1. ISN'T IT GREAT
WHEN THINGS TURN OUT DIFFERENT
THAN YOU PLAN?
DON'T YOU HATE IT
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2. WHEN THINGS DON'T GO THE WAY
YOU PLAN?
LIKE LAST TUESDAY.
ME AND JOSH REALLY WANTED
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3. TO SEE THIS MOVIE,
BUT FIRST WE HAD TO GO
TO THE DENTIST.
DRAKE AND I WERE GOING
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4. TO CATCH A MOVIE
AFTER WE GOT OUR TEETH CLEANED.
BUT THE DENTIST TELLS ME
HIS 17-YEAR-OLD NIECE
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5. IS IN TOWN.
BUT THE DENTIST TOLD ME
MY GUMS WERE INFLAMED.
AND HIS NIECE
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6. IS LIKE CRAZY HOT.
INFLAMED AND PUSSY.
SO THE DENTIST SAYS TO ME,
"WE'LL CLEAN YOUR TEETH
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7. "ANOTHER DAY.
"HERE'S 200 BUCKS,
GO SHOW MY NIECE A GOOD TIME."
SO THE DENTIST TAKES
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8. A SHARP METAL THING WITH A HOOK
AND JUST STARTS DIGGING
INTO MY GUMS.
SO I TAKE HER
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9. TO THIS MEXICAN PLACE.
AND THEN HE SNEEZES
AND ACCIDENTALLY POKES A HOLE
RIGHT THROUGH MY TONGUE.
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10. LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT IT.
AND THE WAITER MESSED UP
MY LUNCH ORDER,
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11. SO HE GAVE ME SIX BURRITOS—
NO CHARGE.
ALL I WANTED WAS TO SEE
A NICE MOVIE.
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12. I JUST THOUGHT I WAS GOING
TO CATCH A MOVIE,
BUT INSTEAD—
BUT INSTEAD—
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13. I END UP WITH A HOT GIRL,
200 BUCKS,
AND HALF A DOZEN FREE BURRITOS.
I SPENT THREE HOURS HAVING
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14. A SNEEZY DENTIST SEW UP
MY TONGUE HOLE.
YEAH, THINGS DON'T ALWAYS
TURN OUT HOW YOU PLAN.
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15. THINGS DON'T ALWAYS TURN OUT
HOW YOU PLAN.
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16. PRETTY TIGHT.
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17. YEP.
NO, WE WERE NOT TIGHT,
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18. ALL RIGHT?
THAT WAS LOOSE,
A LITTLE WEAK.
OH, COME ON, MAN.
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19. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
THE PROBLEM?
MAN, YOU WERE TWO BEATS BEHIND
THE WHOLE SONG.
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20. YOU WERE PLAYING IN A MINOR,
NOT IN A SEVEN,
AND YOU, DUDE,
YOU'RE WEARING A WOMAN'S SHIRT.
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21. IT'S CALLED A BLOUSE.
IT'S MY SISTER'S, OKAY?
ALL MY CLOTHES WERE DIRTY.
WELL, WHY WOULD YOU WEAR
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22. YOUR SISTER'S CLOTHES?
DUDE, WILL YOU RELAX?
WHAT ARE YOU SO NERVOUS ABOUT?
IT'S NOT LIKE THIS
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23. IS OUR FIRST CONCERT.
BUT IT'S OUR FIRST TIME
OPENING UP FOR A BAND
LIKE THE SPARKS, OKAY?
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24. AND THE PRESIDENT
OF SPIN CITY RECORDS
IS GOING TO BE THERE,
SO CAN WE PLEASE GET THIS RIGHT?
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25. HEY, YOU GOT ANY SUNBLOCK?
WHAT?
WE'RE PLAYING OUTSIDE.
AT NIGHT.
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26. YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO SHARE
YOUR SUNBLOCK.
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27. DRAKE.
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28. DRAKE, GUESS WHAT?
DAD'S ON—
OKAY, WHAT IS ALL OVER HIS FACE?
FORGET ABOUT IT—
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29. WHAT'S UP?
OH, YOU GOT TO SEE DAD ON TV.
WHY?
WALTER'S ON TV EVERY DAY.
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30. HE GOT A NEW HAIRSTYLE.
TO COMPETE WITH BRUCE WINCHELL.
—AND NOW MOVING ON
TO OUR FIVE-DAY FORECAST,
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31. YOU CAN COUNT ON NOTHING
BUT SUNNY DAYS AND CLEAR NIGHTS
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32. FOR TODAY, TOMORROW,
AND MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY.
