1. - Hey.
Hi.
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2. Hey, whoa! Wow.
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3. - "Wow" what?
- Wow, let's let me order, okay?
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4. I was just going to hustle up
your thing, your Breeze.
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5. Yeah, well, maybe
that's not what I want today,
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6. so let's let me decide, okay?
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7. Yeah.
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8. All right, I would like
to have, uh, the Go Getter.
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9. Yeah.
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10. Totally. Yeah.
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11. - Okay.
- Wow...
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12. Go Getter.
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13. - Another Go Getter?
- Yeah.
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14. So that's, like, the third one.
So that's free?
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15. No. Eight dollars and 42 cents.
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16. No tip.
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17. One more Go Getter? Yeah.
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18. - Is that free now?
- No.
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19. Eight, forty-two.
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20. Thank you very much.
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21. Hi.
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22. Well, hey.
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23. Go Getter?
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24. Yeah, for sure. My every day.
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25. The Go Getter. Yeah.
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26. Same.
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27. Usually take a mid-day break,
try to get the energy up.
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28. I hear ya.
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29. She lied to me. Today.
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31. - Jamba Juice?
- Yeah.
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32. I pulled it after I got back.
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instigated their relationship.
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and waited for him all day,
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36. on the day
that their relationship
began in earnest.
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37. She was away from work
for nearly a full day,
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38. waiting for him there.
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39. And she deceived him. There.
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40. How?
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41. She's Watermelon Breeze.
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43. She told me
they shared a common favorite.
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44. Common favorite what?
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45. Juice drink. She lied to him.
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46. Jodie.
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47. Suburban affair, suburban lie.
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48. People lie
about common interests
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49. at the beginning
of relationships.
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50. That's how
relationships are formed.
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51. She'd gain what
if she was involved?
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no life insurance.
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monitoring his accounts.
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of life insurance?
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with her, correct?
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57. Yes.
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58. She said her husband
had no life insurance.
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63. It happens.
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64. Yeah, okay. Why?
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have this with him?
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scratched out?
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in a garage or something,
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69. But what's it doing
at his murder scene?
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71. You'll question Forrest further?
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72. Yes, I will.
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73. Can I attend?
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74. I know I shouldn't be speaking.
I know I should have a lawyer.
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76. The sheriff's detective
isn't present.
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78. but you don't understand,
you need to understand.
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to make you.
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80. For now, for this moment,
please stop speaking.
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81. That's your bicycle, Forrest.
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82. - You were there.
- That wasn't me.
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83. Is this you?
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84. Yes.
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on in there, Clark?
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86. A Bloody Mary dosed
with lethal Amphezyne.
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87. Naked pictures of this guy?
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88. Floyd.
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89. What, you don't like me
calling him "this guy"?
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90. - No.
- Why?
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92. Well, why are you looking
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far from your nice little home?
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was going on in there?
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97. Yeah, so, uh, I'm 18, 19,
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looking at colleges.
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I get flagged in Vancouver
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nothing bag of marijuana
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that my student host gave me.
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102. Uh, they put me in this...
in this room.
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with this guy,
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he's got a mustache, and...
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but I... I don't really...
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is not fully, um...
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109. Hmm? It's a flattop.
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110. Oh, that's probably a guy.
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111. But it's like a lady flattop.
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112. And they're powerhousing me.
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putting their weight on me.
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but I... I was... I was kind of,
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you know.
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get something going like
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what Amazon position is?
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126. Legs are up, but they're...
but they're also back,
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127. and, uh, it's kind of a— a—
a— a vulnerable position
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And... and you're on top of me,
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of taking control.
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these dream meetings, please.
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something that we would do,
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at the dream meetings.
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136. What role would Carol
assume while roleplaying?
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137. Can you say
"powerhouse" maybe?
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138. Powerhouse.
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139. - Cool.
- Powerhouse.
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140. - Powerhouse.
- That's it.
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141. - Powerhouse.
- Mm-hmm.
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142. - Powerhouse.
- No.
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143. No? Too male? Okay.
- No. Yeah. More fe—
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144. - Pow— Power—
Power— Powerhouse.
- Yeah.
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146. - Powerhouse!
- Uh-huh.
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- Well...
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Powerhouse!
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149. - It hurts a little bit.
- Oh, sorry.
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150. - It hurts a little bit. Yeah.
- Okay. Powerhouse.
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151. - Okay.
- Like this? Like, powerhouse?
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152. - Yep.
- Oh, a little bit of powerhouse.
