1. HELLO. KING.Copy !req
2. Princess Clara:
HI, FATHER.Copy !req
3. MY DEAR CLARA,
WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
4. YOU SOUND UPSET.Copy !req
5. I DON'T KNOW, FATHER.Copy !req
6. IT'S JUST THAT
I FEEL LIKE THERE'S
SOMETHING MISSING.Copy !req
7. DID YOU CHECK
THE COLORED GIRL'S ROOM?Copy !req
8. NO, I MEAN THERE'S
SOMETHING MISSING
FROM MY LIFE.Copy !req
9. I WAS HOPING I'D
COME TO THIS HOUSECopy !req
10. AND DISCOVER
WHO I REALLY AM.Copy !req
11. YOU ARE A PRINCESS.Copy !req
12. DUH!Copy !req
13. I KNOW THAT, FATHER,Copy !req
14. BUT—BUT I LONG
FOR SO MUCH MORE.Copy !req
15. OF COURSE YOU DO.
BECAUSE YOU'RE A PRINCESS,Copy !req
16. AND THAT'S
WHAT PRINCESSES DO.Copy !req
17. THEY LONG FOR MORECopy !req
18. OR DIE IN A CAR CRASH
IN FRANCE.Copy !req
19. NOW, LET US NEVER SPEAK
OF THIS AGAIN.Copy !req
20. YES, FATHER.Copy !req
21. SOMETIMES I THINK
CAPTAIN HERO CARESCopy !req
22. MORE ABOUT THOSE BOOTS
THAN OUR FRIENDSHIP.Copy !req
23. I BET THEY NEVER SLEWCopy !req
24. THE MAN TROLL
ON RAINBOW MOUNTAIN.Copy !req
25. HEH—Copy !req
26. I SAID, "SLEW," RIGHT?Copy !req
27. YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY,
CAPTAIN HERO?Copy !req
28. ELDER ABUSE?Copy !req
29. WELL, YES,
ELDER ABUSE,Copy !req
30. AND THE FACT THAT
WE SHARE THE SAME ROOMCopy !req
31. BUT NEVER
DO ANYTHING TOGETHER.Copy !req
32. LIKE, YOU KNOW, HANG OUT
OR GO TO THE MALL.Copy !req
33. "GO TO THE MALL"?Copy !req
34. IS THAT SOME KIND
OF GAY CODE?Copy !req
35. FOOL ME ONCE,
SHAME ON YOU.Copy !req
36. FOOL ME TWICE,
SHAME ON ME.Copy !req
37. NO, NO,
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.Copy !req
38. WE COULD GET SNOW CONES,
TRY ON OUTFITS—Copy !req
39. OH, AND GET OUR PICTURE
TAKEN WITH SANTA!Copy !req
40. OK, FINE.Copy !req
41. WHOOPEE! HOO HOO!
GOODY GOODY!Copy !req
42. Captain Hero:
I FIGURED, WHAT THE HELL.Copy !req
43. MAKE THE GAY KID HAPPY.Copy !req
44. BESIDES, I KNOW A CERTAIN
PONY-LESS SUPERHEROCopy !req
45. WHO HAD A FEW CHOICE WORDS
FOR MR. CLAUS.Copy !req
46. I WAS SULKING
AROUND THE HOUSECopy !req
47. TRYING TO FIND WAYS
TO CHEER MYSELF UP,Copy !req
48. BUT NOTHING SEEMED
TO BE WORKING.Copy !req
49. BUT THEN I SAW
SOMETHING MAGICAL,Copy !req
50. SOMETHING THAT WOULD
CHANGE ME FOREVER.Copy !req
51. FOCUS!Copy !req
52. OK, OK, OK.Copy !req
53. GOOD EVENING,
DELIVERY MAN OF PIZZA.Copy !req
54. THAT WILL BE $8.46,
PLEASE.Copy !req
55. HERE IS YOUR MONEY,
KIND SIR.Copy !req
56. OH, THANK YOU—
WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
57. UH, I DON'T REMEMBER
ORDERING THIS PIZZA...Copy !req
58. WITH SAUSAGE!Copy !req