HEY, IF IT'S
A FIVE-DAY FORECAST,
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33. SHOULDN'T IT REALLY BE CALLED
A FIVE-CAST?
GET IT?
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34. OH, DAD.
HEY DRAKE,
WHY IS THERE A BUS
IN YOUR DRIVEWAY?
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35. UH, THAT'S NOT A BUS.
COME ON.
STEP AWAY FROM THE WINDOW.
YEAH, THERE IS A BUS
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36. IN THE DRIVEWAY.
OH, I WANTED IT
TO BE A SURPRISE.
WHAT?
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37. I RENTED A BUS
AND INVITED A BUNCH
OF OUR FRIENDS OVER HERE
SO YOU CAN ALL RIDE
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38. TO THE CONCERT TOGETHER.
YOU DID?
SERIOUSLY?
YEAH.
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39. HOW'D YOU GET A BUS?
GETABUS.ORG.
OH.
RIGHT.
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40. OF COURSE.
LOOK GUYS,
WE GOT TWO HOURS
TILL THE CONCERT,
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41. CAN WE PLEASE REHEARSE OUR SONG?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
I'M GOING TO HEAD OVER
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42. TO THE PARK
AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S
SET UP RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS THERE,
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43. AND DON'T BE LATE, OKAY?
YEAH, YEAH.
GO, DUDE, ALL RIGHT.
GARY!
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44. ELAINE?
WHO'S SHE?
HIS SISTER.
HOW'D YOU FIND ME HERE?
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45. JUST GIVE ME MY SHIRT.
OH, COME ON, CAN'T I JUST—
NOW.
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46. DUDE, WHY DO YOU HAVE
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47. HEY, HEY,
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48. THERE HE IS.
ROCK STAR DRAKE PARKER
AND HIS BAND
WHOSE NAMES I DO NOT KNOW.
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49. THANKS, THANKS,
APPRECIATE IT.
IS THAT MY SHIRT?
THAT'S MY SHIRT.
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50. HEY, COME ON,
HE NEEDED A SHIRT.
ACTUALLY, IT FITS ME
PRETTY GOOD.
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51. SO WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE HIM
ONE OF YOURS?
HE WANTED ONE WITH A PANDA
ON IT.
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52. JUST BURN IT
WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
WE'LL START LOADING THE STUFF
ON THE BUS.
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53. OKAY, PEOPLE,
THE BUS LEAVES IN FORTY MINUTES,
SO YOU HAVE THAT LONG TO CONSUME
YOUR SNACKS AND DRINK
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54. SOME OF JOSH'S
WORLD FAMOUS LIME-ADE.
HIS LIME-ADE TASTES
LIKE MUCOUS.
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55. YOU WATCH—
THIS FERN'S GOING TO BE DEAD
BY NIGHTFALL.
HEY, DRAKE.
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56. WHAT'S UP, GAVIN?
YOUR MOM'S HOT.
DUDE.
HOW TALL IS SHE?
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57. LIKE FIVE-TWO?
FIVE-TEN?
I'LL MEASURE HER LATER
AND LET YOU KNOW.
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58. DON'T FORGET.
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59. HEY, HELEN.
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60. GAVIN.
DID YOU INVITE CRAZY STEVE?
I HAD TO.
SEE, A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK,
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61. CRAZY STEVE FOUND OUT
THAT MY NIECE WAS HAVING
HER BAT MITZVAH.
AND THEN HE GOT UPSET
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62. 'CAUSE HE WASN'T INVITED.
SO WHILE WE WERE ALL
IN THE TEMPLE,
CRAZY STEVE SHOWED UP
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63. AND SLASHED EVERYBODY'S TIRES.
THE WHOLE THING
WAS A BIG BAT MESS.
THAT TEMPLE NEEDS
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64. BETTER SECURITY.
OH, IT'S CLOSED NOW.
NOW IT'S A B.F. WANGS.
I LOVE THEIR MOO SHOO.
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65. WELL, WHO DOESN'T?
HEY, CRAIG.
ERIC.
DO ME A FAVOR.
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66. MAKE SURE
THAT THIS GUITAR
GETS INTO THE—
OW.
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67. THAT'S LUCY,
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND.
JOSH INVITED MY EX-GIRLFRIEND?
WELL, YEAH,
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68. WHEN WE WERE
GOING OVER THE GUEST LIST,
JOSH SAID YOU AND LUCY
WERE STILL FRIENDS.
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69. WELL, WE ARE,
BUT I INVITED CARLY.
