Drawn Together 1x4

Directed by Ray Claffey

When the roommates are forced to participate in a food challenge, relationships are tested.

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1. OOH, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS,

2. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!

3. HA HA HA! OH, I LOVE THIS!

4. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS—

5. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS,

6. HA HA HA! GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!

7. WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU—

8. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

9. AAH!

10. YOUR HEAD IS FREAKING ME OUT, MAN!

11. WHAT'S THAT?

12. WHAT? OH.

13. WE GOT A NOTE FROM THE PRODUCERS.

14. WE'RE HAVING A GROCERY COMPETITION.

15. GROCERY COMPETITION? NOTE?

16. GETTING COCKY?

17. WE HAVE TO FIGHT FOR OUR FOOD NOW?

18. THESE COMPETITIONS ARE BULL-TOOT.

19. MY HEAD'S STILL ALL WOOZY

20. FROM LOSING THE OXYGEN COMPETITION.

21. FOR THE FOOD COMPETITION, WE WERE SPLIT INTO 2 TEAMS.

22. THE WINNERS WOULD EAT LIKE KINGS,

23. BUT THE LOSERS WOULD GET NO FOOD AT ALL

24. AND SURELY STARVE LIKE MEXICANS.

25. I'M GONNA TRY REAL HARD TO WIN FOR US, MR. HAM.

26. I PROMISE, I WON'T DISAPPOINT YOU.

27. SHUT UP, RETARD.

28. ENOUGH WITH THE PEP TALK, WOOLDOOR.

29. REMEMBER, YOUR ASS IS ON THE LINE.

30. REALLY? AAH! OOH! HEE HEE!

31. HELLO? HA! HELLO?

32. OH, HEY, THANKS. YEAH, I'LL TRY MY BEST.

33. OH, COME ON. DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT.

34. EVERYONE'S LISTENING.

35. FINE. I—I LOVE YOU, TOO.

36. IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY IT?

37. THE TRUTH IS, WE WERE MARRIED FOR A BRIEF TIME,

38. BUT ONE DAY SHE GAVE BIRTH

39. TO SOMETHING THAT LOOKED NOTHING LIKE ME,

40. AND THEN JEALOUSY REARED ITS UGLY HEAD.

41. YOU GOING DOWN, FOXXY.

42. THAT IS, AFTER WE KICK YOUR ASS IN THE COMPETITION.

43. YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU MESSING WITH,

44. SO YOU BEST CHECK YOURSELF.

45. WHAT? I'M A SUPERHERO, MISSY,

46. AND I DON'T CHECK MYSELF!

47. NOT FOR YOU, NOT FOR TICKS,

48. AND NOT FOR MELANOMA.

49. Captain Hero: OUR TEAM HAD TO INVENT A LOW-CARB CURE FOR POLIO

50. BEFORE THE OTHER TEAM COULD PUT AN EGG IN A BUCKET.

51. IT SEEMS THAT EVERY WEEK MY TEAM GETS THE EASIER CHALLENGE.

52. IT ALSO SEEMS THAT EVERY WEEK

53. I BLOW THE PRODUCERS.

54. READY, SET, GO!

55. OW!

56. OHH! OHH!

57. FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH, WHO'S GREAT AND MERCIFUL,

58. HAVEN'T YOU GOTTEN RID OF THAT POLIO YET?

59. BUT, SPANKY—

60. WE WON! WE WON!

61. WE PUT THE EGG IN THE BUCKET!

62. AH HA HA!

63. YEAH! YEAH!

64. FANTASTIC. NO FOOD FOR A WEEK.

65. AND WHEN I DON'T EAT, I DON'T CRAP.

66. AND WHEN I DON'T CRAP, I DON'T EAT.

67. OH, YOU ARE SO DEAD, WOOLDORK!

68. OH, SPANKY WAS RIGHT. I BLEW IT.

69. AND NOW I WAS DEAD. DEAD!

70. WHY COULDN'T I GET RID OF MY POLIO FASTER?

71. I SUCK!

72. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW.

