1. Pipit, Koni, Collioure, mpm
pour la Fabrique de sous-titresCopy !req
2. Holy shit!
That was incredible.Copy !req
3. You want a sip?Copy !req
4. I can't drink spirits
if I gonna be driving, Kenny.Copy !req
5. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
6. I'm so drunk I feel retarded.Copy !req
7. Oh fuck you, dude.
I'm not trained to use that wordCopy !req
8. but that's how I feel right now.Copy !req
9. You're so fucking badass, Kenny.Copy !req
10. You still fuckin'...Copy !req
11. You say, "you fuckin' mess with me.Copy !req
12. "I throw a brick in your face."Copy !req
13. Smashing and break through
a fucking dude's window is nothingCopy !req
14. compared to the things I've done.Copy !req
15. I've killed people.Copy !req
16. You know what I wish?Copy !req
17. I wish I could just hang around
with you all the timeCopy !req
18. and just like,Copy !req
19. do whatever you do.Copy !req
20. Just like, learn from you,Copy !req
21. and aid you.Copy !req
22. Aid me?Copy !req
23. Yeah, you know like,Copy !req
24. like a good friendCopy !req
25. that would be there for you...Copy !req
26. - always.
- Like an assistant?Copy !req
27. Yeah, or like...Copy !req
28. Like a best friend.Copy !req
29. Fuck, dude!Copy !req
30. An assistant.Copy !req
31. I mean, did that could be
just the fucking key?Copy !req
32. I'm trying to get back
into the big leagues.Copy !req
33. That's a huge task!Copy !req
34. I could use somebody like you.Copy !req
35. Just do all my bullshit,Copy !req
36. my fucking run around.Copy !req
37. And I could just have time
to focus up on the day to day.Copy !req
38. Mother...Copy !req
39. fucker!Copy !req
40. That's Clegg in my fucking truck.Copy !req
41. Hold on to your dick.Copy !req
42. You still with us, buddy?Copy !req
43. What... what happened?Copy !req
44. You were driving and you smashed
into this boat cause you were drunk.Copy !req
45. No, wait, you were driving.Copy !req
46. You were driving.
I was in the passenger seat.Copy !req
47. I'm lucky to be alive.Copy !req
48. No, you...Copy !req
49. You were driving
because you're my assistant.Copy !req
50. That's what my assistant does.Copy !req
51. He drives me around
when I get shit hammered.Copy !req
52. Am I really your assistant?Copy !req
53. I don't know.Copy !req
54. That depends.Copy !req
55. Were you driving?Copy !req
56. Yes, I was driving.Copy !req
57. Yes, of course you were.Copy !req
58. Of course you were.
Alright, well...Copy !req
59. I'm on a split
because I've got priors,Copy !req
60. but see ya at school.Copy !req
61. What the hell?Copy !req
62. Alright, now,
I want this stuff categorized,Copy !req
63. inventorized,Copy !req
64. I'm not paying you all
2 buck an hour for nothing, alright?Copy !req
65. That's a fun middle finger,
how many of those do we have?Copy !req
66. It says 16.Copy !req
67. 16.
This is worth millions of dollars,Copy !req
68. I don't want sweat
and little kids fingerprints over.Copy !req
69. What those things doing
out in the driveway?Copy !req
70. everyone out is gonna buy it.
People will buy this shit.Copy !req
71. 16 or 17?Copy !req
72. - 16.
- Kenny, what...Copy !req
73. - What's up, Dus?
- What's all this junk doing in here?Copy !req
74. Dustin, this "junk"
is the answer to all our prayers.Copy !req
75. I'm gonna sell this Powers memorabilia.
We're gonna make fucking millions.Copy !req
76. Millions of dollars?
Toilet seats?Copy !req
77. You know, this toilet seat
is a collector's item.Copy !req
78. It's valuated over 2000$,
I've a thousand of them.Copy !req
79. Look. Opens up
you take shit in the middle of it.Copy !req
80. - You fall down and bump of your head?
