1. NOW, IT—
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2. OOH, LOOK!
IT'S SUPER NANNY!
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3. DID YOU SAY SUPER NANNY?
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4. WHO IS THIS
SO-CALLED "SUPER NANNY"?
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5. IT'S NOBODY,
CAPTAIN HERO.
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6. DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.
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7. WHY HAS NO ONE INFORMED
ME OF THIS SUPER NANNY?
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8. OH, LORD. HERE GO
CAPTAIN TARDO AGAIN.
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9. EVERY TIME HE HEARS ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE BEING SUPER,
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10. HE GOES A LITTLE BIT NUTS,
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11. LIKE WHEN HE FIRST HEARD
OF A SUPERMARKET.
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12. YOU'RE NOT
SO SUPER NOW! HAH!
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13. AND SUPER GLUE.
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14. DAMN YOU, SUPER GLUE!
HYAH! HYAH!
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15. AND OF COURSE, THAT INCIDENT
WITH THE SOUP OR SALAD.
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16. SHOW YOURSELF,
SUPER SALAD! HYAH! WAH!
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17. SIR, I WAS JUST
ASKING YOU IF YOU
WANT SOUP OR SALAD.
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18. I'M GIVING YOU
A CHOICE BETWEEN
THE TW—
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19. UHH! HYAH!
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20. SUPER NANNY
IS JUST A TV SHOW
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21. ABOUT SOME UNRULY KIDS
IN NEED OF A GOOD ASS-BEATING.
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22. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT
SHE WANTS YOU TO THINK.
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23. HYAH!
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24. AH, THIS OUGHT TO BE
ENTERTAINING.
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25. HEY, LING-LING,
GET US SOME BEER!
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26. YOU DON'T HAVE
A DRIVER'S LICENSE?
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27. SINCE
THE DAWN OF TIME,
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28. I'VE DREAMED OF ESCORTING
AN ASIAN TO THE DMV
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29. TO WATCH HIM
TAKE A DRIVER'S TEST.
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30. FINALLY, THAT DAY HAS COME!
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31. SADDLE UP,
MY LO MEIN MAN!
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32. WE GOIN' ON
A FIELD TRIP!
YEE-HAW!
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33. Captain Hero:
JUST THE THOUGHT OF THIS
SUPER NANNY MADE ME SICK.
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34. I NEEDED TO CONFRONT HER
AND FIND OUT HOW SUPER
SHE REALLY WAS.
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35. COMPUTER, WHERE
IS THIS SUPER NANNY?
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36. COMPUTER, WHERE
IS THIS SUPER NANNY?
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37. CUISINART, WHY ISN'T
COMPUTER TALKING TO ME?
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38. OH, GOD! WHY ISN'T
ANYBODY ANSWERING ME?
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39. PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENER?
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40. 3-PRONG TO 2-PRONG ADAPTER?
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41. YOU, TOO?
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42. NOOOOOO!
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43. AND THEN I REALIZED
THAT THERE WAS ONE WAY
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44. I COULD MAKE SUPER NANNY
COME TO ME.
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45. I WANT CHOCOLATE MILK!
I WANT CHOCOLATE MILK!
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46. WHAT THE HECK?
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47. JUST GIVE HIM SOME
CHOCOLATE MILK,
FOR CHRISTMAS' SAKE!
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48. WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE!
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49. I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU,
I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!
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50. DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN!
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51. QUICK! WHAT
ARE WE GONNA DO?
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52. WE NEED A PROFESSIONAL.
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53. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
CALL SUPER NANNY.
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54. OH, YES. CALL
YOUR SUPER NANNY.
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55. I'M HERE TO HELP
MY LITTLE FRIEND GET
HIMSELF A DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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56. ARE YOU TRYING
TO GET US KILLED?
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57. DON'T YOU
REALIZE HE'S—
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58. ASIAN? YEAH. I KNOW.
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59. NOW LET'S GET TO IT.
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60. NATURALLY,
LING-LING ACED
THE WRITTEN TEST,
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61. AND COINCIDENTALLY,
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62. SO DID ALL THE
RETARDED WHITE PEOPLE
SITTING AROUND HIM.
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63. AND HE NARROWLY PASSED
THE EYE EXAM.
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64. "R,"R,"
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65. "R,"R."
