1. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE BEEN NOTICING—
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2. —THERE'S A PATTERN
IN MY LIFE—
—WHENEVER JOSH GETS ME
INVOLVED IN SOMETHING—
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3. —EVERY TIME DRAKE DRAGS ME
INTO ONE
OF HIS LITTLE ADVENTURES—
—THINGS GO BAD.
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4. BAD.
OW.
BAD.
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5. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
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6. YOU DO?
OH, YOU DO.
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7. WELL, OKAY.
THEN I GUESS I'VE MADE
MY POINT.
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8. I MEAN—
YOU KNOW IT'S—
IT'S JUST THAT UH—
I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU
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9. A LITTLE STORY.
WELL, I HAD SOME EXAMPLES—
—ABOUT JOSH,
YOU KNOW BEING ANNOYING—
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10. —AND DRAKE
IN HIS IRRITATING WAYS—
—BUT IF YOU ALREADY GET IT—
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11. —BUT SINCE YOU ALREADY KNOW
WHAT I MEAN—
I GUESS I'M DONE.
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12. ENJOY THE PROGRAM.
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13. ENJOY YOUR MOVIE.
THANKS.
HEY, MAN.
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14. HEY, HEY, WHAT'S UP?
WE'RE GOING TO SEE A MOVIE.
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15. OH, COOL.
DO YOU GUYS WANT SOME SNACKS?
I LIKE PANCAKES.
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16. OKAY.
BUT THIS IS A MOVIE THEATER,
SO HOW ABOUT SOME POPCORN?
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17. OKAY.
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18. YOU CARRY AROUND A BOTTLE
OF SYRUP WITH YOU?
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19. YEAH.
DON'T YOUR HANDS GET
ALL STICKY?
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20. UH-HUH.
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21. WHY DON'T YOU GO SAVE US
TWO SEATS?
OKAY.
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22. HEY, JOSH.
DID YOU SIGN UP?
SIGN UP FOR WHAT?
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23. SEE THOSE TWO PEOPLE
OVER THERE?
THEY'RE PRODUCERS FROM,
"PUMP MY ROOM."
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24. OH, LET'S GO SIGN UP
WHAT ABOUT YOUR DATE?
OH, SHE'S FINE.
SHE'S GOT POPCORN AND SYRUP.
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25. COME ON.
EXCUSE ME,
IS THIS WHERE WE SIGN UP?
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26. SURE.
HOW'S IT WORK?
YOU JUST FILL OUT THIS FORM,
THEN YOU GO HOME,
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27. MAKE A VIDEO PRESENTATION
SHOWING US YOUR ROOM,
AND WHY YOU FEEL YOU DESERVE
TO HAVE IT PUMPED.
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28. WE HAVE A ROOM.
WE DESERVE TO HAVE IT PUMPED.
GIVE IT A SHOT.
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29. OKAY.
WHERE'S THE LITTLE GIRL'S
ROOM?
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30. YEAH, SHE'S A GOOD ONE.
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31. OKAY, GET THE CAMCORDER.
OOH, I'M GETTING IT.
MAN, DO YOU REALIZE
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32. HOW AWESOME IT WOULD BE
IF WE ACTUALLY WIN
THIS ROOM MAKEOVER?
OH, VERY.
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33. HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS ROOM NEEDS?
YEAH, A HOT TUB, A HAMMOCK,
AND A VIBRATING CHAIR.
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34. BUT IF WE'RE GOING
TO WIN THIS,
THEN WE GOT TO MAKE SURE
THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME LIKE—
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35. HEY.
YOU KNOW YOU COULD KNOCK.
YEAH.
AND YOU COULD HAVE
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36. A NORMAL-SIZED HEAD,
BUT YOU DON'T, DO YOU?
YOU DON'T.
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37. CAN WE HELP YOU?
I JUST NEED TO BORROW
YOUR HOT GLUE GUN.
HOT GLUE GUN,
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38. YOU — I DON'T LIKE IT.
RELAX.
I'M JUST MAKING A PRESENT
FOR MOM AND DAD'S ANNIVERSARY.
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39. ISN'T THAT LIKE
TWO WEEKS AWAY?
