Drop Kick on My Devil!! 1x2

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It's summer. Beth sprawls in the shade and our devil Jashin-chan hogs the fan. Unable to deal with the heat, Jashin-chan summons and bullies Kori-chan the Ice Devil to cool things down...up to a point. Meanwhile, not one soul helps Pekola who's about to faint, but an unexpected savior appears! Watch Pekola try Bondy's curry for the first time and Jashin-chan and Medusa's long history unfold.

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1. Something's wrong.

2. Pursuers from Heaven should've come after me by now, but there's no sign of any.

3. Wait...

4. Maybe a pursuer's already here,

5. and they're hiding in this room somewhere, just watching me.

6. Somewhere in this room...

7. They're laughing at me, thinking they could kill me anytime they wanted.

8. Laughing at me...

9. I could kill you anytime I wanted.

10. Where? Where are you?

11. In here?

12. In here?

13. Or... in here?

14. Okay, I guess they couldn't be in here.

15. I'm... I'm scared.

16. So scared, I'm going crazy.

17. Someone...

18. Someone please stay with me!

19. I'm scared!

20. You should always make sure your surroundings are safe when healing.

21. I'm calm now.

22. If Poporon saw me like this, she'd make fun of me for sure.

23. Wow, talk about sad.

24. There was never anything to fear.

25. If pursuers come for me, all I need to do is make the devils fight each other.

26. That's why I'm being friendly with them while I work as custodian here.

27. When my halo regenerates, I'll lead a rebellion and kill our Lord.

28. Then I'll reign over Heaven, destroy the humans and devils,

29. and become the new Lord.

30. My plan is flawless.

31. What was I even afraid of?

32. Oh, my face looks awful.

33. Yes! Very cute!

34. Nothing suits me better than a smile.

35. Now, then. Time for a change of outlook. I'll make cupcakes to take to Pekola-sama.

36. Did you think this was medicine?

37. It's Pino's pill-shaped hard candies!

38. I'll make myself feel better by looking at Pekola-sama's dopey face.

39. Why do you keep doing the same thing over and over?

40. Oh, no! I'm so sorry!

41. Is that... Lierre-sama?

42. It can't be... but...

43. Hoo boy. You can't pin that one on me. She's really strong, apparently.

44. She looks different, but that's definitely Lierre-sama.

45. What do we do? We have to get her to the hospital.

46. I-I need to hide!

47. It's all right.

48. There's no need to worry, Hanazono Yurine.

49. That is my Lord, Lierre-sama.

50. Your Lord? This little girl?

51. She has taken the form of a child for certain reasons,

52. but to her, a punch from a human is little more than a mosquito's bite.

53. See?

54. Are you sure she's all right?

55. I see...

56. So this is Hanazono Yurine?

57. Not bad, for a human.

58. Your nose is bleeding.

59. It's nothing.

60. I feel no pain from a human's punch. Not even a tickle.

61. Um, your legs are trembling. Are you all right?

62. They are not.

63. You're sweating a lot, too.

64. I am not.

65. Pekola, is this little thing really that strong?

66. Well? Well?

67. She doesn't look that tough to me. I'll just kill her while I can.

68. Wait!

69. Looks like she really is Lierre-sama.

70. But as long as she's in that form,

71. Jashin-chan-san might actually be able to kill her.

72. Die, god of Heaven!

73. I mean, Lierre-san!

74. Take this! Jashin-chan Thanks You For the Crowdfunding Death Dropkick!

75. No, you die.

76. Nope! I don't think so! I can't die yet!

77. I haven't been to Kushino, Furano, Obihiro, or Minamishimabara yet!

78. Ow.

79. Y-Your tail!

80. Nope.

81. Even in the form of a child, she's still so powerful.

82. I'm sure I'd end up the same way.

83. Nope. Nope. Nope, nope.

84. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!

85. I can't!

86. Damn it...

87. You still want to fight?

88. I...

89. swear my loyalty to you.

90. Use me as your right arm!

91. And Yurine can be your left!

92. You're a devil. Stop trying to enslave yourself to Heaven.

93. If you kill Yurine, all of Jinbocho— no, the whole world will be yours!

94. This is bad. Using my power drained me even more.

95. Hey! Are you listening, Lierre-san?

96. Pekola.

97. Tell Poporon and Pino that I was here,

98. and that I look forward to seeing them again.

