1. THIS IS
THE DRAWN TOGETHER HOUSE,Copy !req
2. WHERE 8 DIFFERENT
CARTOON CHARACTERSCopy !req
3. FROM ALL OVER
THE ANIMATED UNIVERSECopy !req
4. WILL LIVE TOGETHER
IN FRONT OF A MILLION CAMERAS.Copy !req
5. INTRODUCING
PRINCESS CLARA,Copy !req
6. A MUSICAL AND BIGOTED
FAIRY-TALE PRINCESS.Copy !req
7. WOOLDOOR SOCKBAT,Copy !req
8. A FUCKING ANNOYING,
WACKY WHATCHAMACALLIT.Copy !req
9. FOXXY LOVE...Copy !req
10. A MYSTERY-SOLVING MUSICIAN
WITH A SWEET ASS.Copy !req
11. TOOT, A BLACK-AND-WHITE
HEARTTHROB FROM THE '20s.Copy !req
12. PLUS, SHE'S FAT.Copy !req
13. LING-LING,Copy !req
14. A SOCIOPATHIC, ASIAN
TRADING-CARD BATTLE MONSTER.Copy !req
15. XANDIR, A TOTALLY GAY
VIDEO-GAME ADVENTURER.Copy !req
16. SPANKY HAM, A CRASS
INTERNET DOWNLOADCopy !req
17. WHO FARTS ON RETARDS.Copy !req
18. CAPTAIN HERO,Copy !req
19. ANOTHER PERSON
IN THE HOUSE.Copy !req
20. THIS IS...Copy !req
21. THE FIRST-EVER ANIMATED
REALITY TELEVISION SHOW, EVER.Copy !req
22. Princess Clara:
THE MINUTE I MET
MY NEW HOUSEMATES,Copy !req
23. I FELT LIKE THEY WERE
MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY,Copy !req
24. ONLY MUCH, MUCH POORER.Copy !req
25. HI. I'M PRINCESS—WHOO!Copy !req
26. I CALL DIBS
ON THE CHAIR.Copy !req
27. YEAH.Copy !req
28. WOW.Copy !req
29. OH, WHAT A CUTE DOG.
WANT A BONE, FELLA?Copy !req
30. WHOA.Copy !req
31. I'M TOOT.
I'M A SEX SYMBOL.Copy !req
32. I AM XANDIR. I'M ON
A NEVER-ENDING QUEST
TO SAVE MY GIRLFRIEND!Copy !req
33. GIRLFRIEND!
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?Copy !req
34. WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME
ABOUT THIS GIRLFRIEND?Copy !req
35. BUT WE JUST MET,
LIKE, 2 SECONDS AGO?Copy !req
36. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
37. WELL, CAN YOUR
STUPID GIRLFRIEND DO THIS?Copy !req
38. SAVE YOURSELVES!Copy !req
39. SO, NOW DO YOU STILL...Copy !req
40. HAVE A... GIRLFRIEND?Copy !req
41. HUH?Copy !req
42. UM... YEAH.Copy !req
43. WHY DO I ALWAYS LET GUYS
DO THIS TO ME?Copy !req
44. AH...Copy !req
45. SOMETIMES I CUT MYSELF
TO RELIEVE THE PAIN.Copy !req
46. HEE HEE HEE. TOOT.Copy !req
47. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
OH, MY GOD, I DO!Copy !req
48. SHUT UP.
YOU DO NOT...Copy !req
49. RACK 'EM, PIG.Copy !req
50. HEY, DUNGEONS
AND DOUCHE BAGS,
YOU'RE UP.Copy !req
51. CAN YOU BELIEVE
THIS KID?Copy !req
52. HE'S BEEN ON
THE PHONE ALL DAY
WITH HIS OLD LADY.Copy !req
53. DUDE, I DON'T BLAME HIM.Copy !req
54. THE TALENT HERE
IS PRETTY WEAK, MAN. I MEAN,Copy !req
55. SURE, I'D STICK AND STIR
ANY ONE OF THESE BROADS,Copy !req
56. BUT, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
57. I REALLY WISH WE HAD ONE
OF THOSE HOT BLACK CHICKS.Copy !req
58. BLING BLING!
FOXXY'S IN THE HOUSE.Copy !req
59. OH, I'M PRETTY GOOD
AT THIS.Copy !req
60. I WISH WE HAD A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL
AND A DONKEY.Copy !req
61. DAMN.Copy !req
62. HI. I'M XANDIR.Copy !req
63. WELL, HELLO.Copy !req
64. I'M GLAD YOU'RE
FINALLY HERE.Copy !req
65. WOULD YOU BE A DEAR
AND FETCH MY BAGS,
SERVANT GIRL?Copy !req
66. EXCUSE ME? WHAT DID YOU
JUST CALL ME? "SERVANT GIRL"?Copy !req
67. OH, MANY PARDONS
OR... MY BAD.Copy !req
68. WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE
CALL YOURSELVES
THESE DAYS—Copy !req
69. MAMMY, MOOLIE,
TOPSY, SHWOOGIE?Copy !req
70. HA HA HA.
OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
71. SHE THINKS
YOU'RE OUR SERVANT
'CAUSE YOU'RE BLACK!Copy !req
72. HA HA HA HA.
OH, MAN.Copy !req
73. THIS IS THE BEST DAY
OF MY MISERABLE LIFE.Copy !req
74. SWEET!Copy !req
75. I LOVE RACISM.Copy !req
76. IS YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
77. UH-UH. LEMME
LOOSE NOW.Copy !req
78. WHY YOU FRONTIN'
MY SHIT, BITCH?Copy !req
79. YOU MUST
BE TWILIGHT ZONIN'.Copy !req
80. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO YOU BE STEPPIN' TO.Copy !req
