Drawn Together 2x12

Directed by Tuck Tucker

Billy West as Mall Security Guard / Popeye / Stimpy (voice) • Alex Borstein as AIDS Walk Coordinator / Lois Griffin (voice)

Captain Hero turns to performance-enhancing drugs. Wooldoor and Clara start a lemonade stand.

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1. HOUSEMATES, REPORT TO THE BACKYARD.

2. CAST OF DRAWN TOGETHER.

3. INTO A BUNCH OF LOSERS.

4. ALL RIGHT, TEAM, LET'S MAKE THESE GUYS EAT SHUTTLECOCK.

5. HEY, CAN WE GET THIS GAME GOING ALREADY?

6. READY!

7. I GOT IT! ALL MINE!

8. OOH!

9. INTERFERENCE. XANDIR WAS TOTALLY OFFSIDES.

10. DO OVER.

11. DUDE, YOU'RE THE WORST ATHLETE I'VE EVER SEEN,

12. AND I'VE BEEN TO, LIKE, EVERY SPECIAL OLYMPICS.

13. THERE'S THIS ONE GUY, ON A SPRING,

14. AND HE'S WAY BETTER THAN YOU.

15. I CAN'T HELP IT. I CAN'T DO SPORTS, OK?

16. THERE. NOW YOU KNOW

17. DOING SPORTS GAMES.

18. ARE YOU HAPPY? I HATE YOU ALL.

19. CAST OF DRAWN TOGETHER.

20. GAME YOU'LL RECEIVE A POUND OF

21. AND A QUARTER CUP OF WATER.

22. BOOYAH! THAT'S ALL I NEED!

23. TITLE SEQUENCE.

24. AH!

25. I SUCK.

26. KEEP 'EM COMING.

27. I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH LEMONADE, MISTER.

28. I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH LEMONADE, MISTER.

29. THE WHOLE DAMN LEMON.

30. MMMMMMMMM! GG!

31. HEY, WOOLDOOR, JUMP ON.

32. LET'S GO DO SOMETHING COOL.

33. I CAN'T, SPANKY. IT'S SUNDAY.

34. YOU KNOW, MY SPECIAL DAY

35. FRIEND CLARA.

36. WELL, UNLESS YOU'RE MAKING LEMONADE ON CLARA,

37. THAT'S NOTHING SPECIAL.

38. HMM.

39. YOO-HOO!

40. HMM.

41. OK, SPANKY.

42. LET'S GO.

43. WE'RE OFF TO THE COOLEST

44. THE MALL.

45. OH, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

46. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MISTER?

47. OH, PLEASE.

48. HOW TO PLAY SPORTS.

49. SHREK 2 WAS RIGHT.

50. AT DOING SPORTS GAMES?

51. OH, LORD, IF THERE THAT I CAN MASTER,

52. PLEASE GIVE ME A SIGN.

53. HEY, Y'ALL, WHO WANTS TO SPONSOR ME?

54. I'M WALKING IN THE AIDS WALK NEXT WEEK.

55. IT'S PER MILE.

56. WALK? I CAN WALK.

57. SPONSOR ME?

58. YOU KNOW IT'S PER MILE, RIGHT?

59. HELLS, NO, I WON'T BE SPONSORING YOU.

60. I'LL BE SPONSORING ME TO WIN THE AIDS WALK.

61. COMPETITION, ASSHOLE.

62. IT'S A CHARITY, LIKE NOT SPITTING ON UGLY PEOPLE.

63. I GAVE AT THE OFFICE.

64. I'LL PRACTICE NIGHT AND DAY.

65. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, I'LL DO MORE WALKING

66. POSSIBLY IMAGINE.

67. YOU WERE RIGHT, SPANKY.

68. THAN DOING A LEMONADE STAND.

69. BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY TO BUY THIS CANDY.

70. IF YOU WERE REALLY COOL, YOU'D JUST STEAL IT.

71. I CAN'T DO THAT. WHY NOT?

72. 'CAUSE I'M RIGHT HERE EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING.

