Drop Kick on My Devil!! 0x12

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1. There...

2. There's a dog here!

3. Do something, Atre!

4. I-I'm not good with dogs, either...

5. We finally found out where Hanazono Yurine lives, but now we can't get in!

6. Somethin' wrong?

7. Oh, are you a devil?

8. We've come to see the one who resides here, Hanazono Yurine-dono, but...

9. We vampires don't like dogs...

10. Oh, you're vampires?

11. Beth's a beast of Hell, so you're safe.

12. I-It's not a dog?

13. Come on in.

14. Ah, it's you two!

15. You're that snake from the other day!

16. You are Hanazono Yurine-dono?

17. Yes.

18. Are these friends of yours?

19. You said you didn't know Hanazono Yurine!

20. Gulp!

21. Huh?

22. Uh-oh! They're here to recruit Yurine into their clan!

23. You idiot! Why'd you let them in?

24. They're vampires! In human terms, they're an organized crime ring!

25. It is true that we vampires do not lead praiseworthy lives.

26. But we do our best to avoid causing trouble for those who do.

27. Besides, it's because we take in rogues who have nowhere to go

28. that all devils can live their lives in peace.

29. Hmph! Listen to you, justifying yourselves!

30. Yurine, these two are bad people who built a phony blood donation center

31. to collect human blood.

32. You should chase 'em off right now.

33. You know, you've been rude to our guests since they got here.

34. And you falsely told them you didn't know me.

35. Seems a bit fishy.

36. Jashin-chan, you're not the type to care what race people are.

37. Well, I just turned into that type now!

38. And what is it you wanted to see me about?

39. Forgive us for not introducing ourselves.

40. This is Princess Ecute of the Vampire Kingdom.

41. Nice to meet you!

42. And I am her attendant, Atre.

43. We have come here to ask a favor of you.

44. Princess, please explain.

45. You're a human, yet you have conquered devils and even domesticated angels.

46. You're a bit of a celebrity among the vampires.

47. Huh?

48. Hey, you're a star!

49. Don't encourage her!

50. And my father, the king of the vampires, has taken an interest in your abilities.

51. What do you say to becoming part of our clan?

52. No!

53. She'll never join you! Right, Yurine?

54. Our king has said he will arrange anything you desire

55. and provide you with the utmost hospitality.

