Drop Kick on My Devil!! 1x8

Jashin-chan's voice echoes throughout Jinbocho, "Lost again, damn it!" She lost the grocery money by playing the slots and is desperate to make Medusa lend her more. Infuriated, Yurine swings her morning star, "I've no choice but to kill you." Turns out Jashin-chan's addicted to social-network games too. As Halo-less Poporon and the Ogre of Setsubun appears, Jashin-chan finds herself in a loop.

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1. Where am I?

2. Natural Monument

3. Sea Fig Tree

4. Cluster

5. Natural Monument... Sea Fig Tree Cluster?

6. The trees are probably about 300 years old.

7. About twenty wild Japanese sea fig trees grow here,

8. Jashin-chan-kun.

9. What a fine old tree.

10. Hey! Stop that, Jashin-chan-kun!

11. You're so rambunctious.

12. Look into the tree cavity like this.

13. Cavity?

14. Wait, is this...

15. A heart!

16. Yes, in other words...

17. Love.

18. No matter what painful things you go through, this land loves you.

19. Love...

20. Even for someone like me, who's always on the run...

21. "Live facing south."

22. It's this town's catchphrase.

23. Never look back. Face the sun like a sunflower, and live a strong, sunny life.

24. Like a sunflower...

25. By the way, what town is this?

26. Where are we?

27. It's Minamishimabara in Nagasaki Prefecture.

28. Nagasaki?

29. Yes, this is Minamishimabara, on the southern tip of the Shimabara Peninsula in Nagasaki.

30. Minamishimabara, Nagasaki

31. It's a picturesque area with a rich history and a population of about 450,000.

32. I can't believe I drifted this far from Musashikoma on a single kick.

33. Still, changing the way I live now won't change the fact that I'm in debt.

34. No one's watching, right?

35. Okay!

36. What are you doing?

37. Good. No safety issues.

38. Safety checks are very important.

39. Oh, you were here?

40. Was that fun?

41. Wh-What are you talking about? I was just inspecting the facilities.

42. Smirk

43. Smirk

44. Smirk

45. What are you doing in Minamishimabara, anyway?

46. What about you? Did you come to see me again?

47. No, I'm here to see some old friends.

48. Aw, you think that highly of me?

49. Orochimaru

50. Orochimaru

51. Orochimaru

52. Orochimaru

53. Orochimaru

54. Why did you come with me?

55. If we're here together anyway, it's easier to travel together.

56. Jashin-chan-san, Lierre-san, they're in sight now.

57. Wow, wild dolphins! And so many of them!

58. S-So cute!

59. Kuchinotsu Sightseeing Boat Tours

60. Dolphin

61. Watching

62. That's so cool!

63. Maybe I'm due for an image change...

64. You want to change?

65. You want to live a south-facing life?

66. H-Huh?

67. Try landing one yourself!

68. What's wrong?

69. Devil Fusion!

70. Wh-What's going on?

71. Dolphinkick on My Devil!

72. Hey, I saw a dolphin jump over there!

73. Aren't dolphins cute?

74. Uh-huh.

75. I'm cute, too. And cool.

76. Not as much as dolphins, obviously.

77. So were these dolphins the old friends you came to see?

78. Of course not.

79. You just wanted to go dolphin-watching?

80. No! This was just on the way!

81. My friends can't be reached on foot.

82. Would you give me a ride?

83. Thank you.

84. I could've given you a ride if you'd just asked.

85. Look, I can see them.

86. Where are they? All I see are mountains.

87. You're not human. Try opening those supernatural eyes of yours.

88. Eek! A giant!

89. That's Misogoro.

90. He loves miso, so in return for some,

91. he clears paths through the mountains and helps on farms.

92. Yushima

93. It's said Goro was the one who made Yushima Island, which has more cats than people.

94. Well, if it isn't Lierre-sama!

95. It's been centuries!

96. Hi, Goro. How've you been?

97. Great. Glad to see you looking well, too.

98. Unusual to see you with a devil, though.

99. Pleased to meet you.

100. Well, how kind of you...

101. My name is Misogoro.

102. H-He's huge!

103. Lierre has a giant like this on her side?

104. Misogoro, I have nothing against you!

105. But if you intend to stand in the way of my south-facing life,

106. you must die!