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
81. You gotta be outta your fuckin' mind.
Who's gonna buy this shit?Copy !req
82. Excuse me for being
a fucking businessman.Copy !req
83. Maybe you could learn something
instead of just criticizing.Copy !req
84. Stay good at what you're doing
which is I guess, being poor.Copy !req
85. What is this?Copy !req
86. If you really want to sell this stuff
you should just put it on Ebay.Copy !req
87. I could list it.Copy !req
88. Don't put yourself
to doing something with him.Copy !req
89. I don't think
I appreciate your tone.Copy !req
90. I think that's a fantastic idea
I would love to talk to youCopy !req
91. one-on-one about said proposal.Copy !req
92. Minus the dickhead here.Copy !req
93. Look at...Copy !req
94. that.Copy !req
95. Wayne's Triple H sweatshirtCopy !req
96. just sold for 15$!Copy !req
97. I love that. It gives me
a little charge. That's so fun.Copy !req
98. OK, so basicallyCopy !req
99. we're gonna post your things online
and then people will make bids on them.Copy !req
100. Kind of like an auction.Copy !req
101. And then, the highest bid wins.Copy !req
102. I know how the fuck Ebay works,
what I wanna know is how much.Copy !req
103. OK, here is the thing...Copy !req
104. you don't know
what the market's gonna beCopy !req
105. until you actually
do post your things online.Copy !req
106. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking
about how much, how much for you.Copy !req
107. What's your commission?
What's the démarche?Copy !req
108. I don't want anything from you.
I'm not gonna charge you.Copy !req
109. Why are you doing it?Copy !req
110. Loved ones such as yourselfCopy !req
111. are a blessing
to me and our family and...Copy !req
112. we bestow our feelings of loveCopy !req
113. towards you by being...Copy !req
114. generous and blessful.Copy !req
115. I don't know, sounds a little fishy.Copy !req
116. Look at that, you see that?
That's what my dick goes through.Copy !req
117. OK, you know what?Copy !req
118. I'm starting to see
what's possible here.Copy !req
119. I mean, maybe this is fate.Copy !req
120. Maybe this is fated
that you are here on this earthCopy !req
121. to move this treasures from me.
Think about it.Copy !req
122. What are the chances that I would
have all that awesome stuff,Copy !req
123. be staying here with you guys,Copy !req
124. and then you know how to ebay good.Copy !req
125. Maybe this is what God wants.Copy !req
126. Maybe God wants us
to get rich as hell off this shit.Copy !req
127. - Well, that certainly would be nice.
- Fuck yeah, it would be nice.Copy !req
128. I'll be generous with my wealth.Copy !req
129. I'll help out obviously
with things around hereCopy !req
130. I'll pay for those extra channels
that I haveCopy !req
131. subscribe to on the satellite thing.Copy !req
132. I will also help out with the boys.Copy !req
133. Maybe I could open up
a checking account on their namesCopy !req
134. that I could have access to,
you know, just...Copy !req
135. drop moneys into,
make contributions.Copy !req
136. Maybe even open up a credit card,Copy !req
137. in their names and my names.Copy !req
138. I don't think we're gonna
open up a credit card accountCopy !req
139. for you on my children's name.Copy !req
140. OK. We should definitely do
the checking account thing though.Copy !req
141. Let's start listing the first stuff.Copy !req
142. I've been blessed with many things:Copy !req
143. an arm like a damn rocket,
a cock like a Burmese pythonCopy !req
144. and the mind of a fuckin scientist.Copy !req
145. So people often ask me,Copy !req
146. "Kenny, what are your weaknesses,
do you have any?"Copy !req
147. I would say that my biggest flaw,
my Achilles heel,Copy !req
148. is my tireless work ethic.Copy !req
149. Some people say I'm a women hater.
That's not true, I love womenCopy !req
150. Every fucking one of them,
even the ugly shit ones,Copy !req
151. but don't ask me to trust them,
not even nuns.Copy !req
152. Because every pair of tits
comes with a gaping holeCopy !req
153. and all the needs
that even Kenny Powers can't fillCopy !req
154. In the name of American mythology.Copy !req
155. You can smoke a pipe
until your dick falls off,Copy !req
156. but I'm not dancing with any fucking
wolves no matter how high I get.Copy !req
157. Not that I get high, but if I did,Copy !req
158. my shit would believe
in our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.Copy !req
159. If there's one thing I hate,
it's loosing.Copy !req
160. If there's two things I hate,
it's loosing and getting cancer.Copy !req
161. - What are you looking at?
