1. CHILD, WHAT IS UP
WITH CAPTAIN HERO?Copy !req
2. LATELY HE'S BEEN
AN EMOTIONAL WRECK.Copy !req
3. HOLD ME.Copy !req
4. I CAN'T.Copy !req
5. MAYBE HE RAN OUT OF HIS
SUPER POWER POTION,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.Copy !req
6. HOUSEMATES, REPORT
TO THE LIVING ROOM!Copy !req
7. THE PRODUCERS TOLD US
THAT WE MUST START
A BUSINESS OF OUR CHOOSING.Copy !req
8. I WANTED TO HAVE
A BAKE SALE,Copy !req
9. BUT THE STEREOTYPES
HAD OTHER IDEAS.Copy !req
10. LET'S OPEN A HAIR SALON!Copy !req
11. WE COULD SHINE SHOES.Copy !req
12. LET'S EAT POTATO SALAD!Copy !req
13. FINALLY WE ALL AGREED.Copy !req
14. A SUICIDE HOTLINE!Copy !req
15. SUICIDE HOTLINE?Copy !req
16. NOW HOW THE HELL DID
WE COME UP WITH THAT?Copy !req
17. GODDAMN WHITE PRODUCERSCopy !req
18. WITH THEIR GODDAMN
WHITE FLASHES.Copy !req
19. THEY CAN EDIT US
TO MAKE US SAY
WHATEVER THEY WANT.Copy !req
20. MY... TAIL... IS... MADE...
OUT... OF... BACON.Copy !req
21. STOP IT!Copy !req
22. ANYWAY, WHERE WAS I?
OH, YEAH.Copy !req
23. MY TAIL,
100% PURE BACON.Copy !req
24. A SUICIDE HOTLINE.Copy !req
25. THIS IS GONNA BE
SO MUCH FUN!Copy !req
26. NO, IT AIN'T.Copy !req
27. REMEMBER HOW
YOU GOT BOREDCopy !req
28. WITH THEM PIT BULLS
YOU ADOPTED,Copy !req
29. AND THEN I HAD
TO FIND 'EM A NEW HOMECopy !req
30. WITH THEM MUPPET BABIES?Copy !req
31. AAH!
AAH!Copy !req
32. AND I DON'T WANTS TO
BE RESPONSIBLE FORCopy !req
33. NO STUPID ASS
SUICIDE HOTLINE.Copy !req
34. OH COME ON FOXY.
THIS TIME IT'LL BE DIFFERENT.Copy !req
35. WE'LL STICK WITH IT!Copy !req
36. YEA! COME ON!
PLEASE?Copy !req
37. I LIT A HOMELESS
GIRL ON FIRE.Copy !req
38. WHAT THE...
THAT'S HORRIBLE!Copy !req
39. WHO SAID THAT?Copy !req
40. I DON'T KNOW.
WASN'T ME.Copy !req
41. FIRE'S HAPPY NOW.Copy !req
42. WELL, BE THAT AS IT MAY,
I WILL NOT BE A PART OF
NO SUICIDE HOTLINE.Copy !req
