1. When my ass was 19 years old,Copy !req
2. I changed the face
of professional baseball.Copy !req
3. Ladies and gentleman do we have
a barn burner on one?Copy !req
4. Bottom of the night,
game 7, bases loaded, 2 downCopy !req
5. and Atlanta has gone to the ball
penalty with workin'pictureCopy !req
6. Kenny Powers.
This kid is untested folks.Copy !req
7. Untested,
he's run the count 4 to Eddy Patterson.Copy !req
8. The all star first basement.
Closer down off a third.Copy !req
9. Paterson off second,
Powers on third.Copy !req
10. He shakes off a sign,Copy !req
11. and the 3-2 pitchCopy !req
12. - And he's done it.
- Get fucking out.Copy !req
13. Kenny Powers has done it,Copy !req
14. Kenny Powers has done it, Atlanta
won the series, listen to this crowd.Copy !req
15. I was handed the keys to the kingdom.Copy !req
16. Multimillion dollar deals.Copy !req
17. Endorsements.Copy !req
18. Everyone wanted a piece of my shit.Copy !req
19. You are fucking out.Copy !req
20. You're fucking out.Copy !req
21. Just a man with a mind for victory
and an arm likeCopy !req
22. a fucking canon.Copy !req
23. But sometimes
when you've been in the thunder.Copy !req
24. you get lost in the storm.Copy !req
25. I'm sick and tired
of carrying all the weight.Copy !req
26. This coach and this owner is not
giving me the shit I need to win.Copy !req
27. Atlanta,
you're fucking out.Copy !req
28. Kenny Power is now a free agent.Copy !req
29. Bought* a bar,
get ship bases, huh?Copy !req
30. Get me paid bitch.
Superstar!Copy !req
31. So Kenny,Copy !req
32. How do you feel about playing
for New York?Copy !req
33. You mean Jew York, it's fucking great.Copy !req
34. I gotta tell you.
I thought the blacks in Boston were bad.Copy !req
35. But it turns out
they're nothing compared toCopy !req
36. these fag we got from San Francisco.Copy !req
37. Here a true champion,Copy !req
38. face to face with his darkest dare.Copy !req
39. It could take whatever
it takes to rise above.Copy !req
40. Do you have any comments
on the steroid allegations?Copy !req
41. I said I'm not on steroids!Copy !req
42. A man fights, fights,Copy !req
43. and then fights some more.Copy !req
44. Because surrender is death.Copy !req
45. And death is for pussies.Copy !req
46. Kenny Powers, a career in the one shot
so much promised...Copy !req
47. Hello men, come on mother fuckerCopy !req
48. - you can feel the sun going down on.
- With a count 2 and 0Copy !req
49. and a runner at 3rd.
