1. Captain hero:
old wooly bully and i spentCopy !req
2. Another fun-Filled day
at the museum of tolerance.Copy !req
3. Every time we go,
it reminds usCopy !req
4. That the world is
a tolerant placeCopy !req
5. Where nothing ever
goes wrong.Copy !req
6. Oh, my god!Copy !req
7. We've been robbed!Copy !req
8. We've been robbed!Copy !req
9. It was probably the blacks
or the mexicans.Copy !req
10. Oh...Copy !req
11. This is
all my fault.Copy !req
12. I look like
a tramp in these
skin-Tight clothes.Copy !req
13. there, there.
It's all right, man.Copy !req
14. To the best
of our knowledge,
the thief is gone.Copy !req
15. I can't have
his baby!Copy !req
16. Get it out!
Get it out!Copy !req
17. Calm down,
you slut.Copy !req
18. We got bigger
problems here.Copy !req
19. Somebody stole
our secret windowCopy !req
20. To ofrah winfrey
land!Copy !req
21. But don't worry,
y'all.Copy !req
22. Da foxxy is
on the case.Copy !req
23. So detective foxxy decided
to take out her double
magnifying glassCopy !req
24. And solve the mystery
of the thing what happened.Copy !req
25. that smell like popeye's.Copy !req
26. Aroo? Uh-Uh!Copy !req
27. Oh! Stop, thief!Copy !req
28. I got you right where i—Copy !req
29. Ray ray?
That you, baby?Copy !req
30. Yeah.
It's me, grandma.Copy !req
31. I—I didn't know
you lived here.Copy !req
32. I thought
you had straightened
yourself out.Copy !req
33. I did, but then i stole
your secret window
to ofrah land.Copy !req
34. I did not not raise
your papaCopy !req
35. To not raise you
to be no criminal!Copy !req
36. Please, grandma!
You got to help me!Copy !req
37. Ok, ray ray.Copy !req
38. We're gonna hide you
inside the wall.Copy !req
39. Unh!Copy !req
40. This is perfect,
grandma.Copy !req
41. All i need is
a rusty pair of handcuffs
attached to a water heater,Copy !req
42. And it'll feel
just like foster home.Copy !req
43. open up!
It's the police!Copy !req
44. They found you,
ray ray!
Now, get in.Copy !req
45. And remember,Copy !req
46. Don't you come out
until i gets you.Copy !req
47. there's the tv!
