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3. WOW!
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4. I TOTALLY DID THIS
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5. I WISH I WAS A CHICK.
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6. AND HERE'S ONE THAT MAKES YOU
FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN.
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7. WHAT, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
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8. UH-OH, CAPTAIN.
AIN'T THAT THE HERO SIGNAL?
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9. RELAX. IF IT'S
ANYTHING IMPORTANT,
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10. CAPTAIN GIRL WILL PAGE ME.
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11. WHEN ARE WE GONNA MEET
THIS NEW SIDEKICK
OF YOURS ANYWAY?
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12. WHAT IS IT, CAPTAIN GIRL?
THE EVIL MAD LIBBER?
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13. I'M ON MY WAY.
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14. CAPTAIN HERO,
MIND IF I TAG ALONG?
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15. MAYBE I CAN HELP.
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16. SORRY, YELLOW CREATURE,
BUT IF I WANTED SOMETHING
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17. I WOULD TAKE ANOTHER...
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18. WOOH! WOOH!
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19. OOH.
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20. I KNOW IT SOUNDS SILLY,
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21. BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT
THAT MAYBE I COULD BE
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22. BUT EVERY TIME
I TRY TO GET UP
THE COURAGE TO ASK HIM,
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23. IT CAME OUT WRONG.
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24. CAPTAIN HERO,
CAN I BE YOUR SIDE...
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25. SHOW?
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26. OK.
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27. STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS,
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28. AND SEE THE BOY WHO CLAIMS
HE CAN'T BE HIT BY A ROCK.
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29. ME!
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30. OW! OW! OW!
CUT THAT OUT!
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31. AND NOW THAT HE
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32. I GUESS HE'LL
NEVER NEED ME.
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33. WHOA IS ME.
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34. WHAT ARE YOU
CRYING ABOUT, HE-BITCH?
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35. YOUR LIFE AIN'T SO BAD.
LOOK AT ME.
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36. WHOA! DUDE, YOU NEED
TO GET AN ELECTRIC RAZOR.
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37. I HAVE ONE!
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38. WELL, I GUESS WE ALL
HAVE PROBLEMS.
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39. PROBLEMS? I'M A GODDAMN MESS.
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40. I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.
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41. I HAVE A BIT OF A TEMPER.
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42. I'LL CUT YOU,
YOU DIRTY POLACK!
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43. AND I CAN'T STOP EATING.
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44. CHRIST, I EVEN HAVE
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45. THAT'S ONE
IRRITABLE BOWEL.
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46. I'M THE ONLY
PERSON IN THIS HOUSE
WHO KNOWS WHAT SUFFERING IS.
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47. MY FRIENDS.
CAPTAIN GIRL. SHE'S DEAD.
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48. DEAD!
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49. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
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50. BY THE TIME I GOT THERE,
THE MAD LIBBER WAS GONE
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51. AND CAPTAIN GIRL
HAD BEEN POISONED TO DEATH.
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52. POISONED? THEN WHY IS
THERE BLOOD ON HER UNIFORM?
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53. IT WAS THAT TIME
OF THE MONTH.
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54. THAT DOES—
WHAT ARE YOU, 12?
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55. ONCE A MONTH, IN
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
NATURAL PROCESS POSSIBLE,
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56. BLOOD COMES FLOWING OUT
OF A WOMAN'S BUTTHOLE.
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57. AND NOW IT
WILL NEVER FLOW
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58. OUT OF CAPTAIN GIRL'S
BUTTHOLE EVER AGAIN.
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59. OH, THERE, THERE, SUGAR.
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60. EVERYTHING GONNA
BE ALL RIGHT.
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61. OH, YEAH. YOU LIKE
TO COMFORT ME,
DON'T YOU, BITCH?
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62. TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE,
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63. THE MAD LIBBER LEFT
THIS NOTE TO TAUNT ME.
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64. WHAT'S IT SAY?
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65. OH. LET ME SEE.
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66. OK, FIRST I'M
GONNA NEED A VERB.
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67. PICK ME.
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68. YEAH, I GOT
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69. WELL, THAT SEEMS TO BE IT.
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70. "I, THE EVIL MAD LIBBER
VICIOUSLY PENISED
CAPTAIN GIRL
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71. FOR GETTING TOO PENIS
TO MY INGENIOUS PENIS."
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72. CAPTAIN GIRL!
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73. GEE, CAPTAIN HERO, SIR,
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74. I WISH THERE WAS SOME WAY
I COULD COMFORT YOU.
