Drawn Together 1x7

Directed by Ray Claffey

Chris Edgerly as Bucky Bucks (voice)

The housemates rise up against the dreaded "Reality TV Twist."

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1. TONIGHT, OF DRAWN TOGETHER...

2. LIFE FOR THESE 8 HOUSEMATES IS ABOUT TO CHANGE FOREVER,

3. A MAJOR TWIST!

4. WHAT IS GOING ON?

5. Captain Hero:

6. A TOLL ON US ALL.

7. THE LITTLE THINGS, TO MAKE US LAUGH,

8. IN THE WALLS,

9. NOW JUST SEEMED ANNOYING.

10. EVEN WORSE, WE STARTED LASHING OUT AT EACH OTHER.

11. UGH! YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE THAT THERE?

12. BITCH, PICK IT UP!

13. FUCK YOU, FATTY FOOPAH.

14. PICK IT UP, OR I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO HELL!

15. ALL RIGHT, TOOT, DROP YOUR WEAPON!

16. NO, YOU DROP IT!

17. TO MY GIRL...

18. BUT ME!

19. ALL RIGHT! LET'S FUCKIN' DO THIS!

20. I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE!

21. Foxxy Love: NOW, FOXXY LOVE DID NOT WANT A RIOT TO BREAK OUT,

22. A NEW TV SET,

23. A HOUSE MEETING.

24. NOW, I KNOW BEING IN FRONT

25. A LITTLE TENSE.

26. UH, TENSE? HA HA!

27. YEAH, OK, 'CAUSE

28. ON MY MIND!

29. BWAH!

30. XANDIR'S RIGHT. THIS REALITY SHOW,

31. IN A MEXICAN STANDOFF?

32. NEVER! I DON'T THINK.

33. TWICE.

34. IT'S LIKE WE'RE JUST

35. DANCING FOR THE CAMERAS.

36. IN RETURN? NOTHING!

37. ONCE IN A WHILE.

38. IS RIGHT!

39. HEE HEE!

40. I MEAN, ON BIG BROTHER, YOU CAN WIN HALF A MILLION BUCKS.

41. AND ON SURVIVOR, YOU CAN WIN A MILLION.

42. AND ON THE BACHELOR, YOU CAN WIN... LOVE.

43. THE WHOLE HOUSE UP!

44. A SWEET PRIZE TO ME!

45. ALL RIGHT, TOOT, NOBODY'S BLOWING UP ANYTHING.

46. NOW, I BET IF WE JUST TALK TO THE PRODUCERS,

47. WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.

48. FOXXY WAS RIGHT.

49. BESIDES, I HAD

50. TO THOSE FUCKING JEWS!

51. DAMN IT! YOU'VE GOT US STUCK HERE

52. IN THIS CRACKERJACK BOX, BUT THERE AIN'T NO PRIZE.

53. NOW PONY UP, OR I'M GONNA

54. AND KILL YOU ALL!

55. THAT DIAL TONE WITH ME!

56. HOUSEMATES,

57. TO THAT FATTY-FAT-FAT-FAT,

58. WE'RE GOING TO REVEAL A NEW TWIST.

59. WHAT IS GOING ON?

60. NOW YOUSE CAN'T LEAVE!

61. OH, MY GOD, WE'RE TRAPPED!

62. I'M TOTALLY FREAKING OUT.

