1. ™ª
♪♪ with tolerance and love ♪Copy !req
2. Wooldoor, narrating:
it's always been my dream
to entertain children.Copy !req
3. And i finally earned
enough moneyCopy !req
4. As a bar mitzvah
to have my own show.Copy !req
5. Damn it, hero.Copy !req
6. Keep that mic
out of my shot.Copy !req
7. Oh, it's too heavy.Copy !req
8. Great.
Now i chipped a nail.Copy !req
9. Ooh... ahh...Copy !req
10. Hey, boys and girls,Copy !req
11. That must be
fat mountain.Copy !req
12. Cut!Copy !req
13. For christ's sake, toot,
you missed your cue.Copy !req
14. I don't have time
for your crappy show.Copy !req
15. Don't you know?
It's coming.Copy !req
16. What the hell
you talking about,
mount fudgemo?Copy !req
17. As a calf,
i heard the elders whisperCopy !req
18. Of a mystical chariot
shaped like a hot dog.Copy !req
19. Roughly translated
from fat to english,Copy !req
20. It's called
the wienermobile.Copy !req
21. The scars on my fat thighs
tell the whole story.Copy !req
22. When the wienermobile
arrives,Copy !req
23. It will offer up
tasty, all-Beef hot dogs,Copy !req
24. But only to the worthy.Copy !req
25. Oh, wienermobile,Copy !req
26. Soon, i shall suckle at
your processed meat bosom.Copy !req
27. Mystical hot dog chariot?Copy !req
28. The wienermobile exists!Copy !req
29. Just like
the loch ness monster
and god's mercy.Copy !req
30. Oh, lord, please guide
my boat safely back—Copy !req
31. Ok.Copy !req
32. Let's try this again
from the top.Copy !req
33. What in the name
of one-Dimensional
charactersCopy !req
34. And predictable
reactions
is going on here?Copy !req
35. Hi, clara.
You're just in timeCopy !req
36. To see me film
my public access tv show.Copy !req
37. It's about acceptance
and tolerance.Copy !req
38. acceptance
and tolerance?Copy !req
39. Why, that's
a breeding ground
for homosexuality.Copy !req
40. Millions of kids watch
public access tv.Copy !req
41. If you put this on,Copy !req
42. It will turn them all
gayer than a magician.Copy !req
43. Oh, my go—Uh, wait.
Street or vegas?Copy !req
44. Vegas!Copy !req
45. Oh, my god!Copy !req
46. Clara, a tv show
can't make you gay.Copy !req
47. ?
Oh, really?