73. DON'T LISTEN TO HER, WOOLDOOR.

74. AND WALK OUT.

75. SHE'LL NEVER KNOW.

76. YES, I WILL.

77. THE SECURITY GUARD.

78. HEY, HOW YOU DOING, FELLA?

79. LISTEN TO, WOOLDOOR?

80. ME, YOUR COOL FRIEND,

81. OFF THE STREET?

82. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

83. I'VE NEVER STOLEN ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.

84. BUT SPANKY WAS PRETTY COOL,

85. AND SHE WAS A FILTHY, FILTHY WHORE.

86. THAT'LL BE 2.46.

87. CAN YOU BREAK A 50?

88. IT'S OVER.

89. STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE.

90. PLEASE, MISTER. I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT.

91. I DON'T CARE.

92. I'M TELLING YOU, STEP AWAY OR THE BITCH GETS IT!

93. NO! DON'T DO IT!

94. I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT AGAIN!

95. RUN! HE'S GONNA KILL ME NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO.

96. NO, NO, NO. DON'T DO IT. I GIVE UP.

97. UH!

98. TAKE HIM AWAY.

99. AND NOW TO TIE UP SOME LOOSE ENDS.

100. I DON'T KNOW

101. LOST AND FOUND LOUNGE.

102. IT COULD'VE BEEN 1 MINUTE. IT COULD'VE BEEN 10.

103. OH. OOH.

104. HEY, YOU, UH, WOOLDOOR SOCKBAT?

105. YES, MISTER.

106. SIGN HERE AND YOU CAN GO.

107. GO? YOU MEAN... I'M BEING LET OUT ALREADY?

108. WELL, SURE. ALL YOU DID WAS STEAL SOME CANDY.

109. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CHEWED OFF SOMEONE'S ARM, TESTICLES, AND PART OF THEIR FACE.

110. GEORGE, LET HIM OUT.

111. OK, YOU'RE FREE TO GO.

112. HEY, SUBPLOT, OUT OF MY WAY.

113. MAIN STORY COMING THROUGH.

114. WAS DRAWING NEAR,

115. TO BRING HOME THE GOLD.

116. THE MALL WALKERS.

117. WOW. YOU GUYS ARE GOOD.

118. I MEAN LIKE "5-TIME

119. JOSE 'DADDY LONG LEGS' MARTINEZ" GOOD.

120. WATCH OUT!

121. PLAY BADMINTON.

122. GO BACK TO JOGGING, YOU HOMO.

123. OH. OK, YOU GUYS GO ON AHEAD.

124. SPORTS GAMES,

125. EVEN WALKING.

126. I COULD WIN THE AIDS WALK.

127. THAT GAVE ME AN IDEA.

128. HEY THERE, BUB. STUFF YOU'VE GOT.

129. WELL, SIR, WE'VE GOT A TERRIFIC LINE OF HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS.

130. HERBAL? WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU?

131. SOME CRAZY WACKO WHO'LL PUT

132. 10,000 HITS A DAY, MOST OF THEM IN GERMANY?

133. DO I? DO I?

134. THEN I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN, UH,

135. STEROIDS.

136. OH, I LIKE TO WHISPER, TOO.

137. MY ONLY PROBLEM IS, WHAT TO WHISPER.

138. PRETEND, LIKE THIS.

139. PSST-PSS-PSST-PSS. PSS-PSST-PSS-PSST.

140. UM... UH, I'M GONNA TAKE THAT AS A "YES."

141. PLEASE, SIR, WALK THIS WAY.

142. IF I COULD WALK THAT WAY, I WOULDN'T NEED STEROIDS.

143. BOO!

144. DEAR FELLAS,

145. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FAST THINGS MOVE ON THE OUTSIDE.

146. WHEN I WAS A KID,

147. BUT NOW THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

148. AAH!

149. AAH!

150. AAH!

151. AAH!

152. IN A BIG DAMN HURRY.

153. GOT ME A JOB

154. AT THE FOODWAY.

155. IT'S HARD WORK, AND I TRY TO KEEP UP,

156. MOST OF THE TIME.

157. I DON'T THINK THE STORE MANAGER LIKES ME VERY MUCH.

158. HEY, UH, BOSS, CAN I GO TO THE POTTY? PLEASE.

159. DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

160. YOU AIN'T GOT TO ASK ME.

161. IN THE HOLE WILL TEACH YOU.

162. IS JUST TOO MUCH TO HANDLE.

163. BEFORE I WENT AWAY.

164. AND OUR LEMONADE STAND.

165. WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM MONEY? YOU KNOW HE'S JUST GONNA SPEND IT ON LEMONADE.

166. PARTNER, MR. STEROIDS.

167. I MUST GET STRONGER. STRONGER!

168. BUT I WAS OUT OF MONEY.

169. AN EASY SOURCE OF CASH.

170. SPONSOR ME! SPONSOR ME!

171. OK. HERE.

172. TAKE IT.

173. SPONSOR ME!

174. GWAA.

175. SPONSOR ME!

176. SPONSOR ME!

177. OOH.

178. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT CAPTAIN HERO WAS UP TO,

