1. 1x15 - Twinsanity
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2. Let's go, bud.
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3. - Yeah.
- Whoa!
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4. - Cool.
- Wow.
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5. - Wow, nice.
- He's pretty good.
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6. They say two heads are better
than one, which is often true.
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7. But four heads?
Eh, that's a few heads too many.
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8. How are we supposed to see up here?
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9. You're not...
that's the whole point.
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10. - Oh. No, I still don't get it.
- When you two can't see,
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11. you have to trust Barf
and Belch to see for you.
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12. Like this.
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13. Why does he always
have to speak in riddles?
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14. - I say we trust us.
- Yeah, I'm with you, sister.
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15. - Barf, up.
- Belch, down.
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16. Whoa!
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17. - Belch, get me down.
- Barf, go for help.
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18. It worked.
I can't believe it actually worked.
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19. Whoa!
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20. What was that hand
thing you were doing?
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21. If you must know, I have
been crafting some rudimentary
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22. hand signals for Meatlug
just in case we get separated,
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23. and they seem to have
been well-received.
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24. Hmm, hand signals.
That's incredible, Fishlegs.
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25. Yeah, I know.
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26. We need to start working
on those right away.
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27. Toothless, battle ready.
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28. Toothless, plasma blast.
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29. Good job, bud.
Smile.
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30. Not bad.
Stormfly, spine shot!
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31. Well, that's better than last time.
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32. Hookfang, annihilate!
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33. Whoa!
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34. Bull's-eye.
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35. Meatlug, hug.
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36. Hmm, that could actually be useful.
Ruff, Tuff, your turn.
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37. - Belch, come.
- Barf, go.
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38. - Belch, ground.
- Barf, sky.
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39. - Ha ha, I win!
- What do you think
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40. - you're doing to my dragon?
- Your dragon? Puh-lease.
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41. You've been breathing
in Barf's gas again.
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42. - Yeah, so?
- Guys, guys.
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43. Barf and Belch is one dragon.
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44. You have to use one signal at a time.
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45. Good idea.
Barf, attack Tuffnut.
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46. Heh, how was that?
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47. - I don't think it's what Hiccup...
- Belch, eat Ruffnut.
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48. Uh, ow.
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49. - Tuff, come on.
- Whatever. Belch, drop Ruffnut.
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50. I can't work like this.
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51. - It's completely unprofessional.
- I'm taking my dragon and going home.
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52. - You touch that dragon, and I'll...
- You'll what?
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53. I... I don't know.
Don't rush me.
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54. Just, uh... uh...
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55. - Tell you tomorrow.
- Come on, Barf.
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56. Guys, come on. Stop, please.
Leave the dragon out of it. It's over.
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57. - Oh, it's over.
- Yeah, it's so over, it's under.
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58. - What was that about?
- Eh, they'll be back.
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59. Suck in your gut, Stoick.
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60. It's sucked, Gobber.
It doesn't suck any more than this.
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61. Ah, the ceremonial belt.
Is it that time again?
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62. Yep. Tomorrow's the annual treaty
signing with the Berserker tribe.
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63. They gotta change that name. When
your Chief's Osvald the Agreeable
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64. and you haven't been
to war in 50 years...
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65. Oh. Please tell me he's not
bringing that lunatic kid of his.
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66. - Dagur? Oh, he'll be here.
- Oh, great, and let me guess,
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67. I get to keep him from breaking things.
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68. Actually, I have a more
important job for you.
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69. You get to hide all the dragons.
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70. From Osvald the Agreeable?
Why?
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71. Hiccup, just because
we've had peace for 50 years
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72. doesn't mean they still
can't go, well...
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73. - Berserk?
- Exactly.
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74. The dragons could be seen
as a sign of aggression.
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75. Better blissful than
bloody, I always say.
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76. And the last thing we want
is another Berserker skirmish.
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77. - They tend to play for keeps.
- Just hide the dragons, son.
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78. Agh!
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79. Back in line! Back in line!
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80. Everybody, in line, in line.
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81. Is Dagur coming?
He's so cool.
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82. Cool?