56. I told you, she'll never join you! Just go home!

57. You'll never join them, right, Yurine?

58. I could be a cool vampire like the ones in movies and manga?

59. Uh-oh. She's interested.

60. Say something, Minos!

61. You can't have Yurine becoming a vampire, right?

62. Well...

63. She'd be immortal, so we could be friends forever! I'd like that!

64. Wait, so...

65. Will he get me a really cool vampire outfit, too?

66. Of course.

67. I see...

68. Yurine-chan as a vampire, huh? Sounds good!

69. I have to stop this! I have to stop Yurine from becoming a vampire, whatever it takes!

70. Yeah, it does...

71. You'd be really cool!

72. Think... I have to think!

73. It'd suit you well!

74. It's no use!

75. I'm thinking so hard, everything in my brain is way beyond mashed together! It's on fire!

76. I see.

77. You want Yurine on your side that badly, do you?

78. Then I guess I'll have to get serious, too.

79. Please! Please give up on getting Yurine to join your clan!

80. Nailed it!

81. There's no one who can look at a perfect prostration like this and not feel moved!

82. I will not give up.

83. Huh?

84. Now I just want her to join us even more.

85. Why, you!

86. Have you no pity for someone who's groveling in front of you?

87. If you make Yurine one of you, I'll stop the water supply to the Vampire Kingdom!

88. What?

89. You know you can't do that.

90. You don't have that kind of authority.

91. I do, too!

92. Just you wait.

93. I'm the daughter of a VIP at what is basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture.

94. Hello, Daddy? It's Jashin-chan.

95. Listen, I have a favor to ask.

96. I was hoping you could stop the water supply to the Vampire Kingdom...

97. What?

98. Yes...

99. Yes.

100. No, I'm really not joking around...

101. Yes, sir. I'm sorry. Goodbye.

102. He said if I keep joking around, he'll kill me.

103. Dang, your dad's hardcore.

104. He's as tough on you as ever, huh?

105. Damn that useless father of mine! Damn gerontocracy!

106. I won't let you bring Hanazono-san into your clan!

107. I heard everything!

108. Pino...

109. Oh, an angel.

110. Eavesdropping seems in poor taste for an angel.

111. I came to bring her a cake and just happened to overhear.

112. Hanazono-san!

113. Please don't join the vampire clan!

114. If you go away, who'll protect me from Lierre-sama?

115. Uh, I...

116. Aren't you my savior?

117. Wait a...

118. You just need to go away!

119. Atre... Save me!

120. That's it! Get her!

121. Oh, Princess...

122. I won't let you have Hanazono-san, even if it costs me my life!

123. If you're prepared to die for it,

124. you should have the guts to get yourself killed taking out Lierre-san, too.

125. Cut it out already.

126. Hanazono-san!

127. I see the rumors were true.

128. Princess, let us leave for today.

129. We have informed her of our intentions.

130. No.

131. Princess...

132. I will take her home today and earn my father's praise!

133. I'll make her one of us even if I have to use force!

134. Princ—

135. I refuse to leave!

136. Shut the hell up!

137. There's a procedure ya gotta follow with these things, you dumb-ass!

138. I am sorry you had to see that.

139. We will be taking our leave now.

140. Yurine-dono...

141. We have not given up on you.

142. We look forward to receiving your favorable response on another day.

143. Hanazono-san, please don't abandon me!

144. Whew! Pino, you saved us!

145. Yurine-chan...

146. So what do you think about their offer?

147. Well, vampires are really cool...

148. What should I do?

149. Don't think about it! Tell them no!

150. Oh, if Yurine-chan becomes an immortal vampire, you won't be able to go back to Hell.

151. So that's why you're so desperate.

152. You really are an idiot!

153. But they didn't seem likely to give up anytime soon.

154. European-Style Curry

155. Nothing beats curry on a Sunday morning!

156. European-Style Curry

157. European-Style Curry

158. European-Style Curry

159. Hana Udon

160. Glory

161. Hana Udon

162. Glory

163. Hana Udon

164. Glory

165. Jinbocho, the town where you can eat curry in the morning!

166. Hana Udon

167. Glory

168. Hana Udon

169. Glory

170. The best of the best!

171. Hana Udon

172. Glory

173. Hana Udon

174. Glory

175. Hana Udon

176. Glory

177. Hana Udon

178. Glory

179. Hana Udon

180. What am I gonna do if Yurine joins the vampire clan?

181. She'll get even stronger, meaning I won't be able to kill her,

182. and I'll never be able to get back to Hell.

183. I don't wanna think about it...

184. Outta my way!

185. Sorry.

186. Ugh, Jashin-chan, you reek of booze.

187. Don't drink too much!

188. I've mellowed out so much.

189. Is this really how you wanna be?

190. You used to be as sharp as a knife,

191. and you'd bite with the force of a mad dog.

192. Looks like human life has gotten to you.

193. You'll never beat Yurine that way.

194. What?

195. Right now, you're just like a defanged wombat!

196. Do wombats even have fangs?

197. Oh, I'm out of booze.

198. Come on! You want the humans to keep making fun of you?

199. Now is the time to reclaim your pride as Hell nobility!

200. My pride as... Hell nobility?

201. That's right. I...

202. was born a noble of Hell!

203. How dare they mock me... Who cares about vampires or Yurine?

204. I'll make them see that the real me is a terrifying devil!

205. I'll thoroughly retrain my mind and body, and take back my pride as a noble of Hell!

206. That's the way!

207. Ow! It hurts!

208. 95, 96, 97, 98, 99...

