Drawn Together 2x15

Directed by Dwayne Carey-Hill

Chris Edgerly as (voice)

The roommates gather for a very special clip show reunion sit-down with The Producer.

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1. FINALE OF DRAWN TOGETHER,

2. 3 HOURS OF YOUR PATHETIC LIVES,

3. IN 3-D.

4. HOUSEMATES, THIS SEASON

5. TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.

6. WELL, TONIGHT

7. BE CROWNED WINNER OF...

8. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. SETTLE DOWN.

9. PLEASE, EVERYONE, QUIET DOWN.

10. I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!

11. UM, SO, UH,

12. MEET THIS YEAR'S CAST.

13. SO, CAST, WHAT YOU DOING?

14. SAME OL' SAME OL'. WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?

15. OH, JUST HOSTING THE SEASON FINALE.

16. HOW'S THAT GOING?

17. OH, NOT TOO WELL.

18. I SHOT SOMEONE.

19. UH, NOW, BEFORE WE ANNOUNCE THIS YEAR'S WINNER

20. OF DRAWN TOGETHER,

21. IN 3-D,

22. LET'S TAKE A LOOK

23. THIS INSIPID CARTOON.

24. WELL, THAT REALLY SUCKED ASS, HUH?

25. WAIT. SPEAKING OF WHICH,

26. XANDIR, AS IT TURNS OUT, YOU'RE GAY.

27. BOO!

28. YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GAY? ROMANCE.

29. THE DRAWN TOGETHER HOUSE.

30. LET'S WATCH.

31. HOW DOES THAT FEEL?

32. OH, CAPTAIN HERO.

33. YES, WOOLDOOR?

34. I WANT YOU INSIDE ME.

35. CLASS DISMISSED.

36. OH, TIM, YOU'RE SUCH A STITCH.

37. YOU'RE SO MUCH MORE FUN THAN CAPTAIN HERO.

38. "OH, LOOK AT ME.

39. "I'M A BIG, DUMB SUPERHERO WHO'S BIG AND DUMB.

40. NOW I'M FONDLING A GIRL. OOPSY. SHE'S DEAD."

41. YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT.

42. IT UNSNAPS IN THE FRONT.

43. CAPTAIN HERO,

44. SINCE THE SHOW ENDED.

45. OH, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.

46. WITH TIM THOMASEN, NOT ME.

47. OH, FINE. I'LL PROVE IT. TIM!

48. TIM, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.

49. ALL THIS?

50. THOSE AREN'T REAL.

51. CHECK THESE OUT.

52. WHOO! WHOO!

53. JEWY! JEWY!

54. JEWY! JEWY!

55. WHEN WE RETURN,

56. THAT YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN.

57. TO COMMERCIAL,

58. LET'S WATCH

59. LOSES HIS VIRGINITY.

60. OH!

61. OHHH! OOH!

62. AH-AH! AH-AH!

63. OHH! OHH! HUH?

64. LEAVE ME ALONE. LEAVE ME ALONE!

65. MOMMY.

66. I'M HOME.

67. AH. YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE THAT THERE.

68. BITCH, PICK IT UP.

69. FUCK YOU, FATTY FOOPA.

70. PICK IT UP OR I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO HELL.

71. ALL RIGHT, TOOT, DROP YOUR WEAPON.

72. NO, YOU DROP IT.

73. TO MY GIRL...

74. BUT ME.

75. ALL RIGHT! LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!

76. I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE.

77. WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE,

78. OF DRAWN TOGETHER.

79. SO, GUYS, WHO HERE A FATTY, FATTY FAT FAT?

80. OOH! ME! I DO!

81. BEFORE ANYONE ELSE.

82. WHAT? REALLY?

83. MADE MENTION OF THIS BEFORE?

84. OH, THEY HAVE.

85. YOU'VE ALSO BEEN REFERRED TO AS "A HORRIBLE BITCH."

86. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

87. OF COURSE XANDIR'S GAY.

88. WHY ELSE WOULDN'T HE BE ATTRACTED TO ALL THIS?

89. 'CAUSE YOU'RE FAT, AND NOBODY LIKES FAT CHICKS.