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75. THANK YOU, CHUM.
BUT THE ONLY THING
THAT COULD COMFORT ME NOW
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76. IS A NEW SIDEKICK.
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77. AND WHERE AM I GONNA
FIND ONE OF THOSE?
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78. I COULD BE
YOUR NEW SIDE... SHOW.
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79. OH!
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80. NO TIME
FOR FUN NOW, FRIEND.
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81. EVERYONE, WELCOME.
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82. IN ACCORDANCE WITH
CAPTAIN GIRL'S WISHES,
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83. WE ARE BURYING HER
AS A MORMON.
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84. NOT BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE,
BUT BECAUSE SHE
HATED MORMONS,
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85. AND IT WOULD MAKE HER HAPPY
FOR US TO BURY ONE.
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86. YOU MAY BEGIN, REVEREND.
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87. IF YOU'LL ALL TURN
IN YOUR BOOKS TO PAGE 134.
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88. AHEM. OOGA BOOGA!
GREAT FACE GOD!
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89. MAGIC LIZARD
COME DOWN FROM JUPITER!
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90. EVEN THIS
INSIGHTFUL SATIRE OF RELIGION
COULDN'T CHEER ME UP.
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91. I THOUGHT I WOULD
NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN.
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92. BUT THEN I SAW SOMETHING—
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93. SOMETHING THAT WOULD
CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER.
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94. AND SUDDENLY
I KNEW THE SOLUTION
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95. YEAH.
ICE CREAM, LARD ASS.
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96. NO!
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97. A BABY.
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98. GUESS WHAT, EVERYONE.
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99. I'M GONNA GET ME PREGNANT
AND HAS ME A BABY.
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100. LIKE WHO'S GONNA
DROP A LOG
IN THAT TOILET?
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101. NOT IT.
NOT IT.
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102. OH—
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103. UH, CAPTAIN HERO?
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104. GO AWAY. CAN'T YOU SEE
I JUST WANNA BE ALONE?
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105. OH, CAPTAIN GIRL,
HOW COULD YOU
LEAVE ME LIKE THIS?
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106. ALL DONE.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, PAL?
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107. WELL, I WAS THINKING.
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108. IF IT WOULDN'T BE
TOO MUCH OF A BOTHER,
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109. MAYBE I...
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110. UM, COULD BE YOUR NEW SIDE...
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111. KICK.
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112. WHAT? HOW DARE YOU!
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113. IT'S WAY TOO SOON
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114. SO I WON'T,
AND I'LL JUST SAY YES.
WELCOME ABOARD.
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115. REALLY?
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116. I'M YOUR NEW SIDEKICK?
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117. WHEE!
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118. TOOT, WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING
WITH THAT BLACK LIGHT?
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119. I WANT A BABY.
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120. SO IF THERE'S
THE TINIEST BIT
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121. I'M GONNA FIND IT.
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122. OOH!
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123. OOH!
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124. I'M A REALLY
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125. OOH, GIRL,
CHECK OUT MY FEET.
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126. HUH?
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127. BABY SOUP!
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128. CANNONBALL!
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129. 3 DAYS LATER...
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130. TOOT, BEFORE YOU GET
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131. WE WANT YOU
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132. THAT A BABY IS
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133. BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL,
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134. WE WERE GIVEN EGGS
TO CARRY AROUND
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135. TO HELP TEACH US
THE RESPONSIBILITIES
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136. SO WE THOUGHT
WE COULD TEACH YOU
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137. A BABY FROM NICARAGUA.
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138. A BABY!
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139. A BABY FROM NICARAGUA!
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140. MMM! MMM! MMM! MMM!
MMM! MMM! MMM! MMM!
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141. COME ON, BABY FROM NICARAGUA,
LET'S GO FIX MOMMY'S LIFE.
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142. THOSE ASSHOLES THOUGHT I
WOULDN'T TAKE TO BEING A MOTHER.
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143. OPEN WIDE.
HERE COMES THE PLANE.
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144. OH, THE PLANE NEEDS TO MAKE
AN EMERGENCY LANDING.
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145. WHAT DID THEY KNOW?
MOTHERHOOD MADE ME HAPPY.
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146. RIGHT, BABY?
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147. TO MOTHERHOOD!
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148. OW!
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149. BEING A SIDEKICK
WAS A DREAM COME TRUE.
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150. CAPTAIN HERO AND I
BATTLED ALL SORTS
OF EVIL VILLAINS.
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151. LIKE THE GIGANTIC MIDGET.
