1. HEY, XANDIR,
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2. YOU KNOW WHAT JOB
YOU'D BE PERFECT FOR?
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3. BASKET WEAVER?
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4. NOPE.
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5. DIRECTOR OF HOMO LAND
SECURITY.
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6. HEY, CAP, GUESS WHAT
I JUST TOLD XANDIR?
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7. THAT HE SHOULD BE
DIRECTOR OF
HOMO LAND SECURITY?
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8. HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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9. YOU'VE TOLD ME, LIKE,
5 TIMES NOW.
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10. PLUS I'VE ALWAYS SAID
HE'S THE RIGHT MAN
FOR THE JOB...
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11. IF YOU FAT CATS
UP IN WASHINGTON
HAVE THE GUTS
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12. TO APPOINT SOMEONE WHO
THINKS OUTSIDE THE BOX.
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13. HA HA! IT JUST KEEPS
GETTING FUNNIER EVERY—
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14. AAH! UHH!
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15. OW! OH, MY GOD!
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16. I'M CRASHING!
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17. I'VE BEEN DOWNLOADED
WITH A VIRUS!
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18. DOWNLOADED?
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19. C'EST CE QUI
DOWNLOADED?
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20. I'M AN INTERNET
DOWNLOAD PIG!
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21. THAT'S THE FUCKING
PREMISE
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22. OF MY CHARACTER,
Q-Q-Q-QUEER!
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23. EVERYONE REMAIN CALM.
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24. I WILL USE
MY CAPTAIN HERO
COMMUNICATOR
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25. TO CALL 911.
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26. WAIT.
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27. I CAN FLY!
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28. GET IN.
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29. I THINK THE HOSPITAL'S
THAT WAY!
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30. THIS AIN'T NO
MONSTER GOD.
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31. IT'S HANS THE 6-ARMED
CIRCUS FREAK.
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32. WELL, FOXXY,
YOU'VE CRACKED
YET ANOTHER CASE.
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33. SO, I'LL JUST NEED
A COPY OF YOUR MYSTERY
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34. SO I CAN TAKE
THIS GUY DOWNTOWN.
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35. MYSTERY SOLVIN'
WHAA?
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36. YOU DON'T HAVE A MYSTERY
SOLVING LICENSE?
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37. CHILD, I DIDN'T EVEN
GO TO COLLEGE.
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38. THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
LET THIS GUY GO.
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39. BUT HE'S
A CHILD MOLESTER!
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40. A LICENSED
CHILD MOLESTER.
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41. PEOPLE LIKE YOU
MAKE ME SICK.
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42. BUT... BUT...
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43. AH, BUT NOTHING.
WITHOUT YOUR
MYSTERY SOLVING LICENSE,
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44. YOU AREN'T ALLOWED
TO SOLVE ANY MORE
MYSTERIES EVER AGAIN.
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45. DANNY NEEDS HIS PUFFS!
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46. SOMEONE GET ME
SOME FUCKING PUFFS!
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47. WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG
WITH ME, DOC?
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48. YOU'VE BEEN DOWNLOADED
WITH THE DEADLY
CUDDLY BEAR VIRUS.
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49. YOU'LL BE DEAD
WITHIN A WEEK.
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50. OH, MY GOD!
I'M GONNA DIE?
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51. YEP, UNLESS I GIVE YOU
THESE DRUGS.
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52. DRUGS? GIMME, GIMME,
GIMME, GIMME!
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53. YOU DO HAVE HEALTH
INSURANCE, DON'T YOU?
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54. HEALTH WHAA?
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55. OH... YOU...
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56. DON'T HAVE
HEALTH INSURANCE.
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57. WELL, DON'T WORRY.
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58. AAH!
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59. UNH!
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60. AAH!
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61. I TRIED TO FORGET
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62. ALL ABOUT
SOLVING MYSTERIES.
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63. BUT FORGETTING,
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64. LIKE GRANDDADDY WHEN
WE PLAYED BOUNCY HORSE,
WAS VERY HARD.
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65. IT SEEMED LIKE EVERYBODY
HAD THEY MYSTERY SOLVING
LICENSE.
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66. EVERYBODY BUT THE FOXXY.
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67. THIS IS NO GENIUS
WEREWOLF.