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153. Yeah, someone's breaking
into the house.
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154. Powerhouse?
- Yep.
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155. - Powerhouse.
- Call somebody.
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156. Powerhouse!
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controlling me like that.
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164. He has alimony.
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166. Yeah, to a fortune teller.
He married a fortune teller,
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167. which takes
a huge bite, you know?
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168. And then it's like, he's got,
I'm not kidding,
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169. five years of tax debt.
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170. And every year,
we just owe more.
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in the morning and I feel
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in the morning
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certified mail coming and stuff.
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credit people calling daily
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And I just...
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not gonna get a promotion
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of Sign Language, or whatever.
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into sitting on your face,
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it's harder for me
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because of all these,
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I want your dreams, too.
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while talking, you know.
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for that sort of thing.
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- Like what?
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for that sort of thing."
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when they ask for things.
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- I'm just like, fucking...
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that I killed Floyd. Floyd!
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199. Asking about my sexual dreams.
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about your sexual dreams?
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You're nailing it.
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You don't even need,
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- All right.
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first sentence to learn,
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a deaf person struggling
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you can just jump right in,
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It'll help 'em right out.
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To cover the heat wave.
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while I'm— I'm interpreting,
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- Well, imagine you're deaf.
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your magazine.
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"Oh, there's a guy signing,
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no alarm.
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- Right? Just keep walking.
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there's a heat wave,
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facial expressions of alarm
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you're deaf.
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- Okay. Still deaf.
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across your living room.
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your magazine, whatever.
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You see on the TV, you see me.
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or something?"
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- That's how you save them.
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if you need to.
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on your family
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Stay cool out there.
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250. Yeah, well, gotta be able
to see your hands.
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I didn't have any water.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah?
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- Whoa.
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- DTF?
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- Modern Love.
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261. Whoa.
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Look at this beautiful lady.
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274. Wow.
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275. Life Champions, Chapter Nine.
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a give and take.
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your relationships ask
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and your emotional investment.
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what you are gaining in return.
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280. Then, get something.
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281. We are in the game of life.
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if you don't put yourself first.
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287. - Of course.
- Wow.
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- Yeah.
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a chance to...
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in these moments.
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so much about...
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I still worry about...
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- Yeah, what is it?
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He was so great.
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- And he takes medicine
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and his diet is just...
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- I mean, you have it, right?
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- Yeah.
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320. - Yes.
- Yeah.
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and stuff?
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323. - Yeah.
- Wow. Yeah.
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but, you know...
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more peace and stuff.
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326. But it is just no way, Jose,
on those premiums.
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in your friendship with Floyd,
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DTF St. Louis,
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of this site together?
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using the site to see men?
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336. Rocksolid?
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337. Yeah.
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338. Uh— Oh, Modern Love!
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339. - That's me.
- Hey.
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342. Mm. Yeah, "Rocksolid." I, uh...
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someone can depend on me,
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which is, you know...
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when it was too late
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I hope you're not...
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- Okay.
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to make a quick call,
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and everything here is good.
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they have all the basics.
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I don't have my readers on.
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That's, uh, a woman, right?
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the Rocksolid thing.
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- No, I'm gonna change it
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you're a Bowie fan.
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- Yeah.
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on your thingy.
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on the DTF profile
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a pic of yourself,
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something about you?
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369. - Yeah.
- He was my hero.
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'cause I'm like...
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Like, when I was a kid,
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into, um,
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You remember that show?
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so my friends were like,
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I'd be like that too.
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377. I'd be like, "Oh, my gosh,
she's so hot."
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just in my head, I'd be like...
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and cool about it,
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he's into everything, right?
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He's like himself.
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to be, man.
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He's not like everybody else.
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from across the street.
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he's a little lonely, too.
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into this school.
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sports and stuff.
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like private school.
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of an arts-focused school.
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to put on the list,
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things to save up for.
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like, all the time.
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to have a conversation
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to suggest that maybe
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like, every day to school
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probably make fun of him.
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to wear the vest,
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who cares?
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Like, she...
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I'm not crazy about that,
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It's a comfort to her.
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gonna say anything to her
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I'm also not gonna say anything
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that he wears.
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she gets mad at me and...
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I wonder what it is.
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it's that sex robot I ordered.
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430. Oh, fuck yeah, it is
my sex robot that I ordered.
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432. How?
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a button or something.
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434. I should probably
activate this thing.
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435. - Wow.
- Hello.
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Sign Language interpreter.
