1. ™ª
♪♪ with tolerance and love ♪Copy !req
2. Wooldoor, narrating:
it's always been my dream
to entertain children.Copy !req
3. And i finally earned
enough moneyCopy !req
4. As a bar mitzvah
to have my own show.Copy !req
5. Damn it, hero.Copy !req
6. Keep that mic
out of my shot.Copy !req
7. Oh, it's too heavy.Copy !req
8. Great.
Now i chipped a nail.Copy !req
9. Ooh... ahh...Copy !req
10. Hey, boys and girls,Copy !req
11. That must be
fat mountain.Copy !req
12. Cut!Copy !req
13. For christ's sake, toot,
you missed your cue.Copy !req
14. I don't have time
for your crappy show.Copy !req
15. Don't you know?
It's coming.Copy !req
16. What the hell
you talking about,
mount fudgemo?Copy !req
17. As a calf,
i heard the elders whisperCopy !req
18. Of a mystical chariot
shaped like a hot dog.Copy !req
19. Roughly translated
from fat to english,Copy !req
20. It's called
the wienermobile.Copy !req
21. The scars on my fat thighs
tell the whole story.Copy !req
22. When the wienermobile
arrives,Copy !req
23. It will offer up
tasty, all-Beef hot dogs,Copy !req
24. But only to the worthy.Copy !req
25. Oh, wienermobile,Copy !req
26. Soon, i shall suckle at
your processed meat bosom.Copy !req
27. Mystical hot dog chariot?Copy !req
28. The wienermobile exists!Copy !req
29. Just like
the loch ness monster
and god's mercy.Copy !req
30. Oh, lord, please guide
my boat safely back—Copy !req
31. Ok.Copy !req
32. Let's try this again
from the top.Copy !req
33. What in the name
of one-Dimensional
charactersCopy !req
34. And predictable
reactions
is going on here?Copy !req
35. Hi, clara.
You're just in timeCopy !req
36. To see me film
my public access tv show.Copy !req
37. It's about acceptance
and tolerance.Copy !req
38. acceptance
and tolerance?Copy !req
39. Why, that's
a breeding ground
for homosexuality.Copy !req
40. Millions of kids watch
public access tv.Copy !req
41. If you put this on,Copy !req
42. It will turn them all
gayer than a magician.Copy !req
43. Oh, my go—Uh, wait.
Street or vegas?Copy !req
44. Vegas!Copy !req
45. Oh, my god!Copy !req
46. Clara, a tv show
can't make you gay.Copy !req
47. Mmm, that is true.Copy !req
48. And i will not let
wooldoor put this on tv.Copy !req
49. I'm taking this
to the people
you can always count onCopy !req
50. To protect
the white christian
status quo.Copy !req
51. Denny's?Copy !req
52. No. Congress.Copy !req
53. Wooldoor, narrating:
next thing i knew, i was
testifying before congress.Copy !req
54. People were trying
to suppress me,Copy !req
55. Even though i was only here
to entertain kids.Copy !req
56. Now i know how fire feels.Copy !req
57. silence!Copy !req
58. Senators, this is
the gayest kids' show
i've ever seen.Copy !req
59. It's tinky winky
times 10.Copy !req
60. Gay 10.Copy !req
61. Whee!
Senators!Copy !req
62. A children's tv show won'’
’t make boys give fellatio.Copy !req
63. Watching tv on the sofaCopy !req
64. Can't turn your girl
into martina navratilova.Copy !req
65. So, senators, if you protect
wooldoor's free speech,Copy !req
66. S.
I'll massage your prostateCopy !req
67. Each.Copy !req
68. We shall now bring it
to a vote.Copy !req
69. This hearing is
the biggest waste
of taxpayer moneyCopy !req
70. Since you redecorated
the senate with
thestar warstheme.Copy !req
71. You said you were
just getting new carpet.Copy !req
72. All in favor of allowing
wooldoor's show on tv.Copy !req
73. yeah!Copy !req
74. All those
in favor of censoring.Copy !req
75. yeah!Copy !req
76. Very well.
By a vote of 7 to 4,Copy !req
77. This senate hereby declaresCopy !req
78. That wooldoor's show
is allowed to air.Copy !req
79. Great!Copy !req
80. Now, my show
can entertain kids,
annoy adults,Copy !req
81. And funny third thing!Copy !req
82. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
83. Laundry night?
No clean clothes?Copy !req
84. Tell me, are you
wooldoor sockbat?Copy !req
85. No.Copy !req
86. Sorry.
I'm heart of hearing.Copy !req
87. Oh, wienermobile,Copy !req
88. Where art thou?Copy !req
89. Toot, please,Copy !req
90. Can't you see
we're trying to watch
transformer porn?Copy !req
91. Female robot on tv:
please, not in the hair.