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68. IT'S JUST
SOME NEAR-SIGHTED
ARMENIAN WOMAN.
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69. THIS IS NO MUMMY.
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70. THIS IS JUST A
TRAGIC BURN VICTIM.
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71. THIS IS NO FAT MONSTER.
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72. AAH!
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73. IT'S A BLOOD FOUNTAIN!
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74. YOU'RE A GOOD MAN,
CAPTAIN HERO.
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75. IT WASN'T FAIR!
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76. FOXXY NEEDED TO GET HER
MYSTERY SOLVING LICENSE.
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77. AND EVERYBODY KNOWS
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78. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
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79. FOXXY LOVE
IS WENT TO COLLEGE.
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80. OH, MY GOD!
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81. UHH! OW!
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82. BOY, YOU REALLY
NEED HEALTH INSURANCE.
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83. TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT IN
THE QUESTING BUSINESS.
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84. I GET GREAT
HEALTH INSURANCE.
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85. IT WOULD EVEN COVER
MY WIFE AND KIDS,
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86. OR MORE REALISTICALLY,
A COCOA-SKINNED
LIFE PARTNER.
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87. OH, FERNANDO,
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88. ONE DAY I'LL TAME
YOUR WILD WAYS.
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89. DUDE, YOU MEAN
IF I GAY MARRY YOU,
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90. I'D GET FREE
HEALTH INSURANCE?
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91. WELL, I SUPPOSE.
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92. DIE OR MARRY A HOMO.
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93. I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
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94. TELL YOU WHAT.
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95. YOU DECIDE, AMERICA!
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96. LOG ON NOW
AND CAST YOUR VOTE.
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97. AMERICA,
YOU DECIDED.
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98. WITH A GRAND TOTAL
OF 13 TO 8,
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99. SPANKY WILL MARRY THE HOMO.
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100. THIS IS SO NICE
OF YOU, SPANKY.
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101. HOW DID YOU KNOW
I WANTED TO SEE
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102. QUEENIE McHOMOSLURP
IN ANALSVILLE
ON GAY ICE PART GAY?
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103. JUST A HUNCH.
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104. UM... XANDIR?
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105. OH!
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106. S-SPANKY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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107. OH! I FEEL LIKE
A SCHOOLBOY.
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108. BUT THIS IS
PRETTY GOOD, TOO.
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109. I WAS ABOUT
TO PROPOSE TO XANDIR,
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110. AND THEN,
OUT OF NOWHERE,
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111. THAT DAMN DIAMOND VISION
TRIED TO MOVE IN ON MY MAN!
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112. OH, NO, DIAMOND VISION!
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113. I WAS HERE FIRST!
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114. I'LL KILL YOU, YOU
TECHNOLOGICAL MARVEL!
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115. OH, SPANKY.
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116. THAT IS SO SWEET.
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117. NO ONE HAS EVER
FOUGHT FOR ME...
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118. FOR MY HONOR.
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119. I'LL DO IT.
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120. I'LL GAY MARRY YOU
FOR THE INSURANCE.
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121. SO I TRIED TO
STUDY UP FOR THEM SATs,
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122. BUT IT BECAME ABUNDANTLY
CLEAR THAT THIS WAS JUST
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123. ANOTHER CONSPIRACY
TO KEEP THE BLACK MAN DOWN.
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124. LIKE SWIMMIN'.
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125. THIS WHOLE TEST
IS RACIALLY BIASED.
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126. QUESTION NUMBER ONE—
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127. "WHAT S.P.F. LOTION
WOULD YOU USE
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128. "IF YOU WAS GONNA SPEND
A DAY AT THE POLO GROUNDS,
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129. FELLOW KLAN MEMBER?"
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130. OH, YOU DON'T NEED
SUNBLOCK IF YOU'VE
GOT YOUR KLAN HOOD ON.
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131. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT,
FOXXY.
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132. UNH! HUH?
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133. HMM!
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134. LING-LING GOTS
A PERFECT SCORE!
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135. WELL, OF COURSE.
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136. ORIENTALS ARE GENETICALLY
GOOD AT STANDARDIZED TESTS.
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137. UH, DUH!
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138. LING-LING,
YOU NEED TO TAKE
MY SATs FOR ME.