59. AAH!Copy !req
60. YOU SUCK!Copy !req
61. I SAID,
"WITH SAUSAGE!"Copy !req
62. OOP!Copy !req
63. HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
64. Captain Hero:
I WAS PICKING OUT AN OUTFITCopy !req
65. FOR MY TRIP TO THE MALLCopy !req
66. WHEN I GOT
AN URGENT PHONE CALLCopy !req
67. FROM THE COMMISSIONER.Copy !req
68. HELLO. COMMISSIONER?
CAPTAIN HERO HERE.Copy !req
69. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.Copy !req
70. I'M CAPTAIN HERO,
AND I CAN FLY!Copy !req
71. AND I—
DO YOU MIND, FUDGEY?Copy !req
72. I'M ON THE PHONE.Copy !req
73. I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
74. I GOTTA CALL
MY A.A. SPONSOR.Copy !req
75. I SAID I'M ON THE PHONE!Copy !req
76. I'M SORRY, COMMISSIONER.Copy !req
77. THAT WAS TOOT.
SHE IS SO ANNOYING.Copy !req
78. THE OTHER DAY
I, LIKE, LEFT MY CLOTHESCopy !req
79. IN THE WASHER
FOR MAYBE 5 MINUTES—Copy !req
80. MAYBE—AND SHE SNEAKS IN,
YOU KNOW,Copy !req
81. AND SHE PUTS
HER WET TOWEL
IN THE DRYER.Copy !req
82. SO I'M LIKE, "CAN I
AT LEAST THROW MY STUFF IN
WITH YOUR ONE TOWEL?"Copy !req
83. AND SHE'S ALL, "NO!"
SO I'M LIKE, "WHATEVER!"Copy !req
84. OH, DO YOU HAVE
ANY ROOMMATES, COMMISSIONER?Copy !req
85. WHAT? ALADDIN IS ABOUT
TO MAGIC CARPET BOMB ISRAEL?Copy !req
86. I'M ON MY WAY!Copy !req
87. SORRY, XANDIR,
NO MALL TODAY, GAY FRIEND.Copy !req
88. WHY DON'T YOU
LOVE ME, CAPTAIN MORGAN?Copy !req
89. HUH? AAH!Copy !req
90. OH, NO, YOU'RE BLEEDING.Copy !req
91. I'LL SAVE YOU,
CAPTAIN MORGAN.Copy !req
92. I COULDN'T STOP THINKINGCopy !req
93. ABOUT FOXXY, SPANKY,
AND THAT PIZZA MAN.Copy !req
94. I NEEDED TO LEARN MORE.Copy !req
95. WELL,
THAT'S IT, SPANKY.Copy !req
96. WE'S BROKAH
THAN A NEWSCASTER
OF THE SAME NAME.Copy !req
97. I GUESS THAT WAS
OUR LAST PIZZA PRANK.Copy !req
98. WAIT!Copy !req
99. YO, PRINCESS, IF YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR THE PIZZA,Copy !req
100. YOU'RE TOO LATE.
WE ATE IT ALREADY.Copy !req
101. HERE. HERE'S $8.26.Copy !req
102. YOU TOO, HUH?
HERE IT IS.Copy !req
103. JESUS, SPANKY!
PUT THAT THING AWAY!Copy !req
104. WAIT A MINUTE!
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO SEE MY THICK 8!Copy !req
105. THAT IS DISGUSTING!Copy !req
106. THEN WHAT THE HELL'S
THE MONEY FOR?Copy !req
107. HERE, I WANT YOU
TO HAVE THIS MONEYCopy !req
108. FOR YOUR LITTLE GAME
WITH THE PIZZA MAN.Copy !req
109. "LITTLE GAME"?Copy !req
110. DID YOU SAY, "LITTLE GAME"?Copy !req
111. THE TRAVEL SIZE EDITION
OF BATTLESHIP,Copy !req
112. THAT'S A LITTLE GAME.Copy !req
113. SCREWING
WITH THE PIZZA MAN,Copy !req
114. THAT'S A WAY OF LIFE,
MY FRIEND.Copy !req