One out here in the end.Copy !req
50. He stretches.Copy !req
51. Swangs on. And that ball
is gonna be out in a hurry.Copy !req
52. The nail on the coffin of a careerCopy !req
53. and Kenny Powers kicks his glove.Copy !req
54. You're fucking out!Copy !req
55. You're fucking out!Copy !req
56. And my ass ain't no pussy.Copy !req
57. My ass is a working...Copy !req
58. Write your name in the top right corner,Copy !req
59. followed by birth date
and social security number.Copy !req
60. Fill out the form completely.Copy !req
61. When you finish,
hand in your form to me.Copy !req
62. Welcome to the Shelby
County school system.Copy !req
63. And your new exciting careerCopy !req
64. as a substitute teacher.Copy !req
65. You'll never gonna believe
who is sat in front of me?Copy !req
66. Kenny fucking Powers!Copy !req
67. No shit.
Yeah it's him.Copy !req
68. No, I don't know, he looks like shit.Copy !req
69. He looks like a big bag full
of masta peso.Copy !req
70. Kenny Powers!Copy !req
71. Holy shit! I knew that was you.Copy !req
72. Slow the fuck down, dude.Copy !req
73. Marcus Shank.Copy !req
74. You bang my step sister
back in high school.Copy !req
75. What the fuck are
you doing back here man?Copy !req
76. - = Team Subs-Addicts =-Copy !req
77. - = PREAIR =-Copy !req
78. o Aka & YaYa oCopy !req
79. VeenCopy !req
80. SixeCopy !req
81. NaErT.Copy !req
82. Hey, get me one
of that Texas toaster, bro!Copy !req
83. Here you go.Copy !req
84. Thanks.Copy !req
85. Did you get the Christmas cards
we got you this year?Copy !req
86. Yeah I think so.Copy !req
87. I mean I got a ton of fan mail
so it's a lot of mail to go through.Copy !req
88. But, yeah, I mean I think I did.Copy !req
89. You all get that...Copy !req
90. the tenant bed
I sent you all last year?Copy !req
91. The one you sent three years ago.
It's in the garage.Copy !req
92. Three years.Copy !req
93. Well, this is a tenant bed,
you know,Copy !req
94. so.Copy !req
95. You boys ever attacked anybody?
Beat up any kids in the neighborhood?Copy !req
96. When we were kids,
me and your dad,Copy !req
97. used to beat a shit
out of this retard brotherCopy !req
98. that used to live down the street
from us... hilarious.Copy !req
99. This guy was the most ruthless one.
Now, I was in here, he's got a family,Copy !req
100. - he's got a nice shirt on.
- We try to teach our children,Copy !req
101. not to make fun
of others who are challenged.Copy !req
102. Mongoloid Mike,
is that he used to call him?Copy !req
103. He busts his head with a stick,
remember that?Copy !req
104. I think we're gone tone
down the language, right?Copy !req
105. Hey Mama,
I'm still blown and you got three kids.Copy !req
106. I mean I remember you having this one.
All blond of you everywhere.Copy !req
107. We got three.Copy !req
108. Three and some young men.
The Powers'way.Copy !req
109. The littlest one is a girl.Copy !req
110. You certainly are!Copy !req
111. Her name is Rose,Copy !req
112. named after Kate Winslet
in the movie Titanic.Copy !req
113. You named your daughter
out of fucking Titanic?Copy !req
114. It's Cassie's favorite movie.Copy !req
115. You gotta be shiting me.Copy !req
116. What's his name?
Fucking Shrek?Copy !req
117. No, OK.Copy !req
118. Hey, hey!Copy !req
119. Did you hear about Brian?Copy !req
120. He get his head burned off
in a motorcycle accident last year.Copy !req
121. - And his face literally is burned off?
- Straight off. It's gross.Copy !req
122. I mean anytime anyone
has some sort of.Copy !req
123. I can handle a limb gone or a leg,
but any sort ofCopy !req
124. infirmary on the face It's just like,
I don't wanna be around you.Copy !req
125. I don't want to try to identify with you
as a human it's just disgusting like...Copy !req
126. - It's hard to look at.
- It's gross. You know what,Copy !req
127. I'm not gonna talk to Brian
anymore because I don't want to haveCopy !req
128. be almost throwing up
when I speak to him.Copy !req
129. So thanks for letting me crash here.
I appreciate it.Copy !req
130. Yeah, sure man.Copy !req
131. Cass and I wondered
speaking of which,Copy !req
132. how long do you plan on, you know,Copy !req
133. - staying here?Copy !req
134. Why? I mean like that.Copy !req
135. And how much times do I have
to tell you this? Gatorade is stillCopy !req
136. trying to get a piece out of my ass.
I got the IRS up on my shit I needCopy !req
137. to take a job so that the government
can gage my fucking wages, men.Copy !req
138. I mean, give me
a little breather room here.Copy !req
139. You just gotta give me some
walk around money and that'll be fine?Copy !req
140. How long think that's gonna be?Copy !req
141. You wanna know how much I'll stay in
here? Four fucking years. About that?Copy !req
142. Really, we're brothers.
You want me to really give you a date?Copy !req
143. No,
no, just...Copy !req
144. Well, I just wanna know
how long it's gonna be till you...Copy !req
145. Till what?Copy !req
146. - Get your shit together, Kenny.
- I'm kidding.Copy !req
147. I'm not.Copy !req
148. Undoubted,
I knew the game was mine to win.Copy !req
149. Just like in life,
all of my successes depend on me.Copy !req
150. I'm the man who has the ball,Copy !req
151. I'm the man who can throw it
faster than fuck.Copy !req
152. So that is why I am betterCopy !req
153. than everyone in the world.Copy !req
154. Kiss my ass and suck my dick,
everyone.Copy !req
155. You've reached the end
of cassette n°2...Copy !req
156. You're listening to the audio book
"You're fucking out,Copy !req
157. I'm fucking in
"by Kenny Powers".Copy !req
158. Narrated "by Kenny Powers".Copy !req
159. I mean he draw a pentagram
made of penises.Copy !req
160. You know I think he's a real psycho.Copy !req
161. I got my major in Arts,Copy !req
162. not psychology.