81. HELP, SOMEONE.Copy !req
82. SHE'S ATTACKING ME LIKE
I'M THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.Copy !req
83. OH, IT IS ON.Copy !req
84. I CALL DIBS
ON THE CATFIGHT.Copy !req
85. WHY MUST I RUIN
EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL?Copy !req
86. NOW, WHAT WAS THAT BITCH
THINKIN'?Copy !req
87. FOXXY AIN'T A SLAVE
TO NOBODY.Copy !req
88. NOBODY BUT THE RHYTHM.Copy !req
89. OHH. HEY. OHH...Copy !req
90. AHEM. YOU BEST
STAY OUT OF MY WAY, BITCH,Copy !req
91. OR YOU GONNA BE DEAD.Copy !req
92. AAH! UNH!Copy !req
93. I THOUGHT THOSE PEOPLE
PICKED BANJOS, NOT FIGHTS.Copy !req
94. I WAS SO UP SET
ABOUT WHAT FOXXY HAD DONE.Copy !req
95. I SURE HOPE THIS
COMICALLY MISLEADING NOSE JOBCopy !req
96. MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.Copy !req
97. HEY! NOT BAD!Copy !req
98. AFTER THE FIGHT,
THINGS GOT SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE.Copy !req
99. YOU COULD, LIKE,
TOTALLY CUT THE TENSIONCopy !req
100. WITH, LIKE, A PLUS-6 SWORD.Copy !req
101. I MEAN, WHY IS THIS
HAPPENING?Copy !req
102. WE WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS
TO START.Copy !req
103. IT'S LIKE THIS, RIGHT?Copy !req
104. BECAUSE OF THAT
DUMB PRINCESS BITCH,Copy !req
105. EVERYBODY THOUGHT FOXXY LOVE
WAS A LOOSE CANNON.Copy !req
106. NOW, FOXXY MAY BE LOOSE,
BUT SHE AIN'T NO CANNON.Copy !req
107. I NEEDED TO MAKE THINGS
RIGHT, AND QUICK.Copy !req
108. BLING BLING.Copy !req
109. 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL
AND A DONKEY? DAMN.Copy !req
110. CRAP THE BED, UNCLE FRED.Copy !req
111. FOXXY'S GOT US
A BUTTLOAD OF BOOZE. YEAH.Copy !req
112. HELLS, YEAH.Copy !req
113. WHOO, YEAH. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
114. HEY, PIG, GREAT NEWS.Copy !req
115. FOXXY JUST BOUGHT US
AN INSANE AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL.Copy !req
116. ARE YOU DEFECATING
INTO A CANTALOUPE?Copy !req
117. THIS IS AWKWARD.Copy !req
118. I GUESS IF I JUST
WAITED AN HOUR,Copy !req
119. I COULD'VE CHALKED THIS ONE UP
TO THE BOOZE, HUH?Copy !req
120. HEY, LISTEN, LET'S NOT LIVE
IN THE PAST, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
121. COME ON, GUYS,
LET'S PARTY. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
122. DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!Copy !req
123. SMELLS LIKE MOMMY'S KISSES.Copy !req
124. SUCK! SUCK! SUCK...Copy !req
125. HEE HEE. TOOT.Copy !req
126. SHE DID NOT—
SHE DID NOT JUST DO THAT.Copy !req
127. KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!Copy !req
128. THIS IS THE LIFE.Copy !req
129. SPANKY!
SPANKY, YOU FARTED!Copy !req
130. GAMBLED AND WON. HA!Copy !req
131. I WAS TRYING
TO ENJOY MYSELF,Copy !req
132. BUT I SORTA GOT THE FEELING
I WASN'T WANTED.Copy !req
133. BUT I WASN'T SURE,
BECAUSE FOXXY'S HAND
GOT ALL BLURRY.Copy !req
134. I MEAN, SHE MAY HAVE
BEEN WAVINGCopy !req
135. OR GOING LIKE THIS...Copy !req
136. OR LIKE THIS...Copy !req
137. OR LIKE THIS.Copy !req
138. OH.Copy !req
139. OH, XANDIR, I SURE HOPE
YOU DON'T PUSH ME IN,Copy !req
140. 'CAUSE I'M REALLY, REALLY
CLOSE TO THE EDGE.Copy !req
141. SO CLOSE, IN FACT,
YOU COULD EASILY
PUSH ME IN.Copy !req
142. OK, MAYBE IT WAS JUST ME.
THAT'S DEFINITELY A POSSIBILITY,Copy !req
143. BUT I DON'T KNOW.
ALL NIGHT,Copy !req
144. IT KIND
OF SEEMED LIKE TOOTCopy !req
145. WAS ON A REALLY ANNOYING
CRUSH FOR ATTENTION.Copy !req
146. HEY, XANDIR,
GOT ANY BEADS?Copy !req
147. I'M STANDING
