1. Her name is Hanazono Yurine.Copy !req
2. She is the most powerful
necromancer in this land,Copy !req
3. and the one who conveys the
wishes of the devil to the people;Copy !req
4. the guardian of blood passed
down from days long past.Copy !req
5. The people fear her,
calling her by this name:Copy !req
6. Black Xavier, the Evangelist of the Devil.Copy !req
7. At least...Copy !req
8. That's what I fantasized at one time.Copy !req
9. But then, one day, I summoned her.Copy !req
10. A wicked devil.
The very embodiment of evil.Copy !req
11. Welcome home, Yurine.Copy !req
12. Thanks, Jashin-chan.Copy !req
13. Yes, this is that devil. No matter how
you look at her, she's clearly a devil.Copy !req
14. This part especially is
unmistakably devilish.Copy !req
15. I bought the minced meat cutlets you like.Copy !req
16. We can have them for dinner tonight.Copy !req
17. An opening!Copy !req
18. Die, Yurine!Copy !req
19. This time... This time...
This time, you will die!Copy !req
20. If I kill you, my summoner,
I can go back to Hell!Copy !req
21. Third time's the charm!
This time, I'll kill you for sure!Copy !req
22. Taste my ultimate killer move!
Jashin-chan Dropkick!Copy !req
23. Huh? I... hit her?Copy !req
24. I really did it?Copy !req
25. It took until the third season,
but at last, I've beaten Yur—Copy !req
26. Okay...Copy !req
27. How many times do you
have to try to kill me?Copy !req
28. Maybe I'll hold on to these
minced meat cutlets for a while.Copy !req
29. Forgive me! Forgive me, Yurine!Copy !req
30. Please forgive me, Yurine!Copy !req
31. Heh.Copy !req
32. Dropkick on My Devil! X...Copy !req
33. begins now!Copy !req
34. What's that serious look all about?Copy !req
35. For our third anime adaptation,
Dropkick on My Devil! X,Copy !req
36. I've decided to present
my character differently.Copy !req
37. From now on, Jashin-chan
is going to be serious.Copy !req
38. I see. So you're going for a
different taste. Interesting idea.Copy !req
39. Hey, maybe I'll change my character, too.Copy !req
40. I like everything to be beautiful.Copy !req
41. Maybe this is how I'll stay for the
whole of Dropkick on My Devil! X.Copy !req
42. Jashin-chan!Copy !req
43. BeefCopy !req
44. Let's play video games!Copy !req
45. I bought some Fresh Moon cakes!Copy !req
46. We're here to visit.Copy !req
47. BeefCopy !req
48. Oh, my. All of your art
has changed, as well.Copy !req
49. Minos, you appear to be in
a children's cartoon style.Copy !req
50. You give the impression
of a healthy, fiery youth.Copy !req
51. Medusa, your appearance was
always based on a 90s style,Copy !req
52. but it's leaning that way even more now.Copy !req
53. And Per-chan, your soft, graceful look is
like something out of Last Fantasy.Copy !req
54. Yeah, before I knew it,
this is how I was drawn!Copy !req
55. Hello, it's Genesis!Copy !req
56. I brought your two sets of ramen
with half orders of fried rice!Copy !req
57. Wow, Poporon-chan, you look like
you're straight out of a shojo manga.Copy !req
58. Really?Copy !req
59. I don't feel like I've changed that much...Copy !req
60. Yeah, you looked like a shojo
manga character to begin with!Copy !req
61. She's eating so nice and quiet.Copy !req
62. Jashin-chan seems unusually serious today.Copy !req
63. Hanazono-san!Copy !req
64. I looked in your bathroom mirror before my
shower, and saw that I look like this now!Copy !req
65. Pino-chan looks about the same as always.Copy !req
66. No, look closer.Copy !req
67. The more adult features that we've
tried to keep to a minimum in this showCopy !req
68. are much more pronounced on her now.Copy !req
69. Because she came out here in her underwear?Copy !req
70. Thank
You for
the MealCopy !req
71. Thank
You for
the MealCopy !req
72. Bread crusts are delicious!Copy !req
73. Oh, you're all here?Copy !req
74. Pekola-chan and Beth look like
characters from a Showa-era gag manga!Copy !req
75. Pekola-sama, look how much you've shrunk.Copy !req
76. Have I?Copy !req
77. Ni hao!Copy !req
78. How are you all doing?Copy !req
79. Whoa! They're from a tearjerker game!Copy !req
80. I wonder if they're sick or something.Copy !req
81. No, not at all!Copy !req
82. We're healthy and strong!
And we love taiyaki!Copy !req
83. You haven't said anything or
made any snappy comebacks at all.Copy !req
84. Keeping
QuietCopy !req
85. Keeping
QuietCopy !req
86. I don't think just staying quiet
constitutes being serious...Copy !req
87. Per-chan, you even look
cute in that graceful style!Copy !req
88. Pekola-sama, you're so tiny.Copy !req
89. Indeed, indeed.Copy !req
90. This is such a chaotic sight...Copy !req
91. I think our visuals need
