your own time,
in a parking lot somewhere.Copy !req
207. Not in a school, surrounded by books.Copy !req
208. You okay?Copy !req
209. Where'd they get you?Copy !req
210. By the mouth.Copy !req
211. - Right here.
- Right there?Copy !req
212. Oh, my God, April, what happened here?
Are you all right?Copy !req
213. - No.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
214. - Yeah, those bitches hit her in the face.
- Those are students, so...Copy !req
215. She's in your hands now.Copy !req
216. - So treat her right.
- Okay, I will, Kenny. Thanks.Copy !req
217. She's a princess.
She deserves to be treated like one.Copy !req
218. Oh, of course.
I understand that. Yes. Yep.Copy !req
219. You gotta respect her mind
just as much as her body.Copy !req
220. Oh, yeah. Well, I can do that.Copy !req
221. I appreciate this talk. That's great.Copy !req
222. - You'd better remember it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
223. Because I won't repeat it.Copy !req
224. What...?Copy !req
225. What's happening right now?Copy !req
226. I've been doing a lot of thinking lately...Copy !req
227. about how, basically, I'm in the autumn
of my life and it's high time to get serious.Copy !req
228. This may sound crazy...Copy !req
229. but maybe it's time me and you
take this thing to the next level.Copy !req
230. Settle down. Who knows?
Maybe even have a kid.Copy !req
231. I got a kid.Copy !req
232. - You have a kid?
- I got two kids.Copy !req
233. I got Kendra and I got...Copy !req
234. I got Efrain. Fuck, my pussy itches.Copy !req
235. Let's put a pin in this, shall we?Copy !req
236. Just— We'll just—
We'll come back to this, okay?Copy !req
237. - SoCo?
- No. A warm glass of wine.Copy !req
238. - We don't have wine here.
- Clegg here?Copy !req
239. - The fuck do you want?
- You Clegg?Copy !req
240. Maybe.Copy !req
241. Then again, maybe not.Copy !req
242. I will fuck you up, motherfucker.Copy !req
243. That's not what I was insinuating
by my body language.Copy !req
244. I was just saying,
welcome to Shh-Boom Shh-Booms.Copy !req
245. Now, look,
whichever of you two faggots is Clegg...Copy !req
246. I got the money.Copy !req
247. - Oh, wait, you're the bodyguard.
- Yeah, yeah, that's right.Copy !req
248. - Bodyguard.
- Listen, now.Copy !req
249. Can we take care of this shit out back?Copy !req
250. - This bar smells like an old lady farted piss.
- That's gross.Copy !req
251. Hey, just out of curiosity...Copy !req
252. whose body needs a dude like you
to guard it?Copy !req
253. Well, lookie here.
Mr. I-Done-Turned-My-Life-Around.Copy !req
254. I thought you were Christian now.
What the hell are you doing buying cocaine?Copy !req
255. Fuck all that bullshit.
That's just theatrics.Copy !req
256. People don't wanna see
a washed-up party animal.Copy !req
257. They want a story about redemption.Copy !req
258. I knew you were working
some kind of angle.Copy !req
259. You're goddamn right. Near lost my money
after the league kicked me out...Copy !req
260. for them bullshit-ass gambling charges.Copy !req
261. My paper looking real good nowadays.Copy !req
262. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
263. Hell, Ashley gave me 10 grand.Copy !req
264. - Ashley Schaeffer paid you $10,000?