YEAH, WHY ARE YOU
MAKING IT NOW?
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40. BECAUSE I'M A BUSY PERSON.
BETWEEN SCHOOL, OBOE PRACTICE,
GYMNASTICS, AND COLLECTING
ANTIQUE SPONGES,
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41. I BARELY HAVE TIME TO BREATHE.
OH, FEEL FREE
TO STOP BREATHING ANY TIME.
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42. HE SAID IT.
NO, I DIDN'T.
I'M LEAVING.
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43. WHEN YOU'RE DONE
WITH OUR GLUE GUN,
MAKE SURE YOU BRING IT BACK.
NO.
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44. ALL RIGHT THEN.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
LET'S JUST FOCUS ON MAKING
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45. AN AWESOME TAPE SO WE WIN
THAT ROOM MAKEOVER.
HEY.
HEY WHAT?
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46. WHAT IF WE TRY TO WIN
THE MAKEOVER FOR MOM AND DAD?
WHY?
FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY.
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47. IF WE WIN WE COULD HAVE THEM
MAKEOVER THE LIVING ROOM.
DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'D BE REALLY NICE?
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48. WE ALWAYS GET THEM
SOMETHING NICE.
LAST YEAR YOU GAVE THEM
A COUPON BOOK—
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49. YEAH.
WALTER GOT 40 PERCENT OFF
A SHOVEL AND MOM GOT TWO SALAMIS
FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
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50. YEAH?
WELL, NOTHING SAYS
"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY"
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51. LIKE TWO SALAMIS AND A SHOVEL.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
COME ON.
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52. IT'S THEIR FIFTH ANNIVERSARY.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL TRY TO WIN
THE ROOM MAKEOVER
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53. FOR MOM AND WALTER.
OKAY.
YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR HOT GLUE GUN BACK.
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54. QUALITY GLUE?
YEAH.
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55. DEAR "PUMP MY ROOM."
THIS IS OUR LIVING ROOM.
A ROOM IN WHICH WE LIVE.
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56. WE REALLY HOPE WE WIN
THIS MAKEOVER.
BUT NOT FOR US.
FOR OUR PARENTS.
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57. WE CALL THEM MOM AND DAD.
YOU SEE, MY DAD MARRIED
HIS MOM ALMOST FIVE YEARS AGO.
I AM STILL IN SHOCK.
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58. AND SOON, IT WILL BE
THEIR FIFTH ANNIVERSARY.
STILL IN SHOCK.
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59. NOW, WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO BUY THEM ANYTHING FANCY.
SO WE PRAY
THAT YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE
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60. AT "PUMP MY ROOM" CHOOSE US.
NAY, OUR PARENTS.
FOR THE SPECIAL GIFT
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61. OF A ROOM MAKEOVER.
PLEASE.
PLEASE.
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62. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
GOOD ONE.
GOOD ONE.
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63. GOOD ONE.
I STILL THINK ONE OF US NEEDS
TO CRY.
ALL RIGHT.
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64. I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE KIDNEY,
WE'LL DO IT AGAIN.
YOU'RE GOING TO PUN—
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65. I'LL GET IT.
I'LL GET IT.
HOT NACHOS FOR DRAKE
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66. AND JOSH.
BUT WE DIDN'T ORDER.
YEAH.
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67. IT'S ABOUT TIME
OUR NACHOS GOT HERE.
BUT WE DIDN'T ORDER.
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68. FREE NACHOS.
I'LL TAKE THOSE.
JOSH, TAKE THE NACHO BOY.
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69. WE DIDN'T ORDER THOSE.
DUDE, WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU
FREE NACHOS,
YOU DON'T QUESTION IT.
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70. I'M JUST WORRIED
ABOUT WHO REALLY DID ORDER THEM.
OH, MY GOD.
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71. THESE ARE GOOD NACHOS.
I KNOW.
SERIOUSLY.
OH.
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72. THESE ARE THE BEST NACHOS
IN THE WORLD.
THEY'RE MADE WITH,
LIKE FIVE DIFFERENT KINDS
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73. OF CHEESES.
WHAT YOU SAY?