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139. I'LL BE YOUR
BEST FRIEND.
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140. AH!
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141. HIYA!
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142. WE ARE GATHERED
HERE TODAY
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143. TO GIVE THESE 2 QUEENS
SPECIAL RIGHTS.
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144. AAH! WHAT IS THIS
UNHOLY ABOMINATION?
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145. HI, CLARA.
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146. YOU'RE JUST IN TIME
TO WITNESS
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147. A FAKE GAY MARRIAGE
FOR THE HEALTH
INSURANCE.
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148. WHAT?
IF GAYS GET MARRIED,
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149. THE INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE
WILL BE DESTROYED!
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150. SOCIETIES WILL CRUMBLE!
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151. RIVERS WILL RUN WITH BLOOD!
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152. NAZIS WILL ONCE AGAIN
RIDE ON DINOSAURS!
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153. I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THIS.
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154. HEY, CLARA,
THERE'S A JEW OUTSIDE
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155. TRYING TO POISON A WELL!
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156. AAH! OH, MY GOD!
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157. GET AWAY FROM
THAT WELL, HEBREW.
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158. WHAT? I'M PUTTING IN
WATER PURIFICATION
TABLETS.
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159. SPANKY TRICKED ME.
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160. AS GOD AS MY WITNESS,
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161. I'LL PUT AN END
TO THIS GAY MARRIAGE.
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162. I SWEAR!
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163. NICE TITS.
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164. HEATHER JAIMESON?
HERE.
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165. RACHEL FORENSTEIN?
HERE.
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166. FOXXY CHAQUAFAFFA LOVE?
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167. HIYA!
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168. UM, YOU DON'T LOOK
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169. LIKE A BLACK WOMAN.
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170. WORD, WIKI-WIKI,
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171. FRAVOR FRAV!
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172. RIGHT.
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173. AAH!
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174. AAH!
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175. AAH!
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176. THE BOARD OF EDUCATION
DOESN'T TAKE KINDLY
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177. TO WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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178. WE DON'T MIND ASIANS
TAKING THE TEST
FOR WHITE KIDS
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179. OR EVEN THE JEWS,
BUT WE'LL BE DAMNED
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180. IF WE'LL LET YOU
HELP THE BLACKS.
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181. SO, SO, SO.
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182. NOW, YOU'RE GOING
BACK IN THERE,
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183. AND YOU'RE GONNA
FAIL MISS LOVE'S TEST
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184. IF YOU DON'T,
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185. BUTCH HERE IS GONNA
GO TO YOUR HOUSE
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186. AND WALK AROUND...
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187. WITHOUT TAKING
OFF HIS SHOES.
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188. XANDIR AND SPANKY,
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189. I PRONOUNCE YOU
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190. LEGALLY GAY MARRIED.
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191. AND NOW FOR THE
TRADITIONAL STOMPING OF
THE MAYONNAISE PACKETS.
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192. MAZELTOFF!
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193. OH!
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194. XANDIR,
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
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195. YOU'RE AS KIND AS
THE $3.00 BILL.
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196. I WISH THERE WAS SOME
WAY I COULD REPAY YOU.
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197. WELL, I—
I WAS HOPING
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198. YOU'D STOP DEFECATING
IN MY SOCK DRAWER.
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199. JESUS, WOMAN!
WE'VE ONLY BEEN MARRIED
5 MINUTES,
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200. AND YOU'RE
ALREADY NAGGING?
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201. I NEED MY SPACE.
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202. THIS IS PRINCESS CLARA
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203. CALLING FOR
THE KING OF INSURANCE.
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204. YES, I'D LIKE TO REPORT
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205. A FAKE GAY MARRIAGE.
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206. AND I'D LIKE TO REPORT
A GREAT SET OF TITS.
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207. I'D DONE
THE RIGHT THING
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208. AND GAY MARRIED SPANKY
FOR THE INSURANCE.
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209. THOSE PILLS
WORKED GREAT, DOC.
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210. NOW THE ONLY
FEVER I HAVE
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211. IS DISCO FEVER!
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212. HEY, YEAH, WHOO!
HA HA!
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213. A FEW MORE WEEKS
OF TREATMENT,
AND YOU'LL BE CURED.
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214. HEALTH INSURANCE ROCKS!