I have a date tonight.Copy !req
92. what did i tell you?Copy !req
93. Ohh!Copy !req
94. Wienermobile!Copy !req
95. Foxxy decided
to solve the mysteryCopy !req
96. Of shutting
the fat fuck up.Copy !req
97. oh, my god, toot.Copy !req
98. I think i actually hears
the wienermobile.Copy !req
99. You do?
It's coming from
inside the closet.Copy !req
100. Wienermobile!Copy !req
101. Wienermobile?Copy !req
102. Here's to congress
for letting me do my show.Copy !req
103. And to
freedom of speech.Copy !req
104. Fuck yeah!
That's the shit!Copy !req
105. I want to fuck
the head off a fucking pigCopy !req
106. And rip
its fucking guts out,Copy !req
107. And then fuck its fuckity
fuck fuck fuck fuckCopy !req
108. Fuck fuck fuckity fuckCopy !req
109. Fuck fuck fuck...Copy !req
110. Wooldoor, narrating:
i was on top
of the world.Copy !req
111. But then,
something happened
that killed my buzzCopy !req
112. Faster than driving
over that kid.Copy !req
113. Tell me, are you
wooldoor sockbat?Copy !req
114. Yes. Are you
from the service?Copy !req
115. Because i specifically asked
for no eastern european women.Copy !req
116. It's gun to meet you.Copy !req
117. Later!Copy !req
118. Wooldoor, narrating:
i was being hunted downCopy !req
119. By some ugly,
gap-Toothed nazi sympathizerCopy !req
120. With a speech impediment
and a penchant for
memorable one-Liners.Copy !req
121. Always bet on black.Copy !req
122. On days like this,
i wish i had super powers
like captain hero.Copy !req
123. Activate hero shield.Copy !req
124. I'm gonna die!Copy !req
125. Please, no!Copy !req
126. Huh?Copy !req
127. Come on me
if you want to live.Copy !req
128. I think you mean,
come with you.Copy !req
129. Wh-What did i say?Copy !req
130. Come on.Copy !req
131. It's hot, but sad.Copy !req
132. You just know
that fighter plane
dinosaur was molested.Copy !req
133. uh-Uh!Copy !req
134. The wienermobile
is for real real.Copy !req
135. Come on, man!Copy !req
136. Oh, yeah!
Free hot dog!Copy !req
137. Look at all these
condiments.Copy !req
138. I hurt animals
because i'm sick.Copy !req
139. Wienermobile.Copy !req
140. Wooldoor, narrating:
what a nightmare.Copy !req
141. One minute,
i was celebrating
with my friendsCopy !req
142. Like a drunken pro athlete.Copy !req
143. The next, i was crying
and running for my lifeCopy !req
144. Like the wife of
a drunken pro athlete.Copy !req
145. Xandir,
what the hell
is going on?Copy !req
146. Clara was right.Copy !req
147. Your show is destined
to turn the whole planet gay.Copy !req
148. 5 years from now,Copy !req
149. Earth will be
a gay paradiseCopy !req
150. Where all music is danceCopy !req
151. And all food is low carbCopy !req
152. And the semen flows
like wine.Copy !req
153. But a small minority
of normal peopleCopy !req
154. Still survives
in the sewersCopy !req
155. Beneath the sports arenas.Copy !req
156. The breeders fought back by
creating a killing machine—Copy !req
157. A super hetero
killing machine.Copy !req
158. What's the difference
between a woman with the pms
and a terrorist?Copy !req
159. You can negotiate
with a terrorist.Copy !req
160. They sent the terminator
back in timeCopy !req
161. To destroy the gay future
by killing you.Copy !req
162. A time traveling robot?Copy !req
163. Gay future?