AS LONG AS NOBODY SEES US?
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74. I KNOW.
WHAT'S MATTER WITH YOU?
IT'S GETTING HARD FOR ME
TO SWALLOW.
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75. AWESOME.
GREAT, GREAT WORK.
YOU REALLY THINK SO?
MEGAN, WHO IS THIS?
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76. GO GET OVER THERE.
DRAKE, JOSH,
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
MY NEW ASSISTANT, TYLER.
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77. TYLER, YOU KNOW THE BOOPS.
BOOPS.
I'LL EXPLAIN.
SEE, LIKE I TOLD YOU,
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78. I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY LATELY,
SO I DON'T HAVE TIME TO HARASS
YOU GUYS AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO,
WHICH IS WHY I HIRED TYLER
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79. AS MY ASSISTANT.
TO HELP MAKE YOUR LIVES
AS MISERABLE AS POSSIBLE.
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80. HE MADE THE NACHOS.
I USED
A SPECIAL STICKY CHEESE.
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81. STICKY CHEESE?
YEAH.
TYLER, COME UPSTAIRS WITH ME.
WE'LL MAKE A SCHEDULE
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82. FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.
YES, MA'AM.
DON'T DO THAT.
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83. HELLO?
NO, NO DON'T— HELLO.
NO, I KNOW.
I HAVE MY MOUTH—
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84. YOU TALK TO HIM.
HELLO?
WHO IS IT?
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85. WHO IS IT?
HELLO?
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86. WHAT DID YOU DO?
YOU RUINED OUR LIFE.
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87. OKAY.
YOUR TURN.
GO.
OKAY.
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88. OH, YEAH RIGHT.
HERE'S A GOOD ONE.
IF YOU COULD BE A GIRL
FOR A WHOLE DAY,
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89. WOULD YOU DO IT?
ABSOLUTELY.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
YEAH.
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90. DRAKE, JOSH, THE PRODUCERS
FROM THAT SHOW "PUMP MY ROOM"
ARE LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS.
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91. NO WAY.
WHAT?
YEAH.
THEY'RE RIGHT OVER THERE.
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92. DRAKE AND JOSH,
DRAKE AND JOSH, DRAKE AND JOSH.
HEY, HEY, RIGHT.
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93. DRAKE PARKER
AND JOSH NICHOLS?
YEP.
CONGRATULATIONS.
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94. WE LOVED YOUR VIDEO.
SO YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED
TO HAVE YOUR HOUSE FEATURED
ON "PUMP MY ROOM."
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95. OKAY SO HERE'S THE DEAL.
THIS SATURDAY YOU'VE GOT
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96. TO MAKE SURE
EVERYONE IS OUT OF YOUR HOUSE
FROM 11 A.M. TO FIVE P.M.
JUST LEAVE THE KEY
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97. UNDER THE MAT.
OH, WE DON'T HAVE A MAT.
BUY A MAT.
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98. LEAVE A KEY UNDER IT.
AND THE "PUMP MY ROOM" CREW
WILL COME IN AND MAKE SURE
THAT YOUR MOM AND DAD'S
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99. LIVING ROOM IS THE MOST SPECIAL
LIVING ROOM IN ALL OF SAN DIEGO.
AH.
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100. OH, THIS IS SO GREAT.
WELL, I THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY PLEASED
WHEN YOU GET HOME ON SATURDAY.
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101. OH, GREAT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
OH NO.
JUST—
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102. WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
I WON A CONTEST.
YEY.
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103. I WON A CONTEST.
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.
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104. I WASN'T CHEWING GUM.
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105. OKAY, MOM AND DAD,
HERE IT COMES.
WHO'S READY TO GO INSIDE?
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU GUYS?
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106. YEAH.
YOU KEPT US OUT ALL DAY,
DRIVING ALL OVER THE CITY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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107. GET READY.
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108. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
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109. DRAKE?
JOSH?
WHERE'S OUR STUFF?
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110. WE'VE BEEN ROBBED.
SURPRISE.
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111. WHAT HAPPENED?
DRAKE AND JOSH LET
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112. BAD PEOPLE STEAL OUR STUFF.