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215. YOU CAN THROW OUT
YOUR CONDOMS
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216. AND REALLY START
LIVING LIFE!
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217. HEY, YOU WANT
TO GO PLAY IN THAT
MEDICAL WASTE DUMP?
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218. LOOK AT ME!
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219. I'M MAKING
MEDICAL WASTE ANGELS!
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220. I CUT MYSELF.
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221. I HATE TO SPOIL
YOUR FUN, SPANKY,
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222. BUT THE KING
OF INSURANCE IS COMING
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223. TO VERIFY YOUR
SO-CALLED MARRIAGE.
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224. SOON, YOUR WHOLE SINFUL
SCAM WILL BE OVER.
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225. TA-TA!
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226. GREAT, NOW I'M GONNA
LOSE MY INSURANCE.
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227. I'LL BE MORE DISEASED
THAN DUMPY THE WASTE MAN!
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228. KILL ME!
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229. MY TEST SCORES CAME!
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230. 580?
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231. LING-LING, WHAT THE
H-E-SINGLE-HOCKEY-STICK
HAPPENED?
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232. I DECIDED TO SOLVE
THE ASIAN-FAILING-THE-
STANDARDIZED-TEST MYSTERY
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233. EVEN IF I DIDN'T
HAVE SOME FANCY
MYSTERY SOLVING LICENSE.
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234. SO, I DROVE RIGHT OVER
TO THAT BOARD
OF EDUCATION PLACE,
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235. EVEN IF I DIDN'T HAVE SOME
FANCY DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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236. NOW, THOSE ARE
SOME FAT RIDES
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237. FOR STATE EMPLOYEES.
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238. HMM...
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239. SEEMS LIKE YOU CAN
MAKE LOTS OF CHEDDAR
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240. IN THE EDUCATION RACKET.
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241. PUT YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR!
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242. AND DON'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT
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243. WAVING THEM AROUND
LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE.
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244. OH, LORDY!
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245. OH, THIS IS NOT
THE CHAFING DISH
WE REGISTERED FOR!
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246. MOTHER FUCKER!
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247. WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
I'M SO DEAD.
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248. NOW THE KING OF
INSURANCE IS GONNA KNOW
WE'RE NOT REALLY MARRIED.
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249. ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN.
ALL WE NEED TO DO
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250. IS MAKE IT LOOK
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251. AND NOTHING SAYS
"JUST FAKE GAY MARRIED"
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252. LIKE A FAKE GAY
HONEYMOON!
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253. SAY CHEESE!
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254. CHEESE!
CHEESE!
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255. THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE,
KING OF INSURANCE.
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256. OH, WELL, OF COURSE.
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257. IF THERE'S A FAKE MARRIAGE
FOR THE INSURANCE,
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258. THEN I MUST
PUT A STOP TO IT.
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259. WE DON'T WANT NAZIS
RIDING ON DINOSAURS, DO WE?
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260. WELL, THEY SEEM
LIKE PANSIES TO ME.
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261. OH, THEY'RE
TOTALLY ACTING.
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262. WELL, THEN
I'LL NEED SOME PROOF
OF YOUR MARRIAGE.
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263. CHECK OUT THESE
HONEYMOON PICTURES.
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264. WE TRAVELED
AROUND THE WORLD!
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265. GOING AROUND THE
WORLD DOESN'T PROVE
THEY'RE GAY MARRIED.
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266. THE MOON
ISN'T GAY MARRIED.
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267. I CAN ASSURE YOU,
YOUR HIGHNESS,
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268. WE'RE A VERY
COMMITTED COUPLE.
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269. YES, WE EVEN
ADOPTED ONE OF
THOSE PHILIPPINO BABIES.
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270. WHAT? THAT'S JUST
A PIECE OF PAPER
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271. WITH THE WORD "BABY"
WRITTEN ON IT.
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272. DON'T MAKE FUN
OF OUR LITTLE TIMMY.
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273. He's sensitive.
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274. Baby voice: SOMEDAY,
WHEN I GROW UP,
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275. I'M GONNA BE
AN ORIGAMI SWAN.
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276. YOU'LL SEE!
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277. A BIG, BEAUTIFUL
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278. SO FUCK YOU!