- Yeah, nigga.Copy !req
265. That's cool.Copy !req
266. I'm not into whoring myself out for money.
That's just me.Copy !req
267. Well, I'm happy for you, Kenny, man.Copy !req
268. Apparently you got over
all this baseball shit, man.Copy !req
269. Good for you.
Looks like you turned over a new leaf.Copy !req
270. I did. You should try it sometime.Copy !req
271. Let me ask you one question, though.Copy !req
272. When did you become...Copy !req
273. such a pussy?Copy !req
274. Like, I mean, you was always, like, a pussy,
don't get me wrong.Copy !req
275. But now you're just like a vagina
with a mullet...Copy !req
276. just walking around this motherfucker.Copy !req
277. Forecast is for snow treats.
Let's roll, baby.Copy !req
278. Yeah, let's get the fuck up out of here.Copy !req
279. Oh, by the way, I'm signing autographs
at the dealership all week...Copy !req
280. so come on down
if you decide to grow a pair.Copy !req
281. Or if you just want an autograph.
I'll sign you something.Copy !req
282. Let's go.Copy !req
283. Peace.Copy !req
284. Peace, pussy.Copy !req
285. I think it's coming along pretty good.
What do you think?Copy !req
286. Yeah, it looks pretty awesome.Copy !req
287. All right, down here
at Ashley Schaeffer BMW all day...Copy !req
288. where prices are being slashed
all over the place.Copy !req
289. If that's not enough,
this is the last day we got Reg Mackworthy.Copy !req
290. So bring your butts on down
to Ashley Schaeffer BMW.Copy !req
291. Outstanding. Reg, I heard a rumor...Copy !req
292. about some pitch-off
between you and Kenny Powers.Copy !req
293. The rumors are just rumors, man.Copy !req
294. We asked Kenny to come down,
help me with a demo...Copy !req
295. but, you know, let's just say
Kenny Powers is crippled by fear.Copy !req
296. - It's cool.
- No. No, negatory there, Javier.Copy !req
297. El "pository," Javier. Keep it on.Copy !req
298. Don't turn that shit off on account of me.
I don't care what they're saying.Copy !req
299. - What's this about a pitch-off?
- Nothing.Copy !req
300. You know,
just something from my old life.Copy !req
301. But I don't compete anymore.
Just not gonna do it.Copy !req
302. I'm just like you now, Dustin,
just kind of calm and weak.Copy !req
303. You think I like busting my back and
taking shit from rich motherfuckers all day?Copy !req
304. - Because I don't.
- Can we please just drop this?Copy !req
305. - I'm trying to move on.
- Move on? Move on to what, Kenny?Copy !req
306. - Teaching school?
- Well, if it isn't Ass and Wipe.Copy !req
307. Can one of you pig-fuckers please tell me
why I'm looking at two-by-fours...Copy !req
308. instead of paint and trim?Copy !req
309. Must I remind you to stop messing around?
This isn't Dollywood.Copy !req
310. I believe the reason
you're looking at two-by-fours...Copy !req
311. is because of fuck you.Copy !req
312. - You can't talk like that.
- I'll talk any way I want.Copy !req
313. Want that job done faster?
Do it your fucking self. We're leaving.Copy !req
314. - What about my sunroom?
- Fuck your fucking sunroom.Copy !req
315. Javier, Tom, no más tomorrow.Copy !req
316. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
317. Ashley Schaeffer fucking BMW.Copy !req
318. Whoa, whoa, we're going...?Copy !req
319. Come on, Kenny. All right?Copy !req
320. - To BMW?
- Hell, yeah, let's go.Copy !req
321. - Hey. Hey.
- "Hey" nothing, you city bitch.Copy !req
322. Fucking rednecks.Copy !req
323. I'm tired of having to correct
you guys' mistakes.Copy !req
324. Did you guys not get that memo?
Yeah, I said no fucking clowns.Copy !req
325. Fuck, everyone's here.Copy !req
326. Oh, shit. I can't do this.
I'm about to have a fucking panic attack.Copy !req
327. - I need four Xanax and two Miller Lites.
- No, you can do this.Copy !req
328. Listen, you haven't seen my pitch. I have.
My pitch fucking blows, okay?Copy !req
329. - I'm gonna get killed.
- No, listen.Copy !req
330. - Lookie here.
- Hold on.Copy !req
331. Look whose mama let him come out
and play today.Copy !req
332. Well, well, well.Copy !req
333. The former star decides to take once more
to the sky.Copy !req
334. Shut the fuck up, Ashley.
This isn't about you. It's about me and him.Copy !req
335. It's always been about me, Kenny,
your entire career.Copy !req
336. It would be my honor to end it twice.Copy !req
337. - Look him in the eye.
- Oh, I'm looking him in his eye.Copy !req
338. - It's all in the eyes. Don't blink.
