1. Hey, wait!
I have the rent moneyCopy !req
2. Right here.
You don't haveCopy !req
3. To tear down
the orphanage.Copy !req
4. Too late, padre.Copy !req
5. Kids, come back!Copy !req
6. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
7. Touch yourselves?Copy !req
8. Mmblahh. This job sucks.Copy !req
9. I gotta go
crap out that burrito,Copy !req
10. Have a burrito,
and get some sleep.Copy !req
11. ding dong!Copy !req
12. What the hell
is wrong wit' you, toot?Copy !req
13. Can't you see
i'm bangin' astro?Copy !req
14. Ri rain't rastro,
ritch!Copy !req
15. Jesus, foxxy,
you're such a whore.Copy !req
16. You've had more
infected wangs in youCopy !req
17. Than a shanghai
hospital.Copy !req
18. Roh-Ro,
you ridn't.Copy !req
19. You're just jealous 'cause
you couldn't get screwedCopy !req
20. At a convention
of jewish insurance salesmen.Copy !req
21. Rou rid rot rust
ro there.Copy !req
22. Oh, you don't thin
k i can get laid, huh?Copy !req
23. U.
Fine! I'll show yoCopy !req
24. I'll start having
lots of sex.Copy !req
25. And i'll stop
having sexCopy !req
26. And show you
i ain't no ho!Copy !req
27. Starting now.Copy !req
28. Would you still stick
your stiletto heelCopy !req
29. Up my pooter if i paid you
20 earth dollars?Copy !req
30. I meant startin'
in $20 from now.Copy !req
31. Baby!Copy !req
32. Foxxy, narrating:
i knew da foxxy
could give up da sex,Copy !req
33. No matter what
that toot said.Copy !req
34. And she gon' do it, too.Copy !req
35. Startin' right now.Copy !req
36. hell-Ow?Copy !req
37. Denzel?Copy !req
38. Ok. Startin' now.Copy !req
39. hell-Ow?Copy !req
40. Magic johnson?Copy !req
41. Uh, pick up some what?Copy !req
42. You don't need those, papaCopy !req
43. I'm on da pill.Copy !req
44. Ok.Copy !req
45. hell-Ow?Copy !req
46. Forest whitaker?Copy !req
47. Is that droopy eye of yours
ready to get busy?Copy !req
48. Ok. Startin' now.Copy !req
49. hell-Ow?Copy !req
50. Al roker?Copy !req
51. Oh, my god,
look at me.Copy !req
52. How pathetic.Copy !req
53. Toot's right.
I is a slut.Copy !req
54. all right,Copy !req
55. Which one
of you buttwipesCopy !req
56. Wants some of this?Copy !req
57. I was going to prove
to foxxyCopy !req
58. That my vagina
wasn't just a placeCopy !req
59. For food storage.Copy !req
60. Or a place
to keep drinks cold.Copy !req
61. It was also a placeCopy !req
62. For sex-Making.Copy !req
63. Ok, last call.Copy !req
64. Who wants to make it
with the tooters girl?Copy !req
65. Ooh! Not me.Copy !req
66. As if.Copy !req
67. Not a chance.
Ruck, no.Copy !req
68. No, thank you?Copy !req
69. One of you sad-Ass
jagoffs has to do me.Copy !req
70. Oh, i know someone
who might toss you one.Copy !req
71. Really?Copy !req
72. He sounds dreamy.Copy !req
73. There he is.Copy !req
74. He'll have sex
with you.Copy !req
75. Because you're a cow!Copy !req
76. Good one.Copy !req
77. Toot!Copy !req
78. So, um,
i wasn't expectingCopy !req
79. To see you here.Copy !req
80. Especially since
i didn't hear from youCopy !req
81. After santa barbara.Copy !req
82. Look. I think
we should just be friends.Copy !req
83. All right. Then let's
go to the movies.Copy !req
84. I don't think
that's a very good idea.Copy !req
85. Friends go
to the movies!Copy !req
86. Doc, you gots
to help me.Copy !req
87. I don't wanna be a ho.Copy !req
88. Now why come
i can't stop doin'Copy !req
89. The ethiopian
boredom dance?Copy !req
90. The cure
to your nymphomania liesCopy !req
91. In unlocking
a repressed memoryCopy !req
92. Through hypnosis.Copy !req
93. Ooh, that's a nice
deuce zero.Copy !req
94. Picture yourself
in your happy place.Copy !req
95. Except this time,
there are no men there,Copy !req