to be consistent after all.Copy !req
92. Everyone, go back to the way you
were by the end of the eyecatch.Copy !req
93. Okay!Copy !req
94. 'Kay!Copy !req
95. Got it!Copy !req
96. I sure want to...Copy !req
97. But we can't?Copy !req
98. Moo.Copy !req
99. MooCopy !req
100. This is Jinbocho in Chiyoda Ward.Copy !req
101. Happy New Year, everyone!Copy !req
102. My Lord, I am yet again
about to commit a sin.Copy !req
103. I have accepted an invitation from the witch
to once more set foot in the Sabbat's domicile...Copy !req
104. It's New Year's,
so come over for some ozoni.Copy !req
105. Ozoni...Copy !req
106. Well, it is New Year's.
I'm sure my Lord will forgive me!Copy !req
107. Your "Lord" is not a Shinto god!Copy !req
108. A warm meal
with a warm family
was the hallucination I sawCopy !req
109. Not bad
for a
pigCopy !req
110. It's still a little too early to eat,Copy !req
111. so let's play some karuta
to work up an appetite.Copy !req
112. Do your best, Kyon-Kyon!Copy !req
113. Okay!Copy !req
114. Isn't karuta kind of childish?Copy !req
115. I won't lose to you, Poporon.Copy !req
116. If I'm so weak I lose to the likes of you,Copy !req
117. I haven't played karuta since grade school.Copy !req
118. pursuers from Heaven
would overcome me easily.Copy !req
119. I'm a little worried I might get hurt.Copy !req
120. Hah! You weakling. You'll make your
teacher in Hell cry, talking like that.Copy !req
121. So I can't afford to lose now.Copy !req
122. That's right.Copy !req
123. What makes my mother cry is having a useless
student who can't even go back to Hell.Copy !req
124. I mean, it's true, isn't it?
I can't afford to lose.Copy !req
125. You impertinent brat! If you weren't
Sensei's daughter, I'd beat you to a pulp!Copy !req
126. You didn't forget about when
you broke my leg, did you?Copy !req
127. The new year is young.
Don't start fighting already.Copy !req
128. Still...Copy !req
129. By complete chance, this has turned into a
battle between devils, angels, and humans.Copy !req
130. One could call this a
practice run for Armageddon.Copy !req
131. I can't lose when the
new year's just begun!Copy !req
132. You'd better not cheat.Copy !req
133. Huh? Well, of course I won't...Copy !req
134. And you know, if you
damage a child's self-esteemCopy !req
135. by saying that before they even start
playing, you'll never be a good parent.Copy !req
136. I told you, I'm never going to be a parent.Copy !req
137. Okay, I'll start reading now.Copy !req
138. "Not bad for a pig."Copy !req
139. "Not..."Not..."Copy !req
140. Hmm, where is it?Copy !req
141. There!Copy !req
142. Th-That was fast!Copy !req
143. That was amazing, Yurine-chan!Copy !req
144. H-How is she so fast?
Is that kind of speed even human?Copy !req
145. I'll read the next one now.Copy !req
146. "A warm meal with a warm family
was the hallucination I saw."Copy !req
147. Here!Copy !req
148. Well done.Copy !req
149. "Little cyclops is
short-lived and panty-free."Copy !req
150. Aiya!Copy !req
151. Aw, she beat me to it.Copy !req
152. Nice one, Kyon-Kyon!Copy !req
153. "Before her departure at 8 AM,
Azusa 2's last words were 'forever dream.'"Copy !req
154. Oh, there it is!Copy !req
155. Huh?Copy !req
156. Jashin-chan?Copy !req
157. Azusa 2... It was all Yurine's fault...Copy !req
158. It was your fault.Copy !req
159. If you hadn't dodged my attack...Copy !req
160. Yeah, that was Jashin-chan's fault.Copy !req
161. It really was.Copy !req
162. I'll read the next one now.Copy !req
163. "The assassin that popped out of the
closet was a moronic fallen angel."Copy !req
164. "The halo she lost was
taken out with the trash,Copy !req
165. and now she can't go home,
so she lives in a box."Copy !req
166. Ah, found it!Copy !req
167. Without my halo, I can't use my
powers or even go back to Heaven...Copy !req
168. And because you're such a moron,Copy !req
169. even those of us who came to finish
you off got dragged down with you.Copy !req
170. All because you're such a moron.Copy !req
171. U-Uh...Copy !req
172. "Door L2 leads to the secluded
Philippine region of El Nido."Copy !req
173. Where is it? Where is it?Copy !req
174. There!Copy !req
175. Hey. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
176. Huh? I just took the card.
Isn't that the point of the game?Copy !req
177. You stupid fallen angel!
Let me get one already!Copy !req
178. Let you get one? But you
hadn't even spotted that one.Copy !req
179. What was that?Copy !req
180. Hey, c'mon, don't fight.Copy !req
181. You're still such a short-tempered devil.Copy !req
182. Ugh! I hate you all!Copy !req
183. Medusa! Next!Copy !req
184. O-Okay...Copy !req
185. "Green onion stolen.