Last time he was here,
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83. he used me as a knife-throwing target.
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84. That guy should be
locked up in a cage.
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85. That's what he did to me.
He wouldn't let me eat for three days.
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86. Then he force-fed you rotten cod heads.
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87. Thanks. I almost erased
that from my memory.
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88. - Look out, incoming Zippleback!
- Where's Ruffnut and Tuffnut?
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89. - Someone get that dragon.
- I'm on it.
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90. Snotlout, you need two riders.
Fishlegs, get in there.
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91. Ha, I'm not sure this
is really the best...
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92. Whoa!
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93. I don't feel so good.
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94. It's the gas.
Just try not to breathe any in.
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95. - Yeah, that ship has sailed.
- Whoa. Oh, hey!
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96. Somebody tell me how to work this thing!
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97. Whatever you do,
Snotlout, don't spark.
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98. - Okay, now I feel worse.
- Then if I were you,
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99. I would not think about
that rotten cod head
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100. sliding down your throat.
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101. Oh, that is disgusting.
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102. Wait here. I need to
find the twins to get that
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103. Zippleback under control
before the Berserkers...
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104. Are here.
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105. Great. Just great.
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106. Hey, Dad...
there's something...
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107. Not now, son.
Osvald is here.
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108. Presenting the high Chief
of the Berserker tribe...
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109. cracker of skulls, slayer of beasts,
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110. - the great and fearsome...
- Osvald the Agreeable?
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111. Dagur the Deranged!
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112. - Dagur?
- Deranged?
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113. Oh, no.
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114. - Hyah!
- Oh, perfect.
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115. - Dagur, where's you father?
- My father has been... retired.
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116. He lost his taste for blood.
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117. I, on the other hand, am starving.
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118. So...
where are you hiding them, Stoick?
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119. - Hiding what, Dagur?
- Do I look stupid to you?
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120. - Trick question. Don't answer it.
- We both know what's going on here.
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121. I have it on excellent authority that
you're amassing an army of dragons.
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122. Excellent authority?
And who would that be, Dagur?
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123. Never mind.
Just know that if I find it to be true,
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124. then my armada will
attack with the force
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125. of 50,000 brave Berserker soldiers.
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126. Stand down, Dagur.
There won't be any need for the armada.
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127. - Now let's get to the treaty.
- Yes. Let's.
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128. According to the treaty,
my visit starts with a tour of Berk,
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129. the armory, the feast in the
great hall, the killing arena.
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130. You do still
kill dragons here, hmm?
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131. Your father never
found the tour necessary.
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132. As you can see,
I'm not my father. Am I?
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133. Not in front of the armada.
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134. Ah, this is bad,
this is bad. This is really bad.
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135. I have to find that Zippleback.
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136. - Hiccup, we have a problem.
- Oh, yeah? You're telling me.
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137. - Dagur's the new Berserker Chief.
- What?
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138. Yeah, his father "retired."
And he thinks we're hiding dragons.
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139. Well, we kind of are.
Which brings us to our next problem.
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140. Huh?
Barf? Belch? Here?
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141. And we're walking, walking.
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142. Here, we have our food storage.
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143. - It's where we, well...
- Oh, oh, let me guess...
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144. Store your food.
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145. No wonder they made him Chief.
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146. Barf, Belch, come back here!
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147. Bo-ring!
I want see the dragon killing things.
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148. Follow me.
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149. - Where did it go?
- I have no idea.
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150. Uh, you keep looking,
and I'll go warn my Dad.
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151. You want some of this,
Gronckle? Unh!
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152. How 'bout you, Nadder?
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153. Unh! That's right, plead!
Plead for your pathetic dragon life!
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154. He's really got a handle
on that whole deranged thing.
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155. I'm about to make him
eat this sword.
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156. Why don't we see to
signing that treaty now?
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157. Sounds like my father.
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158. "Sign the treaty, Dagur.
Leave that chicken alone, Dagur."
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159. "Ooh, put down that axe, Dagur!"
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160. Your father is a great man,
and I'll not have you disrespect him.
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161. My father was... a coward.
