Drawn Together 3x14

Directed by Frank Marino

Billy West as (voice) • Matthew Silverstein as Brian Dunkleman (voice)

The housemates compete in musical performance in order to stay in the Drawn Together house.

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1. tonight, toss your meds

2. And shoot your shrink,

3. Because your pitiful life

4. Will finally be given meaning

5. As you decide

6. Which of these 8 assbags

7. Will be banished from thedrawn togetherhouse

8. Forever!

9. One housemate will disappear

10. Like a mexican woman's figure after marriage.

11. Tonight...

12. On the season finale ofdrawn together,

13. The musical elimination special,

14. Part 2: the musical elimination.

15. ladies and gentlemen,

16. This happens now!

17. Uhh. Uhh.

18. ladies and gentlemen,

19. The jew producer!

20. Thank you. Thank you.

21. Now, you, the viewers, voted

22. For your favorite musical housemate,

23. And tonight, we will reveal

24. Which one of you assholes

25. Is going home.

26. So, captain hero—

27. It's pronouncedcapitan.

28. The "hero" is silent.

29. Ok. Well, before you perform your song tonight,

30. Let's all relive

31. This creepy captain hero moment.

32. Captain hero, narrating: at last, it was the night of my big date

33. With clara, and i wanted everything

34. To go perfectly.

35. Oh! Oh, shoot.

36. Ahh! A thousand pardons.

37. Allow me, milady.

38. Get off me!

39. It was as if everything on the date

40. That could have gone wrong did.

41. Oh, i have the worst luck.

42. Captain hero, take me home.

43. What? You're not having fun?

44. You're making out with our waiter.

45. Shh! Don't be mean to him,

46. Or he'll spit in our food.

47. Ohh!

48. ladies and gentlemen,

49. Captain leslie hero!

50. Captain hero, the votes are in.

51. And you are...

52. Safe!

53. Ahh! Oh, my god. Thank you, america.

54. I love you...

55. So why shouldn't we have a fuckin' baby?

56. Toot, you suck,

57. And yet you keep returning.

58. How do you explain this phenomenon?

59. Well, how do you explain your fugly face?

60. I was burned in a horrible accident.

61. It's pretty sad, actually.

62. Now, while toot gets ready

63. To sing her clogged heart out,

64. Let's take a look at some of our favorite moments

65. With toot braunstein.

66. Come on. Do me. Do me.

67. You know you want it.

68. Sorry, my dear,

69. But even a filthy, pathetic donkey

70. Has standards.

71. ladies and gentlemen,

72. Toot braunstein.

73. You suck!

74. Well, toot,

75. The audience has spoken,

76. And you are...

77. Safe!

78. You're goddamn right i'm safe,

79. You fucking assbags!

80. when we return,

81. We'll find out which one

82. Of our 6 remaining contestant's dreams

83. Will be totally ruined

84. Like your mom's reputation

85. After i bone her face.

86. Everyone, welcome.

87. In accordance with captain girl' s wishes,

88. We are burying her as a mormon.

89. Not because she was one,

90. But because she hated mormons,

91. And it would make her happy for us to bury one.

92. You may begin, reverend.

93. If you'll all turn in your books

94. To page 134—

95. Ahem.

96. Ooga-Booga! Great space god!

97. Magic lizard, come down from jupiter!

98. before we continue on with the results,

99. Let's take a moment to remember

100. Some of our family who we've lost

101. Over this past season.

102. ohh!

103. I love references to dead celebrities

104. Nobody cares about anymore.

105. Ha ha ha ha ha!

106. aahh!

107. May they all rot in hell.

108. amen!

109. Wooldoor, why don't yo u tell the audience

110. What you plan on singing tonight?

111. I'm totally gonna rock some black chick's tongue.

112. Well, go get ready, and as you do,

113. Let's watch wooldoor's journey

114. Into the final 8.

115. Wooldoor, i'd like you to meet the cap'n.

116. So, frank says you've got a great big cock.

117. Really? May i see it?

118. Ok.

119. Thank you, wooldoor.

120. here he is, wooldoor sockbat.

121. Well, wooldoor,

122. The audience has voted.

123. And you are...

124. Not safe!

125. Aww.

126. aww.

127. Ling-Ling,

128. You're a pretty popular fella.

129. Yes. Yes, i am.

130. Well, i hope you're ready to sing

131. Your little yellow heart out,

132. But before you do, let's take a look

133. At why you're so goddamn popular.

134. I'll leave you 2 lovebirds alone.

135. I—What?

136. W-What?

137. Take off shirt!

138. Ahh...

139. and now, ling-Ling!

140. Nicely done.

141. Now let's see if the audience

142. Has hung you out to dry... cleaners.

143. Ling-Ling, you are...

144. Going to find out if you're safe or not

145. After this commercial break.

146. aww.

147. Eh, fine. You're safe.

148. Enjoy the commercials

149. Without anything to look forward to, assholes.

150. Hmm. "Popular comedy central toon cancelled."

151. No. Uh, ooh.

152. What, are we still doing this?

153. Xandir. Your journey with the show

154. Has been one of the most controversial

155. In recent years,

156. Most notably, the rumors

157. Of your illicit affair withmoi.

158. Ew! Ecch, i wouldn't have sex

159. With a jewish guy if you paid me.

160. Which, of course, you wouldn't.

161. ooh!