96. And it's not the bathroom
at white castle.Copy !req
97. Dig into
your past, foxxy.Copy !req
98. Release
the repressed memory...Copy !req
99. memory... memory...Copy !req
100. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
101. I thinks
i'm rememberin' somethinCopy !req
102. Hey, that kid's
like a little girlCopy !req
103. Goin' into
a pretzel store.Copy !req
104. Little kid goin' into
a pretzel store-Buh?Copy !req
105. Yeah. She's about
to get a-Salted.Copy !req
106. Uh-Oh! Hey!Copy !req
107. Yeah!
All right!Copy !req
108. This-Buh is
innocent-Buh fun.Copy !req
109. Jumpin' makes
my chest hurt.Copy !req
110. that's it.Copy !req
111. Awake!
Ooh.Copy !req
112. Doc, that memory
don't mean nothin'.Copy !req
113. It's just
a episode of one of
my most favorite shows.Copy !req
114. That was no show.
That was your childhood.Copy !req
115. Get out!Copy !req
116. And that was
no little girl.Copy !req
117. That was you!
Well, i'll be!Copy !req
118. And the worst part is
they violated you.Copy !req
119. Oh, lordy!Copy !req
120. And that explains
your promiscuous behavior.Copy !req
121. Wow! Hypnosis
is a powerful tool.Copy !req
122. And it must not be abused.Copy !req
123. That's strange...Copy !req
124. My nose itches!Copy !req
125. I wanted
to cheer toot up.Copy !req
126. There must be some wayCopy !req
127. For disgusting, hairy,
ugly fat chicksCopy !req
128. To get laid.
After all,Copy !req
129. Israeli women
keep getting pregnant.Copy !req
130. Calm down, toot.Copy !req
131. You're not some ki
nd of hideous beast.Copy !req
132. Go away, leave me alone.
I hate you!Copy !req
133. You just need
a makeover, toot!Copy !req
134. We'll get you some clothesCopy !req
135. That are a bit more
flattering on a girlCopy !req
136. With your hideous,
beastly body type.Copy !req
137. Hey, you'll have a guy
in no time.Copy !req
138. Really?
He sounds dreamy.Copy !req
139. ooh ooh, ahh ahh.Copy !req
140. Here we are!Copy !req
141. The large bryant
really big and fatCopy !req
142. And not tall
but fat store.Copy !req
143. Perhaps
you should tryCopy !req
144. The full-Figured gal's
best friend...Copy !req
145. The muumuu.Copy !req
146. Gimme!Copy !req
147. Oh, muumuu,Copy !req
148. You're amazing.Copy !req
149. Wrap it up!Copy !req
150. You're the cure to all
my problems, muumuu.Copy !req
151. I love you, muumuu.Copy !req
152. Muu... muu...Copy !req
153. Muu... ah.Copy !req
154. oh! Oh, my god.Copy !req
155. We have hit the most
sacred of all creaturesCopy !req
156. In our completely
sensible religion—Copy !req
157. A cow!Copy !req
158. Oh, my hundreds
of goofy gods!Copy !req
159. We must take her backCopy !req
160. To our hideously
decorated homeCopy !req
161. And nurse her
back to healthCopy !req
162. With our
horrible-Tasting food.Copy !req
163. Foxxy, narrating:
now that wooldoor
had releasedCopy !req
164. The memory of my trauma,Copy !req
165. I needed to confront
my assailantsCopy !req
166. And demands an apology!Copy !req
167. Hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
168. I think
the brown hornet'sCopy !req
169. Tryin' to tell us
something.Copy !req
170. What, phat allen,Copy !req
171. Who has absolutely
no affiliationCopy !req
172. With bill cosby's
lovable character
fat albert?Copy !req
173. I don't know,Copy !req
174. But i think it's about
beatin' your meat.Copy !req
175. So, what-Buh
should we-BuhCopy !req
176. Do-Buh 'bout it,
buh?Copy !req
177. I know!
Everybody circle up.Copy !req
178. Looks like phat allen
once againCopy !req
179. Tricked the gang
into a circle jerkle.Copy !req
180. But little did they knowCopy !req
181. Foxxy brown was about
to fuck up they fun.Copy !req
182. ?
