Drake & Josh 4x9

Directed by Virgil L. Fabian

Eddie Alfano as Cop #2 • Stephan Bender as Teen Guy #2 • Marta Cross as Girl • Chioke Dmachi as Teen Guy #3 • Curtiss Frisle as Teen Guy #1

The boys are tired of sharing a ride and get money to buy a car, but all goes bananas when Drake buys an orangutan named Bobo instead. Soon they think they can make some money off their new friend, but things get hairy when they find out the man who purchased him may be an evil Doctor with unique.

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1. OK. ONE OF THE THINGS THAT FREAKS ME OUT MOST ABOUT DRAKE IS THAT HE'S TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE.

2. I JUST BOUGHT SOMETHIN' SO COOL. JUST WHEN YA THINK DRAKE'S GONNA TURN RIGHT, BOOM! HE TURNS

3. LEFT! IT'S A SOUND EFFECTS BLASTER AND IT'S INSANELY LOUD. HERE. I'LL SET IT TO SIREN.

4. LIKE ONE TIME, DRAKE WAS SUPPOSED TO ORDER ME A CHICKEN BREAST, BUT INSTEAD, HE ORDERS ME—

5. WHAT THE! MAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW LOUD THIS THING CAN—

6. OH, HERE COMES JOSH. WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT? THAT SIREN!

7. I DIDN'T HEAR A SIREN. BUT... OK. ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE WHAT

8. OTHER SOUNDS THIS THING CAN MAKE. ALL RIGHT. WE'VE GOT... "BUILDING EXPLODING"... "CAR CRASHING"...

9. "FAT LADY SCREAMING"... ANYWAY... WHAT WAS I TALKIN' ABOUT? OOH, "RAPID FIRECRACKERS."

10. JUST WHEN YOU THINK DRAKE'S GONNA DO ONE THING— WHAT THE!

11. HOW GREAT IS THIS THING? OK, LET'S HEAR THAT FAT LADY SCREAM. OH, JOSH IS COMIN' BACK!

12. WHAT WAS THAT? DUDE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. OH, COME ON! YOU DIDN'T HEAR

13. THOSE FIRECRACKERS? IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE COMING FROM—

14. WE SHOULD GET THOSE STAIRS CARPETED.

15. YOU NEED A CAR, YOU NEED A TRUCK, YOU NEED A VAN, YOU NEED TO COME SEE STAN THE CAR MAN! WHO ALSO SELLS TRUCKS

16. AND VANS. HEY, DAD, CAN I USE YOUR CAR TONIGHT? SURE. WHERE YA GOIN'?

17. TO MEET BRIAN HOROWITZ AT THE MAGIC PALACE. THEY HAVE THIS NEW MAGICIAN WHO MAKES MILK SQUIRT OUT OF HIS BELLY BUTTON AND I'M

18. SITTIN' FRONT ROW, BABY! OOH, CAN I HAVE A BITE? WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE ANY LUNCH AND NOW I DON'T HAVE IT.

19. MMM, THAT'S A GOOD BURGER. I'M GONNA GET A BOTTLE OF WATER. 'SUP, WALTER?

20. HEY. YOU PLAYIN' TONIGHT? YEAH, MY BAND'S GOT A GIG AT THE SAN DIEGO WOMEN'S CORRECTIONAL FACILITY.

21. THAT'S A PRISON. A WOMEN'S PRISON. BESIDES, IT'S A GOOD GIG. THEY'RE GIVIN' US EACH

22. $34 AND A BUCKET OF CREAMED CORN. COULD I HAVE MY BURGER BACK?

