Drawn Together 1x1

Directed by Peter Avanzino

When the roommates move in, Clara offends Foxxy after assuming she's the house servant.

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1. THE DRAWN TOGETHER HOUSE,

2. WHERE 8 DIFFERENT

3. IN FRONT OF A MILLION CAMERAS.

4. PRINCESS CLARA,

5. FAIRY-TALE PRINCESS.

6. WOOLDOOR SOCKBAT,

7. A FUCKING ANNOYING, WACKY WHATCHAMACALLIT.

8. FOXXY LOVE...

9. WITH A SWEET ASS.

10. TOOT, A BLACK-AND-WHITE HEARTTHROB FROM THE '20s.

11. PLUS, SHE'S FAT.

12. LING-LING,

13. A SOCIOPATHIC, ASIAN TRADING-CARD BATTLE MONSTER.

14. XANDIR, A TOTALLY GAY VIDEO-GAME ADVENTURER.

15. SPANKY HAM, A CRASS

16. WHO FARTS ON RETARDS.

17. CAPTAIN HERO,

18. IN THE HOUSE.

19. THIS IS...

20. REALITY TELEVISION SHOW, EVER.

21. Princess Clara: MY NEW HOUSEMATES,

22. MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY,

23. ONLY MUCH, MUCH POORER.

24. HI. I'M PRINCESS—WHOO!

25. ON THE CHAIR.

26. YEAH.

27. WOW.

28. OH, WHAT A CUTE DOG. WANT A BONE, FELLA?

29. WHOA.

30. I'M TOOT. I'M A SEX SYMBOL.

31. I AM XANDIR. I'M ON TO SAVE MY GIRLFRIEND!

32. GIRLFRIEND! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

33. ABOUT THIS GIRLFRIEND?

34. BUT WE JUST MET, LIKE, 2 SECONDS AGO?

35. OH, YEAH?

36. WELL, CAN YOUR STUPID GIRLFRIEND DO THIS?

37. SAVE YOURSELVES!

38. SO, NOW DO YOU STILL...

39. HAVE A... GIRLFRIEND?

40. HUH?

41. UM... YEAH.

42. DO THIS TO ME?

43. AH...

44. TO RELIEVE THE PAIN.

45. HEE HEE HEE. TOOT.

46. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. OH, MY GOD, I DO!

47. SHUT UP. YOU DO NOT...

48. RACK 'EM, PIG.

49. HEY, DUNGEONS AND DOUCHE BAGS, YOU'RE UP.

50. THIS KID?

51. HE'S BEEN ON WITH HIS OLD LADY.

52. DUDE, I DON'T BLAME HIM.

53. IS PRETTY WEAK, MAN. I MEAN,

54. SURE, I'D STICK AND STIR ANY ONE OF THESE BROADS,

55. BUT, YOU KNOW,

56. OF THOSE HOT BLACK CHICKS.

57. BLING BLING! FOXXY'S IN THE HOUSE.

58. OH, I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.

59. I WISH WE HAD A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND A DONKEY.

60. DAMN.

61. HI. I'M XANDIR.

62. WELL, HELLO.

63. I'M GLAD YOU'RE FINALLY HERE.

64. AND FETCH MY BAGS, SERVANT GIRL?

65. EXCUSE ME? WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? "SERVANT GIRL"?

66. OH, MANY PARDONS OR... MY BAD.

67. MAMMY, MOOLIE, TOPSY, SHWOOGIE?

68. HA HA HA. OH, MY GOD.

69. YOU'RE OUR SERVANT 'CAUSE YOU'RE BLACK!

70. HA HA HA HA. OH, MAN.

71. OF MY MISERABLE LIFE.

72. SWEET!

73. I LOVE RACISM.

74. IS YOU CRAZY?

75. UH-UH. LEMME LOOSE NOW.

76. WHY YOU FRONTIN' MY SHIT, BITCH?

77. BE TWILIGHT ZONIN'.

78. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU BE STEPPIN' TO.