179. TO RUN SOME TESTS.

180. I WAS AFRAID OF THIS.

181. STEROIDS.

182. CLARA?

183. WOOLDOOR. WHEN DID YOU GET OUT?

184. CLARA, THE ONLY THING

185. AND OUR LEMONADE STAND.

186. WELL, I, UH...

187. EVENING, OLD-TIMER.

188. OH. WHAT? WOOLDOOR?

189. HUH?

190. AWKWARD!

191. WOOLDOOR, LISTEN. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW LONG YOU'D BE IN—

192. HOW COULD YOU GUYS?

193. HOW COULD YOU?

194. I FEEL SO GUILTY.

195. ME TOO, POOR WOOLDOOR.

196. NO, NOT ABOUT THAT.

197. JUGS WITH MY PISS.

198. WHICH ONE.

199. WAS IN TROUBLE.

200. AN INTERVENTION.

201. EVERYBODY READY?

202. OH, YOU MUST BE HERE TO SEE CAPTAIN HERO,

203. 'CAUSE YOU ARE A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND A DONKEY.

204. REALLY? MATTHEW BRODERICK AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER ARE HERE?

205. HEY, WHAT GIVES?

206. HERO, WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE ABUSING STEROIDS,

207. AND WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

208. WE LOVE YOU.

209. ANYWAY, ADDICTION IS DANGEROUS,

210. WHETHER IT'S DRUGS

211. GODDAMN, I GOT TO GET SOME LOTTERY TICKETS.

212. I'M GONNA WIN BIG THIS TIME. I CAN FEEL IT.

213. THIS IS NONSENSE.

214. I'M ADDICTED TO IS FIGHTING CRIME,

215. MAKING LISTS OF 3s...

216. BE THAT AS IT MAY, STEROIDS CAUSE CANCER,

217. KIDNEY FAILURE, HEART PROBLEMS, HOME RUN RECORDS.

218. AND ON OCCASION, THEY'VE BEEN KNOWN TO CAUSE FITS OF RAGE.

219. FITS OF RAGE? I'LL SHOW YOU FITS OF RAGE.

220. AGGGH!

221. LISTEN, I KNOW THE GANG'S HEARTS WERE IN THE RIGHT PLACE,

222. WAS JUST WRONG.

223. AHHHHH!

224. I MEAN OK, A BIT OF A PROBLEM,

225. BUT THERE'S A RIGHT WAY ABOUT THESE THINGS.

226. YA KNOW?

227. A DRAG LIVING WITH ROOMMATES.

228. AGGGH!

229. I DON'T NEED THIS PLACE. I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU.

230. YOU'RE ALL DEAD TO ME.

231. HOO-HA, HOO-HA.

232. HOO! HOO! HOO! WAH! WAH! AHH! AHH! AHH!

233. FOR THIS PLACE I COULD GO,

234. WITH PEOPLE LIKE MYSELF.

235. AH-GA-GA-GA-GA.

236. I HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO.

237. JUST DON'T GET ME.

238. I GETS YA.

239. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GETS WITH ME OLIVE OYL.