43. NUH-UH, NO WAY,
NO HOW, NO SIR.Copy !req
44. OK, LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
45. GODDAMN IT!Copy !req
46. GODDAMN IT!Copy !req
47. I'M JUST SO SAD
ALL THE TIME,Copy !req
48. AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO GET BETTER.Copy !req
49. I HAVE NOWHERE TO TURN.Copy !req
50. I MEAN, WHOSE JOB IS IT
TO SAVE A SUPER HEROCopy !req
51. WHEN HE'S IN TROUBLE?Copy !req
52. BATMAN?
OH, NO.Copy !req
53. YOU GET TIPSY
AT ONE COCKTAIL PARTYCopy !req
54. AND DO ONE LITTLE IMPRESSION
OF HIS PARENTS BEING MURDEREDCopy !req
55. AND SUDDENLY HE WON'T
RETURN YOUR PHONE CALLS.Copy !req
56. NOW, SEE, ARE YOU READY
TO DIE, BATMAN'S PARENTS?Copy !req
57. OH, DON'T SHOOT!Copy !req
58. WE'RE BATMAN'S
MOMMY AND DADDY!Copy !req
59. YOU SHOULD TALK
TO A PROFESSIONAL.Copy !req
60. YOU'RE RIGHT,
GAY FRIEND,Copy !req
61. BUT I'M EMBARRASSED
ABOUT GETTING THERAPY.Copy !req
62. DON'T WORRY,
GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
63. I WON'T TELL ANYONE.Copy !req
64. OH, I KNOW
YOU WON'T, XANDIR.Copy !req
65. I KNOW YOU WON'T.Copy !req
66. WHAT—Copy !req
67. AND NOW TO ERASE YOUR MEMORY
OF THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION.Copy !req
68. WE SET UP
OUR SUICIDE HOTLINE,Copy !req
69. AND I PUT MYSELF
IN CHARGECopy !req
70. OF PRODUCING
A LITTLE COMMERCIAL.Copy !req
71. HEY, STUD, ARE YOU
LONGING TO SWALLOWCopy !req
72. A HANDFUL OF PILLS?Copy !req
73. OR DO YOU THINK ABOUT
PUTTING A HOLECopy !req
74. IN YOUR HEAD?Copy !req
75. THEN CALL OUR SULTRY
SUICIDE HOTLINE.Copy !req
76. WE'LL DO ANYTHING
TO KEEP YOU ALIVE.Copy !req
77. ANYTHING.Copy !req
78. THERE'S SO MUCH
TO LIVE FOR.Copy !req
79. CALL NOW! OUR HOT
AND HORNY OPERATORSCopy !req
80. ARE STANDING BY.
LIVE!Copy !req
81. RESULTS MAY VARY.Copy !req
82. THERE MAY NOT BE
MUCH TO LIVE FOR.
