1. OK.
WOMEN...
SOMETIMES CAN BE TRICKY.
GIRLS ARE SO EASY
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2. TO FIGURE OUT.
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3. LIKE, WHEN I WAS IN THE
FOURTH GRADE, THIS GIRL NAMED
BECKY HUMMUS SAID SHE HAD A
CRUSH ON ME.
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4. LIKE LAST YEAR, THIS GIRL,
ALISON FLETCHER, ASKED ME
OUT.
BUT BECKY DIDN'T REALLY LIKE
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5. ME.
BUT ALISON WASN'T REALLY
INTO ME.
SHE JUST KNEW THAT EVERY DAY
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6. IN MY SACK LUNCH I BROUGHT
DOODLE CAKES.
SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE
HER EX-BOYFRIEND JEALOUS.
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7. I WAS BEING USED.
I WAS BEING USED.
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8. THAT SEMESTER, SHE ATE ALMOST
EVERY DOODLE CAKE I BROUGHT TO
SCHOOL.
THEN SHE GOT BACK TOGETHER
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9. WITH HER EX-BOYFRIEND.
BY THE END OF FOURTH GRADE,
SHE WEIGHED OVER 200 POUNDS.
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10. I KIND OF MISSED ALISON, SO I
STARTED MAKING OUT WITH HER
SISTER.
AND NOW, BECKY HUMMUS WEARS
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11. GIGANTIC PANTS.
I THINK HER SISTER KISSES
EVEN BETTER.
YOU KNOW, THEY MAKE FAT FREE
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12. DOODLE CAKES NOW.
I WONDER IF THEY HAVE A THIRD
SISTER?
BUT IT'S TOO LATE FOR BECKY.
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13. OK, SO I THINK WE SHOULD SET
THE TRANSFORMER TO 125 VOLTS.
YEAH, I DON'T THINK WE'RE
GONNA NEED THAT MUCH POWER IF
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14. WE'RE USING MIRRORS TO HYPER
FOCUS THE PULSE BEAM.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HYPER
FOCUSING ON RIGHT NOW?
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15. TELL ME.
YOUR LIPS.
JOSH, YOU MAKE ME TINGLE LIKE
A 5 JIGAWATT CAPACITOR.
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16. HEY, JOSH.
WHACK JOB.
UNDERACHIEVER.
WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?
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17. THEY ARE ITEMS FOR OUR
SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.
PAWS OFF!
WAIT.
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18. YOU TWO ARE WORKING TOGETHER ON
A SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BIG RIVALRY
BETWEEN YOU TWO?
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19. WELL, NOW THAT WE'RE A
COUPLE, WE DECIDED TO COMBINE
OUR BRAIN POWER AND WORK AS A
TEAM.
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20. YEAH.
WE'RE BUILDING A HYPERBOLIC
PHOTON CANNON.
WOW!
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21. I'M HUNGRY.
AND NOW THAT HE'S GONE.
HEY!
OW!
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22. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
THERE ARE A COUPLE OF GUYS
OUTSIDE STEALING YOUR BIKE.
OH!
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23. AND I JUST LUBED THE CHAIN.
HANDS OFF MY RIDE!
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24. MAYBE I SHOULD CALL THE
POLICE.
NAH.
NOBODY'S STEALING HIS BIKE.
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25. WHAT'D YOU TELL HIM THAT FOR?
YOU GOT HIM ALL UPSET FOR
NOTHING.
YEAH.
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26. IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND,
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME
TO REALIGN
BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE
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27. I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND,
OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU
I'LL ALWAYS BE PICKING YOU UP
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28. COOL LAPTOP.
THANKS.
EW, WHAT WEBSITE IS THIS?
THAT'S SKIN ILLNESSES.COM.
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29. I WAS JUST LOOKING UP SOME STUFF
FOR MY BIOLOGY HOMEWORK.
WHY IS THIS GUY'S FACE ALL
PURPLISH?
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30. HE'S GOT THE BANGKOK RIVER
RASH.
SWEET!
WHAT'S SWEET?
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31. WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
A BIG COOKIE.