209. That very day, Jashin-chan began torturing her own mind and body.

210. Don't push yourself too hard!

211. This time, Jashin-chan was serious.

212. Life Theater

213. All to reclaim her pride as a noble of Hell!

214. I'm home. I bought chicken.

215. Also, I ran into Lierre, so I brought her with me.

216. I'm here to visit.

217. Hey.

218. What's all this?

219. Jashin-chan's food. She's on a restricted diet right now.

220. Huh.

221. The only part of the chicken she can eat is the keel.

222. These fries are good.

223. I'm not who I used to be. I'm getting rid of the naïveté along with the excess fat.

224. I guess I'll skip it.

225. If I'm too heavy, I can't move as sharply.

226. I don't think you've been hydrating enough. You'll make yourself sick.

227. If you have time to worry about me, use it to worry about yourself.

228. Once I get my strength back, you're going to die.

229. Good night.

230. Jashin-chan still isn't awake.

231. Jashin-chan, it's morning.

232. I'm opening the door.

233. Huh?

234. Jashin-chan turned into a mummy!

235. A mummified dorado.

236. Isn't it just called "dried fish"?

237. I don't know what happened, but I found her mummified this morning. Pretty gross, huh?

238. Would a mummy count as burnable garbage?

239. Hey! Yurine-san!

240. I'm just kidding.

241. Hey, Yurine-chan, did Jashin-chan seem dehydrated to you lately?

242. Yeah, actually, she was refusing to drink water yesterday.

243. I thought so.

244. What do you mean?

245. I think Jashin-chan becomes mummified when her body gets really dehydrated.

246. Once, when we were kids, she stopped drinking to lose weight for a health exam.

247. She ended up paper-thin back then, too.

248. I guess she turned into a mummy this time because she went beyond that.

249. She just went from turning 2-D to turning 3-D.

250. Either way, she sure is dry.

251. Oops, it came off.

252. Oh, boy.

253. How can we get her back to normal?

254. I think drinking water fixed her up after our health exams.

255. Oh, you're right!

256. She won't drink.

257. I guess she can't when she's a mummy.

258. Let's pour some water on her from a kettle!

259. Oh, she's absorbing it!

260. Maybe we should put her in the bath?

261. Three minutes later...

262. Minutes Later

263. Huh? Why am I in the bath?

264. She's back!

265. Just like freeze-dried food!

266. Huh? Huh?

267. Why are you guys watching me bathe? Creeps!

268. Oh, I was mummified, huh?

269. And I thought I was keeping just barely on the safe side...

270. How embarrassing.

271. You took it way too far.

272. I think you've been pushing yourself too hard. Why go through all that?

273. After living among humans for so long, I've become a completely useless devil.

274. She was always useless, right?

275. Yep.

276. I'm supposed to be a noble of Hell, yet I lost all my devilish dignity to live in peace.

277. I couldn't allow myself to stay like that.

278. And now that those vampires are trying to get Yurine to join them,

279. I'll really be done for if I don't change.

280. That's why I started retraining my mind and body to reclaim my pride as a noble of Hell.

281. You can't do that, Jashin-chan!

282. You need to have more self-esteem!

283. Self-esteem?

284. You know, like, "I'm fine the way I am," or "I don't need to change."

285. Lines like that are all over the internet!

286. Some people have too much self-esteem and end up just being obnoxious.

287. Totally.

288. You guys...

289. People who can't take a joke are gonna hate you.

290. I think you have your dignity, though.

291. Huh?

292. Sensei was saying...

293. since you came to the human realm, fewer demons come here to attack humans.