Wienermobile?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
164. I was sent back in time
to protect you
and your kids' showCopy !req
165. And ensure
the gay future.Copy !req
166. So now you're from
the future, too?Copy !req
167. I thought you were
from a video game.Copy !req
168. Video games are
the future!Copy !req
169. Aah! He's got a gun!Copy !req
170. Wooldoor, wait!Copy !req
171. Come on my back!Copy !req
172. Wait, what did i say?Copy !req
173. Captain hero:
i had just returnedCopy !req
174. From deactivating
the hero shieldCopy !req
175. When the doorbell rang.Copy !req
176. Tell me, bro,
are you wooldoor sockbat?Copy !req
177. No, he's not here.Copy !req
178. Wait a minute,
you're that guyCopy !req
179. Who killed
all those pe—Copy !req
180. Dude, is that
a beer tap?Copy !req
181. Yes. It's draft lager.Copy !req
182. Cool.
Can i have some?Copy !req
183. Dude, you totally
schooled that wall.Copy !req
184. Up high!Copy !req
185. Wow. A self high-Five.Copy !req
186. You are so hetero.Copy !req
187. Hey, bro,
what do you think
about vagina?Copy !req
188. Dude,
i love the vagina.Copy !req
189. Dude, i love the vagina.Copy !req
190. What do you like to do
to the vagina?Copy !req
191. What do you think
i like to do
to the vagina?Copy !req
192. I think you like
to fuck it.Copy !req
193. Damn straight.
I totally like
to fuck the vagina.Copy !req
194. Sweet.
Sweet.Copy !req
195. Dem wienermobile
hot dogs was amazing.Copy !req
196. I ain't never had
so many wieners
in my mouth at once.Copy !req
197. Only that one time
in college.Copy !req
198. I ain't lying
like panaggio.Copy !req
199. It's quitting timeCopy !req
200. Have a hot diggity
dog day.Copy !req
201. Hey, asshole!Copy !req
202. Wow. I can't believe
we forgot about you, took.Copy !req
203. My name is toot.Copy !req
204. I'm pretty sure
you're wrong.Copy !req
205. I know my own name!Copy !req
206. By the way,
we sorry, fat ass.Copy !req
207. I'm telling you,
a robot from the futureCopy !req
208. Is trying to kill
wooldoor.Copy !req
209. I'm here to protect hi
m and make sureCopy !req
210. His show
gets on the air.Copy !req
211. I keep asking myself.Copy !req
212. When will this
nightmare end?Copy !req
213. And i keep asking myself
where do those legs end?Copy !req
214. They look like
they go on for days.Copy !req
215. everything
was just so crazy.Copy !req
216. I didn't know
if i could trust xandir
or the cops,Copy !req
217. Or my ability to resistCopy !req
218. The devilishly
suave advancesCopy !req
219. Of detective smith.Copy !req
220. So i called someone
i knew i could trust.Copy !req
221. My favorite names
for vagina?Copy !req
222. Well, patty bacon,
beer cozy,Copy !req
223. Baby gap, mordor—
Oh, and agnes.Copy !req
224. Now how about you, pal.Copy !req
225. What do you call vagina?Copy !req
226. I call it a taxi
so i can roll over
and get some sleep.Copy !req
227. that is so true, buddy.Copy !req
228. Right here.Copy !req
229. Yello. Wooldoor,
hey, what's up?Copy !req
230. the police station?Copy !req
231. Is this about
the hero shield?Copy !req
232. Where is
the police station,
primary target—Copy !req
233. I mean, wooldoor?Copy !req
234. Ok, you stay put.Copy !req
235. I'll be right there
to kill—Ha ha,Copy !req
236. I mean, murder you.Copy !req
237. You just have