UNDER THE MISTLETOE!Copy !req
148. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,
I'LL CHOP MY FUCKING HEAD OFF!Copy !req
149. WOULD YOU JUST
PUT IN ME, ALREADY?Copy !req
150. EVEN IF YOU JUST
NEED A PLACE TO PEE!Copy !req
151. I, UH, AM
ON A NEVER-ENDING QUEST...Copy !req
152. I KNEW WHAT XANDIR
WAS TRYING TO TELL ME—Copy !req
153. THAT I WAS FATCopy !req
154. AND GUYS AREN'T INTO
REAL WOMEN ANYMORE.Copy !req
155. I WAS SO MAD. I GUESS
THAT'S WHY I DID WHAT I DID.Copy !req
156. WHAT? THIS IS WHO?
XANDIR'S GIRLFRIEND?Copy !req
157. ARE YOU SURE?Copy !req
158. BECAUSE XANDIR'S
NEVER MENTIONED ANYTHING
ABOUT A GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
159. I'M ON
A NEVER-ENDING QUEST
TO SAVE MY GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
160. GIRLFRIEND.
GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
161. GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
162. AND WE TALK
ALL THE TIMECopy !req
163. ABOUT EVERYTHING.Copy !req
164. OH, HEY, OK.Copy !req
165. OOH, RIGHT ON THE BUM.Copy !req
166. I SAW PRINCESS CLARA
WITH TEARS IN HER EYES,Copy !req
167. AND, MAN, NOTHIN' REMINDS ME
OF MY FIRST TIMECopy !req
168. LIKE A CHICK CRYIN'.Copy !req
169. AW, POOR HOT GIRL.
WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
170. UNLESS I WAS
COMPLETELY MISTAKEN,Copy !req
171. SPANKY HAM SEEMED
LIKE THE KIND OF PERSONCopy !req
172. I COULD OPEN UP TO,Copy !req
173. SO WE FOUND
A PRIVATE ROOM
IN THE HOUSECopy !req
174. WHERE WE COULD HAVE
A SERIOUS TALK.Copy !req
175. OH, WHY DOES
FOXXY HATE ME SO?Copy !req
176. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M THE ONE
WHO MADE HER BLACK.Copy !req
177. NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S NOBODY'S FAULT
BUT HER OWN.Copy !req
178. YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU SHOULD DO?Copy !req
179. APOLOGIZE?Copy !req
180. IF THAT'LL GET YOU
OUT OF THAT ROBECopy !req
181. SO I CAN CHECK OUT THAT
PRECIOUS VERTICAL SMILE
OF YOURS.Copy !req
182. I DON'T SEE WHY
I SHOULD APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
183. I MEAN, WHERE I COME FROM,
ALL MY SERVANTS ARE BLACK...Copy !req
184. OR WORSE.Copy !req
185. YEAH, BUT, HONEY,
WHERE YOU'RE FROM,Copy !req
186. INANIMATE OBJECTS
SPRING TO LIFECopy !req
187. AND SPEW SILLY
CATCH PHRASES.Copy !req
188. WHAT YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT, PIG?Copy !req
189. NO. HE'S RIGHT, BLUE BALL.
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
190. USUALLY, CLARA
LOOKS TO US FOR ADVICE,Copy !req
191. BUT THIS TIME,
IT CAME FROM SPANKY.Copy !req
192. IT'S A GOOD THING, TOO,
BECAUSE I WAS GONNA TELL HER
TO SHOOT THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
193. I GAVE HIM
A LI'L SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN'.Copy !req
194. FOXXY, I WANT
TO APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
195. AW.Copy !req
196. YOU CAN APOLOGIZE...Copy !req
197. BY SHUTTIN' THE FUCK UP.Copy !req
198. I DON'T BLAME YOU
FOR BEING MAD, FOXXY.Copy !req
199. AFTER ALL, YOUR PEOPLE
DO HAVE TERRIBLE TEMPERS.Copy !req
200. OH, THIS IS ONE
MESSED-UP APOLOGY,Copy !req
201. AND THE BITCH
JUST KEPT ON GOIN'...Copy !req
202. IT MUST BE SO FRUSTRATING
THAT YOU'RE NOT AS BUOYANT
AS REGULAR PEOPLE.Copy !req
203. AND GOIN'...Copy !req
204. HECK, 2 SEPARATE
WATER FOUNTAINSCopy !req
205. JUST MEANS SHORTER LINES
FOR EVERYBODY.Copy !req
206. AND THEN SHE SAID SOMETHIN'
THAT EXPLAINED IT ALL.Copy !req