SERGEANT DOTY?
I HAVE COFFEE
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113. BUT I CAN'T MAKE IT
BECAUSE THEY STOLE
OUR COFFEE MAKER.
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114. JUST BRING ME THE DRY COFFEE
WITH A SPOON.
SO LET ME SEE
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115. IF I GOT THIS STRAIGHT.
SHOOT.
GO AHEAD.
YOU TWO SUPPOSEDLY WON
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116. A HOME MAKEOVER
FROM SOME TV SHOW
YOU NEVER HEARD OF?
THAT'S RIGHT.
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117. YEAH.
AND AT THEIR REQUEST
YOU MADE SURE
THAT NO ONE WAS HOME TODAY
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118. FOR SIX HOURS?
RIGHT.
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.
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119. SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
I THINK YOU'RE IDIOTS.
WE KNOW THEY'RE IDIOTS.
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120. I DON'T KNOW.
GOOD COFFEE.
THANK YOU.
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121. MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY TOOK EVERYTHING.
I NEED AN ASPIRIN.
I'LL BRING YOU SOME JUICE.
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122. PINEAPPLE.
I'LL GET HIM THE JUICE.
OH, THANKS SWEETIE.
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123. I'M NOT GETTING THEM THE JUICE.
ISN'T YOUR DAD THE WEATHERMAN
ON CHANNEL SEVEN?
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124. YEAH.
THAT'S HIM.
HE SAID IT WASN'T GOING
TO RAIN ON MY KID'S BIRTHDAY
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125. BUT IT DID RAIN.
SORRY.
YEAH.
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126. ME TOO.
WHAT?
WE HAVE TO REPLACE
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127. MOM AND DAD'S FURNITURE.
DUDE, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
IT'S GOING TO COST
TO REPLACE A WHOLE ROOM
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128. FULL OF NICE FURNITURE?
A LOT.
WELL, GOOD THING YOU HAVE
A JOB.
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129. I'M GOING TO GRAB SOME TACOS
GIVE ME 20 BUCKS.
NO.
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130. OKAY, MY JOB AT THE COMMUNITY
DOESN'T PAY ME ENOUGH
TO REFURNISH THIS ENTIRE ROOF.
YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE
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131. TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE
SOME MONEY FAST.
HEY.
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132. DO YOU THINK EGGS ARE FUNNY?
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I COULD ARREST THE TWO OF YOU
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133. FOR ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER?
WE DIDN'T THROW AN EGG
AT YOU.
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY EGGS
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134. ON US.
HUH?
AND WHOSE ARE THESE?
THE EGG FAIRIES?
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135. I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE THOSE CAME FROM.
FIFTY PUSH-UPS.
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136. BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE US DO—
PUSH-UPS.
OH.
ONE.
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137. OW.
TWO.
OW.
THREE.
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138. OW.
FOUR.
OW.
FIVE.
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139. OW.
SIX.
OW.
SEVEN.
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140. OW.
EIGHT.
NINE.
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141. DRAKE PARKER.
JOSH NICHOLS.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WE UNDERSTAND YOU GIVE PEOPLE
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142. TEMPORARY JOBS?
SO?
AND WE'D LIKE ONE?
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143. YEAH.
AND I'D LIKE TO MEET A WOMAN
WHO DOESN'T CHANGE
HER PHONE NUMBER
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144. AFTER THE FIRST DATE.
YEAH, WELL, GOOD LUCK
WITH THAT.
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145. OKAY.
WHAT ARE YOUR SKILLS?
I PLAY GUITAR AND DATE GIRLS.
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146. WELL, I'M AN HONOR STUDENT.
I'M PRETTY GOOD
WITH MAGIC TRICKS.
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147. I CAN COOK.
OH, IN THE FIFTH GRADE
I WAS VOTED MOST POLITE CHILD.
NO.
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148. THAT'S ENOUGH.
LET'S SEE.
I'VE GOT MEN'S ROOM ATTENDANT,
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149. DITCH DIGGER.
OH, YOU COULD CLEAN UP
AFTER ELEPHANTS AT THE ZOO.
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150. WOW, THEY ALL SOUND
SO WONDERFUL.