115. IT'S WHO I AM.Copy !req
116. THAT LOOK IN SPANKY'S EYE.Copy !req
117. I HADN'T SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT.Copy !req
118. IT WAS THAT PASSIONCopy !req
119. THAT WAS SO MISSING
IN MY OWN LIFE.Copy !req
120. WAIT!
SPANKY, PLEASE.Copy !req
121. TAKE THE MONEY.Copy !req
122. I NEED YOU TO.Copy !req
123. ALL RIGHT, FINE.Copy !req
124. OK, HERE'S HOW IT'S
GONNA GO DOWN.Copy !req
125. I'M GONNA
FINISH MY HAIR.Copy !req
126. SPANKY,
YOU ORDER THE PIZZA.Copy !req
127. AND, CLARA, YOU GO
INTO THE CONFESSIONALCopy !req
128. AND TELL THE CAMERA HOW
YOU NEVER FELT SO ALIVE.Copy !req
129. MY FIRST NAUGHTY PRANK.Copy !req
130. I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!Copy !req
131. THE PRINCESS
WAS SO EXCITED,Copy !req
132. I FIGURED I'D GIVE HER
A CHANCE AND LET HER
CALL THE PIZZA MAN.Copy !req
133. THAT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE.Copy !req
134. I MEAN, IT WASN'T
AS BIG A MISTAKECopy !req
135. AS WHEN I CONVERTED
TO ISLAM IN AUGUST OF 2001,Copy !req
136. BUT STILL PRETTY BIG.Copy !req
137. UM, I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER
ONE LARGE PIZZA.Copy !req
138. YES, UH,
WITH DOODY ON IT!Copy !req
139. NO! HELLO?Copy !req
140. AHEM.Copy !req
141. SORRY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
142. WE'LL JUST TAKE
THE PIZZA PLAIN.Copy !req
143. JUST PLAIN.Copy !req
144. I'M SORRY, SPANKY.Copy !req
145. LOOK, FORGET IT. AHEM.Copy !req
146. JUST LET FOXXY AND ME
HANDLE IT FROM HERE.Copy !req
147. THAT WAY, NOTHING CAN
POSSIBLY GO WRONG.Copy !req
148. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
149. I BRAIDED MY HANDS
INTO MY ROWS!Copy !req
150. I CAN'T GET 'EM OUT!Copy !req
151. OH, THIS IS SO STUPID.Copy !req
152. NOW WHO'S GONNA
ANSWER THE DOORCopy !req
153. WHILE I DOOT
ON THE PIZZA?Copy !req
154. WHO? COME ON!Copy !req
155. OH, MR. SPANKY, PLEASE,
IF YOU WILL ALLOW ME TO.Copy !req
156. I CAN DO IT.Copy !req
157. NO WAY, JOSÉ!Copy !req
158. YOU'LL JUST
SCREW IT UP AGAIN.Copy !req
159. COME ON, SPANKY.
GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE.Copy !req
160. DIDN'T YOU GET
A SECOND CHANCECopy !req
161. WHEN YOU WERE GIVEN THAT
DEAD SCHOOLTEACHER'S LIVER?Copy !req
162. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
163. I'LL LET YOU DO IT.Copy !req
164. HERE'S
TO SECOND CHANCES, KID!Copy !req
165. WHAT A FIASCO.Copy !req
166. THE PIZZA WOULD BE HERE
IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS,Copy !req
167. AND WITH FOXXY'S HANDS
STUCK IN HER HAIR,Copy !req
168. SHE WAS MORE USELESS
THAN A MEXICAN.Copy !req
169. HMM?Copy !req