63. WAS HERE.

64. HOW TO RELAX ME.

65. OK, THAT'S IT!

66. LET'S BLOW THIS GODDAMN HOUSE TO BITS!

67. TOOT, VIOLENCE AIN'T THE ANSWER.

68. LEADERS IN HISTORY,

69. LIKE GANDHI, DR. KING,

70. AND ROCKY IV, TO A LESSER EXTENT,

71. NONVIOLENT MEANS,

72. AND SO CAN WE.

73. NOW, WE MAY BE STUCK HERE FOR NOTHING,

74. BUT IF WE DON'T FIGHT

75. OR 3-WAY FUCK OR NECRO-FUCK-PHILIA,

76. WON'T HAVE NO SHOW TO SHOW.

77. MAKE IT WORTH OUR WHILE,

78. AN OLD-FASHIONED SIT-IN.

79. HA HA! SILLY BLACK PEOPLE,

80. SITTIN' AROUND.

81. COME ON, PEOPLE! FIGHT THE POWER!

82. LET'S GO!

83. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

84. I SAY WE DO WHAT THE HOT ONE SAYS.

85. YOU KNOW WHAT? TALKING EARLIER.

86. THAT'S RIGHT, PRODUCERS!

87. YOUR LITTLE GAME!

88. MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL,

89. AND PAPA DIDN'T RAISE ME AT ALL!

90. SO WE AIN'T MOVIN' TILL WE GETS A PRIZE!

91. YEAH!

92. NOW THAT WE'VE RETURNED,

93. THESE 8 HOUSEMATES WILL LEARN

94. IN AN S&M CLUB,

95. HAS JUST BEGUN,

96. ANOTHER MAJOR TWIST!

97. WHAT IS GOING ON?

98. FINE! YOU WIN.

99. BRIGHT LIGHT! BRIGHT LIGHT!

100. THAT DID IT!

101. LOOK AT HIS HAIR!

102. I AM BUCKIE BUCKS, ECCENTRIC BILLIONAIRE.

103. TO ANNOUNCE A COMPETITION,

104. MY BILLION-DOLLAR EMPIRE.

105. BUCKIE BUCKS?

106. BILLION-DOLLAR EMPIRE!

107. OF THE APPRENTICE?

108. WHAT DO YOU SAY, FOXXY?

109. WELL, GUYS, THIS IS

110. WE BEEN SITTIN' FOR!

111. I SAY WE DO IT!

112. Captain Hero: THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

113. I'LL NEVER WAVER

114. TO BLOW UP THIS HOUSE!

115. BUT FOR NOW I'LL PLAY ALONG AS POSSIBLE.

116. [SPEAKING LIKE A WIND-UP DOLL] I... WILL... MOST...

117. CERTAINLY... PLAY... YOUR... BUSINESS... GAME.

118. LET'S DO IT!

119. RELATED CHALLENGES.

120. AFTER EACH TASK,

121. WOULD BE FIRED.

122. OF A LIFETIME.

123. AS L. RON HUBBARD, MEL GIBSON,

124. HAVE TAUGHT US, RELIGION IS BIG BUSINESS.

125. THAT'S WHY FOR YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE,

126. YOU'LL CONVINCE PEOPLE

127. AND SAVIOR.

128. AND... GO!

129. AAH! AAH!

130. Princess Clara: IT WAS OUR FIRST CHALLENGE,

131. 'CAUSE I LOVE JESUS...