I don't know what to tell this kid.Copy !req
163. April!Copy !req
164. April!Copy !req
165. What's happening gorgeous?Copy !req
166. Okay.Copy !req
167. - Just you in my arms here, OK.
- Could you let me go please?Copy !req
168. I recognize your scent.Copy !req
169. Do you recognize my essence?Copy !req
170. - Yeah, that feels familiar.
- It's nice to see you too.Copy !req
171. I'm gonna need to change my pants.Copy !req
172. I'm just playing out to uncool my pants.Copy !req
173. Did I?
I was surprisedCopy !req
174. when I heard that
you were coming back.Copy !req
175. You know,Copy !req
176. I'm just here to do some rehab
on the shoulders, you know.Copy !req
177. Trying to get my fuck on.
You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
178. Kenny,Copy !req
179. If you think that I'm gonna hook up
with you after all this time.Copy !req
180. Then you've lost your god damned mind.Copy !req
181. Your tits are great.Copy !req
182. Kenny Powers in my school!Copy !req
183. It is a true pleasure to meet you.
I'm just a huge fan.Copy !req
184. Charles Kutler,
principal.Copy !req
185. - Big boss man, OK.
- I'll guess so.Copy !req
186. When I heard that you
were gonna be subbing here,Copy !req
187. I almost lost my mind.Copy !req
188. That's good for you.Copy !req
189. There's something you need
to know about, Kenny.Copy !req
190. You're not the only athlete around here.Copy !req
191. I happen to be training for a triathlon.Copy !req
192. So,Copy !req
193. running every morning, swimming and
cycling. You know all about that, right?Copy !req
194. No, actually I don't.Copy !req
195. I play real sports,
not trying to be the best at exercising.Copy !req
196. - Fuck is guy.
- This guy...Copy !req
197. - hilarious!
- Hilarious.Copy !req
198. Let's get your paperwork started. I'll
show you where you're gonna be working.Copy !req
199. How about this? How about
you go ahead get the paperwork start,Copy !req
200. I must stay around here
and catch up with April.Copy !req
201. You know April?Copy !req
202. - We went to High School together.
- We used to date.Copy !req
203. You used to date?Copy !req
204. April? You never told me
you dated Kenny Powers?Copy !req
205. Well.Copy !req
206. - That is so cool!
- Yes, it's a little too early to tellCopy !req
207. but it looks like
the sparks are still flying.Copy !req
208. - God...
- I'm all get up in it.Copy !req
209. That's not funny.Copy !req
210. - You're hilarious.
- You're hilarious.Copy !req
211. You know what, I...Copy !req
212. I am serious.Copy !req
213. I forgot to tell you I'm
engaged now.Copy !req
214. Bullshit!Copy !req
215. You're engaged?
You're right, who are you engaged to?Copy !req
216. - To me!
- Yeah.Copy !req
217. We're engaged.Copy !req
218. May 11th, save the date because
Kenny PowersCopy !req
219. is definitely coming to my wedding.Copy !req
220. That's not negotiable,
we'll find a room.Copy !req
221. What's up?Copy !req
222. I'm Kenny Powers.Copy !req
223. I'll be your new PE teacher
till coach Bruce's back is fixed.Copy !req
224. Yeah, I'm famous, Ladida
big fucking deal.Copy !req
225. That's right, your new teacher curses.
Let's get used to it, OK?Copy !req
226. Now this time, I'd like to fill
any questions anybody have,Copy !req
227. this is the time to do it.Copy !req
228. - You! Big kid.
- Do we have to run a mile?Copy !req
229. I'm talking about me,
I'll answer questions about meCopy !req
230. personally,
as a superstar.Copy !req
231. You know you got moment in time
here with an American icon.Copy !req
232. And you're gonna waste it asking
a question about the fucking mile?Copy !req
233. Who's next? Who's got
something else for me here? You.Copy !req
234. When you did steroids,
they make your balls shrink?Copy !req
235. You think that's funny?Copy !req
236. How about I show my balls right here,
and you could tell me if they shrunk.Copy !req
237. No, for your information
I have full size balls.Copy !req
238. Next question.Copy !req
239. Is it true you were in jail?Copy !req
240. - No, babe, rehab.