23. HEY, WHERE ARE YOUR CAR KEYS? ON THE KEY TREE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET GO. SERIOUSLY.

24. I NEED THE CAR TONIGHT. I NEED THE CAR TONIGHT. WELL, TOUGH NOODLES. DAD SAID I COULD USE THE CAR.

25. DAD SAID I COULD USE THE CAR AND NO ONE SAYS "TOUGH NOODLES." DAD, DIDN'T YOU SAY I COULD USE THE CAR?

26. UH-HUH. BUT YOU SAID I COULD USE THE CAR TONIGHT. THAT IS ALSO TRUE.

27. WELL? WELL? I NEED THE CAR TONIGHT! NO WAY, DUDE. I NEED THE CAR.

28. I GOT A BUCKET OF CREAMED CORN WAITIN' FOR ME AT A WOMEN'S PRISON! I DON'T CARE!

29. OK! STOP! I KNOW HOW WE CAN SETTLE THIS. RIGHT! I'LL GET THE LIMBO STICK.

30. NO. LOOK, WE BOTH RUN AROUND THE BLOCK. FIRST ONE BACK GETS THE KEYS, GETS THE CAR. ALL RIGHT.

31. ALL RIGHT. NOW LOOK, YOU RUN CLOCKWISE, I'LL RUN COUNTER CLOCKWISE. CALL IT!

32. AND... GO!

33. DRAKE'S SO GONNA LOSE! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! FOUL! FOUL!

34. AW, MAN. THAT IS SO UNFAIR, DUDE! ♪ WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE, BUT

35. I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY, IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND (SEE WHAT'S INSIDE)

36. IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIGN, BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND,

37. OVER YOUR SHOULDER, YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU I'LL ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,

38. WHOA. THAT CAT IS FANCY. WALTER, WE GOTTA TALK. YEAH, WE DO. WAIT, WAIT. CHECK OUT THIS

39. CAT. WHAT ABOUT IT? THEY SHAVED HIM TO LOOK LIKE A LION.

40. WE HAVE CAR ISSUES. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! I'M THE ONE WITH THE ISSUE! OK, HE TRICKED ME AND TOOK YOUR CAR

41. LAST NIGHT. YEAH, I HAD TO GET A RIDE TO THE MAGIC PALACE WITH CRAIG AND ERIC AND THEY SANG SHOW TUNES THE WHOLE WAY!

