Drop Kick on My Devil!! 1x11

Directed by Hikaru Sato

Jashin-chan's killer dropkick hits Yurine, the finale is here! Turns out, Yurine's down with a cold. Ecstatic, Jashin-chan fantasizes of returning to Hell, but ends up taking care of her with Minos and Medusa. Pekola, Poporon and Mei join them for a flower viewing. After a devilish relapse at the bakery, Persephone II finally finds Jashin-chan, only to bid farewell as she floats off into space!

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1. Sorry about this, Pino. The TV at the orphanage isn't working.

2. I-It's all right.

3. She's lying.

4. She came here so the two of us would be alone and she can kill me.

5. I need to use the bathroom.

6. Pino?

7. The bathroom's not that way.

8. I-I-I meant the bathroom outside...

9. What's up with her?

10. Oh, well. Time for Patra-chan!

11. Patra

12. Patra

13. chan

14. chan

15. Patra-chan!

16. Hi!

17. You've caused us a lot of trouble.

18. Tell us the secret of Pyramid Power!

19. I'll never tell you!

20. Don't, Princess! If Pyramid Power falls into the wrong hands, the world's done for!

21. All right then. If we can't get it out of her, we'll have to get it out of you.

22. Huh?

23. Fool! You know Horus will never tell you!

24. Then die.

25. F-Fine! I'll talk!

26. Come on!

27. Shut up! I'm scared! The fear's too much for me!

28. He's so useless.

29. Patra-chan never disappoints. What a riot!

30. To Be Continued

31. The Patra

32. Exhibition Is On!

33. The Patra Exhibition is on!

34. Eccentric Patra-chan

35. Stop!

36. The Patra

37. Exhibition Is On!

38. Parents and children attending together will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!

39. Parents and children attending together will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!

40. Parents and children attending together will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!

41. Eccentric Patra-chan

42. Stop!

43. Eccentric Patra-chan

44. Stop!

45. Eccentric Patra-chan

46. Stop!

47. Eccentric Patra-chan

48. Stop!

49. Eccentric Patra-chan

50. Stop!

51. Eccentric Patra-chan

52. Stop!

53. A free Eccentric Patra-chan figure?

54. That's...

55. I want it! No matter the cost, I want it!

56. I have to go to the Patra-chan Exhibition!

57. It's only for children accompanied by a parent, huh? So all I'm missing is a parent.

58. And none of them look anything like parents.

59. I'm not gonna be your mom.

60. Orphanage Iron Commando

61. Orphanage Iron Commando

62. Orphanage Iron Commando

63. Orphanage Iron Commando

64. Orphanage Iron Commando

65. About the same there.

66. Oh, Lierre. Where have you been?

67. What? But why?

68. It's only for parents and children attending together.

69. No way! But I'm here with my family!

70. Yes, well...

71. See? I told you it wouldn't work!

72. He's not my real dad! We don't look anything alike!

73. Shigeruko...

74. You know what, miss? You're right.

75. She and I aren't related by blood, it's true.

76. D-Dear...

77. But I've always wanted to be a true father to her.

78. There's not much I can do for her.

79. This Eccentric Patra-chan figure is the first thing Shigeruko ever asked me for!

80. So please, let me be her father!

81. Give us this figure!

82. But...

83. Give us the Patra-chan figure!

84. I'll do anything for my little girl!

85. I'm begging you!

86. Dear!

87. Sir...

88. I'll grovel! I'll dance naked!

89. I'll eat a live tarantula if you tell me to!

90. You don't need to do that!

91. I can do it!

92. No, that's not what I...