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66. MARTIN LUTHER KING HAD
A DREAM, AND SO DID I.
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67. BUT UNLIKE MARTIN
LUTHER KING, MY DREAM
WAS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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68. ALL RIGHT. FASTEN
YOUR SEAT BELT AND—
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69. HOLY FUCKING CRAP!
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70. LING-LING? UH-OH.
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71. RRRR! CRRRSSSSH!
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72. PLEASE STOP.
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73. OH! THANK JESUS
YOU'RE HERE,
SUPER NANNY!
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74. Captain Hero: MY PLAN
TO LURE THE SUPER NANNY
TO ME HAD WORKED!
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75. AT LAST WE MEET,
SUPER NANNY!
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76. SO, WHAT YOU GOT,
TOOTS?
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77. A LITTLE X-RAY VISION,
HEAT VISION,
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78. OR LIKE OUR PRESIDENT,
NO VISION AT ALL?
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79. HA HA HA HA HA!
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80. THAT'S SUPER SATIRE.
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81. THIS KIND OF BACKTALK
IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.
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82. YOU DON'T
HAVE ANY POWERS,
DO YOU POOPIE-HEAD?
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83. PBBBT!
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84. ALL RIGHT, CAPTAIN HERO.
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85. YOU'RE GOING TO SIT
ON THIS NAUGHTY STOOL
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86. TILL I TELL YOU
TO GET OFF.
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87. YOU DON'T ACTUALLY
EXPECT ME TO GET—
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88. I SAID NAUGHTY STOOL!
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89. OH, SHE'S GOOD.
A LITTLE TOO GOOD.
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90. CAN I GET OFF NOW?
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91. COME ON! I DON'T WANT
TO BE ON THE NAUGHTY STOOL.
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92. NO, NO, NO!
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93. NOW APOLOGIZE,
AND YOU CAN GET OFF
THE NAUGHTY STOOL.
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94. OH, FINE. I'M SORRY.
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95. Captain Hero: I HAD
TOTALLY UNDERESTIMATED
THE SUPER NANNY.
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96. I'M NOT EATING THIS CRAP!
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97. UNACCEPTABLE.
NAUGHTY STOOL.
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98. OHHHH.
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99. I SAID, GIVE ME THE REMOTE!
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100. UNACCEPTABLE.
NAUGHTY STOOL.
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101. OHHHH.
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102. UNACCEPTABLE.
NAUGHTY STOOL.
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103. OHHHH.
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104. SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE.
I HAD TO FIND A WAY
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105. TO DEFEAT HER
AND HER NAUGHTY STOOL.
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106. BUT HOW?
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107. BUT... HOW?
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108. YOU KNOW, IF YOU JUST
KEEP THE CAMERA ROLLING,
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109. IT'S NOT NEARLY AS DRAMATIC.
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110. AW, JERKOFF ASSHOLES.
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111. I GOT LING-LING'S
TEST RESULTS BACK.
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112. HE HAS SUFFERED
A MILD CONCUSSION.
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113. THE BEST THING
FOR HIM NOW IS
TO GET SOME REST...
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114. IN BED.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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115. SIMPLER TIME. AHH!
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116. SPANKY, THIS IS
ALL YOUR FAULT!
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117. IT'S NOT SPANKY'S FAULT
LING-LING WAS INJURED.
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118. THERE IS A SIMPLE
BIOLOGICAL REASON
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119. WHY HE CAN'T DRIVE
NO GOOD. OBSERVE!
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120. THIS HELMET
SIMULATES THE WAY
ASIANS SEE THE WORLD.
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121. STEP IN!
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122. WOOLDOOR, THIS IS SOME
RETARDED RACIST CRAP!
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123. ASIANS DON'T SEE THE WORLD
ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN WE DO.
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124. CLARA, TELL ME
WHAT YOU SEE.
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125. HMM...
BEEF AND BROCCOLI.
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126. 2 GUYS WHO LOOK
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
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127. 7.
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128. NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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129. AAH! WATCH OUT!
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130. TURN WITHOUT SIGNALING!
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131. HIT THE BRAKES SUDDENLY!
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132. DRIVE IN THE WRONG LANE!
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133. UHH!
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134. UHH!
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135. STILL THINK
BEING ASIAN IS COOL?