207. AND FATHER ALWAYS
MADE US CUT UP THOSE
PLASTIC SIX-PACK HOLDERSCopy !req
208. SO THEY WOULDN'T
GET LODGED IN YOUR
PEOPLE'S BLOWHOLES.Copy !req
209. FATHER IS SO WISE.Copy !req
210. BLOWHOLES? YOU
HEAR THAT, AMERICA?Copy !req
211. BLOWHOLES.Copy !req
212. OH, I CAN'T
BE MAD AT CLARA.Copy !req
213. SHE'S JUST A IDIOTCopy !req
214. WHO'S BEEN LISTENIN'
TO HER BIGOTED PAPA
FOR WAY TOO LONG.Copy !req
215. IT'S NOT HER FAULT.Copy !req
216. GIRL, FOXXY LOVECopy !req
217. IS GONNA TEACH YOU HOW
TO OPEN UP YOUR MIND...Copy !req
218. AND YOUR MOUTH.Copy !req
219. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
220. THIS IS NICE.Copy !req
221. OHH! I'M TRAPPED
INSIDE A FART BUBBLE!Copy !req
222. I'M FREE! HA HA!Copy !req
223. I'M FREE! I'M FREE!
I'M FREE! I'M FREE!Copy !req
224. UH... WAIT!Copy !req
225. MY IMMUNE SYSTEM!Copy !req
226. I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH
TO LIVE OUTSIDE THE BUBBLE!Copy !req
227. AAAH-HA!Copy !req
228. MORNING, TOOT.Copy !req
229. I—I'M ON
A NEVER-ENDING—Copy !req
230. ENDING QUEST TO SAVE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
231. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
WE KNOW.Copy !req
232. HEY... DID YOU
GET MY MESSAGE?Copy !req
233. NO. WHAT MESSAGE?Copy !req
234. OH... THAT'S RIGHT—Copy !req
235. I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU ONE.Copy !req
236. LAST NIGHT,
YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED.Copy !req
237. SHE DID?
OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
238. WAIT. OK.
WHAT DID SHE SAY?Copy !req
239. YEAH, SOMETHING ABOUT
KNOWING HER EXACT LOCATIONCopy !req
240. AND NEEDING YOU
TO SAVE HER.Copy !req
241. WHAT? BUT...
WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME?Copy !req
242. OH, IT WAS NO BIGGIE.
I TOLD HER YOU WERE BUSYCopy !req
243. HOT-TUBBING
WITH A COUPLE
OF EMACIATED LESBOS.Copy !req
244. SO SHE SAID
NOT TO CALL BACK... EVER!Copy !req
245. I'M MAKING COFFEE.
YOU WANT?Copy !req
246. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
247. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
248. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
249. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
250. OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
251. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
252. OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
253. I WAS, LIKE...
WHO WAS THAT?Copy !req
254. WAS THAT ME?Copy !req
255. IT WAS!
AND GUESS WHAT?Copy !req
256. I LIKED IT!Copy !req
257. SO, FINE. IF I CAN'T BE
THE SEX SYMBOL,Copy !req
258. I CAN DEFINITELY BE
THE... BITCH!Copy !req
259. OH... YEAH!Copy !req
260. SO, HOW WAS
YOUR NIGHT, PRINCESS?Copy !req
261. OH... IT WAS MAGICAL.Copy !req
262. YOU THINK WHAT HAPPENED
LAST NIGHT WAS MAGICAL?Copy !req
263. I MEAN, MAYBE
IT WOULD BE MAGICALCopy !req
264. IF YOU WERE VIOLATED
BY A MAGICIAN.Copy !req
265. BUT FOXXY'S NOT A MAGICIAN,
NOW, IS SHE?Copy !req
266. VIOLATED?
BUT I THOUGHT...Copy !req
267. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.Copy !req
268. IT'S NOT COMPLETELY
YOUR FAULT.Copy !req
269. I WAS VIOLATED!Copy !req
270. I WANT FOXXY LOVE GONE!Copy !req
271. HMM. I DON'T KNOW
IF A TEQUILA BRUNCH
WOULD HELP.Copy !req
272. I GUESS
IT'S WORTH A TRY.Copy !req
273. THAT WAS
A TERRIBLE IDEA!Copy !req
274. I WAS TOTALLY
VIOLATED... AGAIN!Copy !req
275. I WANT FOXXY LOVE GONE!Copy !req
276. YOU SHITTIN' ME.Copy !req
277. SHE CLAIMIN'
I VIOLATED HER?