- Your nice hair, asshole.Copy !req
162. Yeah, nice job, making 3 bucks a week,
you dipshit.Copy !req
163. Sell weed, you'll make more money.Copy !req
164. Happy Farm
is an organic beef distributor.Copy !req
165. - I don't have his number, find it.
- OK, got it.Copy !req
166. Have him make
weekly shipment of Kobe beefCopy !req
167. directly to Luis in the cafeteriaCopy !req
168. It's gonna cost you more, if you drop
my name you should get a discountCopy !req
169. - Has a petty cash come through yet?
- I'm still waiting on a check for that,Copy !req
170. so for now I'm gonna need you
to keep flowing it.Copy !req
171. Save your receipt,
because I'll reimburse you.Copy !req
172. - OK. Very cool.
- Finally,Copy !req
173. I need you to find
who the fuck Caldwell is.Copy !req
174. Caldwell?Copy !req
175. Yeah, he's some hotshot pitcher
trying to be me.Copy !req
176. Trying to bite the Powers fucking style.
I want to know when he plays.Copy !req
177. I want to see who
this limp dick imposter is working with.Copy !req
178. - But he's in high school.
- So what?Copy !req
179. He wants to be in the big game, so do I.
He's my competition.Copy !req
180. A casualty of my fuckin' war.Copy !req
181. Consider it done.Copy !req
182. Are you ready to learn
some next level shit?Copy !req
183. - Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
184. From this moment on, you guys
are no longer little kids.Copy !req
185. You're cold, calculated murderers.Copy !req
186. This is the mindset you gotta be in
if you wanna be a champion.Copy !req
187. You got me?Copy !req
188. - What do you need, bro?
- I'm just observing the class.Copy !req
189. Carry on, please,
because I'm awfully intrigued.Copy !req
190. Class, do we want
the principal of the schoolCopy !req
191. in our secret meeting of learning?Copy !req
192. Hell no!Copy !req
193. Well it's really not up
to any of you guys.Copy !req
194. This is part of my job
I have to observe my teachers.Copy !req
195. People have spoken, Cut.
Hit the holes, baby.Copy !req
196. Try to clean up
some of our language.Copy !req
197. And I'll just stand over here,
that's fine with me.Copy !req
198. That'd be great for me.Copy !req
199. Most of teachers on the staff
don't have a problem with me observing.Copy !req
200. You're about to find out that I'm not
like most of those goddamn teachers.Copy !req
201. - How's that?
- Am I out of your peripheral?Copy !req
202. Anyway, so...Copy !req
203. Besides getting shot
in the back of the head,Copy !req
204. do you know what else
Abraham Lincoln did?Copy !req
205. He was a champion wrestler
in high school.Copy !req
206. No, I'm not making that up.Copy !req
207. Could you go back behind the door?Copy !req
208. I was on a good run, and now,
I've just lost it.Copy !req
209. - You want me out in the hallway.
- That would be fantastic.Copy !req
210. Behave yourselves.Copy !req
211. Don't try to tell my warriors
what to do.Copy !req
212. All right, fuck him.
So, here we go, guys.Copy !req
213. Name of the game, kids, thunderdome.Copy !req
214. Two men enter.Copy !req
215. One man leaves.Copy !req
216. Kill! Kill!Copy !req
217. Dude, I'm so sorry about split
with your truck the over night, man.Copy !req
218. I was drunk.Copy !req
219. I had a chance to get laid.Copy !req
220. - My hands were tied, man.
- I understand.Copy !req
221. I probably would have done
the same thing.Copy !req
222. We're square on the truck.Copy !req
223. I need you to do
something else for me.Copy !req
224. - You can't fuck this up.
- Whatever what you want, Kenny.Copy !req
225. I need you to score me some juice.Copy !req
226. - You mean like, from the store?