Foxxy love,Copy !req
48. You're under arrest
for robberyCopy !req
49. And the rape
of captain hero.Copy !req
50. How could you?Copy !req
51. No, i didn't take
nothing!Copy !req
52. Besides,
that's our tv.Copy !req
53. But it belongs
downstairs!Copy !req
54. Take her away!
No!Copy !req
55. Power to the people!Copy !req
56. Help me!
Oh!Copy !req
57. What are we gonna do
if the thief
comes back?Copy !req
58. We're dead!
Oh! Hold me!Copy !req
59. Get off!Copy !req
60. Don't you have
superpowers
or something?Copy !req
61. Yes.Copy !req
62. That's a perfect solution,
gay friend.Copy !req
63. Captain hero
shall get himself...Copy !req
64. A gun.Copy !req
65. What's the point
in even trying
to talk to you?Copy !req
66. N.
You shouldn't buy a goCopy !req
67. you shouldn't buy
a gun.Copy !req
68. Buy a gun.
You shouldn't buy.Copy !req
69. Buy a gun.
You shouldn't
buy...Copy !req
70. I'm a homo.
You shouldn't buy.Copy !req
71. Buy a gun.Copy !req
72. That dead girl's
totally into you.Copy !req
73. I took the homo's advice
and got myself a gun,Copy !req
74. And let me tell you,Copy !req
75. Buying a firearm
isn't as easyCopy !req
76. As the jew-Run media
wants you to believe.Copy !req
77. Oh, god damn it!Copy !req
78. Ohhh...Copy !req
79. Captain hero, voice-
wow. Just holding that gun
made me feel so safe,Copy !req
80. And gave me the confidence
to overcome my fears,Copy !req
81. Like finally getting
that raise i deserve.Copy !req
82. I've been here 3 years
longer than swanson, sir.Copy !req
83. I'm a company man.
I'm only asking for what
i think is fair.Copy !req
84. I mean,
who came through for you
on that cleveland report?Copy !req
85. Just take the car!
Don't hurt my baby!Copy !req
86. But more importantly,Copy !req
87. That gun helped me
protect myself
and my housema—Copy !req
88. What wrong with you,
caped man?Copy !req
89. I deliver you
chinese food every day!