Tell that to the kid
fromwho's the bossCopy !req
48. Mmm, that is true.Copy !req
49. And i will not let
wooldoor put this on tv.Copy !req
50. I'm taking this
to the people
you can always count onCopy !req
51. To protect
the white christian
status quo.Copy !req
52. Denny's?Copy !req
53. No. Congress.Copy !req
54. Wooldoor, narrating:
next thing i knew, i was
testifying before congress.Copy !req
55. People were trying
to suppress me,Copy !req
56. Even though i was only here
to entertain kids.Copy !req
57. Now i know how fire feels.Copy !req
58. silence!Copy !req
59. Senators, this is
the gayest kids' show
i've ever seen.Copy !req
60. It's tinky winky
times 10.Copy !req
61. Gay 10.Copy !req
62. Whee!
Senators!Copy !req
63. A children's tv show won'’
’t make boys give fellatio.Copy !req
64. Watching tv on the sofaCopy !req
65. Can't turn your girl
into martina navratilova.Copy !req
66. So, senators, if you protect
wooldoor's free speech,Copy !req
67. S.
I'll massage your prostateCopy !req
68. Each.Copy !req
69. We shall now bring it
to a vote.Copy !req
70. This hearing is
the biggest waste
of taxpayer moneyCopy !req
71. Since you redecorated
the senate with
thestar warstheme.Copy !req
72. You said you were
just getting new carpet.Copy !req
73. All in favor of allowing
wooldoor's show on tv.Copy !req
74. yeah!Copy !req
75. All those
in favor of censoring.Copy !req
76. yeah!Copy !req
77. Very well.
By a vote of 7 to 4,Copy !req
78. This senate hereby declaresCopy !req
79. That wooldoor's show
is allowed to air.Copy !req
80. Great!Copy !req
81. Now, my show
can entertain kids,
annoy adults,Copy !req
82. And funny third thing!Copy !req
83. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
84. Laundry night?
No clean clothes?Copy !req
85. Tell me, are you
wooldoor sockbat?Copy !req
86. No.Copy !req
87. Sorry.
I'm heart of hearing.Copy !req
88. Oh, wienermobile,Copy !req
89. Where art thou?Copy !req
90. Toot, please,Copy !req
91. Can't you see
we're trying to watch
transformer porn?Copy !req
92. Female robot on tv:
please, not in the hair.