- No, motherfucker.Copy !req
227. I'm talking roids, don't act like
you don't know about drugs when you do.Copy !req
228. I don't know
anybody that sell steroidsCopy !req
229. What about that black dude
that had all that CialisCopy !req
230. Marcus?Copy !req
231. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
232. But... and, I'm not trying
to be a dick here,Copy !req
233. but how's taking steroidsCopy !req
234. gonna get you back
to the big leagues? I mean,Copy !req
235. I thought they tested pretty hardcore
for that shit.Copy !req
236. Obviously,
I'm not gonna need steroidsCopy !req
237. once I'm fucking in shape,
this is the kickstart to training, dude.Copy !req
238. I'll see what I can do.Copy !req
239. I want my moneys.Copy !req
240. Some of them moneys.Copy !req
241. Put it up Dustin's butt's.Copy !req
242. You gotta pay so far.Copy !req
243. All right, just few things here,
let me pull it up.Copy !req
244. Five thousands dollars.Copy !req
245. Did the damn zero key
get stuck, honey?Copy !req
246. Good Lord.Copy !req
247. Dustin if the zero key did get stuck,
I don't know what the fuck is so funny.Copy !req
248. Well, Jesus, Kenny,Copy !req
249. who in the world do you think
is gonna pay 5 grand for a broken bat?Copy !req
250. A lot of people, Dustin.Copy !req
251. That's the bat
I hit my only home run with.Copy !req
252. Why are you such a condescending bitch?
I'm trying to make my life better.Copy !req
253. OK, you know what, Kenny,
rather than asking for the top price,Copy !req
254. maybe we should use the bids
to drive the price up.Copy !req
255. I don't know what that means.Copy !req
256. We'll lower the asking price and then,
people will compete for the items.Copy !req
257. - That's driving the price up.
- Let me get this straight.Copy !req
258. You need to lower the prices
of my treasures,Copy !req
259. basically giving the shit away
so the people can goCopy !req
260. for the prices a little higher.Copy !req
261. If that's what you think,
you're the fucking expertCopy !req
262. - I've never done this Ebay shit before.
- I know.Copy !req
263. All right fine, we lower
the price of the bat,Copy !req
264. but I'm not gonna budge
on the baby pillowCopy !req
265. Anyone who wouldn't pay that price
is a fucking idiot.Copy !req
266. It's a goddamn steal.Copy !req
267. All right, cool dudes,Copy !req
268. behold gentlemanCopy !req
269. I offer you a once in a lifetime
investment opportunity.Copy !req
270. Each of these balls were thrown
by this fucking handCopy !req
271. in the goddamn world series,
I've autographed each of them,Copy !req
272. I'll even throw in
the Halliburton case.Copy !req
273. What do you say?
1000$.Copy !req
274. - 1000$.
- The wholething, a thousand bucks.Copy !req
275. I don't have
that kind of money shit,Copy !req
276. just sell me one ball
that's all I need.Copy !req
277. No, it's a part of a set, you got
to buy all. It's all balls or no balls.Copy !req
278. Dude, it ain't happening, man.Copy !req
279. - How about you said you were serious.
- Chance, you need to get to class.Copy !req
280. What is this? You're messing around
with some black market shit now?Copy !req
281. No, no black market shit,
just regular market shit.Copy !req
282. What? You guys can sell
goddamn tickets to a cancer kid danceCopy !req
283. I can't be here
selling shit for my own things?Copy !req
284. On school ground, I'm pretty sure
there's a rule against that.Copy !req
285. What you gonna do?
Tell your boyfriend about it?Copy !req
286. What is this stuff anyway?Copy !req
287. Change of subject,
I could roll with that.Copy !req
288. Well, April,
since you're so concernedCopy !req
289. these are the priceless heirlooms
for my reign as king of the ballfield.Copy !req
290. - All for sale.
- How much is that mask?Copy !req
291. This one right here?Copy !req
292. Funny you ask,
you obviously have an eye for quality.Copy !req
293. This mask is valuated over 600 bucks
but I'll give it to you for 4 hundies.Copy !req
294. - Can I try it on?
- Yes, you may.Copy !req
295. Put it on.Copy !req
296. - You're being rough with the hat
- I just try to put it on.Copy !req
297. Well, you almost mess it up.
Look at that.Copy !req
298. - As handsome as me.
- Fuck you, I'm Kenny Powers.Copy !req
299. - You bet your fucking ass you are.
- You know it.Copy !req
300. - Is that it? That's how you do?