Please do not kill me!Copy !req
90. Run if you value
your life, ninja!Copy !req
91. Ok, but you don't shoot.Copy !req
92. Oh, gun,Copy !req
93. Thank god for you!Copy !req
94. With grandma gone,Copy !req
95. I was forced to live behind
these walls all by myself.Copy !req
96. The loneliness consumed me,Copy !req
97. Turning me
into some kind of monster.Copy !req
98. I began searching
for companionship.Copy !req
99. Aagh!Copy !req
100. Damn! Look at that ass!Copy !req
101. Man, she got back
for days!Copy !req
102. Put a wig on!Copy !req
103. Oh, man! That's it!Copy !req
104. Man, i'm gonna ride that
like a bentley.Copy !req
105. ever wonder why
african-American black menCopy !req
106. Are so attracted
to large posteriors?Copy !req
107. Good day. I am professor
wooldoor sockbat,Copy !req
108. Here to explain this
completely racist phenomenon.Copy !req
109. For centuries,
natives found large,
roaming badonkadonksCopy !req
110. To be safe havens
from the dangers
of the wild.Copy !req
111. Aah!Copy !req
112. Huh?Copy !req
113. Huh?Copy !req
114. Their love of huge assesCopy !req
115. Has been written
into their genetic code.Copy !req
116. Even they don't know why.Copy !req
117. They just know.Copy !req
118. See you next time,
when we explore why
jews have big noses.Copy !req
119. Is it because air is free?Copy !req
120. hmm?Copy !req
121. Captain hero: squirrel!Copy !req
122. Stop or i'll shoot!Copy !req
123. Aah!Copy !req
124. Holy shit!
What did you do?Copy !req
125. Friends, i have killed
one of god's most innocentCopy !req
126. And intelligent creatures,Copy !req
127. And i liked it.Copy !req
128. Uh, all right.Copy !req
129. ™ª
♪♪ the streets at midnight ♪Copy !req
130. Dear diary,
i'm alone
once again,Copy !req
131. With no one
to love me.Copy !req
132. Oh, how i wish
i had some...Copy !req
133. cheese.Copy !req
134. Love, toot.Copy !req
135. Cheese.Copy !req
136. Anything your carved
and enlarged heart
desires.Copy !req
137. Captain hero: like a tampon,
once i'd had a taste of blood,Copy !req
138. I wanted more,Copy !req
139. So i inserted myself
into the world of hunting.Copy !req
140. ah!Copy !req
141. All right, wooldoor.
It's time for
a little duck hunt.Copy !req
142. Fuck you, duck!Copy !req
143. Huh! King of
the jungle, my ass!Copy !req
144. Shoot! Shoot!Copy !req
145. My god!
This is no way
to hunt!Copy !req
146. Surely there must be
a more efficient way
to kill.Copy !req
147. Oh!Copy !req
148. Yes.Copy !req
149. Whoo! Yes!Copy !req
150. I'm going to have
more armsCopy !req
151. Than the wackiest god
in all of india.Copy !req
152. Your majesty,
da foxxy is only on trialCopy !req
153. For stealing that tv
because she's black!Copy !req
154. I move to have
this entire racist
trial dismissed!Copy !req
155. What say you,
judge fudge?Copy !req
156. I don't have time
to rule on your motion.Copy !req
157. I'm far too busy...Copy !req
158. Being delicious.Copy !req
159. He is delicious!Copy !req
160. What the...Copy !req
161. Oh, my god!Copy !req
162. This room has more swissCopy !req
163. Than a list
of nazi collaborators!Copy !req
164. How could this miracle
have happened?Copy !req
165. Diary, it was you.Copy !req
166. You answered
all my prayers.Copy !req
167. Thank you, diary!
Thank you!Copy !req
168. Ray ray: thank you,
my sweet fatass.Copy !req
169. What are you
so happy about?Copy !req
170. Have you seen
how fat you are?Copy !req
171. Oh, clara,
you're just jealousCopy !req
172. 'Cause all my dreams
have come true.Copy !req
173. You're never going
to be happy until
you have a dreamCopy !req
174. That has depth
and importance,Copy !req
175. Like having
beautiful hair
like mine.Copy !req
176. Dear diary,
clara's right!Copy !req
177. I wish i had pretty,
pretty hair like hers.Copy !req
178. Love, toot.Copy !req
179. P.S.--If wendy schloman
makes the pep squad
and i don't,Copy !req
180. I will, like, just die!Copy !req
181. Captain hero, voice-
with my new arsenalCopy !req
182. And way too many bong rips,Copy !req
183. Hunting was like
a whole new game.Copy !req
184. Ooh yeah!Copy !req
185. Silent predator
of the deep, my ass!Copy !req
186. Captain hero: die!Copy !req
187. Huh?
What the toot?Copy !req
188. Oh, magic diary!Copy !req
189. You've done it again!Copy !req
190. Hey, spanky,
what do you think?Copy !req
191. Whoa! Toot!Copy !req
192. You look fabulous!
Have you lost weight?Copy !req
193. No!Copy !req
194. Well, i don't know
what's changed,
but watch out, chickens!Copy !req
195. There's a fox
in the house!Copy !req
196. Princess clara: aah!Copy !req
197. What the hell
did you do to me?Copy !req
198. Clara,
you don't look so good.
Have you put on weight?Copy !req
199. No! Toot stole
my beautiful,
beautiful hair!Copy !req
200. I didn't steal it.Copy !req
201. I just woke up
with your hairCopy !req
202. Attractively stapled
to my scalp.Copy !req
203. I'm gonna have
those jew producersCopy !req
204. Throw you out
of this house forever!Copy !req
205. Dear diary,Copy !req
206. I'm finally beautiful,Copy !req
207. And now clara wants me
out of the house.Copy !req
208. If anyone should be
out of the house,
it should be her!Copy !req
209. I wish she were dead!Copy !req
210. P.S.--That mrs. Udoff
is such a bitch.Copy !req
211. I mean, who assigns homework
over christmas break?Copy !req
212. Friends, i have returned
triumphant.Copy !req
213. Hero, using
assault riflesCopy !req
214. And armor-Piercing
bullets to hunt?Copy !req
215. ?
