1. Previously ondrawn together...Copy !req
2. Prepare yourself...Copy !req
3. For the rapture
is almost upon us.Copy !req
4. I'm sick of that
bible-Thumpin'
bitch.Copy !req
5. Let's go
to the mall!Copy !req
6. i hope
you know what the hell
you're doin'.Copy !req
7. I am going in.Copy !req
8. that's a compact spot!Copy !req
9. oh, lordy,
we trapped!Copy !req
10. We trapped!Copy !req
11. Aah! Satan!Copy !req
12. The antichrist!
Super-Duper!Copy !req
13. I will do anything
you ask of me. Anything!Copy !req
14. You're all gonna die!Copy !req
15. Yaah!Copy !req
16. I am goin' for help.Copy !req
17. I'm the troop leader?Copy !req
18. Must run away.
Must—Uh, run-Run—Copy !req
19. Run, xandir, run!Copy !req
20. Where do you got
yourdrawn together
merchandise?Copy !req
21. In the back.
Unh!Copy !req
22. We're all going
to die in this van.Copy !req
23. Thanks
to wooldoor,Copy !req
24. We got no water,
no fire,Copy !req
25. No ventriloquistic
entertainment.
Nothing!Copy !req
26. You should've
just let me burn,Copy !req
27. Like you did
all those kids
in the orphanage.Copy !req
28. Hot-Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha!Copy !req
29. Uh, we could
drink the waterCopy !req
30. From ling-Ling's
saltwater fish tank.Copy !req
31. Are you crazy?Copy !req
32. Everyone knows
that drinking salt waterCopy !req
33. Dehydrates you
and makes you
hallucinate.Copy !req
34. Oh, poo-Poo.Copy !req
35. That's just
an urban legend.Copy !req
36. I'll show you
"urban legend".Copy !req
37. No... no!Copy !req
38. The treasure's gone!Copy !req
39. I have nothing left
to live for.Copy !req
40. Aaahh!Copy !req
41. Hey!
Whaddya know?Copy !req
42. Wooldoor was right.Copy !req
43. I feel well-HydratedCopy !req
44. And perfectly lucid.Copy !req
45. lucid... lucid...Copy !req
46. Lucid...Copy !req
47. the saltwater toot drankCopy !req
48. Is causing her
to become further dehydrated.Copy !req
49. Her enlarged heart
is forced to pump harder
and fasterCopy !req
50. Than that time
she went up those stairs.Copy !req
51. The chunky clots of blood
struggleCopy !req
52. To struggle
through her veins
and/or arteries.Copy !req
53. Meanwhile, her fat kidneys
are shutting downCopy !req
54. And filling her body
with toxins,Copy !req
55. Causing toot
to hallucinate.Copy !req
56. Yep, everything
is perfect,Copy !req
57. Except for that
man-Eating polar bearCopy !req
58. With scorpion tail!Copy !req
59. I will do anything evil
you wish, master.Copy !req
60. You know,
i do kinda haveCopy !req
61. One secret fantasy.Copy !req
62. Yee-Haw!Copy !req
63. This is so wrong.Copy !req
64. Because technically,
we're not really
carpooling.Copy !req
65. Just like that guy
technically
shouldn't beCopy !req
66. In the funny
vanity plate lane.Copy !req
67. I'm glad i could make
your delivery route
more efficient,Copy !req
68. My goat-Legged
prince of lies.Copy !req
69. And so,
like a roadie for cher,Copy !req
70. I traveled the earth
at satan's side.Copy !req
71. Say, check out
that nice-Looking ox.Copy !req
72. I don't know if i can.Copy !req
73. The ninth commandment says,Copy !req
74. "Thou shalt not covet
thy neighbor's ox."Copy !req
75. Jeez, i was just saying
to look at it.Copy !req
76. Oh.Copy !req
77. As you wish.Copy !req
78. Oh, my.
That is a sweet ox.Copy !req
79. I haven't seen a bovine
with such kind eyesCopy !req
80. Since mother teresa died.Copy !req
81. Oh, yes. I'm doing it.Copy !req
82. I'm coveting the fuck
out of that ox,Copy !req
83. And i like it.Copy !req
84. And it was at that moment
i realized...Copy !req
85. I love evil! Whoo!
Ha ha! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
86. Ha ha ha! Whoo!Copy !req
87. Whoo hoo! Ha ha! Yeah!Copy !req
88. Finally,Copy !req
89. We got something
to talk about.Copy !req
90. So, how are we doin',
foxxy love?Copy !req
91. Can't complain.Copy !req
92. Yow! Yaaah!Copy !req
93. Barney!Copy !req
94. Yaah! Yow!Copy !req
95. What the hell
is goin' on
around here?Copy !req
96. You see,
many of you annoying
cartoon charactersCopy !req
97. Show up at hot topic
looking for merchandiseCopy !req
98. From your insipid shows.Copy !req
99. I came to the only
logical conclusion.Copy !req
100. If i could kidnap
cartoon characters
everybody hates,Copy !req
101. People would pay
handsomelyCopy !req
102. For the chance
to torture them.Copy !req
103. This is men's fault.Copy !req
104. And wouldn't you know it?Copy !req
105. I was right.Copy !req
106. The more reviled the character,
the more people will pay.Copy !req
107. Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Owooo!Copy !req
108. And, given the hatredCopy !req
109. That all high school
graduates bearCopy !req
110. Towardsdrawn together,Copy !req
111. I'm sure you,
foxxy love,Copy !req
112. Will be my biggest
payday yet.Copy !req
113. No! Please don't!Copy !req
114. I wanna speak
to yo' manager.Copy !req
115. Iamthe manager.Copy !req
116. S-So cold.Copy !req
117. But snowflakes...
so beautiful,Copy !req
118. S-So unique,Copy !req
119. Like a child's laugh.Copy !req
120. Unh!Copy !req
121. hey, that guy looks dead.Copy !req
122. Let's take his shoes.Copy !req
123. huh? Oh, god.Copy !req
124. Are you guys
gonna take advantage
of me?Copy !req
125. If you are, please
ignore the tattoo
on my ass.Copy !req
126. "Living positive"