170. PULLING OFF THIS PRANK
WOULD TAKE A MIRACLE.Copy !req
171. WELL, HELLO,
MR. PIZZA MAN.Copy !req
172. $8.26, PLEASE,
AND THIS TIME,Copy !req
173. NO FUNNY BUSINESS.Copy !req
174. DON'T GIVE HIM
THE MONEY YET.Copy !req
175. GET THE PIZZA FIRST
SO I CAN DOOT ON IT.Copy !req
176. YOU KNOW, IT'D
BE SO MUCH EASIER
FOR ME TO PAY YOUCopy !req
177. IF YOU GIVE ME
THE PIZZA FIRST.Copy !req
178. OH, I DO NOT SEE HOW THAT
COULD POSSIBLY BE EASIER.Copy !req
179. NOW, GIVE ME
THE MONEY FIRST!Copy !req
180. ABORT! ABORT!Copy !req
181. OK, PIZZA MAN,
WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY.Copy !req
182. OH...Copy !req
183. MAY THIS LIFE BRING
YOU THE HAPPINESSCopy !req
184. IT HAS SO CONSISTENTLY
DENIED ME.Copy !req
185. YOU INCOMPETENT BOOB!Copy !req
186. YOU GAVE HIM
THE MONEY FIRST,Copy !req
187. AND NOW HE'S GONE!Copy !req
188. I CAN'T BELIEVE
I TRUSTED YOU. HMM!Copy !req
189. Pizza man: MADAM!Copy !req
190. YOU ONLY GAVE ME $5!Copy !req
191. I NEED THE FULL AMOUNT,
PLEASE.Copy !req
192. OH... YOU'RE GOOD.Copy !req
193. JUST, UH,
GIVE ME A SECOND!Copy !req
194. AW, I SEEN THIS
A MILLION TIMES.Copy !req
195. DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL
FALLS FOR SOME BAD BOY,Copy !req
196. AND THEN SHE GO AND GET
HERSELF PREGNANTCopy !req
197. AND SELLS THE CHILD
ON THE BLACK MARKETCopy !req
198. TO PAY THE BILLS.Copy !req
199. OH, LITTLE TIMMY,
MOMMY MISSES YOU.Copy !req
200. OH, I'M GLAD
YOU CAME BACK,Copy !req
201. 'CAUSE WE GOT
A LITTLE PROBLEM.Copy !req
202. YOU SEE, I DON'T REMEMBER
ORDERING A PIZZA...Copy !req
203. WITH SAUSAGE!Copy !req
204. I...Copy !req
205. OH!Copy !req
206. BUH! OH...Copy !req
207. YOU'RE GOING
DOWNTOWN, PIG.Copy !req
208. AND WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
209. I WALKED
THAT ENTIRE MALLCopy !req
210. ALL BY MYSELF.Copy !req
211. OH, WAS THAT TODAY?Copy !req
212. YES, THAT WAS TODAY!Copy !req
213. SORRY. I HAD
TO RESTORE PEACECopy !req
214. TO THE MIDDLE EAST
AGAIN.Copy !req
215. BOY, THOSE MUSLIMS
ARE KOOKY, MAN.Copy !req
216. I MEAN, HAVE YOU READ
THAT KORAN?Copy !req
217. IT'S MOSTLY
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES AND—Copy !req
218. YOU USED TO CARE
ABOUT ME, ABOUT US.Copy !req
219. WHAT? WHAT?Copy !req
220. YOU USED TO TELL ME
I WAS PRETTY.Copy !req
221. NO, I DIDN'T.
YOU USED TO
DRESS UP FOR ME!Copy !req
222. JUST THAT ONE TIME.Copy !req
223. OH, FORGET IT.Copy !req
224. I HOPE YOU ENJOY
THE COUCH.Copy !req
225. XANDIR!
I SAID COUCH!Copy !req
226. WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?Copy !req
227. MESSING WITH
THE MINIMUM WAGE PIZZA MAN,Copy !req
