1. Sorry about this, Pino.
The TV at the orphanage isn't working.Copy !req
2. I-It's all right.Copy !req
3. She's lying.Copy !req
4. She came here so the two of us
would be alone and she can kill me.Copy !req
5. I need to use the bathroom.Copy !req
6. Pino?Copy !req
7. The bathroom's not that way.Copy !req
8. I-I-I meant the bathroom outside...Copy !req
9. What's up with her?Copy !req
10. Oh, well. Time for Patra-chan!Copy !req
11. PatraCopy !req
12. PatraCopy !req
13. chanCopy !req
14. chanCopy !req
15. Patra-chan!Copy !req
16. Hi!Copy !req
17. You've caused us a lot of trouble.Copy !req
18. Tell us the secret of Pyramid Power!Copy !req
19. I'll never tell you!Copy !req
20. Don't, Princess! If Pyramid Power falls
into the wrong hands, the world's done for!Copy !req
21. All right then. If we can't get it out of her,
we'll have to get it out of you.Copy !req
22. Huh?Copy !req
23. Fool! You know Horus will never tell you!Copy !req
24. Then die.Copy !req
25. F-Fine! I'll talk!Copy !req
26. Come on!Copy !req
27. Shut up! I'm scared! The fear's too much for me!Copy !req
28. He's so useless.Copy !req
29. Patra-chan never disappoints. What a riot!Copy !req
30. To Be ContinuedCopy !req
31. The PatraCopy !req
32. Exhibition
Is On!Copy !req
33. The Patra Exhibition is on!Copy !req
34. Eccentric
Patra-chanCopy !req
35. Stop!Copy !req
36. The PatraCopy !req
37. Exhibition
Is On!Copy !req
38. Parents and children attending together
will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!Copy !req
39. Parents and children attending together
will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!Copy !req
40. Parents and children attending together
will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!Copy !req
41. Eccentric
Patra-chanCopy !req
42. Stop!Copy !req
43. Eccentric
Patra-chanCopy !req
44. Stop!Copy !req
45. Eccentric
Patra-chanCopy !req
46. Stop!Copy !req
47. Eccentric
Patra-chanCopy !req
48. Stop!Copy !req
49. Eccentric
Patra-chanCopy !req
50. Stop!Copy !req
51. Eccentric
Patra-chanCopy !req
52. Stop!Copy !req
53. A free Eccentric Patra-chan figure?Copy !req
54. That's...Copy !req
55. I want it! No matter the cost, I want it!Copy !req
56. I have to go to the Patra-chan Exhibition!Copy !req
57. It's only for children accompanied by a
parent, huh? So all I'm missing is a parent.Copy !req
58. And none of them look
anything like parents.Copy !req
59. I'm not gonna be your mom.Copy !req
60. Orphanage
Iron CommandoCopy !req
61. Orphanage
Iron CommandoCopy !req
62. Orphanage
Iron CommandoCopy !req
63. Orphanage
Iron CommandoCopy !req
64. Orphanage
Iron CommandoCopy !req
65. About the same there.Copy !req
66. Oh, Lierre. Where have you been?Copy !req
67. What? But why?Copy !req
68. It's only for parents and
children attending together.Copy !req
69. No way! But I'm here with my family!Copy !req
70. Yes, well...Copy !req
71. See? I told you it wouldn't work!Copy !req
72. He's not my real dad!
We don't look anything alike!Copy !req
73. Shigeruko...Copy !req
74. You know what, miss? You're right.Copy !req
75. She and I aren't related by blood, it's true.Copy !req
76. D-Dear...Copy !req
77. But I've always wanted
to be a true father to her.Copy !req
78. There's not much I can do for her.Copy !req
79. This Eccentric Patra-chan figure is the
first thing Shigeruko ever asked me for!Copy !req
80. So please, let me be her father!Copy !req
81. Give us this figure!Copy !req
82. But...Copy !req
83. Give us the Patra-chan figure!Copy !req
84. I'll do anything for my little girl!Copy !req
85. I'm begging you!Copy !req
86. Dear!Copy !req
87. Sir...Copy !req
88. I'll grovel! I'll dance naked!Copy !req
89. I'll eat a live tarantula if you tell me to!Copy !req
90. You don't need to do that!Copy !req
91. I can do it!Copy !req
92. No, that's not what I...Copy !req
93. You...Copy !req