294. That's right.

295. And she said the ferocious vampires are a lot quieter now, too.

296. Sensei said that?

297. It must be because you're friends with humans.

298. They're afraid of you, Jashin-chan!

299. Because you're a proud noble of Hell!

300. A proud noble of Hell?

301. Whoo! My self-esteem is skyrocketing!

302. Yeah, you might be right! I had that feeling myself!

303. But hearing you guys say it convinced me that it's true!

304. Yes!

305. Even if Yurine becomes a vampire, I, a proud noble of Hell, will still kill her!

306. This calls for a party!

307. I've got my pride as a noble of Hell back!

308. Festival

309. Pride of Hell Nobility

310. It's a super joyous occasion!

311. Party time! Party time!

312. On my pride as a noble of Hell, I will entertain all of you.

313. All right!

314. Yay!

315. Anyway, this is quite a large pool, isn't it?

316. Jashin-chan won it playing pachinko.

317. Just wait!

318. I'll make you guys the best yakisoba and grilled corn you've ever had!

319. On my pride as a noble of Hell!

320. I'm glad she's feeling better.

321. The power of self-esteem is amazing.

322. But the one the vampires and the other devils fear isn't Jashin-chan, right?

323. It's her dad they fear, isn't it?

324. They don't want to make an enemy of what's basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture.

325. Shhh! Don't say that!

326. Feels nice and cool!

327. Summers do get pretty hot in Tokyo.

328. They do.

329. I've nearly passed out in my cardboard house a few times.

330. That's actually really bad, Pekola-sama.

331. I made my own special shaved ice!

332. These two helped me out!

333. Help yourselves, everyone.

334. Yay!

335. It's so cold and delicious!

336. Hao chi!

337. I'm so blessed!

338. I get to go in a pool and even eat shaved ice on such a hot day!

339. I could eat cup after cup of this.

340. I'll make as many cups as you want!

341. On my pride as a noble of Hell!

342. The grilled corn is looking good, too!

343. Corn! Corn!

344. Orochimaru!

345. Ja

346. Mei!

347. Ja

348. Ja

349. Ja

350. You're under arrest for starting a fire in an inhabited building!

351. I'll interrogate you at my place!

352. Ja

353. Wait, why?

354. Hey, a pool!

355. This is no time for work!

356. Ja

357. Don't wear a swimsuit under your uniform to go patrolling!

358. That sun is just criminal.

359. Maybe if I put some more sunspots in it, it'll cool down a bit.

360. Hey! What if you hit it and make it mad?

361. Mei-san, please don't fire your gun here.

362. You'll make the neighbors worry.

363. I'm sorry...

364. Orochimaru, make me feel better!

365. O-On my pride as a noble of Hell,

366. I'm making grilled corn and yakisoba right now!

367. So play with the others!

368. Aw...

369. What's this? A pool?

370. Mother!

371. Lierre-sama!

372. Yurine-chan, I heard that you often help my daughter study,

373. so I brought some drinks over to thank you...

374. P-Pool...

375. Dolphin...

376. Since you're here, why don't you get in?

377. Wh-Why should I do something so childish?

378. The more, the merrier. Go on in.

379. Oh, fine.

380. Hey, cut that out!

381. I can't lose at that game!

382. You can't use that!

383. Dolphin...

384. How do I open this?

385. It's done! Eat up, all of you!

386. I couldn't be more grateful!

387. Let's eat!

388. I'm so full. What bliss.

389. Thanks for doing all this when it's so hot out.

390. Thank you, Jashin-chan!

391. Thanks!

392. This was really fun!

393. C-Come on, don't make this weird!

394. All I did was entertain you on my pride as a noble of Hell.

395. When you guys thank me this much, I get scared something bad's gonna happen.

396. What the heck?

397. Yeah, because you know you behave badly all the time.

398. You can put me down.

399. Did you really not want to join them?

400. Why should I do that?

401. I only came to see what Hanazono Yurine was doing.

402. Let's go.

403. Meanwhile, in outer space...

404. What the heck?

405. Jashin-chan! Use your pride as a noble of Hell to do something!

406. "Something"? I can't do anything about that!

407. Lierre-sama, please help us!

408. Playing in the pool made her sleepy.

409. Please, God!

410. God

411. Jashin-chan.

412. Huh?

413. You can do it.

414. Jashin-chan!

415. Jashin-chan!

416. Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!

417. Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!

418. Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!

419. I... I will.

420. Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!

421. Jashin-chan, the noble of Hell,

422. on her pride as a noble of Hell,

423. will be your savior!

424. Jashin-chan!

425. I now bestow upon you the True Dropkick that's been so evasive in the anime!

426. That's it!

427. I have to enter a command?

428. I thought it was supposed to take 80 years to learn...

429. That seemed easy?

430. Thanks, Sensei! Here I go!

431. I'll show the whole universe my reclaimed pride as a noble of Hell!

432. This is who Jashin-chan is!

433. I'll protect my second hometown of Jinbocho,

434. the spirit of my Jashin-chan Dropkick,

435. and the hometown tax system!

436. Jashin-chan!

437. Bring it on, sun. I'm the one you'll be fighting!

438. Jashin-chan Dropkick X!

439. The most precious thing in this world is...

440. love!