just seemed like
a cool mottoCopy !req
127. Back in 1983.Copy !req
128. Wow. Look at this,
nathan.Copy !req
129. R.
He's a troop leadeCopy !req
130. Oh, no. Not anymore.Copy !req
131. I... walked away
from all that.Copy !req
132. You ran away from
your responsibilities, too?Copy !req
133. so did we.Copy !req
134. We left our jobs
and our familiesCopy !req
135. To live
behind the dumpster
at the mall.Copy !req
136. Really? Why would
you wanna do that?Copy !req
137. Well, i'll tell you, kid.Copy !req
138. ™ª
♪♪ scum-A bum-A grub-A moochie ♪Copy !req
139. Shh!Copy !req
140. The man-Eating
polar bearCopy !req
141. With scorpion tailCopy !req
142. Has hearing
based on sound.Copy !req
143. We're all gonna die!Copy !req
144. Someone shut
that fucking chicken up,Copy !req
145. Or we're all
gonna die!Copy !req
146. I said
shut that chicken up!Copy !req
147. If the fat chick
hallucinating
from the salt waterCopy !req
148. Says it's true,
then it must be true!Copy !req
149. Whew, it's gone.Copy !req
150. That was a close one.Copy !req
151. close.Copy !req
152. close one.Copy !req
153. I'm alive!
I'm ali—Copy !req
154. oh, my god!Copy !req
155. That wasn't a chicken.
It was ling-Ling.Copy !req
156. Nooo—Copy !req
157. Hang on.Copy !req
158. Then who did i give
my dry-Cleaning to?Copy !req
159. Noooo!Copy !req
160. being evil
was the most wonderful
feeling in the world.Copy !req
161. Oh, god!
Not the handicapped
sanctuary!Copy !req
162. So nice.Copy !req
163. Delivery guy: be careful.Copy !req
164. Caw! I'm deaf.Copy !req
165. Caw! I'm deaf.Copy !req
166. Caw! I'm deaf!Copy !req
167. aah!Copy !req
168. Aah! You just killed
that one-Legged man!Copy !req
169. Le
well, he sure
wasn't handi-CapabCopy !req
170. Of dodging
the satan-Mobile!Copy !req
171. Stop this truck
right now!Copy !req
172. What's wrong,
dark master?Copy !req
173. The company has
a strict policyCopy !req
174. Against murder.Copy !req
175. Unlike dhl.
Their whole pay scaleCopy !req
176. Is based
on confirmed kills.Copy !req
177. You can't just
murder people!Copy !req
178. Lucifer,
you have grown soft.Copy !req
179. You are not fit
to be lordCopy !req
180. Of the hoary
netherworld.Copy !req
181. The apprentice has
overtaken the master.Copy !req
182. Mmm—Copy !req
183. Unh!
Aah!Copy !req
184. Later!Copy !req
185. Oh, no!
Not thalidomide lake!Copy !req
186. I crave pure evil.Copy !req
187. And some chocolate.Copy !req
188. I think i'm getting
my period.Copy !req
189. Opp! Yep,
there she is.Copy !req
190. We can sit here
and argue for hoursCopy !req
191. About who suffocated
ling-Ling.Copy !req
192. But the truth is,Copy !req
193. He's dead,
and we are hungry.Copy !req
194. Captain hero,Copy !req
195. What are you
saying?Copy !req
196. G.
I'm saying
what we're all thinkinCopy !req
197. It's time to cuddle
with the charred corpseCopy !req
198. Of that dummy.Copy !req
199. I'll make you feel
like a real boy.Copy !req
200. I thought
he was gonna sayCopy !req
201. We should eat ling-Ling.Copy !req
202. What? We can't
eat ling-Ling.Copy !req
203. Or can we?Copy !req
204. Yeah!
Sure!
Why not?Copy !req
205. What's
a mutual fund?Copy !req
206. Fine. If we must,
we must.Copy !req
207. But before
we eat ling-Ling,Copy !req
208. Let us take a moment to
remember the good times.Copy !req
209. I'll always remember
our trip to paree.Copy !req
210. Guys, this trip has
really brought us together.Copy !req
211. And remember when
we all got fucking
wasted on the roof?Copy !req
212. Oh, look.
A shooting star.Copy !req
213. Oh, and remember that
time ling-Ling learned
to speak english?Copy !req
214. What's wrong
with you people?Copy !req
215. ?
Why don't you listen to meCopy !req
216. Ling-Ling religion
very a-Specific!Copy !req
217. If body eaten, soul will
burn in purgatory forever!Copy !req
218. Forever!Copy !req
219. Well, guys,
let's dig in.Copy !req
220. It's what ling-Ling
would have wanted.Copy !req
221. this is the life.Copy !req
222. Ahh. Not a care
in the world.Copy !req
223. Yup. No house,
no job,Copy !req
224. No doctors.Copy !req
225. I don't care.
Hey, lady.Copy !req
226. Spare change?Copy !req
227. Whoa. You guys
are in worse shapeCopy !req
228. Than those freaks
in that van.Copy !req
229. Oh. You saw the people
in that van, huh?Copy !req
230. Oh, yeah.
They're a mess—Copy !req
231. Eating each other,
screaming and yelling.Copy !req
232. They thought i was
some kind of polar bear
scorpion monster.Copy !req
233. really?