42. YOU LOVE SHOW TUNES. WHEN I'M SINGIN'! LOOK, I'M SORRY I PROMISED THE CAR TO BOTH OF YOU

43. LAST NIGHT, I FORGOT THAT I— WE WANNA BUY OUR OWN CAR. YOU HAD YOUR OWN CAR.

44. WHICH I LOST. AND NOW WE WANNA BUY ANOTHER CAR TO SHARE. BUT WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH

45. MONEY. HOW MUCH HAVE YOU GOT? BETWEEN US, ABOUT 1,200. OK. TELL YA WHAT. I'LL

46. MATCH YOUR 1,200... YES! THAT'S 2,400! WAIT!

47. YOU GET THE MONEY IF YOU PROMISE TO HELP YOUR MOM AND ME DO THE GROCERY SHOPPING& EWWW.

48. AND DRIVE MEGAN TO AND FROM HER OBOE LESSONS. EWWW. YOU WANT MY 1,200,

49. THAT'S THE DEAL. I WANT HIS 1,200. DEAL. OK, MY CHECKBOOK IS—

50. YEAH, I KNOW WHERE IT IS.

51. ALL RIGHT! I'M GONNA LOOK FOR A SALESMAN AND THEN WE CAN— OH, MY GOD! I LOVE THIS CAR! LET'S BUY THIS ONE!

52. SHALL WE HARMONIZE? LET'S. ♪ NOOOOOO ♪ DAD SAID I COULD HELP PICK

53. OUT THE CAR. YES. AND THANK YOU FOR HELPING US DECIDE WE'RE NOT GETTING THIS ONE.

54. DON'T PUSH ME.

55. WELL, NOW, LEMME GUESS, YOU FOLKS ARE LOOKIN' FOR A CAR. HEY, YOU'RE STAN THE CAR MAN. THE VERY SAME.

56. I LOVE YOUR COMMERCIALS! YOU NEED A CAR, YOU NEED A TRUCK, YOU NEED A VAN... COME SEE STAN THE CAR MAN!

57. WHO ALSO SELLS TRUCKS AND VANS. YEAH... I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE

58. IMITATE ME. SORRY. I'M ALSO SORRY. HEY! BOBO! I LOVE THIS GUY!

59. WELL, HE SEEMS TO HAVE TAKIN' A LIKIN' TO YOU, TOO. AW, HE'S AWESOME. YEAH. MAYBE HE CAN TUTOR YOU

60. IN MATH. HOW MUCH WERE YOU BOYS HOPIN' TO SPEND ON THIS VEHICLE? 'BOUT 2,400.

61. 2,400. NOW, WHAT KINDA CAR DID YOU HAVE IN MIND? SOMETHING SAFE. SOMETHIN' FAST.

62. IT'S GOTTA GET GOOD MILEAGE. IT'S GOTTA HAVE SATELLITE RADIO. AND HEATED SEATS WOULD BE

63. NICE. HUH? I GET COLD DOWN THERE. LOOK, NO ONE'S INTERESTED IN

64. YOUR BUTT TEMPERATURE PROBLEMS. DR. FISHBAUM IS! LOOK, CAN YOU JUST SHOW US SOMETHING WE CAN AFFORD?

65. WELL, I SURELY CAN. RIGHT OVER THERE. COME ON. BUTT TEMPERATURE PROBLEMS?

66. HE'S A MESS.

67. HATS FOR CATS? OOH, A YARMULKE. HEY. YOU GUYS BUY A CAR? NO.

68. BUT I DID GET PEED UPON BY AN ORANGUTAN. MAN, THEY HAD A BLACK '67 MUSTANG FASTBACK. 4-SPEED WITH A

69. RED INTERIOR— YEAH, WITH OVER 200,000 MILES ON IT! I WANTED THE YELLOW BEETLE!

70. NO ONE CARES! WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT PUSHING? THEY HAD A PERFECTLY

71. NICE MERCURY SABLE WITH POWER WINDOWS AND A CLOCK FOR 1,900. BUT DRAKE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS COOL ENOUGH.

72. SOUNDS COOL TO ME. YOU SEE? YES, JOSH, THE MAN WHO SPENDS HIS ENTIRE DAY READING FANCY CAT

73. MAGAZINE THINKS THE MERCURY SABLE'S COOL. NOW LET'S GO GET THAT MUSTANG. NO! WE WILL BUY NO CAR UNTIL

74. WE CAN AGREE ON ONE THAT MAKES SENSE. NOW... I'M GONNA GO TAKE A HOT BATH. DAD, DID YOU GET ME MY

75. BATH SALTS? ON THE COUNTER. I GOT LAVENDER BREEZE AND COUNTRY DAISY.

76. AWESOME. HEY, HEY! LEAVE OUR 2,400 DOWN HERE. WHAT? I'M GONNA SPEND IT IN

77. THE BATHTUB? JUST LEAVE IT ON THE COUNTER. OH, FINE! LAVENDER BREEZE, TAKE ME

78. AWAY! I NEED A POT PIE.

79. MEOW, MATEY. ARRRRG.

80. HEY, MEGS. CAN'T TALK. PLAYIN' WHEEL-O.

81. MEGAN, HAVE YOU SEEN OUR ENVELOPE? NO. THEN WHERE COULD IT'VE...

82. DRAKE. DRAKE! DRAKE! THIS IS ADDICTING.

83. DRAKE! DRAKE! DRAKE! JOSH. DID YOU TAKE OUR MONEY?

84. YES. DON'T LIE TO ME! DID YOU TAKE IT? YES.

85. I KNOW YOU TOOK IT! ME, TOO. YOU TOOK OUR MONEY? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE ANY

86. CLEARER. YOU BOUGHT THAT MUSTANG, DIDN'T YOU? NO, I DID NOT BUY THAT

87. MUSTANG. I BOUGHT SOMETHING BETTER. DRAKE, I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU BOUGHT RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR—

88. BOBO? YEAH.

89. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOOK OUR $2,400 AND BLEW IT ON AN ORANGUTAN?