93. You...

94. Eat it, then.

95. If you're my dad, then eat this tarantula!

96. Shigeruko, your dad ate the tarantula.

97. Dad...

98. Dear!

99. Just yesterday, "Dad" was the one playing the child.

100. Where can I get Yukio-sensei's autograph?

101. Uh, ma'am! Leeks aren't allowed in here!

102. I have more! Eat another one!

103. Dear...

104. I got it!

105. How nice.

106. You have to act like my mom while we're here.

107. We came to the Patra Exhibition as mother and child, remember?

108. Yes, yes.

109. Oh, they have Patra-chan goods on display!

110. Awe

111. I don't have this one.

112. Oh, the author's autograph.

113. Don't care.

114. Lierre always did love childish things.

115. A life-sized Patra-chan cutout!

116. Meet Patra-chan!

117. Persephone, would you take my picture?

118. Aren't we mother and child? What child asks a favor of her mother like that?

119. Huh?

120. Mommy, take my picture!

121. Okay.

122. If you ask me like that, I'll take one for you.

123. I can't talk like that!

124. No photo with Patra-chan, then.

125. Muh...

126. Mommy, take my picture.

127. How cute!

128. Okay, I'm taking it.

129. It's all for Patra-chan!

130. Morning, Minos!

131. Morning!

132. We have our health exams and combat ability tests today.

133. I hate this day. My combat ability's so low.

134. You don't have to feel bad about that!

135. There's hardly ever any fighting in Hell anymore.

136. The health exam is more important!

137. By the way, what's that line you've got next to you?

138. Heya.

139. I was prepping my body for the health exam, and I ended up like this.

140. To lose weight, I shadow-boxed in a sauna while wearing a sauna suit,

141. ate only one tomato a day every day,

142. and didn't drink any liquids at all.

143. You dork! You're not Chikaraishi!

144. I said she should drink at least one glass and handed it to her, but she just dumped it.

145. Smirk

146. Hell School

147. I'm 27 kilograms!

148. I'm 31 kilograms.

149. Minos

150. Minos

151. Minos

152. Minos

153. I'd like to put on a little more weight so I'll have a stronger punch.

154. Minos

155. Minos

156. You're a little too light, Medusa. Eat more.

157. T-Two kilograms.

158. What made you like this?

159. I gotta get into a lower weight class so I can fight Yafuki.

160. You're so easily influenced by manga.

161. Yafuki doesn't weigh two kilograms.

162. But now that I've been weighed, I can eat and drink all I want.

163. F-First, some water...

164. Water...

165. You shouldn't drink so much so soon!

166. Boy, that was embarrassing!

167. My body couldn't accept me suddenly drinking all that water, and I passed out.

168. Stand up straight. I need to measure you.

169. Minos

170. Seriously, you're gonna die one day if you're not careful.

171. Nah, if I died, the anime and manga would both end.

172. Minos

173. It's fine, it's fine!

174. Minos

175. Medusa-san, you're 130 centimeters.

176. Minos-san, you're 135 centimeters.

177. Jashin-chan-san, you're...

178. about two meters?

179. Yay! I'm top of the class!

180. I'm the tallest and the lightest in our class!

181. These guys are just so tiny!

182. Don't cheat, Jashin-chan. Just get measured at your normal height.

183. My tail counts toward my height!

184. Last of all, we have the combat ability test.

185. You'll each fight a slime to determine your combat abilities.

186. I'll beat it to a pulp with my killer move!

187. Come with me, Jashin-chan.

188. Huh?

189. Devils measuring over two meters tall...

190. have to fight a cyclops.