I have a date tonight.Copy !req
93. what did i tell you?Copy !req
94. Ohh!Copy !req
95. Wienermobile!Copy !req
96. Foxxy decided
to solve the mysteryCopy !req
97. Of shutting
the fat fuck up.Copy !req
98. oh, my god, toot.Copy !req
99. I think i actually hears
the wienermobile.Copy !req
100. You do?
It's coming from
inside the closet.Copy !req
101. Wienermobile!Copy !req
102. Wienermobile?Copy !req
103. Here's to congress
for letting me do my show.Copy !req
104. And to
freedom of speech.Copy !req
105. Fuck yeah!
That's the shit!Copy !req
106. I want to fuck
the head off a fucking pigCopy !req
107. And rip
its fucking guts out,Copy !req
108. And then fuck its fuckity
fuck fuck fuck fuckCopy !req
109. Fuck fuck fuckity fuckCopy !req
110. Fuck fuck fuck...Copy !req
111. Wooldoor, narrating:
i was on top
of the world.Copy !req
112. But then,
something happened
that killed my buzzCopy !req
113. Faster than driving
over that kid.Copy !req
114. Tell me, are you
wooldoor sockbat?Copy !req
115. Yes. Are you
from the service?Copy !req
116. Because i specifically asked
for no eastern european women.Copy !req
117. It's gun to meet you.Copy !req
118. Later!Copy !req
119. Wooldoor, narrating:
i was being hunted downCopy !req
120. By some ugly,
gap-Toothed nazi sympathizerCopy !req
121. With a speech impediment
and a penchant for
memorable one-Liners.Copy !req
122. Always bet on black.Copy !req
123. On days like this,
i wish i had super powers
like captain hero.Copy !req
124. Activate hero shield.Copy !req
125. I'm gonna die!Copy !req
126. Please, no!Copy !req
127. Huh?Copy !req
128. Come on me
if you want to live.Copy !req
129. I think you mean,
come with you.Copy !req
130. Wh-What did i say?Copy !req
131. Come on.Copy !req
132. It's hot, but sad.Copy !req
133. You just know
that fighter plane
dinosaur was molested.Copy !req
134. uh-Uh!Copy !req
135. The wienermobile
is for real real.Copy !req
136. Come on, man!Copy !req
137. Oh, yeah!
Free hot dog!Copy !req
138. Look at all these
condiments.Copy !req
139. I hurt animals
because i'm sick.Copy !req
140. Wienermobile.Copy !req
141. Wooldoor, narrating:
what a nightmare.Copy !req
142. One minute,
i was celebrating
with my friendsCopy !req
143. Like a drunken pro athlete.Copy !req
144. The next, i was crying
and running for my lifeCopy !req
145. Like the wife of
a drunken pro athlete.Copy !req
146. Xandir,
what the hell
is going on?Copy !req
147. Clara was right.Copy !req
148. Your show is destined
to turn the whole planet gay.Copy !req
149. 5 years from now,Copy !req
150. Earth will be
a gay paradiseCopy !req
151. Where all music is danceCopy !req
152. And all food is low carbCopy !req
153. And the semen flows
like wine.Copy !req
154. But a small minority
of normal peopleCopy !req
155. Still survives
in the sewersCopy !req
156. Beneath the sports arenas.Copy !req
157. The breeders fought back by
creating a killing machine—Copy !req
158. A super hetero
killing machine.Copy !req
159. What's the difference
between a woman with the pms
and a terrorist?Copy !req
160. You can negotiate
with a terrorist.Copy !req
161. They sent the terminator
back in timeCopy !req
162. To destroy the gay future
by killing you.Copy !req
163. A time traveling robot?Copy !req
164. Gay future?
Wienermobile?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
165. I was sent back in time
to protect you
and your kids' showCopy !req
166. And ensure
the gay future.Copy !req
167. So now you're from
the future, too?Copy !req
168. I thought you were
from a video game.Copy !req
169. Video games are
the future!Copy !req
170. Aah! He's got a gun!Copy !req
171. Wooldoor, wait!Copy !req
172. Come on my back!Copy !req
173. Wait, what did i say?Copy !req
174. Captain hero:
i had just returnedCopy !req
175. From deactivating
the hero shieldCopy !req
176. When the doorbell rang.Copy !req
177. Tell me, bro,
are you wooldoor sockbat?Copy !req
178. No, he's not here.Copy !req
179. Wait a minute,
you're that guyCopy !req
180. Who killed
all those pe—Copy !req
181. Dude, is that
a beer tap?Copy !req
182. Yes. It's draft lager.Copy !req
183. Cool.
Can i have some?Copy !req
184. Dude, you totally
schooled that wall.Copy !req
185. Up high!Copy !req
186. Wow. A self high-Five.Copy !req
187. You are so hetero.Copy !req
188. Hey, bro,
what do you think
about vagina?Copy !req
189. Dude,
i love the vagina.Copy !req
190. Dude, i love the vagina.Copy !req
191. What do you like to do
to the vagina?Copy !req
192. What do you think
i like to do
to the vagina?Copy !req
193. I think you like
to fuck it.Copy !req
194. Damn straight.
I totally like
to fuck the vagina.Copy !req
195. Sweet.
Sweet.Copy !req
196. Dem wienermobile
hot dogs was amazing.Copy !req
197. I ain't never had
so many wieners
in my mouth at once.Copy !req
198. Only that one time
in college.Copy !req
199. I ain't lying
like panaggio.Copy !req
200. It's quitting timeCopy !req
201. Have a hot diggity