AGAINST HER WILL?Copy !req
278. I NEVER MET ANYBODY
WHO DON'T WANT
TO KISS FOXXY.Copy !req
279. EXCEPT... MAYBE PAPA.Copy !req
280. AND NOW THE PRODUCERS
ARE ASKING US TO VOTE.Copy !req
281. SAY WHAT?Copy !req
282. ON WHETHER OR NOT
WE FEEL SAFECopy !req
283. KEEPING YOU
IN THE HOUSE.Copy !req
284. SAY WHERE?Copy !req
285. THIS IS SOME Fd-UP S!
I AM SO MAD!Copy !req
286. I'VE BEEN STUCK LIKE THIS
FOR 3 HOURS.Copy !req
287. YOU KNOW THIS VOTE
IS TOTAL CRAP.Copy !req
288. SHE WAS
TOTALLY INTO IT.Copy !req
289. YOU SAW US
TONGUE-BANGIN'.Copy !req
290. SORRY, FOXXY...
BUT IF I VOTE YOU OUT NOW,Copy !req
291. I'LL BE ONE STEP CLOSER
TO THE MILLION DOLLARS.Copy !req
292. MILLION DOLLARS?Copy !req
293. YOU KNOW THIS AIN'T
ONE OF THEM KIND
OF SHOWS, RIGHT?Copy !req
294. AIN'T NO PRIZES.Copy !req
295. AH, SILLY FOXXY.Copy !req
296. SHE'LL NEVER WIN
THE MILLION DOLLARSCopy !req
297. WITH THAT ATTITUDE.Copy !req
298. SORRY, BABE.
I'M JUST WORKI"
