Drawn Together 2x15

Directed by Dwayne Carey-Hill

Chris Edgerly as (voice)

The roommates gather for a very special clip show reunion sit-down with The Producer.

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1. TONIGHT ON THE SEASON FINALE OF DRAWN TOGETHER,

2. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT 3 HOURS OF YOUR PATHETIC LIVES,

3. IN 3-D.

4. HOUSEMATES, THIS SEASON YOU WERE ALL TOLD

5. TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.

6. WELL, TONIGHT WE WILL REVEAL

7. WHICH ONE OF YOU WILL BE CROWNED WINNER OF...

8. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. SETTLE DOWN.

9. PLEASE, EVERYONE, QUIET DOWN.

10. I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!

11. UM, SO, UH,

12. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST MEET THIS YEAR'S CAST.

13. SO, CAST, WHAT YOU DOING?

14. SAME OL' SAME OL'. WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?

15. OH, JUST HOSTING THE SEASON FINALE.

16. HOW'S THAT GOING?

17. OH, NOT TOO WELL.

18. I SHOT SOMEONE.

19. UH, NOW, BEFORE WE ANNOUNCE THIS YEAR'S WINNER

20. OF DRAWN TOGETHER,

21. IN 3-D,

22. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE PAST SEASON

23. AND PAY OUR RESPECTS TO ALL THE KOREAN CHILDREN

24. WHO DIED DRAWING THIS INSIPID CARTOON.

25. WELL, THAT REALLY SUCKED ASS, HUH?

26. WAIT. SPEAKING OF WHICH,

27. XANDIR, AS IT TURNS OUT, YOU'RE GAY.

28. BOO!

29. YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GAY? ROMANCE.

30. AND THERE WAS PLENTY OF THAT IN THE DRAWN TOGETHER HOUSE.

31. LET'S WATCH.

32. HOW DOES THAT FEEL?

33. OH, CAPTAIN HERO.

34. YES, WOOLDOOR?

35. I WANT YOU INSIDE ME.

36. CLASS DISMISSED.

37. OH, TIM, YOU'RE SUCH A STITCH.

38. YOU'RE SO MUCH MORE FUN THAN CAPTAIN HERO.

39. "OH, LOOK AT ME.

40. "I'M A BIG, DUMB SUPERHERO WHO'S BIG AND DUMB.

41. NOW I'M FONDLING A GIRL. OOPSY. SHE'S DEAD."

42. YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT.

43. IT UNSNAPS IN THE FRONT.

44. CAPTAIN HERO, GAY RUMOR HAS IT

45. YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH XANDIR HAS CONTINUED

46. SINCE THE SHOW ENDED.

47. OH, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.

48. XANDIR HAD AN AFFAIR WITH TIM THOMASEN, NOT ME.

49. OH, FINE. I'LL PROVE IT. TIM!

50. TIM, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.

51. WHY WOULD HE LOVE YOU

52. WHEN HE COULD HAVE ALL THIS?

53. THOSE AREN'T REAL.

54. CHECK THESE OUT.

55. WHOO! WHOO!

56. JEWY! JEWY!

57. JEWY! JEWY!

58. WHEN WE RETURN,

59. WE WILL SEE SOME MORE STUFF THAT YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN.

60. BUT BEFORE WE CUT TO COMMERCIAL,

61. LET'S WATCH

62. AS CAPTAIN HERO LOSES HIS VIRGINITY.

63. OH!

64. OHHH! OOH!

65. AH-AH! AH-AH!

66. OHH! OHH! HUH?

67. LEAVE ME ALONE. LEAVE ME ALONE!

68. MOMMY.

69. I'M HOME.

70. AH. YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE THAT THERE.

71. BITCH, PICK IT UP.

72. FUCK YOU, FATTY FOOPA.

73. PICK IT UP OR I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO HELL.

74. ALL RIGHT, TOOT, DROP YOUR WEAPON.

75. NO, YOU DROP IT.

76. NOBODY HOLDS A GUN TO MY GIRL...

77. BUT ME.

78. ALL RIGHT! LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!

79. I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE.

80. WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE,

81. TO THE SEASON FINALE OF DRAWN TOGETHER.

82. SO, GUYS, WHO HERE THINKS TOOT IS A FATTY, FATTY FAT FAT?

83. OOH! ME! I DO!

84. I THOUGHT SHE WAS FAT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE.

85. WHAT? REALLY?

86. HOW COME YOU GUYS NEVER MADE MENTION OF THIS BEFORE?

87. OH, THEY HAVE.

88. YOU'VE ALSO BEEN REFERRED TO AS "A HORRIBLE BITCH."

89. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

90. OF COURSE XANDIR'S GAY.

91. WHY ELSE WOULDN'T HE BE ATTRACTED TO ALL THIS?

92. 'CAUSE YOU'RE FAT, AND NOBODY LIKES FAT CHICKS.