dog day.Copy !req
202. Hey, asshole!Copy !req
203. Wow. I can't believe
we forgot about you, took.Copy !req
204. My name is toot.Copy !req
205. I'm pretty sure
you're wrong.Copy !req
206. I know my own name!Copy !req
207. By the way,
we sorry, fat ass.Copy !req
208. I'm telling you,
a robot from the futureCopy !req
209. Is trying to kill
wooldoor.Copy !req
210. I'm here to protect hi
m and make sureCopy !req
211. His show
gets on the air.Copy !req
212. I keep asking myself.Copy !req
213. When will this
nightmare end?Copy !req
214. And i keep asking myself
where do those legs end?Copy !req
215. They look like
they go on for days.Copy !req
216. everything
was just so crazy.Copy !req
217. I didn't know
if i could trust xandir
or the cops,Copy !req
218. Or my ability to resistCopy !req
219. The devilishly
suave advancesCopy !req
220. Of detective smith.Copy !req
221. So i called someone
i knew i could trust.Copy !req
222. My favorite names
for vagina?Copy !req
223. Well, patty bacon,
beer cozy,Copy !req
224. Baby gap, mordor—
Oh, and agnes.Copy !req
225. Now how about you, pal.Copy !req
226. What do you call vagina?Copy !req
227. I call it a taxi
so i can roll over
and get some sleep.Copy !req
228. that is so true, buddy.Copy !req
229. Right here.Copy !req
230. Yello. Wooldoor,
hey, what's up?Copy !req
231. the police station?Copy !req
232. Is this about
the hero shield?Copy !req
233. Where is
the police station,
primary target—Copy !req
234. I mean, wooldoor?Copy !req
235. Ok, you stay put.Copy !req
236. I'll be right there
to kill—Ha ha,Copy !req
237. I mean, murder you.Copy !req
238. You just have
to teach me how
to do impressions.Copy !req
239. I mean,
you do a better me
than i do.Copy !req
240. I'm captain hero.
I'm captain hero.Copy !req
241. Hey, do you know
what they call vagina
in france?Copy !req
242. Royale with cheese.Copy !req
243. Hey, you know
what i don't like
about the vagina?Copy !req
244. What?Copy !req
245. Nothing.
That's what.Copy !req
246. A robot?Copy !req
247. Xandir was telling
the truth.Copy !req
248. Maybe he was also
telling the truthCopy !req
249. About the joys
of needlepoint.Copy !req
250. Wooldoor!
Xandir!Copy !req
251. I found out
about the terminator,Copy !req
252. And i have to tell you
something.Copy !req
253. I'm sorry.Copy !req
254. Ho ho. Nothing but neck!Copy !req
255. Somebody brought
his "a" game today.Copy !req
256. Wait a second.Copy !req
257. You're a robot?Copy !req
258. I thought we told
each other everything.Copy !req
259. If you weren't honest
about this,Copy !req
260. How do i know
you weren't honest
about other things,Copy !req
261. Like loving vagina?Copy !req
262. Dude, how dare you suggest
i don't like the vagina.Copy !req
263. Ooh.Copy !req
264. Must complete
primary mission.Copy !req
265. Ooh. Sorry.Copy !req
266. Toot, narrating:
while those bastards
stuffed their facesCopy !req
267. At the wienermobile,Copy !req
268. I was trapped
in the closetCopy !req
269. With nothing but
some old coatsCopy !req
270. And clara's golf umbrella,
which i've since renamedCopy !req
271. The expandable
pleasure wand.Copy !req
272. why?Copy !req
273. Come on, toos.Copy !req
274. It's not
that big a deal.Copy !req
275. Not that big a deal?Copy !req
276. How would you like it
if i locked you
in the closetCopy !req
277. And you missed
the 1994 l.A. Riots?Copy !req
278. Just like
the riots themselves,Copy !req
279. That was
a very intelligent wayCopy !req
280. To express
your point of view.Copy !req
281. Toot, i'm gonna
make this up to you.Copy !req
282. I don't care
if that wienermobile isCopy !req
283. A million miles away
or if it is right there—Copy !req
284. Which it is—Copy !req
285. We gonna get you
to that wienermobile.Copy !req
286. What do you say,
ling-Ling?Copy !req
287. That thing
will never stop hunting me.Copy !req
288. I wish i'd never made
this stupid kids' showCopy !req
289. Or this needlepoint
tape cozy.Copy !req
290. Maybe
if i destroy this tape,Copy !req
291. He'll stop coming
after me.Copy !req
292. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
293. No, you can't!
Huh?Copy !req
294. Your show is the key
to the gay future.Copy !req
295. And wooldoor,
it's your dream.Copy !req
296. You're right.Copy !req
297. I can't destroy
my dream.Copy !req
298. I have to fight for it.Copy !req
299. Over here. Over here.Copy !req
300. The sinful gaymaker
is up there.Copy !req
301. My friend bazooka joe
is treesed to meet you,Copy !req
302. But it's time
for you to leave. Now.Copy !req
303. What are you doing?
Quick, xandir.Copy !req
304. Snarf my cavernous bunghole,
you snurd-Nurgling jew!Copy !req
305. N?
Don't you mean, hold oCopy !req
306. Why, what did i say?Copy !req
307. Oh, my ankle.Copy !req
308. Leave me behind,
wooldoor.Copy !req
309. No way.Copy !req
310. On your delicate
and well-Pedicured feet,
soldier.Copy !req
311. You noticed.Copy !req
312. T.
How could i not?