228. GOING TO JAIL.Copy !req
229. SHIVVING MY CELLMATE.Copy !req
230. THESE ARE THINGS
A PRINCESS SHOULD NEVER DO,Copy !req
231. AND THAT'S WHY
I LIKED IT SO MUCH.Copy !req
232. WHAT A RUSH!Copy !req
233. YOU KNOW, I, UH, HATE
TO ADMIT IT,Copy !req
234. BUT, UH, YOU HANDLED
YOURSELF LIKE A PRO.Copy !req
235. SO, CLARA,
WHO BAILED US OUT?Copy !req
236. WHAT? DIDN'T I SEE YOUCopy !req
237. ON THE PHONE
WITH OUR ROOMMATES?Copy !req
238. WELL, ACTUALLY,
I HAD TO TAKE CARE
OF SOME OTHER BUSINESS.Copy !req
239. I'M SORRY, MAN,Copy !req
240. BUT WE DIDN'T
ORDER 20 PIZZASCopy !req
241. WITH EXTRA ANCHOVIES
AND DOODY ON THEM.Copy !req
242. OH, BUT IT SAYS RIGHT HERE
ON THE RECEIPT.Copy !req
243. LOOK OUT!
HE'S GOT A RECEIPT!Copy !req
244. PLEASE! NO! AAH!Copy !req
245. AAH! AAH! AAH! OH...Copy !req
246. YOU SUCK!Copy !req
247. THEY SHOT HIM.Copy !req
248. OH...Copy !req
249. THEN WHO DID
BAIL US OUT?Copy !req
250. I DID.Copy !req
251. FATHER?Copy !req
252. AND YOU!Copy !req
253. STAY AWAY
FROM MY DAUGHTER.Copy !req
254. WAIT!Copy !req
255. I'M TAKING YOU
BACK TO THE CASTLE.Copy !req
256. BUT, FATHER—
BUT NOTHING!Copy !req
257. I CAN'T GO HOME NOW.Copy !req
258. I'M FINALLY LEARNING
ABOUT THE REAL ME.Copy !req
259. PLEASE?Copy !req
260. OH... OK, MY DEAR.
YOU MAY STAY,Copy !req
261. BUT I MUST MAKE SURECopy !req
262. YOU NEVER SET EYES
ON THAT PIG AGAIN.Copy !req
263. NO! DON'T STAB MY EYES!Copy !req
264. COME ON. JUST
A LITTLE STAB
IN THE EYE.Copy !req
265. JUST A LITTLE
STABBING IN THE EYE.Copy !req
266. NO, FATHER.
NO FORKING.Copy !req
267. WHAT IF I JUST
PROMISE TO NEVER
SEE SPANKY AGAIN, OK?Copy !req
268. FORKY POKEY PROMISE?Copy !req
269. NO! JUST A PROMISE.Copy !req
270. BECAUSE YOU TRUST ME.Copy !req
271. RIGHT, FATHER?Copy !req
272. HMM. FINE. OK.Copy !req
273. I DO TRUST YOU.Copy !req
274. OH, FATHER,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
275. AH HA!
2 FOR FLINCHING.Copy !req
276. OW!Copy !req
277. WOW, WOOLDOOR,Copy !req
278. THAT WAS THE MOST FUN
I'VE EVER HAD.Copy !req
279. Captain Hero:
AFTER OUR LITTLE SPAT,Copy !req
280. XANDIR STARTED SPENDING
AN AWFUL LOT OF TIMECopy !req
281. WILL THAT WOOLDOOR FELLA.Copy !req
282. MY SUPER SENSES TOLD ME
HE WAS JUST USING HIMCopy !req
283. TO MAKE ME JEALOUS.Copy !req
284. I CAN'T IMAGINE
HAVING ANY MORE FUNCopy !req
285. WITH ANYONE,Copy !req
286. SUPERHERO
OR OTHERWISE.Copy !req
287. Captain Hero: AND
THE WORST PART ABOUT IT WASCopy !req
288. HIS PLAN WAS SUPER WORKING.Copy !req
289. HEY, XANDIR,
LISTEN,Copy !req
290. I HAVE SOME, UH,
SICK DAYS COMING
TO ME,Copy !req
291. AND IF