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136. WOOLDOOR, IF YOU
COULD FIX MY ARM,
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137. I'M SURE YOU COULD
FIX LING-LING'S
VISION, RIGHT?
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138. HMM...
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139. THIS EXPRESSION
MEANS I AM THINKING.
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140. THAT BRITISH NANNY
HAS REALLY SHAKEN ME UP.
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141. I MUST FIND A WAY
TO DEFEAT HER AND
HER STUPID NAUGHTY STOOL.
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142. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!
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143. UM... IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO BE SENT TO
THE NAUGHTY STOOL,
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144. WHY DON'T YOU
JUST BEHAVE YOURSELF?
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145. HOW DARE YOU!
WHY, I'LL SHOW YOU...
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146. HOW MONKEYS
GROOM EACH OTHER.
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147. MMM! MMM! MMM!
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148. GOOD, CAPTAIN HERO.
THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
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149. HERE. HAVE A LOLLY.
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150. HAH! SEE THAT?
I TOLD YOU SO!
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151. HMM. NO NAUGHTY STOOL.
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152. MAYBE, JUST MAYBE,
IF I PLAY ALONG,
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153. EAT MY VEGGIES,
GO TO BED ON TIME,
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154. AND STOP HUNTING
MALE PROSTITUTES
WITH A CROSSBOW,
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155. I WILL RENDER
SUPER NANNY POWERLESS!
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156. I HAD ACCEPTED
MY ROOMMATE'S CHALLENGE
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157. TO GIVE LING-LING
A ROUND EYE
FOR THE ASIAN GUY.
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158. TO HELP LING-LING,
I'VE USED THE MOST
SOPHISTICATED TECHNOLOGY
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159. THAT MODERN MEDICINE
CAN PROVIDE.
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160. EASY LING-LING, EASY.
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161. BEHOLD!
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162. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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163. OH, MY GOD!
EVERYTHING LOOK DIFFERENT!
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164. WHAT? I SPEAK
ENGLISH NOW, TOO?
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165. WOOLDOOR
FIXED YOUR EYES.
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166. NOW YOU'RE JUST
LIKE THE REST OF US.
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167. IT'S TRUE. YOU'RE
FINALLY SEEING THINGS
THE WAY WE SEE THEM.
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168. NORMAL PEOPLE.
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169. WHOA. THIS A LOT TO HANDLE.
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170. EVERYTHING BE OK AS
LONG AS LING-LING STILL
HAVE HUMONGOUS PENIS.
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171. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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172. LING-LING WANT OLD EYES
BACK OR I KILL YOU ALL!
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173. RELAX, LING-LING,
AND TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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174. OOH. THAT LOOK LIKE
A ROAD, BUT MUCH CALMER.
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175. I BET I CAN DRIVE ON THAT.
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176. LING-LING HAVE CHANCE
TO REDEEM HIMSELF.
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177. HONORABLE PIG DEMON,
WE MUST RETURN TO
THE PLACE OF SHAME.
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178. OH, YOU MEAN THE
SHOWER AT THE Y?
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179. NO. THE DEPARTMENT
OF MOTOR VEHICLES.
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180. Captain Hero: SO I STARTED
ACTING LIKE A GOOD BOY,
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181. WHICH RENDERED SUPER NANNY
AND THE NAUGHTY STOOL
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182. AS POWERLESS AS A MIDGET
IN A GETTING-STUFF-OFF-
A-HIGH-SHELF CONTEST.
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183. OOH, LOOKIE-LOOKIE,
ALL GONE-GONE.
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184. PEAS GO BYE-BYE
INTO MY TUMMY.
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185. SEE? AHHHHHHHHH.
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186. SHALL I BRING ME DISHES
TO THE SINK BEFORE I GO
OFF TO ME BED, MILADY?
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187. YOU MAY.
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188. Captain Hero: AND THAT'S
WHEN I REALIZED
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189. THAT SINCE
SUPER NANNY WAS HERE,
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190. I WAS WELL-RESTED,
LESS GRUMPY,
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191. AND I HADN'T MADE
OOPSY-DAISIES IN MY BED
FOR 3 NIGHTS IN A ROW.
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192. 2 MORE NIGHTS, AND IT'S
HELLO, BIG-BOY PANTS.
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193. GOOD NIGHT,
CAPTAIN HERO.