90. WHEE!

91. SO FINE. IF I CAN'T BE THE SEX SYMBOL,

92. BE THE BITCH.

93. I'LL CUT YOU, GODDAMN IT!

94. I'LL CUT YOU!

95. AHH.

96. MOMMY'S HOME!

97. UGH!

98. HEY, WHO THREW UP IN HERE?

99. ALL NIGHT, MOMMY FATTEST?

100. I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM NOW.

101. BUT WHEREVER I AM,

102. SOMEBODY THREW UP EVERYWHERE.

103. TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD.

104. TOOT'S RIGHT.

105. ANY RAW FOOTAGE LIKE THIS...

106. SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

107. VOILK.

108. THAT WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN. WE AGREED NO ONE WOULD GET HURT.

109. HOLY SHIT! BOB THE CUCUMBER'S GONE CRAZY!

110. IS THIS CRAZY?

111. NO! PLEASE!

112. AAH!

113. PASTA FAGIOLI!

114. AREN'T—

115. WHAT THE HELL. AAH!

116. AAH!

117. PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME. I DON'T WANNA DIE.

118. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

119. BUT FIRST, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT GET REALLY STONED.

120. OHHH!

121. OHHH!

122. YEP, YEP. RRR, RRR, RRR, RRR.

123. RINGGGG, RINGGGG.

124. RINGGGG.

125. YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP.

126. RINGGGG, RINGGGG.

127. FIRST, FOXXY SETS THE MOOD.

128. SPICES THINGS UP.

129. OOH! YEAH, THAT THING'S FINGER FUCKIN' GOOD.

130. KEEP IT GOING.

131. ROLE-PLAYING FANTASY.

132. OH, YEAH, FRANK. THAT'S THE SPOT.

133. A LITTLE BIT OF FORCE.

134. OHH! OHH! OH, DADDY!

135. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

136. HUH?

137. WELCOME BACK. NOW, FOXXY...

138. HEY, Y'ALL.

139. IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE BLACK.

140. YES, YOU DID.

141. ALL THE RACISM IN THE HOUSE?

142. TO UNDERSTAND, MR. JEW PRODUCER,

143. AIN'T RACIST.

144. IN FACT, I FIND

145. OF CONTEMPORARY MORES.

146. OK, SHORTY, YOU "AXED" FOR IT.

147. LET'S TAKE A LOOK SATIRICAL MOMENTS.

148. OH, HELLO. I'M GLAD YOU'RE FINALLY HERE.

149. AND FETCH MY BAGS, SERVANT GIRL.

150. IT'S JUST SOME NEARSIGHTED ARMENIAN WOMAN.

151. PICKED BANJOS.

152. I'LL SUE YOU FOR EVERY PENNY.

153. AH-SO.

154. I LOVE RACISM.

155. I DON'T SPEAK BLACKANESE.

156. IT AIN'T YO' FUNYONS.

157. FROM THAT WELL, HEBREW.

158. WHO DON'T SAY "CRAPS"?

159. GO TO COLLEGE, PACO.

160. OOH, I LIKE THE BLACK ONE.

161. I GOT TO GET SOME LOTTERY TICKETS.

162. GOOD ORIENTAL.

163. "R."R."

164. GREAT GOOBLY-MOO. OOH, WE COULD SHINE SHOES.

165. "R."R."

166. "R."

167. AH!

168. WELCOME, MISS LOVE.

169. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU IS?