191. Huh? Wait, uh, I don't...

192. I-I'm fine just fighting a slime!

193. Sorry, but you can't.

194. Jashin-chan...

195. Good luck.

196. Please begin.

197. Th-This isn't a combat ability test! If I fight this thing, I'll die!

198. What kind of school is this? This shouldn't be allowed at a school!

199. I'm gonna complain to the board of education!

200. Who are you groaning at, you jerk?

201. That didn't do a thing to him.

202. And I haven't eaten, so I have no strength.

203. I have no choice.

204. I'll finish this with my killer move!

205. Dropkick!

206. KO!

207. Brains Leaking Out

208. You lose.

209. Brains Leaking Out

210. I don't know this ceiling...

211. Oh, you're awake?

212. You're in the nurse's office.

213. Are you okay?

214. Ow... I got my butt kicked.

215. Yeah, your brains were oozing out.

216. It's cruel to make a student fight that thing.

217. It's your own fault for cheating, Chikaraishi.

218. I'll never cheat again.

219. I totally could've beaten that cyclops!

220. But I was so hungry...

221. My stomach growled.

222. Would you like to eat at my house today?

223. I made curry.

224. Yay!

225. Sensei, you're getting married soon, aren't you?

226. It's so cool that you're marrying the King of Hell!

227. I'll be checking to make sure that old Hades is well-off enough to be worthy of you!

228. Children don't need to worry about things like that!

229. Diary of Evil Deeds

230. Year 3

231. Pazuzu Class

232. Jashin-chan

233. Faked my height!

234. This brings back memories.

235. Dropkicked a cyclops!

236. Dropkicked a cyclops!

237. Dropkicked a cyclops!

238. I can't show you the other pages! They're too evil!

239. Wow, even when I was little, I was always a bad girl!

240. And I was so pointy, I could stab anyone.

241. Of course, Sensei was pretty impressive, too.

242. Even if those were the rules, she was way too ruthless.

243. Blood Donation Center

244. Was there always a blood donation center here?

245. Blood Donation Center

246. And it's pretty cool-looking.

247. Type

248. Type

249. Type

250. Type

251. Crisis

252. The need for all blood types is at crisis level?

253. Okay!

254. I'm gonna do something good today to cancel out all my evil deeds!

255. Anybody home?

256. I'd like to donate. Do you accept devil blood?

257. That's hot!

258. Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

259. Leave.

260. I have no need of blood that isn't from a human.

261. Hey! What'd you do that for? You burned my tail!

262. I came here to donate, and you repay my generosity with belligerence!

263. You call yourself blood donation center staff?

264. Wait...

265. Are you from Hell?

266. Actually, you're a vampire, aren't you?

267. Correct.

268. I'd heard devils and angels resided in this town.

269. You must be one of them.

270. This is a sacred place to the noble vampire clan.

271. Common devils such as yourself are not permitted here.

272. Excuse me?

273. Since when is the vampire clan so noble?

274. I hate you guys. You always act like you're better than everyone else!

275. We aren't acting. We are better than everyone else.

276. Especially me.

277. Because...

278. I am the vampire princess who governs the Transylvania Family of Hell,

279. the cutest, smartest, and most noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama!

280. I am also the head of the Jinbocho branch of this donation center.

281. I am not merely "staff."

282. Hm, my apps could probably be organized a little better.

283. I'd rather not have any apps on my home screen if I can avoid it.

284. A very important being just introduced herself to you! Pay attention!

285. Okay, Princess, to thank you for your lovely introduction, I'll introduce myself.

286. I'm the daughter of the top VIP at what is basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture...

287. The intelligent and pretty Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!

288. I'm also the most loved, adored, and popular being in this town!

289. An eye for an eye, you stupid brat!

290. H-Hey! That was dangerous!

291. I am but a fragile, transient little girl!

292. You use way too many descriptive words for yourself.

293. What's wrong?

294. I can't get up. Help me.

295. Huh?

296. I am very weak!

297. You act all important, and you're weak? That's just sad!

298. All right, fine.

299. An opening!

300. Fool!

301. I'm actually very strong, but I pretended to be weak so you'd let your guard down!

302. Soft and Airy Milk Punch!

303. You really are weak.

304. Wow, so there's finally someone weaker than me in this story now.

305. It sure feels great not being on the bottom rung!

306. Now, let me ask you something.

307. Why did a vampire set up a blood donation center in my town?

308. What are you after?

309. Save me, Atre! Atre, are you here?

310. You called, Princess?

311. Blood Donation Center

312. Blood Donation Center

313. It's commonly believed that vampires are weak to sunlight, fire,

314. crosses, garlic, silver bullets, and flowing water.