94. Eat it, then.Copy !req
95. If you're my dad, then eat this tarantula!Copy !req
96. Shigeruko, your dad ate the tarantula.Copy !req
97. Dad...Copy !req
98. Dear!Copy !req
99. Just yesterday, "Dad" was
the one playing the child.Copy !req
100. Where can I get Yukio-sensei's autograph?Copy !req
101. Uh, ma'am! Leeks
aren't allowed in here!Copy !req
102. I have more! Eat another one!Copy !req
103. Dear...Copy !req
104. I got it!Copy !req
105. How nice.Copy !req
106. You have to act like
my mom while we're here.Copy !req
107. We came to the Patra Exhibition
as mother and child, remember?Copy !req
108. Yes, yes.Copy !req
109. Oh, they have Patra-chan goods on display!Copy !req
110. AweCopy !req
111. I don't have this one.Copy !req
112. Oh, the author's autograph.Copy !req
113. Don't care.Copy !req
114. Lierre always did love childish things.Copy !req
115. A life-sized Patra-chan cutout!Copy !req
116. Meet
Patra-chan!Copy !req
117. Persephone, would you take my picture?Copy !req
118. Aren't we mother and child? What child
asks a favor of her mother like that?Copy !req
119. Huh?Copy !req
120. Mommy, take my picture!Copy !req
121. Okay.Copy !req
122. If you ask me like that,
I'll take one for you.Copy !req
123. I can't talk like that!Copy !req
124. No photo with Patra-chan, then.Copy !req
125. Muh...Copy !req
126. Mommy, take my picture.Copy !req
127. How cute!Copy !req
128. Okay, I'm taking it.Copy !req
129. It's all for Patra-chan!Copy !req
130. Morning, Minos!Copy !req
131. Morning!Copy !req
132. We have our health exams
and combat ability tests today.Copy !req
133. I hate this day. My combat ability's so low.Copy !req
134. You don't have to feel bad about that!Copy !req
135. There's hardly ever any
fighting in Hell anymore.Copy !req
136. The health exam is more important!Copy !req
137. By the way, what's that line
you've got next to you?Copy !req
138. Heya.Copy !req
139. I was prepping my body for the
health exam, and I ended up like this.Copy !req
140. To lose weight, I shadow-boxed in
a sauna while wearing a sauna suit,Copy !req
141. ate only one tomato a day every day,Copy !req
142. and didn't drink any liquids at all.Copy !req
143. You dork! You're not Chikaraishi!Copy !req
144. I said she should drink at least one glass
and handed it to her, but she just dumped it.Copy !req
145. SmirkCopy !req
146. Hell SchoolCopy !req
147. I'm 27 kilograms!Copy !req
148. I'm 31 kilograms.Copy !req
149. MinosCopy !req
150. MinosCopy !req
151. MinosCopy !req
152. MinosCopy !req
153. I'd like to put on a little more weight
so I'll have a stronger punch.Copy !req
154. MinosCopy !req
155. MinosCopy !req
156. You're a little too light, Medusa. Eat more.Copy !req
157. T-Two kilograms.Copy !req
158. What made you like this?Copy !req
159. I gotta get into a lower weight
class so I can fight Yafuki.Copy !req
160. You're so easily influenced by manga.Copy !req
161. Yafuki doesn't weigh two kilograms.Copy !req
162. But now that I've been weighed,
I can eat and drink all I want.Copy !req
163. F-First, some water...Copy !req
164. Water...Copy !req
165. You shouldn't drink so much so soon!Copy !req
166. Boy, that was embarrassing!Copy !req
167. My body couldn't accept me suddenly
drinking all that water, and I passed out.Copy !req
168. Stand up straight. I need to measure you.Copy !req
169. MinosCopy !req
170. Seriously, you're gonna die
one day if you're not careful.Copy !req
171. Nah, if I died, the anime
and manga would both end.Copy !req
172. MinosCopy !req
173. It's fine, it's fine!Copy !req
174. MinosCopy !req
175. Medusa-san, you're 130 centimeters.Copy !req
176. Minos-san, you're 135 centimeters.Copy !req
177. Jashin-chan-san, you're...Copy !req
178. about two meters?Copy !req
179. Yay! I'm top of the class!Copy !req
180. I'm the tallest and the
lightest in our class!Copy !req