THE ANGLES...Copy !req
299. AND THESE GUNS.Copy !req
300. FINE, VOTE ME OFF.Copy !req
301. THEY'LL JUST REPLACE ME
WITH SOME OTHER MINORITY.Copy !req
302. PROBABLY A MEXICAN.
I HOPE YOU LIKE BEANS
AND ILLEGAL RELATIVESCopy !req
303. HIDIN' IN EVERY DRAWER,
ASSHOLE!Copy !req
304. YO. GAYSTATION TWO.Copy !req
305. YOU'RE VOTIN'
FOXXY OUT, RIGHT?Copy !req
306. I'M NOT STICKIN'
AROUND TO VOTE. OK?Copy !req
307. I'M ON A NEVER-ENDING
QUEST TO SAVE
MY GIRLFRIEND...Copy !req
308. AND SHE'S IN TROUBLE!Copy !req
309. YOU KNOW, FROM THE SECOND
THAT KID SET FOOT IN THIS HOUSE,Copy !req
310. ALL HE'S BEEN SAYING IS,Copy !req
311. "I'M ON A NEVER-ENDING QUEST
TO SAVE MY GIRLFRIEND."Copy !req
312. WHERE ARE ALL
THE PAPER TOWELS?Copy !req
313. OH, NO! I THINK
MY WATCH IS BROKEN.Copy !req
314. GRAPES ARE FUN.Copy !req
315. DICKS.Copy !req
316. DUDE, YOU ARE SO WHIPPED.Copy !req
317. HOW MANY LIVES HAVE YOU SPENT
ON THIS "GIRLFRIEND," ANYWAY?Copy !req
318. 8 MILLION,
293 THOUSAND,
506,Copy !req
319. NOT COUNTING
QUAD-FORCES
AND POWER-UPS.Copy !req
320. YEAH, WELL,
IF YOU ASK ME,Copy !req
321. SHE KEEPS
GETTING KIDNAPPED
ON PURPOSE.Copy !req
322. I SEE IT ALL THE TIME.
CHICKS JUST WANT MECopy !req
323. TO SWOOP IN,
FONDLE 'EM,
AND SAVE 'EM.Copy !req
324. 'COURSE, BY THE TIME
I GET THERE,Copy !req
325. THEY'RE TOTALLY FINE
OR ALREADY DEAD.Copy !req
326. EITHER WAY, THERE'LL
BE SOME SERIOUS FONDLING.Copy !req
327. COULD THE STUDLY HERO
BE RIGHT?Copy !req
328. WAS SHE... JUST...
TRYING TO CONTROL ME?Copy !req
329. SORRY, BUT
I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
330. NOW, EXCUSE ME,
BUT...Copy !req
331. I AM ON...Copy !req
332. A NEVER-ENDING QUEST...Copy !req
333. TO SAVE MY GIRLFRIEND!Copy !req
334. NOW, GOOD-BYE!Copy !req
335. 3 DAYS AFTER
THE KILLER TORNADO HIT,Copy !req
336. AND IT'S STILL CHAOS
OUT HERE,Copy !req
337. SOME 300 HOMES DECIMATED.Copy !req
338. YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT AFTER
THE FIRST COUPLE OF DAYSCopy !req
339. IT WAS DIFFICULT TO TELL
WHO LIVED WHERECopy !req
340. AND WHAT HAPPENED
TO EVERYONE.Copy !req
341. DON'T WORRY, LING-LING.
THINGS WILL BE
SO MUCH BETTERCopy !req
342. AFTER WE VOTE
THAT FOXXY LOVE
OUT OF THE HOUSE.Copy !req
343. REALLY, LING-LING?Copy !req