79. HELP, SOMEONE.

80. SHE'S ATTACKING ME LIKE I'M THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

81. OH, IT IS ON.

82. ON THE CATFIGHT.

83. EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL?

84. NOW, WHAT WAS THAT BITCH THINKIN'?

85. FOXXY AIN'T A SLAVE TO NOBODY.

86. NOBODY BUT THE RHYTHM.

87. OHH. HEY. OHH...

88. AHEM. YOU BEST STAY OUT OF MY WAY, BITCH,

89. OR YOU GONNA BE DEAD.

90. AAH! UNH!

91. PICKED BANJOS, NOT FIGHTS.

92. I WAS SO UP SET ABOUT WHAT FOXXY HAD DONE.

93. MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.

94. HEY! NOT BAD!

95. AFTER THE FIGHT, THINGS GOT SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE.

96. YOU COULD, LIKE,

97. WITH, LIKE, A PLUS-6 SWORD.

98. I MEAN, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?

99. TO START.

100. IT'S LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

101. DUMB PRINCESS BITCH,

102. WAS A LOOSE CANNON.

103. NOW, FOXXY MAY BE LOOSE, BUT SHE AIN'T NO CANNON.

104. RIGHT, AND QUICK.

105. BLING BLING.

106. 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND A DONKEY? DAMN.

107. CRAP THE BED, UNCLE FRED.

108. FOXXY'S GOT US A BUTTLOAD OF BOOZE. YEAH.

109. HELLS, YEAH.

110. WHOO, YEAH. OH, YEAH.

111. HEY, PIG, GREAT NEWS.

112. AN INSANE AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL.

113. INTO A CANTALOUPE?

114. THIS IS AWKWARD.

115. WAITED AN HOUR,

116. I COULD'VE CHALKED THIS ONE UP TO THE BOOZE, HUH?

117. HEY, LISTEN, LET'S NOT LIVE IN THE PAST, ALL RIGHT?

118. COME ON, GUYS, LET'S PARTY. WHOO-HOO!

119. DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!

120. SMELLS LIKE MOMMY'S KISSES.

121. SUCK! SUCK! SUCK...

122. HEE HEE. TOOT.

123. SHE DID NOT— SHE DID NOT JUST DO THAT.

124. KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!

125. THIS IS THE LIFE.

126. SPANKY! SPANKY, YOU FARTED!

127. GAMBLED AND WON. HA!

128. TO ENJOY MYSELF,

129. I WASN'T WANTED.

130. BUT I WASN'T SURE, BECAUSE FOXXY'S HAND GOT ALL BLURRY.

131. I MEAN, SHE MAY HAVE

132. OR GOING LIKE THIS...

133. OR LIKE THIS...

134. OR LIKE THIS.

135. OH.

136. OH, XANDIR, I SURE HOPE YOU DON'T PUSH ME IN,

137. 'CAUSE I'M REALLY, REALLY CLOSE TO THE EDGE.

138. SO CLOSE, IN FACT, PUSH ME IN.

139. OK, MAYBE IT WAS JUST ME. THAT'S DEFINITELY A POSSIBILITY,

140. BUT I DON'T KNOW. ALL NIGHT,

141. CRUSH FOR ATTENTION.

142. HEY, XANDIR, GOT ANY BEADS?

143. I'M STANDING UNDER THE MISTLETOE!

144. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, I'LL CHOP MY FUCKING HEAD OFF!

145. PUT IN ME, ALREADY?

146. NEED A PLACE TO PEE!

147. I, UH, AM ON A NEVER-ENDING QUEST...

148. AND GUYS AREN'T INTO REAL WOMEN ANYMORE.

149. I WAS SO MAD. I GUESS THAT'S WHY I DID WHAT I DID.

150. WHAT? THIS IS WHO? XANDIR'S GIRLFRIEND?

151. ARE YOU SURE?

152. BECAUSE XANDIR'S ABOUT A GIRLFRIEND.

153. I'M ON TO SAVE MY GIRLFRIEND.

154. GIRLFRIEND. GIRLFRIEND.

155. GIRLFRIEND.

156. ABOUT EVERYTHING.

157. OH, HEY, OK.

158. OOH, RIGHT ON THE BUM.

159. WITH TEARS IN HER EYES,

160. AND, MAN, NOTHIN' REMINDS ME

161. LIKE A CHICK CRYIN'.

162. AW, POOR HOT GIRL. WHAT'S WRONG?

163. COMPLETELY MISTAKEN,

164. I COULD OPEN UP TO,

165. A SERIOUS TALK.

166. OH, WHY DOES FOXXY HATE ME SO?

167. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M THE ONE WHO MADE HER BLACK.

168. NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOBODY'S FAULT BUT HER OWN.

169. YOU SHOULD DO?

170. APOLOGIZE?

171. IF THAT'LL GET YOU

172. OF YOURS.

173. I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULD APOLOGIZE.

174. I MEAN, WHERE I COME FROM, ALL MY SERVANTS ARE BLACK...

175. OR WORSE.

176. YEAH, BUT, HONEY, WHERE YOU'RE FROM,

177. CATCH PHRASES.

178. TALKIN' ABOUT, PIG?

179. NO. HE'S RIGHT, BLUE BALL. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST APOLOGIZE.

180. USUALLY, CLARA LOOKS TO US FOR ADVICE,

181. BUT THIS TIME, IT CAME FROM SPANKY.

182. IT'S A GOOD THING, TOO, TO SHOOT THE PRESIDENT.

183. A LI'L SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN'.

184. FOXXY, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.

185. AW.

186. YOU CAN APOLOGIZE...

187. BY SHUTTIN' THE FUCK UP.

188. I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING MAD, FOXXY.

189. AFTER ALL, YOUR PEOPLE DO HAVE TERRIBLE TEMPERS.

190. OH, THIS IS ONE MESSED-UP APOLOGY,

191. JUST KEPT ON GOIN'...

192. THAT YOU'RE NOT AS BUOYANT AS REGULAR PEOPLE.

193. AND GOIN'...

194. HECK, 2 SEPARATE

195. FOR EVERYBODY.

196. AND THEN SHE SAID SOMETHIN' THAT EXPLAINED IT ALL.

197. SO THEY WOULDN'T PEOPLE'S BLOWHOLES.

198. FATHER IS SO WISE.

199. BLOWHOLES? YOU HEAR THAT, AMERICA?

200. BLOWHOLES.

201. OH, I CAN'T BE MAD AT CLARA.

202. SHE'S JUST A IDIOT

203. WHO'S BEEN LISTENIN' FOR WAY TOO LONG.

204. IT'S NOT HER FAULT.

205. GIRL, FOXXY LOVE

206. TO OPEN UP YOUR MIND...

207. AND YOUR MOUTH.

208. OH, MY GOD.

209. THIS IS NICE.

210. OHH! I'M TRAPPED INSIDE A FART BUBBLE!

211. I'M FREE! HA HA!

212. I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE!

213. UH... WAIT!

214. MY IMMUNE SYSTEM!

215. I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO LIVE OUTSIDE THE BUBBLE!

216. AAAH-HA!

217. MORNING, TOOT.

218. I—I'M ON

219. ENDING QUEST TO SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

220. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. WE KNOW.