Fernando didn'Copy !req
313. I noticed. I just
didn't say anything.Copy !req
314. It's a no-Win situation
with him.Copy !req
315. If i said he looked nice,Copy !req
316. He said, what,
you didn't like them befor
e?Copy !req
317. Aah!Copy !req
318. Foxxy, can't we
just rest for awhile?Copy !req
319. Don't you give up,
tooth.Copy !req
320. Thank god that kid
let us use his wagon.Copy !req
321. Keep pulling, fatass!Copy !req
322. I will relish this.Copy !req
323. You can't run away,Copy !req
324. Because i will catch up!Copy !req
325. Wait, bro.Copy !req
326. I never got to tell youCopy !req
327. My absolute favorite thing
about vagina.Copy !req
328. It brought me closer...Copy !req
329. To you.Copy !req
330. Kill them, robot.Copy !req
331. For the children.Copy !req
332. The wienermobile
is heading right for us.Copy !req
333. It's a miracle!Copy !req
334. Wooldoor,Copy !req
335. I don't want to blow
the gay future.Copy !req
336. Save yourself.Copy !req
337. Oh, no, xandir.Copy !req
338. Like paul mccartney's
ex-Wife,Copy !req
339. We're not running anymore.Copy !req
340. Nobody kills
wooldoor's dreams.Copy !req
341. Not my closed-Minded parents,Copy !req
342. Not my oppressive
third grade teacher,Copy !req
343. Not that tough-But-Fair
drill instructorCopy !req
344. Who taught me how to
be both an officer
and a gentleman,Copy !req
345. And not you...Copy !req
346. Terminator!Copy !req
347. From the future.Copy !req
348. Eww.Copy !req
349. No.
No.Copy !req
350. We did it, xandir!Copy !req
351. Xandir?Copy !req
352. My slight ankle sprain.Copy !req
353. I'm not gonna make it.Copy !req
354. Don't say that.Copy !req
355. Wooldoor, you saved
the gay future.Copy !req
356. I wish i could see it
one last time.Copy !req
357. So beautiful.Copy !req
358. Semen... everywhere.Copy !req
359. Oh, xandir.
I'll miss you.Copy !req
360. Hey, wooldoor.
Oh, hey, xandir.Copy !req
361. Must complete
primary mission.Copy !req
362. Wooldoor sockbat.Copy !req
363. I'm about to
commercial break you
in two. One.Copy !req
364. despite all my efforts,Copy !req
365. The terminator survived.Copy !req
366. And now, he had me
in his grasp.Copy !req
367. I was deader
than a racist walrusCopy !req
368. Lost in the detroit projects
after dark.Copy !req
369. Don't any of you
spoogies have jobs?Copy !req
370. What the hell
you say?Copy !req
371. Wait. Stop.Copy !req
372. Well, i'll be.
Hero's gonna be heroic.Copy !req
373. Well, i guess
there's a first time
for everything.Copy !req
374. ooh, look, y'all.Copy !req
375. I got my period.Copy !req
376. Brohabian,Copy !req
377. Don't you see?
If you kill him,Copy !req
378. There will be
no gay future.Copy !req
379. Which means
there would be no you.Copy !req
380. And that means
we shall never again
be able to talk.Copy !req
381. About vagina.Copy !req
382. But dude,
it's my primar
y mission.Copy !req
383. Maybe it's time
you stopped listeningCopy !req
384. To the primary mission
up here,Copy !req
385. And start listening
to the primary mission...Copy !req
386. Down here.Copy !req
387. Must terminate
wooldoor sockbat.Copy !req
388. terminate...Copy !req
389. Wooldoor sockbat.Copy !req
390. Must... terminate.Copy !req
391. Sockbat.Copy !req
392. Must terminate...Copy !req
393. The wall
around my heart.Copy !req
394. Oh, you.Copy !req
395. You've got to be
shitting me.Copy !req
396. Well, it looks like thingsCopy !req
397. Turned out just fine
for everybody.Copy !req
398. Except for toupee.Copy !req
399. Now we can do
my kids' show.Copy !req
400. And all of you
can be in it.Copy !req
401. Look, boys and girls.Copy !req
402. It's our new friend,
the singing robobiker!Copy !req
403. Guys, this is great.Copy !req
404. I'm so glad i was able
to fulfill my dream.Copy !req
405. Do you really
think my showCopy !req
406. Will turn kids
all over the world gay?Copy !req
407. Probably not.Copy !req
408. Male robot on tv:
prepare to receive download.Copy !req