181. These guys are just so tiny!Copy !req
182. Don't cheat, Jashin-chan.
Just get measured at your normal height.Copy !req
183. My tail counts toward my height!Copy !req
184. Last of all, we have the combat ability test.Copy !req
185. You'll each fight a slime to
determine your combat abilities.Copy !req
186. I'll beat it to a pulp with my killer move!Copy !req
187. Come with me, Jashin-chan.Copy !req
188. Huh?Copy !req
189. Devils measuring over two meters tall...Copy !req
190. have to fight a cyclops.Copy !req
191. Huh? Wait, uh, I don't...Copy !req
192. I-I'm fine just fighting a slime!Copy !req
193. Sorry, but you can't.Copy !req
194. Jashin-chan...Copy !req
195. Good luck.Copy !req
196. Please begin.Copy !req
197. Th-This isn't a combat ability test!
If I fight this thing, I'll die!Copy !req
198. What kind of school is this?
This shouldn't be allowed at a school!Copy !req
199. I'm gonna complain to
the board of education!Copy !req
200. Who are you groaning at, you jerk?Copy !req
201. That didn't do a thing to him.Copy !req
202. And I haven't eaten, so I have no strength.Copy !req
203. I have no choice.Copy !req
204. I'll finish this with my killer move!Copy !req
205. Dropkick!Copy !req
206. KO!Copy !req
207. Brains
Leaking
OutCopy !req
208. You lose.Copy !req
209. Brains
Leaking
OutCopy !req
210. I don't know this ceiling...Copy !req
211. Oh, you're awake?Copy !req
212. You're in the nurse's office.Copy !req
213. Are you okay?Copy !req
214. Ow... I got my butt kicked.Copy !req
215. Yeah, your brains were oozing out.Copy !req
216. It's cruel to make a
student fight that thing.Copy !req
217. It's your own fault for
cheating, Chikaraishi.Copy !req
218. I'll never cheat again.Copy !req
219. I totally could've beaten that cyclops!Copy !req
220. But I was so hungry...Copy !req
221. My stomach growled.Copy !req
222. Would you like to eat at my house today?Copy !req
223. I made curry.Copy !req
224. Yay!Copy !req
225. Sensei, you're getting
married soon, aren't you?Copy !req
226. It's so cool that you're
marrying the King of Hell!Copy !req
227. I'll be checking to make sure that old Hades
is well-off enough to be worthy of you!Copy !req
228. Children don't need to worry
about things like that!Copy !req
229. Diary of
Evil DeedsCopy !req
230. Year 3Copy !req
231. Pazuzu ClassCopy !req
232. Jashin-chanCopy !req
233. Faked my height!Copy !req
234. This brings back memories.Copy !req
235. Dropkicked
a cyclops!Copy !req
236. Dropkicked
a cyclops!Copy !req
237. Dropkicked
a cyclops!Copy !req
238. I can't show you the other
pages! They're too evil!Copy !req
239. Wow, even when I was little,
I was always a bad girl!Copy !req
240. And I was so pointy, I could stab anyone.Copy !req
241. Of course, Sensei was pretty impressive, too.Copy !req
242. Even if those were the rules,
she was way too ruthless.Copy !req
243. Blood Donation CenterCopy !req
244. Was there always a blood
donation center here?Copy !req
245. Blood Donation CenterCopy !req
246. And it's pretty cool-looking.Copy !req
247. TypeCopy !req
248. TypeCopy !req
249. TypeCopy !req
250. TypeCopy !req
251. CrisisCopy !req
252. The need for all blood
types is at crisis level?Copy !req
253. Okay!Copy !req
254. I'm gonna do something good today
to cancel out all my evil deeds!Copy !req
255. Anybody home?Copy !req
256. I'd like to donate.
Do you accept devil blood?Copy !req
257. That's hot!Copy !req
258. Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!Copy !req
259. Leave.Copy !req
260. I have no need of blood
that isn't from a human.Copy !req
261. Hey! What'd you do that for?
You burned my tail!Copy !req
262. I came here to donate, and you repay
my generosity with belligerence!Copy !req
263. You call yourself blood
donation center staff?Copy !req
264. Wait...Copy !req
265. Are you from Hell?Copy !req