TOOT IS FAT.Copy !req
83. AND NOW, WE WAIT.Copy !req
84. OHH!
PHONE.Copy !req
85. OH.Copy !req
86. YUP, YUP.Copy !req
87. YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP,
YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP.Copy !req
88. BRRRIIING!
BRRRIIING!Copy !req
89. YUP, YUP, YUP,
YUP, YUP, YUP.Copy !req
90. YUP, YUP, YUP,
YUP, YUP, YUP.Copy !req
91. BRRRIIING!Copy !req
92. WELL, DOC, I GUESS
FIVE FOR FIGHTING PUT IT BESTCopy !req
93. IN THEIR HEART-WRENCHING
POWER BALLAD.Copy !req
94. IT'S LIKE
HE WROTE IT FOR ME.Copy !req
95. AS A FAKE PSYCHIATRIST,Copy !req
96. I BELIEVE
THAT ALL DYSFUNCTIONCopy !req
97. IS A RESULT
OF CHILDHOOD TRAUMA.Copy !req
98. THE BEST TREATMENT FOR THIS
IS TO SIMULATE THE WOMBCopy !req
99. OF THE PATIENT'S MOTHER
USING BLANKETSCopy !req
100. OR A WHALE'S VAGINA.Copy !req
101. NOW TELL ME
ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
102. WELL, ACCORDING TO LORE,Copy !req
103. SECONDS BEFORE
MY HOME PLANET ZEBULON
CRASHED INTO THE SUN,Copy !req
104. MY PARENTS,
THEY SENT ME TO EARTH.Copy !req
105. BUT MY PARENTS,
THEY DIED.Copy !req
106. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.Copy !req
107. It should have been me.Copy !req
108. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.Copy !req
109. HE WAS RIGHT.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.Copy !req
110. THANK YOU,
UNBORN BABY WHALE.Copy !req
111. YOU WERE AS HELPFUL
AS YOU WERE DELICIOUS.Copy !req
112. WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
113. THEY WAS TAKING
RESPONSIBILITY
FOR THE HOTLINE.Copy !req
114. I GUESS SOMETIMES
FOXXY'S WRONG
ABOUT HER HOUSEMATES.Copy !req
115. LIKE WHEN I FIRST MOVED IN,Copy !req
116. I THOUGHT TOOT
WAS A GIANT PENGUIN
WITH FACE CANCER.Copy !req
117. I'M CURED!
OH, I'M CURED!Copy !req
118. MY THERAPIST
MADE ME REALIZECopy !req
119. THAT IT'S NOT MY FAULT
MY PARENTS ARE DEAD.Copy !req
120. I COULDN'T HAVE
STOPPED ZEBULONCopy !req
121. FROM CRASHING
INTO THE SUN.Copy !req
122. YOU MEAN THE
PLANET ZEBULON?Copy !req
123. ZEBULON DIDN'T CRASH
INTO NO SUN, CAPTAIN 'TARDO.Copy !req
124. WHAT YOU TALKIN'
ABOUT, FOXXY?Copy !req
125. ZEBULON IS A THRIVING PLANET
WITH A BOOMING ECONOMY.Copy !req
126. YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
127. AS IF.Copy !req
128. WE ORDER ZUEBULINI'S
TAKEOUT ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
129. YOU LOVE THE
DEEP FRIED
ZEBULONADS.Copy !req
130. I NEVER PUT
THE 2 TOGETHER.Copy !req
131. DON'T YOU REMEMBER?Copy !req
132. WE WENT TO ZEBULON
FOR SPRING BREAK.Copy !req
133. DUDE, I WAS SO WASTED
THE WHOLE TIME.Copy !req
134. PLUS WE'RE STEALING
OUR CABLE FROM ZEBULON.Copy !req
135. Captain Hero:
OK, OK, I GET IT!Copy !req
136. HOW ELSE COULD WE WATCH
EVERYBODY LOVES ZORGABLACK?Copy !req
137. MAN, I HATE
THAT PATRICIA
HEATONGLAB.Copy !req
138. WHAT A KLEXBLUNT.Copy !req
139. WELL THEN, IF ZEBULON
DIDN'T BLOW UP,Copy !req
140. THAT WOULD MEAN...Copy !req
141. MY PARENTS
ARE STILL ALIVE.Copy !req
142. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
143. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
144. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
145. GUYS!Copy !req
146. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?Copy !req
147. JUST WHEN I STARTED
TO TRUST THOSE FOOLS.Copy !req
148. THERE IS ONLY 2
EXCUSES FOR WALKING AWAYCopy !req
149. FROM SUICIDAL
PEOPLE IN NEED,Copy !req
150. AND I DON'T SEE
NO NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST.Copy !req
151. AND I DON'T HEAR NO FREE
BELL BIV DEVOE CONCERT
IN A SWAP MEET PARKING LOT.Copy !req
152. SUICIDE HOTLINE.Copy !req
153. "MY NAME IS LAINE.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
154. REMEMBER TO SOUND
LIKE YOU CARE."Copy !req
155. I'M A QUADRUPLE AMPUTEE.Copy !req
156. MY LIFE IS A LIVING HELL.Copy !req
157. SHIT, YOU THINK
YOU GOT IT BAD?Copy !req
158. YOU SHOULD TRY LIVING
WITH SOME ROOMMATES.Copy !req
159. NOW IF I WRITE MY NAME
ON A BAG OF FUNIONS,Copy !req
160. THEM AIN'T YOUR FUNIONS!Copy !req
161. THOSE FOXXY FUNIONS!Copy !req
162. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME.