- What you got?Copy !req
339. - Stone-cold.
- Yeah, they are.Copy !req
340. Piercing through your ass.Copy !req
341. This is what I'm talking about,
a fucking showdown.Copy !req
342. Potential Ashley Schaeffer BMW buyers,
is that what you want?Copy !req
343. Is that what you want?Copy !req
344. - I don't cry, motherfucker.
- Let me tell you something.Copy !req
345. I had a dream about this moment...Copy !req
346. when I was making love
to my wife, Darla...Copy !req
347. on top of her...Copy !req
348. powerful thrusts
filling the sultry night air.Copy !req
349. Heavy breath.Copy !req
350. My son Gabriel walked in. Little boy.Copy !req
351. My wife sprung out of bed, said,
"Gabriel, leave."Copy !req
352. I said, "No, honey.
Shut your mouth. Let him watch.Copy !req
353. Let him watch
what is being consecrated here."Copy !req
354. And I want the people to watch
what's gonna be consecrated here.Copy !req
355. And I will bring my son down here
and he will watch.Copy !req
356. He will watch you two battle it here...Copy !req
357. you two becoming one.Copy !req
358. Okay?Copy !req
359. This isn't a game anymore.Copy !req
360. - This isn't a game.
- You sure you wanna do this?Copy !req
361. Whatever needs to be set up
for a pitching contest...Copy !req
362. set that shit up.Copy !req
363. The rumors are true. In one hour,
Reg Mackworthy will be facing off...Copy !req
364. against Shelby's bad boy,
Kenny Powers...Copy !req
365. right here at the one and only
Ashley Schaeffer BMW.Copy !req
366. Slap those saddles. Get on down here.Copy !req
367. - You're listening to 103.5.
- Get my ears.Copy !req
368. Oh, boy, that B12 shot is really kicking in
right about now.Copy !req
369. I just feel loose and limber.
I feel like Superman.Copy !req
370. - Well, you're gonna be great.
- I know.Copy !req
371. - I'm the only real athlete here.
- Well...Copy !req
372. So glad I shaved down.
That was a good move, right?Copy !req
373. - Me too. I'm glad too.
- Yeah, well...Copy !req
374. Well, I will see you in an hour 12.Copy !req
375. - All right.
- Maybe an hour 11.Copy !req
376. - Okay, good luck.
- Okay, goodbye.Copy !req
377. I'm not gonna need it.Copy !req
378. Competitors, take your starting positions.Copy !req
379. On your mark.Copy !req
380. - Get set.
- You ready?Copy !req
381. - Go.
- Now.Copy !req
382. - How much you putting down?
- Reg. Reg all the way.Copy !req
383. You get those fucking 'roids?Copy !req
384. No, but I got something a little better.Copy !req
385. What is it? Don't keep me in suspense.
I got a fucking duel to go to.Copy !req
386. Just a little piece of heaven
I like to call OxyContin.Copy !req
387. - Clegg, OxyContin?
- Yeah.Copy !req
388. Man, I'm not trying to get fucked up.
I'm trying to strike this motherfucker out.Copy !req
389. Well, man,
that shit's hard to get on short notice.Copy !req
390. - Know what? Fuck this.
- Clegg, wait.Copy !req
391. I didn't mean I didn't want some for later.Copy !req
392. Think it'll keep fresh in my sock?Copy !req
393. - I don't know. Do you get sweaty?
- Sometimes.Copy !req
394. Kenny.Copy !req
395. - You came back for me.
- No.Copy !req
396. I never really left.Copy !req
397. It's illegal. We shouldn't have it just out.
But thank you.Copy !req
398. What a great day to be here, huh?Copy !req
399. Come on, everyone, I can't hear you.
I can't hear you.Copy !req
400. Shut up. Okay, shut up.
Shut up, I'm in control. I'm in control.Copy !req
401. Let me explain what's going on.
This is a contest of skill.Copy !req
402. Sixty feet 6 inches
from the rubber mound...Copy !req
403. all the way to the plate there, okay?Copy !req
404. One at bat. Three strikes, four balls.Copy !req
405. - Hey, no bunts. No bunting.