THAT WAS MY BIG COOKIE.
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32. WANT IT BACK?
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33. HEY, UH, THIS SKIN DISEASE
WEBSITE.
YEAH.
EMAIL ME THE LINK, WOULD YOU?
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34. ARE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING
BAD TO DRAKE?
PROBABLY.
EXCELLENT.
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35. THERE WAS NO ONE STEALING MY
BIKE.
I KNOW.
LATER.
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36. HEY, UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THE PLASMA COIL?
RECALIBRATING THE PULSE RATE
TO 70 MEGAHERTZ.
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37. I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON 50
MEGAHERTZ TO KEEP THE PHOTON
BALL SMALL.
WILL YOU TRUST ME ON THIS.
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38. I HAVE WON THE SCIENCE FAIR THE
PAST 5 YEARS IN A ROW.
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39. I KNEW IT.
WHAT?
YOU DON'T RESPECT MY
SCIENTIFIC INTELLECT.
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40. OF COURSE I DO.
LOOK, OBVIOUSLY WE BOTH HAVE
TOTALLY DIFFERENT IDEAS WHEN IT
COMES TO HYPERBOLIC PHOTON
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41. CANNON RAYS, SO...
WHY DON'T WE EACH JUST MAKE OUR
OWN PHOTON CANNON FOR THE
SCIENCE FAIR?
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42. WELL...
AND THAT WAY, WE CAN SPEND
LESS TIME ARGUING AND MORE TIME
KISSING.
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43. OOH...
OK.
WE'LL EACH MAKE OUR OWN
PHOTON CANNON.
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44. THAT'S MY BOY.
OOH, I BETTER GET HOME.
AH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
IT'S ALMOST 10:30.
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45. NOW ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OK
WITH THIS?
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OK WITH
THIS?
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46. VERY OK WITH THAT.
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47. I LOVE YOU.
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48. SEE YOU IN CHEMISTRY.
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49. 2 FOR 2.
DRAKE!
HANG ON. I'M BUSY.
MINDY JUST TOLD ME
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50. SHE LOVES ME.
WHAT?
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51. MINDY TOLD YOU SHE LOVES YOU?
YES!
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.
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52. OH, NO.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
OK, NOW YOU TELL ME.
TELL ME EXACTLY HOW YOU
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53. RESPONDED WHEN MINDY SAID,
I LOVE YOU.
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, SO, I JUST SAID,
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54. SEE YOU IN CHEMISTRY, AND THEN I
SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HER FACE.
JOSH, WHEN A GIRL SAYS, I
LOVE YOU, THAT IS THE TIME TO
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55. CUT AND RUN.
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56. YOU MEAN BREAK UP WITH HER?
YES.
NOW, THERE ARE A FEW WAYS YOU
CAN DO THIS.
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57. DRAKE, I DON'T WANT TO BREAK
UP WITH HER.
YOU COULD FAKE YOUR OWN
DEATH.
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58. NOW THAT'S THE CLEANEST WAY, BUT
IT MIGHT FREAK MOM AND DAD OUT.
YOU'D HAVE TO MOVE TO ANOTHER
STATE.
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59. DRAKE, WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME.
YOU COULD ALWAYS BECOME A
WOMAN, BUT IT INVOLVES ALL THAT
SURGERY, AND THEN YOU'D HAVE
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60. TO—
DRAKE!
WHAT IF I LOVE HER BACK?
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61. WHY'D YOU SLAP ME?
'CAUSE YOU'RE TALKING CRAZY.
I MIGHT LOVE HER.
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62. WHOA, YOUR CHEEKS MAKE
DIFFERENT SOUNDS WHEN THEY'RE
SLAPPED.
WHAT?
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63. CHECK IT OUT.
THEY'RE LIKE A SEMI-TONE APART.
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64. ARE YOU DONE ASSAULTING MY
FACE?
DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOU
MIGHT BE IN LOVE WITH MINDY?
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65. I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE.
I GOTTA THINK THIS THROUGH.
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66. OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
WHAT?
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67. "SKIN DISEASES." LET'S SEE.