I CAN'T HAVE
MY CURRENT GIRLFRIEND
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70. AND MY EX-GIRLFRIEND
AT THE SAME PARTY.
DO YOU WANT THE UNIVERSE
TO EXPLODE?
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71. I MEAN, WHAT AM I GOING TO—
OW.
CHRISTINE?
OW.
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72. HOW MANY OF MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS
ARE HERE?
JUST THOSE TWO—
I HOPE.
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73. OR ELSE I'M GOING TO NEED
CHEST REPLACEMENT SURGERY.
MEGAN.
WHAT?
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74. OKAY, LISTEN TO ME.
MY GIRLFRIEND CARLY IS GOING
TO BE HERE ANY SECOND.
SO?
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75. SO MY EX-GIRLFRIEND LUCY'S
RIGHT OVER THERE,
AND MY OTHER EX-GIRLFRIEND
CHRISTINE JUST WENT
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76. IN THE KITCHEN.
WOW, THREE STUPID GIRLS
IN ONE HOUSE.
LISTEN, PLEASE JUST
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77. DO ME A FAVOR
AND KEEP THEM APART, OKAY?
MAKE SURE THEY DON'T TALK
TO EACH OTHER, ALL RIGHT,
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78. 'CAUSE I'VE GOT TO CONCENTRATE
ON THIS CONCERT—
HEY, DRAKE.
IT'S DRIZZLING OUT.
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79. DRIZZLING?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DRIZZLING?
IT MEANS A LIGHT RAIN.
I KNOW WHAT DRIZZLE MEANS.
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80. BUT THE CONCERT'S OUTDOORS,
IT CAN'T BE DRIZZLING.
I THOUGHT
THAT DOOF WEATHERMAN
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81. WITH THE STUPID HAIR
SAID NO RAIN.
HEY, THAT "DOOF"
WITH THE STUPID HAIR HAPPENS
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82. TO BE MY HUSBAND.
OH, AND THAT'S MY FAULT?
DUDE, WHAT IF THE CONCERT
GETS RAINED OUT?
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83. OH, MAN.
OKAY, LISTEN.
DO NOT SAY THAT, ALL RIGHT,
'CAUSE THIS CONCERT
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84. CANNOT GET RAINED—
YOU'RE A NERD.
HOW DO YOU STOP THE RAIN?
YOU CAN'T.
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85. DON'T SAY CAN'T.
THE RAIN'S GOT TO STOP.
WELL, HANG ON,
LET ME GET THE RAIN FAIRY
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86. ON THE PHONE.
HEY, WHAT UP, PEOPLE?
IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE.
THERE IS WATER FALLING
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87. FROM THE SKY.
I KNOW.
BUT YOU SAID CLEAR SKIES.
I PROMISE,
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88. THIS RAIN'S GOING
TO BLOW OVER QUICK.
ARE YOU SURE?
HEY, I'M A PROFESSIONAL
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89. WEATHERMAN.
OH.
WHAT UP WITH YOUR HAIR?
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90. WHAT UP WITH YOURS?
TOUCHÉ.
IT'S TOUCHH.
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91. HEY, CARLY.
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92. OH, HEY YOU.
UH—
YEAH. LUCY,
CHRISTINE.
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93. HOW GOES IT, DRAKE?
IT'S BEEN, YOU KNOW—
DID YOU CUT
YOUR HAIR DIFFERENT?
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94. UH, NO.
HEY, YOU KNOW, HE DID,
DIDN'T HE?
YEAH, HE DID.
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95. NO, I GOT TO TALK TO MEGAN
ABOUT THE ONION DIP.
PROBLEM?
I TOLD YOU
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96. TO KEEP THEM APART.
I KNOW.
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
I GOT THEM ALL TOGETHER.
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97. YOU ARE AN EVIL,
EVIL LITTLE GIRL.
HEY, LOOK WHO'S CATCHING ON.
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98. OH.
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99. CRAIG, ERIC?
WOULD EITHER OF YOU GUYS
LIKE THE LAST STUFFED MUSHROOM?
SURE, I LOVE STUFFED MUSH—
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100. BACK OFF!
I'LL HAVE THAT MUSHROOM,
MRS. PARKER.
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101. DO YOU SEE
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102. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
NO.
MY GIRLFRIEND IS OVER THERE
TALKING TO TWO
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103. OF MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS
AND THEY'RE GIGGLING.
I MEAN, WHY ARE THEY GIGGLING?
DID YOU MEASURE YOUR MOM YET?