- Nobody gonna bunt.Copy !req
406. - I'm gonna knock it to the fucking moon.
- Yeah, you got this, baby.Copy !req
407. If Powers strikes him out,
then 40 percent off a pre-owned BMW.Copy !req
408. - How does that sound?
- Forty percent.Copy !req
409. You're gonna have to pay 40 percent, man,
40 percent.Copy !req
410. If Mackworthy knocks it out of the lot...Copy !req
411. then the same everyday Ashley Schaeffer
BMW famous low prices, okay?Copy !req
412. Either way, you're a winner.
Either way, you're a winner.Copy !req
413. I'm losing money right now.Copy !req
414. So, what are they doing?Copy !req
415. - It's a pitch-off.
- What's that mean?Copy !req
416. Kenny gets a second chance
to smoke this prick.Copy !req
417. Let's get this thing going. Come on.Copy !req
418. Lord, give me the strength
to knock the demons out of that ball.Copy !req
419. - Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
420. Come on, Kenny.Copy !req
421. All right, Kenny!Copy !req
422. Come on, Kenny. Go, Kenny.Copy !req
423. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
424. Hey, Powers, you know I'm the one
you're supposed to throw it to, right?Copy !req
425. - Right here, come on.
- Good luck, Kenny.Copy !req
426. I feel 10 feet tall right now...Copy !req
427. and strong as an ox.Copy !req
428. - Who the fuck is this guy?
- Hey, who the fuck are you?Copy !req
429. - Who the fuck are you?
- Okay, I like it. All right.Copy !req
430. Keep it down, man.Copy !req
431. Come on, Kenny.Copy !req
432. Hey.Copy !req
433. Come on, you sack of shit.Copy !req
434. Throw him something
he's got an honest chance of hitting.Copy !req
435. Unless maybe you can't anymore.
That's my game.Copy !req
436. Dick-slapping's my game.Copy !req
437. It's all right, everyone. Come on.
It's all right. Here we go.Copy !req
438. Sorry about that, Reg.Copy !req
439. Trash it out. Here we go, Kenny.Copy !req
440. - You came.
- Here we go, Kenny, here we go.Copy !req
441. I heard it on the radio.Copy !req
442. - So does this mean...?
- Here we go, Kenny, here we go.Copy !req
443. I just want you to know
that I've been thinking a lot...Copy !req
444. about, you know,
what happened at the cookout.Copy !req
445. Can we talk about it later,
when everyone's not around?Copy !req
446. We were there,
and then we were touching each other...Copy !req
447. and I saw those tits
and I started feeling your ass...Copy !req
448. and I started breathing heavy
and almost got a headache.Copy !req
449. Then my vision started to go all colorful.Copy !req
450. - Then I just came in my pants.
- Okay.Copy !req
451. But I won't do that again.Copy !req
452. Can we finish this or are you just gonna
yackety-yak with Tits-And-Legs?Copy !req
453. Hey, she's more than a pair of tits
with legs, Mackworthy.Copy !req
454. - Oh, yeah?
- Well, maybe after I hit this shit to Beijing...Copy !req
455. - Yeah.
- ... I'll see what else she got.Copy !req
456. - Yeah, that's right.
- And I'll show you how a real man comes.Copy !req
457. You premature ejaculator.Copy !req
458. Throw the fucking ball, man.Copy !req
459. Let's go. Bang on.Copy !req
460. Come on, Kenny, strike his ass out.Copy !req
461. I want it. I need it.Copy !req
462. One hundred and one.Copy !req
463. God, help him.Copy !req
464. - Motherfucker.
- You okay, Mackworthy?Copy !req
465. You knocked his fucking eye out.Copy !req
466. You're goddamn right I did.
I was aiming for his fucking eye.Copy !req
467. - I got my pitch back.
- Yeah!Copy !req
468. Goddamn deal's off.Copy !req
469. No discount on account of tragedy.
No discount.Copy !req
470. Get paper towels
and ice from the snow-cone machine.Copy !req
471. - Clean that eye up.
- Schaeffer! Suck a fat one!Copy !req
472. Fuck you.Copy !req