You know what i'm sayin'Copy !req
183. ooh.Copy !req
184. Phat allen
and his junkyard pals.Copy !req
185. Uh-Oh! A girl.Copy !req
186. Put your package away.Copy !req
187. Who the hell
are you?Copy !req
188. You know who i is.Copy !req
189. When i was younger,
you violated me.Copy !req
190. Hey, hey, what?Copy !req
191. Yeah, and the rest
of y'all just watched.Copy !req
192. I don't think
we'd forget
a sexual experienceCopy !req
193. That doesn't involve u
s circling upCopy !req
194. And droppin' snot
on each other's shoes.Copy !req
195. Listen, all i lookin' for
is a little apologyCopy !req
196. So i can stop
sluttin' around,Copy !req
197. And we can put this whole
ugly mess behind us.Copy !req
198. I can't honestly
apologizeCopy !req
199. For somethin'
i'm not even
capable of.Copy !req
200. Yeah. His diabetes
done affected his meat-Is.Copy !req
201. Hey, phat allen.
You're like
a library on sunday.Copy !req
202. A library
on sunday?Copy !req
203. Yeah. No circulation.Copy !req
204. You did it!Copy !req
205. And you know
you did it.Copy !req
206. Foxxy, they ought
to call youCopy !req
207. A german
porn star's mouth.Copy !req
208. German porn star mouth?Copy !req
209. 'Cause you
full of shit.Copy !req
210. Laugh it up, assholes.Copy !req
211. In jail.Copy !req
212. Popo,
arrest these criminals.Copy !req
213. Ooh, ooh! Hey,
watch the hat, man.Copy !req
214. Toot, narrating:
it was amazing.Copy !req
215. Those morons
were worshipping meCopy !req
216. Like i was some kind
of sacred cow.Copy !req
217. And as long
as they didn't find outCopy !req
218. That i was merely cowlike,Copy !req
219. The world was
my deep-Fried oyster.Copy !req
220. Moo.Copy !req
221. Oh, beautiful
and majestic cow,Copy !req
222. May this traditional
indian dance hasten
your recovery.Copy !req
223. Holy crap!Copy !req
224. That sucked my balls!Copy !req
225. it speaks!Copy !req
226. Oh, goddamn it!Copy !req
227. I mean, moo?Copy !req
228. Well, i guess
the jig is up.Copy !req
229. Ok, assbags,Copy !req
230. Thanks for the grub
and the retarded dance.Copy !req
231. You cannot go,
talking cow,Copy !req
232. For you are the one!Copy !req
233. The one what?Copy !req
234. The legendary
sacred talking cow.Copy !req
235. We must bring her
to the second-Most
powerful indian,Copy !req
236. After kumar from that
white castlemovie—Copy !req
237. The king of india!Copy !req
238. the king of india?Copy !req
239. He sounds dreamy!Copy !req
240. Oops! Looks like fat ass
is on her way to india.Copy !req
241. Meanwhile,
foxxy's giving my boys
a mess of trouble.Copy !req
242. You know
what i'm sayin'?Copy !req
243. Unh!Copy !req
244. Now, missy,
are the scoundrelsCopy !req
245. That perpetrated
this unthinkable actCopy !req
246. Upon your body,Copy !req
247. Are they here today
in this courtroom?Copy !req
248. They right
over there,Copy !req
249. Where
i usually sit.Copy !req
250. Your witness.Copy !req
251. Miss love,Copy !req
252. Isn't it true
you like a bowlin' ball?Copy !req
253. A bowlin' ball?Copy !req
254. Yeah. You get fingered
and thrown in the gutterCopy !req
255. 20 times a night.Copy !req
256. mm-Hmm.Copy !req
257. You mind standin' up
and showin' the courtCopy !req
258. Your very revealin' outfit?Copy !req
259. I stress-U-Ously
object.Copy !req
260. You can'ts put
the victim on trial.Copy !req
261. Actually, puttin'
the victim on trial isCopy !req
262. A very successful
legal strategy,Copy !req
263. And it has worked
once again.Copy !req
264. Miss love,
i finds you guilty.Copy !req
265. Oh, lordy.Copy !req
266. And as for
the rest of y'all,Copy !req
267. I order you all
to circle up!Copy !req
268. Baby?Copy !req
269. Uh, foxxy love?
Yeah?Copy !req
270. We need your cell
for the guard's
break room,Copy !req
271. So you're free
to go.Copy !req
272. I said this prison
couldn't hold me.Copy !req
273. Whatever.Copy !req
274. Now here are
your personal effects—Copy !req
275. Your wallet,
your hattori hanzo
steel samurai sword,Copy !req
276. And the list of peopleCopy !req
277. Responsible
for putting you in here.Copy !req
278. Let me see that list.Copy !req