Don't you think
that's a bit excessiveCopy !req
216. Screw you all!
It's my right to use
these weaponsCopy !req
217. Any way i please,
and nothing is going
to change my mind.Copy !req
218. You killed my mother!Copy !req
219. Sucks to be you.Copy !req
220. I'm so sad
and so cute!Copy !req
221. I miss mommy!Copy !req
222. I know, broham,
but i was
just hunting.Copy !req
223. Ever since
the prehistoric
cave jewsCopy !req
224. Hunted down
jesusaurses,Copy !req
225. Slaughtering
defenseless
creatures has beenCopy !req
226. Our nation's
pasttime.Copy !req
227. I'm not saying
you need to stop hunting...Copy !req
228. Bitchin'!Copy !req
229. But using assault riflesCopy !req
230. And armor-Piercing bullets
is just not fair.Copy !req
231. Huh?Copy !req
232. Just give us
a fighting chance,
mr. Hero.Copy !req
233. Maybe mommy
would have lived!Copy !req
234. Captain hero, narrating:
i quickly realizedCopy !req
235. That i could not solve
this highly complicatedCopy !req
236. National conundrum on
gun control by myself.Copy !req
237. So, i assembled
the wisest group
of superheroes i know:Copy !req
238. The federation of justice!Copy !req
239. Thank you for having me,
federation of justice.Copy !req
240. How many times
do we have
to tell you?Copy !req
241. We're not
the federation
of justice.Copy !req
242. Did you bring
any food this time?Copy !req
243. It is good to see you, too,
festering lesion man.Copy !req
244. And now i need
your sage advice.Copy !req
245. I'll suck you off
for a dollar.Copy !req
246. Well said,
whitney houston man.Copy !req
247. We hunters have enough
of an advantage alreadyCopy !req
248. Without assault rifles.Copy !req
249. What say you,
screeching, cackling,Copy !req
250. Covered in his own feces
man?Copy !req
251. I hadn't thought
of that, friend.Copy !req
252. I must rid the world
of all assault weapons.Copy !req
253. Who's in?Copy !req
254. And break!Copy !req
255. Nice towel.Copy !req
256. Ow!Copy !req
257. Diary, this isn't
what i meant!Copy !req
258. I didn't want
you to kill clara!Copy !req
259. I just wanted clara
out of the house.Copy !req
260. Dear diary,Copy !req
261. Today i threw you
in the fireplaceCopy !req
262. Because you're a sourc
e of murderous evil!Copy !req
263. P.S.--I still totally
like mike jerowski.Copy !req
264. Captain hero, narrating:
and so i gathered upCopy !req
265. All the world's
assault rifles.Copy !req
266. And i knew just
the place to throw them.Copy !req
267. Oh!Copy !req
268. Good-Bye,
assault rifles!Copy !req
269. Well, i guess
it's just you and me now,
standard firearm.Copy !req
270. Come here, you.Copy !req
271. See. What did
i tell you?Copy !req
272. I knew it
was a black
or a mexican.Copy !req
273. Hey, ref, da foxxy
sterniously objects!Copy !req
274. I'm sorry, foxxy.Copy !req
275. I don't have time to
rule on your objection.Copy !req
276. I'm far to busy...Copy !req
277. Being delicious.Copy !req
278. He is delicious!Copy !req
279. that's great!