73. OW. OW. OW. OW.

74. AAH!

75. OW. OW. OW. OW.

76. TEAM "A" WON THE GROCERY COMPETITION

77. AND MORE FOOD THAN THEY KNEW WHAT TO DO WITH.

78. MEANWHILE, WE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO EAT A DAMN THING.

79. QUIT STARVING SO LOUD, SOCKBUTT!

80. WE WOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THIS MESS

81. IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU.

82. KARATE! HA-CHA!

83. MOMMY!

84. I WAS SO, SO, TERRIBLY HUNGRY.

85. OH, CAPTAIN HERO?

86. YOU WANT A BITE OF MY DELICIOUS PO' BOY?

87. NO, NO, NO.

88. YOU GOT TO SAY "PRETTY PLEASE

89. WITH A FOXXY ON TOP."

90. I'VE NEVER BOWED TO ANY VILLAIN

91. OR ANY ASIAN PERSON,

92. EVEN THOUGHT IT'S THE POLITE THING TO DO.

93. AND I WON'T BOW TO FOXXY!

94. I WILL NOT.

95. I'M A SUPERHERO, DAMN IT.

96. I HAVE MY DIGNITY.

97. I WAS SO HAPPY.

98. WITH AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF FOOD,

99. I COULD FINALLY FILL THE LOVELESS VOID INSIDE OF ME.

100. TOOT.

101. WOOLDOOR, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

102. SPANKY SAID MY STOMACH WAS MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE

103. SO HE PUT IT UP IN THAT CACTUS.

104. OH, WOOLDOOR, SPANKY'S JUST A BULLY.

105. YOU HAVE TO STAND UP TO HIM.

106. I DO?

107. WOW!

108. YOU'RE RIGHT!

109. THANKS, CLARA.

110. I WILL STAND UP TO SPANKY!

111. Captain Hero: MY SUPER STOMACH WAS SUPER DISTENDED.

112. SO, I DECIDED TO PUT ASIDE MY PRIDE

113. AND MY MILDLY AMUSING ELEPHANT UNDERWEAR

114. AND RETURN TO FOXXY.

115. FOXXY, I'M READY TO SAY

116. PRETTY PLEASE WITH FOXXY ON TOP.

117. SORRY.

118. THAT OFFER, LIKE MY LIBRARY CARD, HAS EXPIRED.

119. NOW YOU GONNA HAVE TO DO A LOT MORE

120. THAN SAY "PRETTY PLEASE."

121. MMM!

122. THAT CHOCOLATE, CHILD, THAT IS SANCTIFIED.

123. VERY WELL.

124. TELL ME WHAT I MUST DO.

125. ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH! I'M DONE WITH YO ASS.