DO YOU HAVE ANY JOBS
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151. THAT ARE, YOU KNOW,
NOT REPULSIVE?
YEAH.
AND WE WANT ONE THAT PAYS A LOT.
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152. SURE.
AND I WANT TO MEET A WOMAN
WHO DOESN'T CHANGE
HER PHONE NUMBER
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153. AFTER THE FIRST DATE.
YOU ALREADY SAID THAT.
WELL, IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME.
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154. I MEAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
WE JUST WANT JOBS.
ALL RIGHT.
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155. LOOK, I GOT TWO JOBS
WORKING THE LINE
AT A FISH FACTORY.
NOT GLAMOROUS ENOUGH FOR YOU?
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156. WELL, WHAT WOULD WE HAVE
TO DO?
YOU'D BE ASSEMBLING PACKAGES
OF SUSHI FOR DISTRIBUTION
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157. TO LOCAL SUPERMARKETS.
PAYS 18 BUCKS AN HOUR.
EACH.
YEAH, WE'LL TAKE IT.
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158. GOOD.
HAPPY, HAPPY.
HERE'S THE ADDRESS.
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159. BE THERE SATURDAY MORNING 8:00.
8:00?
WE'LL BE THERE.
YEAH, YEAH.
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160. THE NUMBER YOU HAVE REACHED
HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED.
EVERY TIME.
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161. STUPID LOTION.
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162. ALL RIGHT.
HERE IS WHERE WE PACKAGE
THE SUSHI.
WHEN THAT GREEN LIGHT GOES ON,
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163. THE SUSHI WILL MOVE
ACROSS THE CONVEYOR BELT
FROM HERE TO THERE.
YOUR JOB IS TO TAKE THE PIECES
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164. OF SUSHI OFF THE CONVEYOR BELT
AND PLACE THEM
INTO THESE CONTAINERS HERE.
THEN YOU PLACE THE CONTAINERS
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165. BACK ON THE LINE THERE.
SIX PIECES OF SUSHI
TO ONE CONTAINER.
NOW, IF ANY SUSHI PASSES
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166. THROUGH THERE UNBOXED,
YOU WILL BE FINED
AND FORCIBLY ESCORTED
THROUGH THAT DOOR THERE.
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167. ANY QUESTIONS?
YEAH—
I DON'T HAVE TIME
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168. FOR QUESTIONS.
SIT.
LET THE SUSHI ROLL.
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169. I GET IT.
SUSHI ROLL.
THAT WASN'T A JOKE.
THAT WAS
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170. AN UNFORTUNATE COINCIDENTAL
PAIRING OF WORDS.
LET THE SUSHI ROLL.
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171. I'LL BE BACK IN TWO MINUTES
TO EVALUATE YOUR PERFORMANCE.
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172. PUT THE SUSHI IN A BOX,
HOW EASY IS THIS?
I KNOW, RIGHT.
AND HERE WE GO.
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173. TIME TO PACKAGE
SOME DEAD FISH.
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174. OH, YEAH,
THIS IS REALLY CHALLENGING.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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175. IT MIGHT NOT BE
THE MOST EXCITING JOB
IN THE WORLD,
BUT AT LEAST IT WILL EARN US
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176. ENOUGH MONEY TO GET MOM AND DAD
SOME NEW FURNITURE.
HEY, HEY, GRAB THAT ONE,
GRAB THAT ONE, DUDE.
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177. GRAB THAT, DUDE.
OKAY, I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
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178. DON'T WORRY.
WHOA.
THIS THING'S GOING
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179. KIND OF FAST NOW.
HEY, CAN YOU SLOW IT DOWN
A LITTLE BIT?
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180. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HEY, GRAB ALL THE PIECES.
GRAB THEM, GRAB THEM,
GRAB THEM.
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181. PUT THEM ON THE SIDE.
I'M TRYING.
I'M TRYING.
OH, OH.
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182. DON'T LOSE IT.
DON'T LOSE IT.
DUDE, THEY STICK.
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183. YES.
OH.
OH, SHE'S COMING BACK.
OH.
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184. HURRY.
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185. EXCELLENT.