162. So you're denying that anything

163. Ever happened between us?

164. But i loved you!

165. Jew producer: oh, my god. A stagehand got shot!

166. What have i done?

167. I can't live with myself.

168. Oh, god! Another stagehand got shot.

169. Why is the world so cruel?

170. Ohh!

171. the part of the jew producer

172. Will now be played by ryan seacrest...

173. 'S former american idolco-Host,

174. Bryan dunkleman.

175. Yeah! Bryan dunkleman is in the house.

176. That's right, the dunkey's back,

177. And he's missed you, too, y'all!

178. Now let's look at some clips

179. Of xangir! Yeah, xangir!

180. I'll leave you 2 lovebirds alone.

181. I—What?

182. W-What?

183. Take off shirt!

184. Ahh...

185. Whoo, that was hot!

186. Well, xandir, the votes are in.

187. And you are...

188. Not safe.

189. Ohh...

190. Dunkleman, thinking: this isn't so hard.

191. Goddamn ryan seacrest.

192. What kind of a name is that anyway?

193. Now, dunkleman, that's a name

194. That means something.

195. Wait—Oh, what am i doing?

196. I'm frozen.

197. Everyone's looking at me.

198. Heh. This is harder than i thought.

199. Seacrest, he makes it look so easy.

200. i deserve to get fired.

201. What kind of a name is dunkleman anyway?

202. Now, ryan seacrest, that's a name.

203. All right. I guess spanky ham

204. Will have to take care of this.

205. Uh, let's watch some clips of the hamster.

206. I don't mean a hamster.

207. You know what i mean.

208. Nailed it!

209. Do you like how i sing my love song?

210. Do you like vincent van gogh?

211. I like to walk the streets at midnight.

212. I want you to know.

213. Nailed it.

214. Aw, look at me.

215. I'm a fuckin' mess.

216. Ryan seacrest was right.

217. I'm not a dunkleman.

218. I'm a dunkleboy.

219. So am i safe?

220. Are any of us?

221. when we return, we'll learn

222. Who won't be coming back next season.

223. But first, let's take a brief look

224. At some of the best clips

225. From last year's clip show

226. Captain hero, dame rumor has it

227. Your relationship with xandir

228. Has continued since the show ended.

229. Oh, you've got it all wrong, habibi.

230. Xandir had an affair with tim tommerson,

231. Not me.

232. whatever.

233. Oh, fine. I'll prove it.

234. Tim!

235. oh, my god.

236. Tim, i thought you loved me!

237. Why would he love you

238. When he could have all this?

239. ohh.

240. You have something to say?

241. Those ain't real!

242. Check these out!

243. Whoo-Woo!

244. jewy! Jewy! Jewy!

245. when we return,

246. We'll see some more stuff

247. That you've already seen.

248. Wooldoor, narrating: i feared clara would keep me a cripple forever.

249. If only i could tell someone what she was doing.

250. Hey, clara. Hey, wooldoor.

251. Clara's been poisoning—Mmf!

252. What's that? Foxxy,

253. Look behind you!

254. It's denzel washington.

255. Denzel!

256. Oh! Where did denzel go? I guess denzel

257. Must-A have an appointment or something.

258. Denzel vury busy.

259. Uh, foxxy, look.

260. Denzel came back.

261. Denzel!

262. Oh, i missed him again.

263. He move quickly.

264. Denzel in excellent physical condition.

265. Hey, i think wooldoor's

266. Tryin' to communicate through blinkin'.

267. Look, foxxy! Denzel came back

268. For an unbelievable third time!

269. denzel!

270. Hello there, foxxy.

271. Clara's trying to keep wooldoor—

272. Foxxy, look out in the hall.

273. It's another denzel washington

274. With 2 penises!

275. double-Dong denzel!

276. Whoo! Welcome back

277. To the only job i can get anymore.

278. So, foxxy and clara,

279. I hear you're gonna, like, sing together.

280. Uh-Huh! We the best pairing

281. Of a black person and a racist, christian bitch

282. Since danny glovers and mel gibson.

283. Ha ha! Heh heh heh heh heh.

284. You know, i actually thought that was kinda funny.

285. It's just that i've, uh—

286. I've forgotten how to laugh.

287. Baah...

288. Aiing—Aahh..

289. Eeehhh...

290. Aahh...

291. Ngaah...

292. Yehh...

293. Ohh.

294. Ticket to the y-Club.

295. Aww, let's just get through this.

296. Uh, foxxy, you are safe.

297. And, clara, you are...

298. All right, congratulations to all three of you

299. For making it this far.

300. And now's the time when we have to say good-Bye

301. To one of you forever.

302. And the evicted housemate is...

303. All right, stop this nonsense, jew producer.

304. Everybody knows you're not voting anybody off.

305. We've been here for 3 years.

306. We're all coming back.

307. How dare you!

308. We'd never waste anyone's time

309. And pull a fast one.

310. Ahem.

311. And the evicted housemate is...

312. Munchkin mouse.

313. not munchkin mouse!

314. Well, i guess i should've expected

315. As munch! Ha ha ha!

316. Well, munchkin mouse, it's been a real pleasure

317. Having you on the show since the very beginning.

318. And now, before you leave,

319. Let's enjoy some of our favorite moments

320. Of you on this show.

321. Please don't.

322. All right, well, that's how that ended, ok?

323. Come on, everybody.

324. Let's do the dunkleman!

325. comedy central...

326. hey, assholes, thanks for watching!

327. I'll leave you 2 lovebirds alone.

328. I—What?

329. W-What?

330. Take off shirt!

331. Ahh...

332. I'll leave you 2 lovebirds alone.

333. Captioned by the national captioning institute —Www.Ncicap.Org—