279. Ohh, yeah, i forgot
about those guys.Copy !req
280. Gettin' revenge on themCopy !req
281. Would be an interestin' way
to express my anger.Copy !req
282. Attendant, indian accent:
passengers, if you look
out on your left,Copy !req
283. You will see a red lineCopy !req
284. Running through
a giant map of the world.Copy !req
285. And remember, f.D.A. Laws
prohibit smoking or crappingCopy !req
286. Anywhere but the bathroom.Copy !req
287. We're not
in india yet, people.Copy !req
288. Oh, great king of india.Copy !req
289. Oh-Oh, man.Copy !req
290. Did you try
control, alt, delete?Copy !req
291. Mmm? Mm-Hmm.Copy !req
292. Mm—How 'bout
shutting it off
and turning it back on?Copy !req
293. No, no.
I am not indian.Copy !req
294. I am steve, an american
from texas-Land.Copy !req
295. Oh! Ohh!Copy !req
296. Is it my fault
she was kept on hold
for 15 minutes?Copy !req
297. I don't think so.Copy !req
298. Now, what is your name,
and how may i help you?Copy !req
299. Oh, we have something
most wonderful
to show you.Copy !req
300. Behold!Copy !req
301. She is
a beautiful cow.Copy !req
302. Ohh... ohh...Copy !req
303. But so what?Copy !req
304. So what?Copy !req
305. I'm a goddamn
talking cow,
that's so what!Copy !req
306. Now, who does
a talking cow
have to screwCopy !req
307. To get some goddamn
cheese around here?Copy !req
308. The prophecy
has been fulfilled!Copy !req
309. You, talking cow,
are now our supreme ruler!Copy !req
310. You want me to be
your supreme ruler?Copy !req
311. That means you must obey
my every command!Copy !req
312. Ok, everyone,
circle up!Copy !req
313. What the fuck
are you lookin' at?Copy !req
314. I've killed a hell
of a lots of peopleCopy !req
315. To get to this point.Copy !req
316. I went on what the movie
advertisements refer toCopy !req
317. As a roarin' rampage
of revenge.Copy !req
318. I roared, and i rampaged.Copy !req
319. And i gots
bloody satisfaction.Copy !req
320. And now i am goin'
to kill bill...Copy !req
321. Cosby's most beloved
character, phat allen.Copy !req
322. The sacred cow
must be pleasured!Copy !req
323. I need more men
to service me!Copy !req
324. Man, i sure am
showin' foxxy!Copy !req
325. I've taken more penises
than all the land mines
in vietnam.Copy !req
326. The village
of tandoori refuses
to send any more menCopy !req
327. To have sex
with you.Copy !req
328. Burn the village
to the ground!Copy !req
329. And bring me another side
of yogurt sauce.Copy !req
330. But, sacred cow,
you have already had sex
with 9 million men!Copy !req
331. That is almost
.02 percentCopy !req
332. Of this town's
population!Copy !req
333. I said more yogurt sauce!Copy !req
334. This shocking footage
of a sex-Crazed,Copy !req
335. Tyrannical cow leader
comes to us from india.Copy !req
336. Apparently, india
is some sort of countryCopy !req
337. Way on the other side
of earth.Copy !req
338. You heard it here first.Copy !req
339. Oh, my.
The whole state of india
thinks toot is a cow.Copy !req
340. Oh, but it doesn't
make any sense.Copy !req
341. Uh, i mean, i—Copy !req
342. I took her
to the mall,Copy !req
343. And i bought her
a muumuu,Copy !req
344. And then—
Wait a minute.Copy !req
345. Muu... muu.Copy !req
346. I see what
must have happened.Copy !req
347. Toot needs us!
Let's go to india!Copy !req
348. Grab on to my legs.Copy !req
349. Oh, phat allen...Copy !req
350. Come out and play-Ee-Ay!Copy !req
351. Hey, hey, hey, hey,Copy !req
352. Somebody slaughtered
my gang today.Copy !req
353. They ought
to call you daddy.Copy !req
354. Daddy?Copy !req
355. 'Cause you missed
terribly.Copy !req
356. Aah!
Ehh.Copy !req
357. Damn,
that was the swordCopy !req
358. I was gonna use
to kill phat allen.Copy !req
359. Hey, hey, hey, hey,Copy !req
360. I ain't lettin' you
get away.Copy !req
361. yow!Copy !req
362. They ought to call you
guy who refuses
to marry my mother.Copy !req
363. The guy who refuses
to marry my mama?Copy !req
364. 'Cause you always
just hangin' around.Copy !req
365. Looked like things looked
pretty bad for the foxxy.Copy !req
366. But then she remembered
her ivory ben wa balls.Copy !req
367. ?