315. That's a lot of weaknesses.

316. It seems the princess used her projectile attack,

317. Light and Fluffy Strawberry Flambé, on you.

318. I apologize profusely for her rudeness.

319. Light and Fluffy?

320. Princess...

321. Why the hell'd ya go attackin' someone livin' an honest life, moron?

322. Ya think ya can cause trouble for other denizens of Hell

323. and still call yerself a vampire princess?

324. Apologize right now!

325. Forgive me! Please forgive me!

326. Go ahead, Princess.

327. The princess will now cut off her finger to atone.

328. Please take her finger home with you as an apology.

329. Uh, really, there's no need for that...

330. You've really got it rough, huh?

331. Allow me to introduce myself.

332. I am the princess's educator, Atre of the vampire clan.

333. I'm Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!

334. Jashin-dono, you say?

335. That's Jashin-chan-dono!

336. Why did you set up a blood donation center in Jinbocho?

337. I asked the princess, but she brushed me off, so I want you to tell me.

338. Then, let us discuss it over tea.

339. Ooh! Fresh Moon and Daimaru-yaki!

340. These are so good! You guys like them, too?

341. Yes.

342. Chow time!

343. Ordinarily, vampires have no need for any food other than blood,

344. but we do enjoy experiencing the flavors of food.

345. Delicious!

346. So we thought...

347. If we attack humans to drink their blood, it will invite conflict with Heaven.

348. So why not simply open a blood donation center,

349. and have the humans bring their blood to us themselves?

350. And the humans get to feel they've done good by donating blood.

351. It's two birds with one stone.

352. You say that like you're doing them a favor, but you're just tricking them, y'know.

353. That is why we vampires are now building blood donation centers all over Japan.

354. It's not just the one in this town?

355. And you're the head of the Jinbocho branch, Princess?

356. Tee-hee!

357. Just so you know, there's a reason why I personally became the head of this branch.

358. I am searching for a certain human.

359. A human?

360. Rumor has it a human who has tamed both devils and angels,

361. who goes by the name of Hanazono Yurine, lives in this town.

362. H-Hanazono Yurine?

363. You know her?

364. Nope...

365. For now, I'll just pretend I don't know her.

366. I see.

367. And, um... What's your business with this human?

368. Our king wants her to ally with our clan.

369. I want to bring the human back with me to help my father!

370. If she has attracted the attention of both devils and angels,

371. she must be truly brilliant!

372. Huh. I see.

373. Well, I guess it's time for me to get going.

374. You have to leave so soon?

375. If you don't take devil blood, I can't donate, right?

376. So bye.

377. What came over her all of a sudden?

378. Perhaps she remembered some urgent business?

379. You gotta be kidding me!

380. They want Yurine to team up with the vampires?

381. If Yurine does that, she'll become immortal!

382. Then I'll never make it back to Hell!

383. I can't find Grimoire: Apocrypha anywhere, either. What would I do if I lost Yurine, too?

384. I have to kill Yurine before she can team up with them.

385. No...

386. If I kill her, the vampires will come after me!

387. This is a real problem!

388. Seriously, what am I supposed to do?

389. It's no use! I'm too dumb to think this much! Everything in my head's mashing together

390. and I don't know what to do!

391. That's right.

392. There's no need to think about it right now.

393. Life Theater

394. I need to calm my mind.

395. Life Theater

396. Tell me what I should do, Life Theater!

397. A quick pull will give me answers.

398. Ah, well done making it this far, everyone!

399. The third season of Dropkick on My Devil is finally ending!

400. Wait, can I make it back to Hell in just one more episode?

401. Good question. Can you?

402. Next time on Dropkick on My Devil! X, episode 12:

403. "Forever Dropkick." Look forward to it.

404. "Forever"?

405. That makes it sound like I'll never make it back...