- Did you hurt yourself?Copy !req
241. No I didn't hurt myself.Copy !req
242. Cause coach Bruce said after
his back surgery, he has gone rehab.Copy !req
243. Yeah I hurt myself.
I hurt my nose.Copy !req
244. All right, got time for one more.
Timid kid!Copy !req
245. My dad said you ruin baseball.Copy !req
246. You know what, I can already tell
that I don't like you.Copy !req
247. And I'm probably not gonna like you.Copy !req
248. No matter how many pull up
or pushups you do.Copy !req
249. If anybody want to pickle
anybody in class,Copy !req
250. Aim for him, because
I ain't watching.Copy !req
251. And Terence
is in a handicapped stall,Copy !req
252. with his pants around his ankles,Copy !req
253. - And that is why I don't drink.
- God, and that is why I love you.Copy !req
254. Hey I don't mean
to break up a good time hereCopy !req
255. but, I just saw 2 boys
raping a 6th grade.Copy !req
256. - What?
- Raping...Copy !req
257. I'm just kidding.Copy !req
258. - Do you mind if I pony up in here?
- Sure, have a seat.Copy !req
259. I don't know if you've met
everybody yet or not?Copy !req
260. - But let's get some introduction.
- I know this piece of shit.Copy !req
261. Your racist ass!Copy !req
262. Well.Copy !req
263. That was...Copy !req
264. Mrs. Maholick. She teaches civics and...Copy !req
265. Of course you already know
Miss Buchanon.Copy !req
266. And you got Mr. Nesbond,
our drama teacher.Copy !req
267. Mrs. Jones, she teaches English,Copy !req
268. And our band teacher down here,
Mr. Janowsky.Copy !req
269. We already know each other too.Copy !req
270. - We do?
- Yeah, it's me Stevie.Copy !req
271. Stevie Janowsky.Copy !req
272. We went to high school together.Copy !req
273. - I was a drum major.
- What the fuck is that?Copy !req
274. I led the home marching band.Copy !req
275. Okay, I know,
I made those tee shirtsCopy !req
276. when you went to State, and I got
everybody to wear them at the pep rally.Copy !req
277. You remember that? All the matching
tee shirts everybody wore?Copy !req
278. Am I supposed to remember every
motherfucker I've ever met before?Copy !req
279. I don't know I just...Copy !req
280. - 'cause the teachers were all matched.
- Sorry, nothing, OK.Copy !req
281. I don't remember you dude.Copy !req
282. I've got lots of memories in my life,Copy !req
283. and sometimes you kinda have toCopy !req
284. dump the small ones
to make room for the bigger ones.Copy !req
285. But sometimes,Copy !req
286. when you try to dump the smaller one
you think they're gone, but they're not.Copy !req
287. They're sitting there,Copy !req
288. waiting the pick up
exactly where they left off.Copy !req
289. No matter if there are new memories
sitting in their way or not.Copy !req
290. Personally, I hate it when new memories
get in the way of old ones.Copy !req
291. All right,
so let's me get this straight. SoCopy !req
292. I'm gonna pay for a blow job, and
I gotta pay for goddam hotel room too?Copy !req
293. That just seems like I'm spending too
much money for nothing. I got a house.Copy !req
294. You could just get your ass over here
and do the blow job here.Copy !req
295. Hey, this one is done too.Copy !req
296. - Could you take that as well?
- Thank you.Copy !req
297. I'll wear a Scream mask.Copy !req
298. The mask from Scream.Copy !req
299. While I do you from behind.Copy !req
300. Hello?Copy !req
301. Hey!Copy !req
302. Cassie,Copy !req
303. your cell phone
blows!Copy !req
304. It's crazy just like being out,
in the real working world,Copy !req
305. working a real job,
like getting out of the house,Copy !req
306. it just exhausts you.
It really does. It's exhaustic.Copy !req
307. If you could keep focus
on keeping your area clean?Copy !req
308. - No problem.
- I'd appreciate that.Copy !req
309. Can I ask you a question hypothetical?Copy !req
310. When you were engaged
to get marry to Dustin,Copy !req
311. if somebody else would asked you out,
like what would you've said?Copy !req
312. Well, I was pregnant when Dustin
asked me to marry him, so...Copy !req
313. Right, yeah,
who's gonna want to stick that?Copy !req
314. Well, let's pretend that you
weren't pregers, you were just normal.Copy !req
315. And, that dude
asked you out.Copy !req
316. OK, well.Copy !req
317. Kenny, I think I would say no.
I mean,Copy !req
318. it's true love.Copy !req
319. You know when one heartCopy !req
320. connects with another heart, it's,Copy !req
321. sort of magical.