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279. WELL, I MUST SAY
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280. YOU DO HAVE VERY
IMPRESSIVE EVIDENCE.
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281. COME ON,
SPANKY'S NOT GAY.
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282. IF HE'S SO GAY,
LET'S SEE HIM
DO THE HAT DANCE.
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283. YOU'RE THINKING
OF THE MEXICANS.
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284. THE GAYS
HAVE THE BUTT SEX.
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285. WELL, THEN
LET'S SEE YOU DO THAT.
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286. WHOA, YES!
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287. PLEASE DO.
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288. GOD DAMN IT.
I SHOULD'VE DONE
THE HAT DANCE.
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289. AAH!
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290. WELCOME,
MISS LOVE.
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291. WHO DO YOU
THINK YOU IS?
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292. I IS...
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293. THE BOARD
OF EDUCATION.
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294. HOLY CRAP!
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295. YOU FROM
THE SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK! GANG.
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296. WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?
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297. NOW THAT YOU'VE
BEEN CAPTURED,
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298. IT'S SAFE TO
TELL YOU OUR PLAN.
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299. BEING THE GENIUS
THAT I AM,
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300. I COMBINED 2 TIME-HONORED
AMERICAN METHODS
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301. OF ACHIEVING WEALTH—
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302. SELLING STUPID STUFF
TO SUCKERS
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303. AND EXPLOITING
THE BLACK MAN.
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304. SO, YOU SEE WHY WE CAN'T
LET BLACKS PASS THE SATs.
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305. NO EDUCATED PERSON
WOULD SPEND MONEY
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306. ON GOLD RIMS,
PURPLE LEATHER SEATS,
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307. AND FLIP-DOWN LCD SCREENS
FOR $3,000 GEOS.
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308. YOU RACIST BLOCKHEAD!
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309. YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY
WITH ANYTHING THAT STUPID.
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310. OH, YEAH?
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311. WELL, AS WE SPEAK,
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312. MY SECRET WEAPON
IS ON A TRAIN,
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313. SET TO DISTRIBUTED
THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY
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314. TO MAKE SURE
NO BLACK PERSON
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315. EVER PASSES THEIR SATs
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316. EVER AGAIN.
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317. GOOD-BYE, FOXXY LOVE.
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318. OOPS.
WRONG LEVER.
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319. AAH!
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320. SO... DARLING...
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321. ARE YOU READY?
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322. IRONICALLY,
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323. I COULD GET RID
OF THE VIRUS
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324. WAS TO HAVE GAY SEX.
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325. I TRIED TO THINK
OF THE SEXIEST
THOUGHTS I COULD
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326. TO GET THE BLOOD FLOWING.
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327. MM-HMM. ALL RIGHT.
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328. NEXT. DONE AND DONE.
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329. HUH? WHAT THE—
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330. OK. MM-HMM.
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331. INDEEDY-DEED.
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332. COOKIE FLIP.
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333. WELL, HELLO,
HELLO, HELLO.
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334. BUT NOTHING
SEEMED TO WORK.
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335. KING, I'M NOT GAY!
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336. YOUR INSURANCE
IS HEREBY...
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337. R-R-R-R-R-R-REVOKED!
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338. HMM!
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339. OH.
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340. OK.
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341. HMM.
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342. AAH!
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343. LING-LING!
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344. HIYA!
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345. WAAH!
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346. HIYA!
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347. AAH!
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348. OH, LING-LING,
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349. YOU SAVED MY ASS.
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350. NO!
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351. WITH LING-LING DEAD,
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352. I COULD ONLY THINK
OF ONE THING—
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353. MAN, THAT LING-LING PELT
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354. SURE WOULD MAKE SOME
PIMPIN' SEAT COVERS!
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355. BUT THERE WAS NO TIME
FOR THAT NOW.
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356. I HAD TO PUT A STOP
TO THE BOARD OF EDUCATION.
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357. HUH?
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358. HUH? HMM?
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359. LET'S SEE.
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360. WHERE IS THIS
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361. AHA!
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ON A CARGO TRAIN
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363. LEAVING CLEVELAND
AT 4:30 AT A SPEED
OF 50 MILES PER HOUR.
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364. IT'S HEADED
TO CINCINNATI,
WHICH IS 70 MILES AWAY.