90. ACTUALLY, HE WAS 2,500. WHERE'D YOU GET THE EXTRA 100?

91. YOU OPENED MY SPECIAL BOX? NO ONE'S ALLOWED IN MY SPECIAL BOX! YOU'RE NOT SEEING THE BIG PICTURE HERE.

92. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. WAIT! I'M SO FED UP WITH THIS. LISTEN TO ME. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY PAY ORANGUTANS TO BE

93. IN TV COMMERCIALS? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PEOPLE WOULD PAY TO HAVE THIS ORANGUTAN AT THEIR KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?

94. SO? SOOOO... IN A FEW MONTHS WE'LL MAKE ENOUGH MONEY OFF OF BOBO TO BUY FIVE CARS.

95. MAYBE, YEAH, MAYBE BUT I DON'T WANNA— JOSH. PLEASE DON'T SEND ME HOME. I JUST

96. WANNA STAY HERE AND CUDDLE WITH YOUR SPECIAL PILLOW. PLEASE DON'T SEND ME HOME. OK. OK, BUT THIS BETTER WORK.

97. MAN, HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN? OH, LET'S SEE, UM— CONSISTENTLY!

98. THANK YOU, AND ENJOY YOUR PHOTO WITH BOBO. OHH, HOW MUCH? WELL, IT'S 5 BUCKS FOR A

99. KISS, 10 BUCKS FOR A COMMEMORATIVE PHOTO AND FOR 20, YOU CAN DANCE WITH HIM. I'LL TAKE A KISS.

100. OK, GO FOR IT. HI. MMM. AHH! EWWW! HE SPIT IN MY MOUTH! GOTTA READ THE SIGNS.

101. PARDON ME. YEAH, CAN I HELP YOU? I'D LIKE A DANCE, PLEASE. OK. YEAH. SURE. HERE YOU GO.

102. HEY! JOSH, JOSH, JOSH! HELEN! WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IT'S YOUR DAY OFF!

103. I'M HERE BECAUSE THEY'RE HAVIN' A SALE AT THE POTTERY BARREL. BUT THERE'S A MOTORCYCLE IN MY PARKING SPACE

104. AND—MONKEY? IS THAT A MAN DANCIN' WITH A MONKEY? YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY IT'S CALLED AN ORANGUTAN.

105. I DON'T NEED A BIOLOGICAL TUTORIAL! I NEED TO KNOW WHY THERE'S AN APE IN MY MOVIE THEATER!

106. WE WERE JUST TRYIN' TO MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY BY SELLING ORANGUTAN KISSES AND DANCES AND—

107. YOU SET UP AN ORANGUTAN BUSINESS HERE WITHOUT ASKING ME? ACTUALLY, IT WAS MY IDEA.

108. OH. WELL, THAT'S FINE THEN. CARRY ON WITH YOUR MONKEY FUN. OH, JUST ONE THING. SINCE I RUN THIS MOVIE THEATER,

109. I FEEL I SHOULD RECEIVE A PERCENTAGE OF THE PROFITS. BUT HELEN— GIVE ME HALF THE MONEY.

110. OK. THANK YOU. NOW I'M OFF TO THE POTTERY BARREL TO BUY MYSELF A TITANIUM SPATULA.

111. GREAT, GREAT, GREAT. THREE HOURS OF WORK AND WE'RE LEFT WITH 20 BUCKS. OK, YOU WERE RIGHT.

112. RIGHT ABOUT WHAT? YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT WE COULD MAKE SOME DECENT CASH WITH THAT ORANGUTAN. BUT I WAS WRONG AND