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104. OKAY, YOU CAN'T DATE MY MOM.
I THINK THAT'S UP TO HER.
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105. HELLO?
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106. UH, YES, HE IS.
WALTER, IT'S YOUR BOSS.
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107. HELLO, MR. GALLOWAY.
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108. UH, YES, SIR.
UH, NO, I DID NOT PREDICT RAIN.
WELL, I—BUT—ALL RIGHT.
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109. HE WANTS ME TO GO DOWNTOWN
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110. AND DO A LIVE WEATHER BROADCAST.
OUTDOORS?
UH-HUH.
BUT IT'S POURING OUT.
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111. OH, HE CAN'T MAKE YOU—
HE'S MY BOSS.
I GOT TO GO.
OH, DUDE, LOOK AT THE RAIN.
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112. THIS CONCERT'S
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
HEY, COME ON, MAN,
DON'T SAY THAT, ALL RIGHT?
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113. DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT
THIS CONCERT IS TO US?
BESIDES IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING
THAT HARD OUT.
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114. LOOK, LOOK,
I THINK IT'S LETTING UP.
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115. I KIND OF GOT WET.
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116. I'LL GET A TOWEL.
I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS CONCERT'S NOT GOING
TO HAPPEN.
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117. OH.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING—
HEY, HEY, HEY.
HEY, HEY.
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118. COME ON.
COME ON.
WE STILL HAVE A LOT OF TIME
BEFORE THE CONCERT STARTS
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119. AND WALTER PROMISED
THAT THIS STORM WILL BLOW OVER,
ALL RIGHT.
SO LET'S JUST ALL CALM DOWN
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120. BECAUSE I—
OH, WALTER.
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121. OKAY, EVERYBODY.
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122. THE DWP SAID
THAT THE ELECTRICITY
COULD BE OUT TILL TOMORROW.
OH.
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123. I'VE NEVER SEEN
A TELEVISION SET
YOU CAN POWER UP BY TURNING
A CRANK.
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124. IT'S LIKE VOODOO.
HEY, I'LL JUST ADJUST
THE ANTENNA AND SEE IF I CAN GET
A SIGNAL.
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125. EVERYBODY, SHH, SHH.
LET'S LISTEN.
LET'S NOW GO
TO WALTER NICHOLS
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126. IN DOWNTOWN SAN DIEGO
ON STORM WATCH.
MIND IF I STAND HERE
NEXT TO YOU?
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127. I GUESS NOT.
SWEET.
THERE'VE BEEN WINDS REPORTED
AT OVER 65 MILES AN HOUR,
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128. AND AS YOU CAN SEE, THE RAIN
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129. IS REALLY COMING DOWN HARD NOW.
IT'S ACTUALLY HURTING MY FACE.
HEY, JOSH.
JOSH, TELL ME
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130. WHAT'S GOING ON.
I'M BEING TOLD
THERE'S MAJOR FLOODING
ALL THROUGHOUT SAN DIEGO,
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131. SO EVERYONE'S BEING ADVISED
TO STAY INDOORS
AND OFF THE STREET.
WHAT ELSE?
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132. UM, UH.
I'M VERY WET,
AND EVEN MY UNDERWEAR
IS SOAKED THROUGH.
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133. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PICTURE?
YOU HAVE TO KEEP CRANKING IT
AND MY ARM'S GETTING TIRED.
I'LL CRANK IT.
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134. HURRY.
ALL RIGHT.
YELLS AT ME—
EATS MY MUSHROOM—
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135. WELL, I GUESS
WE'RE ALL STUCK HERE
TILL THE STREETS UNFLOOD.
DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE.
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136. THAT WAS JOSH.
THEY CANCELED THE CONCERT?
THE WHOLE STAGE
IS UNDER WATER.
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137. MY UNCLE'S GOT A BOAT.
YEAH, WELL,
THAT'S GREAT, GARY.
WHY DON'T YOU CLIMB
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138. INTO YOUR UNCLE'S BOAT
AND SAIL OFF TO MORON ISLAND?
HEY.
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139. SO, DRAKE?
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140. COMPLETELY.
NO QUESTION.
SO WHAT WERE WE TALKING
ABOUT HERE?
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141. OH, NOTHING.
YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
YEAH, JUST GIRL STUFF.
OH, 'CAUSE, SEE,
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142. I HEARD MY NAME,
AND THEN SOME GIGGLING.
SO WHAT WERE WE TALKING
ABOUT HERE?
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143. OH, DRAKE,
DON'T BE INSECURE.