That's terrible.Copy !req
234. Xandir?Copy !req
235. Listen to me,Copy !req
236. A strange reflection
of a lionCopy !req
237. In a puddle of piss.Copy !req
238. You must return
to the van
to save your housemates.Copy !req
239. Me? Who am i?Copy !req
240. You am be
the troop leader.Copy !req
241. Now pour yourself
a hot cupCopy !req
242. Of "stop being such a homo"Copy !req
243. And get back
into that van.Copy !req
244. Oh. He's right.Copy !req
245. Ernie? Nathan?Copy !req
246. You've been
really great to me,Copy !req
247. But i need
to go back
to the van,Copy !req
248. For i am
the troop leader.Copy !req
249. Wow. He's taki
n' responsibility
for his life.Copy !req
250. Maybe we should
do the same.Copy !req
251. Ma'am?Copy !req
252. Could we bother you
for some bus fare?Copy !req
253. Oh, certainly.Copy !req
254. I think i have
some extra.Copy !req
255. Aaah!Copy !req
256. ™ª
♪♪ someone's h
ere to torture you ♪Copy !req
257. How could you
do this?Copy !req
258. Do you think hot topic
could support itselfCopy !req
259. By sellinghello kitty
coin pursesCopy !req
260. Andinvader zim
steering wheel covers?Copy !req
261. What kind
of business model
is that?Copy !req
262. Ugh...
she's all yours.Copy !req
263. Unh! Ugh!Copy !req
264. Foxxy?Copy !req
265. Clara?
i saved!Copy !req
266. I am not here
to save you.Copy !req
267. I was left behind
when you were all
raptured to heaven.Copy !req
268. I sold my soul
to the devilCopy !req
269. And devoted myself
to committing sins.Copy !req
270. Oooww!Copy !req
271. Uh, clara...Copy !req
272. If we was raptured
up to heaven,Copy !req
273. Why would i still
be here?Copy !req
274. Hmm. I don't know, foxxy.Copy !req
275. Maybe this'll refresh
your memory.Copy !req
276. Oooww!Copy !req
277. Uh, clara...Copy !req
278. I rully wish
you wouldn't
do that anymore.Copy !req
279. Look, nobody
was raptured.Copy !req
280. We just all went
to the mall.Copy !req
281. But you were all gone.Copy !req
282. I just assumed
the rapture came.Copy !req
283. I could see that.Copy !req
284. I'm so sorry, foxxy.Copy !req
285. Hey, is everything
ok in—Copy !req
286. Unh!
Ow.Copy !req
287. Let's get
outta here!Copy !req
288. Wait! Come back!Copy !req
289. Oh, no.Copy !req
290. Old man topic
is not gonna like this.Copy !req
291. Hey, anyone want
to trade ling-Ling
in lobster sauceCopy !req
292. For mu shu ling-Ling?Copy !req
293. No, thanks.
I'm stuffed.Copy !req
294. Me, too.
That was so much betterCopy !req
295. Than the ling-Ling pizza
i had yesterday.Copy !req
296. Oh, i could not eat
another bite.Copy !req
297. Damn you, chinese food.Copy !req
298. I'm so hungry again.Copy !req
299. The temperature's
dropping fast.Copy !req
300. We'll surely
freeze to death
before sunrise!Copy !req
301. Aah!Copy !req
302. There must be some way
to stay warm.Copy !req
303. There is!Copy !req
304. And i thought
i smelled bad
on the outside.Copy !req
305. We'll be warm in here.Copy !req
306. Hero,
like i told youCopy !req
307. At that sorority
mixer...Copy !req
308. There are already
2 of usCopy !req
309. Inside
this fat chick,Copy !req
310. And there's no roo
m for you!Copy !req
311. All right, fine.Copy !req
312. I'll just use
my heat visionCopy !req