266. Actually, you're a vampire, aren't you?Copy !req
267. Correct.Copy !req
268. I'd heard devils and angels
resided in this town.Copy !req
269. You must be one of them.Copy !req
270. This is a sacred place to
the noble vampire clan.Copy !req
271. Common devils such as yourself
are not permitted here.Copy !req
272. Excuse me?Copy !req
273. Since when is the vampire clan so noble?Copy !req
274. I hate you guys. You always act like
you're better than everyone else!Copy !req
275. We aren't acting.
We are better than everyone else.Copy !req
276. Especially me.Copy !req
277. Because...Copy !req
278. I am the vampire princess who governs
the Transylvania Family of Hell,Copy !req
279. the cutest, smartest, and most
noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama!Copy !req
280. I am also the head of the Jinbocho
branch of this donation center.Copy !req
281. I am not merely "staff."Copy !req
282. Hm, my apps could probably
be organized a little better.Copy !req
283. I'd rather not have any apps on
my home screen if I can avoid it.Copy !req
284. A very important being just introduced
herself to you! Pay attention!Copy !req
285. Okay, Princess, to thank you for your
lovely introduction, I'll introduce myself.Copy !req
286. I'm the daughter of the top VIP at what
is basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture...Copy !req
287. The intelligent and pretty
Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!Copy !req
288. I'm also the most loved, adored,
and popular being in this town!Copy !req
289. An eye for an eye, you stupid brat!Copy !req
290. H-Hey! That was dangerous!Copy !req
291. I am but a fragile, transient little girl!Copy !req
292. You use way too many
descriptive words for yourself.Copy !req
293. What's wrong?Copy !req
294. I can't get up. Help me.Copy !req
295. Huh?Copy !req
296. I am very weak!Copy !req
297. You act all important, and
you're weak? That's just sad!Copy !req
298. All right, fine.Copy !req
299. An opening!Copy !req
300. Fool!Copy !req
301. I'm actually very strong, but I pretended
to be weak so you'd let your guard down!Copy !req
302. Soft and Airy Milk Punch!Copy !req
303. You really are weak.Copy !req
304. Wow, so there's finally someone
weaker than me in this story now.Copy !req
305. It sure feels great not
being on the bottom rung!Copy !req
306. Now, let me ask you something.Copy !req
307. Why did a vampire set up a
blood donation center in my town?Copy !req
308. What are you after?Copy !req
309. Save me, Atre! Atre, are you here?Copy !req
310. You called, Princess?Copy !req
311. Blood Donation CenterCopy !req
312. Blood Donation CenterCopy !req
313. It's commonly believed that
vampires are weak to sunlight, fire,Copy !req
314. crosses, garlic, silver bullets,
and flowing water.Copy !req
315. That's a lot of weaknesses.Copy !req
316. It seems the princess
used her projectile attack,Copy !req
317. Light and Fluffy Strawberry Flambé, on you.Copy !req
318. I apologize profusely for her rudeness.Copy !req
319. Light and Fluffy?Copy !req
320. Princess...Copy !req
321. Why the hell'd ya go attackin'
someone livin' an honest life, moron?Copy !req
322. Ya think ya can cause trouble
for other denizens of HellCopy !req
323. and still call yerself a vampire princess?Copy !req
324. Apologize right now!Copy !req
325. Forgive me! Please forgive me!Copy !req
326. Go ahead, Princess.Copy !req
327. The princess will now
cut off her finger to atone.Copy !req
328. Please take her finger home
with you as an apology.Copy !req
329. Uh, really, there's no need for that...Copy !req
330. You've really got it rough, huh?Copy !req
331. Allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
332. I am the princess's educator,
Atre of the vampire clan.Copy !req
333. I'm Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!Copy !req
334. Jashin-dono, you say?Copy !req