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!Copy !req
163. I MIGHT AS WELL KILL
MYSELF RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
164. NO, WAIT!
HELLO?Copy !req
165. THOSE GODDAMN CUNT, SHITCopy !req
166. DUMB ASS PISS FUCK
MEATBALL DICK COCK
MOTHER FUCKERS!Copy !req
167. AFTER I LEARNED THAT ZEBULON
NEVER PLUMMETED INTO THE SUN,Copy !req
168. I REALIZED I WOULD
NEVER BE COMPLETECopy !req
169. WITHOUT MEETING
MY PARENTS.Copy !req
170. I NEEDED TO PHONE HOME.Copy !req
171. AND THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WOULD DOCopy !req
172. AS SOON AS
I WAS DONE PLAYINGCopy !req
173. WITH MY NEW SEX ROBOT.Copy !req
174. OH, YEAH, BABY.Copy !req
175. OOH!Copy !req
176. N-O MEANS N-O.Copy !req
177. WHY DOESN'T
HE JUST REMOVE THE CHIPCopy !req
178. THAT MAKES ME FEEL PAIN?Copy !req
179. SO, I SENT OUT A SIGNAL
TO MY HOME PLANET ZEBULONCopy !req
180. AND WAITED FOR A RESPONSE.Copy !req
181. COULD IT BE?Copy !req
182. COULD IT BE?Copy !req
183. MOMMY?
POP-POP?Copy !req
184. SON?
LOOK AT YOU.Copy !req
185. POP-POP!Copy !req
186. NICE TO MEET YOU,
MR. HERO.Copy !req
187. I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
188. AFTER ALL THIS TIME,
I WAS WITH MY PARENTS.Copy !req
189. SEEMS LIKE ALL MY
WISHES ARE COMING TRUE.Copy !req
190. COME ON, BIG BOY HAIR!Copy !req
191. WHAT THE HELL
ARE Y'ALL DOING?Copy !req
192. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
ON THE SUICIDE PHONES.Copy !req
193. DOO-HOO!
WE FOUND SOMETHING
MUCH MORE FUN.Copy !req
194. A DEAD, BLOATED FROG
IN THE STORM DRAIN.Copy !req
195. AT FIRST, WE HAD
A TEA PARTY WITH IT.Copy !req
196. BUT NOW WE'RE
WORSHIPPING IT AS A GOD.Copy !req
197. SOME POOR FOOL
WITH NO ARMS
AND LEGS CALLED,Copy !req
198. AND NOW HE'S GONNA
OFF HIMSELFCopy !req
199. IF WE DON'T STOP HIM.Copy !req
200. WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?Copy !req
201. WE'RE PLAYING
WITH FROG GOD.Copy !req
202. FINE. ONCE AGAIN FOXXY
GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN UP
Y'ALL'S MESS.Copy !req
203. FROG GOD. IDIOTS.Copy !req
204. EVERYBODY KNOW
THAT SALAMANDER JESUS
IS THE ONLY TRUE GOD.Copy !req
205. FINALLY MY DREAMS
OF BEING WITH MY PARENTS
HAD COME TRUE.Copy !req
206. WE HAD TO MAKE UP
FOR SO MUCH LOST TIME.Copy !req
207. OH! OH! OH!Copy !req
208. OWIE!
OWIE!Copy !req
209. OHH.Copy !req
210. YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT
LOOKING LIKE THAT.Copy !req
211. AND TAKE OUT
THAT PIERCING!Copy !req
212. I HATE YOU!
I HATE YOU!Copy !req
213. OHH!
OHH!Copy !req
214. HUH?
LEAVE ME ALONE!Copy !req
215. LEAVE ME ALONE!Copy !req
216. MOMMY...Copy !req
217. I'M HOME.Copy !req