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and perform at a roller rink.
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what do you, uh, perform?
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445. Like roller magic,
roller hypnotism...
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446. and roller dance.
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447. Wow, that's cool.
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448. Yeah.
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449. How's your fruit?
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450. Um, well, it's fruit,
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451. but, um, I'm just trying
to shed a few.
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452. Like 30.
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453. - That was good.
- Yeah, pretty solid, always.
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454. I'll have to
remember this place.
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455. Yeah!
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456. - French toast was good.
- Yeah!
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457. You wanna French-kiss?
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458. Do I what?
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459. Do you wanna French
for a little bit?
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460. Look, I know nothing
major's gonna happen.
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461. I can read the vibes.
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462. But, maybe just
a little French goodbye?
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463. See if anything lingers
on our rides home.
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464. I'd like to kiss you.
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465. Just for a little bit.
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466. I hope that's an okay feeling.
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467. I hope that's an okay feeling
for me
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468. to share with you here.
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469. - Okay, yeah.
- Okay.
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470. - Okay. Bye, man.
- Okay, bye.
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471. Low battery malfunction.
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472. Please connect my system.
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473. I'll connect your system.
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474. Ooh.
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475. Ooh.
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476. How was it?
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477. - Uh, DTF?
- Yeah.
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478. - Modern Love.
- Yeah.
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479. - It was good.
- Yeah?
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480. Yeah. Uh, I mean,
he was a guy, so...
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481. It wasn't, you know...
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482. It was different
than what we expected.
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483. Um, but, you know,
breakfast was good.
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484. And he was a really good guy.
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485. And, um, it wasn't—
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486. but it wasn't
like a real encounter.
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487. - You had breakfast?
- Yeah.
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488. Then we, uh, Frenched.
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489. Yeah, so after, uh, we...
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490. Well, we went, um,
and we Frenched by his car.
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491. And, you know, it's 'cause I...
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492. I didn't want
to hurt his feelings.
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493. You know, and feel like it was
not cool or it was inappropriate
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494. for us to do that
if he wanted to do that.
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495. And so, that was going on.
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496. And then he, uh,
he kind of grabbed my...
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497. He kind of, um, got on my ass
a little with his hand.
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498. Okay.
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499. And I sort of, uh,
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500. withdrew my ass
when he did that.
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501. Okay.
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502. And then I thought, "Oh,
that's a little insensitive."
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503. 'Cause I was really
just surprised.
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504. You know, it was just
a surprised withdrawal
of my ass.
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505. I really just withdrew my ass
because I was surprised.
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506. And... and so I thought, "Oh,
maybe I should put my ass back
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507. so that
I don't make implications
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508. like what he's doing is wrong."
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509. 'Cause like, you know,
you can do that if you want.
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510. There's nothing
wrong with that. And so—
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511. So I put it forward again.
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512. - Your ass?
- Yeah.
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513. So I was moving my ass
forward and back
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514. and forward and back.
And I think he read that
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515. like... like a thrusting motion
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516. because he gave me one back.
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517. He thrust one back.
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518. You don't think I hurt
his feelings, do you?
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519. - No, man.
- I mean...
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520. I... Just with signals
or something,
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521. 'cause he's a really nice guy.
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522. - We had a really nice talk.
- I think you handled it well.
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523. All right.
Okay, ten more seconds.
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524. - Yeah, you got it.
- B out the B.
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525. - What's that?
- Bring out the best.
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526. It's what we do for each other.
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527. Oh, yeah. You know it.
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528. - I do know it.
- B out the B.
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529. You attested that
you had assumed the role
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530. of Tiger Tiger, a man,
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531. to arrange
a meeting with Floyd.
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532. Yeah, I'm done talking to you.
You don't understand anything.
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533. You think that he was trying
to hook up with guys on DTF?
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534. Modern Love.
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535. Sorry, man. That was a mistake.
You don't know.
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536. - What was?
- That was.
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537. Okay? Floyd thought
that he was a woman.
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538. They got it
on in the parking lot.
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539. I interviewed him.
They got it on.
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540. Got it on.
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541. That was... I know about that.
He told me about that.
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542. They had a little tongue party
in the parking lot.
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543. It's... there were tongues in—
in the mistake, okay?
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544. - But Floyd kissed that guy.
- He went at it with that guy.
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545. - He kissed that guy.
- He Frenched that guy.
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546. Floyd Frenched that guy
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547. because Floyd didn't wanna
hurt that guy's feelings, okay?