I really hope for you someday.Copy !req
322. Wait.
Shut up for a second.Copy !req
323. No, no!
Get down!Copy !req
324. Get your ass down right now!
Hop down your ignorant ass!Copy !req
325. Kenny, you cannot
talk to my son like that!Copy !req
326. Get out, get out of here.
Get your ass down HandCopy !req
327. - ruining my goddam handle bars.
- What's going on?Copy !req
328. - He just swore at Wayne.
- Why you're swearing to Wayne?Copy !req
329. Why you're taking her side when
he's the one who has been wrong to you?Copy !req
330. - Was just sitting on his jet ski.
- Was just sitting on his jet ski.Copy !req
331. - That's why you're swearing at him?
- I will continue to swear Dustin,Copy !req
332. this jet ski ain't a god damn toy!Copy !req
333. - Yes, it is.
- Do you know what would have happenCopy !req
334. if he would have dry
accelerate this jet ski on land?Copy !req
335. He would have ruined it.
You would have fucking ruined it!Copy !req
336. Kenny, if you're really strap for cash,
sell the jet ski.Copy !req
337. I don't tell you
what to do with your money.Copy !req
338. Don't fucking tell me
what to do with mine, OK?Copy !req
339. Cassie, do not stare me those dead eyes,
you jerk bitch!Copy !req
340. - You are an asshole!
- Ultimately, I'll regret saying that.Copy !req
341. - That was an horrible thing to say.
- Watch your fucking mouth, all right.Copy !req
342. It's just:
I'm Kenny Powers!Copy !req
343. I'm sorry, OK?Copy !req
344. I've been told that I have problems
expressing my emotions.Copy !req
345. And so I yell!
So, I'm very sorry,Copy !req
346. I don't mean to offend you Wayne.
You have fucking pissed me off.Copy !req
347. But I'm just very upset right now.Copy !req
348. Honestly, it's probably better
if I just leave now.Copy !req
349. So I'm gonna go ahead and go.
But I'm not gonna stop yelling.Copy !req
350. Because then, that will mean
I lost the fight.Copy !req
351. So, fuck you all!Copy !req
352. I'm sorry, leave it to you on the mad,
I'm out!Copy !req
353. Where you going?Copy !req
354. I'm going to Chabooms!Copy !req
355. The jet ski is a piece of fucking shit,
by the way.Copy !req
356. I know you.Copy !req
357. I've seen your ass on TV.Copy !req
358. And it ain't often
we got many stars in here.Copy !req
359. Stars kinda make me...Copy !req
360. How do I say it?Copy !req
361. A little wet in my pussy.Copy !req
362. That's a one way to say, yeah.Copy !req
363. Hell no!
Hell no!Copy !req
364. - Tracy get the fuck out of here.
- Fuck you Craig!Copy !req
365. I'm just talking.Copy !req
366. So daddy need a little TNC.Copy !req
367. What you need is a shit ton of Altrix.
And you get the hell out of here!Copy !req
368. OK!Copy !req
369. Powers, in my office.Copy !req
370. Let's blow some rails.Copy !req
371. Finally motherfuckers.Copy !req
372. That was basically college for me,
just you know,Copy !req
373. fucking tours widespread
all across the USA.Copy !req
374. I don't know much about those guys,
I never fuck a guy too much.Copy !req
375. Man, I'll bring you some shit.Copy !req
376. Just the choice.Copy !req
377. It sounds great,
I would like to I would like the Cds.Copy !req
378. All right. Fucking burning...Copy !req
379. I've been waiting the all time I've been
here just having a good time,Copy !req
380. - I've been having the shitiest time...
- It's so fucking good to see you.Copy !req
381. We may be here now,
but we are free...Copy !req
382. - They can't take that away from us.