218. I USED ALL MY
MYSTERY-SOLVING
KNOW HOWCopy !req
219. TO FIND THAT SUICIDAL
NO ARMS AND LEGS GUY.Copy !req
220. HERE, SUICIDAL
NO ARMS AND LEGS GUY!Copy !req
221. HERE, SUICIDAL
NO ARMS AND LEGS GUY!Copy !req
222. BUT IT WASN'T WORKING.Copy !req
223. I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO GIVE UP WHEN...Copy !req
224. LOOKS LIKE YOU
COULD USE SOME HELP.Copy !req
225. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?Copy !req
226. WE REALIZED THAT
IT WASN'T RIGHTCopy !req
227. TO MAKE YOU
CLEAN UP OUR MESS.Copy !req
228. PLUS FROG GOD
DRIED UP IN THE SUNCopy !req
229. AND THE NEIGHBOR'S
DOG ATE HIM.Copy !req
230. WE WANT TO HELP YOU
FIND THE SUICIDAL GUY,Copy !req
231. AND WE KNOW
JUST HOW TO DO IT.Copy !req
232. HEY, I KNOW THIS GUY.
ME, TOO.Copy !req
233. I CAN TAKE YOU TO HIM.Copy !req
234. I AM SO PROUD
OF YOU GUYS.Copy !req
235. NOW LET'S GO FIND
THIS FOUR-STUMP CHUMP.Copy !req
236. SINCE YOU'VE
BEEN HERE,Copy !req
237. I'VE ENJOYED
THE BEST MONTAGE
OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
238. I—I LOVE YOU, EEMA.Copy !req
239. OH, SON,
I LOVE YOU, TOO.Copy !req
240. TOO MUCH TO KEEP
LYING TO YOU.Copy !req
241. AND YOU DESERVE
TO KNOW THE TRUTHCopy !req
242. ABOUT HOW YOU CAME TO BE
ON PLANET EARTH.Copy !req
243. EEMA?Copy !req
244. HERO COMICS?Copy !req
245. PLANET ZEBULON?Copy !req
246. THAT'S A GOOD ONE, POPS.Copy !req
247. EEMA, YOU HAD
ME ABORTED?Copy !req
248. UGH!Copy !req
249. I HATE YOU, MOMMY.
I HATE YOU, POP-POP.Copy !req
250. I WISH I WERE
NEVER BORN!Copy !req
251. OH, BABY.
I KNOW THE FEELING.Copy !req
252. COME ON, CAPTAIN HERO,Copy !req
253. YOU'RE NOT THE LAMEST
SUPERHERO EVER.Copy !req
254. COME OUT
OF THE DUMPSTER.Copy !req
255. NO. THIS IS WHERE MY MOMMY
WANTED ME TO BE ANYWAYS.Copy !req
256. WELL, HEY, WHAT WOULD
FIVE FOR FIGHTING DO?Copy !req
257. YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
258. FIVE FOR FIGHTING WOULDN'T
SIT IN THIS DUMPSTERCopy !req
259. FEELING SORRY
FOR THEMSELVES.Copy !req
260. NO! THEY WOULD GET
OUT OF THIS DUMPSTERCopy !req
261. AND PROVE TO THEIR EEMAHOTE
AND THEIR POP-POPSCopy !req
262. THAT THEY AREN'T LAME!Copy !req
263. THAT'S THE SPIRIT.Copy !req
264. THE FIVE FOR FIGHTING SPIRIT.Copy !req
265. AND I'VE GOT
JUST THE PLAN,Copy !req
266. BUT I'LL NEED
YOUR GAY HELP.Copy !req
267. SO WE ALL MET
OUR SUICIDAL QUADRAPHALIGIC
JEFF.Copy !req
268. WE TRIED TO SHOW JEFF
LIVE WAS WORTH LIVINGCopy !req
269. BY PLAYING SOME FUN GAMES.Copy !req
270. MY NAME IS CLARA,
AND THE ANIMALCopy !req
271. THAT BEST DESCRIBES
MY PERSONALITY IS A DOVECopy !req
272. BECAUSE THEY SING
AND THEY'RE WHITE.Copy !req
273. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, JEFF.Copy !req
274. MY LIFE IS
AN ENDLESS HELL.Copy !req
275. I SPEND ALL DAY
LAYING IN BED
SOILING MYSELFCopy !req
276. WHILE MY HOME CARE NURSE
BURNS ME WITH CIGARETTES.Copy !req
277. A SQUIRREL, I GUESS.Copy !req
278. AT THAT POINT,
IT BECAME OBVIOUS
TO ALL OF US.Copy !req
279. IF SOMEBODY'S LIFE
IS THAT TERRIBLE,Copy !req
280. THAT PATHETIC,Copy !req
281. THEN MAYBE DEATH IS
THE ONLY ANSWER.Copy !req
282. JEFF, LISTEN,Copy !req
283. IF YOU WANT
TO END YOUR PAIN,Copy !req
284. WE AIN'T GONNA
STAND IN YOUR WAY.Copy !req
285. OH, BLESS YOU.
BLESS YOU ALL.Copy !req
286. NOW, OF COURSE,
I CAN'T MOVE,Copy !req
287. SO YOU MUST PULL
THE PLUG FOR ME.Copy !req
288. OHH.Copy !req
289. UHH!Copy !req
290. WHAT THE...?Copy !req
291. DON'T FIGHT ME.Copy !req
292. IF I CAN LIGHT
A HOMELESS GIRL ON FIRE,Copy !req
293. I CAN CERTAINLY
STAB YOU.Copy !req
294. HELP! HELP!Copy !req
295. WE MEET AGAIN,
TWO-HANDS.Copy !req
296. YOU'RE TOO LATE,
CAPTAIN HERO.Copy !req
297. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP ME
AND MY 2 HANDS THIS TIME!Copy !req
298. HA! THAT'S WHAT
YOU THINK.Copy !req
299. UHH!
OH, NO!Copy !req
300. MY HANDS!
BOTH OF THEM!Copy !req
301. I'VE GOT A NEW NAME
FOR YOU, TWO-HANDS.Copy !req
302. AAH!
SEMICOLON.Copy !req
303. JESUS, HERO!Copy !req
304. NOW THAT
I'VE CAPTURED YOU,Copy !req
305. LETS FIND OUT
WHO YOU REALLY ARE.Copy !req
306. XANDIR, YOU'RE—Copy !req
307. OH, YEAH.
I FORGOT IT WAS YOU.Copy !req
308. WE SET THIS
WHOLE THING UP.Copy !req
309. MOTHER FUCKER!Copy !req
310. YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T
REALLY HURT ME!Copy !req
311. CAPTAIN LESLIE HERO,Copy !req
312. YOU THOUGHT THIS WOULD PROVE
YOU'RE NOT A LAME SUPERHERO?Copy !req
313. MOM, DON'T CALL ME LESLIE
IN FRONT OF TWO-HANDS.Copy !req
314. THE DOCTOR WAS RIGHT.
YOU ARE SO LAME!Copy !req
315. I'M NOT LAME!Copy !req
316. YES.
YES, YOU ARE!Copy !req
317. PLEASE, MOM!
PLEASE DON'T DO THAT!Copy !req
318. DON'T BE MEAN TO ME!Copy !req
319. I'M NOT BEING
MEAN TO YOU.Copy !req
320. YOU'RE JUST TOO LAME
TO SEE IT.Copy !req
321. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I CAN DO!Copy !req
322. WHAT I'M GONNA DO!
YOU DON'T KNOW!Copy !req
323. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA BE!Copy !req
324. I HAVE GOOD THINGS
AND YOU DON'T KNOW IT,Copy !req
325. AND I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY
AND DON'T TELL ME I'M NOT!Copy !req
326. I'LL SHOW MY EEMA.Copy !req
327. I'LL SHOW HER
WHAT I CAN DO.Copy !req
328. SHE TOLD ME ZEBULON
CRASHED INTO THE SUN,Copy !req
329. WELL, ZEBULON, YOU THINK