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152. YOU'VE NEVER FACED
A MIDGET AS BIG AS ME.
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153. AH!
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154. AND THEN WE FOUGHT
THE MOST CONFUSED
VILLAIN IN THE WORLD—
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155. SENOR ESKIMO GOLDBERG.
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156. WHAT THE HELL AM I?
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157. BUT THEN
I STARTED TO SUSPECT
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158. THAT CAPTAIN HERO WANTED ME
TO BE MORE LIKE CAPTAIN GIRL.
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159. YOU KNOW,
WHEN CAPTAIN GIRL
DANCED FOR ME,
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160. SHE HAD THE DECENCY
TO TUCK HER BALLS
BETWEEN HER LEGS.
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161. BUT I AM NOT...
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162. CAPTAIN GIRL.
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163. AAH!
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164. AAH!
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165. OH, NO!
LING-LING, BAD!
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166. YOU BAD ASIAN THING. NO. NO.
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167. TOOT, WHERE THE HELL
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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168. THE STORE.
MOMMY'S COMPLETELY
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169. TOOT, IF YOU DON'T START
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170. SHE GONNA BE ALL MESSED UP.
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171. SHE'S RIGHT, TOOT.
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172. LING-LING WAS ABOUT
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173. DON'T TELL ME
HOW TO RAISE MY BABY.
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174. I KNOW
HOW TO KEEP IT SAFE.
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175. WHO WOULD DARE TO ENTER
THE CIRCLE OF FIRE?
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176. TOODLES!
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177. UH, I THINK THAT TRAM
IS ABOUT TO FALL.
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178. AH, YEAH. YOU TAKE CARE
OF THAT, HUH?
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179. I'M TRYING
TO READ HUSTLER.
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180. IT GIVES EVERY MAN
X-RAY VISION,
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181. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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182. BUY A COPY
AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.
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183. BUT I CAN'T FLY,
AND I DON'T HAVE SUPER STRENGTH.
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184. CAPTAIN GIRL WOULD HAVE
TAKEN CARE OF THIS ALREADY.
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185. HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?
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186. I AM NOT CAPTAIN GIRL!
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187. NO, SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN
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188. INSIDE. SERIOUSLY.
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189. YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
YOU'RE NOT CAPTAIN GIRL.
SHE WAS A REAL SIDEKICK.
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190. UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.
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191. SERIOUSLY. INSIDE.
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192. WOOLDOOR,
MAKING YOU MY SIDEKICK
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193. WAS THE BIGGEST
MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.
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194. YOU'RE FIRED!
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195. CAPTAIN HERO, WAIT!
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196. CAPTAIN GIRL
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197. I'M THE WORST.
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198. I NEVER DESERVED
TO BE HERO'S SIDEKICK.
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199. JUST LIKE I DIDN'T
DESERVE TO BE CROWNED
MISS UNIVERSE '97.
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200. THESE AREN'T REAL.
THESE AREN'T REAL!
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201. IF YOU DON'T
STOP YOUR CRYING,
2 THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN.
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202. I'M GONNA HAVE AN ORGASM
AND THEN I'M GONNA
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203. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
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204. OH, SPANKY,
CAPTAIN HERO FIRED ME
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205. BECAUSE I'M NOT AS GOOD
A SIDEKICK AS CAPTAIN GIRL.
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206. HOW GOOD A SIDEKICK
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207. SHE'S DEAD.
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208. HMM.
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209. YOU KNOW, SPANKY,
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210. I BET IF I DEFEATED
THE MAD LIBBER,
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211. I'D PROVE TO HERO
I'M AN EVEN BETTER SIDEKICK
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212. THAN HIS PRECIOUS
CAPTAIN GIRL.
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213. IF ONLY I KNEW
HOW TO FIND HIM.
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214. OH, WHOA.
HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
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215. OH, I THINK
IT'S BREAKING NEWS.
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216. HOLY CRAP! THE MAD LIBBER
IS VERBING A BANK!
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217. THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.
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218. TO THE WOOLDOOR-MOBILE.
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219. GET THE FUCK
OUT OF THE CAR.
MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
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220. ALL RIGHT.
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221. SHUT UP!
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222. JUST DON'T HURT ME.
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224. NO WAY.
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225. GET IN THE FUCKING TRUNK!
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226. I DON'T WANNA DIE!
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227. "I DON'T WANNA DIE."
YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE.
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228. AHH-AHH-AHH-AHH-AHH!
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229. WHEE!