"DERMA TEMECULITIS.
A RARE SKIN AFFLICTION WHICH
CAUSES THE HANDS AND FEET TO
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68. TURN A SICKLY GREENISH COLOR."
NICE.
CURE, CURE, CURE.
AH.
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69. "THE ONLY KNOWN CURE REQUIRES AN
UNUSUALLY PAINFUL SERIES OF
INJECTIONS BY NEEDLE INTO THE
AFFLICTED AREAS."
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70. AWESOME.
"THERE ARE SOME RUMORED HOME
REMEDIES, BUT THEY'RE HIGHLY
UNPLEASANT AND MAY OR MAY NOT BE
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71. AFFECTED IN CURING
DERMA TEMECULITIS."
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72. INTERESTING.
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73. MINDY, IT'S GREAT THAT YOU
LOVE ME, AND, AND...
AND I HAVE STRONG FEELINGS FOR
YOU, TOO, BUT, NO THAT SOUNDS
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74. LAME, UH...
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75. MINDY...
I AM IN THE PROCESS OF BECOMING
A WOMAN, SO I WORRIED—
OH, MY GOD, JOSH!
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76. WHAT'S WRONG, WHAT HAPPENED?
WHOA!
WHY ARE YOUR HANDS GREEN?
I DON'T KNOW.
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77. I WOKE UP,
WENT TO THE BATHROOM, AND MY
HANDS WERE GREEN.
DID YOU TRY WASHING THEM?
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78. YEAH.
FOR 10 MINUTES, MAN,
I EVEN USED SOAP.
JUST CALM DOWN.
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79. WE'LL LOOK IT UP ONLINE.
I'M JUST GONNA GO AROUND YOU.
HURRY.
OK.
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80. I'LL GO TO, UH,
WHAT'SWRONGWITHMYBODY.COM
WHAT'SWRONGWITHMYBODY.COM?
I HAVE IT BOOKMARKED.
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81. AND WE'LL GO TO SKIN ILLNESS,
GREEN, HANDS, GROSS.
WHAT'S IT SAY?
DERMA TEMECULITIS.
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82. WHAT'S THAT?
"A RARE SKIN DISEASE THAT
CAUSES THE HANDS AND FEET TO
TURN A SICKLY GREENISH COLOR."
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83. ALL RIGHT, WELL, I DON'T HAVE
THAT BECAUSE MY FEET
ARE ALL GREEN!
WHOA!
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84. JUST SHOW ME HOW TO CURE IT.
OK, OK, OK.
OK, IT SAYS HERE, THAT THE ONLY
KNOWN CURE FOR DERMA TEMECULITIS
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85. IS A SERIES OF UNUSUALLY PAINFUL
INJECTIONS BY NEEDLE.
OH, MAN.
I HATE UNUSUALLY PAINFUL
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86. INJECTIONS.
WE BETTER GET YOU TO A
DOCTOR.
OH, NO WAY.
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87. DUDE, AS SOON AS MOM AND DAD
FIND OUT—
THEY ARE NOT GONNA FIND OUT,
OK?
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88. WHAT ELSE DOES IT SAY?
OK, UH...
OK, IT SAYS HERE THAT SOME
DOCTORS CLAIM SUCCESS CURING
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89. DERMA TEMECULITIS BY TREATING
THE INFLICTED AREAS WITH ZYFOLIC
ACID.
WHERE DO I GET ZYFOLIC ACID?
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90. ZYFOLIC ACID CAN BE FOUND IN
THE URINE OF MOST LIZARDS.
AWESOME.
SO I JUST GOT TO STICK MY HANDS
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91. AND FEET IN...
LIZARD URINE?
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92. HEY, PUDDING CUP.
HI, JOSH.
YOU'RE MAD.
I'M NOT MAD.
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93. MY NOSE IS SLIGHTLY BRUISED FROM
WHERE YOUR DOOR HIT ME IN THE
FACE.
I'M SORRY.
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94. IT'S JUST THAT...
WHEN YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME,
IT KIND OF CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.