YOU BOYS ARE DOING A FINE JOB.
SPEED IT UP A LITTLE.
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186. SPEED IT UP.
YOU GRAB THIS.
I'M TRYING.
I'M TRYING.
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187. OH, I GOT THIS.
OH, I CAN'T.
I GOT IT.
I THANK YOU.
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188. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, DUDE.
WILL YOU SLOW IT DOWN, PLEASE?
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189. WE'RE JUST BOYS.
OH, COME ON.
GRAB UP, JOSH.
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190. OH, I'M TRYING.
DRAKE, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I'M TRYING ON.
COME ON, OH.
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191. OH, DUDE.
NO, DON'T DO THIS,
TO ME — OH—
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192. THEY'RE FALLING DOWN.
THEY'RE FALLING OFF
THE CEILING.
I KNOW.
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193. NERVOUS.
YEAH.
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194. THAT WAS THE WORST DAY
OF MY LIFE.
I'M GOING TO SMELL
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195. LIKE DEAD FISH FOR A WEEK.
LOOK, I'VE GOT YELLOW TAIL
UNDER MY FINGERNAILS.
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196. OH MAN,
WHAT IS THAT IN MY PANTS?
FEELS LIKE— SPICY TUNA.
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197. OH, REALLY SPICY.
OH.
OH, MAN.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
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198. WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE
MOM AND DAD'S LIVING ROOM EMPTY.
LOOK MAN, WE TRIED OUR BEST,
OKAY?
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199. I DON'T— I CAN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING ELSE—
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200. THE FURNITURE'S BACK.
WE DID IT.
WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
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201. HOWDY, BOYS?
SURPRISED?
SURE, YEAH.
YEAH, HOW DID YOU GET
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202. OUR FURNITURE BACK?
THE POLICE FOUND
THE ROBBERS' MOVING VAN.
IT WAS BROKEN DOWN
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203. ABOUT A HALF MILE UP THE STREET.
AND THEY FOUND EVERYTHING?
YUP.
IT'S ALL HERE.
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204. HEY, DO I SMELL ROTTING SUSHI?
YEAH, IT'S A LONG STORY.
SEE, WE GOT—
WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
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205. YEAH.
WE ARE GOING OUT TO DINNER
TO CELEBRATE OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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206. I'M TAKING HER
TO LE PETITE FROMAGE.
OH, FANCY.
I KNOW, THE SOUP'S $30.
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207. COME ON, BABY.
OKAY, BABY.
DON'T ORDER THE SOUP.
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208. ALL RIGHT.
OH MAN, YOU DO REEK.
YEAH, I KNOW.
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209. I NEED A BUBBLE BATH.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S COOL
BECAUSE THEN I'LL BE ABLE
TO TAKE SHOWER AFTERWARDS.
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210. WHOA.
HELLO?
HELLO?
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211. HELLO?
HEY.
WE'RE IN THE BAG.
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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212. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S GOING ON.
THAT TYLER KID,
MEGAN'S ASSISTANT.
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213. ARGH.
HEY, BOOPS.
HOW'S IT HANGING?
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214. HEY, TELL YOUR FRIEND TYLER
TO CUT US DOWN.
TYLER DIDN'T DO THIS.
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215. I DID.
I FIRED TYLER.
WHY?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOO BUSY
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216. TO PRANK US.
YEAH, BUT LETTING
SOMEBODY ELSE MAKE
YOUR LIVES MISERABLE,
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217. DOESN'T GIVE ME
THAT SAME WARM FEELING I GET
FROM DOING IT MYSELF,
SO I'LL MAKE TIME.
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218. LATER.
HEY.
MEGAN, WAIT.
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219. HEY, CAN YOU AT LEAST GET US
DOWN FROM HERE?
SURE.
AWW.
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220. UGH.
THANK YOU.
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221. GOODNIGHT.
OH, COME ON, COME ON,
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222. COME ON.
GRAB THE BOX.
OKAY.
COME ON, GRAB ME.
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223. I GOT YOU.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
I'M GRABBING THEM
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224. AS FAST AS I CAN.
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225. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE TRANSCRIPTION COMPANY
BURBANK, CA
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