240. SHE'S MY NUMBER-ONE GOYL.

241. OUT THERE AND EARN, BITCH.

242. OOH, LOOK AT ALL THE MUS-CLES.

243. I CAN HOOKS YOU UP, CAP'N.

244. THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT.

245. SWEET.

246. YOU'VE GOT SOME CREAMED SPINACH ON YOUR CHEEK.

247. OH. THAT'S NOT SPINACH.

248. HA-HA-GA-GA-GA!

249. WHERE NO ONE WOULD JUDGE ME,

250. EXCEPT MAYBE JUDGE FUDGE.

251. I'D NEVER JUDGE YOU, BABY.

252. I'M FAR TOO BUSY BEING DELICIOUS.

253. MOVED ON WITHOUT ME.

254. FOR WOOLDOOR SOCKBAT.

255. LOST AND FOUND LOUNGE.

256. OOPS. THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

257. AHH. THAT'S THE STUFF.

258. THAN WE EVER IMAGINED.

259. SO POWERFUL,

260. WE'D RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON,

261. WHICH, UNLESS I BECOME COMPLETELY MISGUIDED,

262. STEROIDS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

263. STAND IN OUR WAY.

264. NOTHING.

265. NOTHING.

266. HA HA HA HA HA!

267. POPEYE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

268. IT'S TIMES YOU KNEW.

269. I'VE CONTRACTED

270. STEROID NEEDLES.

271. AIDS?

272. HOW COME I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS AIDS?

273. SOMETHING TO RAISE AWARENESS.

274. FOR ME, CAP'N.

275. NOOOOOOOOO!

276. MY DEAR FRIEND WOOLDOOR.

277. WOOLDOOR? WOOLDOOR?

278. TO APOLOGIZE,

279. SHOCKED ME.

280. GODDAMN IT, I'M USING THE TOILET.

281. BUT YOU CAN USE THE SINK IF YOU WANNA.

282. EWW!

283. A GRUNT IN THE SINK,

284. I WENT TO WOOLDOOR'S ROOM, AND WHAT I SAW SHOCKED ME.

285. OH, MY GOD.

286. WOOLDOOR'S PLANNING TO STEAL AGAIN.

287. HIS LIFE DOWN THE SINK.

288. IT WAS ZERO HOUR,

289. TIME TO PUT "OPERATION

290. INTO EFFECT.

291. YAHH!

292. WHEE!

293. ATTENTION. WE HAVE AN RU486 IN PROGRESS.

294. WHEE!

295. PSST. WOOLDOOR. UP HERE.

296. THROUGH THIS VENT.

297. NO. I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP.

298. OH, WOOLDOOR, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T WAIT FOR YOU.

299. YOU DESERVED BETTER.

300. OH, CLARA.

301. THAT'S ALL I EVER WANTED TO HEAR. AH!

302. GO HOME, CLARA.

303. FORGET ABOUT ME.

304. LIKE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN OF THE LAST 40 YEARS.

305. NO, WOOLDOOR. I PROMISE I'LL WAIT THIS TIME.

306. LONG IT TAKES, I WILL WAIT.

307. REALLY? YOU KNOW, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE 20, 25 MINUTES.

308. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S 28 MINUTES.

309. I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.

310. OH, CLARA.

311. CLARA, THEY LET ME OUT EARLY FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.

312. EH... CLARA?

313. SORRY, DUDE. SHE TOOK OFF LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO.

314. AHHHHHH!

315. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

316. HERO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

317. I'D SEE AGAIN.

318. OH, LITTLE TIMMY.

319. MOMMY MISSES YOU.

320. I LOST MY WAY, HOUSEMATES,

321. AND FOR THAT, I'M TRULY SORRY.

322. THAT I'D WIN THIS AIDS WALK

323. AND THAT I'D DO IT CLEAN FOR HIM.

324. OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, HERO.

325. YOU'RE LIKE THE SON ALLOW ME TO HAVE.

326. OK, WALKERS, EACH LAP AROUND THE PARK IS 1 MILE.

327. LET'S HAVE FUN FOR A GREAT CAUSE.

328. I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD, POPEYE.

329. OUT OF MY WAY.

330. WALK, HERO. WALK LIKE AN EAGLE.

331. I WON. I WON!

332. YOU DUMB ASS. LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

333. DIDN'T I TELL YOU IT WAS PER MILE?

334. EVERYONE'S DEAD OR WOUNDED

335. EVEN ONE LAP.

336. WE WON'T RAISE A DIME!

337. THE AIDS WALK IS RUINED!

338. I DON'T QUITE FOLLOW YOU.

339. YOU'RE SAYING, FRIEND.

340. HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS,

341. OF MY IMPRESSIVE VICTORY.

342. I DID IT, POPEYE.

343. I DID IT FOR YOU!

344. WHO THE HELL IS THAT ASSHOLE?

345. TOOT-TOOT!

346. HELL, NO.

347. JUDGE FUDGE, BY A POLAR BEAR.

348. HELP ME, HELP ME, PLEASE!

349. SORRY, BABY.

350. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SAVE YOUR SON.

351. I'M FAR TOO BUSY BEING DELICIOUS.

352. FUDGE.

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