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548. That's how great Floyd was.
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549. He didn't want that guy to feel
weird or uncomfortable
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550. about his sexuality, so...
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551. So he went with it,
went with the moment, okay?
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552. 'Cause he was cool.
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553. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
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554. Frenched a guy out of kindness.
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555. That's what it was.
Floyd was kind.
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556. And wonderful.
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557. - What?
- Floyd was wonderful.
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558. Hey!
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559. Hey!
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560. Hey, hey, hey.
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561. Cool kid.
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562. No heat here.
It's just somebody says hello,
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563. you say hello back.
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564. Well, I have
to go do my homework
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565. before we go
all the way to therapy.
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566. Yeah, I know, I know.
It just takes a sec, you know?
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567. I mean, it's— There's a reason
that word was invented.
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568. It's 'cause we're part
of a community,
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569. and you use that word
and you acknowledge
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570. that someone is there,
like, "Hello!"
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571. And, "Goodbye!"
And, "Hey, thank you!"
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572. Okay, well, you're gonna kill
that part of the grass.
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573. You've been, like,
spraying the exact same place
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574. the whole time
you've been talking to me.
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575. Yeah, well,
I forgot I was spraying
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576. because you're more important
to me than grass.
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577. Okay.
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578. Hey, listen to me, listen to me.
Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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579. We're gonna— Hey. God!
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580. We're gonna...
You know what?
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581. Uh, let's skip therapy.
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582. I wanna show you something.
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583. Those bars
are so homeless people
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584. can't sleep on that bench.
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585. People have decided that they
don't wanna see homeless people.
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586. Because, I don't know,
because they just...
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587. they wanna pretend like
they don't exist or something.
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588. It's called
hostile architecture.
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589. That's actually
what that's called.
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590. This world can be very cold.
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591. So I want you to say hello,
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592. okay, and goodbye,
and thank you every day.
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593. And if you do that every day,
then you do it every day.
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594. 'Cause everybody needs
a little help sometimes, yeah?
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595. Thanks for showing me this.
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596. Oh, no, no, no. Sorry, no.
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597. I... I didn't want to
show you that.
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598. I wanted to show you this.
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599. I've done that every day
since I was 11 years old
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600. because I thought
if I did it every day,
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601. I could do it every day.
And now it's become, like,
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602. a part of me.
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603. You know, it's like a power.
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604. Like, it doesn't
matter what's going on.
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605. I gain a little weight,
which I have,
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606. and I can still do that.
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607. I want you to use
your manners, okay?
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608. I want you to use your manners
every day.
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609. Use them every day.
Use them every day,
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610. and then you'll... you'll just
be happier, you know?
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611. I'm okay, I'm okay.
I'm okay, just—
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612. Flying around
with a little extra weight.
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613. - Are... are you okay? You sure?
- Yeah.
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614. I'm okay.
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615. That— that was great.
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616. Yeah.
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617. Why do they laugh at me?
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618. - Yeah.
- 'Cause...
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619. - I don't like football.
- Yeah, I know.
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620. Yeah, I draw like
science-fantasy predator birds.
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621. Yeah. They're cool.
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622. I just...
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623. Yeah?
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624. There's no one
in my school who's like me.
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625. Hey.
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626. There's nobody
in the world like you.
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627. We're gonna use those manners
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628. and we're gonna make a friend.
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629. It might take a little while,
but that's okay.
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630. I mean, it took me a long time
to find Clark.
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631. This is way better than therapy.
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632. Yeah?
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633. We should just
come here instead.
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634. Yeah?
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635. Maybe.
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636. I'm not gonna tell
your mom, though.
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637. Yeah, yeah.
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638. Hey, we got this thing
on the computer, um...
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639. It's Excel spreadsheet.
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640. Your mom got it for me
when I was studying
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641. for that job in Chicago.
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642. And I used it to check off
when I did my math flashcards,
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643. when I studied for that test,
uh, for that job.
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644. Should we put it to use?
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645. Maybe we check off when you use
your awesome manners and stuff?
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646. Like keep track every day?
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647. Yeah.
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648. You know, I was married
before your mom.
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649. I was married
to a fortune teller.
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650. And, um, I couldn't have kids.
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651. Um...
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652. But I wanted to be
important like that
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653. to somebody like that.
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654. And then that marriage
fell apart,
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655. and then I met your mom,
and she had you.
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656. And that was perfect.
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657. You were perfect.
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658. Just wanted you to know that.