221. HEY... DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE?

222. NO. WHAT MESSAGE?

223. OH... THAT'S RIGHT—

224. I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU ONE.

225. LAST NIGHT, YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED.

226. SHE DID? OH, MY GOD!

227. WAIT. OK. WHAT DID SHE SAY?

228. YEAH, SOMETHING ABOUT

229. TO SAVE HER.

230. WHAT? BUT... WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME?

231. OH, IT WAS NO BIGGIE.

232. OF EMACIATED LESBOS.

233. NOT TO CALL BACK... EVER!

234. I'M MAKING COFFEE. YOU WANT?

235. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

236. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

237. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

238. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

239. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

240. OH, MY GOD!

241. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

242. I WAS, LIKE... WHO WAS THAT?

243. WAS THAT ME?

244. IT WAS! AND GUESS WHAT?

245. I LIKED IT!

246. SO, FINE. IF I CAN'T BE THE SEX SYMBOL,

247. THE... BITCH!

248. OH... YEAH!

249. SO, HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT, PRINCESS?

250. OH... IT WAS MAGICAL.

251. LAST NIGHT WAS MAGICAL?

252. I MEAN, MAYBE

253. BY A MAGICIAN.

254. BUT FOXXY'S NOT A MAGICIAN, NOW, IS SHE?

255. VIOLATED? BUT I THOUGHT...

256. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

257. IT'S NOT COMPLETELY YOUR FAULT.

258. I WAS VIOLATED!

259. I WANT FOXXY LOVE GONE!

260. HMM. I DON'T KNOW WOULD HELP.

261. IT'S WORTH A TRY.

262. A TERRIBLE IDEA!

263. VIOLATED... AGAIN!

264. I WANT FOXXY LOVE GONE!

265. YOU SHITTIN' ME.

266. SHE CLAIMIN' I VIOLATED HER? AGAINST HER WILL?

267. WHO DON'T WANT TO KISS FOXXY.

268. EXCEPT... MAYBE PAPA.

269. ARE ASKING US TO VOTE.

270. SAY WHAT?

271. IN THE HOUSE.

272. SAY WHERE?

273. Fd-UP S! I AM SO MAD!

274. I'VE BEEN STUCK LIKE THIS FOR 3 HOURS.

275. IS TOTAL CRAP.

276. SHE WAS TOTALLY INTO IT.

277. YOU SAW US TONGUE-BANGIN'.

278. SORRY, FOXXY... BUT IF I VOTE YOU OUT NOW,

279. I'LL BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE MILLION DOLLARS.

280. MILLION DOLLARS?

281. YOU KNOW THIS AIN'T OF SHOWS, RIGHT?

282. AIN'T NO PRIZES.

283. AH, SILLY FOXXY.

284. SHE'LL NEVER WIN

285. WITH THAT ATTITUDE.

286. SORRY, BABE. I'M JUST WORKI" THE ANGLES...

287. AND THESE GUNS.

288. FINE, VOTE ME OFF.

289. THEY'LL JUST REPLACE ME WITH SOME OTHER MINORITY.

290. PROBABLY A MEXICAN.

291. HIDIN' IN EVERY DRAWER, ASSHOLE!

292. YO. GAYSTATION TWO.

293. YOU'RE VOTIN' FOXXY OUT, RIGHT?

294. I'M NOT STICKIN' AROUND TO VOTE. OK?

295. I'M ON A NEVER-ENDING MY GIRLFRIEND...

296. AND SHE'S IN TROUBLE!

297. YOU KNOW, FROM THE SECOND THAT KID SET FOOT IN THIS HOUSE,

298. ALL HE'S BEEN SAYING IS,

299. "I'M ON A NEVER-ENDING QUEST TO SAVE MY GIRLFRIEND."