YEAH, THAT WAS JUST THE
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95. IMPRESSION I GOT WHEN YOU
RESPONDED BY SAYING, "SEE YOU IN
CHEMISTRY," THEN RUNNING AWAY
LIKE A FRIGHTENED LITTLE GIRL.
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96. I KNOW YOU WANTED ME TO SAY I
LOVE YOU BACK, BUT I JUST DON'T
THINK I SHOULD SAY IT UNLESS I'M
SURE I FEEL IT, YOU KNOW?
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97. OK.
FAIR ENOUGH.
I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO PUSH YOU
INTO SAYING SOMETHING YOU DON'T
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98. MEAN, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST
THINK ABOUT IT OVER THE WEEKEND.
I'M NOT IN ANY RUSH.
OH, REALLY?
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99. REALLY.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
I KNOW.
ALL RIGHT.
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100. I GOTTA GO DO SOME WORK.
YOU, ZIP UP YOUR PANTS.
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101. HEY, MAN.
GOT THE LIZARDS.
OH, COOL, COOL.
SO WHEN DO YOU GET THE URINE?
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102. UH, THAT WOULD BE UP TO THE
LIZARDS.
HEY, SPEAKING OF COLD-BLOODED
REPTILES, HOW DID IT GO WITH
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103. MINDY?
GREAT.
I JUST TOLD HER THE TRUTH.
GOOD.
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104. SO YOU BROKE UP WITH HER.
NO.
I TOLD HER I WASN'T SURE HOW I
WAS FEELING, AND SHE GAVE ME THE
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105. WEEKEND TO THINK
ABOUT IT.
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106. DUDE, NO GIRL TELLS HER
BOYFRIEND SHE LOVES HIM AND IS
THAT COOL WHEN HE DOESN'T SAY IT
BACK.
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107. SHE WAS.
DUDE, I'M TELLING YOU, THAT'S
AN IMPOS-
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108. WAIT A SECOND.
AREN'T YOU TWO SUPPOSED TO BE
FINISHING UP YOUR SCIENCE FAIR
PROJECTS THIS WEEKEND?
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109. YEAH, SO?
SO, SHE'S MESSING WITH YOUR
HEAD, MAN.
SHE'S TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU SO
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110. SHE CAN BEAT YOU AGAIN.
DRAKE, MINDY'S NOT LIKE THAT,
OK, AND I'M SURE SHE'S JUST AS
DISTRACTED BY THIS AS I AM.
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111. I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU—
HI, GUYS.
HEY.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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112. WHAT'S ALL THIS?
JUST SOME COMPONENTS FOR MY
SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.
GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO THIS
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113. WEEKEND.
LATER.
YEAH.
SHE LOOKS PRETTY DISTRACTED.
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114. YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS WHOLE "I LOVE YOU" THING IS
JUST A SCHEME TO WIG ME OUT SO I
WON'T BE ABLE TO FOCUS ON MY
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115. PROJECT.
I TOLD HIM SO.
WELL, I WILL NOT WIG, OK?
YEAH, 'CAUSE THIS IS THE YEAR
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116. THAT MINDY CRENSHAW WILL FINALLY
BACK DOWN TO MY SUPERIOR
SCIENTIFIC ABILITY.
DUDE, CHECK YOUR ZIPPER.
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117. MAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS
THING?
WHY DOES IT KEEP SLIPPING DOWN?
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118. ETHAN, YOU MADE A WATERMELON
LAMP LAST YEAR.
THIS ONE'S SEEDLESS.
DISQUALIFIED.
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119. WHO'S NEXT?
AH, FINALLY SOMEONE DECENT.
MINDY CRENSHAW.
THANK YOU, MR. FARROW.
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120. MY PROJECT THIS YEAR IS A FULLY
OPERATIONAL PHOTON CANNON.
OOH...
IMPRESSIVE.
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121. PLEASE, DEMONSTRATE.
GLADLY.
OBSERVE THE PAPER.
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122. OH, MINDY.
YOU NEVER DISAPPOINT.
NO, I DON'T.
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123. EXCELLENT.
EXCELLENT WORK.