126. GO CLEAN YOURSELF UP. YOU DISGUST ME.

127. HEE HEE HEE!

128. WE WERE ALL ENJOYING THE FOOD WE WON,

129. BUT TOOT WAS GOBBLING IT UP LIKE A CALNACK BEAST

130. ON LEVEL BLARGON.

131. THAT'S A LITTLE JOKE I TELL.

132. HO HO HO HO!

133. PASS ME THE HAN SOLO.

134. UHH! UHH! UHH!

135. AAH!

136. LOOK AT ME.

137. I'M SO FAT. I'M DISGUSTING!

138. OH, PSHAW.

139. YOU'RE NOT MORBIDLY OBESE, HONEY.

140. SEEING THE WOODLAND CREATURES APPEAR

141. DURING CLARA'S SONG GAVE ME AN IDEA.

142. JUST GET HER ROYAL HEINIE TO SING AGAIN.

143. I'LL TRAP THE CRITTERS,

144. AND WE'LL EAT LIKE DINGOES IN A MATERNITY WARD!

145. BUT THOSE CRITTERS ARE CLARA'S FRIENDS.

146. I'M NOT ASKING YOU, WOOLDOUCHE.

147. I'M TELLING YOU.

148. C-C-CLARA SAYS S-S-STAND—

149. J-J-JEWS.

150. F-F-FLEE.

151. JUST DO IT OR YOU'LL BE LYING

152. AT MY FEET IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN BLOOD

153. AND MY URINE,

154. WHICH ALSO HAS BLOOD, BUT IT'S MY BLOOD!

155. UM... CLARA?

156. SPANKY'S STILL BULLYING ME.

157. COULD YOU SING ME YOUR SONG AGAIN?

158. OF COURSE.

159. WHAT ARE DEAR AND FAITHFUL FRIENDS FOR?

160. FOXXY, IT'S ME.

161. I KNEW YOU'D COME CRAWLING BACK.

162. YEAH, WELL, JUST FOR A SANDWICH.

163. HEH HEH HEH. YEAH, JUST FOR A SANDWICH.

164. AND WHAT ELSE?

165. AND SOME MUSTARD.

166. AND?

167. AND—

168. AND MORE ABUSE AND HUMILIATION.

169. AND MAYBE A PICKLE?

170. NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S MY NEED TO BREAK MEN

171. OR CAPTAIN HERO'S INBREAKANABILITY,

172. BUT FOXXY LOVE WAS FEELING THINGS

173. SHE NEVER FELT BEFORE.

174. WAS IT LOVE?

175. OOH-HOO!

176. POOR TOOT WAS FEELING FAT AND SAD.

177. IT WAS UP TO ME TO HELP HER FEEL BETTER

178. ABOUT HER DISGUSTING, REVOLTING, AND HIDEOUS BODY.

179. OW!

180. I WORKED ON TOOT WITH THAT LIPO MACHINE

181. FOR, LIKE, HOURS, BUT TO NO EFFECT.

182. IT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

183. I DON'T—

184. THE FAT JUST KEEPS COMING.

185. SO MUCH FAT.

186. OK, THE LIPO DIDN'T WORK,

187. BUT I WASN'T ABOUT TO GIVE UP.

188. I REMEMBERED, YEARS AGO, WHEN I WAS TOO HEAVY

189. TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE DUNGEON OF HORRORS,

190. I HAD TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT AND FAST.

191. SO, I PUT MY SWORD DOWN MY THROAT

192. LIKE THIS.

193. I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A GAG REFLEX ANYMORE,

194. BUT IF YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR FINGERS,

195. YOU'LL TOTALLY BARF AND LOSE WEIGHT.

196. WELL, I GUESS IF I PUT THEM IN PEPE LE PEW,

197. THEY CAN GO IN MY MOUTH.

198. YOU WERE WITH PEPE?

199. YOU MINX.

200. OH, NO. NOT THE PEPE LE PEW.

201. MY PEPE LE PEW.

202. SPANKY SURPRISED US ALL WITH THIS SPECTACULAR FEAST.

203. SPANKY, WHEREVER DID YOU GET ALL THIS TASTY MEAT?

204. UH... THE MEAT BLIMP CRASHED OUT BACK.

205. MEAT BLIMP?

206. OH, YEAH.

207. THAT'S HOW THEY MOVE MEAT THESE DAYS.

208. OH. WELL, IT CERTAINLY WAS DELICIOUS.

209. IN FACT...

210. THAT'S ODD.

211. WHERE ARE ALL MY WOODLAND FRIENDS?

212. WAIT. ISN'T THAT THE MEAT BLIMP?

213. IT DIDN'T CRASH.

214. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

215. WOOLDOOR?

216. OH, UH— I'M SORRY,

217. BUT I ASKED YOU TO SING THE BULLY SONG

218. SO SPANKY COULD CATCH YOUR WOODLAND FRIENDS

219. AND COOK THEM FOR US.

220. AAH!

221. AAAAH!

222. HA HA HA!

223. HA HA HA!

224. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

225. MY DEAR LITTLE FRIENDS.

226. THEY'RE DEAD! DEAD!

227. BECAUSE OF YOU!

228. OH, GOD, I AM SO SORRY!

229. YOU SAID YOU WERE MY FRIEND!

230. I AM YOUR FRIEND!

231. YOU'RE A MURDERER!

232. I KNOW! I KNOW!

233. ARE YOU AS TURNED ON AS I AM?

234. WHAT? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?

235. OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

236. WHEN I GET UPSET, I JUST SAY THE CRAZIEST THINGS.

237. CAN I BORROW 5 BUCKS?

238. JUST GO, WOOLDOOR! JUST GO...

239. TO MY BEDROOM! MY PURSE IS IN THE TOP DRAWER!

240. THERE SHOULD BE LIKE 5, MAYBE $10 IN THERE!

241. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.