132. LIKE... LIKE MORE THAN A FRIEND.

133. TO LOVE HIM, TOO.

134. OW! GODDAMN IT!

135. THAT WAS GREAT! SO NOW WHAT?

136. AND GIVE OUT FREE COPIES?

137. FREE? ARE YOU NUTS?

138. AT 10 BUCKS A POP

139. SWEEPS THE COUNTRY!

140. WAIT. WAS THAT NOT THE CHALLENGE?

141. WE WENT TO A HOSPITAL,

142. AND THANKS TO US,

143. THEIR TRUST IN THE LORD,

144. AND POTIONS.

145. NICE JOB. AND HOW DID YOU LADIES DO?

146. WE MADE $617 MILLION.

147. WOW! YOU GUYS GOT YOUR ASSES WHIPPED!

148. YEAH! YEAH! YAHOO!

149. WELL, GUYS, SOMEONE IS GETTING... FIRED.

150. OHH! OHH!

151. WOOLDOOR SOCKBAT.

152. UH-OH.

153. WITH ANYONE... EVER,

154. YOU'RE F—OH! AAH!

155. WHOA!

156. FIRED.

157. WHAA HA HA HA!

158. SO, THE COMPETITION

159. WITH A LITTLE HUMILIATION,

160. WHICH WAS FINE,

161. ALONE IN MY CAUSE.

162. YEAH! THEY'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

163. MY CANDY NOW?

164. IN BUSINESS, IN CONTROL.

165. THAT'S WHY FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE,

166. YOU'LL BE IN CHARGE CONTROL TOWER.

167. AND... GO!

168. NO, MY LEFT!

169. MY LEFT!

170. WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE LOSING ATTITUDE?

171. SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE OF ATTITUDE!

172. WELL, GUYS, IT LOOKS LIKE AND A MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM.

173. XANDIR, I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

174. WHAT? I'M A CERTIFIED

175. WITH 10 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

176. OF EXPERIENCE. HAH!

177. A PRETTY GOOD POINT.

178. XANDIR, YOU'RE— OH! OH! OH, GOD!

179. UNH... FIRED.

180. OH, MY GOD.

181. DISORDER,

182. WAS SLOWLY GROWING.

183. AS YOU ALL KNOW, SOMETIMES IN BUSINESS,

184. IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY.

185. GUYS, I'VE GOT THIS ONE ALL WRAPPED UP.

186. THAT'S WHY, FOR THIS CHALLENGE...

187. LADIES, WHERE'S CLARA? WHY IS SHE LATE?

188. I DO NOT TOLERATE TARDINESS.

189. IF ANYONE SEES CLARA,

190. AAH! AAH! IT'S A BIG ONE!

191. 2 TOWELS.

192. OH... FIRED.

193. WITHOUT THE HELP OF MEXICANS.

194. THAT'S WHY, FOR THIS CHALLENGE,

195. ACROSS THE BORDER WINS.

196. AND VAYA CON DIOS.

197. THE HARDEST CHALLENGE SO FAR.

198. A BRILLIANT PLAN.

199. COME ON, TOOT. WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.

200. ONCE AGAIN, THE LADIES KILLED YOU.

201. TO YOUR MEXICANS?

202. IT WAS ALL CAPTAIN HERO'S FAULT.

203. HE'S THE ONE WHO FORGOT TO POKE HOLES IN THE LID.

204. AW, SCREW YOU.

205. I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT COMPLETELY WASTED.

206. SHUT IT. THIS WHOLE THING HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.

207. SO TO SPEED THINGS UP,

208. AAH! AAH! DON'T MOVE!

209. WHERE DO YOU WANT IT? WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?

210. AAH! OH... FIRED.

211. WHOA, THREE-WAY. THAT WAS HOT.

212. CONGRATULATIONS, BIG-BONED BABE AND CHOCO-LICKETY-YUM-YUM.

213. YOU'RE THE FINAL 2.

214. WAS FOR FOXXY TO JOIN US.

215. AGAINST THE CAMERAS,

216. BLOW UP THE HOUSE, AND KILL THEM ALL!

217. AHH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

218. WHEN WE RETURN,

219. IS ABOUT TO CHANGE ONCE AGAIN,

220. THE BIGGEST TWIST YET.

221. OR WILL WE?

222. WHAT IS GOING ON?

223. GIRLS, WELCOME TO THE FINAL ROUND.

224. WHOEVER, OR WHOMEVER,

225. TO HELP ME RUN MY EMPIRE.

226. GOOD LUCK TO YOU BOTH.

227. LUCK IS FOR THE UNDERWEIGHT.

228. IN BUSINESS.

229. THAT'S WHY YOUR FINAL CHALLENGE IS A JELL-O WRESTLING MATCH.

230. WHOO! WHOO!

231. IF HE COULD SEE THIS!

232. I DIDN'T LIKE THE JELL-O WRESTLING IDEA,

233. A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY,

234. ON CLARA'S DRESSER,

235. I WAS GONNA TAKE IT.

236. HAH!

237. AHH! UNH!

238. SIEG HEIL!

239. SIEG HEIL!

240. SIEG HEIL!

241. WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? SHOW YOURSELF!

242. CUT ME, LING-LING. CUT ME.

243. AH.

244. AAH!

245. INTO JELL-O BUT ME!

246. AAH!

247. GET THE FUCK OUT!

248. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, HOT BLACK GIRL.