93. WHEE!

94. SO FINE. IF I CAN'T BE THE SEX SYMBOL,

95. I CAN DEFINITELY BE THE BITCH.

96. I'LL CUT YOU, GODDAMN IT!

97. I'LL CUT YOU!

98. AHH.

99. MOMMY'S HOME!

100. UGH!

101. HEY, WHO THREW UP IN HERE?

102. AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT, MOMMY FATTEST?

103. I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM NOW.

104. BUT WHEREVER I AM,

105. SOMEBODY THREW UP EVERYWHERE.

106. YOU GUYS EDITED IT LIKE THAT TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD.

107. TOOT'S RIGHT.

108. OUR TALENTED EDITORS CAN TAKE JUST ABOUT ANY RAW FOOTAGE LIKE THIS...

109. AND THROUGH THE MAGIC OF EDITING

110. TURN IT INTO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

111. VOILK.

112. THAT WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN. WE AGREED NO ONE WOULD GET HURT.

113. HOLY SHIT! BOB THE CUCUMBER'S GONE CRAZY!

114. IS THIS CRAZY?

115. NO! PLEASE!

116. AAH!

117. PASTA FAGIOLI!

118. THAT I WAS FAT AND GUYS AREN'T—

119. WHAT THE HELL. AAH!

120. AAH!

121. PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME. I DON'T WANNA DIE.

122. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

123. BUT FIRST, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE WRITERS GET REALLY STONED.

124. OHHH!

125. OHHH!

126. YEP, YEP. RRR, RRR, RRR, RRR.

127. RINGGGG, RINGGGG.

128. RINGGGG.

129. YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP.

130. RINGGGG, RINGGGG.

131. FIRST, FOXXY SETS THE MOOD.

132. AND SOMETIMES A LITTLE EXOTIC FOOD PLAY SPICES THINGS UP.

133. OOH! YEAH, THAT THING'S FINGER FUCKIN' GOOD.

134. KEEP IT GOING.

135. AND SOMETIMES THE FOXXY LOSE HERSELF

136. IN A LITTLE ROLE-PLAYING FANTASY.

137. OH, YEAH, FRANK. THAT'S THE SPOT.

138. AND THEN FOXXY BRINGS IT ALL HOME

139. BY USING A LITTLE BIT OF FORCE.

140. OHH! OHH! OH, DADDY!

141. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

142. HUH?

143. WELCOME BACK. NOW, FOXXY...

144. HEY, Y'ALL.

145. IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE BLACK.

146. YES, YOU DID.

147. HOW DO YOU HANDLE ALL THE RACISM IN THE HOUSE?

148. THE THING YOU GOTS TO UNDERSTAND, MR. JEW PRODUCER,

149. IS THAT MY ROOMMATES AIN'T RACIST.

150. IN FACT, I FIND THE PROGRAM AS A WHOLE

151. TO BE A SCATHING SATIRE OF CONTEMPORARY MORES.

152. OK, SHORTY, YOU "AXED" FOR IT.

153. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THESE SATIRICAL MOMENTS.

154. OH, HELLO. I'M GLAD YOU'RE FINALLY HERE.

155. WOULD YOU BE A DEAR AND FETCH MY BAGS, SERVANT GIRL.

156. IT'S JUST SOME NEARSIGHTED ARMENIAN WOMAN.

157. I THOUGHT THOSE PEOPLE PICKED BANJOS.

158. I'LL SUE YOU FOR EVERY PENNY.

159. AH-SO.

160. I LOVE RACISM.

161. I DON'T SPEAK BLACKANESE.

162. IT AIN'T YO' FUNYONS.

163. GET AWAY FROM THAT WELL, HEBREW.

164. WHO DON'T SAY "CRAPS"?

165. GO TO COLLEGE, PACO.

166. OOH, I LIKE THE BLACK ONE.

167. I GOT TO GET SOME LOTTERY TICKETS.

168. GOOD ORIENTAL.

169. "R."R."

170. GREAT GOOBLY-MOO. OOH, WE COULD SHINE SHOES.

171. "R."R."

172. "R."

173. AH!

174. WELCOME, MISS LOVE.

175. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU IS?

176. I IS THE BOARD OF EDUCATION.

177. HOLY CRAP! YOU FROM THE SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK GANG.

178. NOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN CAPTURED,

179. IT'S SAFE TO TELL YOU OUR PLAN.

180. BEING THE GENIUS THAT I AM,

181. I COMBINE 2 TIME-HONORED AMERICAN METHODS OF ACHIEVING WEALTH—

182. SELLING STUPID STUFF TO SUCKERS

183. AND EXPLOITING THE BLACK MAN.

184. SO YOU SEE WHY WE CAN'T LET BLACKS PASS THE S.A.T.s.

185. NO EDUCATED PERSON WOULD SPEND MONEY

186. ON GOLD RIMS, PURPLE LEATHER SEATS,

187. AND FLIP-DOWN LCD SCREENS FOR $3,000 GEOS.

188. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT RACISM COULDN'T GET ANY MORE RACISM-ER.