- That's how I do.Copy !req
301. If I took you from behind right now
I'd be fucking myself over.Copy !req
302. You look like a retarded Mike Meyers.
It's not a good look.Copy !req
303. - What do you say? We got a deal?
- I can't pay 400 bucks for that shit.Copy !req
304. You can't or you won't?Copy !req
305. I won't.Copy !req
306. I know why you won't.Copy !req
307. - Why?
- Cause you hate me.Copy !req
308. Don't be late for school.Copy !req
309. Don't tell me what to do.Copy !req
310. Cleared sale.Copy !req
311. I'm in a middle of some intense
goddamn training.Copy !req
312. Good Kenny.
I found the boy pictured, Caldwell.Copy !req
313. Oh, for real.Copy !req
314. Hit three.Copy !req
315. Perfect pitch.Copy !req
316. He threw a perfect pitch?Copy !req
317. Technically, yes.Copy !req
318. Dude's got dick for style.Copy !req
319. Got no showmanship
no personal possessCopy !req
320. It's like watching
a fucking pitching machine.Copy !req
321. - Fuck this kid.
- Totally, fuck him.Copy !req
322. I knew we were wasting our time
coming down here, Kenny.Copy !req
323. Stevie, first of all, don't ever fuckin'
second-guess me, that's rule number 1.Copy !req
324. Didn't met you in ages, menCopy !req
325. - How you doing?
- Who's asking?Copy !req
326. I'm Aaron Giggs,
I'm a college recruiter fromCopy !req
327. UNCW. I just...
I know you don't remember me.Copy !req
328. I watched you whip the cracksCopy !req
329. of a weak Central's butch
when you was a sophomore,Copy !req
330. that's some of the best pitching
I've ever seen in my life.Copy !req
331. You had a lot of talent, back then.Copy !req
332. He still does.Copy !req
333. I'm pretty much re-engineering
man's approach to pitchingCopy !req
334. - if you wanna get down to brass tacks.
- That's impressive, very.Copy !req
335. They said you were around,
teaching school or something.Copy !req
336. I focus more on the something aspect
of that choice.Copy !req
337. I'm teaching, that's pretty much
out of the kindness of my heart.Copy !req
338. - The real deal is the training.
- You're training?Copy !req
339. You bet your ass, I am.
Morning, noon and night.Copy !req
340. I'm about 2 days away from being
in the best condition of my life.Copy !req
341. You know, that's good,
that's good for you, Kenny,Copy !req
342. I always thought it was a shame
how things turned out for you.Copy !req
343. Didn't turn too bad
I mean, I'm sober now.Copy !req
344. Crazy what two years sober do to a man.
Just living totally cleanCopy !req
345. honest, just straight.Copy !req
346. I guess it kinda makes you see
what's really important.Copy !req
347. It does, definitely.Copy !req
348. Word on the street is
"Kenny Powers is coming back".Copy !req
349. Good luck.Copy !req
350. Help me out.Copy !req
351. With what?Copy !req
352. With your connects, motherfucker,
come on.Copy !req
353. I'm on a college scale, I can't...Copy !req
354. Come on, you know people.Copy !req
355. I don't know that many folks.Copy !req
356. I'm just not the guy to help you,
I wish I could.Copy !req
357. But you'll help this fuckin'
Neil. D. Caldwell.Copy !req
358. I don't know if I appreciate
how this conversation is turning.Copy !req
359. - You don't get a clue, bro.
- I got the clue.Copy !req
360. Let me just go back up
and do what I came here to do.Copy !req
361. What's that? Look at a bunch
of little boys throwing balls.Copy !req
362. Instead of gettin on board,
and see what's a real talent.Copy !req
363. Excuse me, but watching high school kids
is my business, son.Copy !req
364. That's fucking terrific.Copy !req
365. My business is being a goddamn
powerhouse and making millions of bucks.Copy !req
366. I hate to break this to you,
you're a piece of shit.Copy !req
367. The big leagues never would
take you back.Copy !req
368. You too old, you too fat,
you too goddamn stupid.Copy !req
369. That's not true.
I don't give a fuck what you say.Copy !req
370. I'm coming back with the big leagues
want me or not.Copy !req
371. Real nice meeting you, Kenny.
Watch it, prick.Copy !req
372. Watch it, ass blood.Copy !req
373. Get up.Copy !req
374. Cassandra, get up.Copy !req
375. Kenny, what is it?Copy !req
376. There's an Internet emergency, I need
to see you in the computer room now!Copy !req
377. Jesus, Kenny,
It's the middle of the damn night.Copy !req
378. Now, Cassie.Copy !req
379. - Kenny... don't go, baby.