113. YOU WERE RIGHT. EXCUSE ME, BOYS... OH, YEAH. YOU CAN JUST SET HIM DOWN RIGHT THERE. IT'S OK.

114. BUT I DON'T WANT TO SET HIM DOWN. HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

115. I'D LIKE TO BUY THIS ANIMAL FROM YOU. HE'S NOT FOR SALE. I'LL GIVE YOU $5,000.

116. WHAT? WAIT, YOU'RE OFFERING US $5,000 FOR THAT ORANGUTAN? 10,000?

117. UH, WELL, SORRY. HE'S GOT THE SPASTIC KNEES. DO WE HAVE A DEAL? PLEASE.

118. YEAH! OF COURSE. TOTALLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH. THIS IS

119. TRULY EXCITING. $10,000. ADRIAN FAVERSHIM. HERE YOU ARE. COME, BOBO. WE'VE MUCH, MUCH TO

120. DO. GENTLEMEN. BYE, BOBO. SEE YA, LITTLE BUDDY.

121. WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT! 10,000 BUCKS. SHALL WE? START THE MUSIC.

122. 10,000. 10,000, 10,000. YES, YES! YES! SO MUCH MONEY, SO MUCH MONEY, WE HAVE IT, WE HAVE IT,

123. WE HAVE IT!

124. HEY, COULD YOU TWO BOOB IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT? I'M TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK. UH, YOU MIGHT WANNA CHANGE

125. YOUR ATTITUDE AND START ACTING A LITTLE NICER TO US. THAT'S RIGHT, LITTLE GIRL. WHY WOULD I WANNA BE NICE TO

126. YOU? BECAUSE WE HAPPEN TO BE... THOUSANDAIRES! $10,000. WHO'S

127. DR. ADRIAN FAVERSHIM AND WHY'D HE GIVE YOU GUYS A CHECK FOR 10 GRAND? WE SOLD HIM BOBO.

128. YEP. YOU SOLD BOBO? TO SOME STRANGER? EASY, DON'T WORRY.

129. ANYBODY WHO'D PAY 10 GRAND FOR AN ORANGUTAN IS GONNA TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

130. DOING A SEARCH ON THE GUY WHO GAVE YOU THIS CHECK. WILL YOU JUST RELAX? YEAH, THE GUY'S A DOCTOR.

131. "DR. ADRIAN G. FAVERSHIM, FORMER HEAD OF CARDIOLOGY AT THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF MEDICINE IN CAMBODIA..."

132. YEAH, THAT'S THE GUY. SEE? "... FLED THE COUNTRY AFTER LOCAL AUTHORITIES CHARGED HIM

133. WITH CONSPIRACY TO PURCHASE AND CONSUME RARE PRIMATES." "CONSUME RARE PRIMATES"? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

134. WELL, "CONSUME" MEANS "TO EAT." AND "PRIMATES" ARE MAMMALS... LIKE MONKEYS, CHIMPS,

135. AND ORANGUTANS. YOU SOLD BOBO TO AN ORANGUTAN EATER? YOU SOLD BOBO TO AN ORANGUTAN

136. EATER! HEY, HEY, HEY! INSTEAD OF ARGUING ABOUT BOBO, WHY DON'T YOU GO SAVE HIM?

137. RIGHT! LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO! WHAT'S THE ADDRESS ON THE

138. CHECK? 4286 LONGLEAF DRIVE! OK, COME ON! LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

139. MEGAN, IF WE'RE NOT BACK IN AN HOUR, CALL THE COPS! COME ON! REMEMBER, ONE HOUR!

140. HURRY! DUDE! ONE HOUR!

141. I'VE MISSED YOU, BIG LOVELY POT. IT'S BEEN FAR TOO LONG. HA! AHA!

142. COME IN. WE ARE IN! AND WE WANT BOBO BACK! I'M SORRY, WE HAD A DEAL.

143. $10,000 FOR YOUR DELICIOUS FRIEND. YEAH, WELL, DEAL'S OFF! YEAH, SO JUST TAKE YOUR

144. CHECK BACK AND GIVE US BOBO! ARE YOU SURE? YES! ABSOLUTELY!

145. VERY WELL. BOBO'S IN THE BACK OF THAT CLOSET, RIGHT OVER THERE. YOU MAY FETCH HIM. GOOD.

146. COME ON, DUDE. LET'S GO GET HIM. HE'S IN HERE? IN THE CLOSET? WHERE IS HE?

147. THE DOOR— HEY, COME ON. LET US OUT! I'M SORRY, BOYS, BUT I CAN'T LET YOU INTERFERE WITH MY DINNER

148. PLANS. HELLO, LITTLE FRIEND. I HOPE YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE. YOU OPEN THIS DOOR OR WE'RE