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230. I'LL SHOW CAPTAIN HERO
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231. UH, GR-GRANDPA?
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234. WHO THREW UP IN HERE?
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235. AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
ALL NIGHT, MOMMY FATTEST?
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236. I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM NOW.
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237. BUT WHEREVER I AM,
SOMEBODY THREW UP EVERYWHERE.
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238. TOOT, YOUR BAD PARENTING
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239. IS HAVING A TERRIBLE
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240. LOOK AT HER.
SHE IS OUT OF CONTROL.
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241. HEY, BABY.
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243. AH, SHE JUST NEEDS
SOME DISCIPLINE.
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244. BABY, YOU'RE GROUNDED!
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245. HEY, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE,
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246. YOU FILTHY WHORE!
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247. DON'T MAKE ME WASH OUT
MY MOUTH WITH HAM.
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248. SORRY, KIDS.
THERE'S NO TIME TO SPARE.
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249. NOT EVEN ENOUGH
TO SLOW DOWN THE VEHICLE.
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250. OH, NO. I'M TOO LATE.
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251. THE MAD LIBBER
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252. HE LEFT A NOTE.
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253. I BETTER GET BACK
AND DECIPHER THIS.
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254. TO THE WOOLDOOR TRUCK.
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255. I FELT BAD ABOUT
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256. I DECIDED TO SIT DOWN
AND HAVE A REAL TALK
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257. ABOUT BEING
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258. BABY! BABY!
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259. COME ON. OPEN THE DOOR.
MOMMY JUST WANTS TO TALK.
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260. I BROUGHT YOU COOKIES.
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261. HEY, WHAT THE...
DID YOU EAT ALL MY COOKIES?
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262. OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!
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263. OH, MY GOD!
MY BABY'S RUN AWAY!
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264. MY BABY'S RUN AWAY!
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265. THIS NOTE STILL DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE, SPANKY.
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266. HOW DO YOU HORRIBLY
PENIS SOMEONE?
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267. ALL RIGHT. BUT I'M ONLY
GONNA SHOW THIS TO YOU
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268. WAIT. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
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269. MAYBE IF WE
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271. THE MAD LIBBER'S NOTE
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272. THAT'S CRAZY, WOOLDOOR.
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273. JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO PENIS.
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274. SPANKY, I NEED A VERB.
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275. I THINK I'VE BEEN
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276. BUT I'M TELLING YOU,
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277. ONE OF THOSE BLANKS
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278. ALL RIGHT. FINE.
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279. OOH. THIS MAKES
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280. "I WILL HORRIBLY KILL YOU ALL
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281. "BY BLOWING UP THE TOWN'S DAM
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282. "USING A BOMB
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283. FROM THE PENIS TOWER."
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284. OH, MY GOD! I'VE GOT
TO GET TO THE PENIS TOWER!
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285. TO THE WOOL-DELOREAN!
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286. WHOA! WAIT A SECOND!
NO, NO! WOOLDOOR, WAIT!
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287. DON'T GO!
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288. OH, NO.
DOC, I THINK I'M TOO LATE.
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289. I LOOKED
FOR MY BABY EVERYWHERE.
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291. BY THE REFRIGERATOR.
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292. BY THE POOL AGAIN.
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293. IT WAS LIKE SHE DISAPPEARED
OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
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294. WE CAN'T FIND
YOUR BABY ANYWHERE.
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295. YOU'RE NOT LOOKING HARD ENOUGH!
OH, DID YOU CHECK THE FRIDGE?
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296. EXCUSE ME.
IS THIS YOURS?
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297. CHILD SERVICES.
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298. MY ARCH-NEMESIS.
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299. WE MEET AGAIN,
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300. MISS LOVE.
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301. SO TELL ME. HOW AQUAMETTA
AND LITTLE RAY-RAY?
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302. YOU MEAN HEATHER
AND RAYMOND-RAYMOND.
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303. THEY'RE VERY HAPPY NOW
WITH THE JURGENSENS.
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304. OH! WHERE WERE YOU?
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305. SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE,
I'VE BEEN SO DRUNK.
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306. I MEAN WASTED.
NO. SHIT-FACED
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307. YEAH, THAT'S IT.
SHIT-FACED.
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308. MISS BRAUNSTEIN,
WE FOUND YOUR BABY
SHOPLIFTING.
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309. SHOPLIFTING?
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310. I SPARED YOU THE PAIN OF ALL
THOSE VACCINATION SHOTS,
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311. AND THIS IS HOW
YOU REPAY ME?