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194. UH, SUPER NANNY,
I JUST WANTED TO SAY,
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195. WELL, YOU KNOW,
AT FIRST, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE, LIKE,
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196. TRYING TO BE MORE SUPER
THAN ME AND STUFF.
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197. NOW I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST TRYING
TO HELP AND JUNK.
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198. I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING
TO SAY IS, THANK YOU.
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199. CAPTAIN HERO,
YOU ARE ACCEPTABLE.
MWAH!
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200. OH! COULD YOU PLEASE
CHECK UNDER THE BED
FOR MONSTER-MONSTERS?
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201. NO MONSTERS, HONEY.
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202. JUST SOME
WADDED UP TISSUES
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203. AND A BOOK OF
CRIME SCENE PHOTOS.
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204. AAH!
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205. NOT TODAY.
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206. AAH! AAAAAAH!
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207. OH! WE'RE ALIVE!
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208. WHO'S THAT GUY?
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209. WHO'S THAT GUY?
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210. WHO'S THAT GUY?
WHO'S THAT GUY?
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211. WHY DON'T I LET HIM
TELL YOU?
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212. HEY, IS THAT MY BARRETTE?
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213. NO, IT IS NOT!
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214. LET ME SEE!
LET ME SEE!
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215. WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
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216. OH, NOTHING.
CAPTAIN "SHERO" WAS JUST
TRYING TO TAKE MY BARRETTE!
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217. IT'S PRONOUNCED
CAPTAIN HERO,
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218. THE "S" IS SILENT,
YOU HIT-HEAD.
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219. CAPTAIN HERO,
ENOUGH! TO THE NAUGHTY
STOOL WITH YOU!
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220. BUT—BUT I—I—
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221. I SAID, NAUGHTY STOOL!
OH!
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222. SUPER NANNY HAD ALWAYS BEEN
SO FAIR, BUT NOW, SHE WAS
BEING SUPER NOT-FAIR!
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223. WHY WOULD SHE—WAIT!
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224. OH, NO! NO!
I'M OUT OF QUARTERS!
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225. I'VE GOT MORE TO SAY!
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226. AW, JERKOFF ASSHOLES!
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227. THERE HE GOES—
THE GREATEST ASIAN EVER.
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228. WORD QUICKLY
SPREAD ABOUT LING-LING
AND HIS NEW EYES.
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229. SOON, HE WAS THE
SHRIMP TOAST OF THE TOWN.
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230. ACROSS THE GLOBE,
ASIANS EVERYWHERE WANTED
TO BE LIKE LING-LING
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231. AND HAD THE
WIDE-EYE PROCEDURE.
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232. OH, NO WONDER I GET
ROBBED ALL THE TIME!
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233. I OPEN STORE
IN TERRIBLE PART
OF THE CITY.
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234. THANK YOU,
LING-LING!
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235. OH, WOW! MY PANTS
HAVE A ZIPPER!
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236. NO NEED TO HAVE PANTS
AND UNDERWEAR DOWN AROUND
ANKLES TO MAKE PEE-PEE.
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237. THANK YOU, LING-LING!
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238. WAIT A MINUTE.
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239. THAT NOT A SORE
SHOULDER MUSCLE
HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEG.
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240. I NOT TOUCH THAT
FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA.
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241. THANK YOU, LING-LING!
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242. OH, THIS ALL WE GOT?
THAT NOT SO MUCH TEA.
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243. THANK YOU, LING-LING!
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244. LING-LING,
YOU GOT MAIL.
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245. IT'S FROM THE NAAYP.
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246. HOLY EGG ROLL-Y!
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247. I AM BEING AWARDED
THE PRESTIGIOUS
ASIAN IMAGE AWARD!
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248. WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR,
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249. NOW THAT I CAN SEE HAWAIIAN
SHIRT NOT APPROPRIATE
FOR FORMAL EVENT?
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250. AW, ZIP YOUR
FUDGE-HOLE, ORCA!
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251. AW, SUCKS TO BE YOU!
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252. HEY, HERO, WANT TO
GO IN THE HOT TUB?
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253. OH, I FORGOT!
YOU CAN'T!
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254. YOU'RE ON
THE NAUGHTY STOOL.
HEE HEE HEE!
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255. HEY, HERO,
WANT TO WATCH TV?