OK, LAST UP, WE HAVE
JOSH NICHOLS.
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124. RIGHT OVER HERE.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR US?
WELL, MR. FARROW,
I, TOO, HAVE BUILT A
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125. PHOTON CANNON.
BUT I THINK YOU MIGHT FIND MINE
A BIT MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN
MINDY'S.
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126. PLEASE OBSERVE THE 1-INCH THICK
BOARD...
OF WOOD.
BYE BYE, BOARD.
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127. HELLO, FIRST PRIZE.
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128. THANK YOU!
THANK YOU, I KNOW.
THANK YOU.
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129. MY GOODNESS.
IN MY 26 YEARS OF TEACHING, THAT
MAY BE THE MOST IMPRESSIVE
DISPLAY OF SCIENTIFIC
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130. HOLE BURNING I'VE EVER SEEN.
I THINK THE CHOICE IS CLEAR.
JOSH NICHOLS, I HEREBY AWARD YOU
FIRST PRIZE.
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131. THANK YOU, MR. FARROW.
ALL RIGHT, IN TRUE SCIENCE
FAIR TRADITION, EVERYONE'S
INVITED TO THE NEXT ROOM FOR
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132. JUICE AND PUDDING.
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133. CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU FINALLY BEAT ME.
IS SOMEONE UPSET THEIR LITTLE
PLAN DIDN'T WORK, HMM?
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134. EXCUSE ME?
I KNOW WHAT YOU
TRIED TO PULL.
GOOD, THEN TELL ME,
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135. 'CAUSE I DON'T.
THE WHOLE "I LOVE YOU" THING.
YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT.
YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO RATTLE
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136. ME SO YOU COULD BEAT ME IN THE
SCIENCE FAIR AGAIN.
WELL, HA HA, AND HA.
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137. OK, LOOK, I WAS NEVER GONNA
TO TELL YOU THIS.
NEVER GONNA TELL ME WHAT?
I LET YOU WIN.
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138. YEAH, RIGHT.
IT'S TRUE.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME WIN?
BECAUSE I FELT BAD THAT I'D
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139. BEATEN YOU FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS,
AND I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS
SCIENCE FAIR IS TO YOU, SO I
WANTED YOU TO WIN FOR ONCE.
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140. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
WELL, YOU WANT TO LAUGH
HARDER?
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141. LAUGH AT THIS.
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142. SEE.
I WASN'T LYING.
ABOUT ANYTHING.
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143. THERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT.
"TO EFFECTIVELY TREAT
DERMA TEMECULITIS WITH ZYFOLIC
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144. ACID, THE AFFLICTED AREAS MUST
BE SUBMERGED FOR AT LEAST
45 MINUTES.
OK.
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145. EW...
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146. OH...
OK, LIZARD PEE,
DO YOUR THING.
EW...
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147. WOW, I SHOULD'VE TURNED THE
TV ON FIRST.
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148. I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE
HOLE IN THE WALL.
OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I ALMOST GOT IT FIXED.
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149. WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THIS?
'CAUSE YOU EARNED IT.
I'LL GET A BLUE RIBBON AND A
TROPHY WHEN I EARN IT.
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150. I'M SORRY.
FOR?
NOT BELIEVING THAT YOU REALLY
MEANT IT WHEN YOU SAID YOU
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151. LOVED ME.
HOW COULD YOU THINK I'D MAKE
THAT UP?
I DON'T KNOW, DRAKE KEEPS
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152. SAYING—
THAT EXPLAINS IT.
YEAH.
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153. MINDY, I...
I CARE ABOUT YOU.
A LOT, BUT...
BUT YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
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154. NO.
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
YOU'RE THE FIRST GIRL
I EVER DATED, SO...
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155. I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT LOVE
FEELS LIKE.
I MEAN, 2 YEARS AGO, I LOVED
MEAT LOAF.
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156. NOW, I QUESTION WHETHER MEAT
SHOULD EVEN BE SERVED IN THE
FORM OF A LOAF.
SO YOU'RE COMPARING ME TO
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157. GROUND BEEF.