A 100-yen coin left in its place."Copy !req
186. Where is it? "Green onion..."
Where's "green onion"?Copy !req
187. Green onion!Copy !req
188. Shopping! Shopping!Copy !req
189. You!Copy !req
190. Green onion stolen!Copy !req
191. Wh-What?Copy !req
192. And you get 100 yen for it!Copy !req
193. I bought that green onion
for 90 yen, so it's all good.Copy !req
194. I got the green onion!Copy !req
195. You're supposed to get the card,
not an actual green onion.Copy !req
196. Argh! Next time... Next time!Copy !req
197. Jashin-chan swore
she would win
next time, but...Copy !req
198. Jashin-chan swore she
would win next time, but...Copy !req
199. "Our holy idol lives and works at
Genesis, wearing straw sandals."Copy !req
200. Here!Copy !req
201. "Everyone is surely waiting for
the tsuchinoko's sexy scene."Copy !req
202. Got it!Copy !req
203. "I don't turn to stone, even if I look at Medusa,Copy !req
204. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
205. thanks to the bracelet I
bought at a stall in Akiba."Copy !req
206. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
207. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
208. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
209. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
210. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
211. Here.Copy !req
212. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
213. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
214. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
215. "'Lonely me' and 'sashimi' sound alike."Copy !req
216. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
217. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
218. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
219. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
220. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
221. "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alikeCopy !req
222. Here!Copy !req
223. Now that I'm giving karuta a try,
it's actually quite fun.Copy !req
224. Devil ACopy !req
225. Jashin-chan can't even get a single card.Copy !req
226. Devil ACopy !req
227. Jashin-chan
can't even get
a single cardCopy !req
228. Th-This is bad.Copy !req
229. If this keeps up, I'll lose.Copy !req
230. There's no need to get serious
over a silly game like this,Copy !req
231. but as a devil, losing cannot be tolerated!Copy !req
232. Maybe it's about time I taught
these guys how cruel reality is.Copy !req
233. "Almond Shot, Almond Shot,
Under Almond Shot."Copy !req
234. Found it!Copy !req
235. WhamCopy !req
236. Whoops! My hand slipped!Copy !req
237. WhamCopy !req
238. Wh-What was that for?Copy !req
239. You actually cheated, didn't you?Copy !req
240. That wasn't cheating. My hand just slipped.Copy !req
241. You know what'll happen if
you do that again, don't you?Copy !req
242. Of course I do!Copy !req
243. She has no idea, does she?Copy !req
244. Nope.Copy !req
245. Medusa! Read the next card already!Copy !req
246. Okay...Copy !req
247. "Heh. This is my second deadly move after
my deadly dropkick, Royal Copenhagen."Copy !req
248. "I named it after the Danish porcelain
manufacturer because it sounded cool."Copy !req
249. You're not getting this one! Second
deadly move: Royal Copenhagen!Copy !req
250. Whoops! My hand slipped again!Copy !req
251. What?Copy !req
252. I don't think so!Copy !req
253. Ow, hot!Copy !req
254. All mine!Copy !req
255. Gotcha!Copy !req
256. "Ow, hot!" she said.Copy !req
257. I guess my eye beams are pretty hot, Pekola.Copy !req
258. Uh-huh...Copy !req
259. This just turned really scary...Copy !req
260. "Niozoni" contains