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659. Thanks, Floyd.
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660. Why didn't the fortune teller
know when you married her
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661. that your marriage
wasn't going to work out?
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662. That's a very good question.
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663. That is a very good question.
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664. - She should have known.
- She should have known!
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665. - She should have known!
- Yeah.
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666. Right there.
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667. All set up.
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668. Just check 'em off
when we do them.
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669. Every day.
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670. Every day.
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671. Floyd was wonderful,
and I would never hurt him.
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672. Because...
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673. I...
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674. loved him.
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675. Because I loved Floyd.
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676. - You loved him?
- Yes.
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677. But you loved her.
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678. Yeah, but I loved him more.
I would never hurt him.
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679. Loved him how?
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680. Like you love something.
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681. You know, like...
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682. like the sun when you're cold.
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683. Like, uh...
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684. water
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685. when you really need water.
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686. I don't understand.
Uh, like sex?
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687. No.
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688. Or, um, like...
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689. I loved Floyd.
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690. I love you.
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691. You didn't love her like that?
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692. No way.
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693. Can we talk about this again?
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694. I won't say anything more.
I want a lawyer.
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695. Forrest.
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696. Come on, Forrest.
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697. You've told me a lot
of fucked up shit,
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698. I don't mind saying.
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699. And now you're
gonna start keeping
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700. something to yourself
after all that?
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701. You said you had to talk
to save yourself.
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702. What changed?
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703. It's the key.
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704. It's that key, isn't it?
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705. Get me a lawyer or take me
out of here. I'm done talking.
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706. What style is that?
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707. It's recumbent style.
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708. Safer, improved visibility,
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709. increased comfort
on the... on the longer rides.
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710. I got Eimy one too.
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711. She didn't even learn
how to ride it ever.
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712. I'd be totally into it.
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713. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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714. I hope it's okay
I keep talking about Floyd.
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715. Yeah. Uh...
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716. Our relationship,
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717. uh, the time that we're
spending together,
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718. is still kind of taking shape.
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719. - I love it.
- Yeah.
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720. Wow. I fucking love it.
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721. Yeah.
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722. I fucking love it and stuff.
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723. Yeah. Yeah.
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724. And I was just saying
that I hope it's okay
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725. that, you know,
with Floyd that he's got...
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726. He has a weird penis.
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727. He's got like a...
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728. curved penis deal.
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729. Yeah, what happened?
He kind of almost told me.
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730. Ugh, that was
fucking unreal that day.
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731. Oh my God.
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732. What happened?
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733. Oh, I don't want to talk
about that day right now.
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734. I don't want
to talk about that at all.
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735. But he takes medicine
for his dick curve.
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736. And it's so much.
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737. And I told you he's
carrying some loans
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738. and some taxes.
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739. And I just think that
if he had life insurance,
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740. it would be more...
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741. I think he would feel better.
You know?
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742. He would sleep
better and everything.
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743. And it's just
no way, Jose, on those premiums.
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744. You know,
I can help you with Floyd.
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745. You know, I can help there.
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746. You know, if it'll give you,
uh, some relief, right?
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747. Okay.
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748. Okay, but it's not just
about the money.
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749. Don't totally take
this the wrong way, but...
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750. we don't have a real sex life.
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751. Floyd and me, you know,
like the past year, plus.
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752. But I want to get it back.
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753. But his penis deal, it makes it,
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754. like, hard for him
to pop boners, you know?
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755. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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756. And everything has
to be, like...
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757. He has to have
everything just right.
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758. Yeah.
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759. Yeah, so if he knows that I know
that you pay his bills...
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760. Come on.
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761. You know, he's gonna be even
more down on himself,
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762. and then...
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763. There's not gonna be a lot
of popping going on.
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764. Yeah.
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765. So, come on.
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766. Yeah.
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767. So I don't wanna know
about it, okay?
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768. If I help him?
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769. I don't wanna know
about it, okay?
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770. For serious.
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771. Say "for serious."
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772. For serious.
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773. You look so cute.
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774. So what happened, Clark?
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775. What happened to the guy
you loved who got killed?
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776. Hey.
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777. I know we're alone again now,
but we're gonna be okay.
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778. Don't we have more problems now?
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779. It's only you.
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780. It's only you now.
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781. What kind of problems?
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782. Li— Like money.
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783. You know I always do
whatever it...
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784. I always do whatever to make
sure that we're okay.
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785. Right?
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786. We're okay, Richard.
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787. We're gonna be okay.
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