You know what i'm sayin'Copy !req
368. 'Cause i don't.Copy !req
369. They ought to call you
lance armstrong.Copy !req
370. 'Cause i only gots
one ball left?Copy !req
371. Wait a minute.
Isn't lance armstrongCopy !req
372. That guy
who hangs upside down
from giant magnets?Copy !req
373. Wait!Copy !req
374. I swear,Copy !req
375. We never touched
an innocent girlCopy !req
376. In our lives.Copy !req
377. Y.
We ain't bill cosbCopy !req
378. We're just
his creations.Copy !req
379. Why should i
believe you?Copy !req
380. Because he's telling
the truth, foxxy.Copy !req
381. They never touched you.Copy !req
382. Oh, lordy!Copy !req
383. ok, folks,
once we have clearedCopy !req
384. The giant map, we'll be
climbing to our cruising
altitude of 138 feet,Copy !req
385. So we invite you to sit back
and enjoy the flight.Copy !req
386. And remember,
your seat cushion can doubleCopy !req
387. As the wall
to an awesome pillow fort.Copy !req
388. Yes,
what do you want?Copy !req
389. Listen, indian dude,Copy !req
390. There's been
a horrible mistakeCopy !req
391. With your new leader.Copy !req
392. You see, i gave
our housemate a muumuu,Copy !req
393. And now your entire country
thinks she's a cow.Copy !req
394. Yeah,
but she's not a cow.Copy !req
395. A cow's 4 stomachs
are on the inside.Copy !req
396. There is no way
anyone could mistake
a woman for a cow.Copy !req
397. Now, a whale,
that would
make sense.Copy !req
398. As implausible
as it seems,Copy !req
399. She's not a cow.Copy !req
400. They have called
the sacred talking cowCopy !req
401. A not-Cow.Copy !req
402. Arrest them!Copy !req
403. Take them
into the courtyard.Copy !req
404. They must be hung!Copy !req
405. Well, i don't like
to blow my own horn.Copy !req
406. Though, for 5 bucks, i can.Copy !req
407. Oh, i get it.
You have a big penis.Copy !req
408. Pretty good.
Pretty good.Copy !req
409. I love public hangings.Copy !req
410. Today, we are putting to death
4 blasphemous foreigners.Copy !req
411. What the toot?
Wait a minute!Copy !req
412. Those turd stains
are my housemates.Copy !req
413. They said
you were not a cow.Copy !req
414. Aww! They said that?Copy !req
415. Of course,
if that is true,Copy !req
416. We will no longer
treat you as a godCopy !req
417. And let you screw
anyone you want.Copy !req
418. Really?Copy !req
419. But i was
finally proving
to foxxyCopy !req
420. That i could be
as big a whore
as she is.Copy !req
421. Come on, toot.Copy !req
422. Would you rather spend
your entire lifeCopy !req
423. With people
who think you're a cowCopy !req
424. Or with your friends,Copy !req
425. Who only call you a cow
to hurt your feelings?Copy !req
426. Plus, we have a 2-For-1
quiznos coupon.Copy !req
427. Oh. You're right, guysCopy !req
428. Youdohave a 2-For-1
quiznos coupon!Copy !req
429. Overeducated,
helpful tech support
people of india,Copy !req
430. Get a third eyeful!Copy !req
431. I am not a cow!Copy !req
432. We have been hosed!
Get them!Copy !req
433. Go! Go!
Get them. Go!Copy !req
434. Aah! Hold on, guys!Copy !req
435. Well, now that i've
proved i'm desirableCopy !req
436. By forcing millions of indians
to make sex with me,Copy !req
437. I only need
one more thing.Copy !req
438. Uh, ru-486?Copy !req
439. Nah, i was,
like, 220-Somethin'
last time i checked.Copy !req
440. Phat allen never
touched you, foxxy.Copy !req
441. I merely implanted
a false memory
in your slutty brainCopy !req
442. When
i hypnotized you.Copy !req
443. isn't that crazy?Copy !req
444. Why would you do that?Copy !req
445. Because that's wha
t psychiatrists do.Copy !req
446. We plant false memories
to help people
feel betterCopy !req
447. About how horrible
they are.Copy !req
448. They should just call me
childhood vaccinations.Copy !req
449. Childhood vaccinations?Copy !req
450. 'Cause i've been killin'
innocent kids.Copy !req
451. Oh, phats allen,Copy !req
452. I so sorry
for massacring your gang.Copy !req
453. I guess the person
i should have massacred
was dr. Wooldoor.Copy !req
454. Hey, hey, wait!
Before you do anything
you'll regret,Copy !req
455. Just remember—Copy !req
456. My nose itches.Copy !req
457. Scratch,
scratch, scratch.Copy !req
458. Bawk bawk bawk.Copy !req
459. Hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
460. Implanted memories
are great!Copy !req
461. And that's
why they're cool!Copy !req
462. ™ª
♪♪na, na,
you can be a total asshole ♪Copy !req
463. Captioned by the national
captioning institute
—Www.Ncicap.Org—Copy !req