I intend to return the Berserkers
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162. to their former glory...
something he was incapable of doing.
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163. - Zippleback.
- I knew it! Where is it?
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164. Oh, let me kill it!
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165. - He's joking, Dagur.
- Let me kill it!
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166. That Stoick, always the prankster.
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167. Tell me, Dagur, what are
some of your deranged plans
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168. for the Berserker tribe?
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169. Barf? Belch?
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170. Guys, you can't be here.
Oh, come on, what did they do?
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171. Okay. Uh, think like
Ruffnut and Tuffnut.
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172. I can't believe I just said that.
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173. Barf, Belch, sky!
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174. Nice weapons, very clean,
no blood stains. Pity.
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175. Ah, Hiccup, there you are.
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176. Dagur!
I was just thinking about you.
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177. Hey, remember that
time we went swimming,
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178. and you tried to drown me?
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179. Oh, the laughs we had.
Bored again!
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180. Just a moment. Something
is going on here.
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181. - I can explain
- Where is it?
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182. - Look, it's just one drag...
- Your leg.
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183. Never mind.
I heard all about it.
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184. - You heard all about what?
- You. The red death.
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185. Defeated it all on your own.
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186. Me? Look at me.
How is that even possible?
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187. Right?
That's what I thought too.
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188. But then I heard about
the trained dragons,
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189. - and it got me, well, kind of tingly.
- Trained dragons? I do...
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190. I don't even... how
would you train a dragon?
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191. I don't know. How would you?
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192. - All right, then, who's hungry?
- It's this way, Dagur.
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193. Arrgh, aaaar.
Oh, boy, am I hungry.
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194. I said this way, Dagur.
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195. Get that dragon out of here.
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196. We need the twins.
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197. - What are you guys doing here?
- Hey, Tuffnut, feel like talking?
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198. - Um, can you come down?
- Whatever.
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199. Whoa, yeah.
I love that part.
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200. Look, about Barf and Belch...
We need you and Ruffnut
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201. to help us get your
dragon under control.
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202. Uh-uh. No.
No, thank you.
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203. I am officially out
of the dragon business.
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204. And the sister business.
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205. And the dragon and sister business.
The "drastesirness"...
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206. - What's going on with you two?
- Simple. You know what this is?
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207. - Uh, a spoon?
- No, it's our spoon.
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208. Just like this is our dish
and our axe
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209. and our well-groomed stuffed yak.
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210. Everything ours.
I'm sick of "ours".
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211. Just once I want
something to be just mine.
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212. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have
to go pack up my half of the yak.
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213. - Go? Where?
- I don't know,
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214. to my dark, soggy
alone place, not to cry.
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215. This house has too many memories.
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216. Tuff!
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217. - "Dark, soggy alone place"? Ugh.
- Yeah, I really don't want to know.
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218. Did you get that
Zippleback under control?
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219. We're working on it.
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220. - A toast to death in battle.
- To your father!
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221. - To Osvald!
- To Osvald!
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222. Fine. Whatever.
"To Osvald! To Osvald! To Osvald!"
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223. Bladdity bladdity blah!
Unh!
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224. Well, on that cheery note,
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225. shall we sign the treaty
and send you on your way?
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226. Great idea!
Let's sign that treaty.
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227. - Bring us the dragon's blood!
- Uh, did you say dragon's blood?
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228. Heh heh.
Don't be ridiculous, Dagur.
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229. Your father and I haven't signed
a treaty in dragon's blood for years.
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230. Why would that be a problem, Stoick?
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231. Unless, of course, you
don't kill dragons anymore.
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232. - We still kill dragons.
- The problem is we've killed so many,
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233. there isn't a dragon within 200 miles...
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234. Except that one.
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235. The Zippleback!
It's a sign!
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236. A head for each Chief!
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237. It's gonna be amazing.
Tonight we hunt dragon!
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238. - Yeah! Yeah! Kill!
- Kill! Kill! Kill!
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239. Kill! Kill! Kill!
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240. You need to find that
Zippleback before he does.
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241. Hiccup, you heard Tuffnut.
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242. He went to his dark, soggy alone
place. That could be anywhere.