- We're still free,Copy !req
383. Shit, I just got a new barbecueCopy !req
384. Fuck April Buchanan, she works at the...Copy !req
385. at the fucking middle store,
she works there. Is it I gotta go?Copy !req
386. April Buchanan's?Copy !req
387. Yep, she's engaged
to the fucking principal over there.Copy !req
388. Dude, this fucking dip shit that wants
to be me, man.Copy !req
389. I mean this girl is just
a bleep on the radar.Copy !req
390. A bleep with two big ass tits.Copy !req
391. Like two big fucking poppers attached
to a fucking sell out, dude.Copy !req
392. So Kenny are you enjoying
working here at Jefferson Davies?Copy !req
393. It's awesome.Copy !req
394. Kenny, I...
I have called you here for something,Copy !req
395. rather serious,
kind upset,Copy !req
396. coach Booth died this morning.Copy !req
397. They're not sure but they think
he may have taking too manyCopy !req
398. of the pain-pills
the doctors gave him for his back.Copy !req
399. Shit, you can die from that?Copy !req
400. Look,Copy !req
401. I know you're a
free agent,Copy !req
402. but since coach Booth
isn't coming back, I was...Copy !req
403. just wondering if,Copy !req
404. maybe,Copy !req
405. you wanted to come
to this team full time?Copy !req
406. I'd love to head you
to the permanent roaster.Copy !req
407. At least for the rest of the year.Copy !req
408. I mean these kids could really
benefit from having star athleteCopy !req
409. such as yourself around, and,Copy !req
410. could be good for you as well.Copy !req
411. I'm talking,
health insurance,Copy !req
412. 401, Kenny,Copy !req
413. and,
in a few years,Copy !req
414. you'll have tenure.Copy !req
415. You don't find
a lot of ball player with tenure.Copy !req
416. Sleep on it,
OK?Copy !req
417. You don't have to make up
your mind right now.Copy !req
418. - You want a smoothie?
- No I'm straight.Copy !req
419. You know I took April's virginity?Copy !req
420. What's that?Copy !req
421. I said I don't want a smoothie.Copy !req
422. I'm looking for the world
famous Kenny Powers.Copy !req
423. Beat it out.Copy !req
424. Cutler was asking
all the teachers to pair up,Copy !req
425. and... so they can oversee
at school activity,Copy !req
426. and I was just here...
I was wondering if maybe...Copy !req
427. you would like to pair up with me
and we can head upCopy !req
428. - to Candfood river, or... or maybe...
- I ain't doing any of that bullshit.Copy !req
429. I think,Copy !req
430. I think you have to do
one of them at least.Copy !req
431. Fuck this place,Copy !req
432. I'm getting out
of this fucking shithole.Copy !req
433. Kenny, I just want, well,Copy !req
434. I think that it's really greatCopy !req
435. that you came back home,Copy !req
436. 'cause sometimesCopy !req
437. everyone needs a hero.Copy !req
438. And Kenny,Copy !req
439. friend to friend,Copy !req
440. you are my hero.Copy !req
441. And I hope that one day,Copy !req
442. you can call me your friend,Copy !req
443. like I call you my hero.Copy !req
444. Would you please
get the fuck out of here?Copy !req
445. Yeah, fuck you.Copy !req
446. Fuck you.Copy !req
447. What is that?Copy !req
448. It's Kenny.Copy !req
449. How do you know?Copy !req
450. Because I know.Copy !req
451. Dustin,Copy !req
452. I know it is our Christ
to give indeed to help up family but,Copy !req
453. can't we just kill him instead?Copy !req
454. I am the elder brother,Copy !req
455. no I can't kill him,Copy !req
456. but I'll lay his ass out.Copy !req
457. Wake the neighborhood off the night.Copy !req
458. Fucking burn this fucking house down!Copy !req
459. - What the hell are you doing?
- Dustin look at me,Copy !req
460. I'm a fucking icon!Copy !req
461. - You are fucking up my siding.
- Hey, fuck your siding.Copy !req
462. God is taking a dump for my face.Copy !req
463. Love of my life.
Don't wanna have sex with meCopy !req
464. 'cause she's getting married
to some smoothie in fairy.Copy !req
465. The only job I gotCopy !req
466. is teaching a bunch of fucking
piss-pants how to tie their shoes.Copy !req
467. This is me Dustin, take a picture.Copy !req
468. I know the last few years have
been tough, but come on man,Copy !req
469. now you are living with us
regular folks, big deal.Copy !req
470. You act like this is
a prison sentence or something.Copy !req
471. I'm sorry if life here isn't glits
and glamour you're used to, butCopy !req
472. you can't just run around
acting like a baby.Copy !req
473. You used to be someone I liked
being around, and now,Copy !req
474. you're not.Copy !req
475. That's fucking sad, man.Copy !req
476. I mean you just nailed it,
you just hit it on the head.Copy !req
477. You said I wouldn't get back
on top again?Copy !req
478. No I'm saying,
need to stop being an asshole.Copy !req
479. Yeah man, I've got to remember
that I'm a winner man,Copy !req
480. I need to remember that I am
better than everybody else.Copy !req
481. That's not what I'm saying at all.Copy !req
482. Fuck man,
I'm an old bullet proof tiger, dude.Copy !req
483. If is everyone in this town has forget
who I am, maybe it's time I remind'em.Copy !req
484. Maybe it's time I remind
everybody just who the fuck.Copy !req
485. - Kenny Powers is.