300. THE PAPER TOWELS?

301. OH, NO! I THINK MY WATCH IS BROKEN.

302. GRAPES ARE FUN.

303. DICKS.

304. DUDE, YOU ARE SO WHIPPED.

305. ON THIS "GIRLFRIEND," ANYWAY?

306. 8 MILLION, 293 THOUSAND, 506,

307. AND POWER-UPS.

308. YEAH, WELL, IF YOU ASK ME,

309. ON PURPOSE.

310. I SEE IT ALL THE TIME.

311. TO SWOOP IN, FONDLE 'EM, AND SAVE 'EM.

312. 'COURSE, BY THE TIME I GET THERE,

313. THEY'RE TOTALLY FINE OR ALREADY DEAD.

314. EITHER WAY, THERE'LL BE SOME SERIOUS FONDLING.

315. BE RIGHT?

316. WAS SHE... JUST... TRYING TO CONTROL ME?

317. SORRY, BUT I DON'T THINK SO.

318. NOW, EXCUSE ME, BUT...

319. I AM ON...

320. A NEVER-ENDING QUEST...

321. TO SAVE MY GIRLFRIEND!

322. NOW, GOOD-BYE!

323. 3 DAYS AFTER THE KILLER TORNADO HIT,

324. AND IT'S STILL CHAOS OUT HERE,

325. SOME 300 HOMES DECIMATED.

326. TO EVERYONE.

327. DON'T WORRY, LING-LING.

328. OUT OF THE HOUSE.

329. REALLY, LING-LING?

330. THAT WAY.

331. COULD THAT THING BE RIGHT?

332. A RACIST BASTARD?

333. SOUNDING LIKE HIM?

334. BUT, LING-LING...

335. UNHH!

336. WELL, THAT IS TRUE.

337. TO EXPERIENCE NEW THINGS.

338. TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND.

339. THANKS, LITTLE FRIEND.

340. STOP THIS VOTE!

341. OH, MITSUBISHI.

342. UHH! GET OFF THE BED, LING-LING!

343. WHAT THE TOOT?

344. AAAHHH!

345. WAAHH!

346. AAH! AAH, AAH, AAH!

347. SO, ANYWAY, WE GATHERED

348. TO VOTE, AND TO BE HONEST,

349. I WAS TOTALLY LOOKIN' FORWARD

350. BLACK CHICK OUT.

351. OH, WAIT A MINUTE. NOT VOTING.

352. I MEAN EATING!

353. HEY, KID, YOU'RE BACK.

354. SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

355. I WAS. BUT THEN I—

356. WHAT YOU SAID, CAPTAIN HERO,

357. CONTROLLING ME...

358. AND I REALIZED...

359. NO.

360. NOT THIS TIME.

361. NOT... THIS... TIME.

362. WAIT! I HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO SAY.

363. OUT OF THE HOUSE,

364. NO LONGER THE CASE.

365. OF THE SAME NAME.

366. FOXXY'S ACTIONS

367. RACIAL INSENSITIVITY.

368. BUT NOW, THANKS TO LING-LING'S HELP,

369. AND UNDERSTANDING.

370. A STRONG WOMAN, A HUMAN BEING,

371. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, A FRIEND. A BLACK FRIEND.

372. FROM KEEPING FOXXY.

373. SO, WHO'S WITH ME? DO I HEAR ONE VOTE? ONE VOTE TO KEEP HER?

374. COME ON, GUYS, SHE'S A GOOD, HARD WORKER.

375. SHE'S HEALTHY, AND SHE'S GOT A STRONG LOAD-BEARING BACK.

376. MMM? I GOT ONE. I GOT ONE VOTE.

377. DO I HEAR 2? DO I HEAR 2 VOTES?

378. STRONG PINK GUMS.

379. FROM GOOD STOCK. DO I HEAR 2?

380. OH, I GOT 2. DO I HEAR 3? 3 VOTES TO KEEP—

381. CALL YOURSELVES, AGAIN?

382. OH, IT'S ON, BITCH.

383. Foxxy, sweetly: OH, WAIT A MINUTE, NOW.

384. WHAT YOU GOT? MMM...

385. YEAH! MMM.

386. MMM. MMM.

387. BOSSY, NOW.

388. YEAH, THAT FELT GOOD.

389. JUST A APPETIZER, GIRL.

390. ON DRAWN TOGETHER...

391. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

392. AAH!

393. GIVE ME YOUR HAND!

394. GIVE ME THE RING!

395. I AM GOD.

396. I'M ON THE PHONE!

397. OHH!

398. DISGUST ME.

399. RRREOW!

400. I'M SO FAT! AAH!

401. BETTER GO PACK! HEE HEE!

402. MY GIRLFRIEND I'M OUT!

403. SHE ALREADY KNOWS.

404. WITH HER?

405. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!

406. AS I AM?

407. WHAT? I AM SO SORRY!

408. THAT'S A GOOD ORIENTAL.

409. NOW MAKE A HUNDRED MORE!

410. HMM.

411. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!

412. THE HORROR!

413. I'M WITH YOU, JESUS.

414. OH!

415. FOXXY! WHAT'S THE MATTER?

416. I AM PREGNANT!

417. —www.ncicap.org—