- It's okay.Copy !req
380. Come on.Copy !req
381. Go back to sleep, Dustin.Copy !req
382. Don't go, baby...Copy !req
383. You butt fucked me, Cassie.Copy !req
384. Out of 4993 dollars.Copy !req
385. What are you talking about?Copy !req
386. Internet.Copy !req
387. OK. That's good.
You sold your bat.Copy !req
388. Congratulations.Copy !req
389. Congratulations, my ass.Copy !req
390. You need to calm down
and tell me what's going on.Copy !req
391. You want to know what's going on?Copy !req
392. This bat we sold.Copy !req
393. This bat is my home run bat.Copy !req
394. Do you know how many pitchers
hit homeruns in the majors?Copy !req
395. Practically, almost zero.Copy !req
396. But I did it.Copy !req
397. Now, with your help, I sold it
for 7 fuckings bucks to some asshole.Copy !req
398. You're upset
that your bat's sold for 7 bucks.Copy !req
399. It's not just a bat, Cassie.Copy !req
400. Why doesn't anybody want this shit?Copy !req
401. Let's be honest. It's been a while
since you've been on top.Copy !req
402. Doesn't mean that you've been forgotten
or that you weren't any good,Copy !req
403. and it's not an insult
to the talent that you had.Copy !req
404. Time changes people's memory
for good and bad.Copy !req
405. Fuck time.Copy !req
406. I know my past is more valuable
than seven bucks.Copy !req
407. Yeah, sure, your...Copy !req
408. Your past is valuable
because it made you who you are,Copy !req
409. but you need to start
thinking about your future.Copy !req
410. I just so happen
to see more in you, Kenny.Copy !req
411. What do we do with all this awesome
amount of Kenny Powers shit?Copy !req
412. I can think of two people in this house
that will certainly love it.Copy !req
413. One thing each, boys.Copy !req
414. Wayne, one thing, not two.Copy !req
415. Ask anybody out there.Copy !req
416. They'll tell you that the foundations
of a great baseball playerCopy !req
417. starts with an understanding
of some basics fundamentals.Copy !req
418. Any one thing, choose wisely.Copy !req
419. Running, stretching,
physical conditioningCopy !req
420. I give, maybe one of them,
Kenny Powers' condomsCopy !req
421. to have when you're older.Copy !req
422. Wayne, you might...Copy !req
423. There's some Kenny Powers cookies
you might like that.Copy !req
424. These are the things
that prepare your bodyCopy !req
425. for the many challenges
a baseball player facesCopy !req
426. I heard that bullshit thrown at me
all my damn life.Copy !req
427. You know what Kenny Powers says?Copy !req
428. Fundamentals are a crutch
for the talentless.Copy !req
429. This one coach try to put me
on a weight training programCopy !req
430. But I was all like, "You and your weight
can fuck off somewhereCopy !req
431. "I'm not lifting that shit,
it's heavy.Copy !req
432. "Why I need a strict training
when I am strong enoughCopy !req
433. "to through a goddamn 100m/h pitch."Copy !req
434. Fuck that!Copy !req
435. See, in life when you've talent
all the other shit doesn't matter.Copy !req
436. If we were on an island
with no weight, no running drills.Copy !req
437. Who would be on top then?Copy !req
438. The guy with the talent.Copy !req
439. Hey, Caldwell.Copy !req
440. Kenny Powers says good luck
with your fucking career.Copy !req
441. I'm gonna break your arm.Copy !req
442. I have a knife. I have a knife.Copy !req
443. In a nutshell,
you can train all you wantCopy !req
444. you can work on your catching,
on your throwing, on your running.Copy !req
445. Hell. It might even be enough
to get you into the majors.Copy !req
446. I'm gonna hit the stationary bike,
do you need anything?Copy !req
447. No thanks, sweetie.Copy !req
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