YOU'RE SO TEEMING WITH LIFE?Copy !req
330. WE'LL SEE HOW TEEMING
WITH LIFE YOU ARE NOW!Copy !req
331. UHH! UHH!Copy !req
332. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
333. CAPTAIN HERO, ONE.Copy !req
334. MILLIONS OF INNOCENT
ZEBULONIAN CIVILIANS—Copy !req
335. UH... OH. DEAD.Copy !req
336. WHOOPSIE-DAISY.Copy !req
337. CAN WE DO THIS?Copy !req
338. WE CAN AGONIZE
OVER THIS DECISION
FOR HOURS.Copy !req
339. BUT ULTIMATELY
WE REALIZED
WE HAD NO CHOICE.Copy !req
340. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
341. TOGETHER NOW,
ON THE COUNT OF THREE.Copy !req
342. 1, 2—Copy !req
343. FREEZE, DEUCE BAGS!Copy !req
344. UHH! UHH!Copy !req
345. JEFF, WHAT YOU DOIN'?Copy !req
346. MY NAME ISN'T JEFF.
MY REAL NAME IS JEFFREY,Copy !req
347. AND I'M PART OF
AN UNDERCOVER STING UNITCopy !req
348. CALLED THE SPECIAL
TACTICAL OPERATIONS UNITCopy !req
349. TO CATCH PEOPLE
WHO SET UP SUICIDE HOTLINESCopy !req
350. BECAUSE OF
A REALITY SHOW
CHALLENGE,Copy !req
351. AND THEN DIDN'T FOLLOW
THROUGH ON THEM,Copy !req
352. SO THEY CAUSED THE
PEOPLE WHO NEEDED THEMCopy !req
353. TO TAKE THEIR OWN LIVES,Copy !req
354. AND THEN THEY
CHANGED THEIR MINDSCopy !req
355. WHEN THEY REALIZED
NOT ALL PEOPLE SHOULD
BE FORCED TO LIVE,Copy !req
356. SO THEY TRY TO ASSIST
SOMEONE IN EUTHANASIACopy !req
357. OR AS WE CALL IT
FOR SHORT,Copy !req
358. THE S-T-O-U-T-C-P-W-Copy !req
359. S-U-S-H-B-O-A-R-S-C-A-Copy !req
360. T-D-F-T-O-T-S-T-C-T-P-W-Copy !req
361. N-T-T-T-M-W-R-T-N-A-P-S-Copy !req
362. B-F-T-L-S-T-T-T-
A-S-I-E TEAM.Copy !req
363. GODDAMN HOTLINE.Copy !req
364. I CAN'T GO BACK TO JAIL.Copy !req
365. I WON'T GO BACK!Copy !req
366. NO!Copy !req
367. FOXXY, TAKE MY GUN
AND HANDCUFFSCopy !req
368. OUT OF THE DRAWER AND
CUFF THESE MURDERERS.Copy !req
369. HOLD UP, JEFFREY.Copy !req
370. NOW YOU AIN'T
GOT NO BACK UP?Copy !req
371. ARE YOU KIDDING?
THIS PLACE IS SURROUNDED.Copy !req
372. ART'S GOT MY BACK.Copy !req
373. DON'T MOVE,
ASSHOLES!Copy !req
374. MATT'S GUARDING
THE BACK DOOR.Copy !req
375. YO!Copy !req
376. AND BOB'S
COVERING
THE HARBOR.Copy !req
377. HUH? HUH? OH.Copy !req
378. OW!Copy !req
379. THIS IS SO STUPID.Copy !req
380. IT'S LIKE SOME RETARDED
THIRD GRADER WROTE THIS.Copy !req
381. NOW COME ON.
PUT THE HANDCUFFS ON.Copy !req
382. I'M NOT JOKING.Copy !req
383. ALL RIGHT,
WE JUST GONNA
LEAVE NOW.Copy !req
384. YOU MEAN LEAVE TO WALKCopy !req
385. TO THE POLICE
STATION, RIGHT?Copy !req
386. TELL 'EM IT WAS ME!Copy !req
387. YEAH, I'LL GET
A PROMOTION.Copy !req
388. OW! OW! OW!Copy !req
389. OHH! UHH!Copy !req
390. WHAT A STUPID MOVE
DESTROYING ZEBULON.Copy !req
391. XANDIR, MY EEMA
WAS RIGHT.