189. SCREW THAT MORE.

190. ALL Y'ALL IS RACIST.

191. I'M OFF TO SOUTH AFRICA, MOTHERFUCKERS.

192. WE'RE SECONDS AWAY FROM ANNOUNCING THE WINNER.

193. BUT FIRST, WOOLDOOR SOCKBAT, YOU'RE A WACKY LITTLE GUY.

194. HOW DID IT FEEL TO LIVE IN FRONT OF OVER 1,200 VIEWERS?

195. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

196. YOU BEEN LIVING IN FRONT OF ALL THESE CAMERAS.

197. CAMERAS?

198. HOLY CRAP.

199. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM.

200. GOOD-BYE!

201. WHILE WOOLDOOR PLUMMETS TO HIS DEATH,

202. LET'S WATCH SOME OF WOOLDOOR'S WACKIEST MOMENTS.

203. IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME, I'LL BE IN THE CLOCK TOWER.

204. WHAT IS IT, DOC? GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT.

205. MY DEAR HOUSEMATES,

206. I'M AFRAID FOXXY LOVE DOES NOT HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR.

207. YES. YES. I, TOO, WOULD BE RELIEVED

208. IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO BE OPPOSITE DAY.

209. SO WAIT A MINUTE. I'M CONFUSED.

210. DOES FOXXY HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR?

211. NO.

212. WHAT THE HELL.

213. IS IT OPPOSITE DAY OR DRAMATIC MUSIC STING DAY?

214. NEITHER.

215. WE'RE SECONDS AWAY FROM ANNOUNCING THE WINNER.

216. BUT FIRST, LET'S TAKE A BREAK.

217. AND AS WE DO,

218. WATCH SOME OF THE MOST EXCITING MUSICAL MOMENTS

219. OF THE PAST SEASON.

220. FOR ETERNITY.

221. SO YOU BETTER REMEMBER...

222. COMING UP, WE'LL ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF...

223. TELL US WHERE THE LAMP IS, YOU LOUSY LYING PIECE OF SHIT.

224. LAMP? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

225. LISTEN, BITCH. TELL US WHERE THE LAMP IS

226. AND MAYBE WE TALK TO THE D.A. ABOUT EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES.

227. GUYS, GUYS, SERIOUSLY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A LAMP IS.

228. FUCK THIS SHIT.

229. I'M GONNA OFF THIS GLUE-SNIFFING COCK SUCKER RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

230. I'VE SEEN HIM DO IT, MAN.

231. I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK!

232. MARY LOU?

233. HEY, XANDIR'S DAD. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?

234. NOTHING, NOTHING.

235. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT AT THIS HOUR?

236. IT'S GETTING DARK.

237. PLAY PRACTICE WENT A LITTLE LATE.

238. HOP IN. I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME.

239. YOU LIKE STARSHIP?

240. WHO DOESN'T?

241. HEATER'S BROKE. BUT IT'S WARM OVER HERE.

242. YOU CAN SLIDE OVER NICE AND CLOSE.

243. MARY LOU,

244. I DON'T KNOW WHY MY BOY EVER BROKE UP WITH YOU.

245. YOU SURE ARE A PRETTY LITTLE THING.

246. WHY, THANK YOU, XANDIR'S DAD.

247. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WITH LOTS OF BOYS,

248. BUT HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WITH A MAN?

249. MMM! MMM!

250. MMM! MMM! MMM!

251. AH, YEAH.

252. YOU LIKE MY THUMB, DON'T YOU, BITCH?

253. WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING ALMOST AS BIG.

254. AND WE'RE BACK.

255. BEFORE WE ANNOUNCE THIS YEAR'S WINNER OF DRAWN TOGETHER,

256. LET'S BRING OUT LAST YEAR'S WINNER,

257. THE HONORABLE JUDGE FUDGE.

258. SO, JUDGE FUDGE, HAVE YOU ENJOYED THE PAST YEAR

259. AS THE WINNER OF DRAWN TOGETHER?

260. I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO ENJOY MY CROWN.

261. I'VE BEEN FAR TOO BUSY BEING DELICIOUS.

262. FUDGE.

263. AND NOW THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

264. THE WINNER OF DRAWN TOGETHER IS...

265. THE WINNER IS...

266. YOU,

267. THE VIEWER.

268. BOO!

269. THAT SUCKS! WE HATE YOU!

270. THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.

271. AND FROM ALL OF US HERE AT DRAWN TOGETHER,

272. MAY GOD BLESS.

273. SEE YOU IN OCTOBER.

274. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—