344. I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT
THAT WAY.Copy !req
345. COULD THAT THING BE RIGHT?Copy !req
346. WAS MY FATHER ACTUALLY
A RACIST BASTARD?Copy !req
347. AND WAS I REALLY
SOUNDING LIKE HIM?Copy !req
348. BUT, LING-LING...Copy !req
349. UNHH!
ALL MY LIFE FATHER
HAS TAUGHT MECopy !req
350. THAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE—Copy !req
351. WELL, THAT IS TRUE.Copy !req
352. I DID COME HERE
TO EXPERIENCE NEW THINGS.Copy !req
353. SO I REALLY OUGHT
TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND.Copy !req
354. THANKS, LITTLE FRIEND.Copy !req
355. NOW I NEED TO GO
STOP THIS VOTE!Copy !req
356. OH, MITSUBISHI.Copy !req
357. UHH! GET OFF THE BED,
LING-LING!Copy !req
358. WHAT THE TOOT?Copy !req
359. AAAHHH!Copy !req
360. WAAHH!Copy !req
361. AAH! AAH, AAH, AAH!Copy !req
362. SO, ANYWAY, WE GATHERED
IN THE LIVING ROOMCopy !req
363. TO VOTE,
AND TO BE HONEST,Copy !req
364. I WAS
TOTALLY LOOKIN' FORWARDCopy !req
365. TO VOTING THAT HOT
BLACK CHICK OUT.Copy !req
366. OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
NOT VOTING.Copy !req
367. I MEAN EATING!Copy !req
368. HEY, KID,
YOU'RE BACK.Copy !req
369. I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO
SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
370. I WAS. BUT THEN I—Copy !req
371. I THOUGHT ABOUT
WHAT YOU SAID,
CAPTAIN HERO,Copy !req
372. ABOUT HER
CONTROLLING ME...Copy !req
373. AND I REALIZED...Copy !req
374. NO.Copy !req
375. NOT THIS TIME.Copy !req
376. NOT... THIS... TIME.Copy !req
377. WAIT! I HAVE SOMETHING
I NEED TO SAY.Copy !req
378. I KNOW I WAS THE ONE
WHO WANTED FOXXY
OUT OF THE HOUSE,Copy !req
379. BUT THAT IS
NO LONGER THE CASE.Copy !req
380. THIS BITCH FLIP-FLOPS
MORE THAN THE FOOTWEAR
OF THE SAME NAME.Copy !req
381. I REALIZE I HAVE
UNFAIRLY JUDGED
FOXXY'S ACTIONSCopy !req
382. THROUGH GLASSES
MADE OF HATE AND
RACIAL INSENSITIVITY.Copy !req
383. BUT NOW, THANKS
TO LING-LING'S HELP,Copy !req
384. I AM TAKING OFF
THOSE GLASSESCopy !req
385. AND PUTTING IN COLORED
CONTACTS OF TOLERANCE
AND UNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
386. I NOW SEE FOXXY
FOR WHO SHE TRULY IS—Copy !req
387. A STRONG WOMAN,
A HUMAN BEING,Copy !req
388. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
A FRIEND.