YEAH, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED
A BIT, HAVE YOU?
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144. SAME OLD DRAKE.
YEAH, SAME OLD ME.
YOU KNOW,
SO WHAT WERE WE TALKING
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145. ABOUT HERE?
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146. CAN I PLEASE TAKE A BREAK?
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147. YOU'LL TAKE A BREAK
WHEN DORA FINDS HER WAY
TO THE BANANA TREE.
COME ON, DORA.
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148. IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
COME ON.
UM, DO YOU MIND IF WE CHANGE
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149. THE CHANNEL FOR JUST A SECOND?
I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH MY HUSBAND AND THE STORM.
OF COURSE, MRS. PARKER.
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150. CHANNEL SEVEN?
YES, MA'AM.
AND I'VE BEEN ASKED TO REPORT
THAT FLASH FLOOD WARNINGS
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151. HAVE BEEN ISSUED
ALL THROUGHOUT SAN DIEGO
AND SURROUNDING AREAS,
WHICH INCLUDE—
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152. AH, PARDON ME FELLOWS.
I'M DOING A LIVE REPORT HERE.
SERIOUSLY, WOULD YOU MIND
STEPPING OUT OF THE SHOT?
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153. GIVE US YOUR SHIRT.
WHAT?
WE WANT YOUR SHIRT.
AND YOUR COAT.
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154. GIVE US YOUR SHIRT AND COAT.
NO.
WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE HELP HIM?
YES, WHAT'S WRONG
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155. WITH PEOPLE?
HERE'S LISA LILLIAN
WITH PART THREE OF HER EXPOSE
ON ARTICHOKES.
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156. LISA?
EXCUSE ME.
DO YOU MIND IF I GO BACK
TO MY PROGRAM?
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157. UH, SURE, SURE.
CAN I REST FOR TEN SECONDS?
DORA!
WELL, WHATEVER.
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158. HOW ARE WE GOING TO—
DID YOU EVER TELL HIM?
NO, YOU CAN'T TELL
A GUY THAT.
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159. YEAH, THEY FREAK OUT.
I KNOW, YOU JUST GOT
TO LET THEM THINK THEY ARE,
YOU KNOW,
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160. JUST KEEP THEM SMILING.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE.
I'VE BEEN WAY THERE.
WHY ARE WE SQUATTING?
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161. SHH, I'M TRYING TO HEAR
WHAT MY GIRLFRIEND'S TALKING
ABOUT WITH MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS.
I CALLED MY UNCLE.
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162. HE SOLD THE BOAT.
HI, I'M GARY.
GAVIN.
OKAY.
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163. OH, WOULD YOU GUYS
GET OUT OF HERE?
HEY.
SO GARY'S UNCLE SOLD THE BOAT.
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164. REALLY?
YEAH, SO—
JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU WERE GIGGLING ABOUT.
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165. MOM, THE ROOF'S LEAKING.
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166. OH, FANTASTIC.
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167. IT'S GOING TO RUIN THE CEILING.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE DRAKE
GO UP ON THE ROOF
AND FIX THE LEAK?
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168. GOOD CALL.
DRAKE.
COME ON, DORA.
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169. YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORA?
HEY, THERE'S A LEAK
IN THE ROOF
AND IT'S GOING TO RUIN
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170. THE CEILING IF WE DON'T STOP IT.
YEAH, I DON'T DO THINGS
LIKE THAT.
COME ON, LOOK,
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171. THERE'S A TARP IN THE GARAGE,
JUST GO TAKE IT UP ON THE ROOF,
PUT IT OVER THE HOLE,
THEN WEIGH IT DOWN.
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172. ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, AND BE CAREFUL.
OKAY.
THANKS.
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173. HEY, CRAIG.
ERIC.
WE GOT A SERIOUS LEAK
IN THE CEILING OVER THERE.
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174. OH, MY.
YEAH, SO MY MOM WANTS YOU
TO GO TO THE GARAGE,
GRAB THE TARP,
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175. TAKE IT TO THE ROOF,
PUT IT OVER THE HOLE,
AND WEIGH IT DOWN.
BUT IT'S POURING RAIN.
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176. WHAT IF I SLIP
AND FALL OFF THE ROOF?
AH, ALL RIGHT.
THERE'S ROPE IN THE GARAGE,
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177. TIE YOURSELF TO THE CHIMNEY.
YOU'LL BE FINE.
BUT I—
HURRY.
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178. OKAY.
COME ON, DORA.
YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE MAP.