YOU'RE INTERESTED,Copy !req
292. I'M UP FOR A LITTLE
ZOO ACTION TOMORROW.Copy !req
293. YEAH!
OH, GREAT!Copy !req
294. THE TWO OF US WILL GO
TO THE ZOO TOMORROW!Copy !req
295. YOU KNOW, JUST ME AND
YOU AND NOT WOOLDOOR.Copy !req
296. OH...Copy !req
297. IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME,
I'LL BE IN THE CLOCK TOWER.Copy !req
298. NOW, CLARA,Copy !req
299. YOU PROMISE
TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT
BOYISHLY HANDSOME PIG?Copy !req
300. YES, FATHER.Copy !req
301. I SHALL MISS YOU.Copy !req
302. MMM!
MMM!Copy !req
303. MWAH!Copy !req
304. FINE, IF CLARA WANTSCopy !req
305. TO LISTEN TO HER DADDY
AND NEVER SEE ME AGAIN,Copy !req
306. THEN SCREW HER, RIGHT?Copy !req
307. I CAN FIND SOMEONE ELSECopy !req
308. TO HELP ME MESS
WITH THE PIZZA MAN.Copy !req
309. YOU WANT TO DO WHAT
TO THE PIZZA?Copy !req
310. THE MOST TASTY
AND DELICIOUSCopy !req
311. OF ALL THAT IS
TASTY AND DELICIOUS!Copy !req
312. SO YOU CAN
SHIT ON IT?Copy !req
313. I SHOULD KILL YOU
WHERE YOU STAND!Copy !req
314. UNH!Copy !req
315. AAH!Copy !req
316. I THOUGHT
YOU PROMISED DADDYCopy !req
317. THAT YOU'D NEVER
SEE ME AGAIN.Copy !req
318. I KNOW I DID.Copy !req
319. AND, YES, I'M SCARED
TO DEFY MY FATHER.Copy !req
320. BUT I'M EVEN MORE SCARED
OF NEVER AGAIN FEELINGCopy !req
321. THE WAY I DO...
WHEN I'M WITH YOU.Copy !req
322. AW, BABY, LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
323. WHAT? YOU MEAN—Copy !req
324. YES. I'LL ORDER THE PIZZA.
THEN YOU'LL DOOT ON IT.Copy !req
325. THEN WE'LL SAY
WE DIDN'T ORDER SAUSAGE.Copy !req
326. I CAN'T.Copy !req
327. I MEAN, I WANT TO.
I REALLY DO,Copy !req
328. BUT I'M
JUST A PRINCESS.Copy !req
329. THAT'S YOUR FATHER
TALKING, CLARA.Copy !req
330. COME ON. TAKE MY HAND.Copy !req
331. LET ME TEACH YOU.Copy !req
332. I WANT YOU TO PRETEND
THIS IS A PIZZA BOX.Copy !req
333. ALL RIGHT, HEAD UP,
BACK STRAIGHT,Copy !req
334. BREATHE.Copy !req
335. EYES CLOSED.Copy !req
336. NOW, FEEL THE POO
MOVING THROUGHCopy !req
337. YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.Copy !req
338. RELAX, RELAX.Copy !req
339. NOW, VISUALIZE EMPTYING
YOUR BOWELS SLOWLYCopy !req
340. ONTO THE PIZZA.Copy !req
341. CAN YOU SEE IT?Copy !req
342. OH, MY GOD!
I CAN SEE IT!Copy !req
343. I CAN SEE MYSELF...Copy !req
344. EMPTYING MY BOWELS
ONTO THE PIZZA.Copy !req
345. MMM...Copy !req
346. THANKS FOR
EVERYTHING, SPANKY.Copy !req
347. LAST NIGHT
WAS AMAZING.Copy !req
348. POO HUMOR'S
ALWAYS BEEN SO LOWCopy !req
349. ON MY LIST
OF PRIORITIES,Copy !req
350. BUT NOW IT'S LIKE...Copy !req
351. NUMBER 2.
NUMBER 2.Copy !req