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256. OOPS! I FORGOT.
YOU CAN'T.
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257. YOU'RE ON
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258. I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON.
TOOT WASN'T FORGETTING
I WAS ON THE NAUGHTY STOOL.
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259. SHE WAS TRYING
TO MAKE ME JEALOUS.
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260. GOD DAMN IT! STUPID
BREAKING NEWS!
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261. BREAKING NEWS?
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262. A SCARY SCENE TOOK
PLACE TODAY IN FRONT
OF THE WHITE HOUSE.
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263. IT'S UNCLEAR WHAT
THE MINI-TROOPERS WANT
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264. OR IF THE PRESIDENT
IS STILL ALIVE.
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265. CAPTAIN HERO,
WHERE ARE YOU?
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266. JESÚS CRISTO!
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267. SUPER NANNY! SUPER NANNY,
WHERE ARE YOU?
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268. YOU'VE GOT TO LET ME
OFF THE NAUGHTY STOOL
SO I CAN SAVE THE DAY!
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269. SUPER NANNY!
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270. Ling-Ling:
LING-LING ARRIVED
TO ACCEPT GREAT HONOR,
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271. BUT SOME HUGE ASSHOLE
DECIDE TO BE BUZZ-KILL.
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272. WHAT THE HELL?
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273. WHAT? SHUT UP, GODZILLA.
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274. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
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275. YOU SO FULL OF HOT AIR,
YOU BREATHE FIRE.
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276. LING-LING PRETTY
PROUD OF THAT ONE.
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277. THIS WAS MADNESS!
THE WHITE HOUSE
WAS UNDER ATTACK,
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278. AND I WAS
POWERLESS TO HELP.
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279. I NEEDED TO CALL
MY SUPER FRIENDS
TO COVER FOR ME
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280. AND SAVE THE DAY!
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281. HEY, BATMAN, DUDE, LISTEN.
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282. THE WHITE HOUSE
IS UNDER ATTACK.
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283. CAN YOU GET OVER THERE
AND—WHAT?
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284. YOU'RE ON THE
NAUGHTY STOOL, TOO?
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285. BUT WHY?
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286. WELL, THAT'S NOT
A VERY NICE JOKE
TO PLAY ON ALFRED.
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287. HE NEEDS THOSE PILLS
TO LIVE.
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288. HEY, SPIDEY, BROUGHAM,
COULD YOU DO ME A SOLID?
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289. WHAT? THE NAUGHTY STOOL?
YOU, TOO?
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290. IT TURNED OUT
ALL MY SUPER FRIENDS
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291. HAD BEEN SENT TO
THE NAUGHTY STOOL.
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292. GREEN LANTERN, THE HULK,
EVEN ETHAN HAWKMAN!
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293. IT DIDN'T MAKE ANY
SENSE AT ALL UNTIL...
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294. SUPER NANNY! MY GOD!
SHE'S DONE THIS TO
ALL THE SUPERHEROES
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295. SO SHE CAN
TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
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296. OH, SHE'S SUPER, ALL RIGHT.
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297. SUPER EVIL!
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298. SUPER EVIL!
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299. Ling-Ling: LING-LING
WAS EXCITED ABOUT
RECEIVING AWARD,
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300. BUT SOMETHING
IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD
KEPT NAGGING HIM.
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301. GODZILLA WAS ALL WRONG!
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302. LING-LING NOT STRIPPING
ASIANS OF OUR CULTURE!
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303. MY PEOPLE WOULD NEVER BECOME
FAT, LAZY, AND BAD AT MATH.
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304. AND YOU'RE ON IN 5,
7, P—AH, FORGET IT.
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305. LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, LING-LING!
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306. LING-LING THANK YOU
ALL FOR AWARD.
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307. THIS... GREAT... HONOR.
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308. BUT LING-LING
NO DESERVE THIS HONOR.
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309. HE TURN HIS BACK
ON CULTURE, AND FOR THAT,
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310. LING-LING IS SO VERY SORRY.
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311. GET OFF
THE DAMN STOOL, FOOL!
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312. YOU NEED TO
SAVE THE WORLD!
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313. I CAN'T GET OFF
THE NAUGHTY STOOL.
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314. I'M NOT ALLOWED.
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315. WELL, WHAT IF YOU
JUST TAKE THE FUCKING
NAUGHTY STOOL WITH YOU?