99. Farewell.

100. My Lord!

101. What's the matter, my Lord?

102. She's not okay at all.

103. Aw, so Lierre-san's actually a weakling.

104. What I said before was a lie, Yurine.

105. You're the only partner for me.

106. What a silver tongue.

107. It really is my fault.

108. Shall I call an ambulance?

109. Yeah, please do.

110. The number to call for an ambulance is 119 in Japan, 911 in America, and 999 in the UK.

111. So in Hell, I guess it would be 666? Not that I'd know.

112. What in the world was I...

113. I had such a strange dream.

114. Imagine Lierre-sama coming all the way here on her own...

115. And getting punched out by Hanazono-san to boot?

116. It's inconceivable.

117. Inconceivable.

118. Poke, poke. Poke, poke.

119. Being seen in a sailor uniform is making me blush a little.

120. Blush, blush. Blush, blush.

121. Thanks for coming out again today, everyone!

122. She's so angelic!

123. Too angelic!

124. She's angel food cake!

125. Poporon-chan!

126. See you next time!

127. What? Lierre-sama?

128. And she's in child form?

129. That's right.

130. I was shocked as well.

131. I see. Lierre-sama's finally come here...

132. Does Pino know?

133. I haven't been able to break it to her.

134. She can be rather unstable, after all.

135. I need to find a way to tell her tactfully or it could mentally break her.

136. That's true.

137. This is her green room.

138. Hey, fallen angel. We came to see you.

139. Ugh! Meat and Potatoes!

140. Pino?

141. I invited her to come see you with us.

142. Jeez, did you have to go and do that?

143. Pino and I made Basque cheesecakes.

144. They're a special gift for you.

145. I didn't make them specially for you or anything.

146. Yeah, yeah.

147. These cakes are delicious!

148. Ah, there's that dopey smile! It soothes my soul!

149. I'm so glad I came!

150. Oh, yeah. Yurine was worrying about how Lierre-san was doing after all that.

151. Um... I mean, uh...

152. U-Uh, Poporon can give you the details!

153. Hey! Don't just dump it on me! Aren't you supposed to be my shield today?

154. My job has nothing to do with this!

155. What? You haven't told Pino about Lierre-san?

156. Um... I was going to, but I couldn't find the right time...

157. Huh? She's gone.

158. My Lord did come.

159. I wasn't mistaken. She really is here.

160. She came to finish me off.

161. I'm scared. I don't want to die.

162. It's fine. I just need to carry out my plan.

163. I'm sure Lierre-sama's guard is down right now.

164. Jashin-chan-san, I'll need you to act as my sacrifice.

165. I discovered this crazy candy recently. It's insane!

166. Look! We match!

167. Why do I have to wear this?

168. You let your guard down, Lierre-san.

169. In this town, a moment's carelessness can cost you your life.

170. You're...

171. Welcome to the city of books and curry.

172. I'll sing a requiem to welcome you!

173. Salmon roe wine.

174. Somen noodles.

175. And meat-filled curries are delicious.

176. What kind of song is that?

177. Huh?

178. It's a requiem filled with love for my hometown.

179. I thought it'd be perfect for you, since you're about to die.

180. You coward!

181. Where did you come from, anyway?

182. Tee-hee!

183. I should have finished you when I had the chance.

184. Die.

185. S-Sorry!

186. Y'see, Pino hired me to do it!

187. Y'see, I borrowed a lot of money from her...

188. "Y'see"?