107. Not

108. Following

109. Take this!

110. Jashin-chan Dolphinkick!

111. Ouch!

112. What was that? Did something just hit me?

113. Don't worry about it.

114. Francisco!

115. Ow...

116. What's this place?

117. Who are you?

118. This is a World Heritage Site, a place recognized on a global level:

119. the Hara Castle Ruins.

120. Hara Castle Ruins

121. Hara Castle Ruins

122. Who are you three?

123. I am Shiro. Amakusa Shiro.

124. Shiro? Are you one of Lierre's friends, too?

125. You know Lierre-sama?

126. Take that!

127. Oh, no! You got me!

128. ————————————

129. Ayugaeri Falls

130. Doesn't this feel great, Onee-chan?

131. The best. It's so nice and cool.

132. Hey, you're all here.

133. Hi.

134. Aiya! Yurine-nee!

135. Medusa-chan!

136. Scoop!

137. Shimabara Tenobe Somen

138. Today, we're reporting on a somen chute in Shimabara.

139. Take a look! This is the somen that comprises 30% of the market share in Japan:

140. Shimabara Tenobe Somen!

141. There are many theories about how it got started, but most say islanders

142. Okayama

143. Hyogo

144. Kagawa

145. from Shodo Island brought it with them to Shimabara after the Shimabara Rebellion.

146. Okayama

147. Hyogo

148. Kagawa

149. Okayama

150. Kagawa

151. The Shimabara Rebellion is also known as the Shimabara-Amakusa Rebellion.

152. They're really firm and tasty.

153. That concludes our on-the-scene report!

154. I've never had somen like this before.

155. This place is nice. Nature's all around us.

156. We were traveling around Japan looking for delicious noodles.

157. What are you two doing in Shimabara?

158. We're looking for Jashin-chan.

159. We followed the GPS tracker I embedded in her a while ago.

160. Oh...

161. Hey, want some more somen?

162. Yeah.

163. Hello! Seconds for six, please!

164. Bài tuō le!

165. She looks just like Pekola.

166. Who is this Pekola?

167. And they're Poporon and Pino.

168. What are you talking about?

169. I'm Shiro-sama's older sister.

170. And I'm Shiro-sama's younger sister.

171. Are you sure you're not Pekola?

172. Stop that! I'm just Shiro!

173. It looks nothing like you.

174. Isn't that true of most statues?

175. Prove it, then.

176. If you truly are Amakusa Shiro,

177. can you walk across the sea?

178. Show me one of your miracles.

179. My powers cannot be used willy-nilly.

180. You liar.

181. How rude. I'll see that you suffer divine punishment for that.

182. The only suffering you can cause is diarrhea.

183. Messiah!

184. I-I'm sorry I doubted you.

185. As long as you understand.

186. Dangojima Island looks so green again today.

187. Indeed.

188. Apparently, it's known as "Yushima Island" now.

189. Takes you back to days long past, doesn't it?

190. So are you, like, spirits bound to this place or what?

191. Is your grudge over the extermination of your family keeping you from passing on?

192. It's nothing like that.

193. It's true that we led a rebellion because we were fed up with overtaxation

194. and religious oppression.

195. Following the battle between Shimabara and the Karatsu Domain, we were subjugated

196. and lost our lives here.