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316. OH, DON'T BE CRAZY!
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317. I CAN'T CARRY A STOOL
AND FLAP MY ARMS
AT THE SAME TIME!
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318. OH, YEAH. THAT IS
A PRETTY GOOD POINT.
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319. SHUT UP, XANDIR!
STUPID, STUPID,
STUPID!
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320. WELL, THAT'S WHAT
YOU GET FOR TRYING TO
TAKE MY BARRETTE!
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321. HOLD IT. IF THIS
IS YOUR BARRETTE,
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322. THEN WHY DO IT HAVE
THE CAPTAIN HERO
SYMBOL ON IT?
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323. TOLD YOU
IT WAS MINE.
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324. EVERYONE THINKS I'M A LIAR!
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325. WELL, I'M A LOT OF THINGS.
I'M AN ASTRONAUT,
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326. I'M A BASKETBALL PLAYER,
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327. I'M THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNIVERSE
WITH A 14-INCH COCK,
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328. BUT I'M NOT A LIAR.
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329. NOW, TOOT, GIVE ME
MY BARRETTE.
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330. IT'S MY FAVORITE.
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331. NO OFFENSE,
RHINESTONE KITTY.
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332. FINE, OK? I STOLE IT
FROM HERO'S ROOM, OK?
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333. SEE, HERO, YOU HAVE
NO BUSINESS BEING
ON THAT STOOL.
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334. IT WAS YOUR BARRETTE
ALL ALONG.
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335. NOW GET
OFF THE STOOL
AND SAY THE WORD!
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336. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M OFF! HYAH!
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337. AMERICA, ALLOW ME
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
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338. I AM SUPER NANNY,
AND I AM YOUR NEW LEADER.
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339. NOT TODAY,
SUPER NANNY!
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340. CAPTAIN HERO?
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341. TIME TO SEND YOUR
ASS BACK TO MÉXICO.
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342. AUF WIEDERSEHEN,
FRENCHIE!
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343. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU
GOT OFF THAT BLOODY STOOL,
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344. BUT YOU'RE TOO LATE
TO STOP ME!
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345. MY ARMY OF
SUPER-DISCIPLINED CHILDREN
OBEY MY EVERY COMMAND!
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346. ISN'T THAT TRUE, BILLY?
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347. GO AHEAD. SHOW
MR. HERO THE POWER
OF BRITISH DISCIPLINE.
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348. OOH! THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME.
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349. OH, REALLY?
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350. HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT!
THAT HURTS!
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351. OOPS. SORRY.
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352. DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN STOP ME
BY STOMPING ON MY FOOT?
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353. WELL,
UNLESS I'M MISTAKEN,
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354. NAUGHTY LANGUAGE
LIKE THAT WILL GET
A CERTAIN POTTY-MOUTH
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355. SOME SERIOUS TIME
ON THE NAUGHTY STOOL.
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356. OH, WAIT!
WAIT! YOU CAN'T!
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357. TO THE
NAUGHTY STOOL!
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358. OHHH!
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359. WE'RE FREE,
WE'RE FREE!
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360. SUPER NANNY USED US!
GET HER!
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361. TAKE THAT! AND THAT!
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362. Captain Hero: AS THE
MINI-TROOPERS TORE SUPER
NANNY LIMB FROM LIMB,
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363. I COULDN'T HELP BUT THINK
THAT THERE WAS VERY LITTLE
POINT TO THIS NONSENSE,
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364. BUT IF THERE'S ANY
SEMBLANCE OF A LESSON HERE,
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365. IT'S THAT JUST BECAUSE
SOMEONE HAS THE WORD "SUPER"
IN FRONT OF THEIR NAME,
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366. THAT DOESN'T
MAKE THEM SUPER.
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367. ON THE OTHER HAND,
IF YOU PUT "LE"
IN FRONT OF A WORD,
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368. IT DOES MAKE IT CLASSY.
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369. LIKE LESBIAN,
THE CLASSIEST WOMEN
OF THEM ALL.
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370. LOOKS LIKE YOU KIDS
HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL.
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371. HYAH!
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372. I'M OFF TO DEFEAT
THE EVIL SUPERCUTS!
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373. YOU WIN THIS TIME,
SUPERCUTS!
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374. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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