249. YOU'RE THE WINNER. YAY! YAY!

250. YES! OH, THANK YOU, LORD.

251. I'M A BLACK WOMAN WITH A JOB.

252. I AM OPRAH. I AM OPRAH!

253. NO, WAIT! THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

254. YEAH, SURE. THANKS A LOT, CHUBBY.

255. GUYS, COME ON. WE CAN STILL BLOW UP THE HOUSE.

256. GUYS!

257. WHAT FOXXY DOESN'T KNOW

258. IS THAT EVERYTHING... IS... ABOUT... TO... CHANGE

259. AGAIN!

260. WHAT IS GOING ON?

261. EVERYTHING FOREVER.

262. WELL, FOXXY, I'VE BEEN KEEPING A SECRET FROM YOU,

263. BUT IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

264. I'M NOT REALLY A BILLIONAIRE.

265. I'M, LIKE, BROKE AND STUFF.

266. WHAT? YOU'RE BROKE?

267. YOU MEAN THERE AIN'T NO JOB FOR ME?

268. NOPE. ISN'T THAT CRAZY?

269. HA HA HA. YOU WANNA FEEL EVEN STUPIDER?

270. THERE'S ANOTHER TWIST. I'M ACTUALLY...

271. THE JEW PRODUCER.

272. WHAT? BUT...

273. SON OF A BITCH.

274. WHAT IS GOING ON?

275. WOW, THIS WAS FUN.

276. LATER.

277. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

278. DON'T. JUST DON'T.

279. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

280. TV, I TRUSTED YOU,

281. OUT OF ME...

282. FOR THE LAST TIME.

283. TOOT, I KNOW THAT THIS TO YOU BEFORE,

284. BUT YOU WAS RIGHT!

285. UH, DUH!

286. WE GOT TO FIGHT BACK!

287. AND KILL THEM ALL!

288. THE PRODUCERS DID TO ME, TO US,

289. BUT FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE BRETHREN AND SISTREN.

290. FOR ZORA AND LINDA,

291. AND BASICALLY RETARDED.

292. AND FOR LOVE OR MONEY'S ROB,

293. ERIN WAS PAID $1 MILLION

294. AND PATHETIC HEART.

295. AND FOR JOE SCHMO'S MATT,

296. WERE JUST GOD-AWFUL ACTORS.

297. AND FOR AVERAGE JOE'S MELANA AND LARISSA,

298. WAS JUST A BUNCH OF GIANT DORKS.

299. WEREN'T AVERAGE.

300. AND TODAY, REALITY TV HAS HAD ITS LAST TWIST.

301. IT ALL ENDS NOW!

302. LET'S BLOW UP THIS FUCKING HOUSE!

303. LET'S BLOW THIS PLACE UP.

304. FOLLOW ME.

305. BUCKIE, WE GOT TO BORROW THAT HELICOPTER.

306. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

307. CAPTAIN HERO, STOP HIM!

308. OH.

309. WHAT THE—HUH?

310. COME HERE.

311. AAH!

312. COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO. NOW'S OUR CHANCE.

313. KILL THEM.

314. TO FLY THIS THING?

315. TANK, QUICK, I NEED

316. A T-1000 FIREFOX.

317. MOVE OVER, PRINCESS.

318. DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY.

319. GET IN!

320. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

321. THIS ONE'S FOR ALISON

322. FROM BIG BROTHER 4.

323. AAAAHHHH!

324. TO MY LITTLE FRIEND.

325. BUCKLE UP, EVERYONE!

326. OH, ACH!

327. AAH! HEH HEH HEH.

328. ARE YOU DOING?

329. WHY ARE YOU ALL NODDING?

330. HOLD ON, EVERYONE!

331. YAAH!

332. ON THE REAL WORLD.

333. HOLD ON, GUYS. WE'VE GOT COMPANY.

334. HOLD ON, GUYS. YOU'VE GOT COMPANY.

335. WE'RE HIT! WE'RE HIT!

336. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

337. YES, I GUESS IT REALLY IS GAY OVER!

338. NICE. HA HA HA. OH, YEAH.

339. THEM GAYS.

340. TO ALMOST CERTAIN DEATH,

341. BECOME OF US ALL.

342. THE DRAWN TOGETHER HOUSE?

343. AN ENTIRELY NEW CAST?

344. I EVER ASKED?

345. THE REUNION SPECIAL AIR?

346. WAS THAT WE WERE TOGETHER,

347. DRAWN TOGETHER.

348. GODDAMN IT!

349. —www.ncicap.org—

350. Good-bye.