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312. OH, IT GETS WORSE.
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313. SHE STOLE
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316. ONE OF THESE BUILDINGS
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317. BUT WHICH ONE?
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318. MAYBE SOMEONE IN THIS
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319. THE DAM WILL BE
BLOWN UP IN 3, 2...
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MAD LIBBER.
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322. FOR THE MURDER
OF CAPTAIN GIRL.
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323. CAPTAIN GIRL?
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324. WHO THE HELL
IS CAPTAIN GIRL?
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325. YOU KNOW. CAPTAIN HERO'S
OLD SIDEKICK.
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326. CAPTAIN HERO
NEVER HAD A SIDEKICK.
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327. NO ONE WOULD WORK
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328. WHAT? IF HE NEVER
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329. THAT WOULD MEAN...
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330. THAT CAPTAIN HERO
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331. CAPTAIN HERO?
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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332. I GUESS YOU DESERVE
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333. I MADE UP CAPTAIN GIRL.
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334. BUT WHY WOULD
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335. I WAS JEALOUS.
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336. ALL THE OTHER
SUPERHEROES HAVE SIDEKICKS.
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337. BATMAN HAS ROBIN.
AQUAMAN HAS AQUALAD.
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338. WHY, EVEN THE MAD LIBBER
HAS THE MIGHTY QUADRIPLEGIC.
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339. PLEASE TAKE
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340. SO I LIED AND I
MADE UP CAPTAIN GIRL.
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341. THEN ONE LIE
LED TO ANOTHER,
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342. AND THE NEXT THING
YOU KNOW, SHE WAS DEAD.
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343. OH, CAPTAIN GIRL!
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344. I TOO HAVE LOST
A LOT OF IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
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345. THE IMPORTANT THING NOW
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346. IS THAT YOU ACCEPT THAT YOUR
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347. AND I AM HERE.
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348. YOU'RE RIGHT,
CAPTAIN WOOLDOOR.
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349. NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY
YOU AND I MAKE
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350. FOR WHAT HE DID
TO MY BELOVED CAPTAIN GIRL.
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351. YOU MEAN TOGETHER,
AS YOUR SIDEKICK?
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352. YES.
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353. WHEE!
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354. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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355. QUICK, WOOLDOOR.
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356. TO THE WOOLDOOR CHAIR.
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357. AAH-AAH! WHY
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358. GET IN.
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359. WHAT ABOUT
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360. SILLY, WOOLDOOR.
HE'S JUST A FIGMENT
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361. WHEE!
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362. WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
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363. MY BABY WAS ABOUT
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364. WHY WAS SHE
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365. OH, MY GOD.
HER WATER BROKE.
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366. YOU THINK HAVING A BABY
IS GONNA SOLVE
ALL YOUR PROBLEMS?
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367. YOU'RE NOT READY
TO BE A MOTHER.
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368. SHE'S CROWNING.
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369. A BABY ISN'T A TOY.
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370. IT'S A HUGE RESPONSIBILITY.
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371. OH! I GET IT NOW.
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372. THANKS FOR TEACHING ME
THAT MOTHERHOOD IS
A JOYLESS BURDEN
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373. BEST LEFT
TO WEALTHY PEOPLE
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374. WHO CAN HIRE SOMEONE NAMED
LORETTA ARTERA LOCERRA
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375. TO DO MOST OF
THE HARD WORK FOR THEM.
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376. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN
THAT BABIES FROM NICARAGUA
COULDN'T FIX PROBLEMS.
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377. IF THEY COULD,
NICARAGUA WOULDN'T BE SUCH
A SHITHOLE, WOULD IT?
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378. I KNEW YOU'D FIGURE IT OUT
EVENTUALLY, GRANDMA.
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379. OH!
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380. SERIOUSLY, TOOT,
YOU SUCK.
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381. WE'LL BE TAKING THESE NOW.
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382. I THINK THEY'LL BE
MUCH HAPPIER WITH LOVING,
CARING FOSTER PARENTS.
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383. THE JURGENSENS?
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384. OH, GOD, NO.
THOSE PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS.
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385. NOW THAT THAT'S
TAKEN CARE OF,
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386. LET'S ALL GO GET WASTED.
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387. MY TREAT!
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388. GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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389. CHILD SERVICES HERE.
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390. DO YOUR PART TO CONTROL
THE NICARAGUAN
BABY POPULATION.
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391. HAVE YOUR BABIES
FROM NICARAGUA SPAYED
OR NEUTERED. THANK YOU.
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392. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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