352. HEAR YE, HEAR YE,Copy !req
353. THE KING WILL
BURST IN UNEXPECTEDLY.Copy !req
354. CLARA? CLARA?Copy !req
355. FATHER, I DIDN'T
EXPECT YOU HERE.Copy !req
356. FATHER,
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?Copy !req
357. ON MY JOURNEY HOME,
I WAS CARRIAGE-JACKED.Copy !req
358. I TOLD HIS ASS
YOU DRIVE A CARRIAGECopy !req
359. WITH PHAT RIMS LIKE THAT
IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD,Copy !req
360. YOU ASKING FOR TROUBLE.Copy !req
361. IT WAS HORRIBLE.Copy !req
362. THEY TOOK MY CARRIAGE,
MY HORSES, MY CROWN,Copy !req
363. BUT NOT MY INNOCENCE.Copy !req
364. NO, I LOST THAT
A LONG TIME AGOCopy !req
365. WHEN I WAS JUST
A NAIVE PRINCECopy !req
366. WHO WOULD DO
ANYTHING TO PLEASE
HIS JOUSTING INSTRUCTOR.Copy !req
367. ANYTHING.Copy !req
368. WHO COULD'VE
DONE THIS?Copy !req
369. ALL I KNOW
IS I LOOKED UPCopy !req
370. INTO A SNOT-DRIPPING
PIG SNOUTCopy !req
371. PAWING AT ME
WITH DISGUSTING PIG FEETCopy !req
372. LIKE HIS!Copy !req
373. GUARD, GRAB HIM!Copy !req
374. FATHER! NO!Copy !req
375. CROWNY, IT WASN'T ME.
I DON'T STEAL CARRIAGES.Copy !req
376. I STEAL SCENES.Copy !req
377. OH, AND I SUPPOSE
MY CARRIAGECopy !req
378. WAS STOLEN BY SOME
OTHER DISGUSTING PIG.Copy !req
379. I DON'T
REMEMBER ANYTHING.Copy !req
380. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE
HAD A DRINK OR TWO.Copy !req
381. ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?Copy !req
382. PIG, I FIND YOU
GUILTY.Copy !req
383. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!Copy !req
384. OH, YOU GOT THE TICKETS
FOR THE ZOO?Copy !req
385. WHAT? I THOUGHT
YOU HAD THEM.Copy !req
386. OH, XANDIR...Copy !req
387. OH, YOU TRICK ME
LIKE THAT AGAIN,Copy !req
388. AND I'LL
FUCKING KILL YOU.Copy !req
389. LOOK OUT, ZOO!
HERE WE COME!Copy !req
390. I'LL GET IT.Copy !req
391. WHY DON'T YOU
WAIT IN THE CAR?Copy !req
392. AND OPEN
THE WINDOWS A BIT.Copy !req
393. LING-LING'S BEEN
IN THERE ALL DAY.Copy !req
394. COMMISSIONER? HI!
HOW'S THE LITTLE ONE?Copy !req
395. WHAT'S HE NOW, LIKE, 11?Copy !req
396. OH, I REMEMBER
BEING THAT AGE.Copy !req
397. NOT A GIRL,
NOT YET A WOMAN.Copy !req
398. WHAT?Copy !req
399. EARTH IS BEING INVADED
BY ROBO-INSECT-A-BOTSCopy !req
400. WITH HATS?Copy !req
401. OH... OH...Copy !req
402. UNH! OH...Copy !req
403. EVERYONE!Copy !req
404. AND 10...Copy !req
405. 9, 8, 7...Copy !req
406. I KNEW SPANKY COULDN'T
HAVE BEEN THE ONE WHO
CARRIAGE-JACKED FATHER,Copy !req
407. BECAUSE SPANKY AND I
SPENT THE NIGHT TOGETHER.Copy !req
408. BUT IF I TOLD FATHER THAT,
HE'D NEVER FORGIVE ME.Copy !req
409. 3...
9...Copy !req
410. 5...