149. GONNA CALL THE COPS! YEAH, WE HAVE A CELL PHONE IN HERE! YOU HAVE NO CELL PHONE.

150. DO, TOO! PROVE IT. HOW? PLAY ME A RING TONE.

151. SEE? TOLD YA WE GOT A CELL PHONE! DOES IT HAVE BLUETOOTH?

152. WHAT? YOUR CELL PHONE. DOES IT HAVE BLUETOOTH? YEAH. DUDE, IT HAS

153. BLUETOOTH. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SHOW ME. FINE! THEN, OPEN THE DOOR.

154. SEE? BLUETOOTH! HA HA! HEY! WHAT? OH, MAN! NICE GOIN', BLUETOOTH.

155. DON'T START WITH ME. OW!

156. YOU LET US OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU! LET US OUT!

157. I'LL BE HAPPY TO LET YOU OUT, GENTLEMEN, AFTER MY DINNER. ALL RIGHT, PUT THE ORANGUTAN DOWN!

158. ADRIAN FAVERSHIM, WE HAVE A WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST. OH, CRUD. MA'AM?

159. IS THAT YOUR BROTHERS' ORANGUTAN? THAT'S HIM. HI, BOBO. WHO'S A PRETTY BOY?

160. YOU'RE IN A LOTTA TROUBLE, DOCTOR. WHAT KINDA SICK, TWISTED MAN EATS MONKEYS?

161. YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M NOT A WELL MAN. PERHAPS PRISON WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE FOR ME TO— DIVERSION!

162. HE'S RUNNIN'! LET'S GET HIM! STAY HERE, BOBO. BOOBS? YOU HERE?

163. YEAH! WE'RE IN THE CLOSET! WHY ARE YOU GUYS IN THE CLOSET?

164. BECAUSE WE LOVE COAT HANGERS. JUST UNLOCK THE DOOR. I'LL UNLOCK THE DOOR — ON

165. ONE CONDITION. NO. NO CONDITIONS. OK. SEE YA.

166. WAIT! YES? WHAT'S YOUR CONDITION? FIRST, WE SELL BOBO BACK TO

167. STAN THE CAR MAN SO HE'LL HAVE A GOOD HOME. OK. AND...

168. WE BUY THE CAR I WANT. NO WAY. NOT HAP'NIN', LITTLE GIRL.

169. HEY, IS THAT DRAKE AND JOSH? HEY, DRAKE AND JOSH! NICE CAR! YOU GUYS GOIN' SKIRT SHOPPIN'?

170. GET OUT OF THE WAY NOW! WOULD YOU JUST GO, PLEASE! GO, GO!

171. LEARN HOW TO DRIVE! OOH, IT'S YELLOW!

172. NO, NO! IT'S NOT JUST A SPATULA. IT'S A TITANIUM SPATULA. YEAH! TITANIUM. OH, YEAH, THIS THING'S GONNA FLIP AN

173. OMELET AND STOP A HOCKEY PUCK. I'M SERIOUS! NO, BABY. I'VE SEEN YOUR SPATULA AND YOURS IS NOT MADE OF TITANIUM. YEAH, THEY

174. ONLY SELL 'EM AT THE POTTERY BARREL. UH-HUH. I'M TELLIN' YOU. I'VE HAD SOME GOOD SPATULAS IN MY DAY, BUT THIS TITANIUM IS

175. UNSURPASSED. UH-HUH. TITANIUM! ALL RIGHT. BYE, GAVIN! [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

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