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365. WHAT TIME WILL THE TRAIN
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366. "A," 5:15;
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367. "B," 5:25;
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368. "C"--
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369. LING-LING!
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370. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT,
LING-LING.
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371. MAYBE I CAN DO THIS!
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372. HMM, LET'S SEE.
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373. I'M GONNA GET 38 MILES,
CARRY THE 2,
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374. TAKE AWAY THE MINUS,
ADD A SEMICOLON,
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375. PUT THAT DOT
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376. UM... UH...
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377. THE ANSWER IS "D"!
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378. "D," RIGHT!
IT'S "D"!
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379. 5:20. I KNEW
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380. WAIT!
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381. MR. KING! LOOK!
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382. MARRIAGE ISN'T
ABOUT HAVING SEX.
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383. UH, ASK ANY
MARRIED PERSON.
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384. HOO-HOO,
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385. IT'S ABOUT
CARING AND SHARING
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386. AND BEING THERE
FOR EACH OTHER.
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387. NOW, XANDIR AND I
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388. MAY NEVER HAVE
HAD GAY SEX,
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389. BUT WE DIDN'T DO THOSE
OTHER THINGS, EITHER.
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390. SO, PUNISHING ME
WOULD BE LIKE
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391. PUNISHING EVERY
MARRIED PERSON
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392. WHO NEVER
DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
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393. SPANKY HAM...
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394. YOUR CONVOLUTED LOGIC
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395. HAS SWAYED ME.
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396. I HEREBY ISSUE YOU
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397. HEALTH INSURANCE COVERAGE
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398. PERMANENTLY AND
IR-R-R-R-R-R-REVOCABLY.
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399. OH, YOU DID IT,
MY DARLING HUSBAND!
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400. I GOT HEALTH
INSURANCE FOREVER!
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401. OH, HEY!
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402. LET'S GO TELL DUMPY
THE WASTE MAN!
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403. HEY, DUMPY!
GUESS WHAT!
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404. KILL ME!
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405. NOW, FOXXY
MIGHT NOT BE GREAT
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406. WITH NUMBERS OR WORDS
OR STUFF,
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407. BUT SHE GREAT
AT PULLIN' TRAINS OVER.
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408. WOW, FOXXY, YOU CAUGHT
THE BOARD OF EDUCATION.
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409. WE'VE BEEN TRYING
TO NAIL HIM FOR MONTHS.
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410. HEH HEH!
HOW'D YOU DO IT?
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411. I HAD HELP
FROM A FRIEND—
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412. A DEAD FRIEND.
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413. AND NOW TO UNCOVER
THE BOARD OF EDUCATION'S
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414. ULTIMATE RACIST WEAPON.
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415. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
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416. WE INVENTED A MENTHOL,
GRAPE-FLAVORED,
NUMBER 2 PENCIL.
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417. BLACK TEST-TAKERS
WOULDN'T BE ABLE
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418. TO RESIST EATING
THEIR WRITING UTENSILS,
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419. SO THEY'LL NEVER
FINISH THE EXAM.
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420. DAMN. JUST WHEN
YOU THOUGHT RACISM
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421. COULDN'T GET
ANYMORE RACISMER...
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422. YOU REALLY THINK
BLACK PEOPLE WON'T BE
ABLE TO STOP THEMSELVES
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423. FROM EATING THESE
GRAPE-FLAVORED
MENTHOLATED PENCILS?
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424. ACTUALLY,
THEY DO SMELL KINDA NICE.
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425. MAYBE IF I JUST HAVE
A LITTLE NIBBLE...
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426. CONGRATULATIONS, FOXXY.
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427. WE'RE GIVING YOU
AN HONORARY
MYSTERY-SOLVING BADGE.
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428. MYSTERY-SOLVING BADGE?
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429. IF YOU GOTS A BADGE THAT
CAN SOLVE MYSTERIES,
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430. WHAT YOU NEED
FOXXY FOR?
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431. SEEING SPANKY TREAT XANDIR
WITH NEWFOUND RESPECT
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432. MADE ME REALIZE...
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433. 2 MEN CAN BE AS CLOSE
AS A MAN AND A WOMAN.
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434. AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE,
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435. ONE LITTLE GAY MARRIAGE
WON'T RUIN THE WORLD.
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436. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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