313. To blow up the gas tank.Copy !req
314. That'll keep me warm.Copy !req
315. No, captain hero, stop!Copy !req
316. We can't all keep
dying and then coming
back to lifeCopy !req
317. The next episode.
It's totally illogical!Copy !req
318. My fellow mall-Mates.Copy !req
319. Your troop leader
hath returned!Copy !req
320. Oh, my god!Copy !req
321. Xandir...Copy !req
322. You're the one
who got us
into this mess!Copy !req
323. Hey, guys,
this is all his fault!Copy !req
324. I say we tear his flesh
from his bonesCopy !req
325. And use it
for kindling!Copy !req
326. Charge!Copy !req
327. Let's hide in here.Copy !req
328. The window! Quick!Copy !req
329. We can't leave,
clara.Copy !req
330. We got to save
them peopleCopy !req
331. Who's bein'
horribly tortured.Copy !req
332. you mean
the viewers?Copy !req
333. No.Copy !req
334. Them lame cartoons.Copy !req
335. Clara, thinking: hmm.
Saving those cartoon charactersCopy !req
336. Could be my chance to get
back in god's good gracesCopy !req
337. And get into heaven.Copy !req
338. Foxxy will probably
get inCopy !req
339. Because of
all those ridiculous
affirmative-Action laws.Copy !req
340. But because i'm white,
i'll have to work for it.Copy !req
341. You're right, foxxy.Copy !req
342. Now let's go do
that thing you saidCopy !req
343. That i can't remember
because i was thinking
about my hair.Copy !req
344. Kill him!
Die, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
345. Ooh, i love your boots.Copy !req
346. Seriously,
what's a mutual fund?Copy !req
347. Wait, stop!
Hold up!Copy !req
348. Listen, i know
when i gave upCopy !req
349. I let you all down.Copy !req
350. Including myself.Copy !req
351. But who here
never gave up
on something?Copy !req
352. Um, toot,
you clearly
gave up caringCopy !req
353. About your
physical
appearance.Copy !req
354. Eh, i guess you're right.Copy !req
355. And, wooldoor,Copy !req
356. You gave up
your mentally
challenged babyCopy !req
357. For adoption.Copy !req
358. I sure did.Copy !req
359. And, spanky,
you gave up
on imaginationCopy !req
360. And made
the nothing come.Copy !req
361. They look like
big, strong hands,
don't they?Copy !req
362. And, hero,
you gave up $10,000Copy !req
363. For a donkey
onlet's make a deal.Copy !req
364. That donkey
paid for itselfCopy !req
365. In the first 6 months.Copy !req
366. But i'm back,
and i'm not
givin' up on us.Copy !req
367. I'm leading us
out of this vanCopy !req
368. Like moses
led the jews
out of the desertCopy !req
369. To the world's
everlasting regret.Copy !req
370. We'll never get out of here!Copy !req
371. It's hopeless.Copy !req
372. That's where
you're wrong,
wooldoor.Copy !req
373. There is hope!Copy !req
374. As long as we're
together,Copy !req
375. Drawn—
You say, "drawn together,"Copy !req
376. And i swear to christCopy !req
377. I'm gonna cave
your skull inCopy !req
378. With a tire ironCopy !req
379. And eat
what drips out.Copy !req
380. All right,
fair enough.Copy !req
381. But i have a plan
to get us out of here.Copy !req
382. I know
it's against gay policy,Copy !req
383. But spit it out!Copy !req
384. Just look around!Copy !req
385. We can use the scrap
from the vanCopy !req
386. To make some kind
of vehicle.Copy !req
387. !