I AM LAME.Copy !req
392. I DON'T DESERVE ANY
OF THESE MEDALS AND AWARDS.Copy !req
393. THEY'RE ALL DEAD!Copy !req
394. EVERYONE I'VE EVER
KNOWN IS DEAD!Copy !req
395. EEMA, POP-POP,
I GUESS I SHOULD TELL YOU—Copy !req
396. SOME ASSHOLE DESTROYED
ALL OF ZEBULON.Copy !req
397. WHO WOULD DO
SUCH A TERRIBLE THING?Copy !req
398. WHO?
WHO?Copy !req
399. YES, WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY
A FUNNY STORY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
400. SON, CAN WE STAY
HERE WITH YOU?Copy !req
401. YOU KNOW, TILL WE FIND
AN APARTMENT?Copy !req
402. OH, OF COURSE.Copy !req
403. YOU'D DO THAT
AFTER WHAT WE DID TO YOU?Copy !req
404. MOMMY, YOU'RE MY EEMA.Copy !req
405. NOTHING WILL
EVER CHANGE THAT.Copy !req
406. NOT EVEN YOU
ABORTING ME.Copy !req
407. OH, SON, I WAS
WRONG ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
408. THERE ARE SO MANY
DEFINITIONS OF A HERO,Copy !req
409. BUT FOR ME,Copy !req
410. SOMEONE WHO LIFTS YOU UP
AND GIVES YOU HOPECopy !req
411. WHEN SOME DICKHEAD THROWS
YOUR PLANET INTO THE SUN,Copy !req
412. THAT IS A HERO.Copy !req
413. A SUPER HERO
LIKE CAPTAIN HERO.Copy !req
414. Capt.
I HAD FINALLY GAINED
MY PARENTS APPROVAL.Copy !req
415. OH, GUYS,
THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.Copy !req
416. THE THREE OF US
LIVING TOGETHER
LIKE A REAL FAMILY.Copy !req
417. OH, BUT DON'T TELL
MY ROOMMATESCopy !req
418. YOU'RE STAYING HERE
RENT FREE.Copy !req
419. SURE.
WE WON'T TELL
ANYBODY.Copy !req
420. OH, I KNOW YOU WON'T.Copy !req
421. I KNOW YOU WON'T.Copy !req
422. AND NOW TO ERASE
YOUR MEMORIESCopy !req
423. OF THIS ENTIRE
CONVERSATION.Copy !req
424. HI, CAPTAIN HERO.Copy !req
425. AAH!
OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
426. YOU GOT YOUR
BIG BOY HAIR!Copy !req
427. MORE JEWS.Copy !req
428. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
429. YUP, YUP, YUP,
YUP, YUP, YUP.Copy !req
430. BRRRIIING!Copy !req
431. BRRRIIING!Copy !req
432. YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP,
YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP.Copy !req
433. BRRRIIING!
BRRRIIING!Copy !req
434. YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP
YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP.Copy !req
435. BRRRIIING!
BRRRIIING!Copy !req
436. YUP, YUP, YUP,
YUP, YUP, YUP.Copy !req
437. YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP,
YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP.Copy !req
438. BRRRIIING!
BRRRIIING!Copy !req
439. YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP,
YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP.Copy !req
440. BRRRIIING!Copy !req
441. BRRRIIING!Copy !req
442. YUP, YUP, YUP,
YUP, YUP, YUP.Copy !req
443. YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP,
YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP.Copy !req
444. BRRRIIING!
BRRRIIING!Copy !req
445. YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP,
YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP.Copy !req