NO...
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158. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
I THINK I DO.
LISTEN, AFTER I SAID...
YOU KNOW, WHAT I SAID,
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159. I FELT KIND OF WEIRD
ABOUT IT, TOO.
YOU DID?
A LITTLE.
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160. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE...
MAYBE WE RUSHED US.
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER HAD A
BOYFRIEND BEFORE YOU EITHER,
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161. AND UNTIL WE BOTH HAD A LITTLE
MORE EXPERIENCE DATING,
WE CAN'T REALLY KNOW
IF US IS RIGHT.
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162. RIGHT?
SO WHAT ARE WE SAYING HERE?
MAYBE WE NEED TO TAKE A
LITTLE BREAK.
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163. YOU KNOW, SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
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164. YEAH.
BUT DOES THAT MEAN, LIKE, WE
CAN'T HANG OUT, OR LIKE, TALK
ANYMORE?
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165. COME ON.
OF COURSE WE CAN.
IF YOU WANT TO.
NO, I WANT TO.
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166. I WANT TO, TOO.
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167. SO...
SO...
UH, YOU KNOW, THIS PHOTON
CANNON IS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
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168. THANKS.
I MEAN, HOW DID YOU GET THE
PULSE BEAM TO—
WAIT, DON'T!
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169. I'M OUT.
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170. MAN, SOAKING YOUR HANDS AND
FEET IN LIZARD URINE IS SO
BORING.
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171. OH, IT'S YOU.
CLOSE THE DOOR.
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172. WHAT'S GOING ON?
SWEAR NOT TO TELL
MOM AND DAD?
SWEAR.
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173. WELL, I HAVE THIS RARE SKIN
DISEASE CALLED
DERMA TEMECULITIS.
OH, MY GOD,
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174. ARE YOU OK?
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175. I WILL BE.
SEE, I READ ONLINE THAT YOU CAN
CURE IT BY SOAKING IN ZYFOLIC
ACID.
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176. WHICH IS IN LIZARD PEE.
AH.
OR, YOU KNOW, THERE IS
ANOTHER CURE.
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177. WHAT?
NEXT TIME, DON'T EAT MY BIG
COOKIE.
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178. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
THAT I TRICKED YOU INTO
THINKING YOU HAVE A RARE SKIN
DISEASE BY DYING YOUR HANDS AND
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179. FEET GREEN WHILE YOU SLEPT.
AND THAT YOU WERE STUPID ENOUGH
TO ACTUALLY FALL FOR IT, AND
THEN STICK YOUR HANDS AND FEET
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180. IN BUCKETS OF LIZARD PEE.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
MEGAN!
YOU HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING
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181. ON YOUR UPPER LIP.
MY LIP, WHAT?
OH!
OH!
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182. WAIT!
WHAT?
IS IT GONE?
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183. HEY, JOSH.
WHAT'S THAT DOING HERE?
WHAT'S WHAT DOING HERE?
THAT.
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184. THE THING IN THE SKIRT.
I'M SORRY, WHAT, WHAT'D YOU
SAY, LIZARD PEE?
HA HA HA.
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185. FUNNY.
ANYWAY, I THOUGHT YOU TWO
BROKE UP.
WE DID.
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186. DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T HANG
OUT AND DO HOMEWORK TOGETHER.
SO, YOU TWO AREN'T GONNA BE
MAKING OUT ANYMORE, BUT YOU'RE
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187. STILL GONNA HANG OUT AND STUDY
TOGETHER.
BASICALLY.
YEAH.
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188. AND I'M THE DUMB ONE.
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189. DRAKE, THESE BUCKETS I JUST
FOUND IN YOUR ROOM.
WHAT'S IN THEM?
THE TRUTH.
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190. LIZARD PEE.
COUNSELING TWICE A WEEK.
BUT, MOM, DR. STEIN
MAKES ME TALK TO PUPPETS.
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191. WHAT YOU DOING?
I PAID YOU $10 TO STAY AWAY
FROM THE SCIENCE FAIR.
YEAH.
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192. YOU GOT RIPPED OFF.
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