4...Copy !req
411. WAIT!Copy !req
412. FATHER, PLEASE.Copy !req
413. I CAN PROVE
IT WASN'T SPANKY.Copy !req
414. I HAVE EVIDENCE
THAT WILL CLEAR HIS NAME.Copy !req
415. SPANKY COULDN'T
HAVE BEEN THE ONECopy !req
416. WHO CARRIAGE-JACKED FATHER,Copy !req
417. BECAUSE WE SPENT
THE NIGHT TOGETHER.Copy !req
418. EH?Copy !req
419. OH, CLARA,
HOW COULD YOU?Copy !req
420. I TRUSTED YOU.Copy !req
421. I COULDN'T BELIEVE
MY DAUGHTER DELIBERATELY
DISOBEYED ME.Copy !req
422. SHE LEFT ME NO CHOICE.
I HAD TO TAKE HER HOME.Copy !req
423. NO, FATHER, NO!Copy !req
424. THEN CLARA PROTESTED,
BUT, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
425. IT WAS TOO LATE.Copy !req
426. SO, MY MIND HAD
BEEN MADE UP ANYWAY.Copy !req
427. FATHER, TALK TO HIM.Copy !req
428. OH, NO. I'M NOT GETTING
IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS.Copy !req
429. YOU READY, BUDDY?Copy !req
430. AS I'LL EVER BE.
HEH HEH.Copy !req
431. UH, WHO WAS THAT
ON THE PHONE?Copy !req
432. OH, IT WAS, UM, WORK.Copy !req
433. OH. WAS IT IMPORTANT?Copy !req
434. YEAH.
IT WAS IMPORTANT...Copy !req
435. BUT NOT AS IMPORTANT
AS KEEPING A PROMISECopy !req
436. TO A GAY FRIEND.Copy !req
437. NOW, LET'S VISIT THE
HELL OUT OF THAT ZOO!Copy !req
438. AAH!Copy !req
439. CAPTAIN HERO,
WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
440. I'M DOING THIS
FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.Copy !req
441. YOU NEED TO STAY AWAYCopy !req
442. FROM "A," THIS HOUSE.Copy !req
443. WELL, THEN,Copy !req
444. I GUESS
THIS IS GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
445. WELL, THEN,Copy !req
446. I GUESS
THAT'S THE DOORBELL.Copy !req
447. WELL, THEN,Copy !req
448. I GUESS THAT'S
THE PIZZA MAN.Copy !req
449. WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
450. SOMEONE ORDERED
A PIZZA.Copy !req
451. THAT WOULD BE ME.Copy !req
452. NO ONE PUTS BABY
IN THE CORNER.Copy !req
453. CLARA, DON'T YOU DARE!Copy !req
454. UH...Copy !req
455. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF,
CLARA.Copy !req
456. ANYTHING YOUR DAD
SAYS DON'T DO,Copy !req
457. I SAY... DOO DOO.Copy !req
458. NO, NO. DON'T.
LET HER BE.Copy !req
459. THAT WILL BE $8.26,
PLEASE.Copy !req
460. OF COURSE IT WILL.Copy !req
461. THAT IS THE MOST
DISGUSTING THING
I'VE EVER SEEN!Copy !req
462. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!Copy !req
463. WAIT!Copy !req
464. I HAVE SOMETHING
I MUST SAY.Copy !req
465. SAY IT, BABY.Copy !req
466. I DON'T REMEMBER
ORDERING THIS PIZZA...Copy !req
467. WITH SAUSAGE!Copy !req
468. YOU SUCK.Copy !req
469. CLARA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
470. I AM LAUGHING,
FATHER.Copy !req
471. LAUGHING!Copy !req
472. MY GOODNESS, YOU ARE.Copy !req
473. I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
SO HAPPY.Copy !req
474. BECAUSE I'VE NEVER
BEEN SO HAPPY.Copy !req
475. OH, CLARA,
THAT IS ALL I'VE
EVER WANTED FOR YOU.Copy !req
476. WHO KNEW IT WAS
DOOTING ON PIZZACopy !req
477. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU
SO HAPPY.Copy !req
478. OH, FATHER,
I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
479. I LOVE YOU, TOO.Copy !req
480. MMM...
OH...Copy !req
481. MMM...Copy !req
482. You smell like your mother.Copy !req
483. OH, DADDY.Copy !req
484. WHAT DO YOU SAY,
CROWNY?Copy !req
485. WE GOOD?Copy !req
486. WE GOOD.Copy !req
487. HEY, YOU GUYS!Copy !req
488. CAPTAIN HERO AND I JUST HAD
THE BEST TIME AT THE ZOO.Copy !req
489. IT WAS PRETTY FUN.Copy !req
490. OH, GOSH, I JUST LOVE
HAPPY ENDINGS.Copy !req
491. OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE
WEARING HATS!Copy !req
492. WE HAVE FINALLY DESTROYED
ALL THE HUMANS,Copy !req
493. BUT WE HAVE ALSO
LEARNED FROM THEM.Copy !req
494. I DID NOT ORDER
A BLAXICON WITH...Copy !req
495. SEETHLE BLARK.Copy !req
496. HA HA HA.
YOU SUCK.Copy !req
497. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
498. MMM!Copy !req
499. MMM!Copy !req
500. MMM!Copy !req
501. MMM!
MMM! MMM!Copy !req
502. MWAH!Copy !req
503. You smell like your mother.Copy !req