197. I'm sure human hearts would hold a grudge. But when we died, we became martyrs.

198. I'd say we were actually blessed.

199. We transformed into barley.

200. A single barley seed bound so many fruits together through our deaths.

201. We watched from Paradise as the people learned to accept one another.

202. Why would we bear a grudge against them?

203. We came to Earth today to fulfill plans to meet someone.

204. Meet someone?

205. Yes, Lierre-sama said she was coming to visit.

206. Come to think of it, you mentioned Lierre-sama earlier.

207. Oh, yeah, she was with me until right before I got here.

208. Lierre-san is...

209. Orochimaru!

210. I missed you! I missed you! I missed you! I missed you so much!

211. Mei?

212. I can't believe I ran into you on my vacation!

213. I guess you really feel the way I feel, Orochimaru!

214. I do not!

215. Aw, you don't have to be shy!

216. Someone save me! Please!

217. U-Um...

218. What shall we do?

219. I'm not quite sure what's going on.

220. Damn it! I don't care who helps me, as long as someone does!

221. I heard her!

222. This way!

223. There she is! It's Jashin-chan!

224. We'll get her this time!

225. Ack! Not you guys, though! I take back what I said!

226. This has grown more complicated...

227. Mei! Those guys want to take me away! Help me!

228. Orochimaru...

229. What? You need my help?

230. That's right!

231. I'm begging you, Mei! Help me!

232. Did you guys hear that? Orochimaru asked for my help!

233. The supercop of the Banzaibashi Police Department,

234. Tachibana Mei, will protect Orochimaru!

235. Whoa, watch it!

236. Don't move! I can't hit you!

237. H-Hang on!

238. Withdraw for now! Call for backup!

239. Right!

240. You saved me.

241. Modern firearms can fire so many shots in quick succession.

242. I don't think that's right.

243. You should return the money you borrowed.

244. They'll be back for sure.

245. Of course they will. You owe them money.

246. Mei! You're the only one who can protect me!

247. Please! Protect me... Protect your Orochimaru!

248. Oh, say that again!

249. Please!

250. Okay! I'll protect you with everything I have!

251. Thank you, Mei!

252. What exactly are Shiro and her sisters watching right now?

253. Shiro?

254. Shiro?

255. Of course! The castle!

256. Not Hara Castle, but...

257. Castle

258. Castle

259. Hara

260. Hara

261. Natsuko

262. Natsuko

263. Miss Hara Natsuko!

264. Castle

265. Castle

266. Natsuko

267. Natsuko

268. Under

269. Under

270. Construction

271. Construction

272. Check this out! I'll get all the cultists of the world

273. Southward

274. to gather at Hara Natsuko Castle and keep them there!