335. That's Jashin-chan-dono!Copy !req
336. Why did you set up a blood
donation center in Jinbocho?Copy !req
337. I asked the princess, but she brushed
me off, so I want you to tell me.Copy !req
338. Then, let us discuss it over tea.Copy !req
339. Ooh! Fresh Moon and Daimaru-yaki!Copy !req
340. These are so good! You guys like them, too?Copy !req
341. Yes.Copy !req
342. Chow time!Copy !req
343. Ordinarily, vampires have no need
for any food other than blood,Copy !req
344. but we do enjoy experiencing
the flavors of food.Copy !req
345. Delicious!Copy !req
346. So we thought...Copy !req
347. If we attack humans to drink their blood,
it will invite conflict with Heaven.Copy !req
348. So why not simply open
a blood donation center,Copy !req
349. and have the humans bring
their blood to us themselves?Copy !req
350. And the humans get to feel
they've done good by donating blood.Copy !req
351. It's two birds with one stone.Copy !req
352. You say that like you're doing them a favor,
but you're just tricking them, y'know.Copy !req
353. That is why we vampires are now building
blood donation centers all over Japan.Copy !req
354. It's not just the one in this town?Copy !req
355. And you're the head of the
Jinbocho branch, Princess?Copy !req
356. Tee-hee!Copy !req
357. Just so you know, there's a reason why
I personally became the head of this branch.Copy !req
358. I am searching for a certain human.Copy !req
359. A human?Copy !req
360. Rumor has it a human who has
tamed both devils and angels,Copy !req
361. who goes by the name of
Hanazono Yurine, lives in this town.Copy !req
362. H-Hanazono Yurine?Copy !req
363. You know her?Copy !req
364. Nope...Copy !req
365. For now, I'll just
pretend I don't know her.Copy !req
366. I see.Copy !req
367. And, um... What's your
business with this human?Copy !req
368. Our king wants her to ally with our clan.Copy !req
369. I want to bring the human back
with me to help my father!Copy !req
370. If she has attracted the attention
of both devils and angels,Copy !req
371. she must be truly brilliant!Copy !req
372. Huh. I see.Copy !req
373. Well, I guess it's time for me to get going.Copy !req
374. You have to leave so soon?Copy !req
375. If you don't take devil blood,
I can't donate, right?Copy !req
376. So bye.Copy !req
377. What came over her all of a sudden?Copy !req
378. Perhaps she remembered
some urgent business?Copy !req
379. You gotta be kidding me!Copy !req
380. They want Yurine to
team up with the vampires?Copy !req
381. If Yurine does that, she'll become immortal!Copy !req
382. Then I'll never make it back to Hell!Copy !req
383. I can't find Grimoire: Apocrypha anywhere,
either. What would I do if I lost Yurine, too?Copy !req
384. I have to kill Yurine before
she can team up with them.Copy !req
385. No...Copy !req
386. If I kill her, the vampires
will come after me!Copy !req
387. This is a real problem!Copy !req
388. Seriously, what am I supposed to do?Copy !req
389. It's no use! I'm too dumb to think this much!
Everything in my head's mashing togetherCopy !req
390. and I don't know what to do!Copy !req
391. That's right.Copy !req
392. There's no need to think about it right now.Copy !req
393. Life
TheaterCopy !req
394. I need to calm my mind.Copy !req
395. Life
TheaterCopy !req
396. Tell me what I should do, Life Theater!Copy !req
397. A quick pull will give me answers.Copy !req
398. Ah, well done making it this far, everyone!Copy !req
399. The third season of Dropkick
on My Devil is finally ending!Copy !req
400. Wait, can I make it back to
Hell in just one more episode?Copy !req
401. Good question. Can you?Copy !req
402. Next time on Dropkick
on My Devil! X, episode 12:Copy !req
403. "Forever Dropkick."
Look forward to it.Copy !req
404. "Forever"?Copy !req
405. That makes it sound like
I'll never make it back...Copy !req