to teach me how
to do impressions.Copy !req
238. I mean,
you do a better me
than i do.Copy !req
239. I'm captain hero.
I'm captain hero.Copy !req
240. Hey, do you know
what they call vagina
in france?Copy !req
241. Royale with cheese.Copy !req
242. Hey, you know
what i don't like
about the vagina?Copy !req
243. What?Copy !req
244. Nothing.
That's what.Copy !req
245. A robot?Copy !req
246. Xandir was telling
the truth.Copy !req
247. Maybe he was also
telling the truthCopy !req
248. About the joys
of needlepoint.Copy !req
249. Wooldoor!
Xandir!Copy !req
250. I found out
about the terminator,Copy !req
251. And i have to tell you
something.Copy !req
252. I'm sorry.Copy !req
253. Ho ho. Nothing but neck!Copy !req
254. Somebody brought
his "a" game today.Copy !req
255. Wait a second.Copy !req
256. You're a robot?Copy !req
257. I thought we told
each other everything.Copy !req
258. If you weren't honest
about this,Copy !req
259. How do i know
you weren't honest
about other things,Copy !req
260. Like loving vagina?Copy !req
261. Dude, how dare you suggest
i don't like the vagina.Copy !req
262. Ooh.Copy !req
263. Must complete
primary mission.Copy !req
264. Ooh. Sorry.Copy !req
265. Toot, narrating:
while those bastards
stuffed their facesCopy !req
266. At the wienermobile,Copy !req
267. I was trapped
in the closetCopy !req
268. With nothing but
some old coatsCopy !req
269. And clara's golf umbrella,
which i've since renamedCopy !req
270. The expandable
pleasure wand.Copy !req
271. why?Copy !req
272. Come on, toos.Copy !req
273. It's not
that big a deal.Copy !req
274. Not that big a deal?Copy !req
275. How would you like it
if i locked you
in the closetCopy !req
276. And you missed
the 1994 l.A. Riots?Copy !req
277. Just like
the riots themselves,Copy !req
278. That was
a very intelligent wayCopy !req
279. To express
your point of view.Copy !req
280. Toot, i'm gonna
make this up to you.Copy !req
281. I don't care
if that wienermobile isCopy !req
282. A million miles away
or if it is right there—Copy !req
283. Which it is—Copy !req
284. We gonna get you
to that wienermobile.Copy !req
285. What do you say,
ling-Ling?Copy !req
286. That thing
will never stop hunting me.Copy !req
287. I wish i'd never made
this stupid kids' showCopy !req
288. Or this needlepoint
tape cozy.Copy !req
289. Maybe
if i destroy this tape,Copy !req
290. He'll stop coming
after me.Copy !req
291. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
292. No, you can't!
Huh?Copy !req
293. Your show is the key
to the gay future.Copy !req
294. And wooldoor,
it's your dream.Copy !req
295. You're right.Copy !req
296. I can't destroy
my dream.Copy !req
297. I have to fight for it.Copy !req
298. Over here. Over here.Copy !req
299. The sinful gaymaker
is up there.Copy !req
300. My friend bazooka joe
is treesed to meet you,Copy !req
301. But it's time
for you to leave. Now.Copy !req
302. What are you doing?
Quick, xandir.Copy !req
303. Snarf my cavernous bunghole,
you snurd-Nurgling jew!Copy !req
304. N?
Don't you mean, hold oCopy !req
305. Why, what did i say?Copy !req
306. Oh, my ankle.Copy !req
307. Leave me behind,
wooldoor.Copy !req
308. No way.Copy !req
309. On your delicate
and well-Pedicured feet,
soldier.Copy !req
310. You noticed.Copy !req
311. T.
How could i not?