That's—Copy !req
280. Toots, narrating: i had
to cover up clara's death.Copy !req
281. I've seen enough movies
toknowCopy !req
282. That if you have
a dead person's scalp
stapled to your headCopy !req
283. And the delicious contents
of her stomach
in your lunch box,Copy !req
284. People will see you
as suspect number one.Copy !req
285. Well, that takes
care of that.Copy !req
286. What?Copy !req
287. you're evil!Copy !req
288. Pure evil!
I hate you!Copy !req
289. How could you do this
to me, diary?Copy !req
290. I did it
'cause i loves youCopy !req
291. I always loves you.Copy !req
292. Thank you,
captain hero.Copy !req
293. For ridding the world
of assault weapons.Copy !req
294. Now, my mother's death
won't be in vain.Copy !req
295. No, thank you, snoopy,Copy !req
296. For opening my eyes.Copy !req
297. Now, you run along.Copy !req
298. Bye!Copy !req
299. Oh, friends?
Oh, friends?Copy !req
300. Gather round!Copy !req
301. I have some stupendous news
for all of us.Copy !req
302. I was able to convince
mr. HeroCopy !req
303. To rid the world of
all assault riflesCopy !req
304. And armor-Piercing bullets.Copy !req
305. That's right,
loyal servants,Copy !req
306. Our plan is working.Copy !req
307. And now, the war begins!Copy !req
308. We have reached
a verdict,Copy !req
309. Honorable judge fudge.Copy !req
310. Your honor?Copy !req
311. I'm sorry.Copy !req
312. I can't hear
the verdict.Copy !req
313. You see, my wife
left me last nightCopy !req
314. And i'm just not feeling
very delicious.Copy !req
315. aw!Copy !req
316. Poor fudge.Copy !req
317. I'm just
messing with ya!Copy !req
318. I can't be serious
all the time!Copy !req
319. I'm far too busy...Copy !req
320. being delicious!Copy !req
321. Hey, baby.
How you doing?Copy !req
322. Yeah!Copy !req
323. Shh!
My sweet.Copy !req
324. I been living
in the wallsCopy !req
325. And reading
your diary.Copy !req
326. It's i who ha
ve been answering
your prayers.Copy !req
327. Hey, whatever gets
your rocks off, man.Copy !req
328. Ever since i first
laid eyes on you,Copy !req
329. I fell in love
with you.Copy !req
330. Really?Copy !req
331. Yes! Don't make me
repeat myself, woman!Copy !req
332. There's just
something about youCopy !req
333. And your huge, fat ass
that makes me feel...Copy !req
334. Safe.Copy !req
335. I don't know why.Copy !req
336. I just know.Copy !req
337. That is the sweetest thing
i've ever heard.Copy !req
338. I think i love you, too!Copy !req
339. We could be
together forever,Copy !req
340. A fat, ugly
white woman,Copy !req
341. And a creepy
black man—Copy !req
342. Just like "miami vice."Copy !req
343. Oh, wall guy,Copy !req
344. Let's do it!Copy !req
345. Well, cap,
i'm actually
proud of you—Copy !req
346. For once.Copy !req
347. Yes, thanks
to captain me,Copy !req
348. The world is
so much better offCopy !req
349. Without
assault rifles.Copy !req
350. The only downside isCopy !req
351. What happened to the open
of my favorite show.Copy !req
352. and if
you can afford them,Copy !req
353. You can hire the a-Team.Copy !req
354. Oh, god damn it!Copy !req
355. Oh, what the fuck, man?Copy !req
356. what the hell is that?Copy !req
357. Guess again!
It's me—Bambi!Copy !req
358. ,
just because
i'm dating your motherCopy !req
359. It doesn't mean
we have to hang out
all the time.Copy !req
360. You humans have hunted us
since the dawn of time.Copy !req
361. And now, it is our turn
to hunt you!Copy !req
362. Attack!Copy !req
363. Stand back!Copy !req
364. I'll protect
you assholes!Copy !req
365. And they're wearing
bulletproof vests!Copy !req
366. Your revolver
just isn't enough!Copy !req
367. I need
my assault rifles!Copy !req
368. What have i done?Copy !req
369. Hey, you, fartwads!Copy !req
370. The wall guy and i
are in love,Copy !req
371. And—What the hell?Copy !req
372. The deer are attacking!Copy !req
373. Oh, my god!Copy !req
374. Hey, y'all, i know
where we'll be safe!Copy !req
375. W,
i don't know why i knoCopy !req
376. I just know!Copy !req
377. Follow me!Copy !req
378. ooh, roomy.Copy !req
379. Huh? What?Copy !req
380. Where'd they all go?Copy !req
381. They just
disappeared.Copy !req
382. The only thing left
is this friendlyCopy !req
383. But unattractive
moose.Copy !req
384. What should we do?Copy !req
385. Dude, you want
to go get
totally baked?Copy !req
386. Dude!Copy !req
387. Wait! No!
Come back!Copy !req
388. I killed
my own mother
for this!Copy !req
389. Wall guy?
Wall guy?Copy !req
390. Oh.Copy !req
391. I'm all alone...Copy !req
392. Once again.Copy !req
393. Mike? Mike jerowski?Copy !req
394. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
395. I thought
you only like
cheerleaders.Copy !req
396. Cheerleaders?Copy !req
397. I like them
about as much as i like
bitch-Ass udoff!Copy !req
398. I mean, homework
over vacation?Copy !req
399. What a bitch!Copy !req
400. Tell me about it.Copy !req
401. Hey, i heard
you beat outCopy !req
402. Wendy schloman
for pep squad. Nice.Copy !req
403. So, you want to
finger flick me
on my cheese bed?Copy !req
404. Dude!Copy !req