189. She said if I killed you, she'd call off my debt.

190. Please kill the Lord for me.

191. That little...

192. Wow, I really blew it!

193. I'll just be going now.

194. Whoopsie, whoopsie...

195. Honestly.

196. You would show your back to an enemy?

197. Didn't you say a moment's carelessness could cost you your life?

198. What are you doing out here?

199. Hanazono Yurine.

200. And where did you come from, anywa—

201. Yurine!

202. Perfect timing!

203. Lierre-san is being mean to me! Punish her!

204. Huh? Is that true, Lierre-sama?

205. Well, it's true I used my deadly Organized Crime Kick on her...

206. But the way it happened was such-and-such and so-and-so...

207. So it was all your fault!

208. You've been borrowing money from people other than Medusa!

209. I swear... I'll have to warn the custodian later.

210. Damn... Damn...

211. I'm sorry Jashin-chan caused so much trouble.

212. And...

213. I wanted to make up for what I did before. Do you have some time?

214. Veterans will remember this: the soul food of Jinbocho, Bondy.

215. The curry's so good, it's unforgettable.

216. It even comes with a potato!

217. In English, that's "potato."

218. Repeat after me. Pota—

219. So you were just fine after that?

220. Being punched by a human is nothing to me.

221. Do people really get taken away in ambulances over "nothing"?

222. Don't provoke her. You need to apologize for what you did, too.

223. I'm sorry.

224. She's so close.

225. Hey.

226. I apologized.

227. I can kill her anytime.

228. This is so good!

229. But considering she's got Hanazono Yurine behind her,

230. I'd rather avoid a fight for now.

231. What do you think, Lierre-sama? Isn't the curry here great?

232. Yes. I didn't know such delicious curry existed in the human realm.

233. Glad to hear it. It's on me today, so eat up.

234. By the way, why do you call me "Lierre-sama"?

235. I'm not your superior.

236. So... "Lierre-san"?

237. Just "Lierre" is fine.

238. Potato.

239. No, no, no. Potato.

240. Thanks for the meal.

241. I'm so full, I'm getting sleepy.

242. I swear...

243. By the way, can I ask one thing?

244. Tell me about Pekola and the other two. Are they doing well in this world?

245. Well...

246. They get along well with us and the people of this town.

247. I see.

248. Would you like to go see them now?

249. Huh?

250. I'm done for. It's over.

251. Where is this?

252. That's Owari.

253. And this location in France?

254. That's Oiry.

255. I wish I could go far away!

256. Do you really need to be that scared?

257. I'm done for. It's over.

258. You overreact so much.

259. You can all talk like that because you don't know how terrifying my Lord is.

260. Her orders are absolute. Now that I've failed her, all that awaits me is death.

261. She's here!

262. I'll kill her before she can kill me!

263. Amen!

264. Why?

265. Hello, Pino. How have you been?

266. I-It's Lierre-sama!

267. Hey, what's going on?

268. I have to run! The window is my only hope!

269. We're coming in.

270. Lierre wanted to see you, so I brought her over.

271. Thanks for having me.

272. She's not having me...

273. Jashin-chan!

274. You guys are here, too?

275. This is quite a cute room.

276. I-I'll make some tea.

277. L-Lierre-sama has come at last.

278. Nice to meet you!

279. So Pino-chan's boss is a kid, huh?

280. This is just the form I'm using here. I'm not a child.

281. If she's come to kill me...

282. I'll kill her first!

283. Lierre-sama.

284. Have some tea and apple pie.

285. You too, Hanazono-san. Before it gets cold.

286. Thanks.

287. I put a ton of wolfsbane in Lierre-sama's tea and apple pie.

288. If she consumes enough of it, even if it doesn't kill her,

289. it should still do a lot of damage.

290. And when she's weak, I'll be able to kill her, even in my current state.

291. You guys! Don't just leave an injured person at your front door!

292. Seriously, what's happening to this world?

293. Jashin-chan...

294. Jeez, I'm thirsty after getting beat up like that.

295. I'm gonna have a sip of this.

296. Jashin-chan?

297. Pino, what's the meaning of this?

298. Huh? Whatever do you mean?

299. I don't know what happened, but I kinda blacked out there.

300. Ooh! This apple pie looks tasty!

301. Jashin-chan!

302. Hey, devil! Wake up! Are you all right?

303. Pino, did you poison these things?

304. Poison?

305. What's she talking about?

306. Why did you do that?

307. To...

308. To kill you before you could kill me, obviously!

309. I'll shove this wolfsbane into your mouth whole!

310. Hey, cut it out!

311. Calm down!

312. I only came here to check on you three.

313. Liar! I know you came here to get rid of us!

314. By the laws of Heaven, it's true that I've thought about ending you eventually.

315. But right now, observing this planet is more important.

316. Frankly, I couldn't care less about killing you three.

317. I think Lierre really did come here just to check on you.

318. I mean, if she wanted to kill you, she'd have done it long ago.

319. Wow, I blacked out! I flew right out of here!

320. Speaking of, remember the other day?

321. You're supposed to be super strong, but you went flying when Yurine punched you.

322. You blacked out and had to be carried away.

323. She's right. That was no dream.

324. And that strike really did have that much force behind it...

325. Which means Hanazono-san might just be capable of saving me.

326. That's it! Hanazono-san is my savior!

327. Without a doubt, she's my Messiah!

328. Hanazono-san!

329. Y-Yes?

330. Please continue to be my friend!

331. S-Sure...

332. Yahoo!

333. What's with her?

334. I'm fine with being friends, but...

335. I don't think it was right to poison Lierre without even hearing what she had to say.

336. Well, you never listen to what I have to—

337. Shut up.

338. Jashin-chan!

339. Hanazono-san reprimanded me.

340. Hanazono-san hates me now.

341. I'm done for! I have no choice but to take all these pills and die!

342. Don't talk about dying when you're so afraid of death.

343. Even back in Heaven, she was always quick to start wailing about wanting to die.

344. She's kind of a pain in the neck, huh?

345. More than "kind of."

346. She's a huge pain.

347. Hanazono-san, you jerk!

348. Jashin-chan!

349. Ta-da!

350. It's everyone's holy idol, Poporon-chan!

351. A girl at the orphanage gave me this weird whistle today.

352. What in the world? This whistle is so interesting!

353. When I blow it, it stretches out.

354. Humans are so simple, being amused by things like this.

355. Next time on Dropkick on My Devil! X, episode 3: "The Deadly Party Whistle."

356. I know! I'll blow this whistle at Pekola-sama later!