Yeah!
I think he's rightCopy !req
388. Yeah, that'll work!
That can work!Copy !req
389. Did anyone like
thatgreek weddingmovie?Copy !req
390. I'm trying to figure out i
f i should rent it or not.Copy !req
391. Attention, torturers.Copy !req
392. We have
a security breach.Copy !req
393. We must evacuate
hot topic immediatelyCopy !req
394. Before the authorities
arrive.Copy !req
395. Not going back to jail.Copy !req
396. What part
of "we need to evacuate"Copy !req
397. Do you not understand?Copy !req
398. Not today, mister!Copy !req
399. Huu-Aahh!Copy !req
400. Aaah!Copy !req
401. Nice work, clara.Copy !req
402. Now let's get his—Copy !req
403. Ok. I think you got him.Copy !req
404. I...Copy !req
405. Must...Copy !req
406. Get...Copy !req
407. Into...Copy !req
408. Heaven!Copy !req
409. Is you done?Copy !req
410. Not sure.Copy !req
411. How do you know
when you're done
killing something?Copy !req
412. When yo' man
pick you up at the clinicCopy !req
413. And take you drinkin'
at the club.Copy !req
414. Now let's save
some lives.Copy !req
415. Holy crap.
We've gotta hurry.Copy !req
416. Don't worry,
innocent victims.Copy !req
417. We are here
in the name of the lord
to save you.Copy !req
418. Thank you!
Thank you so much.Copy !req
419. Oh, i'm not doing this
for thanks.Copy !req
420. I'm doing this to make up
for the sins i've committedCopy !req
421. So i can get into heaven.Copy !req
422. Well, that's nice.
But technically,Copy !req
423. To get into heaven,Copy !req
424. You just have
to ask Jesus
to forgive you.Copy !req
425. Really?
Jesus forgives
everybody who asks.Copy !req
426. Oh. Well, that sounds
a lot easierCopy !req
427. Than sorting through
all these keys.Copy !req
428. ooh.
There it go.Copy !req
429. Let's get outta here,
foxxy.Copy !req
430. Oh, i am so sorry.Copy !req
431. Later!Copy !req
432. Aw, shucks.Copy !req
433. I'm gonna die.Copy !req
434. And i've never kno
wn what it's like
to love.Copy !req
435. What about
all the stuff we didCopy !req
436. When we went camping,
davey?Copy !req
437. That wasn't about love
, goliath.Copy !req
438. It was about power.Copy !req
439. and so we put operation
"my idea" into effect.Copy !req
440. Good work, guys!Copy !req
441. We're almost home.Copy !req
442. Ow! What the hell?Copy !req
443. Aah!
It's the van!Copy !req
444. We've compromised
its structural
integrity.Copy !req
445. It's going to collapse!Copy !req
446. We have to launch now!Copy !req
447. Y!
But she's not readCopy !req
448. If we launch now,
she could break apart!Copy !req
449. We could die!Copy !req
450. If we stay here,
we're already dead!Copy !req
451. So like the time
fernando and i
went to a dinerCopy !req
452. And ordered a bowl
of soup to split,Copy !req
453. But we didn't feel
like crackers,Copy !req
454. We got a roll!Copy !req
455. You did it,
troop leader...Copy !req
456. Who's a homo.Copy !req
457. No, we did it!Copy !req
458. Let's get the van
and go to the mall!Copy !req
459. Hey, look!Copy !req
460. Hey, guys,
what's up?Copy !req
461. Baby, that's
a sweet-Ass rim!Copy !req
462. Look at us.Copy !req
463. We all
made it out alive.Copy !req
464. And best of all,Copy !req
465. No one got hurt.Copy !req
466. The important thing is
that we're all together.Copy !req
467. Drawn tog—Copy !req
468. Captioned by the national
captioning institute
—Www.Ncicap.Org—Copy !req