170. OF EDUCATION.

171. HOLY CRAP! YOU FROM THE SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK GANG.

172. YOU'VE BEEN CAPTURED,

173. IT'S SAFE TO TELL YOU OUR PLAN.

174. THAT I AM,

175. I COMBINE 2 TIME-HONORED

176. THE BLACK MAN.

177. SO YOU SEE WHY WE CAN'T LET BLACKS PASS THE S.A.T.s.

178. ON GOLD RIMS, PURPLE LEATHER SEATS,

179. FOR $3,000 GEOS.

180. THOUGHT RACISM COULDN'T GET ANY MORE RACISM-ER.

181. SCREW THAT MORE.

182. ALL Y'ALL IS RACIST.

183. I'M OFF TO SOUTH AFRICA, MOTHERFUCKERS.

184. WE'RE SECONDS AWAY FROM ANNOUNCING THE WINNER.

185. BUT FIRST, WOOLDOOR SOCKBAT, YOU'RE A WACKY LITTLE GUY.

186. IN FRONT OF OVER 1,200 VIEWERS?

187. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

188. OF ALL THESE CAMERAS.

189. CAMERAS?

190. HOLY CRAP.

191. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTION PROGRAM.

192. GOOD-BYE!

193. PLUMMETS TO HIS DEATH,

194. LET'S WATCH SOME OF WOOLDOOR'S WACKIEST MOMENTS.

195. IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME, I'LL BE IN THE CLOCK TOWER.

196. WHAT IS IT, DOC? GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT.

197. MY DEAR HOUSEMATES,

198. I'M AFRAID FOXXY LOVE DOES NOT HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR.

199. YES. YES. I, TOO,

200. IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO BE OPPOSITE DAY.

201. SO WAIT A MINUTE. I'M CONFUSED.

202. A BRAIN TUMOR?

203. NO.

204. WHAT THE HELL.

205. DRAMATIC MUSIC STING DAY?

206. NEITHER.

207. WE'RE SECONDS AWAY FROM ANNOUNCING THE WINNER.

208. BUT FIRST, LET'S TAKE A BREAK.

209. AND AS WE DO,

210. OF THE PAST SEASON.

211. FOR ETERNITY.

212. SO YOU BETTER REMEMBER...

213. COMING UP, WE'LL ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF...

214. TELL US WHERE THE LAMP IS, YOU LOUSY LYING PIECE OF SHIT.

215. LAMP? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

216. LISTEN, BITCH.

217. TO THE D.A. ABOUT EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES.

218. GUYS, GUYS, SERIOUSLY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A LAMP IS.

219. FUCK THIS SHIT.

220. I'M GONNA OFF THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

221. I'VE SEEN HIM DO IT, MAN.

222. I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK!

223. MARY LOU?

224. HEY, XANDIR'S DAD. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?

225. NOTHING, NOTHING.

226. AT THIS HOUR?

227. IT'S GETTING DARK.

228. WENT A LITTLE LATE.

229. HOP IN. I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME.

230. YOU LIKE STARSHIP?

231. WHO DOESN'T?

232. HEATER'S BROKE. BUT IT'S WARM OVER HERE.

233. NICE AND CLOSE.

234. MARY LOU,

235. I DON'T KNOW WHY MY BOY EVER BROKE UP WITH YOU.

236. A PRETTY LITTLE THING.

237. WHY, THANK YOU, XANDIR'S DAD.

238. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WITH LOTS OF BOYS,

239. BEEN WITH A MAN?

240. MMM! MMM!

241. MMM! MMM! MMM!

242. AH, YEAH.

243. YOU LIKE MY THUMB, DON'T YOU, BITCH?

244. WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING ALMOST AS BIG.

245. AND WE'RE BACK.

246. THIS YEAR'S WINNER OF DRAWN TOGETHER,

247. LET'S BRING OUT LAST YEAR'S WINNER,

248. THE HONORABLE JUDGE FUDGE.

249. SO, JUDGE FUDGE, HAVE YOU

250. OF DRAWN TOGETHER?

251. I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO ENJOY MY CROWN.

252. I'VE BEEN FAR TOO BUSY BEING DELICIOUS.

253. FUDGE.

254. AND NOW THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

255. DRAWN TOGETHER IS...

256. THE WINNER IS...

257. YOU,

258. THE VIEWER.

259. BOO!

260. THAT SUCKS! WE HATE YOU!

261. THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.

262. HERE AT DRAWN TOGETHER,

263. MAY GOD BLESS.

264. SEE YOU IN OCTOBER.

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