275. Just repay your debt.

276. I'm a cultist, but why am I here?

277. I'm a cultist, but...

278. I'm a cultist, but still...

279. I just want to support Per-chan.

280. My favorite's Yamada Marina-chan. She's from Fukuoka.

281. Her actress is my favorite!

282. I'm a fan of Yusa Koji-sama.

283. I heard that.

284. Doesn't that girl look like Noel-chan?

285. She's a dead ringer for her!

286. I'm so glad we came to Minamishimabara!

287. Yep! It looks great on you!

288. You think so?

289. You're a savior now!

290. A savior?

291. Why did we get dragged into this?

292. It's a terrible hassle.

293. A savior...

294. That's right! I'm the savior who can save the heretics!

295. Jashin-chan the Savior!

296. You go, Orochimaru!

297. More like a devil king, I'd say...

298. Jashin-chan!

299. Stop running away from Hell Financing!

300. You should do honest work to repay your debt! Okay?

301. Gosh, what a nice castle.

302. What's even going on here?

303. That's...

304. Monochrome!

305. Kyon-Kyon!

306. Don't worry! I'll protect you, Onee-chan!

307. Hear me, humans!

308. I am Jashin-chan the Savior.

309. I have descended to join my cultists in rebuilding this world!

310. I will be the god of a new world!

311. You're a devil, though...

312. Stop making trouble for everyone and surrender already.

313. Listen to me!

314. This is a rebellion. We're going to do everything over.

315. Here at Hara Natsuko Castle, I have risen to action!

316. And Monochrome is our emblem!

317. Huh? What?

318. That's right! This is the Minamishimabara Rebellion Ran-Ran!

319. Onee-chan?

320. When did those humans do this?

321. See that? That's the power of my cultists!

322. That's just kidnapping.

323. The Ran-Ran Rescue Squad

324. Kidnapping is a Crime

325. I swear... You're not going to understand until you get punished.

326. I don't like fighting, but I'll back you up.

327. Grr! Give Onee-chan back!

328. G-Go easy on them, okay?

329. Okay? Okay?

330. I hope you're ready, Jashin-chan!

331. Uh, where'd you just pull that katana from, exactly?

332. Let's go!

333. Yeah!

334. H-Here they come!

335. Kyon-Kyon's gone berserk...

336. Cultists shouldn't be letting a god save them, damn it!

337. I'll destroy all of them.

338. Open the gunports!

339. Fire!

340. Should we really be doing this?

341. Yeah, what if someone gets hurt?

342. No.

343. There's no going back now.

344. We have to do this for her sake...

345. Yes! For the girl who looks just like Noel-chan!

346. Doesn't Matter Who It Is Anymore

347. They've damaged the castle walls.

348. Who is Noel-san?

349. Eek!

350. I just cut something disgusting.

351. The cannons...

352. Yurine?

353. Tch, in that case...

354. Shiro, you're going to be my barley.

355. Move a muscle, and we're both Paradise-bound! That what you want?

356. So she knows she's losing.

357. Paradise will never welcome a devil.

358. This has turned into quite the reunion, Shiro.

359. Lierre-sama!

360. M-My sword!

361. Kyon—

362. Stopped it with her teeth.

363. Stopped it with her teeth.

364. Monochrome!

365. Kyon-Kyon, no!

366. Huh? Onee-chan, when did you...

367. She was just on a rampage, oblivious to everything?

368. Jashin-chan, just give it up.

369. Accept your fate.

370. Y-Yes, my situation does seem dire.

371. But...

372. But I still have one trick up my sleeve!

373. Sorry, debt collectors! I'm making my escape!

374. You just keep making the same mistake over and over.

375. Sacrifice yourself for me, Yurine!

376. I'll escape to Hell, and the slate will be wiped clean!

377. This is what it means to "live facing south." Right, old dude who appeared at the beginning?

378. No, it's not.

379. I'll kill Yurine, and my mission will be complete!

380. J-J-J-J-Jashin-chan!

381. So, on that note...

382. Everyone, to prove you're not cultists, step on this image of the cult leader before you go.

383. Watch where you're stepping, damn it!

384. Ooh! Jashin-chan yelled at me!

385. I never would've thought we'd get to step on the real Jashin-chan!

386. I'm not an image! I'm the real deal! Don't step on me!

387. Squee!

388. Is this really proving anything?

389. I didn't get to step on her at the bookstore in Jinbocho, so this is great!

390. Ah, I'd say it's fine.

391. Jashin-chan...

392. Orochimaru, look what's happened to you...

393. Hm? She's been stepped on so much, she looks like some kind of dough.

394. Huh? Dough?

395. That looks like it feels good!

396. We should have an artisan take a look at her.

397. What do you think?

398. This is some nice dough. Let's use it.

399. Huh?

400. We start by rolling it flat.

401. Once stretched thin, we hang them up, and once they've matured...

402. We pull them apart, hang them up in banners to dry, and then...

403. The Jashin-chan somen is complete.

404. Wait, how'd this even happen?

405. When boiling them, keep an eye on the time.

406. Avoid adding more water, but adjust the heat slightly to make them taste better.

407. They look tasty!

408. Nothing about this looks tasty!

409. Jashin-chan...

410. Orochimaru will become part of my body and live with me forever!

411. Delicious!

412. It truly is.

413. Yes.

414. Hao chi!

415. Stop eating me!

416. Minamishimabara sure is a nice place.

417. That was traumatic.

418. They could make a movie out of my escape from Mei's stomach.

419. Jashin-chan, why don't you give up and just work? I'll help you.

420. To work is to lose! I've made up my mind!

421. I'll never look back. I'm going to live facing south, like a sunflower.

422. Minamishimabara taught me that.

423. You couldn't have distorted that lesson more.

424. Listen, Jashin-chan-kun...

425. Would you just let us catch you already?

426. She ran off!

427. But that way leads to the ocean!

428. There's nowhere to run!

429. What?

430. She's running across the water!

431. Like Amakusa Shiro!

432. Hey! Why are you taking us with you?

433. Jashin-chan?

434. I won't run anymore! I won't look back! I won't get caught, and I won't work, either!

435. I'll get away from these guys for good!

436. Live facing south!

437. But you're heading west!

438. Hi! It's Medusa!

439. This lavender field is beautiful! Purple as far as the eye can see!

440. Next time on Dropkick on My Devil! X, episode 9:

441. "Lavender-Colored Eyes Misting Over in Furano."

442. What? It's the same color as my eyes, you say?

443. Come and take a closer look.

444. You all just turned to ash!

445. You want to know why I'm so excited?

446. You'll have to wait until next week to find out!