DON'T ASK ME.
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179. MAY I?
OF COURSE.
CHANNEL SEVEN.
I KNOW THE DRILL.
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180. IT'S STILL RAINING.
THEY TOOK MY SHIRT.
MY CAMERAMAN HAS GONE HOME.
THE CAMERA IS ON THE TRIPOD,
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181. AND I'M ALONE.
I'M COLD.
THERE IS NO RESTROOM NEARBY,
AND IT'S JUST AWFUL OUT HERE.
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182. ABSOLUTELY AWFUL.
WALTER NICHOLS.
CHANNEL SEVEN NEWS.
JUST AWFUL.
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183. OH, MY POOR BABY.
HEY.
HI, GAVIN.
CANDLELIGHT.
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184. KIND OF ROMANTIC.
I WAS THINKING
WHEN THIS STORM'S OVER—
MAYBE WE GO TO B.F. WANGS,
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185. SPLIT SOME MOO SHOO?
AAH!
WHAT WAS THAT?
HELP ME!
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186. HELP ME! HELP ME!
I'M IN A PREDICAMENT.
DRAKE TOLD ME TO TIE MYSELF
TO THE CHIMNEY,
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187. BUT IT DIDN'T WORK.
HEY, CRAIG FELL OFF THE ROOF.
I'M ERIC.
I GOT TO GO HELP HIM.
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188. DON'T MOVE.
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189. ALL RIGHT,
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190. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT
AND WHY IT MADE YOU GIGGLE.
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191. DRAKE, CALM DOWN—
THEN TOLD ME WHAT YOU GUYS
ARE GIGGLING ABOUT.
WELL, YOU'RE
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192. THE CURRENT GIRLFRIEND.
TELL HIM.
OKAY, WE WERE GIGGLING
BECAUSE WE WERE TALKING
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193. ABOUT GUYS WHO WERE GOOD KISSERS
AND WE ALL AGREED
THAT YOU'RE THE BEST.
YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT,
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194. I DON'T THINK THAT
THAT'S—REALLY?
UH-HUH.
YOU GOT SERIOUS LIP TALENT.
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195. IT'S TRUE.
SO I'M, LIKE,
A REALLY AWESOME KISSER?
OH, YEAH.
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196. PRETTY MUCH.
YEAH.
WOW.
SO NOW THAT WE TOLD YOU—
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197. YEAH?
WHICH ONE OF US
IS THE BEST KISSER?
HUH?
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198. COME ON.
IT'S ONLY FAIR.
YEAH, TELL US.
WELL, COME ON, WOULD YOU—
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199. WOULD YOU REALLY WANT TO ASK ME
WHEN YOU COULD ASK SOMEONE
SO MUCH MORE LIKE RYAN SEACREST?
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200. COME ON, DORA,
IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
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201. IT BROKE.
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202. THE CRANK BROKE.
GREAT, NOW WE DON'T EVEN HAVE
A LITTLE TV,
AND WE'RE ALL STRANDED HERE
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203. WITH NOTHING TO DO.
NOTHING TO DO?
WHAT DO YOU THINK PEOPLE DID
BEFORE THEY HAD ELECTRICITY
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204. AND CRANKABLE TELEVISIONS?
COME ON.
NOW, I WANT ALL THE FEMALES
IN THIS ROOM TO DO THIS.
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205. YEAH, KEEP DOING THAT.
NOW BOYS, WHEN THEY PAUSE,
I WANT YOU TO CLAP LIKE THIS.
YEAH, THAT'S NICE.
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206. YEAH, THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S REALLY NICE.
NOW, KEEP IT DOING THAT
AND LISTEN TO THIS.
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207. SING IT.
♪ WE WILL ♪
♪ WE WILL ROCK YOU ♪
HEY, SING IT!
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208. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
FOR A GUY
TO HAVE HIS GIRLFRIEND,
TALKING TO HIS TWO
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209. OF HIS EX-GIRLFRIENDS
AND SHARING FRUIT,
AND GIGGLING ABOUT A GUY—
WELL, IT WAS ME.
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210. WHOO!
IF THIS RAIN KEEPS UP,
WE'LL HAVE TO BUILD OURSELVES
AN ARK.
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211. ARK?
I REALIZE THE REFERENCE
IS BIBLICAL.
HOLY CHEESE.
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212. I'VE NEVER SEEN A RAIN THIS HARD
IN SAN DIEGO.
WORD.
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213. MCAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
PEOPLESUPPORT/TTC
BURBANK, CA
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