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243. Not really.
That could only be one place.
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244. - What?
- Why didn't you say something?
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245. Why didn't you ask?
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246. Snotlout, we've been
looking for them all day.
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247. - And?
- And if you don't tell us
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248. right now, I'm gonna
throw you off that dragon!
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249. No need to get violent.
He's probably at the lost cavern.
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250. They used to play "hide and go kill"
there when they were kids.
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251. Astrid, you and Snotlout take
the south entrance of the cavern.
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252. Fishlegs and I will take the north.
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253. Let's go.
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254. All right, bud, do your thing.
Search.
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255. Pretty dark in here. If you need
to hold my hand, Astrid, it's okay.
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256. - Sure, Snotlout.
- Ooh, soft as I thought it would be.
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257. Eww!
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258. - Tuffnut?
- Oh, you guys again.
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259. Would you quit following me!
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260. - Ruffnut!
- Would you quit following me!
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261. - Did you guys hear that?
- Duh. It's called an echo.
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262. Toothless, plasma blast!
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263. What are you doing in my soggy place?
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264. This is my soggy place,
and I'm not sharing it with you!
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265. Okay, listen, please.
We need to get you guys
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266. to your dragon...
it's important!
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267. - Barf and Belch are in real trouble.
- I'll go, but not with her.
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268. I'm not going
anywhere with her either.
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269. Yeah!
Wait. What?
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270. You don't understand,
you both have to go!
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271. Guys, listen.
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272. Like it or not, you're
connected to each other.
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273. And the two of you are
connected to that dragon.
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274. Just like me with Toothless.
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275. - And me with Stormfly.
- Us too.
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276. We can get you another spoon,
another dish, another stuffed yak.
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277. What we can't get you
is another Barf and Belch.
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278. Do you think they got any of that?
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279. Fine.
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280. You know, I did spit
a little more in my hand.
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281. - They got it.
- Okay, let's go.
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282. - We're out of time.
- So why is this so important, anyway?
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283. The Berserkers are
hunting down your dragon
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284. to use its blood for ink.
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285. What?
Is that not what's happening?
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286. There they are.
We gotta get you guys down there.
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287. - No!
- Hold him down!
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288. What are we doing here?
We have to get our dragon.
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289. We can't afford to be
spotted by the Berserkers.
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290. - How dare you.
- How dare you?
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291. We're supposed to slay
this dragon together,
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292. and that's what we'll do...
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293. In the arena, where
dragon killing is done.
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294. To the arena!
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295. The Chiefs aren't gonna
let them kill our dragon...
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296. - Is he?
- Is he?
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297. He won't have a choice,
unless we can figure out a plan.
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298. I have a plan. One word...
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299. Annihilate!
Uhh!
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300. Hookfang!
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301. - Or not.
- Actually, that could work.
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302. According to the treaty,
the killing of the dragon...
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303. - must be...
- Bored. I want the head on the right.
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304. I'm putting a stop to this.
If it means war, it means war.
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305. Help!
Dragon attack!
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306. The dragons are attacking!
Run for your life!
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307. We gotta get out of here!
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308. - What is going on?
- Gobber... dragon attack!
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309. Oh. Dragon attack!
Everyone out of here!
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310. Run! Run!
Move out of the way!
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311. We must protect our honored guests.
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312. Run if you want, but Dagur
the deranged will not retreat!
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313. - Barf, gas.
- Belch, spark.
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314. Whoa!
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315. A Night Fury.
They do exist!
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316. Back, you... fiend, you!
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317. You'll not harm my friend Dagur.
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318. Please, Dagur, save yourself.
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319. You owe it to your people!
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320. Berserkers, to the boats!
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321. What about the treaty?
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322. Consider it signed!
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323. Well done, Hiccup.
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324. I doubt we'll be seeing much
more of Dagur the Deranged.
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325. Let's hope not.
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326. I used to think that
four heads was a little crazy.
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327. And I wasn't wrong.
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328. I still think Dagur's pretty cool.
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329. Ooh... unh!
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330. But I'll still take "crazy"
over "berserk" any day of the week.
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