the word "ozoni"Copy !req
261. Oh, this is the last card.Copy !req
262. "Niozoni" contains
the word "ozoni"Copy !req
263. "'Niozoni' contains the word 'ozoni.'"Copy !req
264. Here.Copy !req
265. The karuta game is now over.Copy !req
266. Now it's time to prepare the ozoni.Copy !req
267. Right, Jashin-chan?Copy !req
268. Huh?Copy !req
269. Oh... Right.Copy !req
270. This ozoni is so good!Copy !req
271. Y-Yes, it's great.Copy !req
272. It's absolutely delicious!Copy !req
273. I can't breathe! M-My eyes!Copy !req
274. Careful!Copy !req
275. You saved me.Copy !req
276. Is it yummy, Onee-chan?Copy !req
277. Hao chi!Copy !req
278. That was a close call.Copy !req
279. I think this is gonna be another great year!Copy !req
280. What are we going to do with you, Pekola-sama?Copy !req
281. Uh, yeah...Copy !req
282. Well? Have you seen the error of your ways?Copy !req
283. Yes! Yes! I have!Copy !req
284. Really? Then I'll let you eat some ozoni.Copy !req
285. SplatCopy !req
286. Ow, hot!Copy !req
287. SmackCopy !req
288. Here you go. Have some piping-hot mochi.Copy !req
289. P-Please stop...Copy !req
290. What? You want more?Copy !req
291. Okay, then. I'll give you lots more.Copy !req
292. Hot!Copy !req
293. Yes, the mochi is hot, isn't it?Copy !req
294. I wonder which is hotter,
this or your eye beams...Copy !req
295. How about a steaming-hot green onion next?Copy !req
296. Hot!Copy !req
297. Orphanage
Iron CommandoCopy !req
298. Okay, everyone, pay attention.Copy !req
299. This is Lierre-chan,
your new friend starting today.Copy !req
300. Nice to meet all of you. My name is Lierre.Copy !req
301. I hope we'll all be friends.Copy !req
302. Nice to meet you!Copy !req
303. Nice to meet ya!Copy !req
304. Hey, Lierre-chan, which
♪ color is your favorite?Copy !req
305. A ***** Monster *****, huh?Copy !req
306. Hmm... I guess I'd say Lead.Copy !req
307. How cool!Copy !req
308. The sky is the color of lead.Copy !req
309. The weather is so dreary,
just like my heart.Copy !req
310. This is the last of my food for today...Copy !req
311. Maybe tonight I'll finally go
back to nature's salad bar...Copy !req
312. If I recall, Chinese plantain,
wood sorrel, and sow thistle grow there.Copy !req
313. She's literally talking
about eating roadside grass.Copy !req
314. HorsetailCopy !req
315. I wish I had some ramen...Copy !req
316. Hup.Copy !req
317. I haven't seen her around here before.Copy !req
318. This land is rife with conflict and hatred.Copy !req
319. Do you not agree?Copy !req
320. Huh? Uh, yes...Copy !req
321. Long ago, I destroyed the
corrupt human race with a flood.Copy !req
322. I suppose history does repeat itself.Copy !req
323. Do you like the Bible?Copy !req
324. What an admirable child you are.Copy !req
325. Honestly... You still don't get it, Pekola?Copy !req
326. Wha—Copy !req
327. How do you know my name?Copy !req
328. Is it written on me somewhere?Copy !req
329. I don't know if you're just
pretending to be dumb,Copy !req
330. or if falling to Earth
really did make you dumb...Copy !req
331. Wait, are you... I mean,
might you actually be...Copy !req
332. My Lord, Lierre-sama?Copy !req
333. You finally figured it out?Copy !req
334. Why have you taken this form?Copy !req
335. I remember you looking more like...
well... a mature woman.Copy !req
336. What do you mean, "mature"?
I'm still young!Copy !req
337. I-I'm sorry!Copy !req
338. This form is more convenient.Copy !req
339. No one suspects the child.Copy !req
340. You finally...Copy !req
341. You finally came to take me home!Copy !req
342. I'm so glad! I won't have to
go to the salad bar anymore!Copy !req