- Knock that shit off!Copy !req
486. Brother, don't be sad OK,
don't be bad,Copy !req
487. it's me,
your brother.Copy !req
488. You've help me see the light,
now I'm help you.Copy !req
489. You see that "Jet ski"?Copy !req
490. Sellin'it.
I'm sellin'the jet ski.Copy !req
491. - Bullshit
- Bullshit nothing, man!Copy !req
492. That jet ski is a toy,
it's a distraction and, right now,Copy !req
493. Kenny Powers does not need that,Copy !req
494. Kenny Powers needs a focus, OK?Copy !req
495. Besides man, that can help your family,
it can help pay for bills,Copy !req
496. Kenny Powers is Back!Copy !req
497. KNOCK EM DEAD.Copy !req
498. Excuse me students
for this morning announcement.Copy !req
499. The junior out fame comedyCopy !req
500. will hold an organizational
meeting after school.Copy !req
501. - The year book money is now...
- Get away big shit. Hop up.Copy !req
502. Hop up, dick wee!
Is this thing on?Copy !req
503. I just push the fucking button.Copy !req
504. They can hear me right now?
Hello school can you hear me?Copy !req
505. Can you hear me?
Good morning, students,Copy !req
506. teachers,Copy !req
507. faculty members,
lunch ladies, janitors,Copy !req
508. this is...
Kenny Powers,Copy !req
509. professional base-ball player,
and I got some I want to say.Copy !req
510. All of you mother fuckers
think you know who Kenny Powers is.Copy !req
511. But all I'm here today to tell you all
you don't know shit.Copy !req
512. It comes a time in every man lifeCopy !req
513. when he's got
to take a look at himself in the mirror,Copy !req
514. and decides just exactly who he is.Copy !req
515. All I've come to that crossroad
and I've decided.Copy !req
516. Kenny Powers is a man,Copy !req
517. Kenny Powers is an athlete,Copy !req
518. Kenny Powers
is a lover,Copy !req
519. but the most he is,Copy !req
520. I mean the thing
that Kenny Powers is the most,Copy !req
521. he's a goddamn champion.Copy !req
522. And the one thing
a champion does not do,Copy !req
523. is fucking quit.Copy !req
524. A true championCopy !req
525. faces his enemies,Copy !req
526. - and he conquers'em.
- OK... maybe we should...Copy !req
527. And that is why
I'm here today to tell you all,Copy !req
528. that Kenny PowersCopy !req
529. is officially,Copy !req
530. accepting the position of PE coach,Copy !req
531. here at Jefferson Davies middle school.Copy !req
532. That is,
until the majors call me back up.Copy !req
533. So let's get the teaching on!Copy !req
534. I'm out!Copy !req
535. It's OK,
settle down everyone, that was,Copy !req
536. mister Powers using some language
that a bold eagle would never uses.Copy !req
537. All right everybody, show's over,
let's get back to work.Copy !req
538. Miss Buchanon.Copy !req
539. Yes honey?Copy !req
540. Where the fuck is that dude going?Copy !req
541. It's still the first period.Copy !req
542. Fuck you Kenny piece of shit.Copy !req
543. TCopy !req
544. TeCopy !req
545. TeaCopy !req
546. TeamCopy !req
547. Team oCopy !req
548. Team o SCopy !req
549. Team o SuCopy !req
550. Team o SubCopy !req
551. Team o SubsCopy !req
552. Team o Subs-Copy !req
553. Team o Subs-ACopy !req
554. Team o Subs-AdCopy !req
555. Team o Subs-AddCopy !req
556. Team o Subs-AddiCopy !req
557. Team o Subs-AddicCopy !req
558. Team o Subs-AddictCopy !req
559. Team o Subs-AddictsCopy !req
560. Team o Subs-Addicts oCopy !req