Fernando didn'Copy !req
312. I noticed. I just
didn't say anything.Copy !req
313. It's a no-Win situation
with him.Copy !req
314. If i said he looked nice,Copy !req
315. He said, what,
you didn't like them befor
e?Copy !req
316. Aah!Copy !req
317. Foxxy, can't we
just rest for awhile?Copy !req
318. Don't you give up,
tooth.Copy !req
319. Thank god that kid
let us use his wagon.Copy !req
320. Keep pulling, fatass!Copy !req
321. I will relish this.Copy !req
322. You can't run away,Copy !req
323. Because i will catch up!Copy !req
324. Wait, bro.Copy !req
325. I never got to tell youCopy !req
326. My absolute favorite thing
about vagina.Copy !req
327. It brought me closer...Copy !req
328. To you.Copy !req
329. Kill them, robot.Copy !req
330. For the children.Copy !req
331. The wienermobile
is heading right for us.Copy !req
332. It's a miracle!Copy !req
333. Wooldoor,Copy !req
334. I don't want to blow
the gay future.Copy !req
335. Save yourself.Copy !req
336. Oh, no, xandir.Copy !req
337. Like paul mccartney's
ex-Wife,Copy !req
338. We're not running anymore.Copy !req
339. Nobody kills
wooldoor's dreams.Copy !req
340. Not my closed-Minded parents,Copy !req
341. Not my oppressive
third grade teacher,Copy !req
342. Not that tough-But-Fair
drill instructorCopy !req
343. Who taught me how to
be both an officer
and a gentleman,Copy !req
344. And not you...Copy !req
345. Terminator!Copy !req
346. From the future.Copy !req
347. Eww.Copy !req
348. No.
No.Copy !req
349. We did it, xandir!Copy !req
350. Xandir?Copy !req
351. My slight ankle sprain.Copy !req
352. I'm not gonna make it.Copy !req
353. Don't say that.Copy !req
354. Wooldoor, you saved
the gay future.Copy !req
355. I wish i could see it
one last time.Copy !req
356. So beautiful.Copy !req
357. Semen... everywhere.Copy !req
358. Oh, xandir.
I'll miss you.Copy !req
359. Hey, wooldoor.
Oh, hey, xandir.Copy !req
360. Must complete
primary mission.Copy !req
361. Wooldoor sockbat.Copy !req
362. I'm about to
commercial break you
in two. One.Copy !req
363. despite all my efforts,Copy !req
364. The terminator survived.Copy !req
365. And now, he had me
in his grasp.Copy !req
366. I was deader
than a racist walrusCopy !req
367. Lost in the detroit projects
after dark.Copy !req
368. Don't any of you
spoogies have jobs?Copy !req
369. What the hell
you say?Copy !req
370. Wait. Stop.Copy !req
371. Well, i'll be.
Hero's gonna be heroic.Copy !req
372. Well, i guess
there's a first time
for everything.Copy !req
373. ooh, look, y'all.Copy !req
374. I got my period.Copy !req
375. Brohabian,Copy !req
376. Don't you see?
If you kill him,Copy !req
377. There will be
no gay future.Copy !req
378. Which means
there would be no you.Copy !req
379. And that means
we shall never again
be able to talk.Copy !req
380. About vagina.Copy !req
381. But dude,
it's my primar
y mission.Copy !req
382. Maybe it's time
you stopped listeningCopy !req
383. To the primary mission
up here,Copy !req
384. And start listening
to the primary mission...Copy !req
385. Down here.Copy !req
386. Must terminate
wooldoor sockbat.Copy !req
387. terminate...Copy !req
388. Wooldoor sockbat.Copy !req
389. Must... terminate.Copy !req
390. Sockbat.Copy !req
391. Must terminate...Copy !req
392. The wall
around my heart.Copy !req
393. Oh, you.Copy !req
394. You've got to be
shitting me.Copy !req
395. Well, it looks like thingsCopy !req
396. Turned out just fine
for everybody.Copy !req
397. Except for toupee.Copy !req
398. Now we can do
my kids' show.Copy !req
399. And all of you
can be in it.Copy !req
400. Look, boys and girls.Copy !req
401. It's our new friend,
the singing robobiker!Copy !req
402. Guys, this is great.Copy !req
403. I'm so glad i was able
to fulfill my dream.Copy !req
404. Do you really
think my showCopy !req
405. Will turn kids
all over the world gay?Copy !req
406. Probably not.Copy !req
407. Male robot on tv:
prepare to receive download.Copy !req