242. THE CHEESE MISTRESS IS GONNA GRATE YO ASS UP.

243. THIS ISN'T WORKING, IS IT?

244. WHAT HAPPENED TO US?

245. I GUESS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE NIPPLE DRILLING

246. AND THE SCROTAL JACKHAMMER, WE JUST DRIFTED APART.

247. MAYBE WE WERE JUST 2 SHIPS PASSING IN THE NIGHT.

248. MAYBE WE WAS, CAPTAIN.

249. MAYBE WE WAS.

250. OH, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY

251. ABOUT YOU AND CAPTAIN HERO.

252. WE HAD A GOOD RUN.

253. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS,

254. WHICH IS WHAT WE CALLED IT WHEN I SMASHED HIS PENIS

255. WITH A LEAD MODEL OF THE EIFFEL TOWER.

256. CHECK ME OUT, EVERYONE.

257. OH, MY GOD! LOOK AT YOU!

258. OOH, LOOKIN' HOT!

259. THANKS, I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.

260. OOPSY!

261. FEELS LIKE THERE'S STILL A MORSEL IN THERE.

262. BETTER GO PURGE.

263. EWW! YOU KNOW,

264. I'VE BEEN FINDING VOMIT ALL OVER THE HOUSE, TOO.

265. WHEN I SHOWED TOOT HOW TO BARF UP

266. EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF FOOD SHE EATS,

267. I NEVER IMAGINED ANYTHING BAD COULD HAPPEN.

268. WE HAD TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE—

269. I WAS BESIDE MYSELF.

270. NOTHING COULD MAKE UP FOR THE ATROCITIES

271. I HAD COMMITTED.

272. THE LEAST I COULD DO WAS GIVE THE WOODLAND CREATURES

273. A PROPER SEND OFF.

274. OH, DON'T BURY ME, I'M NOT DEAD.

275. HA HA HA! YOU'RE ALIVE! YOU'RE ALIVE!

276. PRINCESS CLARA WILL BE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!

277. UHH!

278. OH, HOLDING OUT ON ME, HUH?

279. HAND OVER THE CHIPMUNK AND NOBODY GETS HURT.

280. EXCEPT OF COURSE THE CHIPMUNK,

281. WHICH GETS GUTTED, EATEN, AND EVENTUALLY PASSED.

282. YOU CAN'T EAT HIM, SPANKY.

283. I'M BRINGING HIM TO CLARA.

284. HUH? WHO TOLD YOU?

285. AW, FUCK THIS SHIT!

286. I WAS NERVOUS WHEN FOXXY SAID THE WHOLE TEAM WANTED TO CHAT.

287. WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?

288. TOOT—

289. WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE BULIMIC.

290. WE DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT STARTED

291. DOWN THIS HORRIBLE ROAD—

292. BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOWED ME HOW TO DO IT!

293. ALL THAT MATTERS NOW IS THAT WE GET YOU TO STOP.

294. BULIMIA IS VERY DESTRUCTIVE...

295. TO OUR PERSONAL PROPERTY, BITCH!

296. SO WHAT THE TOOT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

297. WELL, THE CONSIDERATE ALTERNATIVE IS ANOREXIA.

298. ALL THE BENEFITS OF BULIMIA WITH NONE OF THE MESS.

299. DOES IT REALLY WORK?

300. OF COURSE IT WORKS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS

301. MAKE SURE TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY DAY

302. AND SEE YOURSELF AS UGLY AND OBESE

303. NO MATTER HOW MUCH WEIGHT YOU LOSE.

304. HI, I'M TOOT BROWNSTEIN.

305. I PLAY TOOT BRAUNSTEIN

306. ON THE REALITY SHOW DRAWN TOGETHER.

307. TONIGHT'S EPISODE DEALT WITH EATING DISORDERS.

308. THANKS, GUYS. GROUP HUG.

309. OHH.

310. AAH! OH, GEE.

311. I THOUGHT THAT INTERVENTION WAS GONNA BE PRETTY AWKWARD,

312. BUT IT WASN'T NEARLY AS AWKWARD

313. AS WHAT WENT DOWN LATER THAT DAY.

314. OH.

315. HO-HO. UH, FOXXY.

316. HOW YOU BEEN?

317. FINE. AND... YOU?

318. UH, YOU KNOW, SAME OL', SAME OL'.

319. IT WASN'T ALL BAD, WAS IT?

320. NO, NO, WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES.

321. YEAH, WELL, TAKE CARE.

322. NOTHING, HUH? ME, NEITHER.

323. OH, WELL, THANKS FOR TRYING.

324. COME ON, BLOCKHEAD.

325. FOXXY GONNA GIVE YOU SOME GOOD GRIEF.

326. AND SPANKY TRIED TO TAKE HIM,

327. BUT I SANG YOUR SONG AND STOOD UP TO HIM!

328. OHH!

329. I'M SO SORRY, CLARA, FOR EVERYTHING I DID.

330. OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, FORGIVE ME.

331. OH, WOOLDOOR, I—

332. I FORGIVE YOU.

333. YOU DO? OHH!

334. HUG.

335. WOOLDOOR TOOK RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT HE DID.

336. AND BESIDES, TO FORGIVE IS A MITZVAH.

337. OH, CHIPMUNK.

338. I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS LEADING YOU ALL INTO A TRAP.

339. CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?

340. I FORGIVE YOU, MY PRINCESS.

341. AND DON'T WORRY, I WON'T TELL THE OTHERS.

342. S-SO, UH... YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE

343. THAT I'M INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE

344. FOR THE GENOCIDE OF YOUR PEOPLE?

345. UH... NO. OF COURSE NOT.

346. I WISH I COULD BELIEVE YOU.

347. MMM! THIS IS DELICIOUS!

348. SAY, CLARA, WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS TASTY MEAT?

349. UM... UH...

350. THE MEAT BLIMP CRASHED.

351. AH, YOU MURDERED HIM.

352. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—