A BLACK FRIEND.Copy !req
389. AND I THINK
WE ALL BENEFIT
FROM KEEPING FOXXY.Copy !req
390. SO, WHO'S WITH ME?
DO I HEAR ONE VOTE?
ONE VOTE TO KEEP HER?Copy !req
391. COME ON, GUYS,
SHE'S A GOOD,
HARD WORKER.Copy !req
392. SHE'S HEALTHY, AND
SHE'S GOT A STRONG
LOAD-BEARING BACK.Copy !req
393. MMM?
I GOT ONE.
I GOT ONE VOTE.Copy !req
394. DO I HEAR 2?
DO I HEAR 2 VOTES?Copy !req
395. CHECK OUT THESE
STRONG PINK GUMS.Copy !req
396. SHE OBVIOUSLY COMES
FROM GOOD STOCK.
DO I HEAR 2?Copy !req
397. OH, I GOT 2.
DO I HEAR 3?
3 VOTES TO KEEP—Copy !req
398. WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE
CALL YOURSELVES,
AGAIN?Copy !req
399. OH, IT'S ON, BITCH.Copy !req
400. Foxxy, sweetly: OH,
WAIT A MINUTE, NOW.Copy !req
401. WHAT YOU GOT?
MMM...Copy !req
402. YEAH! MMM.Copy !req
403. MMM. MMM.Copy !req
404. GET A LITTLE
BOSSY, NOW.Copy !req
405. YEAH, THAT
FELT GOOD.Copy !req
406. JUST A APPETIZER,
GIRL.Copy !req
407. THIS YEAR
ON DRAWN TOGETHER...Copy !req
408. WE'RE
ALL GONNA DIE!Copy !req
409. AAH!Copy !req
410. GIVE ME YOUR HAND!Copy !req
411. GIVE ME THE RING!Copy !req
412. I AM GOD.Copy !req
413. I SAID
I'M ON THE PHONE!Copy !req
414. OHH!Copy !req
415. YOU GUYS
DISGUST ME.Copy !req
416. RRREOW!Copy !req
417. I'M SO FAT! AAH!Copy !req
418. BETTER GO PACK!
HEE HEE!Copy !req
419. THAT BIG-MOUTH TRANNYCopy !req
420. IS GONNA TELL
MY GIRLFRIEND I'M OUT!Copy !req
421. SHE ALREADY KNOWS.Copy !req
422. DID YOU SLEEP
WITH HER?Copy !req
423. IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK!Copy !req
424. ARE YOU AS TURNED ON
AS I AM?Copy !req
425. WHAT?
I AM SO
SORRY!Copy !req
426. THAT'S A GOOD ORIENTAL.Copy !req
427. NOW MAKE A HUNDRED MORE!Copy !req
428. HMM.Copy !req
429. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!Copy !req
430. THE HORROR!Copy !req
431. I'M WITH YOU, JESUS.Copy !req
432. OH!Copy !req
433. FOXXY! WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
434. I AM PREGNANT!Copy !req
435. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req