343. I see.Copy !req
344. So you're leaving, huh?Copy !req
345. No, you'll still need to
rely on the salad bar.Copy !req
346. Huh?Copy !req
347. Yay.Copy !req
348. I'm here because...Copy !req
349. it's time to give this world
another deep cleaning.Copy !req
350. We decided it at a meeting of the gods.Copy !req
351. If we allow the corrupt human race to keep
on living, they'll only pollute the world.Copy !req
352. Oh, no!Copy !req
353. If you do that, Dropkick on My Devil! X
will end after only one episode,Copy !req
354. even after it was finally
successfully crowdfunded!Copy !req
355. EndCopy !req
356. No, no, no.Copy !req
357. EndCopy !req
358. EndCopy !req
359. EndCopy !req
360. There are still many good
humans in this world.Copy !req
361. Would you leave all of them to die?Copy !req
362. I do recall that there were some
among the gods who hated humans...Copy !req
363. But I thought you loved humans!Copy !req
364. I've watched this world from
up in Heaven for a long time.Copy !req
365. Then I grew fed up,Copy !req
366. and my thoughts on it changed.Copy !req
367. Too many humans act only
in their own self-interest,Copy !req
368. and I cannot allow it to continue.Copy !req
369. My Lord...Copy !req
370. But...Copy !req
371. But?Copy !req
372. First, I want to try
living as the humans do.Copy !req
373. What should we have for dinner tonight?Copy !req
374. How about some grass?Copy !req
375. I came to this world
alone in order to do that.Copy !req
376. So that's why...Copy !req
377. And...Copy !req
378. I also need to get rid of the three of you,
who betrayed Heaven and colluded with devils.Copy !req
379. FallenCopy !req
380. AngelCopy !req
381. TrioCopy !req
382. So that really is a part of it, then...Copy !req
383. I heard everything.Copy !req
384. Where did you come from?Copy !req
385. Heya, slay ya, love and throb and kiss ya.Copy !req
386. And who do you think you are,
talking like you're so much better than us?Copy !req
387. Who cares about some
stupid meeting of the gods?Copy !req
388. You don't get to just decide all that.Copy !req
389. If you want to destroy humanity,
you'll have to go through me first.Copy !req
390. Pachinko, arcades,
boat racing, cycle racing,Copy !req
391. horse racing, poker, mahjong, cee-lo,Copy !req
392. hanafuda, *****, and *****...Copy !req
393. I can't let this world be destroyed.Copy !req
394. Are you the devil who's
become Pekola's friend?Copy !req
395. N-No, I wouldn't call her a friend...Copy !req
396. That's right!Copy !req
397. I don't care if you're some god from Heaven
or wherever. I'm gonna throttle you.Copy !req
398. After all, I'm Jashin and
I'm a god of Hell myself.Copy !req
399. Don't! You can't beat her!Copy !req
400. What? She's that strong?Copy !req
401. Maybe I won't, then!Copy !req
402. You truly are an inferior race.Copy !req
403. Hey! Jashin-chan!Copy !req
404. Hey!
Jashin-chan!Copy !req
405. You put a sandwich in a clear file
and left it in the drawer again!Copy !req
406. Ack! Yurine!Copy !req
407. Why do you keep doing the
same thing over and over?Copy !req
408. No PeekingCopy !req
409. Nice! This is sure to send
our ratings through the roof—Copy !req
410. Greetings, everyone.Copy !req
411. This is Pino, the winner of the grand
prize in the Heaven Baking Contest.Copy !req
412. Today, I'm going to bake a
delicious treat for all of you.Copy !req
413. Let's see... Which container was the sugar in?Copy !req
414. Oh? And this one... And this one, too...Copy !req
415. Next time on Dropkick on My Devil! X,
episode 2: "All the Pills Are Hard Candies."Copy !req
416. Really. All of them are hard candies.Copy !req